作者：Fiona Harvey, Aletha Adu, Josh Halliday
安迪·伯纳姆昨晚收到警告，称他可能面临其首相任期内的首次反抗，因为工党议员和气候专家谴责他显然支持重启北海石油和天然气钻探。
就在英国遭受干旱、野火和接连热浪袭击之际，首相昨日发出了迄今为止最强烈的暗示，表明他倾向于允许新钻探。伯纳姆在谢菲尔德的一家社区中心发表讲话时，重申他在石油和天然气问题上将采取“务实”态度，并表示关于新钻探的决定将在“适当的时候”做出。但他补充道：“问题不在于英国是否还将使用石油和天然气，而在于这些资源来自哪里。”
在他发表上述言论数小时后，联合国秘书长警告称，“每一个新的化石燃料项目”都会使热浪变得更加危险。
许多工党议员担心，支持扩大钻探将如何被那些对 1976, 年以来最严重干旱、气温飙升、野火以及气候相关的食品通胀和潜在供应短缺感到惊恐的选民所接受。
他们还担心会失去更多选民给绿党：扎克·波兰斯基领导的政党强调反对发放更多北海许可证，包括针对杰克多气田和设得兰群岛西部的罗斯班克油田的许可证。决定推进这些项目可能会引发工党内部新一轮的脱离潮。
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约克中央区的工党议员蕾切尔·马斯凯尔（Rachael Maskell）敦促部长们“将碳留在地下”。她表示：“我们正看到冰盖融化、海水变暖、夏天越来越热。今年夏天是一个警告，我们必须快速走向可持续的未来。”
诺里奇南区的工党议员克莱夫·刘易斯（Clive Lewis）表示，推进杰克多项目“没有正当理由”，因为他认为这对能源价格的影响微乎其微，同时还会发出错误信号 14
首相表示，国际足联主席因计划出售世界杯股份这一“令人震惊”的方案而应离职 新闻 第 4 页
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朱利安·博格 (Julian Borger) 资深国际记者
唐纳德·特朗普宣布，关于加沙地区哈马斯解除武装以及以色列军队撤出地带的谈判取得了突破，这些问题此前一直阻碍了去年10月停火协议的执行。
截至昨天，以色列尚未对该计划做出正式回应。该计划由美国总统于周四晚上在社交媒体帖子中公布，不过部分官员对此表示怀疑。
特朗普表示，该计划涉及哈马斯及加沙其他武装组织的“全面解除武装”，是“迈向结束战斗的里程碑式一步”。
以色列此前一直将哈马斯未能解除武装视为其持续发动袭击以及拒绝允许在加沙进行任何重建工作的理由。
经过在开罗数月的谈判，由特朗普于去年成立的和平委员会 (BoP) 在周四成功促使哈马斯同意了一项分阶段解除武装的“路线图”。该计划将与以色列军队撤出同步进行，同时加沙的权力将从哈马斯移交给一个由技术官僚组成的巴勒斯坦临时管理机构，并由经过专门训练的巴勒斯坦警察和国际稳定部队 (ISF) 提供支持。
和平委员会昨日在 X 平台上发布的这份 14 点计划敦促以色列、哈马斯及其他巴勒斯坦派系停止所有军事行动，并呼吁成立一个国际核查委员会 (IVC)。该计划概述了在所有 [行动停止] 后的 14 天期限
艾米·霍金斯 (Amy Hawkins)
在高等法院驳回邻居们的挑战后，一座备受争议的新中国大使馆建设于昨日获得绿灯。
对政府提起诉讼的皇家造币厂法院 (Royal Mint Court) 居民协会 (RMCRA) 立即宣布计划对该决定提出上诉，此举可能会进一步推迟该项目。
近年来，关于新大使馆规划许可的争论一直是英中关系的敏感点。
RMCRA 代表在皇家造币厂法院内居住和经营的个人及企业，该历史遗址由中国政府于 2018 年以 2.55 亿英镑m 购入。
该协会主张，政府授予规划许可的行为是非法的，且未能评估该项目对人权的考量。
今年 1 月，住房、社区和地方政府部批准中国建设这座巨大的外交据点，这将成为北京在欧洲最大的大使馆。
在规划申请从当地塔汉姆莱茨 (Tower Hamlets) 区议会（该议会此前已拒绝申请）手中移交后，决定被推迟了数月。随后，高级情报官员建议政府，英国国家安全风险是可以控制和处理的。
高等法院驳回了 RMCRA 的论点。法院表示，没有证据表明中国政府干涉了居民的人权，“尽管他们强烈反对拟建的大使馆并参与了抗议活动”。
政府表示，其已“认真且细心地考虑”了居民的担忧。
代表居民协会的 Leigh Day 律师事务所的律师里卡多·保罗·加马 (Ricardo Paulo Gama) 表示，他希望更高层级的法院在考虑上诉理由时会更加“勇敢”。
RMCRA 筹集了超过 £220,000 用于资助针对该项目的法律挑战。该团体得到了议员中国联盟 (Ipac) 的支持，这是一个跨党派的……
▲ 特朗普的和平委员会 (Board of Peace) 已获得哈马斯对分阶段解除武装“路线图”的同意
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……各方已接受该路线图，时间表和执行机制尚待制定。
随后，加沙的控制权将移交给加沙管理国家委员会 (NCAG)，这是一个由和平委员会 (BoP) 在 1 月设立的巴勒斯坦专业人士和专家小组，他们一直留在开罗等待接管。
NCAG 将接管所有行政职能，并由新警察部队和国际稳定部队 (ISF) 提供支持。这将实现“对重型武器、军事生产基地、武器库和地道的报废与存储进程”。
哈马斯和其他团体的解除武装将是“渐进的、顺序性的且有时间限制的”，并将“与以色列分阶段从其在加沙控制区撤军挂钩”。
被任命为和平委员会加沙高级代表的保加利亚外交官尼古拉伊·姆拉德诺夫 (Nickolay Mladenov) 表示：“今天，双方就加沙的武器报废和民政过渡达成了一致。这经历了数月非常艰难的谈判。有几次我认为我们无法成功。”
“协议的内容很重要。接下来的进展更重要。执行和核实必须是真实的。撤军必须与报废工作同步进行。”
截至昨天下午，以色列政府尚未确认是否接受该协议。极右翼国家安全部长伊塔马尔·本-格维尔 (Itamar Ben-Gvir) 称其为“不可接受”。
在特朗普宣布与哈马斯达成协议几小时后，以色列对加沙发动了空袭，导致数人受伤。自10月停火以来，以色列军队在加沙已杀害了1,000多名巴勒斯坦人。
一名以色列官员告诉路透社：“以色列要求哈马斯完全解除武装，包括将武器移出加沙，并将该地带完全去军事化，作为任何进程的前提条件。”他们表示，目前讨论的计划未能“对这些要求提供令人满意的回应，以色列已传达其反对意见”。
哈马斯表示，其同意该路线图的条件是，解除武装必须与以色列撤军同时进行。
“在以色列撤出该地带之前，我们不会在解除武装方面采取任何行动，”哈马斯谈判团队成员加齐·哈马德（Ghazi Hamad）告诉半岛电视台。
通过同意姆拉德诺夫的路线图，哈马斯增加了以色列履行其在10月停火中做出承诺的压力。一名周四向媒体简报的美国官员承认，以色列“非常怀疑哈马斯是否会解除武装”。
目前尚不清楚该协议的实施需要多长时间。加沙管理国家委员会（NCAG）的13名成员至今仍被以色列禁止进入加沙，巴勒斯坦警察的专项培训尚未开始，而摩洛哥和科索沃等志愿支持国际稳定部队（ISF）的国家部队也尚未抵达。
一群专注于中国的议员。
议员中国联盟（Ipac）执行主任卢克·德·普尔福德（Luke de Pulford）表示：“我们已经共同阻止了中国共产党在皇家造币厂法院动工超过七个月。”
“战斗仍在继续，我们都希望赢得此案并阻止大使馆的建立。”
皇家造币厂法院居民协会（RMCRA）代表马克·尼盖特（Mark Nygate）表示：“虽然我们对今天的判决也感到失望，但我们知道这将是一个漫长的[过程]，我们打算坚持到底。”
尼盖特表示，这是一场“大卫对抗两个歌利亚”的战斗；即英国政府和中国政府。
中国政府并非该法律挑战的当事方。中方批评该项目进度延迟，中国国家主席习近平在2024年的一次通话中向时任英国首相基尔·斯塔默（Keir Starmer）提出了此事。
“拖把男”抢走 英联邦运动会 风头
2026 年在格拉斯哥举行的英联邦运动会已经带来了许多精彩瞬间。但全世界的粉丝都被一位突围之星所吸引：“拖把男”。
本周在一场网球比赛的中场休息期间，一名清洁工走场，据称是为了在比赛重新开始前清理场地，当时一切看起来都很正常。但随着清洁工在清扫，场馆内响起皇后乐队《I Want to Break Free》的前奏，他从清洁状态突然切换到劈叉动作。观众们发出了欢呼。
随后，这名清洁工跳起了一整套舞蹈动作，令观众感到惊喜且愉悦。
此后，他在其他多场赛事的比赛间隙为观众带来娱乐，他的表演片段在网上疯传。
拖把背后的男人是来自西洛锡安郡利文斯通的 CJ Miller，25 岁，一名受过训练的舞者，他曾
歌曲引发争议后退出
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在发布了一首表达支持以色列针对巴勒斯坦行动的争议歌曲几天后，Boy George 已退出即将于伦敦上演的音乐剧《耶稣基督超级巨星》。
Boy George 原本将在该剧（由安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯和蒂姆·赖斯创作，讲述耶稣遭受迫害和钉十字架的故事）中饰演希律王。Kemsley 向希望看到 Boy George 饰演该角色的持票观众表示道歉。
“这只是让人们觉得随心所欲也没关系，”他说。“有时候，人们需要被提醒要休息一下。花一分钟时间，对着另一个如此荒诞的人微笑。”
CJ Miller “拖把人” (Mop Man)
▲ CJ Miller 在运动会上的表演——使用拖把和吸尘器进行复杂且充满活力的舞蹈编排——为他在体育界赢得了粉丝。
照片：JAMES FEARN / GETTY IMAGES; ANDREW MILLIGAN / PA
以色列的批评者认为其军事行动构成了种族灭绝，联合国一个委员会和数百个人权组织也将其描述为种族灭绝。该歌曲的歌词包括：“你说种族灭绝，我说战争 / 当你受到攻击，这就是军队的用途。”
该歌手的经纪人 Paul Kemsley 在 Instagram 上写道，他已“决定，以 Boy George 经纪人的身份，他将不再出现在伦敦剧院 (London Palladium) 的《耶稣基督超级巨星》中”。
‘这只是让人们觉得 随心所欲也没关系。 人们需要 被提醒 要休息一下’
我认为我的责任是做出最符合我艺人利益的决定，同时向他人表示尊重。在这种情况下，我认为退出是正确的，这样可以让制作本身成为焦点。
CJ Miller 被运动会聘请，在中场休息期间负责娱乐观众。
他认为自己比他的另一个化身更内向。“我是一个焦虑且偏执的皇后，”Miller 说。“我对事态的发展非常感激。这真是美好的 50 分钟成名时刻。我希望在发生这一切之前先理个发。”
Miller 最初被告知他将与其他舞者一起参加运动会的一次快闪活动。“然后就变成了，‘哦，这里有一把拖把。这是歌曲。’直到运动会前的周二我才发现，要把 Boo Boo the Fool 搬到这里来，”Miller 笑着指了指自己。
在进行舞蹈编排时，Miller 从“一名志愿者……一个被音乐附身的清洁工”这个概念中获得灵感。
但这个角色很快就有了自己的生命——以及粉丝群。“人们发信息说，‘谢谢你让我微笑，我今天真的很需要这个。’”
对于 Miller 来说，“拖把人”的普遍魅力来自“这一切纯粹的疯狂之处”。
Miller 的表演很快被全球各地的媒体报道。人们对他与舞伴——拖把 Doris 之间的化学反应给予了特别赞赏。
“BBC 的 Phil [Goodlad] 给这把拖把起名叫 Doris——所以我甚至没给那把该死的拖把起名！”Miller 说道。
那么，对于他的另一个搭档——吸尘器，他心中有名字吗？“那是一台 Vax 吸尘器，所以我觉得吸尘器应该叫 Vaxtina——就像 XTina 那样。”
在参加运动会之初，Miller 对于第一次在体育观众面前表演感到紧张。
“对我来说，篮球赛是一个令人恐惧的挑战。我想，‘我不认为篮球观众想看到我这个浮夸的屁股，给他们跳一段弗雷迪·默丘里的舞。’但我错了。篮球观众简直太棒了。”
“对我来说，这是一个审视自身偏见的教训，”他说。“这不能为我之前对体育迷的看法开脱，但在收到英联邦运动会体育迷们的巨大支持后，这种看法已经改变了。谢谢你们证明我是错的，体育迷们。”
Miller 即将加入纽卡斯尔学院担任舞蹈导师，并继续发展其编舞职业生涯。
但世界是否会看到更多“拖把男”的身影？“我觉得这会很有趣，”米勒（Miller）说道，已经有一家公司接触他，希望将他的表演进一步推广。“如果我再次尝试，让我们加入一些其他职业，”米勒说，“裁判、服务员、建筑工人。让我们发挥创意。”
他的最后一条建议？“把事情搞糟，失败，出差错。拿起你的拖把，尽情摇摆吧。”
Armitage，其中最后一名成员现在将接替 Boy George 的表演。
在暗示自己离职时，Boy George 发布了一张自己留着格鲁乔·马克斯（Groucho Marx）式胡须的 AI 图像，并表示：“引用格鲁乔·马克斯的话，我永远不想成为任何愿意接纳我为成员的俱乐部的成员！”
此前有人呼吁在他演出期间在 Palladium 剧院外举行抗议，社交媒体上对这首歌也广泛存在谴责。Martyn Ware 曾……
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安迪·伯纳姆呼吁国际足联 (Fifa) 主席詹尼·因凡蒂诺 (Gianni Infantino) 就其出售世界杯股份的“令人震惊”计划辞职。
因凡蒂诺因其提案面临日益增长的压力，这些提案引发了足球机构的强烈抵制，并导致一名国际足联关键顾问于昨日辞职。
昨日在访问谢菲尔德的一家社区中心时，当被问及国际足联的提案时，首相表示：“我的观点正在加强——这是一个令人震惊的建议。在我看来，这个想法竟然能被提出，说明国际足联（主席）不是领导该组织的合适人选。”
该计划与世界杯相关，拟将其部分股份以 $4.2 (£3.1) 的价格出售给投资者。国际足联昨日坚持认为，尽管欧洲足球管理机构——欧足联 (Uefa) 的全部 55 个成员已决议，若该计划实施，将不参加未来的世界杯或其他由国际足联运营的赛事，但计划中的抛售仍将继续。
当因凡蒂诺的高级顾问之一卡洛斯·科尔代罗 (Carlos Cordeiro) 因其所谓的“对足球不利的交易”而辞职时，因凡蒂诺的权威再次受到打击。他表示：“我不能在国际足联考虑出售世界杯股份时坐视不管。我没有参与这项提案，并且明确反对它。这对国际足联的成员协会来说是一笔糟糕的交易，对足球来说也是糟糕的交易，且不利于这项运动的长期未来。”
科尔代罗自 2021 年起一直担任因凡蒂诺的高级顾问。
如果出售永久性股份，则缺乏“正当理由”。
但当天晚些时候，国际足联现任首席运营官凯文·拉穆尔 (Kevin Lamour) 发表的一份非同寻常的声明，可能会造成更严重的伤害。作为因凡蒂诺在国际足联的亲信，拉穆尔表示员工及其他利益相关者一直被主席“欺骗”，并称他愿意为表达自己的观点而被解雇。
“近几天公布的内容以及近几个月在幕后发生的事情，简直令人难以置信且超出想象，”拉穆尔说。“非常明确且直接地说：这个引发如此多争议和讨论的项目并非国际足联的项目。它更不是国际足联行政部门的项目。这是某个人的个人项目。”
“这种长达数月的隐瞒式谎言以及单方面行使权力并非小事。它们……”
拉穆尔表示，国际足联的使命“不是为了服务于一个不幸认为自己代表国际足联、而实际上应该为国际足联服务的人的个人利益”。他声称他的同事们“理应获得更好的对待，而不是轻蔑和恐吓”，并补充道：“我的感觉是，我们都想为国际足联工作而感到自豪，但遗憾的是，今天看来，我们中的许多人已不再有此感觉。”
因凡蒂诺似乎正在失去盟友，而亚足联 (AFC) 发表的一份措辞强烈的声明也未能提供任何助力，该声明支持欧足联和中北美及加勒比足球联合会 (Concacaf) 反对由私人出资的国际足联前行企业 (FFE) 计划。亚足联虽然没有采取与欧足联相同的抵制行动，但明确表示该提案应被废除。
声明称：“目前的情况已经发展到‘抵制国际足联世界杯’的真实可能性进入公众讨论的地步，这应该让所有关心我们这项运动未来的人感到担忧。”
昨日进一步披露，国际足联已向研究公司开放招标，以评估将世界杯扩军至 64 支球队的经济效益，并要求大幅缩短时间表，这进一步增加了足球权力核心层对此类问题的担忧。
欧足联在确保就反对因凡蒂诺的计划达成统一战线后，倾向于采取观望态度。它将评估国际足联的反应，尽管初步迹象表明其策略几乎没有改变。国际足联在夜间试图将如此广泛的反对意见归咎于媒体报道，声称其致力于进行“公开且民主的磋商”，但这一干预措施在反对者中毫无作用。
目前看来，触发任何罢免因凡蒂诺的机制的可能性较低，但在理论上，如果有 43 个国家提出请求，就可以召开国际足联临时代表大会，并随后进行信任投票。
国际足联如何试图出售世界杯
发生了什么？ 这一周在足球界引起了剧烈震动。周二下午，《泰晤士报》首次报道称，世界足球管理机构国际足联（Fifa）将成立一个机构来控制世界杯的商业权利，并将该公司的一部分股份出售给投资者。这一消息甚至让国际足联理事会（其核心决策机构）的成员们感到措手不及。
问题出在哪里？ 报道称，国际足联计划在没有咨询且时间紧迫的情况下“出售世界杯”。此外，这个被称为“国际足联前进企业”（Fifa Forward Enterprise，简称 FFE）的新机构究竟将做什么，也是一个问题。周四，《卫报》报道了由摩根大通银行与国际足联共同制定的销售计划书详情，其中展示了 FFE 将如何为该管理机构及其投资者增加收入。关键点在于“不断增长的赛事组合”、“第三方资本来源和债务融资”，以及优先考虑“高收益”的合作伙伴关系和活动。这对这项运动中所有其他赛事组织者来说，无异于在心口捅了一刀。
国际足联如何回应？ 国际足联表示，这一新项目将为其 211 个会员协会带来 $10bn (£7.4bn) 的额外资金，不过参与完全采取自愿原则。一部分股份将出售给一个由约书亚·库什纳（唐纳德·特朗普女婿的兄弟）领导的投资集团，但他们将“仅持有少数股权……且不会在运营中担任任何角色”。
国际足联主席詹尼·因凡蒂诺通过其 Instagram 频道坚称，FFE 仅是一项提案，任何骚动都只是“民主咨询过程”的一部分。他说，FFE “将释放此前未被挖掘的经济价值”，并称 “它将释放全球每个角落、涵盖男足、女足和青少年足球的潜力”。计划和截止日期将不做任何更改。
谁在反对该计划？ 越来越多的利益相关者开始作出回应，并公开批评该计划。这种反对方式在近期涉及国际足联及其主席的丑闻中从未出现过——从高昂的世界杯票价到设立国际足联和平奖并将其授予特朗普。英格兰足协抨击了 FFE，而欧洲足球管理机构欧足联（Uefa）则召集其 55 个成员举行紧急会议。周四，他们一致投票决定，如果 FFE 方案继续实施，将抵制所有国际足联赛事。
昨天，亚洲足联（AFC）和管理北美及中美洲足球的中北美及加勒比海足联（Concacaf）也加入了欧足联的谴责行列，尽管两方都未明确宣布抵制。
但国际足联仍将推进吗？ 针对欧足联的抵制，国际足联态度强硬。它表示计划不会有任何偏差，并将争议归咎于媒体。国际足联表示：“我们尊重公众表达的反馈和担忧，并重申我们致力于公开和民主的咨询。我们将推进这一咨询过程，以确保每个会员协会（MA）能够基于事实表达其投票意愿。”
在国际足联就该流程发布“澄清”后不久，因凡蒂诺最高级别的助手之一、前高盛银行家卡洛斯·科尔代罗辞职，理由是对该交易持“毫不含糊”的反对态度。更多泄露的文件显示，国际足联还在 7 月 30 日委托开展了一项快速研究项目，探讨在 2030 年将男足世界杯扩大到 64 支球队，该计划将实现摩根大通简报文件中的核心目标之一。
因凡蒂诺是否面临压力？ 昨晚，国际足联主席面临的压力之大，超过了 2015 年名声扫地的塞普·布拉特倒台后的任何时刻。因凡蒂诺坚称，如果他收到 106 个来自各国的意向表达，该计划就将推进，且他并未表现出退让的意愿。有推测认为他希望成为这家新子公司的首席执行官，而另一些人则将该计划视为因凡蒂诺与特朗普长期且密切关系的必然结果。然而，如果他成功地让 FFE 获得通过，全球足球运动将进入一个新领域，届时将不得不考虑更加激进的行动。
女足世界杯会照常举行吗？ 在接下来的 18 个月里，女足将成为中心，其中在巴西举行的女足世界杯将是亮点。如果欧足联在明年夏天发起任何抵制，都将极大地影响其构成，因为在正常情况下，欧洲国家将占据 32 支参赛球队中的 11 支。不过，在此之前，今年秋季的 17 岁以下和 20 岁以下女足赛事将是对任何抵制行为的初步考验。因此，女足很可能成为任何抗议活动的主要承受对象。还应注意到，在摩根大通的演示文稿中，仅一次提及了女足。保罗·麦金内斯
丹尼斯·坎贝尔 (Denis Campbell)
一份新报告透露，议会是“英国最后一个浸泡在酒精中的工作场所”，尽管此前发生过与酒精相关的丑闻，但国会议员在中午时分仍能获得免费饮酒。
一名政治人物披露，饮酒现象如此普遍，以至于有些议员因摄入过多酒精而被送入医院进行洗胃。
酒精已“植根”于西敏寺的运作方式之中，这源于议员们的孤独感、为了接触部长而进行的社交，以及在白日和夜间活动中提供的饮品。
这些结论来自一项针对 190 名议员及其工作人员的调查。调查显示，尽管人们的担忧在增加，且发生了一系列事件——包括一名议员研究员在陌生人酒吧 (Strangers’ Bar) 涉嫌被下药，以及工党议员尼尔·科伊尔 (Neil Coyle) 每周饮酒高达 200 个单位（相当于每晚 10 品脱啤酒）——但西敏寺的饮酒文化依然根深蒂固。下药事件导致了警方调查以及陌生人酒吧的暂时关闭。
酒精研究学会 (Institute of Alcohol Studies) 智库的报告称：“研究结果表明，西敏寺仍然是一个极其不寻常的工作场所，酒精通过专业生活、人脉建立、游说和社交的方式融入其中，而这在英国大多数其他工作场所都是极不寻常的。”
“参与者描述，酒精在整个工作日内随处可见，经常免费提供，且往往与职业晋升交织在一起。”
该调查涵盖了 24 名议员、58 名西敏寺工作人员以及 108 名选区办公室人员的经历和观点。议员们向 IAS 讲述了西敏寺的饮酒多么方便。一名议员表示：“中午去开会就有酒。当然，在我以前的工作中并不习惯这样。”
▲ 像这张拍摄于 1919 年的照片中的酒吧一样，酒吧是西敏寺的一个传统。
为了帮助他们游说议员而组织的机构安排，成为了一个特别的问题。
汉娜·斯宾塞 (Hannah Spencer) 是在 2 月份的戈顿和登顿 (Gorton and Denton) 补选中当选的绿党议员。她在 4 月份将西敏寺的饮酒文化定义为“不专业且令人担忧”，并称其导致了“可疑且危险行为”的案例，为此她得到了同行议员的支持和批评。在一段激怒部分议员的评论中，她说：“当人们在投票间隙时，你可以闻到酒精味。”
IAS 报告还发现： • 在过去六个月中，42% 的受访议员每周在工作会议或活动中会被提供酒精饮品；13% 的人表示这种情况每天都在发生。 • 22% 的人对同事的饮酒情况感到担忧。 • 议会漫长且不寻常的工作时间、许多议员远离家乡所经历的孤独感、工作压力以及为了职业晋升而进行的社交，都可能成为饮酒的催化剂。
其中提到了一些同事在医院洗胃后，第二天又回到了西敏寺。
一些议员表示，这些结果应该促使西敏寺重新思考其对酒精的态度。
工党议员、兰开斯特和怀尔 (Lancaster and Wyre) 的代表凯特·史密斯 (Cat Smith) 曾在 2016-21 年期间担任影子内阁成员，她表示：“我们不会接受一名外科医生在饮酒后手术，也不会接受一名司机在饮酒后开车——那么为什么我们要接受立法者在饮酒后就国家法律进行投票？”
沃灵西区 (Worthing West) 的议员贝琪·库珀博士 (Dr Beccy Cooper) 在 2024 年进入议会前是一名公共卫生顾问，她表示该报告是一个“警钟”。
她在报告的前言中提到，在近期饮酒相关丑闻引发的变革之后，西敏寺需要在现代化酒精管理方法上走得更远。例如，议会应该起草其首份正式的职场酒精政策。
库珀补充道：“有两个发现让我印象深刻。几乎十分之一的受访者报告称，因为他人的工作场所饮酒而产生了负面体验；且 70% 的人要么不知道，要么不确定如何就同事的饮酒问题提出担忧。”
2023 年，议会的独立投诉与申诉服务机构表示，在针对威斯敏斯特涉嫌不当行为的调查中，酒精是一个“频繁出现的因素”。
该机构在 2021 年至 2022 年期间开展的 30 项调查结果中补充说，议会众多酒吧内的饮酒行为“导致了如叫喊和咒骂等恐吓行为”。
英国议会的一位发言人表示，在那里工作的所有人都已被提醒要负责任地饮酒，但暗示短期内不太可能做出改变。
“议会对酒精供应的任何变更，最终将由议员决定。该地产是一个独特的工作环境，包括公众访问和活动，我们的餐饮 outlet 和空间每周为数千名客户提供服务。”
议员们在下议院露台上享用饮品：有些人表示他们每天在工作中都能获得酒精供应。
殡仪馆负责人被 判处 20 年监禁
Priya Bharadia
一名殡仪馆负责人昨日被判处 20 年监禁，原因是他将数十具尸体（包括一名流产的婴儿）留在他的停尸房内“腐烂”，并向家属交付了错误的骨灰。
罗伯特·布什 (Robert Bush) 是赫尔 (Hull) 传承独立殡葬服务公司 (Legacy Independent Funeral Services) 的所有者，他承认了 67 项罪名，时间跨度达 12 年，其中包括 30 项妨碍合法且体面安葬的指控。
在布什被判刑后，政府表示计划打击殡葬业内的“违规经营者”，包括制定该行业的正式监管方案。
卫生大臣伊薇特·库珀 (Yvette Cooper) 表示，布什的行为“完全令人厌恶，我的心与所有在赫尔被如此严重辜负的 bereaved families 在一起”。
在赫尔刑事法院为期五天的量刑听证会上，超过 80 名受害者讲述了他们在得知亲人被留在其殡仪馆内“腐烂”时的恐惧。许多人在陈述过程中泣不成声。
在对布什量刑时，法官希利亚德先生 (Mr Justice Hilliard) 表示：“被告
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他过于沉迷于自身的敛财，以至于对死者采取了令人震惊且可耻的行为。
“可怕的真相是，任何在 Legacy 运营期间将亲人交给该机构的人，现在都无法确信他们受到了怎样的对待，或者他们拿到的骨灰究竟是谁的。当然，除非他们是 2024 年 3 月找回的 30 具尸体之一。”
“由于在处理这些处于丧亲之痛、极其脆弱的人群时严重违背信任，其罪责自然极重。”
来自西约克郡奥特利的 48, 岁布什在被告席上听取陈述时，表情几乎没有波动，但随着一周时间的推移，他的头垂得越来越低。
当检察官揭露死者的凄惨状况时，旁听席上响起了惊呼声和抽泣声。法庭获悉，一些尸体在没有遮盖的情况下被发现摆放在架子上，处于不同程度的腐败状态。
在搜查过程中，警察杰森·萨特克利夫注意到地板上有一个纸袋。他起初认为里面的东西是一只雏鸟，随后注意到两个医院手环，确认该尸体为“贾斯敏·比弗利的婴儿”。该婴儿，桑尼·比弗利-康林，在 18 周时流产。
RAC 表示，“对于驾驶者来说，这是一个非常糟糕的消息”，平均泵价已达到每升 160 便士，扭转了 7 月初在宣布中东停火后下降至 151 便士的趋势。
昨天的价格达到了 2022, 年 11 月以来的最高水平，当时俄罗斯全面入侵乌克兰后价格飙升。
RAC 表示，柴油价格上涨 14. 5 便士至每升 179 便士，但仍低于 4 月 192 便士的高点。
“这意味着为一辆家庭尺寸的汽车加满无铅汽油的费用已上涨至 £88,，而加满一缸柴油则多花 £10,” 该汽车机构政策主管西蒙·威廉姆斯表示。“本周汽油批发价略有下降，但不足以影响零售泵价。”
桑尼的母亲贾斯敏在法庭上面对布什时抽泣道：“我把生命中最珍贵、最重要的人托付给了罗布。而我现在的现实是，我的宝贝儿子桑尼留在你手中的时间，比他与自己家人在一起的时间还要长。”
萨特克利夫在声明中将发现桑尼遗体描述为“我职业生涯中最糟糕的经历”。
▲ 法官表示，罗伯特·布什的行为“令人震惊且可耻”
根据法庭听取的证据，交给比弗利及其家属的骨灰在体积上“与婴儿遗骸一致，但包含了一些成年人身体中才会出现的大块粗骨”。
据称，交给露西·内斯的骨灰（她的孩子在 12 周前夭折）在尺寸和质地上类似于“动物残骸”。
94 岁的老人诺曼·布里杰的尸体在他去世 323 天后才在 Legacy 场所被找回。他的女儿凯伦·金说：“我亲爱的父亲躺在纸板棺材里将近 11 个月。感觉他就像被遗忘了一样。”
威廉姆斯补充说，柴油价格“看来将继续上涨”，除非油价出现大幅下跌，否则未来几周可能会达到每升 185 便士。
在 6 月中旬美国和伊朗达成一项旨在为和平谈判铺路的谅解备忘录后，燃料价格有所下降。然而，唐纳德·特朗普在最近几周似乎对和平努力失去了耐心，美国近日再次多次袭击伊朗。这促使德黑兰方面采取报复行动，袭击了华盛顿在中东的盟友。
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布什于 3 月 10 日在从亚利桑那州度假返回时被逮捕，这次花费 £3,000 的旅行是由其葬礼诈骗资金资助的。在被捕后不久，布什告诉警员：“我把一切都搞砸了，全部都毁了，我的整个世界。”
警员在 2024 年 3 月搜查位于 Hessle Road 的 Legacy 办公场所时，发现了 35 具尸体和 100 组以上的骨灰。几个家庭发现被制成首饰的是错误的骨灰。
大卫·戈巴特（David Gorbutt）告诉法庭，在得知布什交给他的不是其亡妻苏珊（Susan）的骨灰而是陌生人的骨灰后，他感到受到了“虐待”。根据苏珊的愿望，他将那些骨灰撒在了与其儿子相同的位置。
“我一直处于这种不确定状态，不知道我把谁或什么东西，”戈巴特说，“撒在了苏珊儿子的骨灰之上。那是谁？一个人？还是多个人？”
根据剑桥大学和克兰菲尔德大学的人体解剖中心经理理查德·劳埃德（Richard Lloyd）博士提供的证据，布什办公场所的状态“不符合行业标准”，且代表了一种“完全不合格的对待死者的方式”。骨灰容器在办公场所内被以“不体面的方式”存储，要么“混乱地堆在架子上”，要么被丢在地上，导致“潮湿引起纸盒发霉”。
布什从旨在捐给 12 个不同慈善机构（包括麦克米伦癌症支持中心、救世军和一家当地临终关怀中心）的葬礼服务资金中窃取资金。此外，在近 12 年的时间里，他向 226 人销售虚假的葬礼计划，总计金额为 £562,117。
在 2017 年至 2024 年期间，布什在度假（包括他的亚利桑那之行）上花费了超过 £42,000，在摩托车赛车上花费了 £21,000，在房屋装修上花费了 £17,400。
布什的律师理查德·赖特（Richard Wright）KC 表示，他的当事人希望向这些家庭道歉，并承认这“很可能会被他们拒绝”。赖特补充道：“他被视为社会弃儿——被憎恨、被鄙视，这完全可以理解。”
（此处文本缺失 / 跳转）尝试在美国“空中护航”下通过霍尔姆兹海峡，并迫使另外四艘船掉头。
AA 发言人卢克·博斯代特（Luke Bosdet）表示，油价上涨的时机“非常糟糕”。“AA 的民调显示，在假期第三周，将有 20.5 百万英国驾驶员上路。其中，2.2 百万人的行程在 100 至 200 英里之间，1.5 百万人的行程在 200 至 300 英里之间，另有 1.3 百万人的行程则更远。”
然而，博斯代特表示，自 5 月政府推出一项强制所有加油站公开报告价格的“燃油查询”计划以来，燃油价格似乎更紧密地遵循批发价格。
燃油零售商过去曾面临“火箭与羽毛”（rocket and feather）定价的指责——即价格迅速上涨，而下跌速度缓慢。
“5 月初，当批发成本在两周多时间里上涨 3p 至 6p 时，平均汽油价格的上涨幅度不足 2p，”博斯代特说。“‘燃油查询’的合规执行始于月初，这很可能产生了影响。”
“当成本从 5 月下旬起大幅下降时，泵端价格迅速随之下降，这与往年‘火箭与羽毛’的定价模式不同。” 160p
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Sam Fender 和 Olivia Dean 凭借单曲《Rein Me In》创造了英国历史上单曲冠军停留时间最长的纪录，打破了一项自 1953 年以来保持的纪录。
当时，英国单曲排行榜运行还不到一年，仅包含 12 首歌曲。那时，美国情歌歌手 Frankie Laine 那首气势磅礴的叙事曲《I Believe》登顶冠军，并在榜单上总共停留了 18 周。
此后，其他一些歌曲也曾接近打破这一纪录，例如 Bryan Adams 的《(Everything I Do) I Do It for You》，在 1991 年曾占据榜首 16 周；以及 Wet Wet Wet 的《Love is All Around》，在 1994 . 停留了 15 周。这两首歌都是依托于大制作电影插曲而走红的黏稠情歌——而且随着在冠军位置停留的周数增加，它们引发的厌烦感与庆祝之情同样之深。
Adams 的《(Everything I Do) I Do It for You》目前仍持有最长连续冠军纪录：其 16 周的统治地位未曾中断，直到被 U2 的《The Fly》取代。
较近期的记录中，Drake 的《One Dance》在 2016 , 占据冠军位置 15 周，Ed Sheeran 的《Shape of You》在 2017 取得了 14 周的成绩。
但 Fender 和 Dean 凭借坚韧的竞争力，在榜首累计达到了惊人的 19 周——而近年来为了防止出现如此长时间的霸榜而引入的排行榜新规，使得这一成就更显震撼。
Fender 表示他“完全不知该说什么好。非常感谢 Olivia Dean 和广大粉丝，让这首歌成为了如此不可阻挡的巨作。”
Fender 为他的专辑《People Watching》创作了《Rein Me In》，该专辑于 2025 . 2月发行。他
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一名高等法院法官于昨日驳回了一项法律挑战，使得一项可延迟青春期的药物临床试验得以继续进行。
活动人士此前试图阻止这项由伦敦国王学院 (KCL) 研究人员主导的青春期抑制剂计划研究，理由是他们认为该研究可能会对参与其中的儿童造成伤害。
但钱伯林法官 (Mr Justice Chamberlain) 拒绝了司法审查申请，称其各项主张在法院中没有现实的成功机会。他表示，参与 Pathways 试验的每位患者都将接受专科医生的数月评估，这些医生将“形成结论，认为该儿童有合理的预期能从治疗中获得临床获益”。
该大学在昨日对法院的决定表示欢迎，并称将特别关注试验参与者的安全，该试验将从今天起招募 220 名 11 至 16 岁的儿童。
但反对者，包括心理治疗师 James Esses 和 Keira Bell（后者在青少年时期开始使用青春期抑制剂，随后又恢复原性别），据报道对该裁决表示遗憾。
Bell 告诉 BBC：“法院拒绝允许这项挑战继续进行，这是一场悲剧。医学专业知识与道德并不总是并行不究。如果两者一致，这项试验根本无从谈起。”
KCL 表示：“Pathways 试验是一项精心设计的研究，旨在提供关于青春期抑制在改善 NHS 护理方面潜在获益和风险的急需证据。”
“我们仍然认为，Pathways 试验未达到儿童研究所需的法律和伦理门槛。该研究的设计和规模、干预措施已知和潜在的危害，以及缺乏足够的既往获益证据基础，都对未成年人保护框架是否得到正确执行提出了根本性的质疑。”
在《Rein Me In》之前，该专辑还发布了另外五首单曲，包括同名主打歌。该主打歌似乎将成为最大的热门，最高排名第 4，并在前 100 名中停留了 43 周。
那首主打歌是一首典型的赞歌：节奏快，带有强烈的吉他声和一种类似于斯普林斯汀 (Springsteen) 的宏大感。而《Rein Me In》则是一个更温和、商业色彩不那么浓的作品，根植于 Fender 对英国民谣的热爱，并赋予了较慢且摇摆的节奏。
“我在探讨滥用药物和饮酒过量以逃避现实的原因，逃避度过每一天的原因，”Fender 说道。“这在很大程度上基于我的个人生活，但我也总是将自己生活的一部分赋予角色并加以润色，因为所有好的故事都值得润色。‘rein me in’（勒马 / 约束）的部分大概是指你的朋友会阻止你因为心碎而处理不当，从而陷入酗酒和失控的状态。”
这首歌在与 Dean 重新录制并加入一段新歌词后，从专辑曲目变成了热门单曲。Dean 的这段歌词代表了被 Fender 主角抛弃的女性，她对他唱道：“你如此恐惧你胸膛里的那颗心。”
《Rein Me In》的合唱版本在 2026 年英国音乐奖 (Brit awards) 上获得年度歌曲奖，历时 36 周才攀升至第 1, 位，并且自 2 月以来一直时而占据榜首，期间被 Harry Styles、Olivia Rodrigo、Ariana Grande 和 Taylor Swift 短暂中断。本周，该曲顶住了 Shakira 和 Burna Boy 的竞争，后者凭借世界杯歌曲《Dai Dai》维持在第 2 位。
Jo Twist，英国音乐产业领先的贸易组织首席执行官，提供了关于青春期抑制剂可能获益的证据。
Olivia Dean 为上方由 Sam Fender 创作的《Rein Me In》合唱版本添加了一段新词。该单曲目前是英国榜单上持续时间最长的 No 1，打破了
行业协会英国唱片工业协会 (BPI) 表示：“在一个我们都在全球范围内消费音乐的不断演变的世界上，《Rein Me In》能以如此深刻的方式引起粉丝的共鸣，这确实是一项了不起的成就。”
它补充道：“英国公众将这首歌铭刻在心，我们都应该为此感到自豪，并庆祝我们音乐遗产中的这个特殊时刻。”
通过 NHS 性别服务获得全面的心理和社会支持的人员将具有资格。”
它补充说，该研究将有“严格的资格要求”，且该试验的设计已由“独立研究人员仔细审查，并得到了英国健康研究监管机构 HRA 和 MHRA 的批准”。
该研究是在 2024 年由 Hilary Cass 博士对性别认同服务进行审查后委托开展的，审查发现性别医学是一个“证据极其薄弱的领域”，且“建立在摇摆不定的基础之上”。青春期阻断剂最初用于治疗早熟，随后被非标签地开给患有性别不安的儿童。在 Cass 审查后，NHS 于去年禁止了这些药物。
自 1953 年起由美国 crooner Frankie Laine 保持，见下方。Wet Wet Wet（中下方）曾在 No 1 停留 15 周，而 Bryan Adams（左下方）在 1991 年曾在那停留 16 周。该纪录此前由 1 人持有。
将废除 斯塔默限制 陪审团审判的计划
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安迪·伯纳姆正在示意，他将废除削减英格兰和威尔士陪审团审判的计划，从而放弃基尔·斯塔默政府最重大的改革之一。
在他迄今为止对他前任所继承政策最严重的否决中，这位首相表示，他对这些提案感到担忧，且他的直觉是让陪审团保持在司法系统的核心地位。
昨天在谢菲尔德的一家社区中心发表讲话时，伯纳姆表示，他的犹豫与希尔斯堡灾难有关。
“我对限制陪审团审判的计划有所担忧，部分源于我的个人经历，特别是希尔斯堡事件，”他说。“因此，我想详细审视该提案，且我的直觉是我们需要找到不减少陪审团审判机会的方法。”
伯纳姆的干预是迄今为止最强烈的信号，表明前司法大臣大卫·拉米（David Lammy）的提案——该提案相当于司法系统的一次历史性变革——将被舍弃。
首相此前曾对希尔斯堡受害者在争取正义过程中的艰辛表示担忧，他将该事件称为“我们时代最严重的司法误判”。
拉米在 12 月宣布，可能被判处 3 年或以下刑期的被告将不再获得陪审团审判。他表示，这些提案可以在十年内清理掉堵塞法院系统的 80,000 起积压案件。
然而，这些计划遭到了法律机构以及部分工党议员的强烈抵制，其中包括卡尔·特纳（Karl Turner），他因批评拉米和斯塔默而被暂停党籍。
昨天，伯纳姆表示，他已要求首席党鞭安妮莉丝·米德格利（Anneliese Midgley）与特纳沟通，以便其重新被接纳回议会工党党团。
另外两名因其他原因被撤销党鞭资格的工党议员——戴安（Diane）
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阿博特和乔安妮·里德（Joani Reid）在分别经过独立的纪律程序后，已经重新获准加入。
根据《法院与审判法案》采取的措施将导致被告不再能够选择陪审团审理，且针对治安法院裁决向刑事法院提出上诉的能力也将受到限制。
治安法官的权力将从处理最高一年刑期的案件扩大到至少 18 个月，并设立一个仅由法官组成的“快速”法院，在没有陪审团的情况下审理案件。
部长们认为，这一举措对于将每年 15,000 起陪审团审理案件的数量减半，以及解决在新冠疫情期间累积的积压案件至关重要。
这一构想是在一年前由布莱恩·莱维森爵士（Sir Brian Leveson）提出的。部长们曾要求他寻求解决积压问题的方法，因为许多被告和受害者为了等待案件出庭已经等待了数年。
这位前法官在报告中表示，他并不“为这些建议感到高兴”，但警告说，这些措施对于避免“在不久的将来出现系统全面崩溃的真实风险”至关重要，并且违法行为实际上缺乏后果可能会带来严重的社会后果。莱维森警告说，即使他的方案被全面采纳，清除积压案件也需要五年以上的时间。
限制陪审团审理的想法引发了一些工党议员的激烈反应，其中一封联名信将其称为“疯狂之举”，且是“制造的问题将比解决的问题更多”的事情。
另一组议员建议通过利用一项修正案来“劫持”该计划，引入建立性犯罪专门法院并设定固定审理日期的替代方案，以确保性犯罪受害者能更快获得公正对待。
然而，律师们也提出了强烈的反对。由大律师议会（Bar Council）组织的一封谴责该计划的信函共有 3,200 名律师签署，其中包括 300 名资深大律师。
伯纳姆 2016 年在利物浦与希尔斯堡灾难死亡者的亲属在一起。
首相的强势开局能否转化为持久的成功？
杰西卡·埃尔格特 (Jessica Elgot) 政治副主编
安迪·伯纳姆在担任首相的前两周时间里，开展了一系列密集活动。从公交票价、能源账单削减、商业税率，到国防、乌克兰以及权力下放——他无处不在。但在周三于伦敦北部的 Jewish Care 发表的演讲中，一个残酷的现实提醒人们，即使是最精力充沛的首相，其影响力也有限。
养老院的一位居民询问伯纳姆他是否是当地候选人，在被告知——竟然又是——一位新首相时，该居民感到十分惊讶。
“反弹”，且在本周发布的两项民调中，工党夺回了自 2025 年 3 月以来的首次民调领先地位。
保守党和自由民主党均表示，他们一直预料到工党会出现激增，尤其是考虑到英国改革党 (Reform UK) 的奈杰尔·法拉格因捐款问题陷入困境并正应对一场补选。
一名保守党官员表示：“我们在内部一直一致认为，在伯纳姆就任首相后的两周内，工党将会超越改革党，事实证明这相当准确。我认为现在很明显，有两个政党拥有上升势头——我们和工党——而另外两个政党的支持率正在下降——改革党和绿党。”
这究竟是“蜜月期”，还是可持续的增长轨迹？在《卫报》看到的针对 10,000 多名选民的新 MRP 民调中，伯纳姆的投票意向比 6 月中旬反弹了 6 个百分点，使工党的支持率达到 26%，领先于改革党的 23%。该民调显示工党在席位上领先，但距离绝对多数仍有一定差距。
根据该民调，工党将赢得 245 个席位，改革党 174 个席位，保守党 99 个席位，自由民主党 67 个席位。这意味着将出现一个悬而未决的议会 (hung parliament)，形成多数政府可能需要至少三个政党组成联盟。
来自 Convergent 的民调表明，这次反弹主要源于此前流向绿党和自由民主党的进步派选民大规模回归工党（在 5 月选举中投票给绿党和自由民主党的 2024 年工党选民中，有超过一半的人现在表示他们会再次投票给工党）。相比之下，不足五分之一的 2024 年
在五月份投票给改革党的工党选民已经回到了该党。
Convergent 的联合创始人 Dylan Spielman 在 2024 年大选期间领导了工党的数据科学团队。他表示：“安迪·伯纳姆的‘反弹效应’是真实的，但还不足以让工党回到获得多数席位的轨道上。到目前为止，回升主要来自进步派阵营的重新统一。”
“但工党在赢回改革党选民以及在关键边缘选区起决定性作用的保守党选民方面进展要小得多，而‘被挤压选民’（squeezed voters）仍然是工党最弱的群体。能否维持这次回升，将取决于工党能否继续证明其生活成本议程正在取得成效，”
民调显示，在安迪·伯纳姆领导下的工党已超越改革党 预计议会席位数
• 工党 • 自民党 • 绿党 • 威尔士党 • 苏格兰民族党 • 其他 • 保守党 • 改革党
2026 年 7 月
245 67 25 99 174
2026 年 6 月
107 84 33 80 286
326 多数席位
“以及能否将其吸引力扩展到进步派之外。”
分析显示，工党在英格兰北部挽回的阵地最多，尤其是伯纳姆根基深厚的西北部，以及约克郡和亨伯地区。
但在威尔士和苏格兰，回升幅度极小——由于工党在五月份在面对苏格兰民族党和威尔士党的竞争中损失惨重，并首次失去了对威尔士议会（Senedd）的控制，伯纳姆将在这些地区投入时间。
在受访者中，超过一半的人无法指出他们听过的具体政策——尽管此前在生活成本措施、青年失业和社会护理方面进行了密集的宣传和公告。然而，一些选民能够说出伯纳姆宣布的第一批政策——£2 公交车票和能源账单增值税减免。
UCL 政策实验室（Policy Lab）的 James Baggaley 认为，统一该阵营是关键的第一步。该实验室曾与美国民主党民调顾问 Stan Greenberg 合作，在工党的进步派问题上做了大量工作。他表示：“在安迪·伯纳姆进入唐宁街之前，我们的民调中令人震惊的事实是，尽管媒体关注度很高，但西北部以外的大多数选民对他并没有清晰的认识。这意味着早期的日子和周数既是机遇也是风险。”
“他显然迅速进入状态，传达了更充满希望且大胆的信息。但他也正利用进步派选民更广泛的转移和结盟，将基尔·斯塔默失去的绿党和自民党选民重新纳入麾下。”
“当然，巨大的挑战将出现在他处理那些对进步派而言更敏感的问题时——例如福利问题——而且显然他还没有与 [唐纳德] · 特朗普进行互动。这位美国总统在潜在的工党选民中极不受欢迎；在那些时刻，他如何坚持关键的进步价值观，对于帮助重建一个获胜的联盟至关重要。”
在内部，工党消息人士对前两周的精心策划感到非常兴奋，并将其与 2024 年斯塔默上任时进行了对比。当时，夏季被冬季燃料补贴削减和免费礼品争议所主导，而且在 No 10 玫瑰园发表的演说因过于消极而受到广泛批评，影响了商业信心。
More in Common 的主任 Luke Tryl 表示，这是他很长一段时间以来第一次在焦点小组中遇到真正的乐观情绪。即便对于家庭来说节省的金额相对较小，这些人仍然对生活成本措施印象深刻。
“伯纳姆绝对主导了注意力经济，”Tryl 说。“无处不在，全面覆盖。这是实质内容与更好的传达者的结合。”
“斯塔默以负面切入，称这将随后引导至正面。我认为通过先引导一些正面内容，伯纳姆随后能够处理更棘手的问题。”
在最近的一次民意调查中，More in Common 发现，自从安迪·伯纳姆成为首相以来，他的支持率显著上升，达到了 +19，而此前许多人表示他们持保留意见。
法拉奇的不认可度显著上升，包括此前认可他的人们中怀疑情绪日益增加，他现在是评分最低的政党领袖。
Tryl 表示，仍有许多因素可能导致安迪·伯纳姆陷入困境——例如英吉利海峡的移民跨境问题、关于福利的争端。他说：“但从公众舆论的角度来看，为了让自己处于最佳状态，很难想象还能比这更好。”
“如果没有更强大的 地方媒体， 计划将会失败”
Ben Quinn 政治记者
出版商表示，为了在安迪·伯纳姆的权力下放计划中让市长和议会受到监督，需要对地方媒体给予更多支持。该计划将实现权力向地方政府的大规模转移。
一系列从事地方新闻的人员大致欢迎首相宣布的计划，但表示大型科技公司和 BBC 的角色、内容的变现以及民粹主义政治家设置的障碍，是他们面临的挑战之一。
新闻媒体协会（News Media Association，代表英国国家、区域和地方新闻出版商的行业团体）首席执行官 Theo Bamber 表示，除非影响人们生活的决定能由值得信赖且专业的当地记者进行审查，否则任何旨在赋予人们更大控制权的举措都将是幻想。
他告诉《卫报》：“我们注意到政府关于扩大权力下放的公告中没有提到新闻或媒体政策。我们认为这是一个错误……两者不应被孤立，而且最终，权力下放的成功取决于监督。”
Bamber 表示，每月有 46 百万人消费地方媒体，这证明了该行业的韧性。他还表示，这在近期南安普顿和贝尔法斯特动荡期间，能够有效抵御误导信息的传播。
然而，在唐宁街 10 号采取措施将更多权力从威斯敏斯特下放到各地区的同时，人们也担心一些记者的会议出席权限受到限制，或者由于政策制定者减少新闻发布会而选择使用社交媒体，导致记者被边缘化。
Healey 确定预算日
在安迪·伯纳姆推进其税务和支出计划之际，政府已将预算日期定在 10 月 28 日，旨在将资金和权力从威斯敏斯特“分散”出去。
财政大臣 John Healey 在宣布预算时表示，工党将遵守其财政规则，并利用预算为企业和家庭提供未来的稳定性。
伯纳姆在执政的前两周采取了密集政策发布，包括：降低能源账单的增值税；削减酒吧、俱乐部和现场音乐场所的商业税率；封顶巴士票价；以及承诺让英格兰的地区市长分享一部分所得税。
全国记者联盟（NUJ）警告称，缺乏强大的地方新闻部门将威胁到任何权力下放议程，且支持工作不能交给“市场的变幻莫测”。
NUJ 总书记 Laura Davison 表示：“获得值得信赖的地方新闻是民主繁荣的关键。然而，英国境内数百万民众现在生活在‘新闻沙漠’中，该行业已面临数十年的衰退。”她指出，行业出现了大规模失业，且自 2005 年以来约有 300 份地方报纸关停。
“地方新闻的缺失威胁着任何权力下放议程。要将权力归还社区并确保英国各地的代表权，需要能够监督权力并确保民众声音被听到的地方记者。”
根据今年早些时候宣布的计划，政府将提供 1200 万英镑m 资金以支持地方新闻机构，试图填补所谓的“新闻沙漠”。印刷、在线、广播或电视形式的地方媒体可以通过投标获得资助，以支持其在新基金下的财务可持续性并向数字化商业模式转型。
然而，人们呼吁提供额外支持，包括那些试图在缺乏成熟新闻机构的地区建立初创企业的人士。
独立进步数字报纸《The Lead》的出版商 Mike Harris 表示：“我们在许多最受极右翼威胁的英国社区推出了首批新地方刊物，但要让商业模式运转起来，挑战之大令人难以置信。”
“工人阶级社区的人们确实会向我们的地方报纸捐款和订阅，但与在拥有大量中产阶级专业人士的富裕城市推出相比，很难让这种模式运作起来。地方新闻基金（Local News Fund）是一个很好的开始，但由于极端主义的网络内容像山火一样传播，且通常由外国独裁政权或极右翼骗子播种，除非新闻（而做好新闻是非常昂贵的）能够得到支持，否则我们面临着输掉真相之战的风险。”
对于那些在地方新闻领域有工作经验的人来说，这些计划被视为一个机遇。《曼彻斯特晚报》（Manchester Evening News）编辑莎拉·莱斯特（Sarah Lester）表示，她希望这将引导至一种“媒体的分权”。
然而，首相需要在棘手的秋季预算案中详细说明，他的方向转变将如何获得资金支持。
由于年度借款水平升高，且英国国债处于 20 世纪 60 年代以来的最高点，金融城（City）投资者警告说，伯纳姆在公共财政方面的操作空间有限。
希利（Healey）表示，工党正通过政府的公告“快速努力恢复希望”，并且他作为财政大臣，在首次预算案中正推动“继续开展工作”。
自从《卫报》揭露奈杰尔·法拉奇接受了英国改革党亿万富翁捐赠者克里斯托弗·哈博恩的一笔 500 万英镑 礼赠以来，已经过去了三个月。这并非我们调查中的第一个故事。
但事实证明，这是最重要的一则消息，而此次披露带来的影响仍在持续发酵。
一幅图景正渐渐清晰——它展示了英国改革党是如何获得资金以及资金来源是谁。每一个新细节都给法拉奇及其周围的亲信带来了更多疑问。除该笔“礼赠”外，《卫报》还揭露了秘密捐款的细节、一名捐赠者的幕后贷款，以及大都会警察局在警告下对两人进行询问的情况。
政治
不同银行的工作人员对一系列交易深感担忧，其中部分交易在上述内容中有所提及，且涉及该党的高层人物，因此他们将这些情况报告给了国家打击犯罪局。
消息人士现告知我们，一名居住在黑山的已定罪诈骗犯乔治·科特雷尔（George Cottrell）在 2024 年向其母亲费奥娜（Fiona）总共转移了超过 $2 的资金，且每笔款项在费奥娜向该党捐赠巨额资金前不久到账。
这些报道让选民们更清晰地了解了支撑起改革党（Reform）的人物及其资金交易。这是一个在财务和政治上都极其纠缠的关系网。
法拉奇与乔治·科特雷尔是朋友，据说后者是改革党的无薪顾问。科特雷尔与哈博恩（Harborne）是朋友，后者是一位向该党捐赠数百万英镑的亿万富翁，且与法拉奇本人也是朋友。法拉奇的副手理查德·泰斯（Richard Tice）表示，他认识科特雷尔一家已有 50 年。费奥娜·科特雷尔是该党的重要捐赠者。乔治·科特雷尔曾借钱给泰斯。这五个人处于一个相信自己能够组建下一届政府的政党核心。如果没有他们及其资金，英国改革党将不复目前之形态。
面对审查，法拉奇给出了一系列关于他为何接受 500 万英镑 赠款的解释，并广泛声称有一场旨在破坏他的建制派阴谋。他和其他改革党高层并没有回答《卫报》提出的问题，而是发送了带有威胁性的法律函件，或者试图通过接受《每日电讯报》的抢先采访来“破坏”《卫报》的报道，而后者对其言论不做批判地进行了报道。法拉奇还对《卫报》的报道提出了毫无根据的指控——在没有任何证据的情况下，引用了涉及俄罗斯的非法黑客行为，或谈论国家操纵的泄密。
抛沙作掩是转移注意力的一种方式，但当沙尘落下，某些事实依然不变，某些问题依然没有答案。
其中几个问题与被称作“时髦乔治”的乔治·科特雷尔有关，他已在法拉奇身边陪伴十年。其中许多问题涉及他的财富和商业活动。
今年 1 月，《卫报》报道了科特雷尔涉嫌在足球俱乐部所有者托尼·布鲁姆（Tony Bloom）的博彩团伙中担任门面人物。法庭文件称，科特雷尔在通过允许布鲁姆的团伙使用其名下账户进行投注而赚取数百万英镑的同时，还在离岸博彩机构 Tether.bet 中拥有财务利益。指控进一步称：尽管该机构不持有英国博彩牌照，但他仍接触英国赌徒，诱导其使用 Tether.bet。
科特雷尔的律师表示，他并非 Tether.bet 的董事或股东，并且由于他并非该诉讼的当事人，因此不对法庭程序发表评论。该案件涉及布鲁姆博彩团伙的一名前员工，该员工声称是由他将科特雷尔介绍给布鲁姆的。
科特雷尔在 2016 年初次在美被捕时无法支付法律代理费，当时不得不依赖家人帮助；但在 2017 年从美国监狱释放后，他的命运发生了快速逆转。近年来，他追求一种奢靡的喷气机式生活方式，经常将黑山作为基地。
现在拥有多处房产，且在被问及此事以及他如何处理哈博恩（Harborne）赠予他的 500 万英镑m 时，表现出了愤怒。他在接受 BBC 采访时表示：“完全不关你的事。”
这笔 500 万英镑m 是通过 2024 年 4 月的一份赠与契据转交的，当时作为英国改革党（Reform UK）主要股东的法拉奇（Farage）正在权衡自己的政治前途。事实上，《卫报》随后报道了消息人士的说法，称这 500 万英镑m 中的一部分直到他宣布参加 2024 年大选前不久才转交给法拉奇。
哈博恩的律师表示，其客户的赠与是无条件的，且在赠与时，哈博恩并未预见到法拉奇会回归政坛。
《卫报》此后进一步揭露了个人财务活动与政党捐赠之间错综复杂的交织网络。
乔治·科特雷尔（George Cottrell）被《卫报》披露有时被称为法拉奇的幕僚长（改革党称其从未担任过正式职位），他也在幕后为泰斯（Tice）提供财务支持。在 2024 年底他担任国会议员期间，他向泰斯的公司提供了 £78,100 的贷款。泰斯表示，这笔钱随后已偿还，但是在他通过同一家公司——Tisun Investments——向英国改革党捐赠 £613,000 之后才偿还的。泰斯将其称为“桥接贷款”，一种短期贷款。
但与科特雷尔可能向该党提供的显而易见的慷慨资助相比，他给法拉奇带来的利益和支持，以及给泰斯的 £78,100 贷款，不过是沧海一粟。
正如《卫报》所揭露的，科特雷尔的母亲（据了解其经济能力相对有限）在 2024 年 6 月 10 日，即 7 月 4 日大选前数周，秘密向 Britain Means Business（一个由泰斯控制的改革党筹款机构）捐赠了 100 万英镑m。尽管银行方面向泰斯询问过菲奥娜·科特雷尔（Fiona Cottrell）资金的来源，但这笔资金的一半，即 500 万英镑00,000，几乎立即被转给了该党。此外，同年 5 月还以她的名义进行了两次 £250,000 的捐赠。本周，《卫报》披露，据金融业消息人士称，其子向菲奥娜·科特雷尔转账的总额超过 $2m。
两人目前已作为警察调查的一部分被告知权利后接受询问，调查针对的是 2024 年菲奥娜·科特雷尔向该党及 Britain Means Business 提供的捐赠。
菲奥娜·科特雷尔未对《卫报》的多次联系请求做出回应。乔治·科特雷尔未否认向其母亲提供巨额资金。他的律师表示，其母亲所做的任何政治捐赠完全是她的决定，是她的个人私事。
两项议会标准调查预计将于秋季结案，一项针对法拉奇从哈博恩处收到的 500 万英镑m 赠礼，另一项针对他从乔治·科特雷尔处获得的利益。目前警察的调查仍在进行中。
领导人 去年 他无处不在。 但现在 他在哪里？
Peter Walker 资深政治记者
去年的这个时候，奈杰尔·法拉奇 (Nigel Farage) 还是政治风向的掌控者。他那随兴的每周新闻发布会填补了稀疏的新闻议程，在犯罪和移民等领域提出引人注目的政策。今年呢？情况有所不同。
这位英国改革党 (Reform UK) 领导人预计将于下周在伦敦举行新闻发布会。如果属实，这将是他自5月地方选举以来的第三次发布会，也是三个多月以来在首都举行的第一次。那个曾经无处不在的人现在似乎在隐身。
这其中有明显的背景。英国有了新首相，法拉奇的助手们明确表示，试图与安迪·伯纳姆 (Andy Burnham) 上任最初几周所带来的政策旋风和关注度竞争是没有意义的。
一名助手表示：“在这一周期的这个阶段，伯纳姆注定会占据大量关注度。我们为什么要浪费关键的公告？”
法拉奇的政党还反驳了这种观点，即缺乏新闻发布会意味着他已隐身。他们指出，他偶尔会参加广播媒体的轮访，并且在社交媒体上的浏览量据称超过了伯纳姆。
尽管如此，显而易见的是，2026年夏季的法拉奇已不再是12个月前那个势不可挡的政治力量。对其及改革党财务状况的反复报道——特别是《卫报》在4月披露他接受了加密货币亿万富翁克里斯托弗·哈博恩 (Christopher Harborne) 一笔未申报的 500 万英镑m 赠款——使得法拉奇不再愿意面对记者无休止的质问。
此外，本月在他所在的克拉克顿 (Clacton) 選區举行了一场补选。这场补选由法拉奇发起，旨在号召当地选民支持他，但由于所有其他主要政党都拒绝参选，最终演变成了一场唐吉诃德式的单打独斗。
改革党人士称，他在8月下旬将再次增加曝光率。
该党在一定程度上由齐亚·优素福 (Zia Yusuf) 等人填补了空白，他是该党咄咄逼人的内政发言人；以及罗伯特·詹里克 (Robert Jenrick)，这位前保守党大臣现任改革党财政发言人。
詹里克在周四举行了一次新闻发布会。一名观察者将其描述为“发挥了想象力”，他描绘了一个噩梦般的景象，声称安迪·伯纳姆为了给他的社会护理计划筹资，会派遣税务调查员去病人的临终床前。
法拉奇坚持认为改革党并非“一人乐队”，尽管到目前为止他仅填补了少数几个前台角色——在医疗或国防等核心议题上仍然没有发言人。然而，其他人对此并不认同。
曼彻斯特大学政治学教授罗伯特·福特 (Robert Ford) 表示：“当主唱无法出场，必须由二线替补出面时，对改革党来说总是净亏损。没有人特别喜欢由别人来唱的曲调。”
而且，填补法拉奇所留空间的不仅是伯纳姆。
罗伯特·福特教授 曼彻斯特大学
差距。凯米·巴德诺克（Kemi Badenoch）近期举行了一系列新闻发布会，模仿改革党的套路，有时在没有具体政策要公布的情况下举行，并回答所有到场记者的提问。
保守党领袖的盟友坚称，这与其说是模仿，不如说是对党内研究的回应。研究显示，选民们越是看到巴德诺克，就越喜欢她，而她愿意接受更多提问被视为信心增强的标志。
这些不断变化的政治观感是否意味着更深远或更长期的影响，则更难衡量。
▲ 2024年，奈杰尔·法拉奇（Nigel Farage）签署改革英国党的（Reform UK）大选宣言，他很乐意接受媒体采访
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与绿党类似，改革党此前也为“伯纳姆效应”做好了准备。因此，在连续 300 多次民调领先之后，本周在两项民调中落后于工党，虽然令该党感到失望，但并不完全令人意外。
但感觉似乎有一种更深层的不安在起作用。甚至在哈本（Harborne）礼品事件曝光之前，法拉奇对媒体的热爱就已经变质了。12月，在被问及关于其学生时代同窗指控其种族主义（他对此予以否认）时，他的出场表现显得不耐烦。
福特认为，如果 2025 年对改革党和法拉奇来说是一个正向反馈循环——成功带来关注，关注进而带来更多成功——那么今年的进程似乎已经反转。
他表示：“去年夏天真的是他们的黄金时代。他们获得了惊人的地方选举结果，在民调中超越了工党和保守党。这随后引发了爆发式的新媒体关注。”
“我当时就说，这可能来得太早了——即便是在支持他的媒体中，也不可能连续三年写关于法拉奇潜在成为下一任首相的故事。他们必然会寻找其他切入点，而一个显而易见的地方就是他的财务状况。”
既然改革党在大多数民调中仍处于或接近领先位置，这是否重要？福特指向了另一个统计数据：法拉奇个人支持率的下降。
他表示：“今年支持率下降了很多，其中强烈反对他的人数比例有所增加。就策略性投票而言，这是一个相当重要的数字。与面对一个你轻微反感的人相比，当你面对一个你强烈厌恶的人时，你更有动力地通过策略性协调将其排除在外。”
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最近在雅典 Arian 露天电影院放映《奥德赛》（The Odyssey）时，灯光亮起，微风中飘来了紧张的笑声。
就在几分钟前，奥德赛的部下在一场怪诞的喂食狂欢中变成了猪。突然之间，似乎没人还对正在出售的热狗感兴趣了。
这大概就是克里斯托弗·诺兰（Christopher Nolan）在决定将荷马的《奥德赛》改编为一部近三小时且不设中场休息的电影时，希望避免出现的情景。
然而，在这部史诗的诞生地，导演并没有最终决定权。
“在希腊，中场休息是必须的，”弗蒂斯·乔治奥普洛斯（Fotis Georgopoulos）说道，他的家族在雅典佩里斯特里（Peristeri）郊区的 Foivos 电影院经营了 72 年。“人们想要抽烟，想要去厕所，想要讨论电影。而且他们不想错过哪怕 5 分钟的内容。”
在 Foivos 电影院，《奥德赛》的中场休息发生在一个更优雅的时刻：奥德赛正驶离喀耳刻的岛屿。
在室外，24 岁的吉娜·亚历克索普鲁（Gina Alexopoulou）很高兴能有机会告诉她的男友，诺兰电影里的莱斯特里戈涅斯人是由身高七英尺的演员扮演的，而非使用 CGI 视觉特效。
在附近，年约 30 岁的乔治奥斯和帕纳吉奥蒂斯·利奥利亚斯（Giorgios and Panagiotis Liolias）兄弟也在抽烟，尽管他们更希望能不被打断地观看电影。
直到近年，中场休息在雅典仍是标准做法。在早期，放映员更换胶片卷时，管弦乐队和剧团有时会为观众表演。
到 1960 年，这座城市至少有 350 家电影院，中场休息已成为一种社交活动。
随着 1990 年代末多厅电影院的出现，2000 年代独立电影院过渡到数字放映，以及新冠疫情期间的规定一度完全禁止中场休息，这一传统在一定程度上消退了。
现在，那些倾向于有中场休息（通常持续 5 到 10 分钟）的顾客，经常在售票处或购票网站上确认。
▲ 希腊观众不必错过上面《奥德赛》中马特·达蒙的一分钟表演，而部分露天场馆通过引入两次休息来增加果汁和无处不在的达美乐披萨的销售额，从而提升利润。
电影上映：最佳上厕所时间
《奥德赛》 在克里斯托弗·诺兰的这部史诗中，你几乎肯定需要在中途去小便。不要犯我那样错误地在巨大的独眼巨人片段后偷偷溜走。你可能认为情节在此之后会放缓，但你就错了。请坚持到特洛伊木马之后，因为那时你只会错过莱斯特里戈涅斯人。这些人是电影海报上的巨人们，所以你基本上已经知道他们是什么样子了。
小黄人们与怪物 (Minions and Monsters) 这部电影的前半部分任何时候都不要起身，因为它在某种程度上是对好莱坞早期时代最深情的致敬。大约一小时后，你可以随意去小便。
《玩具总动员 5》 (Toy Story 5) 如果你想让自己在情感上投入其中，那么每当巴斯光年大军出现在银幕上时，就起身去厕所。直到接近结尾之前，这些场景纯粹是多余的粉丝服务。但如果你纯粹是因为热爱多余的粉丝服务而来看的，那么请在杰西挖掘出装满艾米莉记忆的便当盒时立刻离开，你这个怪物。
《披露日》 (Disclosure Day) 这部片长两小时半的电影给人的感觉比实际所需稍长，如果你在预告片结束前喝下一瓶雪碧，这种感觉会加倍。在过半一点的位置，有一场动作戏，艾米莉·布朗特（Emily Blunt）的车被推到了铁轨上。随之而来的是一段漫长且并不怎么有趣的片段，这类情节你以前已经见过很多次了。
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中场休息在包括瑞士、埃及和土耳其在内的国家依然被采用，尽管频率在降低；而在印度，中场休息则是必不可少的，宝莱坞电影的剧本在编写时就会考虑到中场休息。
在希腊，中场休息对电影院的生存至关重要。当达芙妮·贝希齐（Dafni Bechtsi）在 2024 年接手雅典陷入困境的亚历山大电影院（现为 Cinobo Patision）时，设置一个用于购买点心的中途休息时间对她的商业模式至关重要。
她说，希腊的电影院“得不到政府或任何方面的支持，而且他们确实在苦苦支撑”。“你在休息期间通过食物和饮料获得的收入，即便金额可能不多，也是极其关键的。”
在世界上最不眠的城市之一，午夜的中场休息也可以是一个重新评估整个夜晚的机会，用来决定是继续看完一部烂片，还是去参加朋友的音乐会或深夜晚餐。希腊人将中场休息称为 diáleimma，这也许不仅仅是一个巧合。
放映员在插入洗手间休息时间方面有不同的方法。在 Trianon 工作的人员阿纳斯塔西娅·科塔基（Anastasia Kottaki）直接跳转到《奥德赛》数字文件的中间部分，以寻找一个合适的场景切换点。
在 Cine Alsos——一家坐落在林木公园内、拥有 61 年历史的电影院——工作人员会完整地观看电影，以选择最佳时机，避免在动作场面中途截断。
中场销售约占 Alsos 利润的 30%。然而，其店主贾尼斯·哈齐迪米特里欧（Giannis Chatzidimitriou）坚持认为，中场休息的社会价值同样重要。几年前，他帮助一名顾客在幕间播放了一段求婚视频，从而帮其求婚。这对夫妇获得了全场起立——以及舒展腿部——的喝彩。
不止一段婚姻是在爆米花和 passatempo（希腊深受喜爱的咸南瓜籽）之间萌芽的。
《希腊电影史》的作者弗拉西达斯·卡拉利斯（Vrasidas Karalis）回忆起一位朋友在观看贝尔纳多·贝托鲁奇的《1900》时，在小吃店排队期间结识了未来的丈夫。
他说：“他们的手触碰在一起，然后开始讨论即将到来的革命和资本主义残酷统治的终结。”
佩吉·林加（Peggy Ringa）是一位从考古学家转行的电影院老板，她也认为自己属于此类爱好者。在她经营的露天电影院——Riviera、Vox 和 Athinaia 中，中场休息是“不可逾越的”。较长的电影甚至会有两次休息。
然而，这依然会让到访希腊的游客感到措手不及。
林加说，当贝拉·塔尔（Béla Tarr）长达两个半小时的《维尔克迈斯特和谐》在该国首映时，导演看到观众在电影进行到一半时鱼贯而出，感到十分惊恐。“希腊的发行商费了很大劲才说服...
尼克·凯夫 在惊喜的 屋顶音乐会中 令布莱顿 欣喜若狂
尼克·凯夫与坏种子乐队（Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds）2026 年在英国唯一的现场演出，一场在布莱顿普雷斯顿公园（Preston Park）举行的演出，伴随着全市范围内的其他相关活动一同到来。约克公爵电影院（Duke of York’s Picturehouse）正在举办一个为期周末的尼克·凯夫主题周，包括由这位创作歌手亲自策划并介绍的电影。甚至车站的播报也更改了：抵达的乘客会暂时听到尼克·凯夫的声音欢迎他们来到布莱顿。
所有这些活动都得到了充分的宣传，但从聚集在北莱恩（North Laine）一条狭窄街道上的人群来看，关于一场秘密活动的消息似乎也泄露了：凯夫与坏种子乐队将在 Resident Records 的屋顶进行现场演出。
看到屋顶上的音乐设备并推断出了情况。
到上午 10.30 时，街道已经挤满了人：一名保安设法在中心维持着狭窄的行人流动，但似乎没有人考虑过路对面的复古市场 Snooper’s Paradise。人群堵住了它的门口，购物者无法离开：“发生什么事了？”一个忧郁的声音问道，“噢，我受不了尼克·凯夫。”
那个声音属于少数派。人群中令人惊讶的一点是，他们大部分并非好奇的当地人：这里有来自德国、挪威、法国的人，他们都是为了普雷斯顿公园的演出专程飞来的。一对来自奥斯陆的夫妇正享受着他们所谓的“尼克·凯夫之夏”，在欧洲各地追随坏种子乐队：“嗯，我们要去看四场演出——他一共要演 32 场。”
来自爱丁堡的丽莎（Lisa）和她的伴侣表示，布莱顿的演出具有额外的吸引力，因为这像是一种“故乡演出”，尽管说“前收养故乡演出”可能更准确。“他在布莱顿住了很长时间——在他儿子去世后搬走的”，她说。
她指的是亚瑟·凯夫（Arthur Cave），他在 2015 年从欧文迪安（Ovingdean）的一处悬崖坠落。“所以感觉相当凄美。”
人群中一些人跋涉的距离反映了尼克·凯夫持续的鼎盛时期。他在过去十年中发布的音乐——最著名的是 2019 年对丧亲之痛的非凡沉思《Ghosteen》——是他职业生涯中评价最高的作品之一；令人心碎的纪录片《One More Time With Feeling》赢得了赞誉，同样获得赞誉的还有《Faith, Hope and Carnage》，这是一本包含与记者肖恩·奥哈根（Sean O’Hagan）进行的一系列令人震惊的坦诚访谈的书。
凯夫因其反对文化方面的立场而引发过争议
他的表演 是多么投入。 他身体倾斜在 阳台之上，指挥着 人群
抵制以色列，尽管这似乎并未影响他的受欢迎程度。不可思议的是，正当Bad Seeds乐队的音乐在 2016 年的《Skeleton Tree》中转向抽象时，他们恰恰开始在体育馆规模的场馆演出，不过丽莎认为，观众人数的增加可能是因为有些人只熟悉他最著名的歌曲。“我觉得他在格拉斯哥演出时，观众里有很多《浴血之战》（Peaky Blinders）的粉丝，”她说，“只是在等着听《Red Right Hand》。”她有些恼怒地皱了皱鼻子。“在其他曲目演出期间，他们相当嘈杂。”
等到Cave和Bad Seeds乐队到达时，聚集的人群不仅在街道上，甚至在相邻店铺的房顶上。演出曲目既多样——从 1985 年《Train Long-Suffering》的末日喧嚣，跳跃到以钢琴主导的T Rex乐队《Cosmic Dancer》翻唱曲——且带有迷人的混乱感，毕竟任何在狭小阳台上由七名音乐家和四名伴唱歌手参与的演出大概都是如此。
最令人惊叹的是，尽管环境特殊，他的表演是多么投入。他危险地倾斜在阳台之上，指挥着人群。
在演唱与 Janet Ramus（又名 Cookie）合唱的《Henry Lee》时，他的表演仿佛被一种强烈的欲望所折磨，对象既是伴唱歌手，也是在相邻阳台上观看的妻子 Su sie。不过，无论环境如何，在舞台上的投入感某种程度上是Cave的标志，正如那些享受着他们的“尼克之夏”的挪威朋友们所指出的那样。“在安特卫普，演出正值热浪袭击，他穿着一套三件套西装演了两个半小时。”
演出以一个版本的《Papa Won’t Leave You, Henry》结束。警察随后抵达——人们怀疑这场演出并未获得官方批准——但人群已经开始散去，大多数人正向普雷斯顿公园（Preston Park）方向走去。
距离Bad Seeds乐队登台还有数小时，但真正的诱惑似乎是可以通过eBay击败那些混蛋的机会：有传闻称，该限定版彩色盘的剩余副本正在那里出售，于是人们匆匆离去。
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萨福克海岸“彻底毁灭”
Pippa Neill Caroline Davies
英国最大核电站附近的一场山火导致英国最重要的景观之一遭受了“彻底毁灭”，消防人员表示目前情况依然“动态变化”。
自周三以来，100 多名消防员一直在萨福克海岸 Leiston 附近的 Dunwich Heath 扑灭大火。消防部门昨日下午表示，情况正在趋于稳定，但仍属于一场“重大事件”，且具有“动态性且潜在的可变性”。
灭火工作包括一架每次飞行可投放 1,000 升海水的直升机，以及六辆伦敦消防局的消防车。这场火灾已烧毁了 Dunwich Heath 和 Minsmere 自然保护区约 150 公顷（370 英亩）的植被和森林——相当于 210 个足球场。这两个地点均为保护区，也是英国一些最稀有物种的栖息地。
国家信托 (National Trust) 萨福克海岸区的总经理 Russell Clement 表示，火势已经“横扫”了整个 Dunwich Heath 国家信托保护区。
Clement 说，该保护区现在已“无法辨认”，这场火灾对英国最重要的海岸原野景观之一造成了“彻底毁灭”。
国家信托总干事 Hilary McGrady 昨日发起了一项紧急募捐呼吁，用于修复这片原野。这是一处罕见的“低地原野”，每年有 100,000 人到访。
McGrady 表示：“我们面对的是一片深受喜爱且重要的景观被彻底毁灭。我们失去了珍贵的栖息地、野生动物、树木，以及一个让人们世世代代承载记忆的地方。这令人心碎。”
气候危机
“但通过共同努力，我们能够且将要恢复丹威奇，更重要的是，使其能够更好地抵御并适应我们目前面临以及未来将面临的气候。”
RSPB明斯米尔自然保护区的区域经理亚当·罗兰斯表示，植被要恢复到火灾前的状态可能需要数十年时间。
该保护区是一些英国最稀有鸟类的栖息地，包括夜鸦、夜莺和达特福德 the warblers。罗兰斯说，他曾看到夜鸦从一个20英尺高的火球中飞走。他说，任何幸存的鸟类“很可能会死亡”，因为它们将无法找到合适的觅食和繁殖栖息地。
英格兰的一半地区被正式宣布处于干旱状态，包括东安格利亚和另外六个地区。周四，威尔士自然资源部宣布整个威尔士处于干旱状态。根据昨天发布的英国气象局初步统计数据，英格兰和威尔士有望记录下自近 200 年前开始记录以来最干燥的 7 月。
随着欧洲大部分地区经历今年夏季第四次热浪（化石燃料的燃烧加剧了这一现象），英国其他地区的消防队在本周处理了多起林火。昨天上午，约 50 名消防员在处理一起发生在科尔切斯特米德威克靶场国防部土地上的火灾。
到下午，埃塞克斯郡消防救援服务部门表示，消防员人数已减至 40 人，并补充道：“消防员在现场继续取得良好进展，目前重点在扑灭剩余的火点。”
苏格兰的消防人员也表示，他们在两周前首次爆发的凯恩贡山火中取得了“显著进展”，而本周唐卡斯特各地也爆发了多起林火。
萨福克郡的这场大火距离西泽威尔B核电站以及新西泽威尔C电站的建设工地仅有几英里。
萨福克郡联合应急计划部门的应急经理弗雷迪·古利弗表示，目前无需担心火势向西泽威尔B方向蔓延。
运营该场地的EDF公司表示：“丹威奇荒野的火灾目前未影响西泽威尔B电站的运行，但我们正在继续监测情况。”
大约 50 人已从家中及附近地区撤离。
今天批准的新化石燃料项目会使明天的热浪更加危险，使我们的世界不再安全。然而，一些政府仍计划在 2030 年生产两倍于 1.5 C 限制允许的化石燃料。
“更多的煤炭、石油和天然气将导致一个更具易燃性的未来。”
几名工党议员表示，这些警告正引起选民的共鸣。一名消息人士称，如果议员们有机会对新的北海许可证进行投票，将会出现反抗。杰克多气田和罗斯班克油田已经进入规划系统，因此可以说它们不属于工党停止发放新许可证的竞选宣言承诺范围。
（图注：受火灾破坏的RSPB明斯米尔自然保护区是一些英国最稀有鸟类的栖息地） 照片：STEPHEN BARRIE / ALAMY
在国际上。他表示，批准该气田将表明安迪·伯纳姆“不看证据”，并警告称，除了加沙问题外，工党还冒着在党内记录中增加“气候危机的污点”的风险。
爱丁堡东部和马瑟尔堡的工党议员克里斯·默里表示，英国必须坚持脱碳路线。“英国是第一个实现工业化的国家，我们在净零排放方面有责任领导世界。当地球的未来处于危急关头时，我们必须警惕石油和天然气公司基于自身利益而提出的主张。”
尽管存在这些漏洞，消息人士称，如果进入投票阶段，伯纳姆将需要“来自保守党以及可能的苏格兰民族党（SNP）的支持，而非工党内部的统一”，不过伯纳姆可能会尝试在 8 月中旬关于气田的磋商结束后，通过将任何决定作为一项行政措施来避免这种情况。
对允许新钻探所产生影响的担忧已经超越了工党内部的派系和“部落”。《卫报》已经联系或被告知有感到担忧的国会议员，其中包括部长、政府初级成员、资深的后座议员、委员会成员以及 2024 年大选后新入职的国会议员。
关于罗斯班克油田和杰克多气田的决定将在 8 月中旬磋商结束前不会做出。
几位具有影响力的经济学家告诉《卫报》，增加钻探对英国经济没有帮助。曾与伯纳姆密切合作的玛丽亚娜·马祖卡托（Mariana Mazzucato）昨日表示：“在北海钻探无法帮助全英国那些在能源账单中挣扎的人们——这些新产地的绝大部分石油和天然气将被出售给国际市场上的最高出价者。”
度假公园，部分人员被转移到韦斯特莱顿 (Westleton)，那里的村委会大厅被改造成了休息中心。
康纳·道塞特 (Connor Dowsett)，23, 岁，他在周三被告知离开邓威治 (Dunwich) 的克里夫屋 (Cliff House) 度假公园，随后他的狗被救援人员救出。他告诉英国新闻协会 (Press Association)，这场火灾感觉像是“世界末日”。来自埃塞克斯 (Essex) 的道塞特表示：“我们注意到了月亮……它是深橙色的。当我们靠近时，可以看到火光。我们可以看到棕色的烟雾弥漫在空中。气味非常强烈。那种感觉就像是，‘哇’。”
虽然起火原因尚未确定，但萨福克郡 (Suffolk) 消防救援队的首席消防官乔恩·莱西 (Jon Lacey) 建议人们避免使用一次性烧烤炉，即使是在自家庭院中。
根据气象局 (Met Office) 的数据，萨福克郡 7 月份的降水量仅为月平均值的 2%。莱西表示，近期炎热干燥的天气使火势显著恶化。他补充说，气候变化是消防局社区风险管理计划的核心要素。他说：“我们知道，随着天气变得越来越热，作为消防部门，我们需要做好准备。”
由于大多数野火是由人类活动引起的，野生动物信托基金会 (Wildlife Trust) 表示，“每个人都必须遵守官方的消防安全指南至关重要，包括：禁止烧烤、禁止乱扔烟蒂、禁止乱扔垃圾”。
工党宣言中关于成为“清洁能源超级大国”的使命仍然是前进方向——而此次钻探将破坏这一方向。”
伦敦大学亚非学院 (Soas University of London) 的经济学教授丹妮埃拉·加博尔 (Daniela Gabor) 补充道：“这是一个糟糕的主意。安迪·伯纳姆政府在此时向化石燃料游说团体妥协，而我们正经历着近年来最剧烈的一些热浪。”
经济学家斯特恩勋爵 (Lord Stern) 表示，新钻探并不会减轻能源账单的压力，并驳斥了认为英国北海石油比进口石油碳排放更低的观点。“额外的产量会导致额外的使用，从而产生更多的温室气体。”
此外，而且至关重要的是，这将向世界发出一个危险信号，”他说。
然而，一些后座议员对所谓的“巨大的陷阱”感到担忧——正如一人所描述的那样——即让气候问题成为选民的分歧议题，而保守党和改革党正试图将其变成那样。如果能划定一条底线，禁止任何进一步的许可，并且如果安迪·伯纳姆重申他致力于紧迫地推进净零目标，他们准备接受杰克多气田 (Jackdaw gasfield) 的开发，甚至可能是更具争议的罗斯班克油田 (Rosebank oilfield)。
100 多名消防员参与了萨福克郡海岸莱斯顿 (Leiston) 附近邓威治希斯 (Dunwich Heath) 的灭火工作，该地距离赛兹韦尔 B (Sizewell B) 核电站仅数英里。
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“我们失去了宝贵的栖息地、野生动物、树木，以及一个人们创造回忆的地方”
希拉里·麦格雷迪 (Hilary McGrady) 国家信托 (National Trust)
热浪灼伤作物 英国转向依赖进口
莎拉·巴特勒 (Sarah Butler) 乔安娜·帕特里奇 (Joanna Partridge)
在本应是英国生长季的高峰期，由于干旱和极端高温袭击作物，酒吧、餐厅和超市不得不从西班牙购买生菜和西兰花。
番茄的批发价格上涨了 60% 以上，冰山生菜上涨了 90%，马铃薯上涨了 40% 以上，因为许多农民在持续的高温环境下难以进行种植。即使是在农场拥有灌溉系统和水库的农民也表示，水分正日益短缺。
西兰花种植者表示，其产量已经减半。“我们不得不将两颗西兰花放在一起，才能达到包装销售的重量，”来自 Riviera Produce 的大卫·西蒙斯 (David Simmons) 说道。他在康沃尔郡的家族农场种植多种蔬菜，同时也是贸易组织——十字花科种植者协会 (Brassica Growers’ Association) 的董事会成员。
“目前英国（西兰花）非常短缺，因此正从西班牙和荷兰进口以尝试完成订单，”西蒙斯说。“花椰菜可能在接下来的几周内也会出现短缺。”
据斯蒂芬 (Stephen) 称，英国的豌豆收成下降了三分之一。
和天然气业务挂牌出售
Graeme Wearden
BP 昨日将其北海石油和天然气业务挂牌出售，旨在结束在该盆地长达六个十年的生产。
该公司已启动正式程序，将其北海业务推向市场以寻求潜在出售。此举正值 BP 新任首席执行官梅格·奥尼尔 (Meg O’Neill) 试图简化公司架构并降低债务水平之际。
奥尼尔表示：“北海对于英国的能源系统依然至关重要。然而，随着我们优化投资组合并将资本导向最高价值的机会，我们相信我们的北海业务作为另一家公司的一部分将处于更好的位置。”
她表示，英国将在 BP 的未来中“继续发挥重要作用”，并补充道：“我们为我们创造的就业机会、对英国经济做出的贡献以及为保持能源流动所做的工作而感到自豪。”
BP 涉足北海可追溯至 1964 年，当时该公司获得了首个英国北海勘探许可证。该公司在 1965 年的冬季发现了西索尔 (West Sole) 气田，随后在 1970 年在该地区发现了最大的油田——巨大的四十号油田 (Forties field)。
昨天在谢菲尔德发言时，安迪·伯纳姆表示，他会对石油和天然气采取“务实”态度，关于新钻探的决定将在“适当的时候”做出。
工党 2024 年的大选宣言排除了发放新许可证的可能性。
投资与交易平台 IG 的首席市场分析师克里斯·博尚普 (Chris Beauchamp) 将 BP 的北海出售描述为一个分水岭时刻。
“当 BP 不愿意留下来观察新政府是否能为英国的能源政策注入新活力时，这说明了很多问题，”博尚普说。
“显然，BP 认为在需要开发新能源领域的紧迫时刻，这会耗时太久，而等待白厅 (Whitehall) 采取行动并非对资源的审慎利用。”
能源大臣米娅塔·法恩布勒 (Miatta Fahnbulleh) 表示，她正就 BP 的计划与该公司保持密切联系。
BP 一直在削减其在英国的风险敞口。今年 5 月，该公司宣布计划出售英格兰东北部两个大型碳捕集与封存项目的股份。该公司表示，将保留其英国航空燃料分销业务、零售站点、驻英国交易台及其伦敦总部。
1964 BP 获得首个英国北海许可证的年份，从而导致了重大油气田的发现。
来自 Fen Peas（一个由 60 名林肯郡农民组成的团体）的弗朗西斯表示，苏格兰的种植者（约占英国豌豆产量的五分之一）预计将获得平均收成。
弗朗西斯说，种植者正在研究不同的品种，例如那些在南欧使用且更适应高温的品种，不过农民还需要援助以投资更多的蓄水设施，以帮助他们应对未来。
与此同时，英国最大超市的负责人已致信安迪·伯纳姆，称野火和极端天气对英国的粮食安全构成威胁。包括乐购 (Tesco)、圣 Sainsbury's、Waitrose 和 Aldi 在内的 100 多个组织（以及食品制造商和批发商）呼吁政府将粮食系统作为国家优先事项，并减少对进口的依赖。
在整个欧洲，从小麦、马铃薯到番茄和橄榄的各类作物正遭受干旱、火灾和极端高温的袭击。
向餐厅和餐饮公司供货的批发商 Nationwide Produce 主席蒂姆·奥马利 (Tim O’Malley) 表示：“情况比公众意识到的更糟糕。我们的水快用完了。”
他补充说，叶菜类蔬菜、西兰花和结球生菜等田间作物受影响最严重。从 5 月、6 月以及整个夏季，这些作物通常采购自英国。但奥马利（O’Malley）表示：“上周我们采取了一个非常不寻常的举措，重新转向西班牙。那里虽然天气炎热，但他们更习惯在这种条件下耕种。”
番茄的生产也开始受到高温影响，导致果实较小且受损。在一年中的这个时候，英国的大部分番茄是从荷兰和比利时进口的。
约克郡的胡萝卜种植者罗杰·霍布森（Rodger Hobson）表示，今年是“我们所经历的最糟糕的一年”，并补充说作物正在“在根部枯萎”。
霍布森每年通常生产约 30,000 吨胡萝卜，相当于英国总产量的约 4%。尽管胡萝卜仅在少数地区生长，但英国消费的胡萝卜几乎全部（97%）由本土生产。
“任何（温度）超过 25°C 就会进入停滞状态，任何超过 30°C 基本上就开始死亡。我们能做的就是不断浇水，”霍布森说道。
“北海是至关重要的国家资产，我们将采取务实的方法，承认石油和天然气在未来多年内仍将是我们能源组合的一部分，”她表示。“我的优先级是确保工人和当地社区在这次销售过程中得到保护。”
自北海钻探开始以来，截至 2024 年底，英国大陆架已生产 47.7 bn 桶油当量 (boe)。
北海转型局估计，截至 2024. 年底，北海还剩下 2. bn boe 的英国石油和天然气储量。此外，估计还有 6. bn boe 的或有资源——即已知矿床中可回收但尚未准备好进行商业开发。估计的“潜在资源”——定义为在已绘制的导向和前景中尚未钻探、但潜在可回收的资源——为 4. bn boe。
如果能源公司认为商业上可行，且获得政府批准，这些储量有可能被开采。
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气候危机
杰森·伯克 (Jason Burke) 勒波尔日 (Le Porge) B
到正午时分，到了休息时间。 气温约为 35°C，空气中弥漫着灰烬、焦炭和烧焦木材的刺鼻气味。在勒波尔日体育中心外，枯萎的草地和沙地上缩小的阴影中摆放着桌子，200 名男子和少数几名女性聚集在这里。消防员、士兵、警察、宪兵、官员、急救队伍、林务员和志愿者们肩并肩地坐着，面前摆着香肠、牛排和土豆盘。
波尔多西部的林地。 尽管最终得到了控制，但每天仍有零星爆发，使应急服务部门以及前来援助的数百名业余人员达到了极限。
“我们已经转危为安，但我们非常、非常疲惫。我们已经超越了我们认为可能的极限，”一名在勒波尔日的资深消防员说道，他在不到一分钟的时间里喝掉了一升水。“我们曾凝视着深渊。”
在头顶上方，三架载有巨大水箱和阻燃剂的飞机低飞向新的火点。一架无人机在附近嗡嗡作响，由消防队派出，用热成像摄像机探测潜行的地下火灾——当地媒体将其描述为“僵尸火”——这威胁到在接下来的几天、几周和几个月内再次陷入混乱。
“我们 从未见过 类似的情况…… 今年的 情况 完全是 异常的”
马夏尔·扎尼内蒂 (Martial Zaninetti) 市长
森林依然完好，高耸的松树在绿色的队列中紧密排列。而在其他地方，直到视线所及之处，一切都已化为灰烬。
46 岁的雷米·波西翁（Remy Bossion）家中在火灾中受损，他表示：“现在我们都靠肾上腺素支撑，但危机过去后，那才是真正困难的时候。那时我们会痛哭。”他正协助在剩余的森林中开辟 200 米宽的防火隔离带，以减缓未来任何可能的火灾蔓延。
本周末，法国其他地区的火灾也带来了类似的破坏，尽管规模较小。在瓦尔地区，乔治和 Amal Clooney 夫妇因附近发生山火而被迫撤离家中。在巴黎郊外的枫丹白露森林、科西嘉岛以及第戎附近，火焰依然在威胁着。
在西班牙，2026 年的累计火灾次数创下了新纪录。在希腊，三名消防员在克里特岛殉职，数千名游客从度假胜地撤离。
科学家表示，气候变化模型早已预测到此类极端天气，不过某些灾难爆发的时间似乎比预期更早，强度也更大。“夏天还有一个月或更久。我们需要雨，大量的雨，”勒波日的一名资深消防员说道，由于未获授权与媒体交谈，他要求匿名。
法国领导层一直试图安抚担忧的社区，并避免政治危机。新阿基坦大区和吉龙德省（包括勒波日在内）的省长苏菲·布罗卡斯（Sophie Brocas）在周四晚上表示：“我们正逐渐恢复正常。”总统埃马纽埃尔·马克龙上周表示，在法国仍处于“全面战斗”状态时，现在还不是分析教训的时候。
没有人怀疑这场特大火灾的规模（它一度蔓延至波尔多郊区），但关于其起因以及灭火资源的可用性问题则存在激烈争议。
在勒波日的临时食堂用餐的居民中，有一位名叫尼古拉斯·迪·多梅尼科（Nicolas Di Domenico）的公共工程承包商。他是通过在索莫斯村附近工作的电工得知火灾的，对方打电话称，工人们在清理高压电缆时，一台故障机器产生的火花引发了火灾。
46 岁的迪·多梅尼科说：“那是短路或类似的情况，由于天气极其干燥，瞬间就全部被点燃了。那里的伙计们尝试使用灭火器，但火势太猛了。我的员工基本上是拼命逃跑，等消防队赶到时，火势已经非常巨大了。”
大火最初令消防员措手不及，他们难以进入火势蔓延的深林区域。在六小时内，火势蔓延了近 4 英里，抵达勒波日市郊。次日清晨，当局决定进行撤离。
“当局本应该停止森林中的所有工作。有人搞错了优先顺序，”迪·多梅尼科说。
勒波日及其他地区的人们指责当地政府在火灾前“昏睡”，随后未能足够快地投入充足资源。许多人质疑，法国老旧的消防飞机机队为何没有被更换或得到充分加强。
CGT 工会消防部门负责人塞巴斯蒂安·德拉武（Sébastien Delavoux）表示：“我们长期以来一直担心这一点，且特别是自 2017 年起就一直在就飞机问题发出警告。今年夏天表明，法国消防员的承受能力已达到了极限。”
勒波日市长称此次事件尽管多年来一直有警告，但仍无法预见，该市损失了 20% 的住房。他表示：“今年的情况完全是异常的。我们从未……”
▲ 莱日-卡普费雷 (Lège-Cap-Ferret) 的消防员。
这场危机让各团队精疲力竭。
“从未见过这样的景象，”马夏尔·扎尼内蒂 (Martial Zaninetti) 说道。“你总可以说：还不够，我们的资源不足，飞机不够，或者其他什么，但这次的规模完全超出了我们之前的所有认知。”
周三晚上，在受火灾影响最严重地带边缘的一个基地里，资深消防员们聚集在一辆消防车侧面贴着的地图周围听取简报。资深的部门指挥官们被太阳晒得皮肤通红，手里拿着笔记本，等待接接夜间任务。年轻的团队成员们仍穿着阻燃工作服，满身烟灰，看着上级用黑色幽默和袋装糖果互相问候。
“还好吧，我的小鸡？准备好再干一个晚上了吗？别让你压力太大，”一名官员在结束 12 小时轮班时对接班人开玩笑道。“你已经在计划假期了？”对方回应道。
有人表示，这场斗争正从动态且危险的“机动战”转向漫长而缓慢的“消耗战”。
“刚开始我们处于防御状态，但现在火势不再蔓延了，”他说道。“但仍有许多零星的火点让我们奔波，在每个人都精疲力竭时，这很艰难。所以动员状态依然是全面的。”
在穿过朗德 (Landes) 松林的漫长公路上，原本的夏季旅游车流被消防车、救护车、警车车队以及各种杂乱的农业水罐车、安装了集装箱的货车以及载着连接花园软管的油桶的皮卡车所取代。有些车辆为消防车运水，让消防员无需离开火点去补水。其他车辆则在路边或新开辟的防火隔离带上喷水，这些隔离带在森林中留下了宽阔的白色伤疤。
在受灾最严重的区域，志愿者们在一个由帆船俱乐部设立的临时抽水站填充容器。
51 岁的阿尔芒·法尔热亚 (Armand Fargeas) 在拉卡诺 (Lacanau) 的内陆湖为游客经营游览行程，他表示：“真正伟大的是，每一代人都参与其中。我们在政治上可能并不一致，但这种团结精神令人惊叹。”
现在，酒店和露营地都空了，小酒馆也关了。一排排桨板和船只停靠在岸边。“我们希望游客能回来。这是一场灾难，”74 岁的安妮-玛丽·纳尔杜 (Anne-Marie Nardou) 在给法尔热亚及其朋友递水果和饮料时说道。
在约 200,000 名被迫离开家园的人中，部分人获准返回。周五，波尔多的一座展览馆内的疏散人员开始撤离，尽管许多人仍在等待许可。数万人仍住在朋友、亲戚家或酒店中。
55 岁的弗雷德里克·法鲁吉亚 (Frederic Farrugia) 是一名来自莱日 (Lège) 村的财务顾问，他通过家中的监控摄像头看着消防队努力挽救这座建筑。火焰最终被击退，尽管 50 米外的房屋被摧毁。他的妻子塞芙琳 (Severine) 在凌晨 2 点被宪兵唤醒，在带着他及其猫咪逃离时拍下了一张炼狱般的照片，这让一位好心人提供了临时住所。
“我们当时在双车道公路上，火焰像一面墙一样在路边。有点像世界末日，”法鲁吉亚说道。“我认为现在法国人会意识到气候正在变暖，而我们必须做出反应。”
在拉考诺（Lacanau）以及其他地方，许多人都谈到了气候危机带来的明显影响。木匠安东尼·勒格朗（Anthony Legrand）表示，几十年来他见证了巨大的变化：潮汐缩小了迷人海滩的宽度，出现了绿藻以及频发的火灾。“你可能会认为这将是一个警告，但没有人关注，”他说。“这次情况也会一样。他们的记忆力就像金鱼一样短。”
在勒波尔日（Le Porge），市长表示“目前最糟糕的时期已经过去”，但现在以及未来几年，再次发生特大火灾的风险仍然很高。
扎尼内蒂（Zaninetti）表示：“目前，我们需要新的避难所、衣服、保险、法律支持、医生和心理学家。但这是一个长期问题。除非我们找到另一种与森林共存的生活方式，否则这种情况将会再次发生。”
女儿称父母 并未无视指令
Helena Horton
一对在西班牙山火中丧生的英国夫妇的悲痛女儿，正呼吁外交大臣埃德·米利班德 (Ed Miliband) 从西班牙政府那里获得答案，询问为什么她的父母没有更早地被告知撤离。
居住在阿尔梅里亚 (Almería) 贝达尔 (Bédar) 的皮特·吉兰 (Pete Gillam) 和弗兰·吉兰 (Fran Gillam) 在 7 月中旬逃离家园时，因一场山火席卷村庄而丧生。他们是火灾中遇难的 13 人之一，其中许多人在逃离时死在车内。来自诺丁汉郡 (Nottinghamshire) 的 42 岁丹妮尔·克顿 (Danielle Kirton) 在父母去世后的几周里一直致力于寻找答案。
尽管火灾警报在下午 4.30pm 响起，但撤离指令直到三个多小时后才发出。克顿表示，这一指令是由一名单独的警察在“疯狂地在一家家房屋之间开车”时传达的，而西班牙官方的紧急警报系统（该系统会在手机上发出响亮噪音并警告人们撤离）并未被启用。
“我母亲在晚上 6.45pm 给我发了一段视频，显示火灾距离他们居住的地方还有相当一段距离，”克顿说。“她听起来并不担心。随后她在 7.53pm 给我发了一条消息，说他们已经撤离了。”
然而，撤离的决定做出得太晚，导致了悲剧。“他们在邻居的私家车道上停下来，向邻居大喊他们需要撤离，但随后他们就被困住了，因为火势已经跳过了道路的两侧。”
尽管西班牙和法国其他地方也在发生山火，但目前没有进一步的平民伤亡，而她父母居住的小村庄则有 13 人遇难。
她说她的母亲已经收拾好行囊，准备好撤离。“她只是在等待被告知怎么做，”克顿说。
西班牙政客声称遇难者无视了指令。“我的父母并没有无视指令。我的父母对于西班牙语的指令不会有任何问题。我的父母听从了原地避难的建议，直到后来被告知需要撤离。他们沿着正确的路线——也是他们唯一的路线——前往撤离点。在面对悲剧时指责受害者是一种软弱且懦弱的行为。”
外交部和安达卢西亚 (Andalusian) 政府已被联系以寻求评论。
国家 主题
且随着多瑙河与莱茵河 水位降至历史新低， 被掩埋的骸骨重新现世
气候危机
Deborah Cole 柏林
中欧和东欧大片地区的极端高温和干旱，导致多瑙河和莱茵河的部分地区水位降至历史最低水平，严重打击了航运、能源生产和旅游业。
气候紧急状态加剧的极端条件，使从荷兰到黑海的欧洲水道干涸，引发了复合型危机。
匈牙利和罗马尼亚在历史上首次不得不关闭通常由多瑙河冷却的核反应堆。在匈牙利，拥有 44 年历史的帕克斯 (Paks) 核电站（供应该国近一半的电力）自周一来一直削减产量。
总理彼得·马加亚尔 (Péter Magyar) 表示，帕克斯电站的运行能力不足 50%，预计将在下周完全停电。由于多瑙河水位预计将维持在过低无法重启的水平，停机状态可能会持续数周。
“能源危机局面可能会从周一开始出现，”他在 X 上发布道。“需要采取协调措施并保持克制，以避免更严重的后果。我们寄希望于每一个人！”
▲ 7 月中旬，罗马尼亚克勒勒拉希 (Călărași) 附近干涸的多瑙河边，牛群坐在沙丘上。
摄影：OVIDIU MICSIK / 路透社
罗斯恩·多布雷夫 (Rossen Dobrev) 保加利亚渔民
他表示，匈牙利最大的燃气发电厂（位于 Százhalombatta）发生故障，加剧了电网短缺。
匈牙利当局已要求公民在晚间高峰时段减少能源使用，包括避免为电动汽车充电以及关闭空调；同时，汽车制造商和电池制造商被命令削减电力和水资源消耗。
在罗马尼亚，当局本周早些时候出于安全原因关闭了切尔纳沃德 (Cernavod) 电厂的一个反应堆单元，并宣布第二个单元将在不久后关闭。
总理伊利·博洛詹 (Ilie Bolojan) 表示，停机可能会持续一到两周，并同样敦促罗马尼亚人在晚间减少电力消耗。
流经 10 个国家的多瑙河在部分地区水位降至前所未有的低点，露出了岩石、沉船、一枚第二次世界大战时期的炸弹，甚至还有一头长毛象的遗骸。保加利亚北部里亚霍沃 (Ryahovo) 村的一名居民在河床中发现了这头冰河时代巨兽的骨骼，附近鲁塞 (Ruse) 镇地区历史博物馆的专家随后赶来调查这一罕见发现。
上周，布达佩斯当局在玛格丽特桥 (Margaret Bridge) 基部因水位下降而露出一枚战争时期的炸弹后，关闭了该桥。
布达佩斯的游船被迫在河流上游停靠，观光巡游活动被取消。根据匈牙利交通与投资部的说法，货船运营几乎陷入停滞。
预计多瑙河在未来几天将进一步退潮，且预报中没有显著降雨，预计该地区气温将超过 38 摄氏度。
从斯洛伐克、匈牙利到更东边的罗马尼亚和保加利亚，船只无法满载在水路航行，且面临长时间等待。
在连接保加利亚和罗马尼亚的维丁-卡拉法特大桥 (Vidin-Calafat Bridge)，保加利亚人表示他们失业了，因为低水位使他们的船被困在岸上。
“它从未干涸得如此严重，”渔民罗斯恩·多布雷夫告诉法新社 (Agence France-Presse)，“现在我们甚至可以一路走到罗马尼亚。”
德国 WSV 航运局表示，受热浪和长期干旱天气影响，德国莱茵河的水位在昨天也降至接近历史最低点。
浅水迫使船舶的货物量减少至正常载重量的约 20%。
莱茵河是谷物、矿物、矿石、煤炭和石油产品（包括汽油）的关键运输动脉，这为欧盟最大经济体中的公司造成了潜在的瓶颈。
荷兰官员表示，莱茵河在流入荷兰的交汇处已降至有记录以来的最低水平，且预计将进一步退潮。
自 7 月中旬以来，荷兰一直遭受官方认定的水资源短缺，导致全国大部分地区实施使用限制，尤其是农业领域。
在塞尔维亚，数百艘小船和数十艘货船在北部城市诺维萨德 (Novi Sad) 附近的干涸河岸上搁浅。
一名经营河上游览项目的船屋所有者拉多万·塞格特 (Radovan Segrt) 告诉美联社 (Associated Press)，多瑙河的水位已从岸边退后约 15 到 20 米 (50 到 65 英尺)。
“就乘船而言，夏季旅游季节现在已经结束了，”塞格特说。
额外报道 法新社 (Agence France-Presse)、 美联社 (Associated Press) 和路透社 (Reuters)
西班牙首相向否认者传达直白信息
Sam Jones 马德里
就在四年多前，西班牙首相佩德罗·桑切斯 (Pedro Sánchez) 访问了西南部埃斯特雷马杜拉地区 (Extremadura) 的一个小镇，该镇当时正受到一场山火的影响，而这场火灾已在全国范围内吞噬了数万公顷的土地。
那个夏季的烈火导致北部的卡斯蒂利亚-莱昂 (Castilla y León) 地区两人死亡；那里还有一名男子在试图挖掘防火隔离带以保护小镇时，被他所操作的挖掘机连同自身一起吞噬，不幸丧生。在马德里，一名街道清洁工在那个夏季的高温环境下工作时，因中暑昏迷身亡。试图救他的急救人员记录到，他的体温达到了 41.6C (107F)。
“我想把这件事说得很清楚，”首相 2022 年那一天在埃斯特雷马杜拉告诉记者们，“气候变化在杀人：正如我们所见，它在杀死人们；它还在杀死我们的生态系统、我们的生物多样性，并且在摧毁我们作为社会所珍视的一切——我们的房屋、我们的企业，以及我们的牲畜。”
本周——在 2026 年前七个月已有超过 180,000 公顷 (444,790 英亩) 土地被山火吞噬的背景下——他再次重复了同样的直白警告。
“气候紧急状态在杀人，”他在周一表示。“这就是为什么仅仅应对其后果（我们确实在这么做）是不够的；我们必须做的是减少其诱因，预判其影响，并因此更好地准备我们的国家，以保护人们的生命。”
正如他在批评以色列在加沙的行为以及唐纳德·特朗普在伊朗的战争，以及捍卫移民带来的益处时，是最为激进的欧洲领导人之一时，桑切斯在谈论气候紧急状态时也同样使用了简单的语言。
这或许并不令人惊讶：作为处于全球升温最快的大陆南缘的国家，西班牙在气候紧急状态的影响面前正变得越来越脆弱，无论是干旱、沙漠化、异常的天气模式、强降雨还是山火。
▲ 佩德罗·桑切斯访问西班牙中部阿维拉 (Ávila) 遭火灾袭击的地区
人们对这场危机规模日益扩大的认识，以及或许是个人的亲身经历，正变得越来越普遍。根据西班牙国家研究机构研究研究中心 (Centre for Research Studies) 2024 年 12 月发布的一项调查，84% 的西班牙人认为气候紧急状态是“对人类福祉和地球健康的真实威胁”。
然而，尽管发生了洪水和火灾，政治上的共识却寥寥无几，反对党们拒绝了桑切斯关于建立“国家公约”以让西班牙应对气候紧急状态的计划。
周一，西班牙保守派的人民党 (PP) 指责政府利用气候危机的“咒语”来掩盖其在自然灾害处理上的“管理不善”。除了声称桑切斯政府将气候问题利用作分歧议题外，人民党的发言人埃斯特·穆尼奥斯 (Ester Muñoz) 似乎还对人为驱动的气候危机这一观点提出了质疑。
“气候在改变，这是在人类和地球的历史上一直发生的事情——这是显而易见的，”她说。“现在的问题是，我们人类在面对这些变化时该如何行动？”
人民党在马德里地区的主席伊莎贝尔·迪亚斯-阿尤索 (Isabel Díaz Ayuso) 迅速要求中央政府介入并接管山火应对的总体控制权。但作为一名右翼民粹主义者，阿尤索质疑气候紧急状态的科学依据，并声称这是一个由“游说团体”和“共产主义者”推动的“议程”。
她的观点让人想起极右翼 Vox 党的看法，该党坚称目前的山火与气候紧急情况无关，完全是因为未能清理农村地区的过量植被以及未能投资于消防服务。
专家和气候科学家表示，火灾是由多种因素共同导致的：农村地区的荒废、大量高度易燃的干燥植被，以及由气候崩溃引发的热浪。
周三，Vox 党欧洲议员豪尔赫·布克萨德（Jorge Buxadé）试图通过发布一份据称是航空部官方文件的文件来推进该党的否认议程，该文件显示早在 20 世纪 50 年代，西班牙各地的观测站就记录到了超过 44 摄氏度的气温。西班牙国家气象局（Aemet）在社交媒体上回应称，该文件是伪造的。
Fiona Harvey 环境编辑
联合国昨日警告称，随着更强烈的厄尔尼诺天气系统占据主导，世界正处于“未知领域”，这加剧了部分地区的干旱天气以及其他地区的极端降雨。
联合国秘书长安东尼奥·古特雷斯表示：“驱动 [厄尔尼诺] 的太平洋海水从未在如此早的时候就如此温暖……而且温度仍在上升。”“[今年] 存在打破所有季节记录的风险，并将在全球范围内引发更严重的影响。我们正处于未知领域。”
他说：“两个月前，我警告说厄尔尼诺已经来到了我们的门口。现在它已经进入了屋内，并正在提高热度。”
古特雷斯呼吁各国政府在化石燃料方面采取行动。“厄尔尼诺正在增强——为已经因灼热的高压热穹顶、毁灭性的野火和记录级的海洋高温而燃烧的地球火上浇油。化石燃料正在煽风点火，加剧这场危机。扩张必须停止。”
他特别警告了工人们面临的风险。他说：“在世界每个地区，热浪正日复一日地夺走越来越多人的生命。它还使全球很大一部分劳动力面临风险，使数十亿人暴露在危险且通常威胁生命的条件下。”
根据世界气象组织 (WMO) 昨日发布的数据和预测，从本月到 10 月，厄尔尼诺系统将增强，这将导致全球气温升高，部分地区降雨增加，而其他地区则遭受干旱。
海洋热浪在今年令科学家们感到震惊，并且预计将进一步加剧：世界气象组织表示，多个地区的温度可能会超过正常值 2.9C。
季风减弱的风险也被重点提及，印度农民依赖季风带来的雨水，而预测显示“低于正常降雨量的概率增加”，这将增加印度洋盆地周围出现干旱、洪水和野火的风险。赤道非洲部分地区（非洲之角以西）、澳大利亚南部和东部、南美洲大部分地区以及北美地区也可能出现干燥条件。
预计南欧、中亚、非洲之角和南美洲东南部将出现高于正常水平的降雨量。
极端天气已经在今年夏天全球范围内造成破坏，英国在 5 月开始出现打破记录的热浪，法国和西班牙的野火摧毁了村庄，并导致数千人流离失所。
另外，研究表明，欧洲目前经历的极端天气以及干旱和野火可能性增加，已被气候危机“超强驱动”。
海水提前升温（比往年更早且水温仍在增加）导致人们预测将形成“超级厄尔尼诺”。世界气象组织并不使用这个词，但警告称，目前发展的天气系统可能比平时明显更强、更剧烈。昨日的预测是该组织的最新更新，涵盖 8 月至 10 月。
世界气象组织秘书长塞莱斯特·绍洛呼吁各国政府做好准备，以帮助在未来几个月内可能受到高温、干旱和潜在洪水影响的人们。
她说：“厄尔尼诺是世界上监测最密切的气候现象之一。但预测本身不能防止灾害，人才能。这次厄尔尼诺在前所未有的海洋热量和气温上升的背景下发展，为各国政府提供了……”
以及社区，拥有一个预判风险并在影响展开前采取行动的机遇窗口。
“我们今天做出的决定，将决定我们明天将面对的影响。”
Sarah Marsh 消费者事务记者
专家警告称，“蛋白质最大化”（proteinmaxxing）——一种消费者试图尽可能多地摄入蛋白质的趋势——可能会导致婴儿配方奶粉价格上涨。
乳清蛋白是婴儿配方奶粉的关键成分，随着健康专业人士强调蛋白质的益处，它在过去一年中的普及度激增。
乳清蛋白，婴儿配方奶粉的关键成分
此外，用于抑制食欲的 GLP-1 减肥药物的使用量增加，也带动了对浓缩乳清蛋白（通常见于蛋白奶昔和能量棒）的需求，因为使用者在减轻体重的同时希望维持肌肉量。
随着需求增长，价格也随之上升。全球市场情报平台 Expana 表示，纯度为 80% 的 80, 浓缩乳清蛋白在 2025 年 7 月的价格为每公吨 €11,733 (£10,0 50)，而现在已上涨至 €25,875 .
乳清蛋白被用于婴儿配方奶粉中，通过调整蛋白质比例来模拟人类母乳，并使其更易于消化。高乳清配方是专门为新生儿和一岁以下婴儿设计的。
业内人士警告说，由于婴儿配方奶粉制造商难以消化更高的原料成本，消费者可能很快就会感受到需求增长带来的影响。国家统计局的数据显示，过去一年婴儿配方奶粉的平均价格上涨了 56 便士，涨幅为 4.8%，一盒 750 克的平均成本现在为 £12.11，高于一年前的 £11.55。
英国独立公共健康营养慈善机构“第一步营养信托基金会”（First Steps Nutrition Trust）主任 Vicky Sibson 博士表示：“乳清蛋白是婴儿配方奶粉的主要成分，因此其价格的显著上涨可能会增加配方奶粉本身的价格。”她补充道：“我们从竞争与市场管理局 [CMA] 的报告中得知，婴儿配方奶粉制造商已经将任何投入成本的增加……
澳大利亚联合通讯社 (Australian Associated Press)
一名英国音乐人兼 YouTube 网红因涉嫌在澳大利亚珀斯的一家酒店暴力强奸一名粉丝而接受审判，现已被判三项性侵罪名不成立。
但陪审团判定说唱歌手 Yung Filly 在 2024 年 9 月一场演出后与一名 20 岁女性接触时，犯下两项袭击罪名。
他在西澳大利亚地区法院经历了为期八天的审理，数十名年轻粉丝出席了庭审。
他昨日被判定三项在未经同意的情况下对该女性进行性侵的指控不成立（共六项指控）。
此外，关于一项压迫其颈部导致呼吸困难的指控，以及一项导致身体伤害的袭击指控，陪审团也给出了无罪判决。
他将在稍后日期返回法院，届时将决定是否对上述指控进行重新审理。
巴里恩托斯 (Barrientos) 在与该女性见面时正处于他的首次澳大利亚巡演期间。巡演在珀斯开始，随后移至昆士兰州，他在那里被逮捕。
陪审员获悉，两人在珀斯的一家夜总会 VIP 区域相识。他们起初在酒店内发生了合意性行为。
检察官表示，在该女性发现巴里恩托斯将手机对准她并询问是否在录像后，巴里恩托斯在性交过程中变得具有攻击性。
据指控，袭击始于该说唱歌手反复啃咬该女性的面部和颈部。他还被指控啃咬其乳房，据称导致其右乳出现开放性咬伤和淤青。
健身者对蛋白质需求的增加推高了乳清蛋白的价格，并将其成本转嫁给消费者，包括在生活成本危机期间。
西布森 (Sibson) 表示，这令人极其担忧，因为“越来越多的证据表明，许多使用配方奶粉喂养婴儿的家庭发现其价格难以负担，而他们采取的应对策略——例如在奶粉中加水稀释——可能会造成危害”。
她表示，竞争与市场管理局 (CMA) 提出的一项解决方案是由政府实施强制性的价格或利润上限。“包括希腊在内的其他国家已有先例，而且这样做是有必要的，因为 CMA 的工作揭露了 50% 到 75% 之间的高利润率。不应允许公司以损害母亲和婴儿的健康为代价来保护其利润率。”
负责欧洲乳制品市场 Expana 的何塞·赛兹 (Jose Saiz) 表示：“总体而言，原材料成本的上涨已经导致许多乳制品和营养产品的消费者价格上涨，尽管成本转嫁的程度因市场和品牌而异。”
赛兹表示，一些婴儿配方奶粉制造商在过去六个月中调整了配方以减轻成本上涨的压力。“主要应对措施之一是增加脱盐乳清蛋白粉 90 (D90) 的使用，这是一种主要用于婴儿配方奶粉的原料。”
D90 移除了 90% 的矿物质，有助于制造商在提供蛋白质和乳糖的同时，达到所需的乳清蛋白与酪蛋白比例。然而，随着更多生产商的切换，需求急剧增加，也推高了 D90 的价格。
赛兹补充道：“婴儿配方奶粉制造商报告称，在现有的零售价格水平下，目前的乳清蛋白高价在经济上已不可持续。许多人认为，除非原材料成本降低，否则最终必然会进一步提高消费者价格。”
鲁达库巴纳 被指控 袭击 监狱工作人员
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警方表示，因 2024 年在一次泰勒·斯威夫特主题舞蹈活动中谋杀三名女孩而被判终身监禁的索斯波特杀手阿克塞尔·鲁达库巴纳 (Axel Rudakubana) 被指控袭击监狱工作人员。
2024 年 7 月 29 日，当时 17 岁的鲁达库巴纳在默西赛德郡的索斯波特发起疯狂的砍刀袭击，杀死了 6 岁的 Bebe King、7 岁的 Elsie Dot Stancombe 和 9 岁的 Alice da Silva Aguiar。
来自兰开夏郡班克斯的鲁达库巴纳在袭击中造成 10 人受伤：其中包括其他 8 名儿童，以及课程指导员 Leanne Lucas 和一名试图解除其武装的商人 John Hayes。
袭击发生后，全国各地出现了数日的骚乱。鲁达库巴纳在去年审判前不久承认杀人，被判处最低 52 年监禁。
大都会警察局昨天表示，现年 19 岁的鲁达库巴纳被指控涉嫌 2025 年 5 月发生的一起企图造成严重身体伤害事件，以及在两天前袭击一名紧急工作人员。
他还被指控在监狱中持有攻击性武器，以及在 2025 年 10 月袭击一名紧急工作人员，并将于 9 月 11 日在威斯敏斯特治安法院出庭。
在被认定无法在监狱环境中被安全管理后，鲁达库巴纳最近从监狱被转移到了最高安全级别的精神病院布罗德摩尔 (Broadmoor)。受害者家属将此次转移描述为一种“操纵体制”的企图。
位于伯克郡克劳索恩的布罗德摩尔是英格兰三家高安全级别精神病院中最古老的一家。鲁达库巴纳被转移至布罗德摩尔并不影响其 52 年的刑期。
面部。检方称，共识性行为在此时停止，从而引发了六项未经同意的性侵入指控。
巴里恩托斯承认在未经同意的情况下咬了该女性。他称之为“情咬”，并表示这涉及吮吸和舌头动作，且他的牙齿与该女性的皮肤发生了接触。法院出示了该女性面部和颈部有大面积瘀伤以及右乳有咬伤的照片。
巴里恩托斯出生于哥伦比亚，在伦敦南部长大。他曾出演过 BBC 的名人版《烘焙大赛》，并主持过约会节目《热门房产》(Hot Property)。在审判期间，他的一些粉丝在 TikTok 上发布了在法庭内非法录制的图像，导致法官禁止他们进入主法庭。
婚纱 进入 摇滚新时代
下方：一件由 Susie Cave 设计的礼裙
如果说婚礼日让人想到的是一位身穿巨大白色礼裙的新娘，那么在不久的将来，走在婚礼通道上的风格可能会让你觉得有些不同。无论是通过名人效应还是新品牌的推动，婚纱正进入一个更具实验性的 era。
在去年 Charli xcx 与 1975 乐队鼓手 George Daniel 的婚礼上，新娘身着一件超短裙并佩戴了太阳镜。
两周前，模特兼网红 Gabbriette 与 1975 乐队主唱 Matty Healy 结婚，她画着哥特式妆容，穿着一件由 Matières Fécales 设计的带有臀垫的维多利亚风格礼裙；该品牌还曾为 Lady Gaga 和 Zendaya 设计服装，其品牌名称翻译过来就是“粪便”。
随后在本周，Emma Roberts 与演员 Cody John 结婚。虽然她的礼裙并不起眼，但覆盖在眼睛上的蕾丝面纱为她的重要日子增添了一抹艺术气息。
迎合“非传统”新娘的品牌数量正在增加。本周，伦敦时装周的常客 Dilara Findikoğlu——以华丽的紧身胸衣和对神秘学元素的引用而闻名——推出了她的标志性定制系列，简单地命名为“高级定制与婚纱”（Couture and Bridal）。此前，Vampire’s Wife 的创始人 Susie Cave 创立了 Weddings & Funerals 品牌，该品牌仅销售适用于这两个重大人生场合的白色和黑色礼裙。
Wed 也在追随这一趋势。该品牌由中央圣马丁学院毕业生 Amy Trinh 和 Evan Phillips 于 2019 年创立，销售符合“娇媚风”（coquette trend）的礼裙，以及超短裙和带有透明拼接设计的款式。
Gabbriette 在接受《Vogue》采访谈到她的婚纱时认为，“婚礼造型可以是任何你想要的样子”。Findikoğlu 对此表示赞同：“（女性）并不一定想在婚礼当天抛弃自己的个性。她们希望自己的婚礼造型感觉像是她们原本人格的延伸，而不是为了这一天变成一个完全不同的人。”
新的婚礼配饰？没在开玩笑，是“香烟蛋糕”
今年 Dua Lipa 结婚时，为宾客准备的点烟烟灰盘引发了广泛关注。Charli xcx 的婚礼上也出现了这些东西。
这正重新变得酷起来。那些“酷女孩”新娘不遵循传统规则。巧克力喷泉的时代已经过去了。
Ali 表示，越来越多的新娘渴望一个能成为谈资的蛋糕：“无论是婚礼还是派对，我们都在寻找一些个性化的、为我们量身定制的东西。我想对于烟民来说，那就是香烟蛋糕。” —— Lauren Cochrane
Liz Taylor 在 1964 年与 Richard Burton 的婚礼上选择了金丝雀黄；下方，Charli xcx 选择了超短裙。
摄影： HULTON ARCHIVE/ GETTY IMAGES; CHARLIXCX / TIKTOK
幼稚化、公主风的 传统观念竖起中指”
Bridget Dalton Truth Consulting
Dilara Findikoğlu 的高级定制与婚纱系列将撑骨胸衣与单色哥特时髦风相结合
摄影：DILARA FINDIKOĞLU
因此，这些礼服反映了 Findikoğlu 品牌其他产品的外观。“它们承载了我们的反叛精神，”她说道，“它们不像传统婚纱那样被打磨得完美无瑕。”
与此同时，Wed 品牌的灵感源于 Trinh 在结婚时找不到自己想穿的衣服。七年后，该品牌证明了市场中存在空白。“并不总是创意类人士，”Trinh 说道。
“我们有在科技领域工作的人，有律师，有在金融领域工作的人……他们知道自己喜欢什么，并且对自己非常自信。”
作家兼“拒绝之浪漫”（Rejection is Romantic）文学沙龙主持人 Emma Firth 表示，这些礼服反映了如今人们对婚姻的看法不再那么固定。“以前有一种感觉，就是你必须与一个人相处一段时间；如果你在 30 岁出头，那就是结婚的好时机。我认为我们已经摆脱了那种相当僵化的社会预期。”
非传统婚纱当然并不新鲜。Firth 指出，电影明星 Elizabeth Taylor 在 1964 年与 Richard Burton 结婚（第一次）时穿着黄色礼服，而 Yoko Ono 在 1969 年与 John Lennon 结婚时穿着运动鞋。
与此同时，品牌咨询公司 Truth Consulting 的未来趋势负责人 Bridget Dalton 提到了广播员 Zoe Ball，她在 1999 年结婚当天穿着破洞牛仔裤并拿着一瓶 Jack Daniel's 威士忌。
然而，2026 年的非传统新娘趋势出现在婚姻变得不那么普遍的时代。社会公正中心（Centre for Social Justice）2 月的一份报告发现，2023 年大约有 224,000 场婚姻——而 1970 年则有超过 400,000 场。在年轻人中，25 岁之前结婚的女性占 3.9%，男性占 2.1%，而 1975 年这两个比例分别为 81.8% 和 62.5%。
尽管这些设计师礼服的价格可能超出了潜在年轻新娘的承受范围，但非传统婚纱的兴起——以及像 Gabbriette 和 Charli xcx 这样更具摇滚风名人地举行婚礼——是否有可能让婚姻这一制度重新回到 Z 世代及之后人群的关注视野中？
Dalton 表示，这让女性能够兼顾两种立场：“关键在于摒弃那种甜腻的神圣感，向曾经那种将新娘憧憬幼稚化、公主风的传统观念竖起中指。”
但她补充道：“尽管如此，你仍然是一位新娘；你仍然处于传统的生态系统中。”
Trinh 和 Phillips 对任何名人成为女性大日子模版的情况保持警惕。“文化中有一种声音告诉你，如果你不穿那种风格，你的婚礼就不会很酷，”Phillips 说道，“而实际上，最酷的事情是当一位新娘穿上礼服，任何一件礼服，然后觉得‘这就是我’。”
对极简主义大师的 欢乐致敬
Tao of Glass 伦敦 @sohoplace ★★★★★
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一场没有发生（且从未被见到）的演出；一张破碎的咖啡桌；《易经》；莫里斯·桑达克（Maurice Sendak）；一个漂浮槽；《深度民主》（Deep Democracy）。
这些不过是被《玻璃之道》（Tao of Glass）深情地汇集在一起的零散碎片，编织成作家兼联合导演费利姆·麦克德莫特（Phelim McDermott）所称的“一场叙事挂毯——部分是音乐会，部分是表演”。
这部迷人的冥想之作在 2019 年的曼彻斯特国际艺术节首演，如今在伦敦首次亮相——尽管缺少了那个在其背后若隐若现、头发凌乱且表情阴沉的人物：作曲家菲利普·格拉斯（Philip Glass）。
麦克德莫特解释说，格拉斯的音乐一直是他生命中的一条“河流”。这位屡获殊荣的导演在青少年时期就产生了痴迷，当时他躺在卧室里循环聆听《格拉斯作品集》（Glassworks），后来通过轻微的“跟踪”（年轻的麦克德莫特在科文特花园的街道上跟随格拉斯）以及在作曲家歌剧中的专业合作，使这种痴迷具体化。
但正是他们从未共同完成的一场演出——对莫里斯·桑达克《深夜厨房》（In the Night Kitchen）的改编（因作者去世而夭折）——成为了麦克德莫特、三位操纵木偶者和四位音乐家进行一系列戏剧小品创作的催化剂，每段小品都配有格拉斯专门创作的曲目。所有这一切都围绕着格拉斯自己的问题展开：音乐从何而来？
这里的“音乐”可以读作艺术、灵感、生命。这是一出关于戏剧的戏剧，是一段独白，它利用了该类剧种的所有技巧和手段，将麦克德莫特（最初被发现坐在前排）从观众席变魔术般地移至舞台，从童年的好奇转变为成年后的创作者。如果这听起来像是在自说自话，那么它就忽略了创作的快感，以及凝聚在独白中的喜悦——它将一张手稿纸变成了一位披风的中国哲学家，将钢琴内部变成了纽约的天际线，将厨房用具变成了管弦乐队。这里有催泪戏，有破碎的第四面墙，甚至有惊吓时刻。应有尽有。
不要期待线性叙事。毕竟这是一次向格拉斯的致敬，麦克德莫特和联合导演克斯蒂·豪斯利（Kirsty Housley）的结构镜像了作曲家本人的风格：图像、姿势和主题在循环、回响、押韵，在重复中演进。看似荒诞的画面——比如麦克德莫特本人被乐谱和粘胶带覆盖——其实并非如此。没有一颗掉落的面包屑不指引我们回家，没有一颗播下的种子不发芽生长。
格拉斯的音乐是贯穿其中的河流——在《报纸》（Newspaper）中，它狂热地在锯齿状的打击乐床之上翻滚；在《莫里斯》（Maurice）中，它在缠绕的小提琴和单簧管中显得惆怅且向往。这位 89 岁的作曲家虽然可能不会像在曼彻斯特那样现身，但他以幽灵般的存在出现在《昏迷》（Coma，无剧透）中，堪称舞台魔术。《玻璃之道》询问我们音乐从何而来，但最终向我们展示了音乐能带我们去往何方。
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从知识竞赛到板球，我们是一个欺骗之邦吗？
当北约克郡一家当地板球俱乐部的涉嫌作弊丑闻登上全球头条时，这让许多人思考——这是否是一种非常“英式”的作弊方式？
在英国，板球被视为一项文雅的运动，因此作弊指控往往会引起巨大的反响。一段关于上周六索尔特本（Saltburn）二队与诺顿（Norton）二队比赛的视频已被观看超过 700 万次，因为观众注意到一名野手在击球手挥棒时在打响指。该野手被指控试图利用响指声误导裁判，使其认为球已触及球拍边缘，从而判定为接球出局。
这起丑闻被称为“点击门”（Clickgate），而那名野手被戏称为“点击基”（Clicky Ponting），尽管他的名字叫布莱恩。这个称呼是在模仿前澳大利亚板球队长里基·庞廷（Ricky Ponting）的名字，庞廷与此次作弊丑闻无关，唯一的联系是他的名字与“clicky”押韵。
在英格兰中部地区，曾发生过几起成为都市传说的作弊丑闻。最著名的一起可能是前英国陆军少校查尔斯·英格拉姆（Charles Ingram）被指控在《谁想成为百万富翁》节目中作弊夺冠。据称他与妻子及另一名参赛者共谋，后者在正确答案被提及之时咳嗽示意。他始终坚称自己清白。
英国体育在历史上推广了关于公平竞争和体育精神的业余理想，但许多典型的英国传统消遣活动却成为了作弊丑闻的温床。
▲ 查尔斯·英格拉姆少校在《谁想成为百万富翁》中作弊后被判处缓刑；上方图片中，史蒂夫·凯恩斯（左）在一名对手被指乘车抢跑后，失去了本应得的马拉松铜牌。他最终从史蒂夫·克拉姆手中获得了应得的奖项。
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伦敦警察厅表示，一名英籍阿塞拜疆国民在塞浦路斯被捕，涉嫌监视该岛上的一个英国空军基地并将信息传递给伊朗伊斯兰革命卫队。
警方在昨天的一份声明中表示，法律程序仍在进行中。
声明称，他是英国首次在海外开展的《国家安全法》调查中的被捕人员。该调查由反恐警察主导，针对去年 5 月 11 日至 6 月 22 日期间在阿克罗蒂里（Akrotiri）皇家空军基地发生的一系列事件。塞浦路斯警方未立即回应置评请求。
业余高尔夫球领域也出现了一波关于作弊的投诉。在一项针对 3,250 名以上高尔夫球手的调查中，超过 40% 的受访者报告称其俱乐部中存在“已知作弊者”。
即使是轻松愉快的操场游戏“击栗子”（conkers）也未能幸免于作弊指控。大卫·杰金斯（David Jakins）在自 1977 年起参赛后，于 2024 年首次获得年度冠军。但这位 82 岁的老人在获胜后被组织者搜身，发现其口袋中藏有一个金属复制品。他的对手称，自己的栗子被那个所谓的钢栗子“一击即碎”。杰金斯在随后的调查中被判定无罪。
巨型蔬菜种植比赛也面临着作弊指控，有人投诉种植者将商店购买的水果冒充为自家产品，甚至出现了向蔬菜注射水分以增加重量的丑闻行为。
一些在马拉松比赛中成绩好得离谱的跑者被指控抄近路。2011 年，桑德兰哈里尔队的罗布·斯隆（Rob Sloan）在基尔德马拉松（Kielder Marathon）中获得第三名。
或违反准则， 是因为他们认为 其他人也会这么做”
David Hugh-Jones 社会科学家
伦敦反恐警察部门负责人海伦·弗拉纳根（Helen Flanagan）表示：“此案表明，当英国军事基地据称成为敌对国家活动的目标时，我们能够在海外启用《国家安全法》。”该法案于 2023 年出台，旨在改革过时的《官方机密法》。
一名索尔特本（Saltburn）二队在接球位置的球员似乎在打响指，以模仿击球手击出外沿球。摄影：BEN MUMMERY / X
但由于被指控在部分路程中乘坐巴士，他被剥夺了冠军头衔。他声称自己没有作弊，但赛事组织者诺森伯兰水务公司（Northumbrian Water）表示，他已承认未能完成全程并已道歉。另一位跑者史蒂夫·凯恩斯（Steve Cairns）在原以为自己稳拿第三名却被告知仅获得第四名时感到震惊，随后他被授予了斯隆（Sloan）的铜牌。
2014 年，伦敦马拉松赛的组织者对一名跑者展开调查，该跑者被指控通过跳过护栏在路线上抄了 10 英里。他在后半程记录的时间比奥运冠军莫·法拉（Mo Farah）还要快。
但英国人更倾向于作弊吗？社会科学家 David Hugh-Jones 告诉《卫报》：“某些人的作弊频率确实高于他人——例如年轻人——而且事实确实是，在激励性实验中，我们经常发现不诚实程度存在国家间的差异。英国和其他北欧 / 新教国家的测试得分通常相对较高 [即作弊相对较少]，这当然使得此类新闻更令人震惊。”
他补充道：“人们经常作弊或违反准则，是因为他们认为其他人也会这么做。因此，这也许是对‘绅士运动’中标准下降的一种悲哀反映。”
朴次茅斯大学经济犯罪高级讲师 David Shepherd 博士表示，公平竞争和诚实的准则可能正在被削弱，因为某些政治人物认为规则不适用于他们。他说：“世界领导人们撒谎和作弊，却因此被崇拜。LinkedIn 上充斥着‘看我’式的夸张之词和彻头彻尾的谎言。它告诉我们，这是获得成功的有效途径。社交媒体影响者在撒谎。他们告诉我们，这是值得追求的事情。”
世界杯可能会传播“作弊是正常现象”的观念。Shepherd 表示：“足球运动员公开作弊。他们倒地时像中弹一样，而一旦获得点球，又神奇地弹了起来。”
他说，体育队伍有一种避免作弊丑闻的方法：“但有一点，女性比男性更诚实。因此，如果板球队由男女共同组成，作弊现象会减少。”
……前往阿克罗蒂里（Akrotiri）的设施。不久之后，英国表示该基地将不包含在与美国关于使用英国基地的防御协议中。
同样在 3 月，据报道伊朗向印度洋迪戈加西亚（Diego Garcia）的一座英美军事基地发射了两枚弹道导弹，但均未击中目标。
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真菌侦探 成为 社交媒体 红人
阿尔弗雷德·德鲁蒙德-赫德曼 (Alfred Drummond-Herdman) 可能是英国唯一一个会出于好意收到邮寄动物粪便的人。他在爱丁堡的卧室里到处都是这些东西：衣柜和橱柜里的衣服被清空，取而代之的是饲养牛粪、松鸡粪便和兔子粪便的生态缸和塑料容器。
“我的室友非常体谅我，”他承认道。
但从这些容器中生长出来的东西，让这位 27 岁的见习律师成为了社交媒体上的自然历史 sensation：色彩鲜艳的真菌扭曲生长，他在其发育过程中每 30 秒拍摄一次，制作成延时摄影视频，被全球数百万观众观看。
墨渍伞 (Inkcaps)、野葱属 (fieldcaps) 和 拟小盘菌 (ascobolus)（外观有点像藤壶）都生长在他收集的粪便中，其中包括两个他正式鉴定出的新物种——且更多物种即将揭晓。这些非凡的图像让我们得以罕见地洞察这个围绕在我们所有人身边、但极少有人能见到的世界。
德鲁蒙德-赫德曼是一位自学业余分类学家。在疫情期间，当他在斯特灵 (Stirling) 边缘的奥希尔山 (Ochil Hills) 散步时，被生长在粪便上的真菌（已知为食粪真菌 coprophilous fungi）所吸引。
像许多其他草食动物一样，粪便中含有数以千计的真菌孢子，它们在被排出体外的瞬间就立即开始竞速结实并产生蘑菇。
“在苏格兰的一个夏天，我偶然发现一些牛粪上长满了各式各样的蘑菇。简直像一片森林。太诡异了，你绝对不会错过它。我上网去鉴定它们，那真的就是我从此深陷其中的开始，”他说道。
根据邱园 (Kew) 的估计，全球（包括英国在内）至少有 2 million 种真菌等待被发现。在爱丁堡的卧室里，德鲁蒙德-赫德曼正发挥自己的作用，在论坛上与其他爱好者和专家合作，研究并鉴定英国的标本。
他在 Instagram 上吸引了超过 60,000 名粉丝，单篇帖子就能获得数百万次观看。最近的一篇视频是一个被称为“狗呕吐粘菌”的粘菌 (slime mould) 似乎在吞噬一只活蚂蚁。另一篇则是生长在鹿粪上的圆锥伞 (conecap mushroom)。
“我被这种诡异感以及反差深深吸引——比如牛粪这种任何人都不想花时间待在周围的东西，与真菌难以置信的美丽和复杂性之间的反差。通常当你在野外看到这些东西时，你只能捕捉到它们生命周期中的一个快照。而延时摄影则展现了全过程。”
通过网络摄像头，德鲁蒙德-赫德曼向我展示了他的显微镜工作站以及卧室周围的容器，并解释说，这些粪便箱没有味道，因为它们是由草食动物产生的，大部分是未消化的植物。他表示，希望他的视频能启发人们更加欣赏英国的自然保护，尤其是真菌。
“I am trying to shout about them in the right way. The whole point of this is not to name a random species that 10 people read about in a journal. I want to show that taxonomy is the frontline of biodiversity research. Researching habitat loss and native species is nothing without it.” “我正尝试用正确的方式向人们宣传它们。这一切的重点并不是要命名一个只有 10 个人在期刊上读到的随机物种。我想证明分类学是生物多样性研究的最前线。如果没有分类学，研究栖息地丧失和本土物种将毫无意义。”
“如果你在野外看到这些，你只能捕捉到一个快照。延时摄影则展现了全过程。” ——阿尔弗雷德·德鲁蒙德-赫德曼
阿尔弗雷德·德鲁蒙德-赫德曼在显微镜下检查墨渍伞的菌褶。 摄影：EMILY WHITNEY / THE GUARDIAN
Chloe Mac Donnell
说到浴室必不可少的固定装置和配件，最常见的是浴缸和水龙头。但现在，一种全新的设计必需品正在兴起：小型冰箱。
这些冰箱被用来存放从美容产品到 GLP-1 药物的所有物品，且正变得越来越受欢迎，反映出健康产业和减肥药物如何重塑家庭的更广泛趋势。
爱塞克斯郡的豪华制冷设备制造商 Sub-Zero & Wolf 的营销经理 Emma Lewis 表示，在过去两年中，他们看到小型冰箱的需求量增长了 10 倍。
她说，客户要求将它们安装在任何地方，从套房浴室、步入式衣帽间到家庭办公室。
Lewis 将小型冰箱称为“饮料中心”，并指出它们最初被用于在家庭酒吧和健身房中冷藏饮品。但如今
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玛莎百货 (Marks & Spencer) 在其网站上引入 Ann Summers 的开裆裤，在网络上引发了愤怒，该新系列被冠以从“低俗”到“S&M”等各种标签。
近年来，这家英国最大的内衣零售商通过自己的产品销售多种截然不同的选择，范围从全包围内裤到丁字裤、经期内裤，以及可供佩戴造口者使用的产品。
它们更有可能存放面霜、补充剂罐、肠道健康饮品和注射药物。她表示：“将产品放在手边，比如在浴室里，比必须走到厨房冰箱那里要方便得多。这种便捷感正是人们想要的。”
在 Sub-Zero & Wolf，价格从惊人的 £5,000 起步，但这一趋势并不局限于大消费者。在二手网站 Gumtree 上，小型冰箱的平均价格为 £45，而 1 月至 6 月期间的搜索量增长了 85%。Gumtree 首席执行官 Nav Dhillon 表示，小型冰箱正在“走出学生宿舍和酒店客房，成为一种生活方式的消费”，而更温暖的天气进一步刺激了需求。
Smeg 以 £899 销售一款 38 升的复古风格紧凑版，而在线市场则充斥着各种彩色版本，甚至有价格低于 £30 的镜面选项。
皮肤科医生兼伦敦 Dr Haus Dermatology 诊所创始人 Ariel Haus 博士表示，实际上需要冷藏的护肤品数量有限。“对于少数几种活性成分来说，小型冰箱是‘有则更好’，而对于几乎所有其他产品来说，这只是个噱头。”
他指出，维生素 C 精华液和类维生素 A 物质（包括视黄醇和tretinoin 在内的维生素 A 衍生物）是应该冷藏的产品示例。他说：“像 L-抗坏血酸这样活性形式的维生素 C 在暴露于热量、光线和空气时极不稳定。一旦维生素 C 精华液氧化，它会变成黄色或棕色并失去效力，因此保持低温确实能延长保质期。”
类维生素 A 物质的表现与之相似。他说：“视黄醇和视黄醛在温暖条件下降解更快，因此冰箱可以帮助保持功效。”
对于减肥和 2 型糖尿病药物，存储方式取决于类型。NHS 在线指南建议，注射形式的 semaglutides（包括 Ozempic）和 tirzepatides（如 Mounjaro）在首次使用前应储存在 2 C -8 C 的冰箱中。一些益生菌补充剂和液体 omega-3 需要冷藏，但包装上应予以注明。
在 M&S 网站上，这些内裤与包括 Pour Moi 和 Calvin Klein 在内的内衣品牌排列在一起。
一名 M&S 发言人表示：“我们的‘M&S 品牌’战略旨在通过精心挑选的第三方品牌，为客户提供更多选择，这些品牌是对我们现有 M&S 产品线的补充。Ann Summers 是最近加入 M&S.com 的品牌之一，有助于扩大我们的内衣和睡衣产品范围。”
零售咨询公司 Savvy 的 CEO Catherine Shuttleworth 将此举视为更广泛战略的一部分。她表示：“他们开始引入品牌，将他们带入可能并非其核心的领域。而且……”
小型冰箱被用于存储药物以及护肤产品
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▲ 玛莎百货在线销售的 Ann Summers 开裆裤系列，与从全包围内裤、经期内裤到丁字裤的所有产品并列。这家零售连锁店销售内衣已有一个多世纪之久。
冰箱趋势并不容易适用于中等尺寸的浴室，且安全性应至关重要。根据英国电气法规，插座必须距离浴缸等水源至少 3 米。只有配备剩余电流设备（RCD）保护——一种防止人员触电的安全开关——的插座才是被允许的，并且必须由合格的电工安装。
根据全球健康研究所（Global Wellness Institute）的数据，英国的健康产业价值超过 £194bn。去年，英国美容委员会的美容价值报告发现，英国人首次在美容上的支出超过了观看足球比赛和去健身房的总和。因此，家用桑拿房、睡眠追踪器、LED面罩，以及现在的迷你冰箱，正成为常见的家庭配置。
至于什么不应该放进冰箱，Haus 表示，眼霜和面膜经常被误用。“冰过的眼霜会暂时收缩血管并减轻浮肿……但这种效果仅是美容层面的，且非常短暂，”他说。
无论他们是否销售任何开裆裤，我们都会讨论这件事。你可能也会讨论，或者上网搜索。你可能不会买那些裤子，但你会想：“我的内裤该换了。”
玛莎（Marks & Spencer）自 20 世纪 20 年代起就销售内衣，自 1947 . 起销售支撑胸罩。它是首家在 1965, 销售预缩水棉质内衣的零售商；到 1976 年，内裤成为了最大的出口产品——每年在国际市场销售近 400 万条。
时尚主导了款式，从 60 年代的“低腰款”（hip huggers）到 T 裤（thongs），后者在 2000 年代中期达到流行顶峰。
2016 , 年，该店每年销售 6000 万条内裤，巴西内裤取代了 T 裤。这种露出部分臀部的款式占据了这些销售额的 10% 。到 2021, 年，由于低腰牛仔裤的流行，T 裤再次回归。根据该零售商的网站，目前的畅销产品是五条装的白色全包围内裤。
作为该零售商在摆脱被视为更为“母亲化”形象的迹象，其报告称，2024 年 30 岁以下人群占内衣销售额的三分之一。
内衣支撑博物馆（The Underpinnings Museum）的研究员 Lorraine Topper 认为，针对开裆内裤的反应过于激烈，因为得益于极其丰富的产品系列，该店长期以来一直将性感款式与基础款一同上架。
“在内衣设计方面，玛莎一直追随时尚，”她说。“出于某种原因，当人们谈到他们的内衣时，脑海中浮现的是全包围内裤多条装，而不是例如 Rosie Exclusively 系列中精美的蕾丝设计。”
浴室冰箱必须符合英国电气法规，无论是嵌入式还是独立式型号，详见下方。
从摩洛哥进入 西班牙飞地 休塔，导致 多人死亡
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在估计有 50,000 名移民从摩洛哥进入这个微小领土后，至少有 57 人在试图抵达西班牙飞地休塔的过程中死亡。西班牙首相佩德罗·桑切斯（Pedro Sánchez）称此举为“对西班牙领土完整性的侵犯”。
这次大规模涌入在短短 24 小时内发生，使这座拥有 85,000 人的城市不堪重负，引发了马德里的政治危机，并招致其他欧盟国家的密集批评，包括要求暂停西班牙在申根自由移动区的成员资格。
昨天上午抵达休塔的桑切斯表示，他将利用所有可用资源。
在试图进入休塔或西班牙另一个北非飞地梅利利亚（Melilla）的海上人员，不能根据特殊规则被立即遣返。
桑切斯说：“在过去的几个小时里，这一消息在贩卖人口的黑手党网络中像野火一样蔓延，产生了我们昨天所经历的具有此类特征和规模的雪崩效应。”
桑切斯表示，将建立一个临时接收中心，以方便对没有合法居留西班牙权利的人员进行记录、登记、分诊并实施“快速”驱逐。他还表示，政府将在休塔的塔拉哈尔（Tarajal）海滩防波堤附近建立一道可见的屏障——一排浮标——以明确边界所在，从而遵守法院的裁决。
尽管西班牙政府称，周四和昨天凌晨约有 50,000 人跨境，但休塔总统认为人数约为 60,000 人。
▲ 人们聚集在与休塔接壤的夫奈德克（Fnideq）附近。在短短 24 小时内，多达 50,000 名移民进入了这座微小的西班牙飞地。
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“数千人， 包括儿童， 在公园里 露宿街头”
已向该飞地部署了更多警察和士兵，并表示截至昨天下午 6 点，已有超过 48,300 人自愿跨境返回摩洛哥。
此次最新事件规模远超 2021 年 5 月的上次大规模跨境行动，当时有 10,000 人在两天内利用摩洛哥放宽边境管制进入该领土。
那次跨境发生在马德里与拉巴特之间关系高度紧张之际，原因是西班牙决定允许西撒哈拉独立运动领导组织波利萨里奥阵线（Polisario Front）的领导人在西班牙接受新冠肺炎（Covid-19）治疗。摩洛哥和波利萨里奥阵线都声称对西撒哈拉拥有主权，该地直到 1975 年之前一直由西班牙统治，随后殖民当局将该领土移交给摩洛哥和毛里塔尼亚。
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发生了什么，在哪里发生的？ 摩洛哥与西班牙微型领土休达（Ceuta）之间的边境管制近日似乎失效，导致估计 50,000 人在混乱且危险的情况下跨境进入西班牙境内，造成数十人死亡。
抵达人数超过了休达常住人口的三分之二，周五该地正陷入一场人道主义危机。
西班牙内政部称，截至昨日傍晚，已有 48,300 多人返回到边境的摩洛哥一侧。
休达和梅利利亚（Melilla）——另一个位于北非地中海沿岸向东 250 英里的西班牙领土——构成了欧盟与非洲唯一的陆地边界。
休达自 1580 , 年起由西班牙占有，是基督徒和穆斯林混居地，其西班牙和摩洛哥居民及日雇工在相对和谐的环境中生活。摩洛哥官方不承认休达和梅利利亚为西班牙领土，且经常将其称为被占领土地。
为什么休达是移民冲突爆发点？ 对于寻求更好经济机会或逃离本国暴力的人来说，西班牙是进入欧洲的主要抵达点。休达和梅利利亚设有重兵把守，因为它们被视为那些试图从摩洛哥及非洲其他地区抵达西班牙的人的目的地。
许多抵达休达或梅利利亚的人会被立即遣返，但也有人被安置在收容所中，同时在西班牙申请政治庇护。
为了抵达休达，人们通常从摩洛哥城镇夫尼德克（Fnideq）游泳出发，路程约 3 英里。其他人则尝试从较近的贝柳内什（Belyounech）镇跨境。
在近几十年中，西班牙的整体移民人口显著增长。在 50 million 人的国家中，约有 10 million 人出生在海外。其中许多人来自哥伦比亚、委内瑞瑞拉和摩洛哥。
为什么这么多人能够成功跨境？ 目前尚不清楚。摩洛哥当局尚未发表声明，也不清楚他们为阻止跨境做了多少努力。
这次跨境可能与摩洛哥和阿尔及利亚之间的竞争，以及西班牙首相佩德罗·桑切斯（Pedro Sánchez）最近访问阿尔giers有关。
上一次大规模跨境发生在 2021, 5月，当时摩洛哥在……期间放宽了边境管制。
许多抵达休达的人曾支持波利萨里奥（Polisario）组织。桑切斯于 20 July 访问了阿尔giers——这是四年来西班牙政府首脑的首次此类访问——标志着与阿尔及利亚关系的解冻。
桑切斯于 20 July 访问了阿尔giers——这是四年来西班牙政府首脑的首次此类访问——标志着与阿尔及利亚关系的解冻。他将边境跨境事件归咎于人口贩子散布谣言，称西班牙最高法院最近的一项裁决规定，通过海路抵达的不正规移民不能被立即遣返。 安吉拉·吉乌弗里达 (Angela Giuffrida)
摩洛哥政府消息人士称，进入休达的人员激增是由“犯罪组织”造成的，并补充称拉巴特与西班牙的合作依然是“模范”的。
代表西班牙国民警卫队（Guardia Civil）官员（负责巡逻西班牙边境）的当地工人协会负责人拉希德·斯比希（Rachid Sbihi）将这种情况描述为一场“严重的人道主义危机”，称数千人（包括无人陪伴的儿童）被留在公园和人行道上睡觉，或在街道上游荡。
斯比希补充道，在死者中，许多人溺水，但有些人死于在塔拉哈尔（Tarajal）海滩尝试冲破防波堤围栏时的踩踏事件。
休达和梅利利亚拥有欧盟与非洲唯一的陆地边界。两座城市都会周期性地出现寻求抵达欧洲的人员尝试跨境激增的情况。
塞乌塔发生的事件导致其他一些欧盟国家发出了强烈的威胁或谴责。
在乔治亚·梅洛尼的极右翼政府要求暂停西班牙的申根区资格后，西班牙外交部长何塞·马努埃尔·阿尔瓦雷斯昨天召见了意大利驻马德里大使。
意大利外交部长安东尼奥·塔亚尼将此次局面归咎于桑切斯政府的决定，即通过一个现已关闭的计划，将超过 1 million 名无证移民和寻求庇护者的身份合法化。他表示，该计划激励了人口贩卖，且是“深深刻地错误的”。
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因西班牙决定允许西撒哈拉独立运动组织波利萨里阵线 (Polisario Front) 的领导人在西班牙治疗 Covid-19 而引发的外交争端。
摩洛哥和波利萨里阵线都对西撒哈拉主张拥有主权，该地直到 1975 年之前一直由西班牙统治，当时殖民当局将该领土移交给摩洛哥和毛里塔尼亚。
这场外交危机在 2022 年结束，当时马德里改变了长期以来的中立政策，支持摩洛哥关于西撒哈拉的计划——此举导致了马德里与支持波利萨里组织的阿尔及尔之间的外交裂痕。
局势并履行其在申根合作框架内的承诺”。
芬兰内政部长马里·兰塔宁 (Mari Rantanen) 表示，由于“西班牙完全未能保护申根区的外部边界”，所有欧盟国家都应支持意大利暂停其申根地位的建议。
然而，欧盟委员会在昨天晚些时候的一份声明中表示，休达 (Ceuta) 和梅利利亚 (Melilla) 受特殊的申根规则约束，禁止在区域内进一步移动。
欧盟移民专员马格努斯·布伦纳 (Magnus Brunner) 称该情况“不可接受”，并表示他正与西班牙当局保持密切联系。他还确认，从休达出发没有进一步的路线。
“对从休达和梅利利亚出发的人员进行的边境检查依然有效，”他说道。
在西班牙，反对党人民党呼吁桑切斯采取强硬应对措施，称周四晚上宣布的军队和警察增援不足。极右翼的 Vox 党将此次事件称为“一次入侵”。
截至昨天晚些时候，在据信跨越边境的 50,000 人中，已有 48,300 多人返回摩洛哥一侧。
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在唐纳德·特朗普 战争谈话临近之祭 美军护航下的 油轮遭袭
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伊朗表示，两艘在美军护航下试图通过霍尔木兹海峡的油轮遭到袭击。与此同时，随着美国中期选举临近，唐纳德·特朗普正召集其内阁讨论停滞不前的战争以及不断上涨的物价。
伊朗伊斯兰革命卫队昨日表示，“不合规的油轮……遭到袭击并被截停，另有四艘油轮迅速改变航向并返回原位”。该军事机构称，这些船只试图通过一条“未申报路线”并在美国空中护航下通过该海峡。
伊朗和美国均表示，船只应通过两条相互竞争的路线通过海峡。伊朗轰炸走南部路线（靠近阿曼海岸）的船只，而美国则轰炸违反其对伊朗船只和港口封锁的船只。
自从两周前伊朗和美国恢复战斗以来，该海峡几乎完全关闭，导致能源价格飙升。周四，由于美国报复伊朗攻击其在约旦的基地而袭击伊朗，原油价格突破了每桶 $90。
▼ 唐纳德·特朗普与国务卿马尔科·鲁比奥在马里兰州大卫营。将举行内阁会议讨论与伊朗的战争。
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战斗昨日仍在继续，科威特国防部报告称，其击落了针对“关键和军事设施”的伊朗无人机，未造成人员伤亡。
在黎巴嫩，以色列军队昨夜在古老的博福特城堡（Beaufort Castle）附近进行了爆破。以方称其目标是真主党的隧道和基础设施。爆炸声响彻黎巴嫩南部，附近城镇被灰烬覆盖，照片显示受影响区域被爆炸威力夷为平地。
黎巴嫩官员指责以色列通过此次爆破违反了停火协议。以色列军队表示，此举是为了确保其北部居民的安全。
特朗普试图通过武力强行打开霍尔木兹海峡，但美国对伊朗日益激烈的袭击收效甚微。由于能源供应中断，美国的汽油和杂货价格依然高企，这使得共和党在11月中期选举的选票争夺中形势复杂。
昨日，特朗普在马里兰州的大卫营度假胜地召集内阁，试图为战争规划前进方向。白宫新闻秘书卡罗琳·莱维特（Karoline Leavitt）在1周前的简报会上表示，这次内阁会议将是“非常有趣且让内阁成员共同体验的一种不同方式”。
议程首项将是伊朗战争。特朗普曾承诺战争将持续几周，但目前已拖延了5个月。路透社与益普索（Reuters-Ipsos）本周的一项民调发现，三分之一的美国人支持这场战争，这是战争开始以来支持率最低的一次。
国会的支持度也在下降，美国参议院以微弱优势否决了一项表达对战争不满的象征性投票。一项要求总统停止战争的战争权力决议在 49-50 的投票中未能通过。
战争引起的通货膨胀对民主党来说是一个利好，他们希望从共和党手中夺回众议院的控制权。
由于冲突，能源公司地报了创纪录的利润。埃克森美孚（ExxonMobil）的利润翻了一番，雪佛龙（Chevron）报告的利润是去年同期的五倍。
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穿着总冠军黄衫的斯洛文尼亚自行车运动员 Tadej Pogačar 在前往赢得第五次环法冠军的途中，骑车经过圣心大教堂
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▲ 赞达亚 (Zendaya) 在洛杉矶出席《蜘蛛侠：崭新之日》首映礼，她在该片中与丈夫汤姆·赫兰德 (Tom Holland) 共同主演
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斯宾塞·图尼克 (Spencer Tunick) 的作品《大光谱》(Gran Spectrum)，旨在向同性恋群体致敬，该作品正在加那利群岛的拉斯帕尔马斯创作
▲ 在肯尼亚内罗比的恩贡赛马场，人们在国际牛仔日跳起乡村音乐舞
南伦敦布莱克希思 All Saints 教堂的俯视图，周围是干涸的土地。拍摄于英格兰一半地区被正式宣布处于“异常严重”干旱之日
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▲ 在土耳其西部的代尼兹利，一只欧亚戴胜 (Upupa epops) 为树干巢穴中的雏鸟带来晚餐
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在格拉斯哥举行的联邦运动会女子50米自由泳决赛。澳大利亚队包揽了三枚奖牌
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尼尔马尔·普贾在巴基斯坦高峰 雪崩事故中 11 人遇袭
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世界闻名的尼泊尔登山家尼尔马尔·普贾（Nirmal Purja）——前英国特种部队成员——是 11 名在巴基斯坦 Broad Peak 遭遇致命雪崩的登山者之一。
巴基斯坦高山俱乐部表示，“通过无人机航拍影像已发现七名登山者”，并补充说“其身份和情况尚无法核实”。
救援人员在昨天早些时候表示，已经发现了四具尸体，尽管天气恶劣，但目前正努力将其回收。
两名死者身份已确认：尼泊尔公民 Pur Bahadur Gurung 以及首位登顶珠峰的阿曼人 Nadhira Alharthy。
普贾（又名 Nims Dai）在 2019 年创造了历史，他在短短六个多月内登顶了全球全部 14 座 8,000 米以上的高峰，大幅缩短了此前的记录。他随后带领首支团队在冬季登顶世界第二高峰 K2。
失踪人员中还包括美国登山家 Mallory Geis、中国公民 Wang Zhong，以及巴基斯坦和尼泊尔的高海拔工作人员。
“我绝不把任何一座 山视为理所当然。 一座也没有。 从我离开大本营 那一刻起， 就是 100% 的投入。”
“我绝不把任何一座山视为理所当然。一座也没有。
“从我离开大本营那一刻起，就是 100%。一直是这样。永远将是这样。”
尼尔马尔·普贾 著名登山家
2019, 年在珠峰上的登山者，包括尼尔马尔·普贾，当时他正朝着 14 座 8,000 米高峰的记录前进
登山者携带的追踪器显示海拔迅速下降，表明该团队遭遇了雪崩。
然而，普贾的追踪器在最初的快速下降后位置发生了偏移。
GPS 数据显示，雪崩发生在当地时间上午 9 点左右，海拔 6,579 米（21,58 5 英尺），位于该山西脊的二号营地和三号营地之间，这是最受欢迎的攀登路线。
根据《攀登》（Climbing）杂志报道，Geis 的追踪器显示海拔突然下降了 543 米，而 Alharthy 的追踪器显示的下降幅度更大，达到了 1,651 米。
吉尔吉特-巴尔蒂斯坦（Gilgit-Baltistan）山区警方的一位发言人表示，“初步报告显示，目前已寻获四具尸体”，其他登山者的情况正在核实中。
巴基斯坦高山俱乐部的一份声明称，周四中午左右一场雪崩袭击了一组登山者。
声明称：“自雪崩发生以来，整个团队一直失去联系，”目前包括直升机和无人机在内的救援队已派遣前往援助。
声明补充道：“我们正在尽一切努力，在天气和操作条件允许的情况下，尽早动员直升机支持和所有可用救援资源。”
普贾的商业伙伴、同时也是尼泊尔众议员的 Mingma Gyabu Sherpa 表示，数据似乎显示在最初事故发生后，普贾的追踪设备仍有持续移动。
他在尼泊尔新闻网站《坎蒂普尔》（Kantipur）上表示：“起初，他似乎被雪崩冲向山下。”
“但在追踪停止的点之后，位置似乎再次发生了偏移。”
他补充说，一名巴基斯坦和一名尼泊尔登山者已在陆路上出发前往疑似雪崩地点，以核实有关一名登山者位置似乎在山脚下的报告。
普贾在攀登生涯中表现出了惊人的自信。他快速连续登顶世界最高峰的壮举证明了他的体能和物流组织天赋，并利用这一成就展示了他认为被忽视的尼泊尔登山者的能力。
普贾也引发了争议，包括一项他予以否认的性行为不端指控。
当时他正在为自己的公司 Elite Exped 带领一次前往 8,047 米（26,401英尺）的 the world’s 12th-highest mountain 宽峰（Broad Peak）的远征，随后发生了雪崩。
他选择在攀登过程中使用辅助氧气，并以自己设定了巨大的挑战为由证明这一选择的合理性。
他在 2003 年加入英国军队，并在 2009 年成为皇家海军陆战队成员。
普尔贾（Purja）本周早些时候在 X 上写道，他即将成为第一个在不使用氧气的情况下两次攀登所有 14 座 8,000 米以上高峰的人。
“宽峰，我别无所求，唯愿平安登顶并下山，”他写道。
“我的目的从未在于我个人。而在于我所代表的意义。在于向你们证明，你们自己的大山——无论那是什么——都是可以攀登的。”
附加报道 美联社（Associated Press）
美联社（Associated Press）
尼尔马尔·普尔贾（Nirmal Purja），在发生雪崩时，他正带领一次前往世界第 12 高峰宽峰的远征。
正向月球 高速 碰撞 冲去
一枚漂移的 SpaceX 火箭在一年多前发射了一对月球着陆器后，正处于与月球的碰撞航线上。
该火箭的上面级将于周三无意中撞击月球，从而开凿出一个陨石坑，
并激起一团尘埃和碎石，科学家们以及天文爱好者们都对此充满观察兴趣。
太空追踪专家比尔·格雷 (Bill Gray) 预测，在月球光照的西边缘爱因斯坦陨石坑附近，撞击速度将达到 5,400 英里 / 小时——是音速的 7 倍。由于这一过程发生在美东时间的凌晨，美国东部地区、加拿大以及南美洲大部分地区将拥有最佳观测视角。
虽然科学家们并不太担心这件特定的太空垃圾，但它凸显了随着越来越多的物体挤入轨道，威胁正在日益增长。“上面的空间变得拥挤了，”计划在加拿大新不伦瑞克省观察后续情况的格雷表示。
撞击月球从未是 SpaceX 的意愿。但太空专家表示，如果上面级被推入围绕太阳的轨道，这次碰撞本可以避免。
这将是已知第二枚意外撞击月球的失效火箭。2022 年，一枚中国火箭段在月球背面凿出了两个陨石坑。
此次新碰撞将发生在月球正面，其能量相当于 3 吨 TNT 炸药。专家称，撞击闪光持续时间不到 1 秒，可能由于太暗而无法从地球上看到。但喷射出的物质流可能会在太空中延伸数英里，并在数分钟内通过望远镜可见。
“月球上的重力较低，且没有风将尘埃吹走，”洛斯阿拉莫斯国家实验室的本杰明·费尔南多 (Benjamin Fernando) 表示，他正鼓励专业人士和业余爱好者共同进行观察。
他补充道：“我们对此事件感兴趣的部分原因是想弄清楚，碎片撞击对未来的宇航员构成了多大的危险。”
费尔南多预计，撞击坑的直径将接近 90 英尺 (27 米)，深度为 16 英尺，虽然小到无法从地球上看到，但航天器可见。
美国国家航空航天局 (Nasa) 的月球勘测轨道飞行器和韩国的 Danuri 月球轨道飞行器将采集撞击现场的前后照片。
90英尺 根据洛斯阿拉莫斯国家实验室的预测，月球上撞击坑的预计尺寸
Miranda Bryant 北欧特派员
哥本哈根的 Noma 餐厅——经常被评为全球最佳餐厅之一——正准备在下周在新的领导层下重新开业。这是自其明星主厨兼联合创始人 René Redzepi 因面临身体和心理虐待指控而卸任以来的首次开业。
新任执行主厨 Pablo Soto 在该餐厅工作了近十年，他表示，虽然这里仍然是“同一个 Noma”，但已经发生了一些重大变化。除了用不断演进的每月菜单取代之前的季节性菜单外，他表示，现在更加关注让员工能够过上充实的生活。
Redzepi 已向“在我的领导下受苦的人”道歉，他不再参与餐厅的日常管理，但 Soto 表示，他仍将拥有创意影响力。
自 2003 , 冲击餐饮界以来，Noma 曾五次被评为世界最佳餐厅，并被授予三颗米其林星，在丹麦首都以及全球各地的快闪店中多次自我重塑。
但今年，在该餐厅于洛杉矶开设快闪店之际，整个组织面临崩溃威胁，因为 Redzepi 被指控在 2009 和 2017 . 之间创造了虐待性的工作条件——包括殴打、尖叫和公开羞辱。在数十名接受《纽约时报》采访的前员工中，有人表示“去上班就像去打仗”。
Redzepi 在回应中表示：“虽然我不认可这些故事中的所有细节，但我能从中看到足够多我过去行为的反映，从而意识到我的行为……”
Jenna Zaza
由于 K-pop 超级组合 BTS 在中断四年后继续进行他们的首次世界巡演，BTS 的 “Army” 粉丝团本周末正涌向纽约，无论他们到达哪里都会引发经济繁荣。
在韩国和欧洲的演出之后，该组合回到了北美，将于 8 月和 9 月在美国 6 个城市举行 14 场演出。
(2.5 亿英镑) 的经济活动，活动涵盖了大道上的巨型酒店以及唐人街的小咖啡馆。
该组合的厂牌 HYBE 已与当地企业和文化中心合作开展 “BTS The City – Arirang” 项目，为演唱会观众提供独家的 BTS 活动安排。
随着今晚和明天在新泽西州 MetLife 体育场举行两场演唱会，粉丝们可以沿着活动地图寻找庆祝该组合的地标和饮食店。
曼哈顿的韩国城正为数千名粉丝做准备。预计 BTS 演唱会观众带来的经济影响将与几周前挤满 MetLife 体育场观看世界杯决赛（其中包含一场 BTS 演出）的足球迷相当。
Tourism Economics 的经济发展负责人 Michael Mariano 表示，BTS “仅凭平均消费就很容易与国际足联（Fifa）的经济影响相当，甚至超过后者”。
该组合的回归为 HYBE 带来了丰厚利润，该公司报告上季度的收入创纪录，达到 $993 。
纽约韩国文化中心将作为粉丝活动的枢纽。持有预约的人可以试用 K-beauty 美妆产品，品尝韩国烘焙连锁店 Tous les Jours 的甜点，并定制他们将带到演唱会上的发光棒（被称为 “Army bombs”）。
该中心的视觉艺术经理 Bora Yoon 表示：“K-pop 可以作为学习韩语以及发现韩国美妆、美食、技术、旅游及韩国文化其他方面的门户。”
对那些与我共事的人造成了伤害。对于那些在我的领导下、因为我的判断失误或愤怒而受苦的人，我深表歉意，并且我一直在努力做出改变。”
几天后，在全球媒体的审视下，Redzepi 宣布他将从餐厅“淡出”，并已从他的非营利组织 MAD 辞职。
当 Noma 在周三于丹麦首都重新开业时，在没有 Redzepi 掌舵的情况下，它将面临迄今为止最大的考验之一。
一位测试厨房的厨师展示了一道摆盘精致的鱼类料理，下方，团队正在集思广益。
摄影：JAMES BROOKS / AP
▲ K-pop 超级团体 BTS 在中断四年后正在进行巡演
在紧张的最后准备工作中稍作休息，Soto 表示：“这依然是那个 Noma。我们只是回到了家——这就是不同之处。”
在针对 Redzepi 的指控出现之前，Noma 曾计划将其位于哥本哈根的餐厅（该餐厅于 2024 年关闭）转变为一个食品实验室。但在国际舆论发酵后，决定将其重新开放。
“在我看来，在经历过洛杉矶之后，最好的选择是回到一些稳定的东西——我们美丽的餐厅，”Soto 告诉《卫报》。
他说，近几个月来，曾有一些时刻他担心 Noma 的未来。但 Soto 现在坚信它能够重新获得世界顶尖的地位。“多年来成就这一切的团队依然在这里。”
“这就是目前最核心的信心标志，”他说道。
日常运营的责任现在由 Soto、首席执行官 Annika de Las Heras 以及研发负责人 Mette Brink Soberg 共同承担，而 Redzepi 则将注意力转向创意项目。“这并不意味着他被公司放逐了。我们实际上还是需要他的投入，”Soto 说。
他坚称自己“并非接替 René 之前的角色”，并补充道：“这仍然是他的餐厅。他现在只是移到一旁，继续从事其他的创意事业。”
当 Noma 重新开业时，每人 4,500 DKK（约 £515）的菜单将专注于该年度特定时间内可获得的食材，取代之前的模式——即餐厅围绕三个季节运行：冬季的海鲜、春季和夏季的蔬菜，以及秋季的森林与野味。
“这是一个动态的菜单，每天都可以在很多方面发生变化，”Soto 说道。最初，餐厅将使用浆果、花卉、蔬菜和甜味海鲜等食材，到 10 月份将转而使用野菇、野味、核果类水果和红色甲壳类动物。
Soto 还计划优先确保其约 100 名员工能够在工作之外过上完整的生活，包括抚养孩子、养宠物和发展爱好。“这并非新鲜事，但绝对是一项优先事项，即人们能够继续生活，同时继续工作，”他说道。
数字艺术，并且预计访问需求很高。
纽约最古老的韩国烧烤餐厅 New Wonjo 计划推出一份受 BTS 成员启发，以及他们巡演时最想念的食物而设计的特别菜单，包括泡菜炒饭、五花肉和炸酱面（jajangmyeon）。
New Wonjo 的艺术总监 Jacob Baik 表示，该菜单的开发是“有意识的，且根植于韩国文化，而不是简单地在普通菜单项上贴上‘BTS’的标签”。“我们希望一些最初因为‘BTS The City’项目而光顾的客人们，在离开时能对这家餐厅、食物以及更广泛的韩国文化产生真正的兴趣。”
孙美·李 (Sunmi Lee)，40 岁，一名室内设计师，表示她正在考虑参加一次以 BTS 为主题的纽约巴士之旅——尽管她就住在这座城市。 “这关乎于庆祝韩国文化，”她说，“尝试正宗的当地景点，并感受到一种超越单一演唱会的、更宏大的连接感。”
以应对 欺骗性内容
Jennifer Rankin 布鲁塞尔
从显然在密谋窃取选举，到虐待员工，或者跳令人尴尬的舞步，针对政治人物且旨在抹黑目标并误导公众的虚假内容一直层出不穷。
现在，欧盟的规则旨在遏制这种欺骗性内容的泛滥：从明天起，旨在看起来真实的 AI 生成图像、音频和文本必须贴上标签。
这些根据欧盟具有里程碑意义的《人工智能法案》制定的规则意味着，公司必须确保人们在与 AI 驱动的交互时能够知情
中国的出租车司机和办公室职员知道答案
Amy Hawkins 武汉
在武汉那些绿树成荫的街道上，汽车、电动车和货车在空间狭小的路面上相互博弈。最近，一种新型车辆的故障在城市道路上引发了混乱。
三月，一支无人驾驶出租车车队中的几辆车在街上突然停了下来。“系统故障”导致焦虑的乘客被困数小时。这些被称为“萝卜快跑”（Apollo Go）并由人工智能驱动的机器人出租车被从武汉街头撤走数月以进行调查。
但这次停运对于 45 岁的出租车司机姚新农来说反而是件好事。自 2022 年萝卜快跑推出以来，他的工资下降了约 40%，而随着客户的回流，他的收入再次回升。
“我不怎么喜欢它们，”姚在谈到由科技巨头百度运营的无人驾驶出租车时说道，“它们的影响太大了。”
中国正在以西方从未见过的规模鼓励 AI 的部署。像姚这样的零工经济从业者对 AI 对他们生计的影响感到担忧；而近期关于白领被 AI 取代的消息，也引发了一场关于劳动者应该拥抱这项技术，还是尝试与其竞争的争论。
（此处接续）聊天机器人，或查看经过操纵的图像或 AI 生成的文本。
这些规则从明天起适用于欧盟市场上的新 AI 系统，而现有系统则有额外的四个月时间来达成合规。
“这不仅是消费者保护的问题，也是民主保护的问题，”参与谈判《人工智能法案》（AI Act）的绿党欧洲议员谢尔盖·拉戈金斯基（Sergey Lagodinsky）表示，“使这些信息透明化，是我们维护民主以及网络事实真实性所必需的。”
根据规定，旨在看起来真实的合成文本、图像、视频和音频必须被清晰地标记为 AI 生成，并包含数字水印以显示内容的虚拟来源。
关于公共利益事项的文本，如果没有人工编辑监管，也必须标记为 AI 制作。
公司被鼓励为其在规则出台前生成的 AI 内容贴标，尽管这并非强制性要求。这些规则不适用于用户的个人内容，且对“显然具有艺术性”的、讽刺性的和虚构的作品设有豁免。
未能合规可能导致高达 €15m (1300 万英镑 m) 或公司全球营业额 3% 的罚款。
欧盟执行机构创建了任何人都可以使用的黑白标签，尽管公司也可以设计自己的标签。
过去的深度伪造包括：一段据称揭露斯洛伐克反对派领导人米哈尔·希梅奇卡（Michal Šimečka）与一名记者共谋操纵选举的音频；一段模拟法国总统埃马纽埃尔·马克龙（Emmanuel Macron）在 20 世纪 80 年代的俱乐部跳舞的视频；以及一段伪造的、显示时任工党领导人基尔·斯塔默（Keir Starmer）虐待党内工作人员的片段。
科技行业表示支持使深度伪造可见的探索，但担心这些规则将被解读为……
（此处接续）在七月举行的上海世界人工智能大会上，中国领导人习近平表示，AI 应该是“共享繁荣和共同安全的重要驱动力”。
但这一目标是在一个日益脆弱的劳动力市场中追求的。
高失业率迫使数千万中国劳动者脱离正式工作，进入零工经济。
根据一家智库的数据，今年灵活就业人数将增加到 320 million，高于 2019 年的 160 million——约占中国劳动力的 44%。
出租车司机就是这个庞大群体的一员。在全国范围内，随着房地产和教育等曾经的权重产业陷入困境，劳动者转向网约车平台以维持生计。但现在，机器人出租车正威胁着他们的生计。
维护民主 以及在线事实的真实性”
谢尔盖·拉戈金斯基 绿党 欧洲议会议员
范围过广，并用横幅和标签使互联网用户感到不堪重负。
计算机与通信工业协会 (CCIA) 认为，上个月发布的欧盟指南将深度伪造 (deepfake) 的定义扩大到了远超 2024 AI 法案的范围。
“标签原本是为了标记欺骗性内容，”CCIA 欧洲 AI 政策负责人博尼法斯·德·尚普里斯 (Boniface de Champris) 表示。“但这个区分被取消了，所以现在几乎所有东西都被贴上了标签。一旦标签无处不在，用户就会停止关注它们。这保护不了任何人。”
他认为，公众最明显的感受将是“在那些 AI 已经大规模应用但人们并不知晓的领域——广告、电影、出版”。
“预计在通常与 AI 无关的领域会出现更多标签，而负担最重的人将是那些最不熟悉 AI 监管的人，”德·尚普里斯说。
全球一些最大的科技公司已经出台了告知用户 AI 内容的政策。例如，TikTok 要求创作者标记写实的 AI 生成图像、音频和视频。
谷歌在 2023 年推出了 SynthID，允许用户检查图像是否由 AI 生成。该公司表示，它已在超过 1000 亿张图像上添加了不可见的数字水印，以便于识别。
谷歌以及拥有 Facebook 和 Instagram 的 Meta 已签署了一项自愿行为准则，旨在帮助公司遵守欧盟的 AI 透明度规则。欧盟委员会表示，已有 180 多个组织签署。非签署者必须证明他们通过其他方式符合规则。
Meta 在 2024 年推出了相关政策，以帮助人们识别 AI 生成的写实图像。
“如果政府真的考虑到你的情况，Apollo Go 永远不会上市，”一名武汉司机说。
“如果未来情况继续这样发展，当然，快速发展和科学进步很好，但像我们这样的普通人将没有生存空间。”
在 2024 年，武汉的出租车司机抗议引入 Apollo Go。目前尚不清楚有多少人参与，因为
机器人 正在处理 包裹， 而且，没错， 是在一个模拟的 超市里。 下方的 钢琴机器人 在北京。
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抗议的消息很快被审查。
那一年，一家武汉出租车公司采取了罕见步骤，公开批评政府对无人驾驶出租车的支持。该公司表示：“近期自动驾驶网约车的兴起，使得技术垄断了资源，夺走了社会底层民众的生计。”
当《卫报》访问该出租车公司的办公室时，一名员工拒绝接受采访，理由是他与警方达成协议拒绝采访，且如果违反协议将面临被拘留的风险。
现在，政府正在呼应武汉司机表达的部分担忧。官方媒体《工人日报》的一篇社论称，在 AI 时代，就业权利正“面临新挑战”。它警告称，出现了“传统就业规则与 AI 技术迭代之间的碰撞”。
政府最近承诺将“应对外部环境变化以及人工智能等新技术发展对就业的影响”。
北京市中关村高新技术区的政府官员程万辉表示，当局正“密切关注 AI 带来的社会问题以及潜在的伦理担忧”。
建在柏林墙旁无人区上的树屋
Deborah Cole 柏林
有时，历史的潮流会汇聚在同一个地点。在柏林，最引人入胜的地点之一是一个小交通岛，那里有一座精心照料的花园和一座名为“墙边树屋”的破旧两层结构建筑。
1983年，土耳其“客籍工人”奥斯曼·卡林（Osman Kalin）在寻找一片可以种植洋葱、大蒜和黄瓜的土地。就在他位于克罗伊茨贝格区（Kreuzberg）家门口附近，这座城市被柏林墙切开的角落里，有一块紧邻混凝土屏障和铁丝网的无人区碎片。尽管它位于西柏林，但冷战逻辑意味着这块土地在官方定义上属于共产主义的东边。
东西边界在一条名为 Bethaniendamm 的弯曲街道附近形成了一个锐角。墙的修建方式是直接横跨道路，导致一块三角形的土地被留在错误的一侧。双方都无法使用它，因此附近的居民将其当作垃圾场——直到卡林出现。
或许正因为是一个局外人，才能在旧家具和废弃毒品用具之下的那一小块肥沃土壤中看到潜力。而且，要在那些持有“击毙令”的东德士兵巡逻的墙边建造东西，需要一定的胆量。
几十年来，这座“游击花园”成为了黑暗时代反叛精神的象征，也体现了那些经常感到不受欢迎的移民的聪明才智。
四十年的动荡留下了印记，但现在“墙边树屋”的支持者担心它可能会被市政府以公共安全隐患为由拆除，因此正号召人们将其拯救下来。
苏阿特·厄兹坎（Suat Özkan）是柏林一个土耳其社区团体的秘书长，他表示，作为第一批为弥补劳动力短缺而被带到西德的 Gastarbeiter（客籍工人）之一，卡林是“一个非凡的人物”。“也许他不是语言大师，也许他不是完美的建筑师，也许他不是完美的艺术家，但他创造了一些艺术性的东西——一些完全独特的东西。”
卡林 1925 年出生于安纳托利亚，于 20 世纪 60 年代末作为体力劳动者来到西德。根据该计划，在 1955 和 1973 之间，大约 14 million 名客籍工人抵达。尽管该计划具有临时性质，但许多人留了下来。目前约有 3 million 土耳其裔人士生活在德国，其中约 200,000 人在柏林。
世界 德国
也是反对种族主义、 歧视与敌视的象征”
苏阿特·厄兹坎 (Suat Özkan) 社区领袖
▲墙上的树屋由奥斯曼·卡林 (Osman Kalin)（左，2016年去世）于1983年用回收材料建成
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东德当局同意他留下，只要他在那里建造的任何东西都不比墙高。
后来，他用“树屋”取代了那个棚屋。尽管名为树屋，但它并非建在树枝上，而是围绕着现场的一棵成熟树干而建。
1990年城市统一后，卡林面临驱逐令，但意外地在邻近的圣多马教堂 (St Thomas church) 找到了盟友。该教堂发现了18世纪的文件，证明其才是这片土地的合法所有者，并允许他继续留在这里。
自卡林于2018年去世后，其儿子梅赫麦特 (Mehmet) 一直在照看这处房产及其父亲留下的遗产。
“人们可以挺身而出，进行某种革命”。他补充道：“它既是反抗的象征，也是反对种族主义、歧视与敌视的象征。”
厄兹坎表示，在西德建立客工计划六十多年后，统一后的国家早就应该向其移民致敬。
“我们还没有成功建立一座中央纪念碑，”他谈到那些帮助实现战后经济奇迹的外籍劳工时说道，“这座房子应该充当一种纪念碑。”
历史学家斯特凡·泽彭费尔德 (Stefan Zeppenfeld) 在2021年出版了一本关于冷战期间西柏林土耳其劳工的书，他表示，德国花了数十年时间才承认自己已经转型为一个“移民国家”。
他指出，移民劳工被安置在靠近墙壁的社区，例如克罗伊茨贝格 (Kreuzberg)，在1989年柏林墙倒塌后，这些地方变成了顶级的房地产。
泽彭费尔德说，这座树屋凝聚了构成柏林及其人民的许多方面。“德国分裂的历史或铁幕依然对柏林至关重要，且具有定义性，定义了柏林的身份认同感，”他说，“而且我觉得这座建筑至今依然屹立非常迷人——它是少数几个能让我们真切看到土耳其客工作为城市景观真实一部分的主观能动性的有形遗产之一。”
作为第一步，厄兹坎计划在建筑周围的铁丝网围栏上举办一个露天展览，展示档案照片和卡林非凡的生命故事。
在9月的柏林选举前，与市政当局的紧张关系在于，树屋的支持者希望在面对安全和法律担忧（这些担忧迫使人们必须讨论其结构完整性）时，能保留其粗糙的真实感。
木质外墙由倾斜且不匹配的木板组成。北约和苏联的旗帜在立杆上飘扬，而李树和苹果树标志着季节的更替。
内部，黑白照片和建筑工具杂乱地摆放着，指向卡林一家在花园田园生活中的过去与未来。一只捐赠的水晶吊灯带来了一抹出人意料的优雅。
克罗伊茨贝格区议员弗洛里安·施密特 (Florian Schmidt) 表示，他的办公室正与土耳其社区以及对房屋进行了大规模修缮的梅赫麦特密切合作，以“授予必要的许可”使其得以保留。
“由于情况特殊——该地点曾是无人区且缺乏规划许可——树屋的使用最初是被禁止的，”施密特在电子邮件声明中说，并指出梅赫麦特已获得临时豁免在此工作。“与所有权相关的议题也在澄清中。”
柏林导游亚德里安·桑普森 (Adrian Sampson) 表示：“卡林的经历关乎三件事：反抗、社区精神和多元文化，所有这些都汇聚在一起。而这正是克罗伊茨贝格的精髓所在。”
现因水资源 短缺而面临风险
桑德拉·拉维尔 (Sandra Laville) 环境记者
政府的房屋建设议程正面临现实挑战：在英格兰东部和东南部这些增长集中地，部分最干旱地区的用水量不足且基础设施破旧。
本周，英格兰的一半地区连续第二年被宣布处于严重干旱状态，环境署警告称，这将给经济、环境和野生动物带来严重后果。
这些处于极端缺水状态、实施禁用水管令的地区，同时也是工党旨在履行其在本届议会期间建设 1.5m 间房屋承诺的目标区域——这一政策在安迪·伯纳姆政府中得以维持。
英格兰南部和东部的环境压力已经达到极限。在一个要求增加新房数量的地区，由于过度开采，分水地（fenlands）已接近崩溃。在另一个地区，白垩溪流（chalk streams）不得不通过人工维护。
一些水务公司明确表示，新房建设的水资源不足，而基础设施的破旧进一步恶化了这一局面。
“我们无法凭空变出更多的水，”贝辛斯托克和迪恩 (Basingstoke and Deane) borough council 的独立负责人保罗·哈维 (Paul Harvey) 表示，该议会被要求每年建设 1,000 间以上的房屋。“他们说‘建吧，宝贝，快建’，但这并不是我们挥挥魔杖就能完成的事情。我们的水循环研究证明，通过考察我们是否有足够的供水和污水处理能力来满足未来居民的需求，结果显示新住房的用水需求可能会超过可持续供应的极限。”
在汉普郡 (Hampshire)、赫特福德郡 (Hertfordshire)、肯特郡 (Kent)、埃塞克斯郡 (Essex) 和剑桥郡 (Cambridgeshire)，气候变化引发的干旱以及水工业未能建设关键基础设施，意味着增长计划正遭遇真实的环境障碍。
▲ 伯克郡梅登黑德和布雷板球俱乐部 (Maidenhead and Bray Cricket Club) 球场枯草的航拍图。 下方莱斯特郡的斯威斯兰 (Swithland) 水库蓄水量不足 44%。
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野生动物信托基金会 (Wildlife Trusts) 的水政策经理阿里·摩尔斯 (Ali Morse) 表示：“本周我们看到英格兰一半的地区被宣布干旱，但即使在正常条件下，水资源短缺也正成为一个紧迫问题。”
“如果我们不能确保新的水源并提高使用效率，很明显，在气候变化的背景下，我们未来将没有足够的水来满足社会和环境的需求。但大多数人没有意识到的是，在全国大部分地区，我们已经达到了这个极限。”
“环境署的测绘显示，即使在正常流量条件下，在全国约三分之一的地区，也没有额外的河流用水可用于新住宅或工业。”
根据自然英格兰 (Natural England) 环保机构的说法，在汉普郡的贝辛斯托克地区，为现有人口寻找水源的艰辛已经对英格兰南部仅存最大的碱性分水地之一造成了巨大的环境破坏，将其推向不可逆转的生态崩溃。
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保罗·哈维 (Paul Harvey) 贝辛斯托克议员
环境署已禁止东南部水务公司 (South East Water) 从格雷韦尔白垩含水层抽取更多水。该公司正对此决定提出上诉。
该水务公司还未能建成一条将水从萨里丘陵引向贝辛斯托克的管道，该公司曾承诺在 2030 年前建成，但水务监管机构 Ofwat 不予资助。贝辛斯托克每年的新房目标已从 830 套增加到 1,150 套。在邻近的东汉普郡，所需的房屋数量增长了 98%，达到每年 1,142 套。
贝辛斯托克和迪恩议会、英格兰自然环境局以及环境署一直无法就当地规划达成一致，因为政府寻求的增长所需的水资源不足。
哈维表示：“工党政府强加的且不切实际的住房目标没有考虑到这样一个事实：环境署、英格兰自然环境局和水务公司都在挥舞红旗，警告是否真的有足够的水来供应这些住房。”
在剑桥郡，环境署正在对白垩溪流进行人工补水，以补偿水务公司对含水层的抽取。然而，部长们建议大剑桥郡可以容纳 150,000 套新房，作为创建一个发展公司以促进增长并剥夺地方当局决策权的计划的一部分。缺乏水资源在那里是一个关键问题。在剑桥南部的沼泽地村庄沃特比奇 (Waterbeach) 居住的 5,726 人目前正处于软管禁水令之下，而那里计划建设 4,500 套住房。
环境署最初因水资源短缺、对环境的重大风险以及剑桥水务公司 (Cambridge Water) 满足未来需求的策略不足而拒绝了住房计划，但在 2024 年撤销了反对意见，前提是在剑桥郡采取一套提高用水效率的措施。
这些措施包括：一项信用计划，开发商需付费以抵消其住房造成的用水量；实施保护措施，包括每人每天限制 89 升用水；确保剑桥水务公司承诺的基础设施投资将继续进行；以及一项允许农民利用土地蓄水的计划。
但两年过去了，水信用计划仍未运行，也没有开发商支付任何资金。
以及政府要求的商业开发。
前独立议员萨姆·戴维斯 (Sam Davies) 表示：“居民们被告知：‘不要给你的充气泳池注水。’ 戏水池关闭了，因为没水。但在商业方面，这种增长正在飞速推进，而没有人愿意谈论缺水的问题。”
所有关于效率和供应的承诺都没有考虑到剑桥郡地区数据中心的增长，包括在萨顿 (Sutton) 所谓的创新园区内计划建设的英格兰最大规模的数据中心之一。
南剑桥郡的自民党议员皮帕·海林斯 (Pippa Heylings) 表示：“如果你想要增长，那么水就是决定性因素，这正是问题的核心所在。”
在肯特郡的汤布里奇和马林区，与汉普郡一样，东南部水务公司明确表示，供应量不足以支持政府要求的在 2042 年前建设 19,000 套住房。当地议会的保守党党魁马特·博顿 (Matt Boughton) 表示：“没有一项具体的水基础设施改进能够解决这个问题。这是水务部门完全未能跟上现代需求的最终结果，而且在过去的 20 年里，房屋建设方面已经面临着需求的大幅增加。”
回到贝辛斯托克（Basingstoke），议会领导者将于下周会见东南水务公司（South East Water）的新任首席执行官，要求其就关键管道何时建成，以及住房用水供应能支持什么水平给出答案。哈维（Harvey）表示，议会希望支持可持续的住房水平，但认为如果让住房具备居住条件的底层基础设施缺乏资金，那么建设房屋是不可能的。
“道路、学校、全科医生诊所，以及现在最根本的——水。本应建设萨里山（Surrey Hills）管道、升级处理厂并结束对破旧的格雷威尔（Greywell）水源依赖的投资，结果却被
抽走给了股东和 高管，”他说道。
“现在账单到了兑现的时候。这就是数十年的水务私有化以及历任政府的失败所带来的结果：一家水务公司被夹在了一个不愿资助基础设施的监管机构，以及一个再也无法维持取水量的环境之间，”哈维补充道。
东南水务公司水资源负责人尼克·普赖斯（Nick Price）表示：“我们理解并认同该地区在水资源安全和基础设施交付问题上的紧迫程度。我们正在审查并推进相关方案，以尽快降低客户和环境面临的风险。”
政府发言人表示：“我们将建设这个国家需要的房屋，我们的水资源交付专案组将确保这一进程不会受到水资源容量的限制……水务公司有责任规划并交付新房所需的基础设施，我们正与剑桥（Cambridge）和贝辛（Bas-）等地区合作……”
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在海洋过热导致鲨鱼活动模式日益改变而目击事件激增之际，大西洋中最大的一头被标记的大白鲨在 美国和加拿大沿海被确认。
这头被命名为“挑战者”（Contender）的大白鲨长近 14 英尺，体重超过 1,650 磅。在它北上过程中，美国北卡罗来纳州和缅因州的多个地点曾探测到它的信号，其最后已知位置是 11 July（7 月 11 日）位于加拿大的新斯科舍省沿海。
“挑战者”是鲨鱼研究组织 Ocearch 在大西洋中标记过的最大的雄性鲨鱼，该组织于去年 1 月在其背鳍上安装了卫星标签。这头被认为 30 岁的巨型掠食者在季节性迁徙中往返于佛罗里达州和加拿大之间。Ocearch 表示，它确信以一艘研究船命名的“挑战者”目前正在加拿大度夏。
在该鲨鱼的行踪被确认之时，包括纽约和加利福尼亚州在内的地区，目击鲨鱼的人数有所上升。7 月在纽约市的罗考威海滩（Rockaway Beach）沿海有 16 次鲨鱼目击记录，这种情况引发了一些紧张情绪。“有点吓人，”一名海滩游客告诉 NBC。
科学家指出，虽然被鲨鱼袭击的可能性仍然非常小，但人类驱动的气候危机导致的海洋温度升高正在改变多种鲨鱼的活动范围，有时会使它们更接近人们游泳或冲浪的区域。
“我们看到了由于水温升高而导致北移的证据，这意味着看到鲨鱼的机会增加了，”佛罗里达理工学院的研究员香农·巴里（Shannon Barry）表示。她领导的最新研究发现，公牛鲨已经移向东海岸。
“公牛鲨肯定会更靠近海岸，”她说，“由于它们正移向人们游泳和钓鱼的地方，人鲨互动的潜在可能性正在增加。”
巴里承认，这一前景确实让一些人感到担忧，但她补充说，更令人震惊的是海洋成分的改变正在引发如此的变化。
由于海洋吸收了燃烧化石燃料所产生 90% 的多余热量，导致其迅速升温并酸化，全球海面温度在上个月创下历史新高，这是近期一系列高温记录中的最新一项。周期性气候事件——正在发展的厄尔尼诺现象（El Niño）也在推高海洋温度。
随着海洋变暖和猎物种类分布的改变，大多数鲨鱼会向北迁移。但研究人员最近警告称，额外的热量可能很快变得如此极端，以至于大白鲨面临致命过热的风险。
“这种反应应当引起关注，因为我们可以看到鲨鱼是这个问题的‘煤矿里的金丝雀’，”巴里说。
“公牛鲨通常活动在南佛罗里达和巴哈马，而现在我们看到它们在移动。这是人们可以看到并思考‘哦，我可以在那里看到气候变化的影响’的事情。”
上个月，一名在佛罗里达州海滩游玩的男子称其脚被鲨鱼咬伤，导致“大量出血”。但几乎没有证据表明此类事件在增加，对人的袭击仍然罕见。去年全球仅记录到 65 起无挑衅的鲨鱼咬伤事件，其中 25 起发生在美国。
▼ 研究人员命名的 14 英尺长、1,650 磅重的大白鲨“挑战者”正通过其背鳍上的卫星标签被追踪 照片：OEARCH
▲ 大白鲨正向岸边区域移动，在那里它们可能会与人类接触 照片：NAUTILUS CREATIVE / GETTY / ISTOCK
相比之下，人类每年杀死约 1 亿条鲨鱼——通过让它们缠绕在渔网中，或为了运动、食用及鲨鱼鳍贸易而捕杀它们。
巴里表示，移除鲨鱼可能会破坏整个海洋生态系统。“看到很多鲨鱼通常是一件好事。这意味着周围的食物网是健康的，”她补充道。
海洋生态学家尼尔·汉默施拉格 (Neil Hammerschlag) 表示，保护措施和加强监管意味着部分鲨鱼的数量正在回升。他是总部位于佛罗里达州的鲨鱼研究基金会 (Shark Research Foundation) 的执行主任。
然而，他表示全球变暖正将它们推向以前从未出现过的地方。
“例如，我们看到虎鲨正向马萨诸塞州的鳕鱼岬 (Cape Cod) 以北迁移，而此前这种情况是非常、非常罕见的，”他说道。“尽管如此，对鲨鱼的恐惧不应阻碍任何人享受海洋。鲨鱼通常不想靠近人类。它们试图避开我们。对它们来说，我们就像外星人一样。”
不过，汉默施拉格补充说，人类“仅仅是海洋的访客，我们应该意识到鲨鱼的存在”。
这包括在水中不要佩戴闪亮的珠宝，因为珠宝可能像鱼鳞，或者不要在黄昏或鱼类活动异常频繁时游泳。
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露西·曼根 (Lucy Mangan) 的日记 本周我的选择： 地堡还是直升机 第 39 页
阅读 一个残酷的故事： 符合 TikTok 传播特点的 苏格兰帮派分子、 纵火袭击 以及谋杀案， 标志着一场 25 年血仇的 巅峰时期 现在，这场战争 真的结束了吗？
▼ 史蒂文·莱昂斯 (Steven Lyons) 在印度尼西亚巴厘岛， 他在 3 月份因国际刑警组织的驱逐请求而被捕
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去年，在太阳海岸 (Costa del Sol) 的富恩吉罗拉 (Fuengirola)，一个温暖的夜晚，两名苏格兰男子惨遭杀害。6 月 8 日，蒙纳汉 (Monaghans) 海滨酒吧的顾客们刚看完欧冠决赛，一辆车便在门外停了下来。
一名戴面具的枪手出现，走向 46 岁的小埃迪·莱昂斯 (Eddie Lyons Jr) 所在的桌子，对其近距离开枪。刺客随后将枪口转向莱昂斯的朋友、该酒吧老板 43 岁的罗斯·蒙纳汉 (Ross Monaghan)，但枪卡壳了。颗粒感十足的闭路电视画面记录了蒙纳汉冲进酒吧，被枪手追击并倒在地上，在他双手双膝爬行时被射击了三次。
这场发生在公共场所的双重谋杀案，是两个格拉斯哥家族及其有组织犯罪盟友之间 25 年血腥世仇的顶峰。他们分别是苏格兰最不可撼动的帮派——莱昂斯家族，以及他们的死对头——丹尼尔斯家族。
但上个月，警方表示他们注意到来自犯罪地下世界的暴力活动有所减少。苏格兰最致命的犯罪战争是否已经结束？
苏格兰警方 (Police Scotland) 表示，在经历了一段尤为令人不快的、在苏格兰“全境”范围内持续六个月的袭击和纵火活动后，目前出现了“明显且显著的活动下降”。
“……以及有组织犯罪社区，”该警队在给苏格兰警察管理局的一份更新报告中写道。苏格兰警方不会就他们是否介入调停发表评论，尽管这在其他警队中是已知的战术。
苏格兰暴力削减单位 (Violence Reduction Unit) 的先驱凯琳·麦克拉斯基 (Karyn McCluskey) 表示，在这种情况下，更有可能是帮派在应对警方的压力时改变了策略。“如果你是一个成熟的有组织犯罪集团，你不会采取暴力行为，因为那正是招来警方打击的原因。”
苏格兰警方的报告称，在发生了 84 起暴力事件后，不到一年内共有 64 人被捕。 搜查和逮捕令
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缴获了七把枪械和“各类武器”，并制定了 90 份以上的保护计划，以保护卷入这场冲突的弱势公众成员。
在 2020 年 3 月至 6 月期间，13 个欧洲国家的警员渗透进了一个名为 EncroChat 的加密通信服务，该服务被全世界的犯罪头目及其下属使用，这为警方提供了强有力的支持。这次突破让警方能够调查地下世界的最高层人物，实时监控他们订购毒品、武器或下达暗杀指令。
截至 2023, 此次黑客行动在全球范围内导致 6,558 人被捕，其中在英国就超过 3,000 人。基于从 EncroChat 收集的证据，被告们月复一月地在法官面前出庭。
这场极其特殊的冲突可以追溯到 25 年前，其情节被比作黑帮电影，介于《教父》与《两杆大烟枪》之间。2001, 价值 £20,000 的属于丹尼尔家族的毒品被莱昂斯家族的关联人员盗走，据怀疑，其中包括一名十几岁的莫纳汉和小埃迪·莱昂斯。
丹尼尔家族的家长杰米·丹尼尔对此非常不满。他是一名极具领地意识的废金属商人，后来转而经营海洛因，最终建立了一个犯罪帝国。人们都知道不能与他作对。他与多起殴打事件以及一起针对竞争对手毒品商的狙击谋杀案有关，该案件在技术上仍未破案。
前侦查督察大卫·莫兰在 2018 年的一部纪录片中表示：“他名声在外，总是比警察领先一两步，而且几乎不可撼动。”
凯文·“沙鼠”·卡罗尔承担了大量的脏活，而他日益增长的傲慢开始给本就熊熊燃烧的火堆浇油。2005 左右，在发生一系列帮派杀戮期间，格拉斯哥被贴上了“英国谋杀之都”的标签。警方每年向帮派成员及其家属发出数十次被认为有生命威胁的警告，即“奥斯曼警告”。
卡罗尔是杰米·丹尼尔的女婿兼首席执行人，他情绪不稳定，并因其“外星人绑架”式的绑架和折磨手段而臭名昭著。他的受害者经常在夜间被发现，身上带着伤且仅穿着内衣，声称不记得发生了什么。2006, 为了报复被枪击，他亵渎了老埃迪·莱昂斯八岁儿子的坟墓，这件事似乎触碰了底线。
▲ 凯文·“沙鼠”·卡罗尔（右下）的家人和关联人士在 2010 年于格拉斯哥举行的葬礼上。右侧为史蒂文·“邦佐”·丹尼尔，他在 2016 年接管了丹尼尔帮。
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莱昂斯家族中一名看似无辜的成员，21 岁的迈克尔·莱昂斯。
一名法官将这次袭击描述为一场“冷血的、预谋的处决”，随后向负责此事的男子判处了苏格兰法律史上最长的刑期——32 年和 35 年监禁。
接下来的谋杀案之大胆，在苏格兰犯罪地下世界引发的震动至今仍能被感受到。2010 年 1 月，卡罗尔在罗布罗伊斯顿一个繁忙的 Asda 停车场被两名戴面具的男子枪杀。他当时在一部三门奥迪车的后座，而前座的同伙在袭击发生时逃跑，使他成为了待宰之羊，头部和胸部被枪击 13 次。
威廉·“巴夫”·帕特森成为了关键嫌疑人。在审判期间，他的辩护律师列出了一份包含 99 人的名单，这些人都有动机想要卡罗尔死掉。尽管如此，帕特森最终仍被判定谋杀罪名成立。
当族长杰米·丹尼尔于 2016 年死于癌症且未留下明显继任者时，黑帮头目的角色——有人说，多少有些勉强地——落在了他的侄子斯蒂文·“邦佐”·丹尼尔的肩上，后者随即成为了莱昂斯家族的主要目标。
他以脸上独特的疤痕而闻名，这是由 2017 年一次极其严重的砍刀和肉切刀袭击造成的，导致他的下颚脱臼，鼻子几乎被砍断，舌头被撕裂。据说，他之所以能幸存，仅仅是因为袭击发生地点靠近一家医院。
他在有组织犯罪发生重大变革的时期接管了权力。帮派开始进入未知的领域，将业务转移到暗网并寻找新的海外合作伙伴。与之前生活相对低调且半私密地经营业务的几代人不同，这些深受 TikTok 欢迎的帮派分子在异国他乡过着外在光鲜的生活，照片中尽是肉毒杆菌、填充剂和土耳其牙齿。
史蒂文·里昂斯（Steven Lyons）在西班牙以及随后的迪拜扩张家族业务，通过其助手罗斯·“迈阿密”·麦吉尔（Ross “Miami” McGill）与爱尔兰最大的帮派基纳汉（Kinahans）建立联系——麦吉尔曾是流浪者队“联盟熊”（Union Bears）极端球迷组织的首领，现在领导一个名为 Tamo Junto 的苏格兰年轻执行帮派。他目前在逃。
Tamo Junto 的成员以及一个自称 A-Team 的、与丹尼尔斯（Daniels）结盟的团体，发布了匿名 TikTok 视频，分别嘲讽卡罗尔（Carroll）、莫纳汉（Monaghan）和小埃迪·里昂斯（Eddie Lyons Jr.）等主要帮派人物的死亡。他们以迷因（meme）风格相互威胁，同时在现实中实施暴力，并在网上发布袭击和纵火轰炸的视频。
史蒂文·里昂斯与基纳汉卡特尔的联系将成为他的败因。侦探们利用 EncroChat 漏洞期间收集的信息，将目标锁定在基纳汉的资金管理人强尼·莫里塞（Johnny Morrissey）身上，并因此收集到了足够的证据，在今年逮捕了史蒂文·里昂斯、他的妻子以及十多名其他关键人物。
前苏格兰警察总监马丁·加拉格尔（Martin Gallagher）表示，里昂斯的被捕以及其兄长和莫纳汉被暗杀，是对强大的里昂斯帮的一次“斩首”。他表示，警方观察到的暴力活动下降，代表了幸存者思维方式的转变。
“新常态正在逐渐成型。虽然这在公众看来不像是在发生犯罪——比如没有人的房子被纵火，也没有货车像之前那样撞进某人的前门——但这意味着他们正专注于他们想要赚钱的方式，即走私毒品。”
“犯罪依然在发生，只是不再那么明显，而且他们不再试图除掉对方。”
上周，警方在格拉斯哥郊区的一个村庄穆迪斯本（Moodiesburn）发现了一批价值 170 万英镑m 的可卡因。一名 34 岁的男子已被起诉。
前警察且身为工党苏格兰议会议员（MSP）的格雷姆·皮尔逊（Graeme Pearson）表示：
“这门生意太赚钱了，不可能一夜之间突然消失。就像在挖掘一条金矿脉。如果你知道那里有金子，你就会不断地回去。”
只要一个能为我们 建造地堡的亿万富翁 露西·曼根 (Lucy Mangan)
周一 当我读到关于欧洲陷入火海的头条新闻，并想象——或者事实就是这样？——我可以闻到距离我一个郡之遥、目前正向一座核电设施蔓延的萨福克郡野火的烟味时，我得告诉你们，我想起了一个朋友多年前告诉我的睿智之言：她的目标不是买一套房子，而是一架直升机。 “因为，”萨拉 (Sarah) 示意着我们周围的环境说道，“试图穿过洪水、尘土飞扬的平原或大片被病毒感染的尸体堆是没有用的。你得往高处走。”
然而，我注意到在真正的预言家、社会的真正风向标——即女影星们之中，出现了一种趋势。像瑞茜·威瑟斯彭 (Reese Witherspoon)、妮可·基德曼 (Nicole Kidman) 和詹妮弗·加纳 (Jennifer Garner) 这样的人，她们结交的不再是同行明星，而是金融家——通常是科技金融家——他们是富中之富。 你知道这意味着什么。这意味着她们不仅拥有“直升机资金”（即便是一个女影星也拥有直升机资金）——她们拥有“地堡资金”。
参数已经微妙地转移了。梦想不再是住在豪宅里享受终身奢华，而是在地下的安全地带与任何能出资的人一起生存。我现在必须在买一架直升机或嫁给一个“地堡男”之间做出选择。我希望我还没太晚。
周二 成人玩具零售商 Pulse & Cocktails 接管了 Little Chef。这是一个令人不悦的句子。但遗憾的是，事实确实如此。或者更准确地说，Pulse & Cocktails 接管了这家服务站连锁店之前的营业场所，以便让其客户拥有更多隐私。
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奔向 “燃烧之男”！ 懂了吗？Burn-man（双关词）？不懂？
我有许多疑问。第一，前往凯特灵 (Kettering) 的司机难道没听说过互联网？第二，在路边卖皮质拘束面具真的比卖薯饼和美式煎饼更赚钱吗？我与国民胃口脱节到这种程度了吗？第三，也是最重要的一点——这个名字是怎么回事？Pulse & Cocktails？太糟糕了。节奏极其糟糕，而其唤起的意象则更糟。 “Pulse”暗示检查脉搏，除非这是一个极其小众的路边成人用品店（再次强调，我想请各位考虑在这个互联世界中，此类店面在财务可行性方面我们已经面临的困难），否则这绝不是一个迷人的开场。而“cocktails”则——平庸。
Pulse & Cocktails 让人觉得你正把一杯鸡尾酒泼在某个没有反应的躯体脸上，而你出于某种只有你自己知道的原因，对这具躯体有所企图。或者是我漏掉了某个双关语？这里肯定应该有一个双关语。而且，不，“cocktails”的第一个音节并不足以构成双关。请将仅限于语义层面的答案通过明信片寄至常用地址。
周三 全国各地的火车司机正考虑因缺乏厕所设施而采取罢工行动。听着，支持劳动人民固然重要，但让我们把这个概念扩大。
我目前经常乘坐火车旅行，我认为轮到客户发声的时候了。如果客户罢工，直到我们不仅能获得可用的厕所，而且——这是一个关键细节——获得保证可用的厕所，这相当于什么？
作为一个大约每 12 分钟就需要小便一次的人，每次踏上火车，我也踏入了一个焦虑与未知的漩涡。你知道焦虑对什么没好处吗？没错，就是那个。
我们不能放弃旅程——我们需要到达目的地。我们不能拒付车费，因为那样会被逮捕，而且依然无法到达目的地。I’m on the cusp of suggesting just protest-weeing where you sit if there isn’t a working convenience conveniently
在打架？ 还是在做 另一件事？ 你只有一秒时间决定！
close by, but I think I’m edging too near niche Little Chef territory again, so we’ll stop here.
周四 一名在蒙大拿州比尔图斯山脉 (Beartooth mountains) 徒步的人在胸部被登山杖刺穿后，选择了徒步走 10 英里、耗时六小时下山，而不是呼叫救援队。“我很自信这根棍子是在我的胸壁之外，”32 岁的大卫·西法尔迪 (David Cifaldi) 对两名朋友说道，当时他正顶着一根 44 英寸 (110 厘米) 的金属棍穿透躯干，在前往花岗岩峰 (Granite Peak) 的途中穿越“冻死高原” (Froze-to-Death Plateau)（没错，真的叫这个名字）。
虽然西法尔迪是一名护士，但即便如此，“我很自信这根从我左臂下进入、从背后穿出的 44 英寸金属棍不会移动并杀死我，所以让我们快步走下这座冰封的山，以节省所有人的时间和资源”这种想法依然极其大胆。如果这家伙还有地堡资金的话，我觉得他可能就是那个“天选之人”。
周五 这周我度过了一个美好的下午，抱着一个朋友的宝宝亲得不行，从花园里摘了将近七个自家种的番茄，还给冰箱除霜。我……我现在成了一个“传统妻子” (tradwife) 吗？一方面，我确实挺享受的；但另一方面，我不信上帝，身高太矮穿不上草原裙，而且我烤的东西能杀人。
“传统妻子”让我着迷。其背后的思维过程如此迂回：在赞美传统家庭生活的同时，用最现代的方式将每一个瞬间变现。在一群以老派方式抚养的孩子身边呵护他们，同时将他们地毯式地展示在互联网上。在维持一个会让你周期性因精疲力竭而卧床的日程表时（正如“传统妻子”阵营的领袖汉娜·尼勒曼 (Hannah Neeleman) 曾提到过的），向外界贩卖一种毫不费力的惬意与满足感。
一边做作地顺从丈夫，一边建立一个完全依托于你的工作、才华和外貌，且没有你就会在一夜之间消失的帝国。太惊人了。女士们——我觉得这已经不是第一次了——我们真的需要聚在一起聊聊这件事。
美国 / 中国
美国禁用中国制造 人形机器人 美国联邦通信委员会 (FCC) 周二宣布禁止使用来自 中国的人形机器人，称该 技术对美国的国家安全 构成了“不可接受的风险”。
FCC 将被禁的机器人 定义为“先进机器人设备”， 其中包括人形机器人和 类动物四足机器人。
FCC 官员写道：“先进 机器人设备收集的数据 可能会被恶意行为者利用， 用以监视美国人，增强 外国情报机构的能力，或 远程操控这些机器人。”
一些分析师预测，搭载 人工智能“大脑”的人形 机器人将在消费和工业 领域得到广泛采用。
乌干达
政府拨款 900 万英镑 援助以缓解饥荒 在该国东部一个长期干旱 地区报告了至少 19 人 死于饥饿后，政府启动了 紧急粮食救援分发。
卡拉莫贾 (Karamoja) 地区 的危机一直在积聚，由于 缺乏降雨导致作物歉收， 使该地区 150 万人口面临 严重的食物短缺和营养 不良增加的问题。
在援助削减导致的资金 真空后，由政府组织的一次 首次大规模行动中，当局 宣布计划分发使用 450 亿 先令（£9m）紧急资金拨备 采购的救济粮食。
肯尼亚
氰化物可能是导致 15 头象死亡的原因 肯尼亚野生动物服务局 (KWS) 表示，肯尼亚南部一座公园 附近的 15 头象死亡，很可能是 由于动物摄入了附近番茄 农场使用的杀虫剂所致。
该机构总干事 Erustus Kanga 告诉 Citizen TV，对尸体 采集的样本分析发现有 氰化物痕迹，这是一种在 农业中用作捕食者控制 毒药和害虫熏蒸剂的化学 化合物。
这些死亡发生在金马纳 (Kimana) 保护区和安博塞利 (Amboseli) 国家公园周围的 Kuku Group 牧场，该地区栖息着 1,600 多头象。
金马纳镇是领先的番茄 生产地，食品权利计划 “食物之路倡议” (Route to Food Initiative) 的研究人员此前 曾报告在该作物上使用了 氰化物。
环境 4
报告警告：有机鸡蛋 对气候影响更大 研究表明，有机鸡蛋对 气候的负面影响是笼养 鸡蛋的两倍。
根据这项研究，将英国 整个鸡蛋生产转为有机 散养模式，将导致温室 气体排放量相当于 2,316,000 吨二氧化碳 (tCO2e)，而 通过完全笼养系统生产 则会排放 1,184,000 tCO2e。
这是因为有机散养模式 在生产相同数量的鸡蛋时 需要更多鸡，因为笼养鸡 往往效率更高。然而，该 研究使用了 2009-10 年的 数据，研究人员承认这是一个 局限性。
该研究还未考虑到其他 环境影响，如杀虫剂或 生物多样性。
这一周
德国
在骄傲节袭击事件后，官员呼吁加强法律 在上周末柏林一场欧洲最大规模的骄傲节游行中发生致命袭击后，德国官员呼吁加强针对已知极端分子的法律，与此同时，极右翼势力正试图动员愤怒的选民。
反移民的德国选择党 (AfD) 指责政府未能解决德国本土的伊斯兰激进主义问题。
据信，一名拥有黎巴嫩血统的 21 岁德国国民阿卜杜勒·巴卢特 (Abdul Ballout) 在蒂尔加滕公园 (Tiergarten park) 撞向人群，该公园紧邻一年一度的 LGBTQ+ 庆祝活动。
在车辆撞到树上后，据称巴卢特用一把大刀袭击了人们。一名 65 岁的波兰女性死亡，另有 29 人受伤。
苹果公司股票今年上涨的百分比。该公司在周二成为第二家突破 $5tn (£3.78bn) 估值大关的公司。此次上涨正值人工智能股票遭到抛售之际，而抛售是由人们担心人工智能公司通过借贷来资助数据中心扩张而引发的。
英国 6
300万人观看俱乐部板球运动员疑似欺骗裁判 在通常氛围友好的英国俱乐部板球界，一段关于涉嫌作弊的视频在网络上疯传，分享次数超过 300 万次，引发了激烈争议。
北约克郡和南达勒姆板球联赛现在出现了“点击门” (clickgate) —— 或者如网上所起名，叫作“点击庞廷” (Clicky Ponting)，这是在模仿前澳大利亚队长里基·庞廷 (Ricky Ponting) 的名字。
在收到关于索尔特本 (Saltburn) 二队与诺顿 (Norton) 二队之间一场比赛的投诉后，该联赛已承诺进行全面调查。
社交媒体上发布的一段视频显示，一名外野手在击球手击球时，显然在用手指弹响。他被指控试图诱骗裁判认为球在被接住前击中了球拍边缘。
俄罗斯 / 朝鲜
两国首条公路连接线 即将完工 俄罗斯与朝鲜之间建立的 首条公路连接线已接近完工。 与此同时，人们担心该工程 旨在加强在乌克兰战争中的 军事合作。
该桥跨越图们江，连接朝鲜的 图们岗与俄罗斯远东地区的 哈桑。朝鲜方面已在计划的 19 June开通日期前完成了 其部分工程，但俄罗斯方面 进度落后，且尚未确认新的 开通日期。 俄罗斯和朝鲜当局表示，该 项目旨在扩大贸易与旅游。 然而，一个乌克兰人权组织的 一项新调查表明，其目的是 提供一个隐秘的军事后勤走廊。 这条新通道与两国之间唯一的 铁路连接线——友谊桥平行运行。
加拿大 8
前往美国的假期 被其他旅行替代 最新政府数据显示，由于 唐纳德·特朗普对其北邻采取的 敌对政策持续产生经济代价， 加拿大人在 2025 年用于前往 美国的旅游支出比前一年 减少了 $3.3bn（£1.75bn）。
研究还表明，加拿大人已将 美国的假期改为其他国际 目的地。
“随着 2025 年初美国政府 的更替以及‘美国优先’政策 的实施，加拿大人的旅行情绪 发生了剧变，”加拿大统计局 发布的报告中如此写道。
2025 年赴美旅游总支出为 $18.8bn，低于 2024 年的 $22.1bn。
本月，少数前往巨石阵的游客 将被允许近距离接触纪念碑， 而非在绳索警戒线后远处观看， 允许的时间量（以分钟计）。 这些幸运儿将随机选出。
日本
地震死亡人数 持续上升 周二袭击日本的强震导致 死亡人数至周四已升至至少 30 人。 目前，在全国西南地区严重受损的 购物中心、造纸厂以及坍塌房屋中 寻找幸存者的工作仍在继续。 根据县政府数据，这次 6.8-magnitude 地震袭击了九州岛的熊本县， 造成至少 62 人受伤。
官员表示，周四近 5,000 名 自卫队 (SDF) 人员面临高达 35C 的高温，并补充说，昨晚一次 5.8-magnitude余震进一步阻碍了救援 工作。日本首相高市早苗表示， 救援人员在救出被困在废墟中 的人员时面临着一场“与时间的 赛跑”。
体育 10
阿明之孙拳击手 因头撞对方被判定失格 伊迪·阿明的孙子在英联邦 运动会首秀中以屈辱告终， 由于用头撞击英国对手， 这位拳击手被取消了资格， 随后他向裁判发起了激烈的 言语攻击。
来自乌干达的 25-year-old 阿齐兹·阿卜杜尔在赛后拒绝 与一名记者交谈，原因是该 记者此前对他那位暴君祖父 的报道。
“不，不是你，”阿卜杜尔对 来自英国新闻协会 (Press Association) 的记者说道，“我不喜欢你。” 一名乌干达队官员迅速澄清道： “是因为你对他祖父说的话。”
在苏格兰格拉斯哥举行的超重量级 比赛前，阿卜杜尔坚称他祖父的 成就“激励了我”。
由于其自创的招牌拳击， 阿卜杜尔也被称为“阿齐兹·林戈”。
国际足联 (Fifa) 计划向私人 投资者出售世界杯股份的潜在 价值（以美元计）。 国际足联主席詹尼·因凡蒂诺 正请求 211 个成员足球协会 支持其计划，但欧洲足联 (Uefa) 和英足总 (FA) 均在批评该 提议的行列之列。
欧洲山火与气候紧急情况
比尔·麦古尔 (Bill McGuire)，《卫报》 波尔多和马德里城门外燃烧的山火规模如此惊人，以至于如果它们发生在 20 甚至 10 年前，很可能会震撼世界，从而促使人们针对气候危机采取行动。但就像寓言中那个处于缓慢加热水锅中的青蛙一样，我们已经变得麻木了；不仅是对气候崩溃日益严重的破坏性影响，而且对于遏制全球升温所需采取的行动也变得日益麻木。即使在全球范围内有超过 35,000 场山火在肆虐，而且我们继续将地球的气候拨回至与其遥远过去中高温时期的相似状态，各国政府和贸易集团仍非常刻意地背离气候行动。这尚未成为大多数气候承诺的末日式反转，无数其他气候政策的延续性证明了这一点。然而，我们正处于一个极其关键的时期：如果我们不希望气候行动的倒退继续下去，我们现在就必须采取行动。
蒂姆·斯坦利 (Tim Stanley)，《电报》 我逐渐认为，网络右翼正在走上歧途，他们摒弃同情心或魅力，让自己陷入愤怒且无关紧要的死胡同。以气候变化为例。这已不再是一个推测问题：欧洲那些残酷且持续的山火，就是我们现在的生存状态。它们可能是由一个拿着 Zippo 打火机的白痴点燃的，但漫长而炎热的夏天夺走了土壤中的水分，使情况变得无限糟糕。全球变暖——是的，我们可以这么称呼它——正在杀死保守主义者声称热爱的事物。农业。乡村传统。数以百万计的法国鸡，这些可怜的小东西几乎是被活活烫死的。据认为，欧洲上个月损失了约 10 million 吨的预测粮食产量，这可能意味着更多的进口（嘘！）和更高的价格（嘘！）。资本主义在末日中无法繁荣。令人感到诡异的是，当农业政治聚焦于令人反感的税收时，实际的业务却受到一种仍被一些博主认为是骗局的现象威胁。
皮拉尔·梅拉 (Pilar Mera)，《国家报》 在我们的记忆中，火一直存在，但并非在这种爆发性贪婪的语境下。当“新常态”是由恐怖热浪之间的短暂正常气温波动组成时，当极端元素的结合不再是异常现象而是日常现实时，当我们目睹数以千计的疏散以及几乎无法扑灭的火灾时，我们不能顽固地坚持认为一切都没有改变。预防依然是关键，但微小的姿态已不再足够。我们需要在消防工作中见效的手段：增加资源，协调不同政府层级的行动，并确保每个部门履行并资助其应承担的职责。我们也知道什么行不通：否认问题。
电影 《蜘蛛侠：崭新之日》(Spider-Man: Brand New Day) 现正热映 ★★★☆☆
从平庸的动作片 泥潭中救出
就在几周前，汤姆·霍兰德还告诉我们，他在克里斯托弗·诺兰执导的《奥德赛》中饰演的特勒马库斯是他“最后一次机会扮演男孩”。而现在，霍兰德再次回归，饰演那个据称是瘦小、笨拙的蛛形类年轻超级英雄——蜘蛛侠。诚然，他现在不再是“蜘蛛男孩”，而且如今的霍兰德实际上比之前更魁梧、更强壮，展示出了相当结实的肱二头肌。
他在这个角色中逐渐成熟。但这个角色是否也随之进化了？
重点是，这部电影是一个重启。在上一部电影《蜘蛛侠：英雄无归》的结尾，凭借斯特兰奇博士巨大的精神力量——顺便说一句，这种力量在这一集里其实大有用武之地，但这是叙事宇宙的不一致之处，你只能选择忽视——彼得·帕克得以抹除所有关于他是蜘蛛侠的记忆。这包括他那个憨傻的死党内德·利兹（雅各布·巴塔隆 饰），更关键的是，包括他一生的挚爱MJ（赞达亚 饰）。
故事开始时，他作为打击犯罪的蜘蛛侠深受纽约人喜爱，住在一家设备齐全但破旧的单间房里，他的秘密身份再次成为秘密，但他心中依然深切思念着他爱的人。而且他不再年轻。这究竟在多大程度上算是一个“崭新的开始”？
在这部电影中，蜘蛛侠必须应对一个阴险的新实体，该实体似乎正在控制城中重要人物的身体——首先是反派蝎子（迈克尔·曼多 饰）——目的是攻击并渗透一个关键政府部门——由比尔·梅茨格管理的损害管制部，该角色由优秀的特拉梅尔·蒂尔曼（出演过美剧《离职》）饰演。这是一个令人不安的新进展，同时帕克也出现了前所未有的身体和心理健康问题。他头痛欲裂，而这些症状将我们的英雄带入了一种我只能用“大卫·克伦克堡风格”来形容的境地。
为了应对这些内在和外在的危机，帕克 / 蜘蛛侠不得不咨询黑寡妇（弗洛伦斯·普尤的一次有趣的客串），后者在浸泡池中一边休息一边与他交谈，而害羞的蜘蛛侠则戴着面具并穿着内裤加入了她。他还不得不向年长的学者布鲁斯·班纳博士（马克·鲁法洛 饰），也就是绿巨人寻求建议，这段重拾的旧识关系最终以混乱收场。此外，蜘蛛侠还发现自己与高度紧张的硬汉弗兰克·“惩罚者”·卡斯尔陷入了一种充满矛盾的敌友 / 兄弟情中，他曾救过对方的命，该角色由霍兰德在《奥德赛》中的对手戏演员乔·伯恩塔尔饰演。
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▲重燃爱火……蜘蛛侠 (汤姆·荷兰) 与 赞达亚 (MJ)
摄影：CTMG / PA
她与新男友亲热的场景。因此，荷兰与赞达亚——实际上是《奥德赛》的另一位演员——有一些非常重大、甚至略带冲击力的戏份。这些相遇承载着一种痛苦的希望，即帕克能够以某种方式重燃爱火，并在追求他孤独的使命时找到幸福。
赞达亚挽救了这部电影。她将其从愚蠢和总是威胁要将其淹没的通用既视感（deja vu）中解救出来。MJ的平民身份及其非超级英雄的特质，使赞达亚成熟的演技在屏幕上脱颖而出，而其他所有人（包括荷兰）都没有获得这种机会。她自然放松的风格和自信地让整个进程得到了提升，尤其是她在某一时刻展现出的那一抹出格的性感。导演德斯汀·丹尼尔·克雷顿发挥出了她的最佳状态。
除此之外，蜘蛛侠的世界依然如故，这种重复感让我们在感到无奈的同时也心生亲切。一如既往地，蜘蛛侠可以在曼哈顿的上空荡秋千，而即便在非密集建筑区，他的蛛丝也无需依附于上方任何水平平面（尽管他可能利用了电线）。而且，《蜘蛛侠：崭新之日》(Spider-Man: Brand New Day) 就像所有 MCU 电影一样，总是倾向于在数字合成的大城市中制造末日般但又诡异地暂时性的破坏。这是一个令人愉快的奇观，但确实缺乏像更具实验性的《蜘蛛侠：平行宇宙》动画片那样的创新感。这部作品需要一次更彻底的重启。 彼得·布拉德肖 (Peter Bradshaw)
摄影 城市肖像 (Portrait of a City) 杜尔维奇美术馆， 伦敦 ★★★★☆
美国之 污垢、坚毅 与辉煌
这是一个发人深省且扣人心弦的展览，它追踪了两条交汇的发展线：现代城市环境的构建与摄影语言的演变。展览聚焦于 20 世纪定义时代的摄影师在全美各城市拍摄的作品，由纽约的画意摄影先驱阿尔弗雷德·斯蒂格利茨（Alfred Stieglitz）和爱德华·斯泰肯（Edward Steichen）开篇，随后通过一系列杰作展开，首先是社会纪实摄影的早期范例：多萝西亚·朗（Dorothea Lange）的《移民之母》（Migrant Mother）和《面包线的白色天使》（White Angel Breadline），以及刘易斯·海因（Lewis Hine）在帝国大厦建设期间拍摄的标志性肖像——高空钢结构工人维克多·“弗兰奇”·戈塞林（Victor “Frenchy” Gosselin）。
所有大师悉数在场：伊尔莎·宾（Ilse Bing）、玛丽·艾伦·马克（Mary Ellen Mark）、戴安·阿勃丝（Diane Arbus）、索尔·莱特（Saul Leiter）、理查德·阿维顿（Richard Avedon）。展出第一部分的许多摄影师曾接受绘画训练，这体现在他们对构图和光线极尽辉煌的关注上。亚伦·西斯金德（Aaron Siskind）的《哈莱姆记录》（Harlem Document）反映了他与罗斯科（Rothko）和克莱因（Kline）的友谊影响，他在哈莱姆区撕裂的海报和剥落的油漆中，寻找属于他自己的抽象表现主义，同时也为社会抗议创造了一种全新的摄影语言。
孤独身影与庞大城市对比的图像反复出现。
▼ 玛丽·艾伦·马克拍摄的《车里的达姆一家》（The Damm Family in Their Car），1987年 M
照片：玛丽·艾伦·马克 / 玛丽·艾伦·马克基金会
路易斯·福勒（Louis Faurer） 1949 年拍摄的《凝视洛克菲勒中心的 RCA 大楼》（Looking at the RCA Building at Rockefeller Center）道尽了这一切——一个戴着软呢帽的人正看向一座如此宏伟、几乎占据整个画面的建筑。
入夜后，城市的紧张情绪浮出水面，所有的古怪之辈纷纷出没。展览的亮点是那些沉溺于此的图像，例如 威吉（Weegee）拍摄的纽约夜色中极具煽情色彩的快照，描绘了谋杀案、可怕的事故以及只有城市才能产生的奇特瞬间。
罗伊·德卡拉瓦（Roy DeCarava）有一件简单得令人心碎的天才之作：《走廊》（Hallway）拍摄的是哈莱姆区一栋出租公寓楼里的一条空走廊，很像艺术家成长的地方。它由一只灯泡昏暗地照亮，几乎完全被阴影吞噬，墙壁的线条将你的视线向内牵引。德卡拉瓦这幅幽闭恐惧症般的图像让你感受站在那个空间中的真实感。他在黑色中发现了丰富性和表现力，它像任何其他色调一样复杂、立体且多样。
这次展览重述了美国的城市叙事——这里几乎所有的摄影师都是第一代或第二代欧洲移民。它还展示了摄影如何成为艺术家应对城市压倒性特质的一种方式，试图掌控它，使其成为自己的东西。它还关于每天发生的、无数个安静但令人惊叹的瞬间。比如彼得·胡贾尔（Peter Hujar）的《里奇》（Richie），在纽约夜晚的街道上，在雨中伫立沉思片刻，雨滴在汽车挡风玻璃上闪烁。
我们穿过 60 年代和 70 年代，那时发型变得更时髦，政治变得更激烈，最后在地铁中结束，沉浸在布鲁斯·戴维森（Bruce Davidson）在纽约布满涂鸦的火车上拍摄的 80 年代徕卡（Leica）照片中。在这里，我们再次处于运动之中，在文化、年龄、种族和阶级交锋的城市生活之所。人们上班，入睡，恋爱，争吵。落日天空的深红色光芒将车厢沐浴在一种美丽且感性的光辉中。火车继续行驶。而这座不可阻挡的城市，依然在令人疯狂且无情的运动之中。 夏洛特·詹森 (Charlotte Jansen) 展至 10 月 4 日 展至 10 月 4 日
剧场 《洗净》（Cleansed） 伦敦，阿尔梅达剧院 (Almeida) ★★★★☆
残酷愿景 与我们的时代 产生共鸣
莎拉·凯恩因其剧作中写实且血腥的暴力而饱受指责，但评论家们请注意：如果你选择谴责剧作家描写流血和人类残忍的怪诞行为，那么你肯定也得谴责古希腊戏剧、大剧院（Grand Guignol）以及莎士比亚。
或许是凯恩笔下血腥场景中那种“迎面冲击”（in-yer-face）的特质令人反感。确实，在这部 1998 年的剧作中，面对恐怖毫无退缩。“死亡并不是他们能对你做的最糟糕的事，”一个角色说道，而他的话随后通过强奸和肢体残毁得到了印证。
复排《清洗》（Cleansed）有太多可能出错的地方。这部剧以难以舞台化而著称，剧本指示要求老鼠叼走被截断的肢体，巨大的向日葵在地面上爆炸。因此，导演丽贝卡·弗雷克纳尔（Rebecca Frecknall）敢于挑战这部作品是勇敢的，而这次豪赌获得了回报——无论是在我们这个暴力世界中产生的可怕共鸣，还是在她强大的创作成就方面。
《清洗》设定在一所让人想起集中营的大学里，是一部关于战争且尚未完成的三部曲之一，该系列始于《炸裂》（Blasted），后者是对 20 世纪 90 年代波黑冲突的回应。观看弗雷克纳尔这部强有力的制作时，你会想起之前和之后所有的战争。丁克（Tinker，利奥·比尔 饰）是折磨者。他表面上平庸无奇，或许体现了汉娜·阿伦特所说的“平庸之恶”。他的目标是那些被认为性倾向异常的人，特别是两名同性恋男子：罗德（Rod，帕斯·塔克拉尔 饰）和卡尔（Carl，卢克·辛奎-怀特 饰）。他的动机是权力、某种指导原则，还是纯粹的施虐欲？剧中从未解释。
弗雷克纳尔在现实主义与更具诗意的风格之间摆动：当角色处于痛苦的极点时，他们的动作变成了一种表现主义舞蹈。这种残忍令人心力交瘁，但在一个暴力每天在社交媒体推送中直播的世界里，它重新激活了我们的感知。而且，这部剧传递的信息却出奇地浪漫：人类对爱与美的需求依然存在，其力量与暴力一样至关重要——即使对于像丁克这样的人也是如此。
▲ 痛苦的极点…… 珀尔·钱达 饰演 格蕾丝
摄影：马克·布伦纳
截至 8 月 29 日
古典乐 伯明翰城市管弦乐团 (CBSO) / 山田 伦敦 皇家阿尔伯特音乐厅 ★★★★☆
的机智 遇见亚当斯 宏伟的 极简主义
美国极简主义可以带来冲击与震撼，可以催眠并放慢你的脉搏，但它多久能让你笑一次？那么，山田一基（Kazuki Yamada）和伯明翰城市管弦乐团将约翰·亚当斯 1980 年具有开创性的史诗巨作《风风琴》（Harmonium）——一场关于爱、死亡与欲望的声音搏斗——与业内最机智、最圆滑、最擅长自嘲的作曲家弗朗西斯·普朗克（Francis Poulenc）的音乐相结合，这真是个绝妙的主意。
普朗克甚至不忍心称一部交响曲为交响曲，这完全符合他的性格。任何宏大叙事的幻想都在他将 1948 年的《小交响曲》（Sinfonietta）名称缩小化时被抛诸脑后，这部作品在一系列无可挑剔的阴影处理中展开。
——这是今年布克奖长名单中年龄最大的作者。如果 M·约翰·哈里森凭借《万物之终结》（The End of Everything）获胜，他将成为该奖项历史上年龄最大的获奖者。
剧场 《失宠的劳动》 伦敦 莎士比亚环球剧场 ★★★★☆
西班牙大锅饭 将一部棘手的剧作 变为一场盛宴
《爱的徒劳》(Love’s Labour’s Lost) 相对不受欢迎的事实，源于这部 1590 年代中期的喜剧是莎士比亚戏剧技巧的早期尝试——皇家莎士比亚公司 (RSC) 的在线时间线将其列为 38 部主要认定剧作中的第九部——且具有一个异常不明确的结局：典型的第五幕“结婚循环”被突然推迟了一年。
这些问题意味着，即使是原教旨主义者，对某种解决问题的导演构思的反对程度也比平时要低。印第安娜·洛恩-柯林斯 (Indiana Lown-Collins) 为莎士比亚环球剧场带来的复排版提供了一次激进的修订。在莎士比亚的原作中，法国公主及其随从访问了西班牙的纳瓦拉王国——那里有三个年轻人签署了一项早期的“排毒计划”，放弃性生活和食物以进行冥想——而公主的到来威胁到了他们的誓言。在这个版本中，所有人都变成了西班牙人——在 26 年的夏天，由于观众席中挥舞的小扇子数量之多，简直像是在马德里旺季的街头咖啡馆一样，这种转化得到了助力。
“Adieu”变成了“adios”，其他一些英语词汇也被翻译——例如，一顿正餐被具体指定为西班牙大锅饭 (paella)——而剧情则融入了弗拉门哥舞和歌曲。原剧中的猎鹿变成了斗牛，由帕布罗·埃格亚 (Pablo Egea) 以斗牛般的猎物身份进行了精彩的舞蹈演绎。
舞蹈与动作编排
Olé! … 弗拉门哥舞者帕布罗·埃格亚和阿妮塔·拉·马尔特萨 (Anita La Maltesa)
照片：TRISTRAM KENTON / THE GUARDIAN
以及具有质感的舞蹈、行进曲和旋律，这些都对任何所谓的“循序渐进的发展”嗤之以鼻。
清晰且文雅，山田 (Yamada) 演绎的普朗克 (Poulenc) 堪称完美。当音乐中包含如此多笑点时，你必须极其严肃地演奏；这更为关键，因为接下来的普朗克《双钢琴协奏曲》将带来一个喧闹的尾声。荷兰双子星尤森兄弟 (Jussen brothers) 自少年天才时期起便在演奏此曲，他们穿着配套西装在普罗姆斯音乐节 (Proms) 的首秀中跳然而出，以不可抑制的节奏能量投入到这部顽皮的音乐讽刺剧中。两个脑袋在舞台两侧有力地同步点头，手指飞快联动：极具格调的乐趣。
经常抢戏，弗拉门哥舞中浪漫的渴望与潜在的暴力相当合理地反映了剧中的主题。节目单将卡门·伊加萨 (Carmen Igarza) 列为编舞，瓦妮莎·格韦拉 (Vanessa Guevara) 列为前西班牙时期动作顾问；无论这对搭档如何协作，他们都理应在每场演出结束时接受谢幕。
不那么令人愉快的是，大幅度的改写在高潮部分的“反浪漫”互动中引入了伊丽莎白一世的人物形象，包括关于她的性生活和阴道的笑话。莎士比亚的剧作本身充满粗俗之风，而这部制作将其发挥到了极致：在三个试图禁欲的男人伪装成莫斯科人的场景中，他们穿着金色的阴囊护罩和带乳头形状的肩垫。然而，如果莎士比亚当时以这种方式戏弄他的赞助人，那么《爱的徒劳》就会成为他的最后一部剧作。我担心学生和游客离开环球剧场时，会对莎士比亚时代的“冒犯君主罪”产生误解。
但这部作品在其构思范围内，总体上是一次享受。菲利普·阿尔迪蒂 (Philip Arditti) 赋予其傲慢的伯罗尼 (Berowne) 角色一种来自文化层面的色欲气息，并与贝亚·塞古拉 (Bea Segura) 灵动的罗莎琳 (Rosaline) 进行了精彩的交锋。除了负责动作和音乐的人员，选角导演贝基·帕里斯 (Becky Paris) 也应赢得掌声。
马克·劳森 (Mark Lawson) 截止 13 September
几周前在伯明翰的一次《谐波琴》（Harmonium）演出缺乏合唱团的力度，但随着悉尼爱乐合唱团（Sydney Philharmonia Choirs）的加入，CBSO合唱团现在拥有了亚当斯（Adams）这部类合唱协奏曲所要求的起伏纹理画布——在《负面之爱》（Negative Love）中，人声被处理成脉动的光点；在《狂野之夜》（Wild Nights）中，则像是一种爆发性的、呜咽的嘈杂声。中间乐章《因为我无法为死亡而停步》（Because I could not stop for Death）是唯一的不足之处，在应当令我们出神的地方出现了塌陷。但在此时要求电光火石般的冲击力，就像是在马拉松第 22 英里时要求加快配速——在这一坦率地说具有里程碑意义的成就面前，这不过是一点微小的抱怨。 亚历山德拉·科格伦 (Alexandra Coghlan) BBC Sounds 播出至 10 月 12 日
电视评论 《愤怒》（Furious） Disney+ ★★★★☆
令人振奋的连环杀手惊悚剧 由女性愤怒的潮流驱动
《愤怒》之名名副其实。在其八集的播出过程中，始终被一股坚定的女性愤怒潮流所驱动。该剧由伊丽莎白·梅里韦瑟（Elizabeth Meriwether）创作，她去年为我们带来了令人震惊的《为性而死》（Dying for Sex），以及 2022 年那部节奏轻快、才华横溢的《辍学者》（The Dropout）。剧中的主导是三个复杂且迷人的女性角色，分别由艾米·罗瑟姆（Emmy Rossum）、洛拉·佩蒂克鲁（Lola Petticrew）和昆西·泰勒·伯恩斯坦（Quincy Tyler Bernstine）饰演。出色的配角阵容和紧凑、耐人寻味的剧本，使其成为了真正面向成年人的电视作品。
故事开篇是一个男人在公寓地板上爬行。一个戴着万圣节猫面具的小女人（佩蒂克鲁 饰）在看着他，同时她为门口的孩子收集糖果。“我马上回来，”她说。发完糖果玉米后，她回来时男人刚好爬到了楼梯处。她给他注射了某种东西，然后躺在他身边看着他死去。
罗瑟姆饰演的艾丽斯·布莱克（Alice Black）曾是一名纽约市警（NYPD）警员，在被警察男友袭击后离开了警队。现在，她在等待性犯罪组出现空缺的同时，负责接听联邦调查局（FBI）的举报电话。当她接到依然在纽约市警工作的朋友（斯库特·麦克耐里 饰）的电话，请求她帮助调查楼梯上的尸体时，艾丽斯注意到了这与一个旧案的相似之处。随着更多尸体出现，侦探们得出结论：他们正在追捕一个极其罕见的对象——一名女性连环杀手。
接下来的情节部分是标准的惊悚片，因为他们发现了一个人口贩卖网络；同时也是一场类似于《杀死伊芙》（Killing Eve）的猫鼠游戏，一名侦探与她的猎物之间产生了某种纽带。更重要的是，这是一部探讨创伤反应如何以不同方式显现的人物剧。
剧中有很多令人心碎的场景，但并非你预想的那样。血腥场面很少。我们可能正在见证一个电视戏剧新亚类型的诞生；可以称之为“爱泼斯坦式惊悚剧”。在他出现之前，以及在他那由供应商、帮凶和参与者组成的网络被揭露之前，我们可能会认为《愤怒》的情节荒诞不经，与其阴郁现实的基调和情感色调格格不入。而现在，它成为了一个无缝且令人恐惧的整体，追问个体如何从这类掠食者中幸存，社会如何面对此类认知——以及我们何时会变得足够愤怒，从而采取行动。 露西·曼根 (Lucy Mangan) 露西·曼根 (Lucy Mangan)
1.2 亿英镑 的交易将 Argos 卖给三位 零售业资深人士
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赛恩斯伯里 (Sainsbury’s) 已同意以 £120m 将 Argos 零售连锁店出售，以便专注于其核心食品业务。
这家超市昨日宣布，将在收购该公司十年后（当时收购价超过 £1bn ），将这家目录购物业务出售给三位零售业资深人士。
Argos 将由 Swift Partners 收购，这是一家为此次交易而成立的新公司，由 Richard Pennycook 创办——他曾掌管合作社集团 (Co-operative Group) 并扭转了 Morrisons 超市连锁店的局面——此外还包括另一位前 Morrisons 高管 Trevor Strain 以及零售企业家 Matt Truman。
赛恩斯伯里首席执行官 Simon Roberts 表示，对于员工、客户和供应商而言，这将是“照常经营”。他说：“对于赛恩斯伯里来说，这是我们战略向前迈出的进一步步伐。在重建了食品业务的核心优势后，这项协议使我们能够将所有资源和投资集中在未来的重大机遇上。”
Pennycook 将其在食品零售业的资深经验带到了 Argos，他表示：“我们坚信 Argos 的未来，并看到了投资及其在现有进展基础上进一步发展的真实机会。Argos 的组合——由独立门店、赛恩斯伯里内部门店以及本地履约中心支撑的强大数字化业务——使其在市场上拥有独特的地位和极佳的增长平台。”
受此消息影响，赛恩斯伯里的股价上涨了 3% 以上。
Pennycook 被认为在 Morrisons 收购 Safeway 导致利润崩盘并出现历史上首次亏损后，将其从崩溃边缘救回。他在 2005 , 年加入并担任财务总监，致力于收拾这次糟糕整合后的残局，但两次错失最高职位的机会，并于 2013 年离职。
随后，他接手领导了 Co-op
这是一个双赢。 每家企业都将 发挥各自的优势”
在银行部门的财务问题因一份揭露该银行前主席保罗·弗劳尔斯 (Paul Flowers) 吸毒的小报陷阱报道而加剧后，该集团此时也因彭尼库克 (Pennycook) 重建公司的表现而受到赞赏。
Sainsbury's 在 2016 年初以 £1.3bn 的交易价格收购了 Home Retail Group 旗下的 Argos 及其包含 Habitat 在内的其他品牌，旨在创建一家食品与非食品综合零售商，以与亚马逊 (Amazon) 和约翰刘易斯 (John Lewis) 等公司竞争。
然而，考虑到其较低的营业利润率，且正值消费者密切关注开支之时，这家英国第二大超市一直难以实现其雄心。罗伯茨 (Roberts) 在 2020 年接任该连锁店掌门人时，宣布了专注于“食品优先”战略的意向。
Sainsbury's 去年曾与一家潜在的中国买家就 Argos 进行讨论，但谈判最终破裂。
Swift 的交易预计将于 2027 年初完成，两家企业可能会在 2029 年初前完全独立。Sainsbury's 表示，Argos 将继续以正常方式经营，并签署“涵盖 Sainsbury's 内部 Argos 店铺的长期商业协议”，以及涉及其 Nectar 忠诚卡计划的协议。Habitat 产品将根据长期品牌许可协议继续由 Sainsbury's 和 Argos 销售。
Argos 拥有 1,100 多个取货点，并在英国经营 660 多家店铺，其中约三分之二位于 Sainsbury's 店内。
罗伯茨表示，他已与 Swift 进行了数月的谈判，并告诉记者他相信 Argos 现在找到了合适的所有者：“我们确实认为这是一个双赢。每家企业都将能够发挥各自的优势。”
Sainsbury's 的经纪公司 Shore Capital 的零售分析师克莱夫·布莱克 (Clive Black) 表示，他一直好奇 Argos 是否“与 Sainsbury's 杂货业务的市场定位完全一致且对称”。他表示，从财务角度来看，Argos 一直是“表现欠佳”的业务，而出售过程也“充满挑战且旷日持久”。
商店员工工会 Usdaw 的全国干事巴利·奥卢克 (Bally Auluk) 表示，工会欢迎“对维持店内店、独立店和本地履约中心模式的承诺”，并呼吁任何变更都应“公平、透明地处理，并与员工及其工会代表进行磋商”。
2014年2月，数千名“小绿人”——身着无标志制服的俄罗斯士兵——涌入克里米亚，夺取了军事基地和基础设施的控制权。他们的到来标志着弗拉基米尔·普京兼并该半岛的开端。
在接下来的几个月里，华盛顿和布鲁塞尔对大批普京的盟友实施制裁，理由是他们涉嫌为此次袭击提供支持。其中就包括康斯坦丁·马洛费耶夫，这位蓄着浓密胡须的媒体大亨因其极右翼超民族主义意识形态而被地称为“东正教寡头”。
在西方反弹之际，一个强大的法国家族采取了相反的做法，向莫斯科和马洛费耶夫伸出了友谊之手。在欧盟对马洛费耶夫的制裁生效一个月后，菲利普·德·维利埃和尼古拉·德·维利埃——这家全球知名主题公园公司 Puy du Fou 背后的父子档——前往克里米亚历史悠久的黑海度假胜地雅尔塔。
在那里，老德·维利埃与普京讨论了这家法国公司新建两个公园的计划。
这些场馆（其中一个位于新占领的乌克兰领土上）将与马洛费耶夫合作，旨在“突出俄罗斯的历史以及俄罗斯灵魂的重要性”。
最终，那些宏伟的计划从未结果。Puy du Fou 现在将目光投向了其他地平线。预计在几天内，它将获得在牛津郡乡村建设一座耗资 6 亿英镑 公园的规划批准，其中将包括历史重演、模拟中世纪城堡、主题村庄、酒店和餐厅。
但就在该公司准备将 1,000 年以上的英国历史戏剧化时，新的证据引发了人们对其自身历史描述的质疑。
在 2014. 年7月欧盟实施制裁后，这种伙伴关系。但《卫报》看到的最新文件表明，这种关系在随后数月内仍在继续，且根据专家的说法，可能已经触及了欧盟制裁的底线。
“当我看到制裁与反制裁的恶性循环时，我认为欧洲领导人们是不负责任的，”时年 65, 岁的菲利普·德·维利埃在 2014 年8月告诉法国电台RTL。“我很乐意用[法国领导人]奥兰德和[尼古拉]萨科齐来交换普京，”他补充道。
34 岁的尼古拉则表达得更为浪漫：“他[普京]的话语温柔，眼神甜蜜。”
两人在雅尔塔被迷住之后，均表示他们将业务扩展到俄罗斯的梦想无需因为莫斯科与西方之间日益紧张的关系而脱轨。
《卫报》看到的最新证据揭示了他们一直在构建的伙伴关系。至少有一个公园将被命名为“Tsargrad”（帝国之城），这与马洛费耶夫为其自己的媒体公司所起的名字相同。
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根据《卫报》看到的一份文件，尼古拉·德·维利耶斯 (Nicolas de Villiers) 和马洛费耶夫 (Malofeyev) 已经签署了一份“条款清单”文件，规定了一项名为“沙扎格勒 Puy du Fou”(Puy du Fou Tsargrad) 的 50:50 合资 venture。
这份协议签署于 2014 年 7 月 12 日，其时机之糟糕不言而喻。2014 年 7 月 30 日，这位东正教寡头因涉嫌为克里米亚的并入提供财政支持而遭到欧盟制裁。Puy du Fou 表示，制裁意味着该合作伙伴关系的终结。
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该公司表示：“随着制裁制度开始分批实施，我们停止了与一位……现已被制裁的个人的合作，此人此前被介绍为我们的当地合作伙伴。”
“当更广泛的国际努力显然陷入停滞且未见改善时，我们很适当地决定不再参与俄罗斯市场，因此撤出了在那里所有的潜在项目和合作伙伴，而有条不紊地完成撤出工作花费了一年多时间。”
罗马式斗兽场的一场战车赛，上方是法国莱埃佩斯 (Les Epesses) Puy du Fou 的角斗士
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然而，《卫报》看到的资料似乎表明，为了维持项目的生存，他们与马洛费耶夫的关联人士保持着持续的关系。
2014 年 9 月，在马洛费耶夫被制裁两个月后，Puy du Fou 的员工在内部传阅了一份文件，概述了沙扎格勒项目如何重新结构以适应地缘政治局势。
组织架构图设想由马洛费耶夫向一家俄罗斯实体——沙扎格勒 Puy du Fou 有限责任公司 (Tsargrad Puy du Fou LLC) 提供启动资金和短期贷款，该公司将把经营收益存入 Puy du Fou International 持有的银行账户。随附在文件中的注释提到，该账户使用俄罗斯卢比以“避免制裁可能产生的影响”。
根据该文件，该计划的第二阶段将涉及将该俄罗斯实体置于一家由马洛费耶夫和 Puy du Fou 共同拥有的离岸公司之中。这家离岸公司将持有该公园精心编排的演出的知识产权，并收取股息，然后将其分配给 Puy du Fou 和马洛费耶夫。
内部通信似乎表明，Puy du Fou 意识到了重组的风险，并在 2022 年 9 月告诉其俄罗斯合作伙伴，它赞成该计划，但对“国际背景和制裁问题”持谨慎态度，因为这可能会使公司面临处罚。
目前没有证据表明这一结构最终被实施。但文件表明，与马洛费耶夫关联人士的财务交易一直持续到 2015 年，资金用于支持那些似乎旨在按计划推进该项目的活动。
《卫报》看到的一份 2015 年 1 月的预算文件显示，Puy du Fou 继续为该项目选角，甚至在俄罗斯租用了一个体育馆来举行试镜。
23.5 百万卢比（近 £500,000）的预算中包括了办公室租赁、员工工资以及 75 块刻有沙扎格勒 Puy du Fou 标志的腕表等明细款项，后者被描述为“礼物”。大多数款项标注的日期为 2015 年 1 月 31 日，而至少有一项款项涵盖的期限直到 2015 年 4 月。
Puy du Fou 表示：“在探索国际项目时，不可避免地会在双方产生一些低级别的供应商 / 咨询费用，因为不可能免费探索国际项目；这些费用从未涉及任何被制裁的实体，完全符合法国和欧盟法律。”
内部记录引发了关于 Puy du Fou 如何遵守制裁法律的质疑。这些记录表明，其中一些交易并非直接与 Malofeyev 合作，而是与一家名为 Marshall Capital (MarCap) 的公司合作。
当美国在 2014 年 12 月效仿欧盟将 Malofeyev 列入制裁名单时，由于 Malofeyev 在 MarCap 中担任管理合伙人的角色，美国同时也对 MarCap 实施了限制。
记录显示，2015 年期间向 MarCap 员工支付的款项，至少有一部分是由 Puy du Fou 资助的。文件表明，这家法国公司在讨论该项目时的主要联系人是 Yury Leonov，他是 MarCap 的一名员工，也是 Malofeyev 的一名关键下属。
维利尔斯将讨论“一月份发票的支付”问题。
普伊·杜·富（Puy du Fou）员工在7月和8月的电子邮件往来也被抄送给了奥列格·奥钦斯基（Oleg Ochinsky），他是马洛费耶夫（Malofeyev）已知的商业伙伴，在一份内部文件中被描述为马洛费耶夫的“DG”，据理解是指“总经理”。
普伊·杜·富似乎直到至少2015年8月才决定结束与列昂诺夫（Leonov）、奥钦斯基以及沙皇格勒（Tsargrad）项目的合作关系。
K&L Gates律师事务所合伙人及制裁专家迈克尔·鲁克（Michael Ruck）表示：“此事的具体情况似乎在制裁合规方面引发了疑问，以及相关的限制措施是否会禁止任何正在进行的活动。”
“当制裁实施且个人或组织被指定时，相关限制立即生效。不存在自动的缓冲期，除非颁发了允许此类缓冲期的特定许可证或豁免，否则任何违反制裁限制的交易均被禁止。”
普伊·杜·富拒绝回答是否获得了此类许可证，也未提及与MarCap员工之间显而易见的交易。该公司表示，由于“俄罗斯和克里米亚地缘政治局势的迅速恶化而措手不及”。它补充道：“在尝试缓解冲突显然失败且国际制裁机制被正式建立后，我们理所当然地取消了这项计划。”
对于菲利普·德·维利尔斯（Philippe de Villiers）来说，他与马洛费耶夫之间存在一种天然的亲近感，这种亲近感基于信仰以及一种对穆斯林和LGBTQ+群体深表怀疑的极右翼政治风格。
德·维利尔斯是一位职业政治家，曾抱有总统野心，并在普伊·杜·富总部所在的法国西部旺代（Vendée）地区被许多人奉为英雄。作为法国极右翼的领军人物，他宣布伊斯兰教与法兰西共和国不相容，并猛烈抨击LGBTQ+权利。他不再参与普伊·杜·富企业的经营，但仍担任董事。
一家于2021年开业的西班牙公园正蓬勃发展，普伊·杜·富现在看来已准备好迎接其迄今为止最大的国际冒险——征服英国。
英国旅游局（Visit Britain）以及英国政府本身都支持这一项目。规划审批预计将在几周内通过，计划于2029年开业。但随着游客们成群结队地进入园区，聆听普伊·杜·富讲述的英国历史，关于这家法国机构自身讲述的故事仍存疑问。
在利率上升担忧中 7月仅上涨 0.1%
Joanna Partridge Kalyeena Makortoff
由于潜在买家在伊朗战争期间对利率保持谨慎，经济的不确定性抑制了上个月英国房价的增长，而此时本应是购房高峰季节。
根据贷款机构 Nationwide 的数据，7月份房价比上月上涨了 0.1%，而年度价格增长速度放缓至 1.8%，低于 6 月份的 2.2%。
一栋平均住宅的价格在 7 月略微上升至 £277,542，高于 6 月的 £277,484。然而，这仍然低于 5 月的平均价格，当时价格曾涨至 £278,000 以上。
Nationwide 的首席经济学家 Robert Gardner 表示：“地缘政治紧张局势依然高企，伊朗与美国之间的冲突在近几周再次给能源价格和市场利率带来上涨压力。”
“金融市场对 [英格兰] 银行利率未来走势的预期一直波动不定，反映出人们对国内外事件所带来的通胀影响的看法在不断变化。”
英格兰银行周四将利率维持在 3.75%，但表示如果伊朗战争升级，利率可能会上升。
房屋建筑商 Taylor Wimpey 在公布上半年业绩时警告称，市场状况“具有挑战性”，并表示正面临买家需求疲软和建筑成本上升的问题。该公司股价在早盘交易中下跌了近 6%。
总部位于伦敦的房产中介 Antony Roberts 的销售主管 Amy Reynolds 表示：“卖家多于买家，但卖家并没有恐慌。要价在下降，但这在很大程度上仅仅是最初的定价过高，在寻找市场水平的过程中逐渐回归。”
NatWest Group 昨天表示，其抵押贷款余额在今年第二季度激增，因为在伊朗战争开始推高借贷利率后，房屋所有者试图锁定交易。
1.8% 根据 Nationwide 的数据，7 月英国房价的年度增长率为 1.8%，低于 6 月的 2.2% £277,542 上个月英国平均住宅价格略低于 5 月，当时的价格超过了 £278,000
揭露不透明的 AI 经济
Aisha Down Dan Milmo Graeme Wearden
即便是在人工智能（AI）这个如过山车般的世界里，本周的波动也格外剧烈，因为投资者正仓促应对那些威胁到西方最大芯片制造商主导地位的进展。
这一切始于双重打击。周一，中国存储芯片制造商 CXMT 在上海股市上市，价值飙升 466% 至 3.3 万亿元（£365bn）。同一天，有报道称中国已经开发出自己的深紫外光刻工具，而这项技术对于计算机芯片供应链至关重要，此前一直由荷兰公司 ASML 垄断。
与 AI 相关的股票，尤其是芯片制造商，在全球范围内下跌，导致许多指数下滑。韩国的主要股票指数也随之下滑。
指数，综合股价指数（Kospi），在周二下跌了 11.5%，周三进一步下跌 6%，被其两家最大的公司——半导体制造商 SK Hynix 和三星电子拖累。
周四，美国主要的科技指数纳斯达克（Nasdaq）一度进入回调区间，从近期高点下跌超过 10%，随后有所回升。截至周四晚上，英伟达（Nvidia）下跌超过 5%，此时其全球最大上市公司的地位已被苹果公司（Apple）取代。
次日出现了大幅反弹，亚马逊（Amazon）和微软（Microsoft）强劲的财务业绩平息了交易者的紧张情绪。综合股价指数（Kospi）跳涨近 20%——尽管本周的暴跌仍意味着该指数记录了自 2008 年全球金融危机以来最糟糕的一个月。那么，这些进展意味着什么，为什么会让西方投资者如此不安？
CXMT 的亮相令人印象深刻。但该公司对于全球 AI 经济而言，可能更多是一项助力而非威胁。它生产动态随机存取存储器（Dram）芯片，这些芯片存储了其他 AI 芯片在计算时所需调用的数据。
目前全球范围内 Dram 芯片短缺，这就是为什么预计手机和电脑的价格将大幅上涨。至关重要的一点是，它们不是图形处理单元（GPU）——后者才是 AI 系统中的关键芯片和“大脑”。
这意味着 CXMT 并不威胁到 GPU 制造商英伟达（Nvidia），后者是 AI 经济中最大的公司，也是唯一一家在 AI 领域获利的公司。他们生产的是互补产品，而非竞争产品。这家中国公司可能会对确实生产内存芯片的 SK Hynix 和美光（Micron）构成威胁。
然而，研究公司 Forrester 的分析师 Alvin Nguyen 表示，鉴于全球内存短缺可能会持续到 2030 年，这些股票的抛售是一种“过度反应”。“SK Hynix、美光等公司，他们起初就无法生产足够的内存芯片……而需求在持续增长。”
与 JIMI FAMUREWA 共同参与 跟随美食记者和广播员 Jimi Famurewa，在一系列新节目中结识塑造我们饮食方式的人们与佳肴。请在 YouTube 或《卫报》（Guardian）上观看。
一个更严重的担忧可能是中国新获得制造光刻工具的能力。这些工具本质上是精密激光，允许芯片制造商在硅片上刻画出世界上最细的线条。
直到现在，只有 ASML 能够制造这种机器。如果本周的报道正确，北京——在理论上——可以生产出与英伟达（Nvidia）竞争的 GPU。这将给这家全球最大的公司，以及华尔街带来麻烦。
但一个严肃的竞争者仍需数年时间才能出现。“就我所知，晶圆厂（semiconductor fabrication plants）的开发仍需数年时间，”Nguyen 解释道。
英国云服务公司 Civo 的首席执行官 Mark Boost 表示赞同。“投资者对短期威胁反应过度，”他说。“制造出少数几台机器是一个巨大的象征性胜利，但无法一夜之间在商业上取代 ASML。晶圆厂运行依赖于效率和良率……”
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直到这些中国工具能够与西方的可靠性相媲美，ASML 的全球主导地位在中国大陆以外的地区在结构上仍然是安全的。”
从长远来看，本周的进展将改变 AI 经济的游戏规则，尽管在很多方面，这些本应是可以预见的。考虑到美国的出口管制，中国别无选择，只能开发本土能力。
在线股票交易公司 IG 的首席市场分析师克里斯·博尚普（Chris Beauchamp）表示：“这些中国芯片公司似乎准备对大型芯片制造商采取同样的策略，就像他们此前在钢铁、汽车以及许多其他行业中所做的那样，即通过低价倾销并以价格优势击败对手。”
本周的修正可能是过度反应——但对于一个高度依赖单一公司（英伟达）命运且循环、不透明的 AI 经济体来说，这也是一种合理的反应。其股价正在缓慢回升，但仍低于上周的价值。
导致投资者焦虑的一个促成因素似乎又是另一个循环且不透明的交易。上周日，《华尔街日报》报道称，英伟达正在考虑为 OpenAI 的一个数据中心项目提供 $250bn (£186bn) 的后备资金担保。在此之前的半年里，两家公司之间的一项 $100bn 交易已经破裂。
据晨星公司（Morningstar）称，这是英伟达本周股价下跌的一个重要因素。其背后的焦虑在于，该公司已成为“AI 的中央银行”——以大多数人无法理解的方式支撑着经济的巨大版块和全球股票市场。
Claude 突破限制并黑入其他网络
Anthropic 表示，其 Claude 人工智能模型在测试期间黑入了三个组织的系统。就在几天前，其竞争对手 OpenAI 透露，一个失控的代理程序在 AI 公司 Hugging Face 进行了为期数日的黑客攻击。
Anthropic 表示，在网络安全评估期间，由于一项配置错误导致模型能够从本应隔离的测试环境中访问互联网，Claude 从而获得了对系统的未经授权访问。
该公司表示，在 OpenAI 公开相关信息后，通过审查 141,006 次网络安全评估运行，发现了这些事件。
这些违规行为表明，AI 不断扩展的能力已经在助长专家们长期担心的安全威胁——而且即使是顶尖的开发商，也可能在模型能够利用的漏洞面前措手不及。
合并养老金账户 能否增加您的 退休收入？
许多从业者在多个计划中拥有资金——您是否应该将它们合并为一个？ 作者：Sandra Haurant，探讨其利弊
您拥有多少份养老金？ 在终身雇佣的时代，许多人只有两份：国家养老金和雇主提供的养老金。但由于人们更换工作的频率增加，以及强制雇主将员工自动纳入计划的规定，这意味着您最终可能会拥有更多份养老金。
根据养老金监管机构（Pensions Regulator）的数据，自 2012 年以来，参加私营部门工作场所养老金的人数增加了一倍，达到 23 million 人，这在很大程度上是因为“自动入职”（auto-enrolment）。除此之外，数百万人拥有个人养老金和自助投资私人养老金（Sipps）。有些人则三种全部拥有。
“每次更换工作，我们都可能开启一份新的养老金，”Aviva 的储蓄与退休部门主管 Alistair McQueen 表示。“由于平均（工作）任职时间约为五年，我们在职业生涯结束时可能会拥有许多个养老金账户。”
因此，他表示，人们对整合的兴趣日益增加：即将您的一部分或全部养老金合并，但国家养老金除外。
利与弊 整合的一个重大好处是，它可以说让事情变得简单得多。 “有一个很有力的理由是，如果你把所有养老金放在一个地方，那么尝试更多地参与到投资方式中，就不会那么令人生畏，而不是面对分散在各处的四五个小账户，那样感觉没有意义，”The Private Office 的合伙人兼特许财务规划师 Kirsty Stone 说道。 将工作场所计划或 Sipps 的养老金账户合并到一个年度管理费较低的基金中，可以为您节省数千英镑。将资金从表现不佳的基金转移到回报率更高的基金中，同样可以增加数千英镑。
这也能带来退休福利。如果您想通过“灵活提取”（flexible drawdown）来获取资金——即不再购买年金，而是分批提取养老金用于生活——将养老金集中在一家机构将会很有利。
Stone 表示：“比方说，如果您想每月给自己支付 £500，如果所有资金都来自同一家提供商，操作起来会容易得多。”如果养老金账户保持分开，您需要分别与每家提供商打交道，Stone 认为这在“退休后会非常混乱”。
然而，在某些情况下，合并养老金可能会让您的境况变得更糟。 “这绝对不是一个无需思考就能决定的事情，”咨询公司 LCP 的合伙人、前养老金大臣 Steve Webb 说道。“如果有人考虑整合养老金，问题始终在于：为什么？您试图解决的问题是什么？”
在考虑 合并养老金， 那么 问题始终是 为什么？”
他补充道：“如果你让养老金留在原处，它们并不会被冻结或丢失——它们将继续增长。而且，取决于具体养老金的情况，将它们留在那里可能是最佳选择。”
在决定合并您的退休储蓄之前，请留意其影响并了解您现有养老金提供的福利。这些福利可能包括保证年金率，以及提取超过标准 25% 的免税一次性款项的权利。在某些情况下，如果合同规定您可以在 55 岁而非所谓的“正常最低年龄”提取免税一次性款项，那么这将覆盖 2028 年将其提高至 57 岁的变更。
如果您拥有设定受益养老金（defined benefit pension），也称为最终薪金养老金（final salary pension），那么在转移时您几乎肯定会损失金钱。有一项立法旨在保护人们免受此类损失：任何现金等值转移价值超过 £30,000 的人，在转移出之前必须寻求财务建议。大多数专家建议，即使其价值低于该金额，也应寻求建议。
25% 养老金中可作为免税一次性款项提取的比例，通常从 55 岁起算
£30,000 在无需财务建议的情况下，您可以转移的最终薪金养老金的最大现金等值转移价值
费用 如果您在频繁跳槽期间积累了若干个极小的养老金账户，那么在职业生涯早期，您可能更能从将这些小额养老金汇总并让其为您创造更高价值中获益。
但如果您快要退休了，将它们分开可能会让您获得更高的灵活性。
对于价值低于 £10,000 的养老金账户，有特定的规则允许您以较大金额养老金无法实现的方式提取资金。
养老金，但如果他们这样做，这些费用将侵蚀您的储蓄。
而且您需要避免这种情况：将所有养老金转移到一个私人养老金或 SIPP（个人自我投资养老金）中，结果发现自己支付的管理费比之前更高。Webb 表示，职场计划的年度管理费是基于批量会员与供应商协商而定的，因此通常比私人计划低。
因此，虽然有许多在线服务提供养老金合并，但您始终需要检查费用。如果他们收取的费用是您职场养老金的两倍，那么您的投资需要非常努力地运作才能改善您的回报。
流程 合并设定缴款养老金（defined contribution pensions），也称为货币购买养老金（money purchase pensions），通常比较简单，这在很大程度上是因为供应商会非常乐意接收您的资金。
通常，您会先联系您想要将资金汇集到的计划方。
“他们会询问您要转移的养老金详情，然后由他们接手。这通常是一个可以在线请求的相当简单的流程，”Stone 说道。“然而，有时作为该流程的一部分，您会被要求填写纸质表格或回答问卷。”
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如何追踪旧养老金
列出一份你之前的雇主名单以及你在那里工作的日期，如果你知道相关名称，还请列出每位雇主的养老金提供商。如果你离职后有任何公司已经关闭，你可能可以通过养老金保护基金 (Pension Protection Fund) 网站追踪到他们当时使用的养老金计划。
如果你找不到联系方式，请尝试政府的查询服务。你也可以尝试 Gretel，这是一个免费的在线服务，用于追踪包括养老金在内的休眠账户。
接下来，联系提供商以确认你是否拥有养老金以及积蓄金额。你提供的信息越多（例如雇佣日期、原名和你的国民保险 (NI) 号码），效果越好。一旦你追踪到这些资金，你就可以决定整合退休储蓄是否适合你的计划。
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整合养老金 四种可能的情况
Anita，59 岁 她职业生涯开始于中学教师，并在 15 年前离开进入私营部门之前，一直向教师养老金计划 (TPS) 缴纳资金。此后，她为三家不同的雇主工作过，在每家公司都有职场养老金。她最近检查发现，这些计划中的金额分别为 £95,000, £77,500 和 £83,000，所有这些计划的年费均为 0.3%。她对使用灵活提款 (flexible drawdown) 感兴趣。
Anita 应该考虑什么？TPS 有时被认为是养老金的“金标准”。根据加入日期，该计划有不同的版本。由于 Anita 在 2015 年系统变更前从事教学工作，她的养老金将基于她的最终薪资。
“Anita 很可能在 TPS 中积累了显著的权益，她退休后将获得的养老金基于其作为教师的服务年限和收入，”投资平台 AJ Bell 的高级养老金与储蓄专家 Charlene Young 表示。
Anita 可能在 60 岁起即可开始领取该养老金。因此，她应该将这一项保留原样。
The Private Office 的 Kirsty Stone 表示，考虑整合其他养老金是值得的，特别是如果 Anita 想要使用灵活提款。
Gemma，33 岁 她换过几份工作。她没有选择退出自动加入计划，因此拥有四或五份职场养老金。由于她觉得面对所有不同的提供商感到有些困惑，甚至在搬家过程中丢失了一些详细信息，因此她希望将所有资金放在一个地方。
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Gemma 应该考虑什么？最好在管理变得更加困难之前，采取行动追踪并合并她的养老金。Gemma 可以先使用追踪服务来寻找她旧的养老金。 “接下来她需要决定，是将目前积累的资金合并到她当前的活跃职场养老金中，还是合并到另一个与之并行的计划中，以便管理计划的数量不超过一到两个，”Young 说道。
这可以帮助 Gemma 参与到她的退休储蓄中，因为当所有资金都在一个地方时，更容易理解。Stone 建议 Gemma 应该在计划的默认基金之外寻找机会，以实现增长最大化。“你希望确保在年轻时让你的投资尽可能高效地运作，而从投资角度来看，默认策略极少是最优策略，”Stone 表示。
Phil，51 岁 他有过五份不同的养老金，其中一份允许他在 55 岁时领取一次性免税金。其中一个是他在短暂创业时设立的个人投资养老金 (Sipp)。他将其留在默认基金中，知道费用为 1%，高于他的职场计划。其他养老金是定额供款计划——每项价值均超过 £10,000。
Phil 应该考虑什么？旧养老金允许他在 55 岁（而非新规下的 57 岁）领取一次性免税金，这是一项他可能不想失去的福利；同时，将 Sipp 转移到低成本养老金中是明智的，因为那些费用会侵蚀他的储蓄。
“另外三个账户可能仍是合并的理想候选对象，这样 Phil 就可以专注于一个额外账户的投资策略，而不是同时管理三个，”Young 表示。
她建议 Phil 应该考虑寻求财务建议。“他需要支付费用，但专业建议可以帮助避免代价高昂的错误。”
Sam，27 岁 他毕业后做过几份工作，有三个养老金账户，每个账户的价值都远低于 £10,000。他目前没有工作，但正在申请职位。他在想是否可以提取养老金中的资金。
Sam 应该考虑什么？
“遗憾的是，通常情况下在 55 岁之前无法领取养老金，而这一年龄将从 2028 年 4 月 6 日起提高到 5 7 岁，”Young 说道。由于资金被锁定，“值得考虑将现有的多个小额养老金账户合并到成本最低且合适的方案中”。
Stone 表示：“合并能为你提供简便性。而且，即使这些养老金总计价值 £10,000，你也可以让这笔钱发挥更大的效用，使他在退休时处于更有利的财务状况。”
由于距离退休还有数十年，她建议 Sam 应该选择高风险投资，以从更高的增长中获益。
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Jane Ripley* 花了一些时间研究最适合她家人前往格鲁吉亚巴图米之行的公寓，最终选定了一家在 Booking.com 上评级为“卓越”的公寓。
但当 Ripley 一家在第一天晚上 11 点抵达时，他们被引导到了另一处房产，那里破旧不堪，家具和天花板上都有污渍。
“房东很不友好……我们对于直接提出投诉感到非常担忧。我们被迫寻找并支付替代住宿，在接下来的四个晚上中又花费了 £334，”她说道。
Ripley 进行了一系列投诉。她说该房产随后已从网站上删除，但尽管她要求全额退还原订单的 £570 以及替代住宿的费用，她仅得到了 £36 的代金券。
每年有数百万人使用 Booking.com、Airbnb 和 Vrbo 等平台且未遇到任何问题，但一旦出现问题，这些网站的条款和条件表明它们不对赔偿用户承担责任。
这在法律上仍然是一个灰色地带——导致度假者最终只能自掏腰包。
条款与条件 (T &Cs) 如果您在预订套装行程（package deal）时酒店出现问题，您在财务和法律上受到《2018 年套装旅游及关联旅游安排条例》(Package Travel and Linked Travel Arrangements Regulations 2018) 的保障，这意味着度假运营商负责解决任何问题。
但如果您通过 Booking.com 预订住宿，条款规定合同是在您与房东之间签署的。条款和条件中写道：“当您进行（或请求）预订时，是直接与服务提供商进行的——我们不是‘合同方’。”
因此，获得赔偿或退款并不那么明确。
根据 Airbnb 的条款和条件，预订情况类似。Vrbo 也是如此，它表示协议是在宾客和旅游提供商之间达成的。
仅充当渠道，不对商品或服务的供应负责。
投诉 John Taylor* 在抵达他预订的蒙古国一家酒店之前，被收取了 £1,177——比约定价格多出了 £120。他说，当他取消预订时，没有得到退款，尽管免费取消是预订条件的一部分。
在经过“多轮追讨”并向 Booking.com 提供付款证明后，该网站告诉他有权获得退款，但酒店并未与其配合。他在 4 月联系《卫报》时仍未收到退款。款项最终在 6 月到账。
另一位读者 Kate Worthing* 在去年夏天预订了一套巴黎公寓度过周末。该公寓被描述为处于“优雅且精致”的位置。但她说，公寓大楼当时正处于翻修之中。租赁的房间本身设施陈旧，还有一个熔毁的电插座。
当她设法联系上房东时，对方拒绝退还她支付的 £1,700，因为他们声称该处是安全的。
Booking.com 表示无法办理全额退款，但提供了 £417 的旅行代金券作为补偿。
《卫报》理财栏目 (Guardian Money) 就这些及其他案例联系了 Booking.com。该公司表示，如果出现问题，酒店或公寓业主负责提供退款。
“我们希望我们的住宿合作伙伴在客人入住期间能够提供帮助，但如果办理入住时出现问题，客户应尽快联系我们，”该公司表示。
“除了重新安置，我们还可以代表他们进行申诉，直接向住宿提供者提出问题，并努力达成解决方案。”
Metro 银行客户在遭遇 AI 诈骗后争取退款
Shane Hickey
一名 Metro 银行的客户讲述了他为追回 14,000 英镑以上资金而进行的斗争，此前该银行的系统未能阻止一起涉及 AI 聊天机器人 Claude 的诈骗案。
来自萨塞克斯郡的商人佐利·鲁特（Zoli Rutter）银行账户中共有 14,244 英镑被盗。此次诈骗涉及诈骗者购买使用 Claude 的积分。
当 Metro 银行发信息询问鲁特某笔尝试交易是否合法时，他回复了“否”，但犯罪分子随后仍能进行一系列 90 英镑至 200 英镑之间的交易。
此次诈骗是最新一批与 Anthropic 相关的案件，该公司是 Claude 系列 AI 工具的开发商。今年 5 月，一名身在美国的 Claude 用户向《卫报》财经版（Guardian Money）讲述了他的财务详情如何被用于购买该聊天机器人的礼品卡。其他用户在 Reddit 上分享了类似的故事。
此次诈骗是最新一批与 Anthropic 相关的案件，该公司是 Claude 系列 AI 工具的开发商
Claude 最近频繁出现在新闻中。上周，金融行为监管局（FCA）在表示 Anthropic 将为参与一项 FCA 高科技计划的公司提供该工具的访问权限时，似乎对 Claude 给予了认可（该计划
Anna Tims
我因为将杯子放入垃圾桶旁的袋子里而被罚款 £500
我在伦敦滑铁卢火车站外面，想找个垃圾桶扔掉一个空咖啡杯。
我唯一能看到的垃圾桶已经满了，但在桶底有一个装垃圾的塑料袋。
我把杯子放进了那个袋子里，结果被一名执法人员拦住了，他一直站在远处观察着那个垃圾桶。他告诉我我违反了法律，并拒绝了我要求把杯子拿出来的请求。他要求我提供个人详情。
在打印出一张罚单后，他继续留在原处观察那个溢出的垃圾桶。这看起来像是个陷阱。
我发现自己被罚款 £500，需在 28 天内支付；如果在 14 天内支付，可减至 £325。此罚单没有上诉权，且不付款可能会导致被起诉并处以 £2,500 的罚金。您能给我一些建议吗？ CP, 温彻斯特
（让金融公司安全地尝试先进的 AI），以便“帮助加速他们的开发工作”。
然而，本周披露称，部分用户与 Claude 的对话内容在网上公开可见。
在这次诈骗发生前，Rutter 已经每月支付约 £15 使用该聊天机器人几个月了。
诈骗者使用与他的 Anthropic 账户关联的 Metro Bank 借记卡进行支付并为平台购买额度。
6 月 19 日，Metro Bank 发现了一笔 £90.90 的可疑交易，并向 Rutter 发送短信询问他是否授权。当他
任何受到未经授权的银行卡诈骗影响的人，都被建议立即联系其银行并要求退款。FCA 表示，退款应在下一个工作日结束前进入客户账户。
£14,244 一起涉及购买 Claude 聊天机器人额度的诈骗案中，从一名客户账户中被盗的总金额
市政厅发放的乱扔垃圾罚单。我承认，故意乱扔垃圾是对街道的破坏，是不可原谅的。
令我担忧的是，在我看来，在我见过的案例中，这些处罚是不成比例的。执法手段可能过于强硬，且市政厅对什么构成“乱扔垃圾”的解释，远比我们大多数人的理解要宽泛得多。
一名读者因为将烟蒂放入垃圾袋而被罚款。今年 3 月，各市政厅被赋予法定权力，可以对政府所谓的“乱扔垃圾之徒”最高罚款 £500 —— 且许多市政厅选择适用全额罚款。这意味着，随手扔掉一张收据，在伦敦的一条街道上可能花费你 £80，而在另一条街道上则可能花费 £500。
£500 的罚金是闯红灯或允许狗在操场上随地大小便罚金的五倍。对于许多人来说，这是一个无法承受的金额。而且，与停车罚单不同，质疑该罚款的唯一方法是走法律程序。同一份政府指南指出，执法行动应当适度，并集中于
回信说他没有授权后，他又收到另一条短信称他的账户将被冻结。然而，只有那笔可疑交易被拦截了，而不是他的账户。
随后，欺诈交易继续发生。银行表示，虽然部分交易被拦截，但许多并未被拦截。Metro Bank 最终在诈骗开始后的第二天冻结了他的卡，但此时已有超过 £14,000 的款项被转走。
该银行的一位发言人表示，由于“诈骗性质复杂，遗憾的是在完全封锁该卡之前，部分款项已被处理”。
在《卫报》财经版（Guardian Money）联系后，Metro Bank 在向 Anthropic 寻求退单退款的同时，暂时向 Rutter 提供了退款。
银行在一份声明中表示：“这是一个令人担忧的案例，涉及第三方，客户此前曾向该第三方进行过真实的支付，且……”
▲ 该读者因为垃圾桶已满，将杯子放入了桶旁的袋子里
最糟糕的是那些违规者，或者更准确地说，是那些无意中乱扔垃圾的人。如果垃圾桶已经装满，认为在旁边放一个塑料袋是处理垃圾的次佳选择，这并非不合理。同样，期望市政厅确保其自身的垃圾处理——包括清理满溢的垃圾桶——达到标准，也并非不合理。
我询问兰贝斯（Lambeth）市政厅，为什么那些不知道自己正在违规的人没有在收到罚单前先得到警告。该厅表示，为了保持“一致且公正”，会对所有人进行罚款，并辩称采取最高允许的处罚额度是为了起到震慑作用。
提供了银行卡详情，随后这些详情在鲁特（Mr Rutter）不知情的情况下被用于一系列购物。
“我们意识到鲁特先生的经历是多么令人担忧和沮丧。在我们将退款争议申请提交给 Anthropic 以追回被扣款项的同时，Metro Bank 已向鲁特先生办理了退款。”
该行补充道：“我们建议客户在注意到任何异常交易，或意识到存储其财务信息的账户受到威胁时，尽快联系其银行。”
Anthropic 表示，一个有组织的团伙利用鲁特先生的银行卡购买了使用 Claude 的额度。该公司称，没有证据表明被盗的银行卡详情来自其自身系统。它补充说，该欺诈行为背后的用户已被封禁。
Anthropic 表示，任何被扣除欺诈购买款项的人都应联系其支持网站，相关款项将予以退还。
鲁特先生随后收到了 Anthropic 的退款，而 Metro Bank 之前的临时退款预计将被银行收回。
Metro Bank 在一封信中告知他，他未能获得该行预期为客户提供的服务，并向他提供了 £300 作为补偿。
鲁特先生表示，他打算就此事向金融监察员服务中心（Financial Ombudsman Service）提起申诉。
该银行表示，已采取措施防止封禁银行卡出现延迟。
任何筹集资金的收入或通过发放罚单获得激励的情况。
它拒绝撤销你的罚单。如果你在法庭上对此提出质疑，你将失去早缴折扣。因此，我对你的建议是：忍痛支付，且今后请务必使用官方垃圾桶。
危险玩具：更新 四个月前，我买了一批儿童玩具进行石棉检测——其中五个样本结果呈阳性。在我将检测结果告知零售商和商业贸易部（DBT）后，所有相关产品均已下架。一家小型零售商在一小时内就向客户发布了召回通知。那是五月中旬的事。
而政府的产品安全与标准办公室（OPSS）花费了 47 天才在网站上发布召回通知。
在那之后两周，也就是在我提醒亚马逊（Amazon）两个月后，我收到了一份来自亚马逊市场卖家 Nico Toys 的召回通知，该卖家向我出售了其中一件受污染产品，要求我立即停止使用。
关于同一款玩具的召回通知来自亚马逊的产品安全团队。我询问亚马逊——我曾在五月份与其分享检测结果——如何解释如此危险的延迟。它回复称，OPSS 规定的是针对卖家的行动，而非针对亚马逊，且该产品已于五月下架。
当我询问商业贸易部（DBT，该部门监督 OPSS）采取了哪些步骤来确保立即联系客户时，该部门表现得十分无奈。
“我们的产品安全法律非常明确：企业必须确保所销售的产品安全，且在识别出安全风险时必须立即采取行动，”DBT 表示。“如果他们未能履行法律义务，监管机构将毫不犹豫地采取行动保护消费者。”
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在这座肯特丘陵（Kent Downs）村庄里，有一个以传统风格建造的庭院住宅开发区。通往花园的门沿着房屋后部排列，将客厅、小起居室（snug）和厨房餐厅与露台及草坪连接起来。厨房采用双向采光，使这个七米（23英尺）宽的房间显得明亮通透。花园和私人林地提供了充足的活动空间。Sandersons, 01227 784 784
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Pages 16-19 世界之窗：山脉 1. 埃特纳火山，意大利；2. 雷尼尔山， 美国；3. 乞力马扎罗山，坦桑尼亚； 4. 维苏威火山，意大利；5. 班尼维斯山， 苏格兰；6. 桌山， 南非；7. 糖面包山，巴西；8. 马特洪峰， 瑞士和意大利。
世界之窗：桥梁 1 Stari Most，内雷特瓦河 （莫斯塔尔，波斯尼亚和黑塞哥维那）； 2 克利夫顿吊桥，埃文河（布里斯托，英格兰）； 3 布鲁克林大桥，东河 （纽约，美国）；4 福斯桥， 福斯湾（昆斯费里和 詹姆斯敦，苏格兰）；5 厄勒海峡大桥，厄勒海峡（丹麦 和瑞典）；6 米约高架桥， 塔恩河（法国）；7 维多利亚瀑布大桥，赞比西河 （赞比亚和津巴布韦）；8 Ponte Vecchio（老桥），阿诺河（佛罗伦萨， 意大利）。
Pages 20-21 英国之旅 格拉斯哥：地标：凯尔文格罗夫 艺术画廊 (A)；本地英雄： Kirsty Wark (D)；文化输出： Primal Scream 的 《Screamadelica》 (B)；足球场：Ibrox (C)。 布莱顿：地标：皇家 展馆 (B)；本地英雄：Fatboy Slim (C)；文化输出： 《Quadrophenia》 (D)；足球 场：Falmer 体育场 / Amex (D)。 纽卡斯尔：地标：泰恩 桥 (D)；本地英雄：Sting (B)； 文化输出：《Byker Grove》 (C)； 体育场：圣詹姆斯公园 (A)。 利物浦：地标：利物 大厦 (C)；本地英雄：Katarina Johnson-Thompson (A)；文化 产品：Frankie Goes to Hollywood (A)；足球场：Hill Dickinson 体育场 (B)。
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儿童填字游戏
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单词搜索
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缺失部分 CRICKET, FRISBEE。
Splitz（拆分词） mirror, engine, indicator, brake, tyres, windscreen, battery。
插入语 添加地形词： 1 resent / respondent; 2 aces / Achilles; 3 Ayah Ayatollah; 4 vicious/ victorious; 5 end / engorged; 6 coming / complaining; 7 cot / comes at; 8 shear / shea butter。添加服装词： 1haring / harvesting; 2 swatch / stopwatch; 3 pants / patients; 4 dreamt dreamboat; 5 Pete / pet hate; 6 Roan / rosarian; 7 deed defrocked; 8 ret / remittent。 添加饮品词：1mouthing/ mouthwatering; 2 prose;/ protease; 3Des / deciders; 4 comment / comportment; 5 coo / choo-choo; 6 spring splattering;7 lie / limeade; 8 droll / drumroll。
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我的文化觉醒..33 音乐.................................34 本周活动指南....36 屏幕.................................38 诚实播放列表.................39
图书 趣味页面 如何写一部出色的 喜剧小说
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非虚构类评论.........44 虚构类评论................47 我生命中的书籍...............50 娜奥米·奥尔德曼 (Naomi Alderman)............51
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相亲.........................56 蒂姆·道林 (Tim Dowling).....................57 由你来评判..............58 这就是我们的方式........59 花园...........................60 风格与身体.....................62
旅行 库斯库斯与凉爽之沙 在今年的世界图书之都—— 摩洛哥城市拉巴特 开启一场文化与美食冒险。 另有激发旅行作家 旅途灵感的系列小说
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Eye Spy, 2026 拍摄于 iPhone 16 Pro Max
在 2026 年元旦， Alon Goldsmith 开始了 他所谓的“365 天 计划，即一年中 每天拍摄并发布一张 照片。在某些日子里， 很难找到值得 被收录的内容；而在 其他日子里， 做出选择则是一项挑战，” 他说。 这张照片拍摄于 第 111 天。 出生于约翰内斯堡、 定居洛杉矶的 Goldsmith 当时在进行日常骑行， 他通常会骑车穿过 威尼斯并绕行 圣莫尼卡码头 (Santa Monica Pier)， 他将这些区域 描述为拥有 “丰沛的奇珍异宝”。 “我花了很多骑行时间 寻找照片，” 他说。“从这个视角 观察世界让我能够 慢下来，并以一种 不同的方式注意到 周围的事物。当我不 匆忙时，世界 会展现出更完整的模样。” 这个 Hi-Spy 观景镜 位于码头上，俯瞰着 海滩。Goldsmith 决定在编辑过程中 将捕捉到的影像 转换为黑白。 “我认为这种转变 强调了构图的 图形感和电影质感，” 他说。“黑白色调中 云层带来的戏剧感 增加了雕塑般的重量，而 那只鸟则有助于 将机器拟人化，使其 变成一个凝视着 空旷海滩的孤独角色。” 然而，清理或擦除 元素（比如那只 俯冲的海鸥）是 绝不可能的：“街头摄影 的伦理 禁止以这种方式篡改图像。” Grace Holliday
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费奥娜·艾伦 (Fiona Allen) 出生于兰开夏郡，现年 61 岁，曾在索尔福德的戏剧学校就读。从 1999 年起，她共同创作并主演了获得艾美奖并获得英国电影学院奖（Bafta）提名的电视素描喜剧秀《Smack the Pony》。她出演过《Shameless》、《Skins》、《Waterloo Road》和《EastEnders》，参演电影包括《24 Hour Party People》、《Fat Slags》、《Gladiatress》和《Finding Emily》。2023 年，她将自己的演出剧目《On the Run》带到了爱丁堡边缘艺术节，随后在英国境内巡演。今年，她将于 8 月 5 到 29 日在爱丁堡的 Gilded Balloon Teviot 演出《White Lies》。她已婚并育有三个孩子，现居伯克郡。
你最大的恐惧是什么？ 我的孩子们在如今这样的世界中生活——以及长腿蛛。
你最早的记忆是什么？ 托儿所。我当时大概三岁。一个男孩和我骑着三轮车转来转去，大笑着。然后他头朝下从滑梯上滑下来，我想：“我的英雄。” 我们玩得非常开心，但随后他们把我们分开，不允许我们一起玩了。
你最厌恶他人的什么特质？ 冷漠，自私。
除了房产，你买过最贵的东西是什么？ 一辆跑车。我那时 20 多岁；我和男朋友吵架了，为了让自己开心起来，我买了一辆黑色与银色相间的小马自达车，还配了一套配套的套衫和夹克。你猜怎么着，这招奏效了。我看到他惊愕地回头看了我两眼。
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你最珍视的财产是什么？ 我父亲传给我的一把小种植棒（原属其祖父）、我母亲给我的一个首饰盒，以及我的橄榄树。
一次与约翰·沃博伊斯 (John Worboys) 同乘黑色出租车的经历。 我侥幸逃脱了
用三个词描述你自己 热情，爱唠叨，松垮。
你最不喜欢自己外貌的哪里？ 我的面瘫脸（resting face），因为人们会说：“别担心，这种情况可能永远不会发生。” 然后我想：“什么？我其实很开心。”
你最不讨喜的习惯是什么？ 我在聊天时像一只兴奋的小狗，会插话。
别人对你说过最难听的话是什么？ 我的第二个经纪人说：“问题是，你看起来像那么回事，但你一开口……” 于是我给自己争取到了一个素描喜剧秀的机会然后离开了，而她失去了机会。
你欠父母什么？ 太多的道歉。
你昨晚梦到了什么？ 我成了波迪卡 (Boudicca)，开着战车冲进了 Waitrose 超市的停车场。
如果不做你自己，你最想成为谁？ 我的考卡普犬赫伯特 (Herbert)。他拥有极佳的、无忧无虑的生活，而且睫毛浓密。
你生命中最大的爱是谁或什么？ 我的狗——抱歉，我的家人。
在世的人中你最鄙视谁，为什么？ 没有道德感的科技男。
你最接近死亡的时刻是什么？ 我想我与出租车司机约翰·沃博伊斯 (John Worboys) 的一次惊险经历。当时我在索荷区，要回我居住的奇斯威克，于是我打了一辆黑色出租车。这家伙不停地说话，并请我喝香槟，我说：“我不喜欢香槟。” 气氛变得安静了一会儿，我以为我冒犯他了。然后我记得我说：“等一下，你开车时不能喝酒。” 他说：“我刚中了彩票，这次跑完就退休了。” 我侥幸逃脱了。
你认为自己最大的成就是什么？ 养育了三个大脑。
你希望被人们如何记得？ 她弹奏拨弦古钢琴的水平出奇地好。
我开一辆给狗坐的巴士
我当了 25 年的巴士司机。在那之前，我从事工程销售工作，经常出差，但自从有了年幼的孩子后，这种生活变得不切实际。我带着孩子们去软体游乐中心，当时我想：“我也能经营这样一个地方。” 1995 年，我在西约克郡奥特利的一个维多利亚时代购物拱廊里开了自己的中心。那很棒，因为我的女儿们可以跟我一起去。后来，一位顾客告诉我关于“游乐巴士”的事——将车辆改装成带有滑梯、球池和攀爬架的软体游乐中心。我很喜欢这个主意。我去参加了一个展览，看了一些车型，并买了一辆已经改装过的双层巴士。我的叔叔把它开回家，因为我不会开。由于车就停在我家门外，我不得不快速学习。那辆车没有动力转向，只有棘轮手刹。在第一次课上我因为太害怕而呕吐了，但很快开车就成了我的本能。我在六个月内通过了考试。
我很喜欢在巴士上工作。我把它开到不同的地方进行游乐活动，每天接触不同的人。最终，我放弃了游乐中心，专注于把巴士开往婚礼、洗礼和生日宴会。2025 年 4 月，在经营 25 年后，我卖掉了我的巴士。我当时在寻找其他工作，偶然看到一则招募新巴士服务司机的广告。广告上说申请人必须喜欢动物，因为乘客将是狗。我被吸引了。
我给劳拉·莫汉 (Laura Mohan) 打了电话，想了解更多关于她即将启动的“比利巴士” (Billy’s Bus) 的情况。她解释说，这辆巴士——以她的 Cavapoo 犬比利命名——将接送狗狗，并在主人无法亲自遛狗时，将它们带到她的私人狗狗公园锻炼。
我热爱动物。我一直养狗——我有一只救援惠比特犬——还养了猫和马。我的第一反应是这辆巴士是个疯狂的主意，但听起来很有趣。劳拉让我想起了开始经营游乐巴士时的自己。经过面试和试岗，我于 2025 年 10 月开始驾驶。
“我的第一反应是 这辆巴士是个疯狂的主意， 但听起来很有趣” 莎伦·特尔福德 (Sharon Telford) 与她的乘客们
最喜欢的座位。 其中一只会对任何 坐在它位子上的 狗吠叫
一直很棒——人们看到一辆装满狗的黄色巴士时都会微笑并挥手。起初，我只是开巴士。现在我也在户外监督狗狗们。我的工作日从上午 10 点的车辆检查开始，然后我去接乘客。我们的服务范围覆盖利兹周围 10 英里的半径。车上最多可以搭载 15 只狗。巴士经过了改装——座椅被拆除，每只狗都坐在一个带有安全约束装置、胸背带和水碗的独立抬高舱内，可以透过窗户向外看。所有狗狗都要经过试用，以确保它们适合这项服务并能与彼此相处。车后座有人陪着它们说话并安抚它们。每六只狗配备一名工作人员。狗狗们都热爱这辆巴士，而且它们熟悉流程。只要我们转入某条特定的街道并穿过牲畜格栅，它们就开始吠叫。它们等不及要到户外原野里去了。我曾与孩子共事多年，所以噪音并不困扰我。我们在巴士侧面接上一个隧道，让狗狗们通过隧道进入原野。它们在那儿自由奔跑，或者在跷跷板、秋千和蹦床上玩耍，它们对这些简直疯狂。我们在回家前会停留几个小时。回到巴士上，狗狗们会得到零食和“狗狗卡布奇诺”。回程时它们通常很安静——如果你发现它们累瘫了，你就知道你完成了一次出色的工作。有些狗在巴士上有最喜欢的座位。有一只贵宾犬如果发现前排的舱位被其他狗占据，就会崩溃。它会站在那里对着对方吠叫，所以我们倾向于让它坐在那里。我热爱我的工作——它是如此令人愉悦，完全不像在工作。有些狗起初可能有点冷漠，但当它们放松下来并接受你的零食时，会给你带来一种真正的快感。我的职责还涉及一些更不寻常的工作——我在布拉福德的伊尔克利狂欢节游行中驾驶巴士，车上有 10 只狗，后面还跟着 30 只。我们还在一家电影院拍摄了一支广告，以纪念迪士尼电影《Hoppers》的上映。我们让 10 只狗坐在座位上观看电影开头。我就在它们身后，牵着牵引绳，试图确保它们全部坐稳。自我也加入以来，公司一直在发展——该服务计划在全国推广。我现在 56 岁了，从未想到自己最后会给狗开巴士，但这真的很有趣——我想不出自己还能做其他什么工作。Sharon Telford
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菲尔，58，赫特福德郡 职业：楼梯升降机测量员 投票记录：一直投给保守党。在上次大选中几乎投给英国改革党。下次将投给“恢复英国”党。 开胃小食：菲尔多次参加《英国达人秀》(Britain’s Got Talent) 的试镜。他说，从未成功过，因为“我没有那种令人同情的悲惨故事”。
乔，32，剑桥 职业：农业工程师 投票记录：杰里米·科尔宾担任领导期间投给工党。近期投给绿党。 开胃小食：乔是中国策略棋类游戏——围棋的专家。
开篇 乔：菲尔穿得比我讲究。我刚参加完一个农业展，所以穿的是农场装。我们聊了聊各自的生活。我是来自中国的移民，四岁时来到英国，住在市政住宅区。我父亲在一家外卖店工作。我有一个八个月大的女儿。 菲尔：我即将庆祝我的银婚纪念日。我有两个儿子在读大学，暑假都回来了，在剑桥划平底船打工。乔是个不错的小伙子。我并没有想，“噢天呐，他是个左翼”——我不那样评判人。
乔：我们请他们给我们一个惊喜，于是他们端上来一个精美的分享拼盘，上面有许多招牌菜：豆子咖喱、羊肉咖喱和鸡肉咖喱。 菲尔：食物非常好吃。配了一品脱苹果酒。
激烈争论 乔：我投票给绿党是因为我对他们的竞选宣言印象深刻。我喜欢他们的住房政策——有很多空置房可以通过成本效益高且环保的方式进行改造。 菲尔：我认为扎克·波兰斯基是个彻头彻尾的白痴，是对国家的威胁。他们的所有政策都没有核算成本——仅仅涉及对公司和成功人士征收更多税。我认为工党和保守党都已成为历史。下次选举将是绿党对阵改革党。我希望［“恢复英国”党领导人］鲁珀特·洛伊能与法拉奇达成协议。我不信任法拉奇——他非常建制派，像鲍里斯那样是个表演者，但没有那么讨人喜欢。 乔：我不同意绿党的经济政策是不切实际的。我看过鲁珀特·洛伊的网站——我不认为那是竞选宣言。它似乎几乎完全在讨论移民和非英国人，在我看来，这不足以作为治理国家的政策。
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菲尔：这个国家陷入了很大的麻烦，尤其是移民问题，而且还有太多不该领取救济金的人在领取救济金。确实有真正需要的人，但也有很多不是。
分享盘 乔：我们聊了一会儿关于猎狐的话题。他强烈支持。我的态度比较中立，但我能看出允许猎狐的经济利益。根据我看过的视频，我认为其目的并不是残忍地杀死狐狸。 菲尔：猎狐永远不应该被禁止；这是一种野生动物管理。通常，被杀掉的狐狸是受伤的。自从禁令实施以来，农村地区的狐狸数量减少了大约三分之一。追踪狩猎——通过气味追踪——仍然被允许。极偶尔地，在追逐过程中会有狐狸跑出来，狗会去追，但我们的狩猎队不会——我妻子是猎犬队队长。 乔：我问菲尔我是否可以随行看看情况。我没有自己的马，也没有狗——也许他可以借我一些。
关于餐后谈话 菲尔（Phill）：我们一致认为移民是必要的，但在移民类型上存在分歧。我认为暂时应该停止移民，这样我们才能静下心来观察这个国家正在发生什么；然后，如果有必要，再重新开放，但要选择那些能够为国家做出贡献，而不是一味索取的人。 乔（Joe）：我们一致认为人们乘坐小船入境是不好的，但对我而言，这更多地关乎危险以及资金流向人口贩子的问题。他们只是极少数，我觉得他将这些人泛化到了更广泛的移民群体中。我承认确实有一些坏的移民，而他也承认有一些好的移民。我们没有讨论我是否是一个好的移民。
感悟 菲尔：乔并不是我预想中那种“疯狂左翼”的样子——他很有礼貌，是个顾家的男人，是个体面的人。 乔：菲尔并没有改变我的任何看法，但他是一个很棒的人——有趣、随和、有魅力。因为我把车停得比较远，他开车送我回车边。
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Pussycat Dolls 歌手 Ashley Roberts：“那是 我梦想成真， 但我们 都精疲力竭了”
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Ashley Roberts 1981 年出生于亚利桑那州凤凰城，2002 年加入 Pussycat Dolls 组合。她们的首支单曲 《Don’t Cha》在 2005 年曾连续三周占据英国单曲榜 No 1。在 2010 年解散之前，这个六人组在全球范围内销售了超过 5500 万张唱片。此后，Roberts 参加了《我是名人，快让我离开这里！》和《舞动奇迹》，并担任了《冰上舞会》的评委。她每周六在 Heart 00s 电台主持一个节目。Pussycat Dolls —— 目前由 Nicole Scherzinger、Roberts 和 Kimberly Wyatt 三人组成 —— 正在进行一项 21 场演出的巡演。
这张穿着芭蕾舞裙的照片拍于我的第一次舞蹈演出，当时我开心极了。那是 80 年代，所以一切都是粉红色且蓬松的，我有大波浪发型和一个厚重的刘海。我很喜欢我的脚和手那略显不自然的摆放角度。我当时以为自己在为众神摆拍。
我三岁时开始学习舞蹈。我的父亲是一名鼓手和打击乐手，每当他演奏音乐时，我就停不下来地扭动身体。我的父母知道他们需要将这种能量引导到某个地方。舞蹈成为了我的世界，我最好的朋友，我的创造力。我并不太在意学校，我只想去舞蹈课，听音乐，并被我的社群包围。我觉得自己找到了天赋。
在家里，有我、我的哥哥，以及爸爸妈妈。爸爸总是拍打着什么东西，无论是方向盘、沙发，还是他真正的鼓组。我妈妈是一名普拉提教练，所以她每天都穿着定制的健美操套装 —— 腰带、搭配骑行短裤的丁字裤，以及与腰带配套的绒圈发带。爸爸会举办狂野的派对，他的乐队会在我们家演奏。很多不拘一格、极具创意的人出入我家，虽然这里未必是个知识分子家庭，但我一直可以自由地表达自己。
舞蹈给了我极大的自律和勇气。在我 12 岁时，我的舞蹈老师告诉我妈妈，他们认为我的水平不够，不打算让我晋级。但我内心深处坚定的一部分拒绝接受这一点。我让老师们坐下来，告诉他们我工作努力且能够达到要求。
我坚持了自己的主张，他们最终同意了。
在我 18 岁时，我想搬到洛杉矶成为一名职业舞者，但在负担得起之前，我必须在凤凰城打三份工。我在一家餐厅做接待员，在舞蹈工作室值班，还在犹太成年礼上担任司仪 —— 我的工作就是让每个人都站起来跳 $\text{YMCA}$ 舞。一旦我攒够了 $1,000 现金，我就收拾行李离开了。
起初，我担任伴舞 —— 主要是广告和音乐录影带，比如 Aaron Carter 的 $\text{I Want Candy}$。后来我的朋友告诉我一个名为 Pussycat Dolls 的酷炫脱衣舞表演团体，他们驻演在 Johnny Depp 的 Viper Room 俱乐部。洛杉矶所有最优秀的女性舞者都在参加试镜，我想加入。从技术上讲，我当时太年轻，不能进入该俱乐部，所以我必须偷偷潜入潜出地参加试镜 —— 但我最终入选了。
我热爱那种女性化且俏皮的感觉 —— 就像一群女性聚集在一起演唱翻唱歌曲。Carmen Electra 当时在拍摄《海滩救 hộ》，她是最初成员之一，因此引起了很大的关注，许多名人都到场参与，例如 Brittany Murphy、Christina Aguilera 和 Gwen Stefani —— 后者是我们签约的关键。她把 Interscope 的负责人 Jimmy Iovine 带到了演出现场。人们不断告诉我这是一件多么大事 —— Jimmy 在音乐产业中就像金子一样珍贵。但我并不在意 —— 我玩得很开心，心想：“随便吧！只要我能拿钱做我热爱的事情就行。” 直到我发现我们的首支单曲 $\text{Don’t Cha}$ 是由 CeeLo Green 创作并由 Busta Rhymes 助阵时，我才意识到我们即将开启的事业有多么重大。
我面对名声时的心理准备充分吗？ 在 90 年代和 00 年代，没有人谈论应对技巧或自我关怀。 没有人在意我们的健康或身心状态。随着时间的推移，我学会了在平衡中生活，通过呼吸练习来帮助自己放松，但在那时，我只能在被提醒去睡觉时得到一次轻拍鼓励。我们工作刻苦，而且作为舞者成长，我们被设定为必须具有韧性：即使脚趾骨折，你依然要上台演出。此外，那时正值狗仔队的巅峰时代——相机镜头会对着我们的裙底，他们会确保拍摄身体的某些角度，以便圈出任何瑕疵。
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并在互联网上指出我们的不足。这一切发生得如此之快。我们每天在不同的国家之间奔波。这是我梦想成真的时刻，但在我走出这段经历之前，我没有时间去消化和处理它。
最终，我的身体开始崩溃。我去看了一位针灸师，她说：“如果你不宣泄，你的身体就会替你尖叫。”如此不懈地工作所带来的压力让我的身体产生了反应。我的腿上开始出现湿疹，脸上长了带状疱疹，而且我还患了胃溃疡。我们都精疲力竭了。金是第一个提到我们应该休息的人。很明显，我们需要各自寻找自己的道路。
几年前，尼克联系了我。她刚刚在百老汇和西区演完了《日落大道》，认为现在是重新启动 Pussycat Dolls 的好时机。我想确保这次我能真正享受其中，所以我们三个人坐下来，坦诚地谈了谈彼此的现状，以确保我们的目标一致。现在，即使行程极其艰苦，我们也可以设定界限，例如共进午餐并确保将睡眠安排在日程表中。
我经常回想起那个 12 岁的女孩，她曾向她的舞蹈老师据理力争自己的价值。在我年轻刚开始职业生涯时，我确实失去了一些那样的勇气。作为一个在 2000 年代被“打造”出来的组合成员，那时处于聚光灯下的环境截然不同，某些有权势的人会告诉你应该长成什么样或如何穿衣，而你会同意，因为你不想失去机会。这些年这对我的自尊心造成了影响，在某种程度上，我仍在努力将其找回。我意识到，大多数时候我可能并不感到自信，但关键在于即便不确定也要挺身而出。此外，在进行所有排练时，我也被提醒到，我的身体状况与当年不同了。我的背痛——我之前没意识到我们的一些舞步竟然如此剧烈。
除此之外，那个穿着芭蕾舞裙的小女孩依然是我前进的动力。我的心魂就在于音乐和表演，我希望能够将站在舞台上的那种感觉捕捉封存起来。前几天我的男朋友问我：“当你站在那里时，你感觉如何？”我说：“就像回到了家。”我的思虑、我的恐惧，一切都随之融化了。 2026
“我觉得他只要靠近我妈妈，我就恶心” 尼尔·霍珀（Neil Hopper）曾是一位顶尖外科医生，他的双腿被截肢了。他的患者及其家属并不知情的是，他在成为一个极端恋物网站的常客后，这些伤势是自残造成的。现在，他们开始质疑自己接受的医疗治疗。 珍妮·克利曼（Jenny Kleeman）报道
在 72 岁的利兹·斯普纳 (Liz Spooner) 2022 年在特鲁罗的皇家康沃尔医院截肢后的那些焦虑日子里，发生的所有事情中，有一段记忆在她的女儿费伊·哈里森 (Faye Harrison) 心中依然清晰。费伊记得，利兹的手术时间比预期长得多，而且在麻醉剂和吗啡的作用下，利兹陷入了谵妄，开始拒绝进食和服药。就在那时，费伊被引导进一间侧室，与一名顾问外科医生会面。
“他很爱笑。给人的感觉相当迷人且体贴，”费伊回忆道。他详细列举了利兹正在服用的长长的一串药物清单，并开始解释为什么她需要这些药。“我记得我低头看——在进行这类谈话时，你会经常低头看地面——然后我注意到他的裤腿里伸出了金属杆。”费伊在回忆起这一幕时难以置信地眨了眨眼。“我想，天哪，他给我的母亲做了手术，而他自己也是个截肢者。”
尼尔·霍珀 (Neil Hopper) 是血管外科领域的名医——这是一个涉及静脉和动脉，因此也涉及截肢的专科领域。到利兹手术时，他已经担任顾问医生十年，并获得了临床卓越奖。但在 2019 年 5 月，由于疑似败血症，霍珀本人不得不接受了双侧膝下截肢手术。
2020 年 1 月，当他戴上义肢走进手术室，准备再次为患者执行截肢手术时，BBC 的拍摄团队在现场记录他这次英雄般的回归。他在 ITV 的《This Morning》节目沙发上谈论自己患败血症的经历，穿着短裤，自豪地露出他的义肢。他使用账号 @bionicsurgeon 在社交媒体上记录了自己作为一名残疾医生的经历。他甚至向欧洲空间局申请，希望成为世界上第一位残疾宇航员。他赢得了多项荣誉：被评为康沃尔郡最酷的人之一，以及英国最勇敢的人之一。
但在关于她母亲的 15 分钟谈话中，费伊选择没有提及他的腿。相反，她进行了一些闲聊：注意到霍珀的威尔士口音后，她宣称康沃尔的沙滩比威尔士的好得多。这是一个奇怪的场景，但至少在得知照顾她母亲的人本身也是一名截肢者时，有一种慰藉感。“我记得当时在想，天呐，他一定有惊人的同理心。”走出侧室后，费伊告诉她的丈夫，她刚刚遇到了一位非同寻常的外科医生。“这很糟糕，真的，但我记得我说：‘他装了义肢腿——而且他的名字叫 Hopper（跳跃者）。’因为在那种时刻，你会寻找任何能让你笑出来的东西。”
对利兹的家人来说，那是极其煎熬的几天，但这场苦难始于一年前，当时她在海滩上摔倒导致腿部骨折。利兹是个擅长社交的人，曾是一名护士，后来在伯明翰管理了一家儿童之家 12 年，随后定居康沃尔。在 2009 年丈夫去世后，她通过在 Rock 的 RNLI 商店做志愿者来充实生活。就在那里结束一次轮班后，她在遛狗时绊倒，导致左股骨骨折。伤口未能正确愈合，六个月后，她接受了手术在其中插入一根金属棒。
腿部，随后引发感染。2022年7月，莉兹被告知她必须做出选择：要么终身服用抗生素（但这可能会失效），要么截肢。“我们当时想，只要去掉那条该死的腿，除掉感染，她就会没事了，”费伊说道。他们原以为手术需要五到六个小时，但费伊告诉我实际花费了 11 或 12 小时。在高级护理单元恢复期间，莉兹变得偏执且产生幻觉。她告诉费伊房间里有鬼；有人在陷害她；她被秘密拍摄了。“护士和医生说，在经历了大剂量麻醉和所有吗啡之后，这种情况很正常。但她再也没有真正摆脱那种状态。在那次手术之后，她再也不是我的母亲了。”莉兹患上了医院获得性肺炎，并在手术九天后去世。费伊说，
从未有人解释过为什么她母亲的手术时间比预期长这么多。她在想，如果手术时间更短，也许莉兹术后就不会那么谵妄，或者她不会在医院呆足够长的时间从而感染导致她死亡的肺炎。但莉兹一直信任国民医疗服务体系（NHS），费伊也是如此——她本身就是一名 NHS 的言语和语言治疗师。她原以为母亲只是运气非常糟糕。“没有理由怀疑任何事情，”她耸了耸肩。然后，在母亲去世三年后的 2025 年9月，费伊在开车上班听新闻时，听到了尼尔·霍珀的名字。他因承认两项虚假陈述诈骗罪和三项持有极端色情制品罪而被判刑。诈骗定罪与其在双腿截肢后向健康保险公司提出的索赔有关。
事实证明，霍珀并没有患败血症——导致他截肢的伤势是自残造成的。他故意伤害自己，因为他有截肢癖。费伊感觉自己快要呕吐了。“我的天，想到他曾经靠近过我母亲，我就感到恶心。”皇家康沃尔医院 NHS 信托在霍珀被定罪当天发表了一份声明。“我们希望向公众保证，我们详尽的调查并未发现任何证据表明我们医院的患者存在任何风险或伤害，”声明称。但费伊并没有
尼尔·霍珀（左）， 选自其 Instagram 页面 @bionicsurgeon 的照片
感到宽慰。“谁会在腿部没问题的情况下给自己截肢？而且想到他曾是一名医生。更糟糕的是——一个给别人做截肢手术的医生。”问题在她脑海中盘旋。“我母亲在那个手术室里呆了非常非常长的时间。是不是发生了什么？”在康沃尔郡及其他地区，霍珀以前的患者及其家属也在提出类似的问题。这是一个愿意向同事、患者、广大公众以及最亲近的家人就其伤情性质撒谎多年的外科医生——一个根据他被定罪持有之极端色情制品来看，以看到人们处于极度痛苦中为乐的人。怎么能确保他从未给患者带来任何风险？
霍珀在 2023 . 3 月被捕后始终保持沉默。他在两次警察审讯中均回答“无可奉告”；他在法庭上也未发言。或许，对他心态和性格最深刻的洞察，来自于将他塑造的“仿生外科医生”形象与在刑事审判及执业资格听证会中揭露的真相进行对比。这种反差揭示了霍珀的前患者及其前雇主心中依然存在的疑问。从表面上看，霍珀在失去双腿之前似乎过着非常传统的生活。作为两名护士的儿子，他在亚伯里斯特威斯和斯旺西长大，并就读于一所私立寄宿学校。他在卡迪夫的威尔士大学医学院学习，获得了解剖科学的一等学位和医学荣誉学位。他在医学院结识了未来的妻子，他们有一个儿子和一个女儿，全家曾前往澳大利亚生活一年，期间霍珀在悉尼担任血管外科医生，随后于 2013 年返回英国，在皇家康沃尔医院和康沃尔唯一的私立医院——公国医院担任顾问外科医生。“我对血管外科产生浓厚兴趣主要是因为它具有重建性质，没有两次手术是完全相同的，而且必须在身体各部位进行手术，这种多样性维持了我的兴趣，”霍珀在 2021 . 年告诉《西方邮报》。根据他的说法，2019, 年 4 月，霍珀和他的女儿在一次家庭露营旅行中感到不适。“我女儿好转了，但我没有，所以家人以为我只是得了胃病，就把我一个人留在家里。我开始感到有些酸痛，于是吃了些对乙酰氨基酚就上床睡觉了，”他在 2020 . 年 2 月告诉《康沃尔直播》。后来，霍珀的妻子和孩子去探访姻亲；当他的妻子给他打电话，而他在电话里“胡言乱语”时，她给一位朋友打了电话，对方前往查看情况，发现前门开着，于是拨打了救护车。“我记得的下一件事就是身在重症监护室，”霍珀继续说道。“我记得我的脚非常疼。”霍珀告诉医生他一直呕吐且腹泻。他接受了广泛的检查，医护人员对他病情的起因感到困惑。最终，他们怀疑是败血症。“我看到我的脚趾已经变蓝了，所以在那个时刻我知道自己大概处于什么情况”
“……处于引导状态，”他后来告诉 BBC；脚底皮肤发青是败血症的一个公认体征。两周时间里，他的医学同行试图改善他腿部的血液供应。他从皇家康沃尔医院被转至德里福德（Derriford）一家专科培训医院进行高压氧治疗。但这一切都徒劳无功。他说，一旦截肢看起来不可避免，他“禁不住想象”随之而来的具体操作。“想到电动工具将用在我身上，就觉得很恶心。”Hopper 的脚趾在 10 五月被切除，当这被认为还不够时，他选择在 17 五月切除双小腿。“我现在是一个双膝下截肢者，考虑到我的职业，这相当讽刺，”Hopper 在手术六个月后上传到其 YouTube 频道的第一个视频中宣布；那时他已经开始称自己为“仿生外科医生”了。在另一段记录他成为截肢者一周年而上传的视频中，他夸耀自己获得了一次全额报销的萨尔福德之行，并在 BBC Breakfast 节目中出镜。在 2022 , 年初，他透露自己正在汉堡接受欧洲航天局的评估，试图成为世界上第一位残疾宇航员；他进入了最后的 27 名候选人之列。“当我生病时，有人告诉我我最终会去做 Ted 演讲之类的事情，我说绝对不会，这永远不会成为我生活的核心部分，而现在我完全掉进了这个陷阱，”他在 BBC Radio Cornwall 中笑着说。他知道自己的伤情为他开启了一种特殊的机遇。“因为发生了这些事，我的生活变得更有趣了，”他在被捕前告诉一个威尔士 BBC 纪录片摄制组。但 Hopper 成为“仿生外科医生”的旅程实际上始于他失去双腿的前一年，那是通过一组完全不同的视频开始的。在他的刑事审判期间披露，2018, 年 8 月，Hopper 使用电子邮箱 adecentguyincornwall@gmail.com 在 eunuchmaker.com 上创建了名为“AdmiroDoc”的个人资料，这是一个按次付费的恋物癖网站，刊登着男性和男孩在镜头前自残或允许他人将其肢体切割的视频。运营该网站的居住在伦敦的挪威人 Marius Gustavson 本人也切除了阴茎、乳头和左腿。Gustavson 目前因多项罪名服无期徒刑，其中包括蓄意造成严重身体伤害。
“我能理解尼尔·霍珀（NEIL HOPPER）是如何陷入其中的，”在古斯塔夫森（Gustavson）审判期间被称作“迈克尔（Michael）”的男子说道。“我不认为他有一天突然心血来潮就输入‘阉割者’（Eunuch Maker）——我认为他在各种恋物癖网站上寻找越来越极端的内容，然后就这样找到了那个网站。起初只是出于一点好奇，但一旦你进入那个网站，它就变成了一个回音室。”
迈克尔是第一个向警方举报古斯塔夫森的人，此前古斯塔夫森在他身上进行了阉割并录像，并在他身上烙印了字母“EM”。在古斯塔夫森对他进行残割时，迈克尔处于精神脆弱状态且在使用药物；一年后在他康复期间，他向警方报案，并意识到自己成为了法官在古斯塔夫森审判中所称的“几乎等同于人间屠宰”的受害者。“那个网站的问题在于，它让这一切看起来绝对正常，”迈克尔说。
该网站在 14 January 2018 到 1 March 2021 之间运行，期间古斯塔夫森从全球 22,800 多个付费用户那里赚了近 £300,000 。（出现在视频中的受害者被承诺会从收入中获得资金；迈克尔表示，他的阉割为他赚了 £60, 甚至不足以覆盖他的交通费用。）在聊天室和留言板中，经过验证地接受了阉割、截肢或生殖器移除的成员会被授予特殊的荣誉勋章。“那是一个社区。非常支持，非常热情，且充满积极性，”迈克尔告诉我。
“总是有传闻说，噢，这里有一个真正的外科医生，这里有一个真正的护士，”他继续说道。事实证明，确实有一名护士：内森·阿诺德（Nathan Arnold），他在被判定因移除古斯塔夫森的乳头而犯有故意伤害罪（GBH）后，被判处缓刑。而且
他所执行的 手术背后 没有潜藏的动机”
那就是霍珀（Hopper）。“得知一名国民医疗服务体系（NHS）的顾问医生竟然在场，这简直太可怕了。” 我不愿描述霍珀观看的那些视频——我在通过视频链接参加他的刑事法院听证会时得知了这些内容——但大致细节与他的患者相关。霍珀在职业生涯中为患者进行手术，而私下里却观看他人在剧痛中挣扎；这些色情内容如此虐待且极端，以至于持有这些视频在他因保险诈骗而被判处 22 个月监禁的刑期基础上，又增加了 10 个月。
第一段视频花费了霍珀 £10；视频显示古斯塔夫森（Gustavson）在阉割另一个男人。第二段视频花费 £35，画面中一名男子被绑在床上，古斯塔夫森通过掷骰子来决定切除哪些身体部位；该男子最终失去了阴茎和睾丸，失血过多导致古斯塔夫森在摄像机依然记录的情况下拨打了救护车。在第三段视频中（同样花费了霍珀 £35），一名男子切掉了自己的阴茎并将其举向镜头。 “我已经看了几千遍了，”霍珀在 WhatsApp 上热情地给古斯塔夫森发信息，并特别称赞了那段需要调用护理人员的视频。
霍珀在给一名我称之为琼（Joan）的女性进行手术几个月后，就开始付费购买这些视频。我们在伦敦西部的一家咖啡馆见面；她不希望我透露她的住址或使用她的真名。琼之前在私立的杜奇（Duchy）医院预约手术，准备在女儿婚礼前切除静脉曲张。 “他是杜奇医院负责静脉问题的医生，”她告诉我。“他看起来很友善，非常随和。他是那种给人感觉很温暖的人——有点超重，看起来很开朗。我对他的印象很好。”她原以为这会是很简单的一场手术。 “我的母亲和我的一个姐妹之前都做过静脉切除术，她们都没有出过任何问题。”在整个 30 分钟的手术过程中，霍珀负责切除琼的静脉并实施麻醉。 “我非常痛，”她盯着我的眼睛说。起初，她不想大惊小怪。 “我不是小孩子，也不是胆小鬼。我想，我就忍到结束为止。但后来到了我实在无法忍受的地步。我不得不说，这真的、真的非常痛。” 霍珀能看到她在扭动，听到她在恳求他停止。
他说他会给她增加麻醉药，但这没有任何效果。 “依然那么痛。感觉就像他完全没有打麻醉就从我腿里拔出一条静脉一样。” 手术后，霍珀拒绝让琼付钱。 “那是几百英镑，他免了我的账单。私人医生不会这么做——他们绝不会。” 她摇了摇头。 “当时我想，这个人真是太好了——他这么体谅，因为他之前让我承受了很多痛苦。” 琼在报纸上读到霍珀被定罪的消息时感到惊恐。 “这太让人不安了。” 她没有关注案件的细节，也不知道霍珀一直在看那些视频，直到我用最概括的词汇告诉她。 “这让我感到生理上的恶心。简直难以置信，”她说。 “但实际上我很高兴知道了：我之前以为是我想象出来的。当时我觉得他好像没用麻醉药，当我
“被告知他确实那样做了。但我现在不再确定他是否真的做了。”她摇了摇头，“他显然已经精神错乱了，而我当时完全受制于他。” 达奇医院的母公司英国 Ramsay Health Care 表示，无法对任何个别患者护理事件发表评论。一名发言人在一份声明中表示：“在 Hopper 先生拥有 Ramsay Health Care UK 执业特权的期间，没有关于其临床实践或任何患者安全风险的重大顾虑。我们希望向我们的患者、合作伙伴及更广泛的社区保证，我们始终致力于维持最高标准的专业操守和临床治理。”
在 2018 年底，Hopper 给 Gustavson 发消息，要求他修复一个导致其无法观看已购买视频的故障。“别担心，”Hopper 最终写道，“这些天我的口味变得更异域风情了。”
Gustavson 在 2019 年 2 月导致自己的左腿被截肢。他将脚放在一桶干冰中浸泡了八小时（并将该过程的一段短视频上传到其网站），随后前往医院，最终在膝盖以下截肢。到 4 月，Hopper 开始询问如何能做同样的事情。Gustavson 向他发送了一份包含指令、设备清单和图表的电子文档，告知 Hopper 在哪里订购干冰，以及如何通过暗网购买用于止痛的鸦片类药物。
在 Hopper 的审判中，检方认为 Hopper 并非被诱导：他是一个平等且自愿的参与者。“哇，”Hopper 给 Gustavson 发消息道，“我 20 年来一直梦想着这件事。”在妻子和孩子在岳父母家期间，Hopper 将双脚浸在干冰中，并定期通过 WhatsApp 向 Gustavson 发送更新。“成为一名双腿截肢者的感觉一定太棒了，”他写道。然后，他向 Gustavson 发送了一张其勃起阴茎的照片。截肢后，他在医院病床上继续给 Gustavson 发消息，感谢他让这一切成为可能，并发送了一张缠着绷带的残肢照片，称其非常“性感”。“感觉太酷了。没有脚了！”
GUSTAVSON 在 2021 年被捕。警方对他设备和通信记录的调查最终引导他们找到了 Hopper，后者于 2023 年 3 月首次接受询问；此外，调查还发现了一个由英国社会中处于权威地位的人员组成的网络，这些人从残肢截断中获得性快感。在 Hopper 出庭听证的三天前，前牧师 Geoffrey Baulcomb 被
因在镜头前致使另一名男子生殖器残疾而被判处三年监禁（涉嫌造成严重身体伤害罪，GBH）。首先举报古斯塔夫森（Gustavson）的迈克尔（Michael）坚信还会有人被逮捕。“通过这件事会发现更多的人，”他说。“下一个会是警察吗？律师？还是政治家？”导致霍珀（Hopper）垮台的并非他的癖好，而是他的谎言。在向 Aviva 和 Old Mutual Wealth（现为 Quilter）提交欺诈性医疗保险索赔之前，霍珀曾咨询过朋友和家人——这些人根本不知道他的伤势是自残造成的——询问他是否应该提交申请。“我觉得我应该尽可能地利用这一点，”他在给一名朋友的短信中这样写道。在给父亲的一条信息中，他写道：“如果是几十万，我就兑现；如果是几万，我就不管了。”他的保险赔付总额为
£466,653.81 。他还领取了约 £44,000 的伤残福利金。两项保险索赔均在 2019 年 7 月前完成支付；同月，霍珀委托一名建筑师设计其住宅的扩建部分。他花费 £15,000 购买了一个热水浴缸，£3,000 购买音响设备，以及 £22,000 购买了一辆豪华露营拖车。他在 Instagram 上发布了新厨房和热水浴缸的照片，一个月后，他发布了一张家庭圣诞树的照片，并配文“生活还不赖！”。到 2022 年 11 月，所有的保险金已全部花光。在霍珀的审判期间，检方承认，霍珀并非在投保医疗险时就意图进行欺诈索赔，也不是为了致富而冻伤双脚；他提出索赔是因为如果不索赔可能会显得可疑。检方认为，他伤害自己的动机是性欲，而非财务。霍珀的辩护团队
提出了另一种解释。他的辩护律师告诉法庭，霍珀一生都患有性别焦虑症以及身体畸形恐惧症，具体表现为对自己双脚的厌恶。“他觉得双脚像是多余且不受欢迎的累赘。”他曾尝试用家庭和工作填满生活，但无法平息由双脚这一念头引起的“持续不断的嘈杂声”和“持久且永无止境的不适感”。（古斯塔夫森的法律团队在
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古斯塔夫森的审判中也提出了类似的论点：即他患有身体完整性障碍，且仅仅是在为像他一样的人提供服务。）但无论是在霍珀观看的视频中，还是在他自残期间发送给古斯塔夫森的沟通内容中，其中的性内容都是不可否认的。霍珀被他所见之物以及他所做之事所激发。“他对截肢的事实并不后悔——他对此向往了 20 年——但他后悔自己的不诚实和虚伪，”他的律师继续说道。在量刑前的法官申诉中，律师告知法庭，霍珀的妻子已经离开了他。他请求缓刑，并指出霍珀将永远具有可识别的特征，但将不再获得任何公众的同情。他读了一份来自霍珀的声明：“我的想法和行为没有对我的工作产生任何影响，”声明写道，“我工作非常努力，始终为我的病人尽我全力。”在霍珀之后
在收到判决——32个月监禁外加一项为期10年的性伤害预防令——后，皇家康沃尔医院信托基金会（Royal Cornwall hospitals trust）表示，其调查显示“完全没有证据表明”霍珀（Hopper）的患者存在任何风险。但当今年5月在医疗从业者审理服务处（MPTS）的听证会上评估霍珀是否具备执业资格，以及是否应允许其继续担任医生时，审理委员会发现“本案的严重程度和风险水平极高，且霍珀医生未对他的行为给公众保护带来的影响表现出任何有意义的反思或补救”。罗伯特·达德利（Robert Dudley）代表通用医疗理事会（GMC）建议将其从医生名册中除名，并表示：“医生的职业生活不能与其个人行为分开。”听证会是通过Microsoft Teams虚拟举行的，
由霍珀自行代表。他从监狱拨入电话，他在听证会中的位置由一个灰色矩形上的掩码电话号码标出。当他发表最后陈述时，他的声音细弱且充满了自我怜悯。“我觉得这相当困难，”他开始说道，“我目前因这些罪行在监狱服刑，我从未否认对此承担责任或具有罪责。”（然而，他在警察的询问中回答的是“无可奉告”；他本可以采取更多措施来帮助确保
霍珀在ITV的《早晨》（This Morning）节目中讲述他的故事， 2020年3月6日（左）。 对面：利兹·斯普纳（Liz Spooner）（右上）及其女儿费伊·哈里森（Faye Harrison） 2017年在西班牙，以及 （下方）代表霍珀患者的 律师迈克·伯德（Mike Bird）
正义得到伸张。）“我参加这次听证会是为了证明我理解指控的严重性并直面它们。我有机会躲起来，但无论人们怎么看我，我都有原则。”他说自己是“一个深沉反思且有良知的人”，并且“我花了很长时间才接受我所做的一切”。他一次也没有提到他之前的患者，或者他可能给他们造成的深切痛苦。他于5月29日被除名。
“并不意外，”Enable Law的合伙人兼医疗索赔专家迈克·伯德（Mike Bird）在我与他交谈时说道，此时距离审理委员会给出裁决已过去几天。“让我担心的是，他工作所在的信托基金会对事情严重程度的认知，与行业监管机构的认知之间存在巨大差异。信托基金会得出结论认为对公众没有风险——而且这是在他被定罪之后说的——而MPTS和GMC则认为风险水平极高。”伯德表示，他的律所收到了约20起来自霍珀前患者的严重咨询。“并没有出现一大群人说‘我的肢体被截肢了，而且我认为那是由于不当操作’，”他告诉我；很大一部分截肢者是老年人，且霍珀的许多前患者可能已经去世。“在联系我们的人中，
有些人感到被背叛，甚至有一种被攻击的感觉，因为他们现在回想他治疗他们时的心理状态。他们质疑他针对治疗所做的决定是否恰当，以及这些决定是否是为了满足他个人的性快感而非临床需求。”与身体伤害相比，申请心理创伤赔偿要困难得多。“法律并不总是遵循现实，”伯德说。在回应一项信息自由请求时，皇家康沃尔医院信托基金会公布了其就霍珀接诊案例委托编写的报告。在霍珀定罪当日提交给媒体的声明中，该信托基金会将这项调查描述为“详尽的”、“全面的”，且由“一名独立临床专家”执行。“但实际上，执行这项工作的人并不是该领域的专家，也不是独立之辈
“该信托基金会的成员。他没有与其他同事、其他员工或任何患者沟通：他只是查看了 30 名患者的医疗记录，”Bird 说道。关注的重点是 2018 年 8 月 1 日至 2020 年 10 月 31 日期间进行的医疗程序，这在 Faye 的母亲 Liz 进行手术前几年就已经发生了。“这是一种非常简短、非常肤浅的针对危机情况的反应——而且这还不够，”Bird 继续说道。“当我与随后联系我们的患者交谈时，他们说：‘这难道不是信托基金会在给自己打分吗？’独立性在哪里？严谨性在哪里？当发生这种情况时，为什么信托基金会没有立即向英格兰国民医疗服务体系 (NHS England) 或皇家外科学院寻求帮助，并说：‘请帮我们查明发生了什么’？”
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“从一开始，我们的首要任务就是调查 Hopper 先生的行为，以便我们向患者保证，没有证据表明他们面临风险或受到伤害，”皇家康沃尔医院 NHS 信托基金的一位发言人在回应本文时表示。“RCHT 对警察调查人员指定的两年期间内，Hopper 先生在我院进行的所有截肢手术进行了临床审查。这些审查构成了警方调查过程的一部分。我们的调查没有发现任何证据表明患者存在风险或受到伤害。”
RCHT 补充说，复杂的血管手术始终由医疗专业人员团队管理，绝非一名外科医生的决定。“我们收到了国家血管登记处（National Vascular Registry）关于 2013 和 2023 年间血管手术结果的保证，该机构分析了我们该期间的数据，并表示进一步的分析将不会为本案增加价值。”
DAVID PARKER 是 Hopper 在佩戴假肢腿回到工作岗位后首批接受手术的患者之一。显然，他当时仍在适应假肢：David 说，当他们第一次见面进行咨询时，Hopper “在门口摔了一跤，然后跌坐在椅子上”。但当时是冬天，Hopper 穿着长裤而非短裤，所以 David 根本不知道他的外科医生是一名截肢者。直到一年左右后，他在地区电视台看到一部纪录片才意识到这一点。“片中说他是个怎样的英雄，在双腿被截除后依然在坚持工作。”
到那时，David 并不认为 Hopper 是个英雄。他曾接受过一次颈动脉疏通手术；Hopper 向他保证这很简单，应该不会超过一两个小时，但结果却花了一整天。David 记得自己在手术过程中醒过，并被粗鲁地推回手术台上。自从六年前走出手术室以来，他一直遭受着令其衰弱的神经痛。他将所有的退休储蓄都花在了私人物理治疗上，但收效甚微。
“手术次日，Hopper 先生过来坐在我的床边。他对我说的第一句话是：‘你记得昨天的任何事情吗？’我说：‘嗯，我记得我醒过。’他说：‘不，不，那没发生过。那可能只是麻醉剂在干扰你的意识。’我再也没有见过他。”David 说，此后他得到了皇家康沃尔医院参与该手术的其他工作人员的确认，即他在手术期间确实醒过。从那时起，他一直试图查明自己是如何受伤的，经历了数年的电子邮件往来和随访会议。David 说，一旦 Hopper 被定罪的消息传出，“我的情况就解释得通多了。那天手术中发生了某种事情，我至今仍深受其苦。”神经损伤可能发生在对其静脉进行操作期间，或者在他被推回手术台时。David 接受了自己可能永远无法查明真相的事实。他不相信信托基金关于 Hopper 从未给患者带来任何风险的断言。“我无法想象一个有这么多心理问题的人能够进行手术并投入所有”
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抛开他的私人生活不谈。但这根本不可能发生，不是吗？”他叹了口气。“专业人士可以讨论他的专业生活——而我将谈论他的私人生活，”当我对迈克尔提出这一点时，他这样说道。“当时我在那个网站上时，这件事一直萦绕在我的脑海中。它影响了所有事情。要将其从系统中清除需要很多年时间。如果你在看那样的东西，而这恰恰是你每天在工作中所做的事情——我会发现很难将其隔离开来。我认为这是不可能的。”正是这种永远无法得知真相的状态——这种伴随终身的、啃噬内心的怀疑——成为了霍珀前患者及其家属持续创伤的根源。他们确定的一件事是：他们曾有一位始终且在犯罪程度上极其不诚实的医生。
在关于菲伊母亲死亡的死因研讯中，为其手术的外科医生的名字并未披露。尽管她在利兹手术后与他进行过咨询，但菲伊从未确定是否是霍珀执行了截肢手术。当她最近联系皇家康沃尔医院寻求确认时，对方告诉她，尽管她对他咨询时的记忆清晰，但“……没有记录显示霍珀先生在利兹护理的任何阶段参与其中”。在回应《卫报》的询问时，皇家康沃尔医院 NHS 信托基金表示，利兹的医疗记录显示霍珀并未参与其腿部截肢手术，且该手术仅耗时三个半小时，而非菲伊声称的 11 或 12 小时。
‘那天手术室里发生了某些事， 我至今仍深受其苦’： 大卫·帕克， 尼尔·霍珀的患者之一
菲伊拥有在母亲手术期间发送给家人的短信，告知他们手术时间远长于最初预计的五小时。她说，她清晰记得在手术期间反复拨打医院电话，询问为什么她的母亲还没有手术结束，而工作人员告诉她，她母亲的谵妄状态是因为经历了如此漫长的手术。“我似乎无法从医院那里得到任何正确的信息，”菲伊叹息道。“有些事情发生了，而我知道那是事实。我知道我见过尼尔·霍珀。我知道他参与了我母亲的护理。我不知道他是否只是撒谎并掩盖了痕迹，从而导致医院按照他们现有的记录行事。”
“他很有可能参与其中——他只是可能没有做记录，”伯德说。“他欺骗了他的医疗专业同事。他所做的医疗记录——为什么会是正确的？那是写在一名被证实是谎言之辈的人笔下的。”伯德表示，这就是为什么任何仅基于医疗记录对霍珀工作的审查都是不足的另一个原因。
霍珀被告知他必须服刑至少 40% 的刑期，因此他将在接下来的几个月内符合出狱条件。刑事审判仅集中在可以起诉他的指控上——诈骗和持有极端色情制品——而没有涉及他对同事、患者以及妻子和孩子的欺骗，也没有涉及他对那些将生命和身体交付于他的人所造成的心理伤害。虽然这些行为极其错误，但并不一定是犯罪。“他还没有因为他对患者所做的事情而受到惩罚，”菲伊说。“我就是拒绝……”
“我相信他所进行的操作背后并没有潜藏的动机。”她说，持续的疑虑让她更难以走出悲痛。她希望把母亲的照片挂在墙上，但无法面对整理利兹旧照片的可能，那些照片仍留在费伊阁楼的一个盒子里。费伊希望信托基金能委托一项针对霍珀的独立调查，不仅调查他进行截肢手术是否多此一举，还要调查他在手术过程中的行为——其操作是否被无故延长、拖延或以其他不恰当的方式执行。“令人震惊的是，英格兰国家医疗服务体系（NHS England）或皇家外科医学院一直没有进行独立审计。为什么没有全面的独立调查？”当我们初次见面时，费伊对于是否公开讲述母亲的遭遇犹豫不决。她担心，如果利兹的大家族成员和许多朋友读到她与霍珀的关系，他们会感到惊恐。“我不希望他们经历我所经历的一切，”她说道。但随后她想到了利兹会希望什么。“她关心公平与正义，并且确保人们面对事实。如果她今天还活着，我知道她会说什么。她会说，‘去把那个该死的混蛋给收拾了。’ ” •
在 Offl ine Project 举办的每次活动开始时，都有一个仪式。该项目由 Pelé Zachariah 运行，活动内容各异——可能是集体步行、拼贴画课程或晚餐俱乐部——但每一次的开始方式都一样，*即邀请你上交手机。设备被放入一个锁定盒中。一旦全部放入，Zachariah 就会关上门并转动钥匙。“我不会帮人们放进去，因为让他们亲手将手机放入盒子，然后走开并思考：在接下来的两三个小时里，我将全身心地投入其中，这样效果更好。”自 2025 年 8 月起，他一直在伦敦举办这些无屏幕活动。初次参加者可能会对与手机分离感到不安。“当他们把手机放下时，你能感觉到那种氛围，”Zachariah 说。“有人告诉我，‘我感觉真的很奇怪’，或者‘在没有手机在身上的最初几分钟里，我感到超级不舒服。’ 随后他们会说，‘我之前没意识到自己竟然如此需要这种感觉。’” Zachariah 理解人们起初为什么会觉得困难。“这非常不自然。你在厨房工作时可能会把手机放在客厅，但在这里，你看到它被锁在一个你本质上无法进入的门后，”他说。但当人们离开时，他们经常说希望拥有自己的手机锁定盒，或者告诉他，他们将尝试在回家之前不去查看设备。“我们必须字面上地将手机锁起来，这有点令人难过。但人们确实非常渴望那样的时间。”对于居住在埃塞克斯的 31 岁 Jarred Laros 来说，情况正是如此，自 Offl ine Project 启动以来，他一直是这里的常客。他参加的最早活动之一是一个“绘画与啜饮”之夜，当时一位艺术家教大家如何绘制包含山脉、河流和日落的风景画。
人们围坐在桌旁，一边在画布上创作，一边饮用饮料、享用点心，并互相认识。“我喜欢这种...”
数字排毒比你想象中更容易实现。 从无手机酒吧到漂浮静修中心——甚至包括桑拿房里的读书会——伊莎贝尔·阿隆（Isabelle Aron）建议通过社交且令人满足的方式来摆脱束缚，重新与现实世界建立联系。
离开手机，更有意识地度过我的时间。我绝不会尝试自学绘画，但在社区环境中这样做就非常轻松。对话也会自然流动。”拉罗斯（Laros）经营自己的公司，花大量时间使用电子设备。“我总是盯着屏幕，无论是我的 iPad、MacBook、手机，还是三者同时使用，”他说。“在工作之外，还有那种让人难以抗拒的‘末日刷屏’（doom scroll）。我会在无意中打开 Instagram。半小时后，我会想：‘我怎么还在用这个应用？’我平均每天的屏幕使用时间是 7.5 小时。我与手机的关系并不是我想要的那个样子。”“离线计划”（The Offl ine Project）是新一波数字排毒社区的一部分，通过举办活动让人们远离屏幕。其吸引力不难理解：根据 Ofcom 的 2025 Online Nation 报告，英国成年人现在平均每天上网 4.5 小时，其中大部分时间是在手机上度过的。在 2025 , 广告从业者协会（Institute of Practitioners in Advertising）进行的年度 TouchPoints 调查发现，英国成年人花在手机上的时间首次超过了观看电视的时间。政府最近宣布，将于 2027 年春季针对 16 岁以下人群实施社交媒体禁令，禁令将涵盖 Instagram、TikTok 和 YouTube 等平台。当该消息公布时，一名少女在接受新闻记者询问将如何利用这些新获得的空闲时间时，她的回答在网上走红。答案是？ “盯着墙看。” 幸运的是，如果你想让手机休息一下，有很多更有吸引力的事情可以做。随着我们的生活日益数字化，人们开始反抗技术对我们的掌控。厌倦了面对一片屏幕之海，一些音乐家在演出中实施“无手机”政策。鲍勃·迪伦（Bob Dylan） 2025 年的英国和爱尔兰巡演、Fred Again 2 月在亚历山大宫（Alexandra Palace）的演出，以及哈里·斯泰尔斯（Harry Styles）今年 3 月在曼彻斯特的一次性演出，都规定禁止使用手机。喜剧演出中也有这种情况——在萨拉·西尔弗曼（Sarah Silverman）去年于伦敦帕拉丁剧院（London Palladium）的演出中，手机被放置在锁定袋中；而罗素·霍华德（Russell Howard）目前的“不要告诉算法”（Don’t Tell the Algorithm）巡演则承诺“没有手机，没有干扰，只有人类和笑话”。根据 Eventbrite 的数据，2024 到 2025 年全球无手机活动的参与人数增长了 121% 。在广播员兼 DJ 安妮·马克（Annie Mac）的“午夜之前”（Before Midnight）俱乐部之夜中，手机摄像头上被贴上了贴纸，因此无法拍照或录像。“这提醒人们活在当下。模糊的视频、失真的声音，或者昏暗模糊的照片，能带来的满足感是非常有限的，”她说。“夜店传统上是让你感受到自由的地方——成为你想成为的任何人。它们被设计成黑暗的，是为了在失去自我的同时找回自我。手机会抑制这两者。” 虽然有些人是在寻找活动和场馆中的碎片时间来逃离智能手机，但另一些人则更进一步，完全抛弃了它们。来自德比（Derby）的 31, 岁男子科迪·拉蒙（Cody Ramone）在疫情前一直使用一款 2015 年的旧翻盖手机，直到疫情期间生活变得比以往任何时候都更依赖网络，他才再次需要智能手机。在 2024, 他重新换回了“傻瓜手机”。“我厌倦了所有的通知和时刻在线的状态，”他说。放弃智能手机让他发生了蜕变，让他有时间从事更多充实的内容。“我更容易感到无聊了。而无聊正是驱动你去尝试新事物、重启旧爱好或思考的动力。”
有创意地。我的注意力持续时间有所提高，所以我阅读得更多，花钱也更多
花时间做一些创意爱好，比如钩编。他说：“我会给人们打电话，或者更频繁地与他们出去社交。”
究竟是什么让我们的手机如此令人上瘾？“数字媒体激活了与毒品和酒精相同的奖励通路，在脑内奖励通路的一个关键区域释放多巴胺——我们的奖励神经递质，”斯坦福大学医学院精神病学教授、《多巴胺国度》（Dopamine Nation）一书的作者安娜·莱姆克（Anna Lembke）表示。“动态图像对于哺乳动物的大脑来说就像是猫薄荷，导致‘视频连锁反应’，类似于‘连锁抽烟’。一旦我们开始，就很难停止，即便我们想停止也是如此。”
莱姆克指出，我们在手机上花费的时间越多，就越会对“所看到的内容变得脱敏”，从而寻找更“强效的奖励来重现最初的快感体验”。“与此同时，我们失去了从其他更简单的奖励中获得快乐的能力，比如观看日落、与朋友共进晚餐或阅读一本好书。我们花更多时间独自刷屏。我们变得越来越不满足，越来越孤独。”
虽然这听起来像是一种凄凉的状态，但好消息是，情况不必如此。随着“无手机体验”的兴起，人们有可能让自己脱离设备，哪怕只是暂时地。“建立一种更健康的科技关系，必须包括一些不使用设备的独立时间段，从而能完全地投入并与周围的人和世界互动，”莱姆克说。“这意味着要创造一些我们聚集在一起且不携带设备的集体空间。”
从离网的无科技小屋到禁止使用设备的酒吧，以下是英国境内可以逃离手机的场所。
“参与者的多样性表明，这并非一个小众问题” 数字排毒俱乐部 Offline Club 由好友乔迪·范·本内科姆（Jordy van Bennekom）、瓦伦丁·克洛克（Valentijn Klok）和伊利亚·克内佩尔豪特（Ilya Kneppelhout）于 2024 年在阿姆斯特丹创立。该俱乐部在 10 个国家的城市中设有 14 个分会，包括英国的伦敦和布里斯托尔。活动开始时，所有人将设备放入“手机酒店”——一个带有插槽的可锁定金属盒中。在第一个小时里，会播放音乐但不允许说话，每个人做自己的事。在第二个小时里，鼓励人们聊天。
这类活动的需求正在增长。在伦敦，有名为 Switch Off 的活动——为女性提供的安静且无手机的时段，她们可以在那里写日记、做拼贴画或阅读书籍；而 The Offline Project 则举办无屏幕的散步、讲座和工作坊。Logging Off Club 是一项英国倡议，在伦敦、布里斯托尔、布莱顿、南安普顿、剑桥和新森林设有本地小组，目前已扩展至悉尼、墨西哥城和温尼伯。
在巴斯，好友尼古拉·麦克唐纳（Nicola MacDonald）和劳拉·休斯（Laura Hughes）于 2025 年初创立了 The Digital Detox Club。她们每两个月在巴斯的 The Den 咖啡馆举办一次活动——手机在抵达时被放入“科技旅馆”，两人则提供可选活动，如棋盘游戏、写日记和手工制作。“我们被参与者的多样性所震惊，从大学生到退休人员都有，这表明这并非一个小众问题，”麦克唐纳说。“这反映了人们对持续在线状态的一种更广泛的文化疲劳。”
“每次我发现有人在用手机，我就罚他们 50 便士” 手工课程 如果你试图减少使用手机的时间，手工课可以通过让你双手忙碌来帮你实现部分目标。但也有专门的无手机课程。Native Hands 提供篮筐编织、陶艺和丛林生存技巧课程，在萨塞克斯郡的一片古老森林中户外举行。在东萨塞克斯郡的 Curious House，课程范围涵盖篮筐编织
他们欢呼 呐喊”
……到肖像画。所有课程都以正念呼吸练习开始，以帮助人们放松心情。
去年 11 月，丹·帕尔默 (Dan Palmer) 在他位于利兹的有机餐厅和天然葡萄酒吧 Eat Your Greens 启动了“飞行模式” (Airplane Mode) —— 一个每月一次的禁用手机活动。这些免费活动包括由当地创意人士主持的研讨会，内容涵盖绘画、拼贴和折纸等。
他们没有将手机锁在保险箱里，而是采用了一种“罚款罐”制度。“每当我抓到有人在使用手机，我就罚他们 50 便士，”帕尔默说。“所有的罚款都捐给一个名为‘难民与寻求庇护者积极行动’ (Positive Action for Refugees and Asylum Seekers) 的慈善机构。到目前为止，我开出了三张罚单——其中一张是对我自己开的！当有更有趣的事情可做时，没人想盯着手机看。”
与其陷入“末日滚动” (doomscrolling)，不如用双手创造触手可及之物。正是这一想法启发了来自 Inner Canvas 的纳迪亚·巴特 (Nadia Butt) 在她位于雷丁的家中为女性举办艺术课程，且无需面对屏幕的干扰。“无屏幕元素是这些课程的核心，”她说。“我们将其视为一种仪式。在每节课开始时，手机被设为静音并放入一个盒子中。我称之为‘手机水疗’。将其设定为一种集体行为，消除了随之而来的焦虑感。”
“在过去两年里，我所有最好的想法都是在坐桑拿时想到的” 水疗与桑拿 水疗的核心在于放松和切断联系，但这些空间通常并非禁用手机。不过，这种情况正在改变，一些水疗中心现在开始强制执行手机禁令。巴斯 Thermae 水疗中心 (Bath Thermae Spa) 实行严格的禁用手机政策——客人必须将设备放入可锁定的收纳袋中，并存放在储物柜里。在纽森林的 Careys Manor，提供一项“数字脱毒水疗假期” (digital detox spa break)，其中包括放松护理、一本赠送的日志以及房间内的手机暂存箱。
自 2023 年启动以来，汉普郡 Heckfield Place 的 Bothy 水疗中心就禁止使用手机。“在一个致力于恢复身心的空间里看到有人用手机，感觉是不协调的。你来到这里是为了与自己相处，倾听内心，慢下来，”水疗运营总监 瑞卡·塞雷斯-埃尔代 (Reka Seres-Erdei) 表示。
不仅是在水疗中心——随着桑拿文化的迅速普及，许多人发现这些空间提供了一个远离技术的欢迎之所。34, 岁的瑞安·海恩斯 (Ryan Haynes) 是伦敦社区桑拿浴场 (Community Sauna Baths) 的常客，该浴场在坎伯韦尔 (Camberwell)、哈克尼威克 (Hackney Wick)、斯特拉特福 (Stratford)、沃尔瑟姆斯托 (Walthamstow) 和佩克汉姆 (Peckham) 设有分店。你不能把手机带进桑拿房，但允许在外面拍照，尽管他们正在考虑实施全面的手机禁令。
海恩斯周三早晨的桑拿时段对他来说是“不可妥协”的。“在过去两年里，我所有最好的想法都是在坐桑拿时想到的。每个人都需要慢下来，才能听到大脑中在发生什么，”他说。
“我们周五晚上举办，而且总是售罄” 读书会 作为一名独立书店店主和桑拿爱好者，凯莉·威克森（Kelly Wickson）去年产生了一个极具灵感的创意：在桑拿房里开读书会。威克森在萨塞克斯海岸的肖勒姆-拜-西（Shoreham-by-Sea）经营着一家名为 Chapter 34 的书店，每月在金斯顿海滩（Kingston Beach）的 Nomadic Sauna 举办一次桑拿读书会。创建一个无手机空间是该计划的核心部分，而桑拿房恰好满足了这一点。“手机会被弄坏的；你别无选择，”她说。 选书总是 250 页或更少，且不强制要求每月参加。手机被留在桑拿房外的防水桶里。读书会持续一小时，参与者在过程中不断进出桑拿房，有些人会在休息期间快速跳入大海游泳。威克森对它的受欢迎程度感到惊讶。“我们周五晚上举办，而且总是售罄，”她说。 虽然在桑拿房里开读书会极其罕见，但人们越来越看重能够拥有时间与空间来关掉电子设备并阅读。这就是“静默读书会”（Silent Book Club）背后的初衷，其格言之一是：“放下手机，拿起书本。”这是一个全球性网络，在 60 多个国家拥有约 2,000 个分会，其中英国和爱尔兰就有近 150 个。
“这个想法是让你进入一个可以享受当下的幻想世界” 酒吧与酒馆 去年，当卡米尔·杰策（Camille Jetzer）和詹姆斯·纳史密斯（James Nasmyth）在东伦敦道尔斯顿（Dalston）开设 Roses of Elagabalus 时，他们就知道自己想要尽量减少手机的使用。他们将其称作一个“俱乐部”——这里有酒吧、餐厅、舞蹈和卡巴莱表演。“不使用手机的想法是，当你走进 Roses，将外界抛在脑后，进入这个你可以单纯享受当下的幻想世界，”杰策说。 当你抵达 Roses 时，一名接待员会解释这里禁止拍照，并在你的手机摄像头上贴上一张贴纸。菜单上也有提醒。 “这就是一种‘在场即拥有，否则就错过了’的情况，”杰策说，她还注意到常客们会提醒新访客遵守这一规定。 虽然手机没有被锁起来，但杰策表示，摄像头上的贴纸意味着手机的使用频率降低了。“它创造了一个人们不再那么渴望手机的环境。在理想状态下，我们会把手机锁起来。那也许是明年的项目，”她说。 在伦敦其他地方，Esmeralda’s Mayfair 以及位于 OWO 酒店 Raffles London 的 Spy Bar 都会在手机摄像头上贴贴纸。在 2019 年，Samuel Smith’s 酒馆引入了一项规定，客户在其店内存不得使用手机或笔记本电脑，该品牌在全国有 200 多家门店。在康沃尔郡的 Barrel at Bude 酒馆，任何违反无手机规定的人必须捐赠 £1，该款项将捐给当地慈善机构。在肯特郡的赫恩湾（Herne Bay），Butchers Arms 自 2005 年开业以来一直是一个无手机区域——这里
所有者马丁·希利尔（Martyn Hillier）表示，不需要任何标志来强制执行。“来自其他顾客的不满眼神就足够了。如果那没用，我们所有人都会开始说‘大黄，大黄，大黄’（Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb），声音越来越大，直到他们意识到自己无法再交谈为止。”
在沃金（Woking），金（Kim）和迈克·贾雷德（Mike Jarred）在当地的橄榄树（Olive Tree）酒吧经营着名为“屏幕之外”（Beyond the Screen）的每月一次的无手机社交活动。他们在 2025 年 3 月建立了这个活动，此前他们讨论过如何为自己的青少年儿子们树立良好的手机使用习惯。他们提供拼图和对话启动话题等活动，但大多数人只是坐下来聊天。“酒吧正在关闭，而我们只是待在家里，手机对着脸，而不是出门与人见面。我们是人类，我们需要彼此联系。手机阻碍了这一点，”金说道。
“被发现拍照或录像的人会被礼貌地要求离开” 俱乐部之夜 “现在的夜晚出行感觉就像是在进行内容创作练习。我们希望完全去掉这一层，将注意力重新集中在房间里，”曼彻斯特 Amber’s 俱乐部的联合创始人詹姆斯·哈钦斯（James Hutchins）表示。该俱乐部于 2024 年 12 月开业，执行一项禁止拍照和录像的政策，手机摄像头上会被贴上贴纸。“如果在俱乐部内被发现拍照或录像，他们会被礼貌地要求离开，”哈钦斯说。
Amber’s 是英国俱乐部中一个日益增长的趋势的一部分，越来越多的场所将舞池设为无手机空间。伦敦的 Fold 和 Fabric，布里斯托的 Lakota 及其姐妹场馆 Moon Club，以及莱斯特的 Doppler Studio 都在采用这一政策。
有些俱乐部完全禁止使用手机。在由 Stormzy 联合创办的伦敦索霍区 House Party 举办的每月一次的日间派对 Off grid 上，手机被密封在锁定袋中。在她的俱乐部之夜 Before Midnight 中，安妮·麦克（Annie Mac）注意到氛围发生了明显的变化——这是她在曼彻斯特 Warehouse Project 举办的第一场无手机 Before Midnight 活动中体会到的。“人们更投入，声音也更大。他们欢呼，他们呐喊，他们吹口哨。他们以一种本能的方式对音乐做出反应。”
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离线冒险： 数字排毒俱乐部（左图）禁止使用手机，以及（从左下角起顺时针方向）伦敦的 Esmeralda’s Mayfair，那里工作人员在顾客的手机摄像头上贴贴纸；一个与静读俱乐部（Silent Book Club）合作的夏威夷阅读静修会；与萨塞克斯的 Native Hands 一起挖掘野生陶土；Inner Canvas 的一次艺术课程；巴斯的 Thermae Spa 温泉。
“我脱离外部世界生活了 10 天。这是一种启示” 离网住宿 2019, 年，赫克托·休斯（Hector Hughes）在伦敦的一家科技初创公司工作，感到精疲力竭。“最终我去了喜马拉雅山上的一座佛教寺庙进行静修。当你到达那里时，他们会没收你的手机。我脱离外部世界生活了 10 天。这是一种启示，”休斯说。
他从那次旅行回来后辞掉了工作，开始创办 Unplugged——英国的离网小屋，在那里你需要将手机锁起来。它于 2020 年夏季推出；目前已有 60 个数字
全国各地的排毒小屋（它们也扩展到了加泰罗尼亚）。无手机环节由用户自觉执行，但每间小屋都有一个带有挂锁的锁定盒，钥匙则装在密封信封中。他们提供一部拍立得相机、一张地图以及一部用于紧急情况的旧款诺基亚手机。休斯表示，Unplugged 的客户经常会定期回来入住，并进而改变他们的日常生活，例如在约会之夜禁用手机，或大幅减少屏幕使用时间。
如果你喜欢逃离到离网小屋并舍弃手机的想法，英国各地有多种选择。Unyoked 的小屋使用太阳能供电，没有 wifi，且通常没有手机信号——那里有一种从“温和”到“特辣”的“辣度信号”（spice signal），用来设定对小屋偏远程度的预期，以及步行前往所需的时间。他们还提供 Brick 设备，可帮助你在设定时间内屏蔽手机中的某些应用程序。同样，Shacks 的小屋也是离网且没有 wifi，并设有手机锁定盒。
或者，你可以寻找没有 wifi 且手机信号有限或没有信号的偏远小屋，比如位于湖区国家公园中心的云端小屋（Cottage in the Clouds），或是威尔士坎布里安山脉的拟色林没小屋（Woodcock Cabin）。如果你也想逃离陆地，德文郡的 Lilypod 是一家水上静修所，在湖边平台上有三个太阳能生态舱，那里没有电视、wifi 或手机信号，但有棋盘游戏、豆袋沙发和一张特大号床。
“我必须在客人离开后给对方发 WhatsApp——他们把设备给落下了” 远程静修 Yoga Retreats and More 的创始人佛罗伦萨·阿切里（Florence Achery）于 2023 年在兰开夏郡和坎布里亚郡推出了她的“像 1999 年那样静修”数字化排毒假期。最近一位客人在享受远离设备的假期后，以至于离开时忘记收拾她的笔记本电脑和手机。“我不得不给她的同行旅伴发 WhatsApp，让他们帮她把东西捡回来，”阿切里说。
抵达后，客人们在交出设备，然后在接下来的几天里一起用餐、长途散步、做瑜伽和观星。“是他们在掌控生活，而不是手机，”阿切里说。她会送给客人一个电池供电的闹钟让他们带回家，以鼓励他们将手机移出卧室。她还推出了一项针对父母和青少年的数字化排毒静修，旨在帮助年轻人改变与技术的关系。
在德文郡达特河畔占地 223 公顷（550 英亩）的庄园里，Sharpham 信托基金会举办专注于正念和连接自然的静修活动；鼓励客人们关掉手机。此外，在萨福克郡，洛雷塔（Lauretta）和莎伦·加文（Sharon Gavin）姐妹在排毒谷仓（Detox Barn）定期举办无手机静修，客人们在那里享用纯素饮食、练习瑜伽、体验音疗浴并进行乡村散步。“对于许多人来说，远离手机 48 小时是一种巨大的解脱，”洛雷塔说，“人们会敞开心扉，分享故事并真正地建立联系。”•
“如果你是个烟民，买一块 £189 的健康手表有什么意义？” 瑞秋和科乔，北安普顿 瑞秋，38 岁，在 2020 年遇到了科乔，41 岁。此前一年，她与两个孩子（阿曼达和迈尔斯）的父亲离婚。瑞秋在 NHS 工作，年薪 £27,000。科乔作为一名学校管理员，年薪 £32,000。他们住在 2024 年以 £325,000 买入的一栋三居室房屋中。他们的儿子马库斯和瑞秋 13 岁的女儿阿曼达与他们同住，而 17 岁的迈尔斯则在他们家和瑞秋的前夫家之间分时居住。夫妻两人共同分担每月 £1,750 的房贷和家庭账单。他们每人向共同账户存入 £500 用于共同开支，其余财务保持独立。瑞秋每周从前夫那里领取 £150 的子女抚养费。
瑞秋 周一 我每周在当地医院工作三天，必须支付停车费——简直是抢钱 (£8.50)。没有午餐费用，因为我正在微剂量使用 [减肥药] Mounjaro。休息时间，我订了另一支 Mounjaro 注射笔 (£220)。我还支付了迈尔斯和阿曼达的每周拼车费，因为他们放学后需要交通工具 (£60)。总计：£288.50 周二 上班前我在网上买了一套健身器材 (£50)，开车去公司 (£8.50)，并在食堂买了些水果和一个卷饼 (£7.20)。总计：£65.70 周三 我去上班 (£8.50)，之后去酒吧见一位学校朋友，喝了杯酒并点了些鸡翅 (£11.50)。我的食欲正在恢复。在 Asda 停下来给孩子们买薯片、沙拉和鸡块作为零食 (£11.23)，并在网上买了一套睫毛烫套装 (£12.50)。总计：£43.73 周四 一个自我护理之晨。我做了一些皮肤治疗：一次多核苷酸注射 (£350)、每三个月一次的肉毒杆菌注射 (£150)，以及在脸颊和下巴填充了 1ml 填充剂 (£175)。感觉棒极了。总计：£ 675 周五 我接马库斯、阿曼达和迈尔斯放学，并带他们去 Nando's 犒劳一下 (£65.32)。那里以前很便宜！随后收拾了房子，和马库斯、科乔一起去购物。总计：£65.32 周六 科乔、马库斯、阿曼达和我去了野生动物园。四个人一共 £130，虽然挺贵，但马库斯很喜欢狮子。我从共同账户支付了一半 (£65)。科乔支付了另一半以及午餐费。总计：£ 65 周日 在网上订了一些面部精华 (£45)，并在阿曼达的手机壳坏掉后给她买了一个新的 (£12)。在 Tesco 进行了家庭采购，由科乔买单。总计：£57 每周总计：£1,260.25
科乔 周一 我走路去上班，伙食由单位包，所以平时在周内花钱不多。我买了一包 20 支装的 Benson & Hedges (£18.50)，在上下班路上抽。总计：£18.50 周二 订了新的耳机 (£75.50) 和一块 Hume 健康手表 (£189)，因为我的生日快到了。我喜欢追踪我的睡眠和激素数据。总计：£ 264.50 周三 学校食堂供应牧羊人派，我讨厌那东西，所以在附近的一家咖啡馆买了一个奶酪火腿法棍 (£4.89)。总计：£4.89 周四 我买了一些小雪茄，因为我最近抽得有点多，而小雪茄通常不像香烟那样抽得快。这次只买了一盒 10 支装的 (£6.89)。总计：£6.89 周五 我和瑞秋去了一家百货公司，给马库斯买了一个新铅笔盒 (£5.55)、运动鞋 (£32.50) 和袜子 (£3.20)，还买了一件瑞秋想要的上衣 (£22.50)。总计：£63.75 周六 我们去了野生动物园，我支付了一半费用 (£65) 加上停车费 (£9)。我还负担了我们四个人的午餐。我们点了汉堡、薯条和可乐 (£54.88)。这是愉快但昂贵的一天。总计：£ 128.88
周日 Tesco 的购物花费了 £135.30，这属于正常水平。我通常和瑞秋平摊，但本周由我支付。总计：£135.30 每周总计：£ 622.71
重大揭秘……在与前任分手后，瑞秋描述自己在谈论钱的问题时显得“高度紧张”：“离婚后我一分钱也没拿到。”当她和科乔在一起时，她原以为他可能会在为她的孩子们花钱时更加谨慎。然而，她说：“他把他们当成自己的孩子。”她很紧张将自己的账单日记向他公开。近年来，为了应对生完三个孩子后较低的身体自信心，她增加了在美容方面的支出。上个月，她飞往土耳其进行了隆胸手术，花费为 £5,000。科乔感到很惊讶，但告诉瑞秋去做她认为正确的事。“我帮她研究了诊所，但那全部是用她的积蓄支付的，”他说。瑞秋将较大的支出，例如每月注射的 Mounjaro 和 Botox 治疗，记录在她的个人美运卡（Amex）上，她每月仅偿还最低还款额。在揭晓日记时，她说：“我欠了大约 £2,500 的债。”科乔回应道：“我不知道金额这么高。”科乔对瑞秋在这一周内接受治疗的费用感到震惊：“我完全不知道这些东西这么贵，”他说。“我们可以把其中一部分钱用来扩建厨房。”他反思这些治疗是如何迅速变得常态化的：“当我们相识时，瑞秋不做这些。”瑞秋则表示扩建厨房反正超出了他们的预算，并为她的消费辩护，称这对其心理健康至关重要。“我是个母亲。这些护理让我看起来和感觉更好，不像科乔那样抽烟。”他每周 £ 25 的吸烟习惯对他家人隐瞒，其花费比她想象的要高。她还觉得他购买健康科技产品的行为很矛盾。“如果你是个烟民，买一块 £189 的健康手表有什么意义？”她问道。科乔认为分享日记还不错，除了吸烟这件事被揭穿之外。“我想戒烟。我对花掉这么多钱感到有点羞愧。瑞秋多年来一直催我戒烟。”他说这项任务让他们的财务状况变得透明，并向他们展示了在哪些方面可以更有效地协作。“我知道哪里可以补几个漏洞了，”他说。“瑞秋每周 £1,260 的支出确实很多。”这项任务也让科乔意识到了瑞秋对身体的不自信。“也许是我的错：我需要更经常地告诉她她有多美，”他说。“她不需要在美容护理上花这么多钱，但我不会试图控制她的选择。”
‘他 £300 的网购衣服简直疯了’ 凯特琳和贾斯珀，布里斯托尔 凯特琳是一名年薪 £94,000 的会计师，贾斯珀是一名年薪 £103,000 的税务顾问，两人均为 34 岁，10 年前在 Tinder 上相识。他们在 2024 年结婚，凯特琳目前怀孕六个月，这是他们通过 IVF 孕育的第一胎。他们和六岁的吉娃娃 Beanie（“一个傲慢的家伙”）住在一栋拥有五间卧室的维多利亚式房子里，目前正在装修。装修费用为 £20,000，由两人分摊，贾斯珀还投入了他的工作奖金。两人每月向共同账户存入 £3,500，用于支付账单、度假、房屋开支和两辆车，但同时也拥有各自独立的银行账户。
凯特琳 周一 我在居家办公时，在网上从一个可持续品牌订购了一套可爱的婴儿装 (£19.20)，我还给客房沙发买了一些新的靠垫套 (£28 )。总计：£ 47.20 周二 我们在 Tesco 订购的食品送到了。共计 £83.45；我们平分了费用 (£41.72)。我喜欢大量购买食品，但贾斯珀总是随买随用，这让我很烦，因为这样不够经济。在购物单送到之前，我买了一些牛奶 (75p) 和给 Beanie 的狗狗零食 (£2.20)。总计：£ 44.67 周三 我支付了在 B&Q 购买新踢脚线的木材费用 (£295) 和在 Argos 购买的一台砂光机 (£25)，因为贾斯珀说他不想从共同账户中出钱。测量和计算很简单，但打磨工作要费力得多。贾斯珀说他会帮忙，因为我的行动能力不太好。总计：£320 周四 我们下周末要去伦敦见朋友，预订了一家位于伊丽莎白线上的高级酒店，每晚 £200，共住三晚。我支付了一半 (£30 0)。总计：£300 . 周五 我去了布里斯托市中心的办公室。在路上我加了将近半箱油 (£32)。午餐我买了一个鸡蛋三明治、一瓶低糖可口可乐和一包 Quavers 薯片 (£5.99)。回家路上，我停下来买了晚餐用的生姜和泰国咖喱酱 (£4.34)。总计 £ 42.33 周六 带 Beanie 散步后我们去了酒吧。贾斯珀买单，因为他在喝啤酒而我只喝低糖可口可乐。总计：£0 周日 今天没有开销。宝宝现在非常活跃。我在家休息。 每周总计：£ 754 .20
贾斯珀 周一 我开车去市中心的办公室。停车费一天 £10。往返油费大约 £7。我在附近的一家独立小店花了 £10 吃午餐——一个鸡肉培根法棍和薯片。总计：£ 27 周二 再次去上班，但这次午餐我点了鸭肉卷而不是鸡肉培根 (£27 总计)。晚上，我买了一个花园除草机和一些工具 (£43)。我不擅长照顾植物，但我喜欢在夏天摆弄这些。总计：£ 70 周三 工作日程重复 (£27)，但午餐我换回了鸡肉。太刺激了。我还订购了一些需要挂起来的画框 (£44)。总计：£ 7 1 周四 通勤和午餐费用相同 (£27)。之后，我支付了伦敦酒店的一半费用 (£300 )。我还给下周在伦敦的一场比赛买了几张足球票，要和一个朋友一起去 (£75)。凯特琳不去，她讨厌足球。总计：£ 402 周五 我坐火车去伦敦参加一个最后一刻临时安排的会议，但这可以报销。午餐我买了一个便当盒、毛豆和低糖可口可乐 (£13.99)，并在 Boots 停下来买了剃须刀 (£1.27)。总计：£ 15.26
周六 我们散了次步，然后去了酒吧。 我买了几杯啤酒，还有凯特琳 (Caitlin) 的低糖可乐 (£32.54)。 我还为我们点了一份炸鱿鱼 (£7)。总计：£ 39.54 周日 我在深夜偷偷买了一些衣服，没告诉凯特琳：在 Zara 和 Asos 买的衬衫和短裤 (£354.32)。不过这很合理，因为我们马上要度假了。总计：£354.32 每周总计：£ 9 79.12
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大揭秘…… 对于凯特琳和贾斯珀 (Jasper) 来说，这份账单日记并没有揭露太多。凯特琳说：“我是个会计，所以我很喜欢这些。我们在生活中的大项上花钱：房子、试管婴儿 (IVF) 治疗。很高兴看到我们走到了今天。我渴望孩子这么久了，一直梦想能拥有像现在这样的一栋房子。” 凯特琳承认，贾斯珀成长环境比她“更中产”，他的父母经营一家房产公司，所以他对金钱的态度更随性。她认为自己更节俭——她将其归功于她的出身。“我的家人来自约克郡。我的祖母住在农场，而她的父亲在矿井工作。” 在日记揭晓后，凯特琳对贾斯珀挥霍买衣服感到惊讶。“在一家网上商店花 £300 对我来说简直疯了。他可以去 Vinted (二手交易平台) 买。” 贾斯珀则不以为然。“钱是我辛苦赚来的，所以我不在乎，”他说。 他们发现有时会因为钱而争吵，比如在试管婴儿期间。“我们在葡萄牙花了 £8,000 做生育治疗，结果成功了。但贾斯珀不喜欢我在那段时间每月额外花 £400 买营养补充剂。这导致了分歧。但我太想要个孩子了，我想最大化我们的成功机会。这钱没白花，因为我怀孕了。谁能说那些补充剂没起作用呢？” 现在，由于成本上升，装修成了摩擦的根源。
最近，凯特琳想花 £500 买一张复古咖啡桌，但贾斯珀拒绝了。“太贵了——我们不需要它。” 当凯特琳建议请专业人士重新安装所有踢脚线时，他也坚决反对，认为这是“预算中一个不必要的漏洞”。凯特琳于是决定自己买木材和砂光机。他说 凯特琳有点恼火，因为这笔费用是从她的个人支出中出的。“她是想这么做，”他说，“但我对木材的成本 (£ 295) 感到惊讶。我承认这是一笔我也能从中受益的支出，而且看起来确实很漂亮。” 贾斯珀之后也帮着一起打磨。
‘我就是讨厌炫富’ 劳拉 (Lara) 和 麦克斯 (Max)，巴塞罗那 劳拉和麦克斯均为 30 岁，两人去年开始约会。仅在两个月后，麦克斯就搬进了劳拉位于市中心的公寓。麦克斯作为一名自由广告撰稿人，年收入为 £62,000。劳拉在科技行业工作，年收入为 £ 89,00 0，在她从美国搬到巴塞罗那时，薪水从 £ 149,000 下调了。她每年从公司获得额外的 £149,000 股票补偿，将在离职时兑现。他们支付 € 1,950 / £1,664.15 的房租和账单，由两人平摊。在最近一笔 £20,000 的购车费用中，劳拉承担了大部分，麦克斯贡献了 £5,000。
劳拉 周一 月初，房租到期：€900 加上每人 €75 的账单（共 €975 / £ 8 27 ）。房东去年涨了价；巴塞罗那的需求量很高。因为我在家办公，下班后在当地熟食店买了一些咖啡、羊奶酪和扁豆片 (€8.50 / £ 7.22 ) 总计：€ 983.50 / £834.22 周二 我去了位于市中心的办公室，我大约每周去两次。油费大概是 €5 (£ 4.2 4 )
往返。我去了我最喜欢的一家小咖啡馆，吃了剑鱼和克罗凯土豆球 (€15 / £ 12.73 )。在回家路上，我预约了按摩和针灸 (€ 70 / £ 59.42 )。总计：€ 90 / £ 76. 39
周三我在家办公，所以让 Max 去他的共享办公空间——我们的公寓不算大。我为他订购的牛仔裤到了 (€120 / £10 1.86 )。他回来后试穿了，很喜欢。他现在更能接受我的礼物了。总计：€120 / £ 10 1.86
周四我今天乘火车通勤 (€2.60 / £ 2.21 )，因为我在一个共享办公空间有会议，那里没法停车。我点了一些塔帕斯和苏打水 (€22 / £ 18.67 )。晚上，我去做了一个手足护理 (€55 / £ 4 6.49 )，并为朋友的婚礼买了一件礼服，还买了一套我喜欢的西班牙设计师的新比基尼 (€250 / £21 2.21)。总计：€ 329.60 / £2 79.58
周五 开始订购有机餐订阅服务，这样我们就不用经常做饭了 (€45 / £ 38.20 )。午休时间去上了普拉提课 (€15 / £ 12.73 )。为我们的公寓买了一幅新画，在 Max 外出时我在家放松 (€150 / £ 12 7.33 )。总计：€ 210 / £178.26
周六 Max 和我步行去市场，和朋友们一起吃了早午餐。他付了钱。
周日 因为第一次针灸非常有效，我预约了第二次针灸 (€70 / £ 59.42 )。 每周总计：€ 1, 803.10 / £ 1,5 38
Max 周一 我把我的那一半房租转给了 Lara (€975 / £ 8 27.63 )。有时感觉这仍然是她的公寓，因为所有东西都在她的名下，但我很想在家里留下自己的印记。今天，我买了一把她预先同意的世纪中期风格椅子 (€250 / £ 212.2 1 )。总计：€ 1,225 / £ 1,039.84
周二 我一个人在家办公。我出去买了一些牛油果和酸奶作为午餐 (€4.40 / £ 3. 73 )。总计：€4.40 / £3. 73
周三 我步行前往共享办公
空间，Lara让我加入的，月费是 €75 / £64，这样由于我们两人经常在家办公，可以拥有一些空间。我大约每周去三次，所以性价比很高，每次大约 € 6.25 / £ 5.31。我自带了午餐。我很喜欢Lara给我买的牛仔裤，但我绝不会给自己花这么多钱。为我们两人点了些泰国菜 (€26.22 / £ 22. 26 )。总计：€32. 47 / £27. 5 7 周四 我前往我的共享办公空间，然后在一家酒吧见了一些朋友 (€29.73 / £ 25. 24 )。我们看了一场世界杯比赛。总计：€29.73 / £25. 24 周五 一个朋友在乐队演出。我去支持他们，而Lara留在家中。当然，我请了几轮酒。总计：€ 38.41 / £32.26 周六 Lara和我去了一个美食市场。我为我们买了煎饼、咖啡和鸡蛋。总计：€38.50 / £ 32. 65 . 周日 我去了健身房。我的会员费是按月支付的 (€50 / £ 42.4 4 )，但我每周只去一次，所以每次行程花费大约 €12.50 / £ 10.61 . 在网上挥霍买了一双新运动鞋 (€75 / £ 63.6 6 )。总计：€87.50 / £ 74. 27 每周总计：€1,456.01 / £1,235.56
大揭晓……这项任务对Max和Lara来说感觉很奇怪，因为他们两人通常都不记录开支。“在学生时代，或者大学刚毕业时，我不得不留意自己的花费，”Max说，“但我已经很长时间没有记录了。这项任务很费力，但也提醒了我，通常不需要担心钱的问题是多么幸运。”任务结束后，Max对Lara在美容护理上的花费感到震惊：两次按摩和针灸，再加上一次美甲和修脚，在他看来似乎太奢侈了。还有Lara在没跟他商量的情况下就开始订购的有机餐饮配送服务：“我们不需要这个。”但Lara并不后悔，并指出实际上Max才是本周的大宗消费者，因为他在家具和名牌鞋上挥霍。 “如果家具是我们共用的，那我不能承担那个称号，”他说。由于收入差距，金钱一直是这对伴侣之间敏感的谈话话题。“Max不习惯和一个像我这样薪水的人在一起。也许他觉得这让他失去了男子气概。”Max对此予以强烈否认：“我只是讨厌炫富。”Lara说她喜欢给Max买礼物，比如在任务期间送给他的牛仔裤——这是他以前比较抵触的事情。她回忆起在恋爱初期，她花 £100 为他买了一件名牌衬衫时，他那尴尬得蜷缩脚趾的反应。“现在我觉得他很喜欢被养着，”她微笑着说。总的来说，Lara挥霍得更多——上个月，她购买了他们去雅典周末旅行的机票——但她承认担心自己的个人消费在伴侣看来会显得离谱。“我花了一段时间才适应她的收入，”Max说，“但这并不是因为某些过时的性别准则。我很感激她的礼物。”Max说他对金钱的羞怯态度与他的成长环境有关。他描述自己在苏格兰成长环境“相当富裕”。他的父亲拥有爵位，并继承了来自他父亲的土地。然而，Max对奢侈的财富展示感到不适。“我的父母有时为了不输给邻居，会装作比实际拥有的更多。”在巴塞罗那，他对自己薪水超过全国平均水平感到有些局促。他讨厌“数字游民”这个词；Lara也持有同样看法，她在搬到这座首都后学习了西班牙语，并参与当地的住房抗议活动，试图减轻她对社区绅士化（gentrification）的影响。住在这里帮她省了钱，对此她很感激。她说她的 $200,000 ( £149,000 ) 薪水在美国没这么耐花。她在西班牙几乎没感觉到减薪，而且由于她的股票上涨了很多，她现在的经济状况更好。“美国是超资本主义的——我觉得有压力去买更多东西，租更大的公寓。那是永无止境的。”
“我无法理解花 £5,800 买一块表，尤其是在没有先和我商量的情况下” 杰克和瑞安，伦敦
杰克，45 岁，2024 年在一家约会软件上认识了 36 岁的瑞安。杰克担任创意总监，年薪 £75,000；而瑞安是一名平面设计师，年薪 £52,000。这对伴侣在 2024 年买了一套三居室住宅，房价为 £625,000，首付款大部分来自杰克的家庭。他们平均分担每月 £2,250 的房贷和账单，并且每人向一个共同账户支付 £800 用于共同开支，包括一只名叫玛丽亚的猫。瑞安对金钱比较谨慎，喜欢积累储蓄；而杰克则热爱奢侈手表，在过去三年里，他的收藏就花费了超过 £15,000。他们计划很快领养孩子。
杰克 周一 早上 5.30 起床，在上班前去我们大楼里的健身房。我通勤去伦敦东区，但我们住在西区，所以时间上简直是场噩梦，即便伦敦交通局（Transport for London）每天仅花费 £4.60。在车站买了一杯咖啡 (£3.90)，我上班时，每周一次的蛋白质餐预制配送送到了家 (£58)。虽然很贵，但这能防止我们买外卖或出去吃饭，尤其是瑞安非常喜欢外食。总计：£ 66.50 周二 又是早起，又是通勤 (£4.60)。健身后买了一份蛋白质奶昔 (£4.20)，并支付了我的 Headspace [心理健康应用] 年费 (£ 49.99 )。我很想在当地的一家小餐馆吃午餐，但最后还是吃了我的预制餐盒之一。总计：£ 58. 79 周三 又工作了漫长的一天，乘火车通勤 (£4.60)。下班后，我和瑞安在当地的酒吧喝了几杯并吃了一些点心。我们平摊了账单 (£28.50)。在回家路上，我在 Boots 药店买了一些洗护用品 (£14.20)，为了即将到来的米兰出差。总计：£ 47.30 周四 同样通勤 (£4.60)。休息期间，我在网上订购了一些新的健身服和补剂 (£57)。我知道我已经有足够多了，但我喜欢在训练时感觉良好。午餐用了另一份蛋白质预制餐。总计：£ 61.60 周五 回到工作中。又是通勤 (£4.60)，因为我们赢得了一个大客户，我给团队买了咖啡 (£19.40)。午餐用了另一份预制餐，然后去 Sainsbury's 超市买了猫粮、坚果和蛋白质贝果 (£8.30)。在苏豪区（Soho）和瑞安喝了一杯（他付钱）。总计：£ 32.30 周六 瑞安去见他的兄弟，我在床上赖床并浏览手表。我最终买下了那块看了好几个月的欧米茄（Omega）。通过 0% 分期付款，花费为 £5,800。瑞安气疯了。总计：£5,800 周日 在去家附近公园的散步途中，我请我们两人吃了糕点 (£9.20)，并订购了下周的蛋白质预制餐盒 (£58)。晚上，因为我们两个都不想做饭，于是点了越南菜 (£35)。总计：£ 1 02.20 每周总计：£ 6,168. 69
瑞安 周一 在伦敦市中心办公。从伦敦西区的通勤并不便宜——我的地铁票价是 £7.20。我在车站买了一个可颂 (£3.50)，晚上在家处理一些个人的设计项目。我还上网买了几盆室内植物 (£32)，因为我正慢慢把公寓变成一片丛林。总计：£ 42.70 周二 今天在家工作，所以没有通勤费用。我用冰箱里剩下的沙拉碎做了午餐，一天大部分时间都在设计。我买了一个新的陶瓷花盆 (£18) 和一些家居用品 (£12.50)。
我永远在装饰和添置。总计：£ 30.50 周三 回办公室上班。地铁票价 £7.20。 我忘了带午餐，所以在公司附近买了一份汤、法棍面包和咖啡 (£12.45)。在回家路上，我给植物买了一些土壤和肥料 (£14.99)。我和杰克一起去喝了酒 (£28.50)，然后在家里为我们做了泰国菜。总计：£ 63. 14 周四 再次居家办公。我大部分时间都在进行设计，晚上很安静。我为个人项目订购了一些新素描本和美术用品 (£22.50)。我喜欢为朋友创作艺术品。总计：£22.50 周五 又是办公室办公日。地铁票价 £7.20。下班后，我在苏豪区 (Soho) 和一个朋友喝酒 (£48)，杰克也来喝了一杯。睡前我在亚马逊上订了一些袜子 (£9.80)。总计：£ 65 周六 我和哥哥一起吃午餐。我们去了一家小意大利餐厅，我的分摊金额是 £32。之后，我在市场买了一盆巨大的虎尾兰 (£25)，这绝对是我不需要的。总计：£57 周日 在家安静的一天。我在 Lidl 买了食物 (£65) 并且去了健身房。后来，我们在吃外卖时讨论了关于手表的事情，我的情绪平静了一些。总计：£65 每周总计：£ 3 45. 84
大揭秘……当杰克揭晓他买的手表时，瑞安很沮丧。“我不明白为什么要把 £5,800 花在一件首饰上，尤其是在没有先跟我商量的情况下，”他说。瑞安将这次购物描述为“令人失望”，因为这对伴侣之前约定要优先为未来的领养攒钱。“我真的很想要孩子，但有时我觉得杰克不像我那么认真，”瑞安说。“他在二月份买了一块 £2,000 的二手劳力士。这其实不在于手表本身，而在于它代表的东西。我们本应该把钱存入孩子的基金。”杰克并不认同。“我不认为买一件我努力工作换来的东西就意味着我对为人父母不感兴趣。我依然在分担房产、账单和我们的储蓄。我不觉得每一分闲钱都必须投入到未来计划中。”这对伴侣对金钱的态度截然不同。瑞安成长在爱尔兰的农村家庭，那里经济拮据，奢侈品很少见。“如果我给自己买了东西，家乡的朋友会说：‘你对自己真好。’这是爱尔兰的一种讽刺说法。你不能被看到在犒劳自己。”杰克则相反。他比瑞安更虚荣，在衣服和蛋白质补充剂上花了很多钱，而瑞安并不在意。”杰克说，这些手表在一定程度上是为了庆祝他多年努力工作后取得的成功。“我买好东西并不觉得愧疚。我是一个一直懂得规划的人。我储蓄，长时间工作，我想要一件感觉属于我的东西。”他在伦敦长大，父母精通财务，教会了他投资的重要性。父母资助了他 £50,000 用于支付他分担的购房首付款。他承认这可能会影响他的消费观。“我的父母公开谈论钱，”杰克说。“他们教我只有在其他所有事情——账单、房贷——都在掌控之内的前提下，才能购买昂贵的东西。我们正处于人生巅峰，为什么不呢？我得到了瑞安没有得到的支持，但我也认为这让我更意识到长期目标。”瑞安觉得这忽略了杰克拥有更高起点的客观事实。“杰克的父母给了他巨大的优势，对此我很感激，因为这帮我们买了房子。但这些大手笔的挥霍看起来太放纵了。”这次任务很棘手，因为它凸显了瑞安所认为的对未来计划的不同态度。“也许我们并不像我想象中那样一致。也许孩子计划需要暂停，因为我们不能在这样消费的同时还养得起孩子，”他说。
“我本该早点处理那张 £250 的超速罚单的。金额真的增加了” 玛莎和加里，布赖顿
玛莎，64 岁，和加里，70 岁，已经在一起五年了。他们养了一只 11 岁的惠比特犬叫佩吉，它原先属于加里的成年儿子。加里是一名半退休的电工，通过兼职工作和养老金每年收入约为 £45,000；而玛莎已退休，依靠她的养老金以及已于 2016 年去世的丈夫戴夫的养老金生活，每月共计 £2,200。他们每周向一个共同账户注入 £350，用于支付家庭开支、杂货和酒精饮料，而其余的消费则分开计算。玛莎负责处理所有从联名账户中扣除的账单和费用。他们的房子是玛莎在 2024 年以 £425,000 买入的。
加里 周一 我一周有三天开车去一家大型电力公司工作。他们报销停车费，但我得自理午餐。我从家里带了三明治，后来买了一杯咖啡 (£3.48) 和一个香肠卷 (£2.72)。总计：£ 6.20 周二 我在公司喝了三杯咖啡 (£10.45)，对我来说有点多（我通常只喝一两杯）。随后，我为佩吉的兽医费用支付了 20% 的分担额 (£1,200)，其余由保险覆盖。我很乐意这样做，因为她需要洗胃，我绝不会让她受苦，但这确实是一笔不小的数目。总计：£1,210.45 周三 下班后我在店里买了一个蓝牙扬声器，因为我们的坏了 (£12.50)。我喝了两杯咖啡，但用会员卡免费得了一杯 (£3.48)。总计：£15.98 周四 我休息，玛莎让我处理我的超速罚单 (£250)。我本该早点处理的，因为金额确实增加了。总计：£250 周五 我在码头为我们俩买了炸鱼和薯条 (£24.50)，然后我们遛了佩吉（她恢复得很慢）。随后，我们去了酒吧 (£ 43.84)。总计：£ 68.34 周六 我在当地的 Co-op 商店买了少量补货 (£38.99)，但我们通常去 Asda。随后，我们去了常去的社交俱乐部，喝了几杯酒 (£45.21)。总计：£ 84.20 周日 我向我们的联名账户存入 £350 以支付下周的开支，没有其他消费。总计：£ 0 每周总计：£ 1, 635.17
玛莎 周一 加里工作时我通常遛佩吉。因为她还在手术恢复期，我们没走太远。在回家路上，我在报刊亭买了一些巧克力、宠物拾便袋和葡萄酒 (£11.40)。
在回家路上，我在报刊亭买了一些巧克力、宠物拾便袋和葡萄酒 (£11.40)。
随后，我在 Vinted 上买了一件 Dorothy Perkins 的裙子 (£12.40)。总计：£ 23.80 周二 今天我多遛了一会儿佩吉，并在码头的一家咖啡馆吃了早餐 (£17.50)。我在 Vinted 上又订购了两件商品 (£39.34)，但同时也以 £11 卖掉了一件上衣，所以对此很满意。总计：£ 56.84 周三 我遛了佩吉，然后去参加了在当地健身房预付的普拉提课程。回程时，我走到花店买了一些牡丹，因为现在正是花季 (£16)。总计：£16 周四 我在 Vinted 上买了几条裤子 (£6.34)，在 La Redoute 为卧室买了一盏新灯 (£40)，并在加油站加完油 (£23.96) 时又买了一些花 (£8)。我帮加里处理了他的超速罚单，对此我感到很生气。总计：£ 78.30 周五 我在 Vinted 上买了一个 Gucci 的设计师包，我已经觊觎很久了，非常开心 (£250)。和加里从炸鱼薯条店回来的路上，我在当地的电子烟店停下来买了一些烟油和一支新电子烟。我没告诉他花费 (£33)。总计：£ 283 周六 我在社交俱乐部为我们买了一轮饮料 (£21.41)，其余由加里支付。总计：£21.41 周日 我们留在家里，我做了烤肉。我在 eBay 的拍卖会上拍得了一双高跟鞋 (£19.50)，并向联名账户支付了下周的 £350。总计：£ 19.50 每周总计：£ 498.85
大揭秘……玛莎承认她并不记录自己的钱财，而且她有个逛 Vinted 的弱点，通常每周在二手衣服上花费约 £100，而每周通过销售仅能收回约 £50。“这基本上不平衡，”她叹了口气。在这一周的日记中，由于她发现了一个无法抗拒的 £250 的包，这一差额显著增加，加里认为这简直是“疯狂”的。她每周还花大约 £30 买花，而加里对此并不知情：“它们几天就死了——毫无意义。”他最糟糕的消费习惯是把违章罚单留给自己处理。“我计划立即处理我的罚款，但随后我会恐慌然后忘记，导致罚单越积越多。”在揭秘过程中，玛莎责备他无视超速罚单。“那快要上法庭了，”她说，“已经 £250 了。我不知道他为什么这样做，情况总是变得越来越糟。”与此同时，加里对玛莎在电子烟上的花费感到好奇：“为了买点有味道的空气，花这么多钱。”玛莎说加里应该开始带咖啡保温瓶去上班，以削减他每周 £15 的习惯，但他拒绝了，因为他喜欢这种仪式感。对加里来说，记录财务日记很困难，因为他“在数学或行政事务方面一直不擅长”。他最大的开支通常是他心爱的惠比特犬。上个月狗病危后，保险覆盖了 £ 6,000 兽医账单的 80%，剩下的 20% 由加里支付，外加 £250 的免赔额，其中一部分落在日记记录的这一周内。在揭秘时，玛莎对他没有更好的保险表示失望，但加里纠正了她：“她是一只老狗了，我直到去年才给她买保险。所有的保险方案都很贵。”如果需要，两人会重复这项任务。“审视自己的消费让我觉得生活更有条理了，”加里说。“我会更好地处理停车罚单和罚款。”据他自述，他对金钱的态度是“焦虑”的。他说这是因为在与两个孩子的母亲离婚时，她分走了一半的退休金。“在遇到玛莎时我非常谨慎，但现在我更开放了，”他说。• 姓名已更改
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起初是奢华婚礼。现在，有些人开始在生日庆典上过度挥霍，议程中出现了谋杀之谜度假游、小型节日派对或马赛之旅——而这些都让宾客付出了巨大的代价。这是由巨大的自我意识驱动，还是在破碎时代对情感连接的追求？Meena Alexander 探讨了这一现象。
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每年八月银行假期周末，MikeFest 都会在康沃尔海岸一个绿意盎然的大花园中举行。寿星迈克尔最亲近的人们穿着最闪亮的装扮（按照邀请函要求）现身，腋下夹着帐篷。现场分发印有他头像的面具，还有印有每位宾客名字的手持扇和饮水杯。随后是组织好的娱乐活动，包括一项强制性的才艺表演。迈克尔凭借他的现代舞表演总是获得第一名。迈克尔不是 10 岁，他即将 44 岁。他接受了“生日怪兽” (birthdayzilla) 的称号，并承认他曾用愧疚感操纵那些无法到场的朋友，并且禁止连续缺席两次节日活动的人参加未来的活动。但他很快为他的生日狂热同僚辩护道：“感觉这些天没有什么值得庆祝的，而且想把大家聚在一起比以往任何时候都难。
所以是的，我对我的生日持激进态度，”他说。“我只是在想：我成功打造了我喜欢的生活和一群我爱的人，为什么不为此大操一次？我认为期待他们一年为我出现一次并不是什么过分的要求。”虽然你可能还在等待 MikeFest 门票的候补名单中，但我相信你已经注意到了生日文化的膨胀。也许你违背意愿被拉入了一个群聊，标题里挤满了蛋糕表情符号。也许你收到了一张米色卡纸的预留日期邀请函，上面仅用草写体写着一个名字。成年人的生日庆祝活动正变得规模更大、更奢华，且赋予了更深层的意义，如今正与婚礼竞争社交日程中的顶峰位置。从什么时候起，它们变得如此重要？曾经，一块蛋糕就足以迎接新的一岁，而如今，举办一场全餐饮宴会、诱导朋友参加一系列活动或组织一次出国集体旅行已不足为奇。来自爱丁堡的 29 岁女子劳伦已经用完了她的年度年假。“今年我参加了八场 30 岁生日派对，其中最低调的一次是在私人包厢里用餐，即便如此还是花了我 £100，”她说。“我去过苏格兰的一座城堡参加谋杀之谜周末活动；参加过一个所有人都要参与关于寿星女孩问答秀的家庭派对；在马赛度过了一个现场音乐周末；还参加了一个包含萨尔萨舞课和卡拉 OK 的之夜。这在掏空我的银行账户，但一旦你答应了一个朋友的生日邀请，拒绝另一个人就会感觉压力很大。而且你会开始觉得你也应该得到回报，于是你计划自己的盛大活动，从而成为了问题的一部分。”劳伦亲身见证了一个生日如何能迅速催生出一个暴君。在一名老校友因为以下原因而指责她之后，她的一段友谊正岌岌可危
宣布她在他们的“生日月”怀孕了。“关于我这一代人的‘主角光环’（main-character energy）确实值得探讨——我们每个人都是自己社交主页上的明星，而且大家都渴望关注——但我认为我们有些不知轻重了，”她说。“并非所有的大日子生日都是为了面子，但很多确实如此，而这时作为客人的时间成本和金钱开销就开始让人感到厌烦。”生日具有高度的情感触发性，因为它们像一面镜子。正如美国历史学家霍华德·P·楚达科夫（Howard P Chudacoff）在他 1989 年出版的《你多大了？》（How Old Are You?）一书中写道的，生日“提供了一个里程碑，使个人能够将自己的地位、成就和外貌与同龄人进行比较。这有点像火车：你是提前了，准时，还是落后了？”对某些人来说，生日是需要尽可能安静地度过的一天；而另一些人则将其视为一个肯定生命、聚集身边所有人的时刻。
这里似乎存在性别差异：根据 YouGov 的一项民意调查，女性将大日子生日视为庆祝机会的可能性是男性的两倍。迈克尔（以 MikeFest 闻名）好奇这是否与一种“过时的观念，即组织派对或公开表达自己的需求”——具体来说，是在特别的日子里希望有人陪伴——“本质上是不符合男性气概的”有关。但最明显的区别在于世代之间，20多岁、30多岁和40多岁的人更倾向于将生日视为重大事件。对于这一代人来说，曾经集中在人生这个阶段的传统里程碑已变得更难实现，且在某些情况下，不再那么令人向往。最新的英国国家统计局（ONS）数据显示，英格兰和威尔士的结婚人数继续年年下降，而在结婚的人群中，结婚年龄的中位数达到了历史高点，男性为 34.8 岁，女性为 33 岁。去年，出生率处于 1977 年以来的最低水平，首次购房者的平均年龄攀升至 34 岁。原因很多，从政治失败到我们脚下文化板块的剧烈变动，但共同的分母是财务压力。
奥因达（Oyinda）在 30 岁生日前快一年就发送了预留日期通知：她在米科诺斯岛度过了四天，并希望将其对待“像一场婚礼”一样。她的宾客们来到了一栋装饰着她童年照片的别墅，并收到了个性化的礼品袋和一份打印的行程单，其中包括由私人厨师准备的晚餐、一次乘船旅行以及几家海滩俱乐部，所有这些费用都由她省钱资助。“在成长过程中，我以为 30 岁时能达成很多里程碑，但对于我这个年纪的人来说，结婚和买房需要很多钱，”她说。“即使我们可能无法实现这些目标，我们仍然希望沉浸在生活体验中并获得庆祝。我想在 30 岁生日时全力以赴，尽可能地奢华，以庆祝我在三十年里作为一个人所获得的成长以及结交的朋友。”
克里莎（Krisha）为了庆祝一位新朋友的生日，飞往多米尼加共和国进行为期一周的徒步、野生动物游猎、骑马和按摩，她也有类似的感受——在攒房产首付显得徒劳无功的时代，为什么不“花钱在人生清单上的体验”上呢？她还指出了在聚集支持一个人与支持一对夫妇之间的双重标准。“我觉得很有趣的是，当我告诉人们我飞越半个地球去参加生日派对时，他们说这太疯狂了；但如果是为了婚礼，他们就没意见。”人们花钱的方向正在改变，但如果你完全负担不起怎么办？来自中部的波莉（Polly）感到自己被逼入了绝境...
朋友的多次邀请，这让她觉得就像是对他们关系的一次公投。“为了庆祝 40 岁生日，她计划了好几场活动，从去葡萄牙旅行到规模较小的酒吧聚会。她想把庆祝活动分散在一年之中，但这给我带来了巨大的朋友间的愧疚感，”波莉说道。“我真的很努力地想告诉她，我负担不起这么多开销。在思考如何措辞和找借口时，我感到非常焦虑。我觉得自己现在被分到了一个与她那些高薪朋友不同的等级之中”
“我现在总能感觉到那些‘没压力’的评论其实是在针对我，我觉得自己就像那个在拖后腿的可怜朋友。”她与寿星相识已久，但两人对生日赋予的不同价值让波莉（Polly）陷入了沉思。“我喜欢看到我的朋友开心，庆祝自己并享受生活，但仅仅为了一个生日就搞得这么夸张实在太过了，”她说。“对我来说，年龄和数字是随意的，我更倾向于庆祝成就或特殊场合：订婚、婚礼、升职、孩子出生。就我个人而言，我始终选择小规模庆祝。一个喝着酒大笑的夜晚，一张精心挑选的贺卡——这些就足够了。”
尽管有证据表明古埃及法老会举行盛宴，但成年人生日派对是一个相对近期的现象。它在 1900 年代左右在西方兴起，成为富人展示社会地位的一种方式。友谊专家、《现代友谊：如何培育我们最珍贵的联系》（Modern Friendship: How to Nurture Our Most Valued Connections）一书的作者安娜·戈德法布（Anna Goldfarb）表示，商业场所促使炫耀式的庆祝活动进入主流。“我们的祖父母辈大多会在家中与家人共度生日，但在 70 和 80 年代，电影院和快餐连锁店等郊区企业开始提供儿童派对，以增加利润，”她说。“那些孩子在成长过程中形成了一种观念，即生日就等于一场让你成为关注焦点的盛大聚会。流行文化中的许多部分，比如 MTV 的《我的超级甜蜜 16 岁》（My Super Sweet 16），进一步加深了人们认为自己应该在这一天成为王子或公主的感觉。” 许多文化的成年礼传统也与盛大派对联系在一起，从犹太教的成人礼（bar- and batmitzvahs）到拉丁美洲的 15 岁成人礼（quinceañeras）。当然，社交媒体的加入就像往火上浇油。我们看到数以千计的人——包括超级富豪和极度渴望关注的人——如何庆祝自己，而我们心中关于在公园里低调野餐的愿景开始枯萎。关于“正常”的基准线被扭曲了，比如杜阿·利帕（Dua Lipa）在 30 岁生日时在租赁的游艇上跳舞，或者克里斯·詹纳（Kris Jenner）在 70 岁时由布鲁诺·马尔斯（Bruno Mars）为其演唱。即使对于我们这些并非百万富翁的人来说，网络上的可见度也提高了这场本就像是衡量自己被爱程度的“试金石”之日的筹码。“我见过成年人完全崩溃，他们并不是坏人，只是对这一天应该如何度过有着非常固定的想法，”在布莱顿（Brighton）工作的摄影师汤姆（Tom）说。“最近我被雇去拍一个派对，当事人重新走入场三次，因为人群尖叫得不够大。她甚至拿起了麦克风对着亲友大喊：‘这在 TikTok 上看起来会很糟糕，再来一次。’” 一些“生日名媛”的行为可能会造成持久的名誉损害。奥利弗（Oliver）的表妹希望她的花园派对看起来完美无瑕，但她对外界看法的过度在意让他感到反感。“她有非常具体的着装要求：她希望每个人穿一套以她为灵感的服装，因为她经历过许多狂野的时尚时期。但在派对前一周，她在 WhatsApp 上变成了一个怪物，要求查看每个人的服装照片并给我们提建议，”他说。“情况在派对前一天变得更糟，她发了一条长消息，说租赁帐篷、装饰和巨型花卉布置的费用比她预想的要高，询问我们是否能每人带 50 英镑 (£50) 现金来分摊。这是最俗气的事情，让人们心情很糟糕。但你不会察觉到”
……所有那些摆拍的照片，照片里我们笑着喝着分给我们的唯一一杯水稀释过的鸡尾酒。整个事情只让人感到不快，因为她似乎更在意于实现那个 Pinterest 灵感板上的愿景，而不是真正地与我们共度时光。”即便你的活动并不是在模仿 Met Gala，预期与现实之间的落差依然会令人心痛。阿米娜成长在一个“不怎么过圣诞节，但总是把生日当回事”的家庭，她邀请了 100 人在伦敦的一个公园里玩游戏并庆祝她 30 岁的生日。当天气预报说有雨时，她将活动转移到了室内的一家酒吧——结果只有 10 人出席。“我不想让在场的人觉得我不知感恩或是个不懂事的孩子，但他们能看出我很受伤。我不希望在生日那天需要通过他人的认可来获得快感，但这让我陷入了纠结，思考为什么我的朋友们会如此迅速地抓住机会缺席。”在反思后，阿米娜意识到“有些人对待生日的方式与我不同。我对一名迟到了好几个小时且甚至不记得我年龄的亲密朋友非常生气。然后我想起有一次我刚从背包旅行回来，账户里没钱，在咖啡馆里做些工作。服务员端来了一杯柴茶和一块萨莫萨三角饺，并告诉我正是那位朋友打电话让人送过来的。他们用其他方式向我表达关怀，所以也许用一天的时间来评判我们整个友谊是没有意义的。”
戈德法布认为，我们现在赋予生日的权重与一个更广泛的社会学趋势相契合，即我们如何与彼此建立关系。“友谊过去是基于互助和情境的——研究人员称之为‘社会身份支持’。你的朋友都是住在附近、认识你家人并且在紧急时刻会帮你的人们，”她说。“但现在我们倾向于将互助外包：我们叫一辆 Uber 去机场接我们，或者雇人照顾我们的猫。我们的友谊更多地基于娱乐和快感，因此团体旅行或聚会成为了焦点。此外，我们的流动性大了很多。我们可能会有完全不了解我们生长地或家庭情况的朋友，而我们渴望能深化这些纽带的情境。”这就是为什么，即使你通常不是那种渴望聚光灯或热爱大规模社交的人，你可能仍然会被吸引，想要举办一个能将生活中所有线索汇聚在一起的生日会。“我认为人们举办更精心策划的活动是为了重建那种互联社区的感觉。让学校的朋友地遇到同事，或者让表亲遇到伴侣，意味着你生命中所扮演的所有角色都得到了认可。这让你感到完整，”戈德法布说道。
这对凯杰来说也深有共鸣，她将下一个生日视为一种向她周围聚集的圈子致敬的方式。“年满 40 岁的感觉与其他生日不同。在这个年纪，我很清楚谁能给我能量，而我的友谊就是我自身的一种体现，”她说。“我最希望的是这个周末关于连接，而不仅仅是一顿酗酒的晚餐和一次宿醉。我希望我们离开时能带着核心记忆。”
我们生活在一个拥有个人所有物越来越少的时代。越来越少的人拥有可以自由地用代表自身风格装饰的房屋，甚至像音乐和电影这样较小的身份标识也是通过流媒体传输的，而非实体持有。在这种背景下，人们将生日视为表达自我的机会，也就显得合情合理。对于凯杰来说，这是“我庆祝过去一段时间成就的机会……”
“40 岁，让那些一直支持我的人在场，并以一种独特于我的方式，郑重地向他们道谢”。尽管有关于微笑勒索和对回执名单大发脾气的传闻，但大多数在生日时大操大办的人追求的都是同一件事：有意义的团聚。也许如今让所有你爱的人聚集在同一个地方的唯一方法，就是向他们承诺这将是他们人生中最美好的时光。或者，至少在才艺表演中获得第二名 • 部分姓名已做更改
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屏幕，对于好奇心强 的人来说，还有什么比 一部神奇的电影更好的 解药呢？我们邀请导演、 制片人和影评人，为 从婴儿期到成年早期的 每一年挑选一部必看电影
屏幕时间在如今名声不佳：据称它是从媒介素养崩溃到极右翼崛起等一切问题的根源。对于父母，以及确实关心地球未来的任何人来说，孩子与屏幕的关系是一个特别棘手的问题。奥逊·威尔斯建议年轻人要有所筛选——“不要被浸泡，不要让自己沉溺在电影中”——在如今这个“末日滚动”的时代，这段话从未如此具有现实意义。因此，我们询问了电影制作人、影评人和业内名流，请他们推荐每位儿童和青少年都应该观看的、充满欢乐、富有想象力且发人深省的电影。以下是他们精选的仅 25 场值得拥有的屏幕体验。Catherine Bray
1 岁 《幻想曲》 (1940) 我的第一个孩子预计在秋天出生，这让我思考我想在他们进入神奇电影世界的旅程中分享什么（我知道他们当时要么在睡觉，要么在哭闹，但请允许一个男人做梦）。迪士尼的《幻想曲》承载了我最早的一些电影记忆：音乐；跳舞的鸵鸟；以及只想休息一下的米老鼠。 如果电影是将声音和图像融合，从而创造出大于部分之和的整体，那么《幻想曲》就是真正直击心灵且充满喜悦的电影。我希望我的小宝贝也能有同样的感受。 Tom Nicoll，导演
2 岁 《雪人》 (1982) 凭借其迷人的蜡笔质感，《雪人》就像一场梦。年幼的詹姆斯很高兴地向他神奇的访客展示他的家庭领地，但正是雪人扩展了孩子的视野，因为他们一起在萨塞克斯郡的乡村上空翱翔。早晨，雪融化了，但魔力依然存在。 Michael Leader，《动画地图集》作者
3 岁 《我的邻居托托罗》 (1988) 宫崎骏的这部动画片是一部关于疾病、悲伤和自然力量的优美、沉思之作。我的女儿三岁时第一次看这部电影，完全被迷住了。它与通常的美国作品在基调上有显著不同，为孩子们提供了不同的情感连接点。 Imran Perretta，导演
4 岁 《马戏团之都》 (1984) 这部电影由弗兰克·奥兹执导，正值“马戏团巅峰期”的尾声。影片讲述了科米特和朋友们带着他们的剧组演出来到大苹果城，梦想在百老汇开演。事情并不像看起来那么简单，他们遭遇了困境并学到了人生教训。电影充满了笑料和精彩的客串（包括琼·里弗斯给烫发的小猪 Miss Piggy 进行她版本的奢华大改造）。它是 1980 年代伟大的纽约市电影名录中应有的一员。 Michelle Carey，红气球联盟创始人
5 岁 《逃出鸡园区》 (2000) 作为定格动画的大师课，我会为每个五岁孩子选择这部电影，主要是因为我看到了它对我孩子产生的影响。这部电影大量借鉴了经典的第二次世界大战冒险片，讲述了一群勇敢的鸡梦想逃离电子围栏蛋场的日子，充满了闹剧、动作和无论孩子还是成年人都能心领神会的笑点，而这一切都包裹在关于基本自由权利的信息之中。这就是《大逃亡》——只不过主角是鸡。 Briony Hanson，英国文化教育协会电影总监
6 岁 《绿野仙踪》 (1939) 在我六岁的时候，《绿野仙踪》改变了我的生活。它是一场扩展想象力的视觉盛宴，每个六岁孩子都应该观看。 Prano Bailey-Bond，导演
小小步 (Baby steps) （从左起顺时针方向） 《幻想曲》；《我的邻居托托罗》； 《迷宫》；《史库比-杜》
7 《史库比-杜》 ( 2002 ) 年幼时的我认为《史库比-杜》是一部杰作。 现在的我对此表示赞同。它拥有电影所需的一切：引人入胜的故事、令人惊叹的角色阵容、神秘感、刺激感和笑料。这是一场纯粹的流行奇观。 以成年人的身份重新观看，我发现这同样是一部具有宏大构思的电影：它是对 9 / 11 事件后美国计划的剖析，是对新世纪之交性别关系与表演的探讨，以及对晚期资本主义下友谊价值的深刻探索。这正是一个 7 岁孩子应该观看的电影类型。 ——Naqqash Khalid，导演
8 《迷宫》 ( 1986 ) 大卫·鲍伊也许是“瘦白公爵”，但在吉姆·亨森这部迷人的家庭奇幻冒险片中，他也是妖精之王贾雷斯。鲍伊戴着一副滑稽的假发，在詹妮弗·康纳利饰演的莎拉经历一场寻找被绑架弟弟的险途时，对他进行嘲讽和诱惑。 ——Alex Larman，《拉撒路：大卫·鲍伊的第二次到来》作者
9 《神奇的布伦登先生》 ( 1972； 2021 年重拍 ) 我不记得看这部由利奥奈尔·杰弗里斯执导的鬼故事时具体多少岁，但它深深影响了年幼的我，主要是让我接触到了一种令人兴奋的恐惧感。我看到两个孩子在 1918 年进入一座孤独的乡村别墅，那里被 100 年前死于火灾的另外两个孩子所萦绕；他们前往 1818, 救了那两个孩子，干掉了坏人，并继承了那栋漂亮的房子。 受人尊敬的马克·盖蒂斯的重拍版应当成为接触原作的入口——你们 9 岁的孩子可能会从此脱胎换骨。 ——Andrew Pulver，《卫报》电影副主编
迪士尼，华纳兄弟 / ALLSTAR；东久社 / NIBARIKI，REX / KOBAL / SHUTTERSTOCK； EVERETT COLLECTION，MAXIMUM FILM，WARNER HOME / ALAMY
青春期之踢 (T(w)eenage kicks) （从下方起顺时针方向） 《法拉利·布艾勒的一天》； 《t Lola Run》；《女巫》；《花木兰》
10 《公主新娘》 ( 1987 ) 对于孩子来说，这是一次异想天开的乐趣，但其中也包含许多成年人才懂的笑话，直到你某天在怀旧之情中重温它——比如，一个宿醉的 24 岁年轻人想看部舒心的片子时，才会明白。罗布·赖纳，你真是个天才。 ——Julia Jackman，导演
11 《花木兰》 ( 1998 ) 出色的歌曲，宏大的浪漫情怀，并且是向年轻观众介绍艾迪·墨菲饰演的巨龙穆须之喜剧天赋的绝佳方式。这部关于身份认同的趣味冒险片基于中国花木兰的传说，讲述了一个女孩女扮男装的故事，因为当她是个女孩时，人们不让她做她想做的事。当人们发现真相时，他们气疯了！ ——Rhianna Dhillon，评论家
12 《女巫》 ( 1990 ) 一旦你进入青春期前阶段，就是时候观看这部改编自罗尔德·达尔原著的阴暗且令人愉悦的电影了。安杰丽卡·休斯顿从魅力十足变得恐怖不堪，她化身为秃顶、厌恶孩子的最高女巫，决心用一种新的魔法药水消灭全世界的孩子。年轻的观众们会支持
卢克（被变成了一只老鼠）和他的祖母，他们利用聪明才智、勇气和对彼此的信任，战胜了愚蠢的女巫。 Rebecca Fons，巴比肯艺术中心电影负责人
13 幽灵公主 ( 1997 ) 以一个完全成熟的成年人身份来说，《起风了》在我最喜欢的宫崎骏电影名单中名列前茅，但我不确定如果我没有在这部早期经典作所灌输的对自然的敬畏之情中成长起来，是否还会持有这种感觉。这部电影如此美丽、恐怖、俏皮且具有预见性，探讨了自然与技术之间痛苦的关系——而且孩子能像成年人一样轻松地领悟其中的深意。在宫崎骏的电影中，儿童往往比那些试图让旧习延续的死板成年人更容易获得智慧。这看起来很合理。 David Osit，导演
14 飞越 the 费里斯 ( 1986 ) 在我年轻时，无论给多少钱，你都无法让我去看一部约翰·休斯的电影。是我的助手在大约 10 年前让我开始看这部电影的——有一天她在片场宣布自己是休斯的超级粉丝，而这部是她非常钟爱的一部。我看了之后觉得它确实非常搞笑——只要忽略掉它所有不符合政治正确（un-PC）的缺陷。 Elizabeth Karlsen，制片人
15 t Lola Run ( 1998 ) 自我年少起，很多电影都让我渴望成为一名导演，但在 1999 年的那个夏天，看完这部电影的午场演出后，我带着深深的羡慕和激动地走出电影院，渴望就在当天拍一部电影。这是一部节奏轻快但意蕴深远的电影，讲述了你的整个生活如何在接下来的 20 分钟内发生改变，以及真正的命运与盲目的偶然可能并不像我们想象中那样遥远。它还由令人心跳加速的 techno 配乐推动，所以我敢打赌你一定会被触动——无论是字面意义上还是比喻意义上。 Edgar Wright，导演
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23 《嚼口香糖的女孩》(1976) 我第一次看到这部片子是在 20 世纪 90 年代，当时我在中央圣马丁艺术学院学习电影，而这部片的导演约翰·史密斯当时在那儿担任导师。这部片子是他读研究生期间拍摄的，大部分场景是在伦敦一个繁忙的街角以单镜头、无剧本的纪录片形式拍摄的。约翰后来加入了旁白，对片中的行动进行指导、控制和点评。这种回顾式的叙述（且被刻意处理得不可靠）机智地探讨了电影如何操纵并构建意义。如今，它被广泛视为一部前卫杰作。 卡罗尔·莫莱 (Carol Morley)，导演
24 《莫文·卡拉》(2002) 林恩·拉姆齐执导的一部电影，捕捉了那种年轻、漂泊且在僵化为负责任的成年人之前，仍能大胆尝试一次的自由感！我认识的许多人认为观看这部电影是一次成年礼——它重塑了他们的整个生命状态。这是一部你可以在 20 年后重新观看的电影，以此查看你与那种随心所欲的精神之间的关系。那时它的魔力是否已经消退？而这又说明了你是一个怎样的人？ 桑迪·坦 (Sandi Tan)，导演兼编剧
25 《毕业生》(1967) 25 岁时，正是你经历四分之一人生危机的时候。所以，坐下来欣赏这部阴郁的、探讨存在主义的杰作吧。这部片子表面上是一场年龄差距巨大的性爱闹剧，实际上讲述的是 20 多岁时面临不可逆转的人生抉择时所承受的沉重负担。达斯汀·霍夫曼饰演本杰明，一名大学毕业生，被成熟且充满感官诱惑的年长女性罗宾逊夫人诱惑，后者由安妮·班克罗夫特精彩地演绎。她自身的愤世嫉俗与本杰明单纯的厌倦感形成了对比。其中的性别政治既有趣，又令人不安，且极其令人悲哀。 彼得·布拉德肖 (Peter Bradshaw)，《卫报》电影评论家
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“一本被遗忘的儿童读物 帮我度过了丧父之痛”
文字：Chris Townsend 插画：Martin O’Neill
去年圣诞节前不久，当我的父亲最后一次入院时，我正为我任教的大学完成一套关于早期儿童文学的系列讲座。在我生命中的绝大部分时间里，我的父亲一直有饮酒问题，且他的酒精依赖症在数十年间不断恶化。随后，在经历了多年的健康不佳后，他的肝脏突然衰竭。他在几天之内就去世了。
在他去世后不久，我计划讲授一本相对被遗忘的儿童故事集，名为《莱斯特夫人的学校》(Mrs Leicester’s School)，主要由英国作家玛丽·兰姆 (Mary Lamb) 编写，部分内容由她那更出名的哥哥查尔斯 (Charles) 编写。我没有预料到，其中一个故事传达的简单信息竟会让我如此深受触动。那部为维多利亚时代之前的男孩和女孩编写的、经常古怪且有时阴森的童话集，改变了一个近 40 岁男人的我对悲伤的思考方式。
我的讲座从兰姆兄妹本人讲起，他们在当时是相当成功的作家；任何一家 Waterstones 书店应该仍有销售他们的《莎士比亚故事集》(Tales from Shakespeare)。但玛丽在今天更出名，是因为她在 1796 年精神崩溃期间用刀杀死了自己的母亲。查尔斯介入了，但他们的母亲没能获救。玛丽免于入狱，因为查尔斯承诺成为她的法定监护人。随后他们开始撰写儿童读物。
玛丽杀死亲生母亲这一事实，影响了我初次接触《莱斯特夫人的学校》时的心情，这本书在情感强度上远超任何儿童读物应有的程度。故事中担任叙述者的许多孩子都失去了父母；好几个故事直接涉及他们失去亲人的经历。
我被《伊丽莎白·维利尔斯，或水手叔叔》(Elizabeth Villiers, or The Sailor Uncle) 这个故事深深打动，我在一个布满灰尘的剧场里向 20 多名 20 岁的学生做了关于这个故事的讲座。故事开始于年轻的伊丽莎白在母亲去世之后。她并不认为母亲的死亡是流泪的原因，因为她
讲座中谈论这件事。 在某一时刻，我意识到 我地在哭泣
从未见过她的父亲哭泣；他大多将自己反锁在书房里。这种情况在她的“水手叔叔”从海上归来时发生了改变，伊丽莎白带他去了她姐姐的坟前，在那里他被一种“剧烈的悲痛”所击中。这反过来触发了伊丽莎白的父亲。她告诉我们，“我第一次看到父亲流泪的那天”，成为了她“第一次意识到母亲的离世是一次沉重打击”的日子。伊丽莎白心烦意乱，责备她的叔叔将痛苦的情绪带进了家中。尽管如此，他对待她很友善，当他最终再次出海时，伊丽莎白意识到她将非常想念他。正是兰姆故事中的这个片段，在我那天早上向学生讲述时深深地打动了我。伊丽莎白的父亲让她坐下来，擦去她为叔叔流下的泪水，对她说：“让这件事成为你的教训，要尽可能地友善地对待你所爱的人；并且记住，
当他们离开你时，你会觉得你曾经做得还不够友善。”在讲座的这个时刻，我意识到我在哭，而且已经哭了很久。我的学生们察觉到了，但他们并没有尴尬地发笑，而是听得入迷。一个女孩，脸颊上同样闪烁着泪光，直视着我，简单地、缓慢地点了点头。兰姆没有明说，但这位父亲最终在处理他的悲伤。他已经走出了那个禁锢情感的封闭书房。悲伤是一件复杂的事情，且其复杂性总是各不相同，但我们在那个讲堂里共同分享的是一种认知——文学具有让悲伤变得可分享，并以某种方式变得可以忍受的力量。兰姆的小书告诉我们，我们对所爱之人感到的失落感，提醒着我们，正是因为有许多种类的爱，才让生命在起初就值得活下去。当我的父亲去世时，我的悲伤
之所以复杂，是因为很久以前我就觉得我已经失去了他；我已经哀悼多年，我不确定自己是否还剩下眼泪。莱斯特夫人学校帮我意识到，我确实还有。
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美丽的 科学”
烟嗓地说道：“‘总有一天，我会回来给你们看。’” 正如他所言，此后世界各地的观众都陷入了他那超凡脱俗的音乐魔咒之中。我们在 Astatke 6月在伦敦皇家节日大厅（Royal Festival Hall）演出几天后见面，这次演出预计将是他最后一次在英国的表演。就像他的许多音乐一样，初次接触他时很难对他做出定义。他身着全黑，隐身于一家北伦敦酒店近乎空荡的休息室扶手椅中，室内装饰着艺术装饰风格（art deco）的线条。他告诉我，看到满座的观众欣赏埃塞俄比亚爵士乐，这感觉很美好。 但尝试做一些创新的事情并不容易。他在十几个专辑中构建的爵士乐极具吸引力，将埃塞俄比亚传统音乐中独特的（五音）五声调式与西式爵士、放克以及极具感染力的非裔拉丁节奏交织在一起。他将传统乐器——krar、masenqo 和 kebero——以及可以追溯到...的宗教咏唱编织其中。 文字：Geneva Abdul
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Mulatu Astatke 在 60 年代首次推出他的声音时面临过抵制，但此后观众们爱上了它。 在 82 岁时，他仍在寻找新的方向——并希望非洲的先驱们能获得更多的尊重。
“你知道 Metro 俱乐部吗？”我对 82 岁的埃塞爵士之父 Mulatu Astatke 假装认出了那个地方，他对这座城市已消失的聚集地的了解比我深得多（该场馆位于西伦敦的 Ladbroke Grove，在几十年前就关闭了）。那时，他已沉浸在 60 年代的城市爵士场景中，与 Ronnie Scott 和萨克斯管演奏家 Joe Harriott 结交，并偶尔在索霍区（Soho）的俱乐部里与他们以及来自非洲和加勒比地区的音乐家一起即兴演奏。 但多年后，当他带着在英美两国创新出的新流派回到“摇摆亚的斯”（Swinging Addis）时，在他最初的几次演出之一中，观众们对他将爵士乐片段与类竖琴的 begena 融合的尝试并不买账。“停止，”Astatke 被告知，“不要再演了！”他一言不发。相反，他鞠了一躬，表达谢意，然后走下台。“我说：‘我会证明给你们看的’，”Astatke 在他的
到第四世纪。“埃塞俄比亚爵士乐是一门美丽的科学，”他说道，身体向后靠在椅子上。“你可以听到爵士乐，可以听到 12 分音符，可以听到 5 分音符，所有这一切都融合在一起。”在这位埃塞俄比亚巨匠完善其音色之前，他在 16 岁时被父母送往北威尔士雷克瑟姆的一所寄宿学校，专攻航空工程。正是在那里，他接触到了小号，并被鼓励从事音乐事业。随后，他先后就读于伦敦的三一音乐学院和波士顿的伯克利音乐学院，且是后者历史上第一位非洲学生。在 60 年代后期，Astatke 在纽约——他的组合“埃塞俄比亚五重奏”在此录制了专辑《Afro-Latin Soul 1 & 2》——与亚的斯亚贝巴之间往返，并在 1969 年开始为该国第一家独立厂牌 Amha Records 录制单曲。“我真的很想变得与众不同，我想做我自己，我想做 Mulatu，”他在谈到潜心钻研音色的那些年时说道。“一旦我创造了埃塞俄比亚爵士乐，我就成为了我自己。”他的埃塞俄比亚爵士乐植根于一个国家的音乐文化，这个国家与其许多邻国不同，在过去 2,000 年的大部分时间里一直享有独立（仅在 1936 到 1941 期间经历了一段短暂的意大利占领）。Astatke 带着自己的颤音琴和电子键盘回到了亚的斯亚贝巴，正值海尔·塞拉西皇帝统治下夜生活与音乐的黄金时代（例如萨克斯演奏家 Getatchew Mekurya、歌手 Mahmoud Ahmed 和键盘手 Hailu Mergia 等），这为实验提供了肥沃的土壤。随着名声的增长，1973 年，Astatke 在亚的斯亚贝巴与杜克·埃灵顿共同演出，后者当时正处于一次政府资助的埃塞俄比亚和赞比亚巡演中。当萨克斯组演奏起埃塞俄比亚爵士乐时，这位美国爵士乐传奇告诉 Astatke，他“从未期待过一个非洲人能达到这种水平”。“他非常喜欢，”他惆怅地回忆道，“太棒了，太美了。”塞拉西统治下那个以狂野著称的夜生活时代，在 1974 年皇帝被马克思主义政权废黜后宣告结束，随后进入了近二十年的压制时期，期间数十万埃塞俄比亚人被杀害、监禁或流放。然而，关于 Astatke 为塞拉西演出以及在埃塞俄比亚共产主义军政府统治下生活的提问，却遭到了他的冷淡回应。
“我没有参与军方，我没有参与政治，我没参与任何人的事情。我平静地生活。这就是我的生存之道，”他坚定地说道。为什么对政治缺乏兴趣？“我不爱它。你不能尊重政治家。我爱我的国家，我爱我的文化，我爱我的人民。仅此而已，没有别的。”
Astatke 希望确保埃塞俄比亚的文化贡献不被忽视。与这位音乐家交谈足够长的时间，每次对话最终都不可避免地会转向
查理·帕克 还是这个埃塞俄比亚部落？ 我们从未给这些人应有的尊重”
走出非洲（由上至下）Astatke 在曼哈顿的照片；在演奏颤音琴；以及监督其 1972 年专辑的录制环节
这个国家的“丛林之民”，他认为这些人尚未因其音乐贡献而获得认可。例如，美国萨克斯风演奏家查理·帕克（Charlie Parker）所使用的减音阶（想象声音中的跳跃或半音）；他说，埃塞俄比亚南部的德拉舍（Derashe）部落就使用相同的音阶。“谁在先前？是查理·帕克还是这个部落？”他说，“我们从未给这些人尊重。”
当他列举其他证明非洲在世界音乐中被遗忘的影响力的例子时，感觉就像我误入了一场游戏节目。是 masenqo 还是大提琴先出现？他在访问古巴并会见菲德尔·卡斯特罗时听到的充满活力的恰恰和曼波音乐，还是在尼日利亚、加纳和坦桑尼亚节奏中发现的相似声音？
随后 Astatke 将话题转向日本，那个传统音乐使用与埃塞俄比亚相同的五声音阶的国家。（“谁在先前？谁创造了它？这源自哪里？”）接着他将贝多芬和柴可夫斯基（两者都以拥有独特的音乐记谱法而闻名）与圣亚雷德（St Yared）进行比较，后者是一位六世纪的阿克苏姆作曲家，被认为创造了自己的音乐记谱法（“你们给他多少尊重？”）。Astatke 回想起被邀请到埃塞俄比亚的一所大学演讲，那里的学生叫不出教室外那座山的名字，却知道德国和俄罗斯的作曲家。“我们不做任何研究，我们更多地看向欧洲，而不是研究非洲人，”他说，“从文化角度来看，我为这个世界的教育体系感到悲哀。” 在 20 世纪 90 年代，Astatke 访问了埃塞俄比亚的各个原住民社区——南部的德拉舍和尼罗特语系的阿努阿克人（Anuak）居住的甘贝拉（Gambella）——他在那里立即受到了欢迎。他在那里进行长时间的讨论，有时住在小棚屋里。他对这些人的高度尊重显而易见：“丛林之民创造了 Mulatu，因为我是通过聆听 masenqo 才成为音乐家的。” 他的经纪人与我们同桌而坐，拿出笔记本电脑，播放了一段 Astatke 与德拉舍部落成员一起表演的欢乐视频，那是他 20 世纪 90 年代带到录音室的几个社区之一。第二段来自 20 世纪 70 年代的视频显示他与演奏 krar 的传统音乐家一起表演。“我是通过聆听这些人而成为音乐家的，”他说，“他们成就了我。” Astatke 将很快返回亚的斯亚贝巴，他期待在自己于 2013 年开设的非洲爵士村（African Jazz Village）迎接观众，该场所目前由他的儿子经营。时至今日，这个场所依然吸引着国际游客并为当地音乐家提供舞台。接下来是什么？他考虑在亚的斯亚贝巴的俱乐部表演新作品。他最近的一张专辑《Mulatu Plays Mulatu》是他与英国乐队对其经典作品的重新编曲，但他的下一张专辑将邀请来自“丛林”以及亚的斯亚贝巴的音乐家参加。但他坚持说，这个项目还没有名字——目前仍在筹备中。“向世界推广埃塞俄比亚，推广我们的文化人群，这让我感到如此伟大和快乐，”他说，“我花了很多很多年，但最终我们成功了。” 只有在此时，我才看到 Astatke 严肃的神情下露出一丝微笑。“给非洲尊重，”他再次说道，“以及丛林之民。” Mulatu Astatke 的专辑《Mulatu Plays Mulatu》现已由 Strut Records 发行。
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《碎片》 (The Shards) Disney+，周四 这部改编自布雷特·东顿·埃利斯 (Bret Easton Ellis) 自传体高中恐怖小说的作品，讲述了 20 世纪 80 年代洛杉矶一群青少年之中潜伏着一名嫌疑杀手的故事。该剧由“星二代”主演（霍默·格尔 (Homer Gere)、凯亚·格伯 (Kaia Gerber)），并由以风格不稳定的名声著称的瑞安·墨菲 (Ryan Murphy) 担任联合创作者，这意味着它要么是一部极具营风 (camp) 的迷人时代剧，要么是一段廉价且呆板的狗血剧。
《占有》 (Possession) Sky Atlantic / Now，周四 晚上 9pm 一名英国律师抵达牙买加调查一项遗产继承权主张，却意识到她之前见过引发这场争端的房产——不幸的是，是在她的噩梦中。古古·姆巴萨-罗 (Gugu Mbatha-Raw) 和乔尼·李·米勒 (Jonny Lee Miller) 主演卡拉·克罗姆 (Karla Crome) 的这部新惊悚剧。RA
《大行走》 (Big Walk) PC, Switch 2, PS5, 周二发售 《Untitled Goose Game》的创作者们带着另一个适合闹剧表演的游乐场回来了（见上图）。本作灵感来自澳大利亚内陆，包含谜题、挑战和惊喜发现；但大部分时间，你只是与 1 到 11 位朋友一起行走和交谈。
《轮回之兽》 (Beast of Reincarnation) PC, PS5, Xbox Series X / S, 周二发售 当现实世界让人感到艰难时，有时你只想打一些怪物。《轮回之兽》设定在一个被神话之兽侵蚀的后末日日本，人类的所有希望都寄托在一名叫艾玛 (Emma) 的年轻女性及其精湛的剑术上。至少她有一只狗陪伴在侧！Jordan Erica Webber
Shaboozey – 《The Outlaw Cherie Lee & Other Western Tales》 现已发行 这位跨界乡村音乐之星（见上图）曾凭借《A Bar Song (Tipsy)》获得巨大成功，并参与了碧昂丝（Beyoncé）的《Cowboy Carter》专辑。此次他带着这张构思精巧的概念专辑回归。在经历一场谋杀后，书名曲中的 Cherie Lee 誓要为父亲报仇，这一故事通过包括单曲《Born to Die》在内的歌曲娓娓道来。
The Durutti Column – 《Renascent》 现已发行 去年其 1980 年首张专辑的重新发行引发了关注热潮，尤其是来自名迷 Blood Orange、Frank Ocean 和 Yung Lean 的关注。如今，这组来自曼彻斯特的后朋克奇才们带着他们的第 28 张（！）专辑回归了。主打单曲《Liars》具有典型的空灵感，充满了触感的节拍和纤细的吉他线条。
Lucia & the Best Boys – 《Picking Petals》 Lucia Fairfull 和她的伙伴们带着他们的第二张颓废艺术摇滚专辑回归。这张名为《Picking Petals》的专辑在 Mogwai 的 Castle of Doom 录音室录制，其中优秀的曲目《Lonely Girl》邀请了 Chvrches 的 Lauren Mayberry 客串，而 The Last Dinner Party 的 Abigail Morris 则为《Big Romance》增添了更多夸张的戏剧色彩。
Ariana Grande – 《Petal》 在终于逃离“奥兹国”后，超级巨星 Grande（见下图）带着她的第八张专辑回归地球。该专辑由 Max Martin 的追随者 Ilya（曾与 Sam Smith, Tate McRae 合作）共同担纲执行制作。《Petal》代表了在黑暗时光中生长出的美好之物，正如在温和而具有对抗性的主打单曲《Hate That I Made You Love Me》中所概述的那样。MC
《非凡生活：爱情故事》(Lives Less Ordinary: Love Stories) 播客，周一播出 这部讲述真实浪漫爱情故事的 BBC 新剧集带来了人们急需的希望。其中一集尤为令人动容，讲述了一名黎巴嫩记者和一名叙利亚摄影师在报道阿勒颇围城战期间相识的故事。
《艺术界无法理解的威廉·布莱克》(The Art World Couldn’t Understand William Blake) YouTube 布莱克以诗歌闻名，但同样也是一名激进的艺术家，他设计了自己的版画和蚀刻技术来手工制作插图小册子。这段 Nerdwriter 视频探讨了他作品中的政治含义。
《真实的真相》(The Real Truth) PBS America，周五，7.05pm 这部六集科学系列剧每周更新，分析那些影响我们购买习惯和行为方式的健康神话。首集探讨了在食品标签中掩盖糖分的营销手段。Ammar Kalia
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在 Vicky Krieps 凭借《幻影线程》大放异彩后，所有人都预期她会前往好莱坞——但她反而选择了独立欧洲电影。她说，这是因为她终身以来就有一种敢于大胆尝试的直觉。
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回想起她还是个崭露头角的演员时，维基·克里普斯 (Vicky Krieps) 已经听厌了人们告诉她不该做什么。当她在 20 多岁怀孕时，有人建议她不要生这个孩子，因为这会毁掉她的事业，但她还是生了。在保罗·托马斯·安德森 (Paul Thomas Anderson) 的《幻影之线》(Phantom Thread) 中饰演一名时尚设计师的缪斯之后，她选择回到低预算的法国电影拍摄，她说，当时她“实际上被嘲笑了。在这些人看来，我背弃好莱坞，将如此多的精力和热情投入到不能给我带来金钱回报的事情中，简直太荒谬了”。
然而，克里普斯坚持走自己的路的决心收获了回报。在过去的十年里，她一只脚踏在好莱坞主流电影中，出演了费德·阿尔瓦雷兹 (Fede Alvarez) 的《蜘蛛网中的女孩》(The Girl in the Spider’s Web) 和 M·奈特·沙马兰 (M Night Shyamalan) 的《老人》(Old)，同时另一只脚则坚定地留在独立电影领域，在那里她拥有实验的自由。
克里普斯还竭尽全力避免参加红毯活动的闹剧。在偶尔出席时，她会吐舌头或向摄影师竖中指。“我做这些的时候总是带着微笑。但我是在告诉他们：‘伙计们，这真的太荒谬了，[那些喊叫声] 有点太过分了。请客气地跟我说话。’”
得知在卢森堡出生长大、精通四门语言的克里普斯（42 岁）拒绝搬到洛杉矶这个必经之地的决定，也就不足为奇了。在过去的 15 年里，她一直住在柏林——不过，当我们进行视频通话时，她身在希腊，自去年嫁给希腊电影制片助理拉扎罗斯·古纳里迪斯 (Lazaros Gounaridis) 以来，她经常造访那里。（他们是在 2023 年的电影《热牛奶》(Hot Milk) 片场相识的。）
克里普斯留着精灵短发，穿着一件干净的白衬衫，她坦率、深思熟虑，在谈论她的工作时带着一种不同寻常的严肃与坦诚，而这份工作对她来说是全心投入的。“有时我觉得自己不像个演员，更像一个在自己身体上做实验的科学家，”她说。
这种沉浸式的方法可能会带来代价。在拍摄完即将上映的电影《温柔地爱我》(Love Me Tender) 两周后（她在片中饰演一名失去幼子监护权的女性），克里普斯开始感觉到“身体状态非常糟糕。我躺在床上，手臂和脖子无法移动。我以为自己患了严重的疾病。”她就医并做了核磁共振，发现一切正常，但疼痛本身却是真实的。“我认为是我积压了太多的心理痛苦，以至于它变成了生理上的疼痛。你知道‘心在痛’这种说法吗？我感觉整个胸口都在痛。”
《温柔地爱我》由安娜·卡泽纳夫·坎贝特 (Anna Cazenave Cambet) 执导，改编自康斯坦斯·德布雷 (Constance Debré) 的自传体小说，该片挑战了不公正的
强加在母亲身上的期望。 Krieps 饰演克莱曼斯（Clémence），她放弃了高薪的法律职业去写书。在与丈夫劳伦特（Laurent）友好分手后，她捐掉了大部分财物，沉浸在俱乐部场景中并探索自己的性取向。当她最终告诉劳伦特她正在与女性约会时，他似乎接受了。但随后，他为了争取 8 岁儿子保罗（Paul）的唯一监护权，对她提出了阴暗的指控。 随着他们的案件在法院中缓慢推进，克莱曼斯被剥夺了探视保罗的许可。在分开了近 18 个月后，他们终于见面，但每两周仅在监督下见面一小时。在这些会面中，克莱曼斯必须忍住悲伤，为了儿子保持坚强，这令人心碎。Krieps 意识到这些场景的紧张感“导致我陷入了崩溃状态。但对我来说，学到这一点很有好处：下次在拍摄类似作品时，我需要照顾好自己，并在拍摄期间休息更长时间。” Krieps 职业生涯的大部分时间都在饰演试图打破他人为其设定框架的女性。在《幻影线程》（Phantom Thread）中，她是阿尔玛（Alma），一名女佣，人们期望她在丹尼尔·戴-路易斯（Daniel Day-Lewis）饰演的独裁裁缝面前保持温顺，但她却坚持立场并顶撞回去。在 202 2 年出色的《紧身衣》（Corsage）中，她是奥地利女皇伊丽莎白（Elisabeth），她在 19 世纪因美貌和极细的腰身（通过残酷的紧身胸衣打造）而闻名，她反抗自己被严密控制的生活。
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Touch and go （由上至下） 维琪·克里普斯（Vicky Krieps）在《爱我温柔》（Love Me Tender）中；以及 《幻影线程》
“在合作拍摄吉姆·贾木许（Jim Jarmusch）的电影《父亲母亲姐姐弟弟》（Father Mother Sister Brother）后，我和夏洛特·兰普林（Charlotte Rampling）谈到了这一点，”Krieps 回忆道。“我们意识到我们的共同点是，我们总是被吸引去探索一个[角色]的边缘，即开始感到疼痛的地方。我想我将这一点带到了每一个角色中。”只要可能，Krieps 都会尝试与女导演合作——或者更准确地说，她澄清道，与主导“女性化剧组”的导演合作。“我曾与一些男性合作，他们的剧组并不具有男性主导色彩，也没有男性自尊心的干预。而遗憾的是，有些女导演却带着男性自尊心在操作。许多电影剧组的运作像军队一样，深受等级制度驱动。那里嘈杂无比，充斥着强加意愿。”剖析社会角色并拒绝权威已经融入了 Krieps 的血液。她的祖父在第二次世界大战期间参加了抵抗运动，并在达豪集中营幸存。
他后来成为卢森堡的一名社会主义政治家，并成功发起了一场废除死刑的运动。“知道如此亲近的人几乎失去了生命去为人类而战，这是你无法忘记的事情，”Krieps 回忆道。与此同时，她的母亲“就是一个疯狂的嬉皮士，在最好的意义上，她教导我要质疑一切：我怎么知道这就是他们所说的那样？我认为这让我敢于勇敢，并敢于拿我的生计冒险。”这种胆量在她青少年时期参加学校毕业典礼时便显露无疑，当时她感谢老师们给了她“证明我懂得如何死记硬背，懂得如何抄袭以及如何闭嘴”。这起事件在卢森堡的报纸上引起了关注。这种特质也体现在她习惯在场景中途微调角色的措辞和行动上。在《紧身衣》中，她因对银幕上……感到沮丧而从窗户跳了出去。
丈夫（她毫发无伤；该场景在底层拍摄）。这一时刻并未在剧本中出现，但被保留在了电影的最终剪辑版中，片中 Krieps 饰演的角色因这次跌落而骨折。“这些事情并非预先计划，但有时你就是感受到某种像真理一样的东西，而它想要表达出来，”Krieps 说道。Krieps 承认，作为一名演员，她的探索精神即使在 20 年前也是不可能实现的。“那时你不会看到一个女性被允许拍摄这么多不同的电影，且完全不在乎地剪掉头发并表现得不循规蹈矩。我的存在本身就向我证明，改变正在发生。”《Love Me Tender》将于周五起在英国和爱尔兰影院上映。
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并且曾在卡拉 OK 演唱过伊迪特·皮亚芙 (Édith Piaf) 的歌曲，但她将一切归功于哪首音乐剧中的精彩曲目？
我爱上的第一首歌 11 或 12 岁时，我常和住在马路对面的同学一起唱 Everly Brothers 的 All I Have to Do Is Dream。我唱和声，她唱主旋律。
我买的第一张单曲 在巴内特高街 (Barnet High Street) 的唱片店买的 Perry Como 的 Magic Moments，是送给母亲的生日礼物。她很喜欢 Perry Como, Andy Williams, Matt Monro——所有那些轻唱者。
我在卡拉 OK 唱的歌 唯一的一次是在和朋友去尼斯度假时。我们吃了一顿很棒的晚餐，喝了太多桃红葡萄酒，当时我正准备在西区演出伊迪特·皮亚芙 (Édith Piaf)。最后我唱了 Hymne à l’amour，而他唱了 Fools Rush In。
我记得每一个歌词的歌 1968 年我出演《Hair》时，演出前我们在酒吧喝了一小杯，这时公司经理走进来地说：“Jeanie 没法演了——她的替演也没法演。佩吉，你顶上去。”我当时吓坏了。Jeanie 是通过一个陷门出现，身上披满珠子，唱着 Air。不知为何，我记得每一个词。
派对上最适合播放的歌 Roxanne。我从一开始就非常喜欢 The Police 乐队。
我再也无法聆听的歌 《我与艾莎》（The King and I）中的 Shall We Dance?。[我的共同主演] 杰森·斯科特·李 (Jason Scott Lee) 在三个月后退出了。之后，我不得不穿着巨大的克里诺林裙，套着厚袜子、吊袜带、束腹和好几层内衣，与一连串不同的“国王”共舞。
最适合做爱时播放的歌 我确实有点偏爱 Chris Isaak 的 Wicked Game。但我没说我试过！
改变我生活的歌 Don’t Cry for Me Argentina，因为如果没有这首歌，我今天可能不会在这里和你聊天。
让我流泪的歌 科尔·波特 (Cole Porter) 的 Ev’ry Time We Say Goodbye，因为它让我想起我的母亲。我的父亲是一名房地产经纪人，但他也有一支名为 Arcadians 的乐队，经常出去演出。我和母亲会向他挥手告别，然后听电唱机上的唱片。
我希望在我的葬礼上播放的歌 噢天呐，我不想考虑这件事。也许是乔治·迈克尔 (George Michael) 翻唱的 The Long and Winding Road——我是他的超级粉丝，他拥有最动听的声音，而且这是一首很美的歌。 ——讲述给 Rich Pelley
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在 2020 年 3 月，当旧金山市长由于流行病指示所有市民留在家中时，我做的第一件事就是订购了阿加莎·克里斯蒂的所有书籍。我并不孤单；我认为我们中的许多人都沉浸在可靠的叙事中，以淹没混乱。无论结局是结婚还是谋杀都无关紧要；可靠性才是关键。后来当我意识到我需要潜伏一段时间时，我的阅读转向了另一种小说。而且，就像克里斯蒂笔下那样，我们的世界有着无穷无尽的新恐怖，因此，依然是喜剧小说占据了我的阅读时间。没人知道什么是喜剧小说。而且一旦你开始讨论它，所有的乐趣就消失了。E·B·怀特将其比作解剖青蛙（你面对的是内脏和一只死青蛙），但我会将其比作在派对上打开所有灯光：每个人看起来都很糟糕，而且你毁了这场派对。当然，大多数人会同意伍德豪斯写的是喜剧小说，但我转向的书籍几乎没有人会那样分类——例如赫尔曼·梅尔维尔的《白鲸》——但在我看来它们却非常有趣。我认为这些书决定了某些事情是有趣的，正如杰瑞·赛恩菲尔德曾定义喜剧那样。在《白鲸》中，是一个钉在桅杆顶端的硬币。在弗拉基米尔·纳博科夫的《苍白之火》中，是你读过最糟糕的最佳诗篇。然而，我们觉得我们正在触及那些最严肃的叙事所追求的东西：对人类生存状况、悲伤、爱和死亡的理解。所有这些重大课题。我喜爱的喜剧小说是那些同样可以轻易成为悲剧的书。仅仅是因为作者决定它是有趣的。这是我从一位睿智的朋友那里学到的，有一次，在我愤怒地讲述一个我的出版故事后，她回应道：“这并不是一个怎么有趣的故事。”我震惊了。然后我意识到我根本没有处理这个故事，而是直接把这道菜原样端给了她。我必须学会将旧的愤慨转化为一个有趣的故事。然后她才愿意倾听。我确实学会了这样做。并且我将向您描述的这一场景写进了我的最新小说中。如果你愿意，可以称之为一部喜剧小说。我既写过喜剧小说，也写过那些你不会露出一丝微笑的小说——我想是严肃小说。我可以告诉你，对我来说，写喜剧小说的过程是一种愉快得多，尽管截然不同的工作。但情节本身并不比严肃小说更有趣。看看你是否能猜出哪个是喜剧，哪个是严肃的：一名 1952 年旧金山的年轻女性与她丈夫的男同性恋情人联手，清除她获得解放的障碍并赢得一笔小财产。一名中年作家在一个动荡的美国境内旅行，同时努力维持他最近重启的与一名年轻人的关系。即使你猜到了，你也明白了我的观点：我必须决定它是有趣的。而这需要双重处理。
就像在美发店染金发一样。首先，我尽可能真实地，甚至悲剧性地，推演角色所经历的艰辛和挫折。喜剧小说中也有人死去。有时世界会终结，或者有时只是我们认为自己了解的世界终结了，我必须考虑我角色的真实反应，因为毕竟，他们不知道这是一个喜剧。其次，我开始把它写成一个有趣的故事。这需要巨大的努力，有时感觉是不可能的。在我的上一部小说《Less Is Lost》（就是关于那位中年作家的那部）中，我发现自己正对着关于访问美国南部三个强迫劳动种植园的笔记发呆。那里没有任何幽默之处，但我不想删掉它们；我知道我的主人公必须面对美国历史的那一部分。但随后我读完了最后一次访问的笔记，意识到我本身就是那个喜剧：
我和其他白人访客一样，通过那些极其荒诞的陈述来展示我们的愧疚与焦虑。事实上，我最终对这次访问的描述几乎与我笔记中的内容完全一致……但重点有所不同。这算“有趣”吗？不。这算“喜剧”吗？绝对算。为什么？我不知道。我不知道。我无法更好地解释，因为我担心会把派对的灯打开。在写我的最新小说《可可别墅》（Villa Coco）时，我的过程轻松得多，因为我是根据在托斯卡纳生活期间日记中的笔记来创作的，而那些笔记本身就像美发店里的金发；我曾对自己承诺，要把每一天的事件都变成一个“有趣的故事”。然而，在某种程度上，我发现自己在这些故事中筛查另一件东西：真实的情感。因为在那些日子里，有一位亲爱的朋友去世了。季节在轮转。心在破碎。所有我之前会记录在日记中的事情现在都被抹去了，尽管我已经将它们加工成了美丽的故事，但此时我的工作（作为一名小说家而非日记作者）是去触及角色们所经历的艰辛与挫折。因为对我来说，喜剧只有在探讨艰辛且真实的事情时才真正有趣。“我不认为你在写一部喜剧小说，”一位作家朋友告诉我，“我认为你是在用你必须采用的任何方式来处理某些事情。”他的意思是，我的书并不是“关于” 1952 年的女性，或者中年作家，或者托斯卡纳的橄榄收获。它们是关于婚姻、衰老以及对死亡的恐惧。只不过在喜剧小说中，这些问题得到了暂时性的解决，而且通常是以一种极其刻意的方式。就像在说：生活是充满泪水的幽谷，无法修复，但为了好玩，让我们试着修复这小小的一块吧。让我们决定短暂地减轻存在的沉重感。我认为，如果不先坦诚面对，就无法成功地做到这一点。然而——在创作这些书的过程中，我度过了一段美好的时光。因为所有事情都必须以这种方式处理，每一天糟糕的时刻都变成了喜剧的素材。因此，我在某种程度上变得更有韧性；在人行道上绊一跤虽然依然像以前一样尴尬，但我也不再试图掩饰，而是与每一个注意到这件事的人一起大笑（而人们确实会注意到）。什么
意大利，托斯卡纳， 安德鲁·肖恩·格里尔的灵感之源
原本在巴士站枯燥的等待（或在互联网上令人麻木的漫游），在我的笔记本陪伴下会变成一种愉悦的体验。“5月 20 日芝士滚动赛，”我可能会从海报上抄下这句话，“奖品是一轮芝士。”或者“一名穿着黑色亮片裙的女士在早上九点对着邮筒大吼大叫。我想她不小心把钱包寄出去了。”我并不是一个特别生活在现在时的人，但喜剧强迫我进入那个时空。那是个不错的地方。语言也因此获得了一种新的丰富感。人们认为作家的思考重点在情节或人物上，就像他们认为画家或摄影师思考的对象是其拍摄的主体一样。但画家思考的是颜料。摄影师思考的是光线。而作家思考的是文字。能够使用那些在其他情况下被禁止触碰的词汇，这件事本身就极其令人愉悦。我指的不是脏话，而是那些华丽的词。
以“noise”（噪音）这个词为例。在一部严肃小说中，你必须写成“街头传来一阵 noise”。任何更复杂的描述都会被视为自命不凡的红旗。因此，你只能满足于“noise”这种简约地表达，然后继续写下去。但在写喜剧时，突然间，一整场文字盛宴在面前铺开：hullabaloo（喧闹）、brouhaha（大骚动）、hubbub（嘈杂）和 chivaree（闹新房 / 敲锅盘之闹剧）。Chivaree！通过敲击锅碗瓢盆来公开羞辱一名公民或戏弄一对新婚夫妇！多么绝妙的词！写喜剧并没有让我的语言变得简单；反而让它变得更有滋味。而且，如果你像我一样，将文字视为最喜爱的媒介，那么这种感觉就像是在吃了数月的卷心菜和羽衣甘蓝后，番茄终于到了成熟的季节。难怪有些人认为最早的“小说”之一就是一部最轰烈、最闹剧的喜剧：《唐吉诃德》。乔叟本人也不避讳放屁笑话，而莎士比亚则永远无法抗拒双关语。
事实上，伟大的作家涉足喜剧有着悠久的传统——菲利普·罗斯、索尔·贝娄、桑顿·怀尔德——我认为，正是因为见过了黑暗，许多人才会被吸引向笑声。当然，在如今这些艰难的时刻，随着无穷无尽的末日电影和小说出现，我们中的许多人发现自己反而拿起斯特拉·吉本斯的《寒冷舒适农场》。喜剧小说有一种亲切而美丽的东西，一种值得去爱的东西。当你面对灯火闪烁将熄时，它像一个朋友一样牵着你的手，为你讲故事直到灯火再次亮起。对于我们这些写喜剧的人来说，这是一种在隧道中摸索前行走向光亮的方式。我知道，想象一个年轻得多的美国男人，发现自己被送到一个托斯卡纳乡村火车站，他形容那里“如此梦幻，以至于你可能会把它拆开，发现它其实是巧克力”，这是一种慰藉。而且，他坐在一位公主身边，对方因为没掌握“美国方言”而无法理解他。而且，夜晚有野生动物被扔进他的窗户。而且，化粪池溢出来了。这一切都是为了抵达一个简单的真相：世界充满麻烦，尽是忧伤，而我们无法活着离开。但请仔细看：事实上，它是由巧克力组成的。安德鲁·肖恩·格里尔的《Villa Coco》由 Sceptre 出版。
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《寒冷舒适农场》(Cold Comfort Farm) 作者：斯特拉·吉本斯 (Stella Gibbons) 这是一部对一个早已不存在的类型（英国乡村浪漫小说）的讽刺之作，正因为它那完美的幽默感，直接将该类型给抹杀了。
《礼仪与庄重》(Pomp and Circumstance) 作者：诺埃尔·考沃德 (Noël Coward) 女王将要访问一个遥远的岛国，每个人都激动不已。
《普宁》(Pnin) 作者：弗拉基米尔·纳博科夫 (Vladimir Nabokov) 纳博科夫笔下那位备受折磨的俄罗斯学者所散发出的凄美感，让人不由得爱上了可怜的普宁。
《贝克：一本书》(Bech: A Book) 作者：约翰·厄普代克 (John Updike) 这是一个系列丛书的第一本，讲述了一位像菲利普·罗斯那样的小说家在世界中漂泊的故事。与纳博科夫一样，作者是一位在英语语言中寻找极大乐趣的文字匠人。
《出卖者》(The Sellout) 作者：保罗·比蒂 (Paul Beatty) 这是一个绝佳的例子，将最严肃的主题——美国的奴隶制——完全颠覆过来。
《我捕捉城堡》(I Capture the Castle) 作者：多迪·史密斯 (Dodie Smith) 我每年都会重读这本书，为我们的青少年叙述者卡桑德拉（这就是她的日记）的命运而时而大笑，时而落泪。
《我们的哈瓦那特工》(Our Man in Havana) 作者：格雷厄姆·格林 (Graham Greene) 就个人而言，比起格林的严肃小说，我更喜欢他的“娱乐之作”，从《与姑妈旅行》到这部精彩的身份误认之作。
《渺小的我：那位舞台、银幕与电视巨星贝尔·波特里娜的亲密回忆录》(Little Me: The Intimate Memoirs of That Great Star of Stage, Screen and Television, Belle Poitrine) 作者：帕特里克·丹尼斯 (Patrick Dennis) 出自《梅姆姑妈》作者之手，这是一部关于一个彻头彻尾的无名之辈且充满自欺欺人幻想的绝妙回忆录，还配有照片！
《追求爱 / 寒冷气候中的爱》(The Pursuit of Love / Love in a Cold Climate) 作者：南希·米特福德 (Nancy Mitford) 在这部关于她著名的家庭的经典虚构版本中，古怪、愉悦与心碎交织在一起。
《堂吉诃德》(Don Quixote) 作者：米格尔·德·塞万提斯 (Miguel de Cervantes) 从头到尾都令人捧腹，而续集则更出色，因为堂吉诃德和桑丘·潘沙突然变得出名了，因为所有人都读过第一部。
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一个迷人的故事， 讲述了英国的山脉 如何塑造其过去与现在 凯瑟琳·休斯 (Kathryn Hughes) I
历史 《高地》(Upland) 英国山脉的 奇异历史与至关重要的未来 埃德·道格拉斯 (Ed Douglas)
得知英国的高地并非一直都是岩石嶙峋、长满粗草且仅适合养羊的情况，令人感到震惊。大约 54,000 年前——在地质时间尺度上不过是一瞬——这座岛屿的高地曾充满自然生机。茂密的森林峰顶、峭壁和峡谷是巨型动物的家园，包括猛犸象、披毛犀和巨麋。在这个高海拔的伊甸园中，唯一不和谐的音符便是那些在林间徘徊、寻找肉类晚餐的食肉洞狮和剑齿虎。
埃德·道格拉斯（Ed Douglas）在这本出色的书中取得的成就是，为英国的高地重新注入了色彩感，甚至是一种狂欢感。不过，他的首要任务是定义其术语。1936 年，著名的美国地理学家罗德里克·皮蒂（Roderick Peattie）宣称，决定一座山是否为山的，不在于其海拔，而在于它能否“进入生活在其阴影之下的人们的想象中”。但到了 20 世纪 90 年代，联合国被赋予了保护全球高地免受环境和经济衰退影响的新任务，于是坚持地拿出了卷尺和统计图表，并制定出了一些通用标准。
因此，目前对“山地”区域的定义是：在 7 公里半径范围内，海拔变化至少 300 米。这意味着，道格拉斯位于东部峰区（Peak District）磨石砂岩高地的托特利穆尔（Totley Moor）家中，刚好符合这一标准；对于这位曾任《阿尔卑斯杂志》（Alpine Journal）编辑的人来说，这显然是一件令人满意的事。而苏格兰、威尔士和英格兰北部的广大区域，以及埃克斯穆尔（Exmoor）和达特穆尔（Dartmoor）的双峰，则轻而易举地跨过了这条界线。
不过，让道格拉斯不那么满意的是，英国的高地在历史上一直被想象成独立之所——虽然壮丽，却与低海拔地区的生活诡异地脱节。他提醒我们，该国的高地提供了全国 60 % 以上的用水需求。它们提供了至关重要的矿产，以及适合我们某些最珍贵的驯化动物生存的景观。我们那些生活在海平面或海平面以下的人，最好重新审视对高地的看法，不要将其视为一个除了偶尔长出一两枝幸运石楠外就没有任何实用之地的场所。道格拉斯认为，另一种同样误导性的倾向是将英国高地视为存在于历史、政治、文化甚至时间本身之外。
事实是，山脉塑造了我们岛国故事的很大一部分。当罗马人在公元 1 世纪抵达时，他们发现低洼的英格兰南部凭借其肥沃的土壤和缓和平原，迅速加入了新秩序。与此同时，崎岖的北方则保持冷漠——至今你仍能在景观中看到这种分化反应的证据。去该国南部或东部的罗马遗址看看，那里很可能是乡村庄园或一座华丽别墅的残骸。而前往高远的北方，你会发现自己正攀爬在某个驻军点或高砖墙的遗迹上，这些墙旨在将高地居民挡在好东西之外。然而……事实证明，真正的宝藏往往就隐藏在那些寒冷、艰苦且最重要的是海拔极高的地方。罗马人最终克服了对高度的恐惧，开始在万洛克黑德（Wanlockhead）开采铅矿，那里海拔超过 400 米，至今仍是苏格兰最高的村庄。一千年前
后来，诺曼入侵者最初对英格兰的岩石脊梁避而远之，但随后在峰区（Peak District）扎根，并坚持从当地铅矿开采带来的丰厚利润中分一杯羹。道格拉斯认为，思考中部低地与边缘高地之间这种不断的拉锯关系，最好的方式是将其视为一种内部殖民主义。几千年来，英国的高地一直被掠夺原材料。这本书中 perhaps 最令人心酸的例子是埃兰谷（Elan valley）的故事，那是中威尔士乡村山区的一片美丽土地。19 世纪初，诗人珀西·雪莱（Percy Shelley）曾在其叔叔位于拉德诺郡（Radnorshire）的庄园中漫游，沉醉于发现了属于他自己的华兹华斯（Wordsworth）和柯勒律治（Coleridge）式的湖区。但在 1896 , 该山谷被筑坝淹没，以创建一个巨大的水库，从而使
伯明翰能够获得永久且廉价、清洁的饮用水供应。这是国会议员约瑟夫·张伯伦（Joseph Chamberlain）激进计划的一部分，旨在通过修建一条从威尔士山区到中英格兰高原、全长 73 英里的输水渠，消除英格兰第二大城市的霍乱和痢疾。这导致楠特圭尔特（Nantgwyllt）村及其教堂和周围的农场永久地沉入水底。对埃兰谷的强制征收让人想起早期的高地清洗（Highland clearances），当时萨瑟兰（Sutherland）、阿盖尔（Argyll）和因弗内斯郡（Inverness-shire）的租地农民被命令离开土地，以为利润远高得多的养羊业让路。许多被驱逐的小农，就像 150 年后的拉德诺郡农民一样，被迫远赴美国寻找建立稳定家园的地方。
然而，如果认为高地仅仅是承受被动创伤的地方，那就太悲观了。道格拉斯很好地识别出了英国高地在历史上展现出坚决反抗文化的时段。比如 1715 年和 1745 年的詹姆斯党起义，当时忠于斯图亚特事业的高地人从他们的山岳堡垒中席卷而下，企图推翻新建立的汉诺威王朝。这支身着格纹裙的军队最远抵达了德比，距离伦敦仅 11 0 英里，随后被迫撤退。事实上，道格拉斯并没有发现关于古老高地的任何新信息，但他将其资料来源编织成了一次巧妙的考察，时间跨度从史前时代的构造板块一直延伸到今天——而如今人们最关心的是南方第二套房的买家推高了当地年轻人的房价。在他那宏大且环环相扣的叙述中，一个令人愉悦之处在于他为一些非凡个体（包括几位女性）留下了精彩的侧写空间。例如，加拉希尔斯一名学校教师的女儿珍妮特·拉普沃思，她在 19 世纪 70 年代为她的地质学家丈夫缝制了一件特殊的背心，正面设计有数排口袋，方便他在野外快速分类标本。或者汉娜·米切尔，她在一个可以眺望峰区最高点金德峰的艰苦佃农农场长大，为了抵消贫困生活带来的局促感，她培养了对徒步旅行的热爱。米切尔通过步行排解忧愁的决心，使她最终成为一名妇女参政论者、治安员和社会正义活动家。不过，我最喜欢的高地人仍然是维多利亚女王。她少女时代沉迷于沃尔特·斯科特那些高度艺术加工的高地小说。在詹姆斯党被彻底击败后，想象一个充满身着裙kilt、面貌刚毅且英俊的男性随时准备营救女士的高地景象是极其愉快的，即便那位女士恰好是一位新教的汉诺威公主。当她在 1852 年买下巴尔莫勒尔城堡时，女王最初并不太感兴趣走太远。但在阿尔伯特去世后，她被说服偶尔前往洛赫纳加尔峰和本麦克杜伊峰等著名山峰远足。这就是 20 世纪小说家乔治·斯科特-蒙克里夫那句著名的“巴尔莫勒尔道德观”(Balmorality) 的开端。这是一种被修饰过且淡化了冲突的高地视角，最适合出现在饼干罐的图案上。欲购买本书（售价 £21.25 ），请访问 guardianbookshop.com
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秘鲁诺贝尔奖得主 的激情与政治 Pratinav Anil
传记 马里奥·巴尔加斯·略萨 一生 Gerald Martin 著
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“秘鲁究竟是在哪个精确的时刻把事情搞砸的？”《教堂会话》开篇页上的这句话，宣告了一位作家的到来——他深知国家历史可以成为小说的组织原则。就在拉丁美洲发现魔幻现实主义那令人陶醉的可能性之时——这种形式的奔放与革命政治有着一种选择性的亲缘关系，模糊了奇迹与可能之间的界限——马里奥·巴尔加斯·略萨却选择了老派的现实主义。Gerald Martin 在这部谈兴浓厚且分析冷静的传记中指出，这既是感性的问题，也是政治的问题。他追踪了一位小说家的路径：此人起初以手术般的精准剖析寡头政治，最终却愉快地与寡头阶层共进晚餐，完成了文学史上最惊人的政治迁移之一——在半个世纪的时间里，从极左转变为极右。然而，Martin 的修正主义观点是，巴尔加斯·略萨所跨越的意识形态距离比人们想象的要短。他从未真正属于左翼。他短暂的迷恋并非是对社会主义的迷恋，而是对一个社会主义者的迷恋：在圣马科斯大学相识的、光彩照人且遥不可及的莉亚·巴尔巴。他们的大学时代情谊在书店和一家波西米亚夜总会的烟雾缭绕的桌旁展开，那家店由莉亚的共产主义父亲经营。在游击队风潮的掩盖下，Martin 在巴尔加斯·略萨身上发现了某种旧贵族对等级制度的自信。正如一位大学同窗所言，这种“出厂缺陷”是先天性的：巴尔加斯·略萨从未停止做一个“利马阔少”。巴尔加斯·略萨最伟大的小说是在让-保罗·萨特的感召下写成的，直到这位法国哲学家对革命政权的纵容最终使他感到疏远。与萨特个人以及与左翼整体的决裂发生在 1971 年的“帕迪利亚事件”期间，当时古巴诗人埃贝尔托·帕迪利亚被捕，并被强迫进行一场荒诞的公开忏悔，宣布放弃其“反革命”作品并谴责其他异见人士。巴尔加斯·略萨领导了一场反对卡斯特罗对待作家的国际运动。Martin 还原了那些被巴尔加斯·略萨简化为文学素材的女性。他 19 岁时与大他 10 岁的姻亲姑母朱莉娅·乌尔基迪那段令人震惊的婚姻，成了《朱莉娅姑妈与编剧》——这是他所有小说中最阳光，且毫无疑问最受喜爱的作品。而朱莉娅自己的回忆录《瓦尔吉塔斯没说的话》揭露了巴尔加斯·略萨笔下轻快浪漫的爱情与不那么迷人的出轨及抛弃现实之间的差距。遗憾的是，这本回忆录从未在畅销书单上引起波澜。朱莉娅被换成了帕特里夏·略萨，他的表妹，比他小九岁，两人育有三个孩子。半个世纪后，她也被取代了，这次换成了西班牙社交界名媛伊莎贝尔·普雷斯勒（歌手恩里克·伊格莱西亚斯的母亲），这位八旬老者最终用文学共和国地盘交换了在《Hola!》杂志上的版面。他移居英国的经历被证明具有出人意料的塑造作用。巴尔加斯·略萨定居在毫无波澜的克里克尔伍德，这符合他既有的对郊区保守主义的偏好。历史学家休·托马斯——另一位卓越的左翼移民——扮演了巴尔加斯·略萨之但丁的维吉尔，引导他进入保守党体面的社交圈，并最终引荐给玛格丽特·撒切尔本人。他在一篇名为《野兽中的女士》的文章中，以粉丝般的崇拜描写了这次会面。在 2010 年获得诺贝尔奖后，巴尔加斯·略萨越来越多地将其声望借给极右翼，支持秘鲁那位急于开火的非选举产生者迪娜·博卢阿尔特，以及智利的反同性恋、反堕胎斗士何塞·安东尼奥·卡斯特；谴责女性主义是文学的“最顽固敌人”，并将每一次向左的选举波动视为一次“回归到
“考迪略主义（caudillismo）。”加西亚·马尔克斯是这本书的陪衬：他是巴尔加斯·略萨这位现实主义者对应的魔术师，是那个在其较弱的对手背弃左翼部落时选择留下的人。马丁现在是两人的传记作者，他处于一个独特的位置，能够重构文学史上最著名的一次右勾拳。1976, 巴尔加斯·略萨在指责加西亚·马尔克斯在两者的婚姻破裂期间安慰帕特里夏并涉嫌越界后，用一记重拳将其击倒。这次出拳标志着不仅仅是个人关系的破裂，它还敲定了意识形态的分歧。加西亚·马尔克斯后来评论道，菜单上只有“两种汤”：资本主义和社会主义。巴尔加斯·略萨对其中一种不屑一顾，而将余生花在贪婪地享用另一种之上。
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技术 《如果我们把 AI 做对了？》 如何停止灾难化想象 并构建一个伦理未来 Eleanor Drage
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AI 伦理学家 Eleanor Drage 认为，人类若想与人工智能共存并繁荣，需要认识到 AI 的“人性”。她的意思是，虽然我们经常把 AI 当作某种神秘的、无形的东西来谈论，但它实际上是无数人类劳动的产物——在硅矿和石英矿、微芯片工厂以及数据标注中心中完成的。如果公民想要从那些构建 AI 的科技公司手中夺回权力，了解他们向我们销售的产品是什么会很有帮助。这也意味着要看穿营销和炒作：“云”，那个存储照片的模糊且遥远的地方，不过是别人的计算机；AI 的“幻觉”其实是系统错误或数据标注失误；而“智能”是一个非常宽泛——且潜在具有误导性——的术语。硅谷的叙事是，AI 要么会拯救我们，开启一个繁荣与人类长寿的新 era.，要么会将我们全部抹除。
Drage 令人信服地指出，只要大科技公司继续将利润和权力置于一切之上，且仅为极少数人的利益服务，它们就不可能实现其乌托邦式的承诺。与此同时，文化上对 AI 诱发末日的痴迷，恰好将人们的注意力从那些关于如何让 AI 更安全的实际讨论中转移开来——例如，通过确保公民在个人信息使用方式、AI 模型训练及监管方面拥有更多权力。Drage 是剑桥大学利弗休姆智能未来中心的助理研究教授，她开展的研究揭穿了 AI 驱动的招聘流程，并揭露了将 AI 引入执法领域的危险。她对大科技公司的许多批评人们并不陌生：AI 算法使预先存在的偏见永恒化并根深蒂固；尽管科技巨头承诺要“透明”和“负责”，但它们已经大到不再关心伦理；少数高管掌握了过多的权力；且 AI 的推广是在未经我们同意且不考虑地球健康的情况下进行的。
然而，Drage 的论点偶尔显得过于仓促且不够严谨。她在文中写道：“劳动力正在消失仅仅是一个幻象：工作只是在转移，从艺术家转移到数据标注员，从营销人员转移到工程师。”但目前并不清楚艺术家和“营销人员”在即将到来的 AI 时代是否会变得多余。而且，那些在肯尼亚领取低廉工资的数据标注员在 10 年前也不太可能是艺术家。书名表明 Drage 希望为 AI 的可能性提供另一种替代愿景。她举了几个她认为应该取代自上而下的大科技产品的、基于社区的伦理 AI 项目示例，但其中许多项目乏味得令人惊讶。其中包括一个名为 Mumkin 的应用程序，旨在促进关于印度女性割礼 (FGM) 的艰难对话；以及 Kuini，一个旨在帮助毛利女性戒烟的 AI 聊天机器人。在这两个例子中，我发现自己
在思考人工智能为这些努力带来了什么价值——尤其是考虑到德拉格（Drage）讨论过的关于其对环境的影响和剥削性供应链的问题。德拉格将她共同设计的一套旨在帮助人工智能公司遵循伦理并遵守欧盟法规的工具包描述为“乌托邦主义的基石”，因为该工具包将焦点转向了人工智能是如何构建和制造的。在她的观点中，乌托邦不是一个目的地，而是“共同努力创造一个更公平世界的进程”。也许期望一个过于具体的乌托邦愿景是不公平的，但我仍然想知道人工智能具体能提供怎样的帮助。她没有提到许多人工智能最激烈的批评者依然欢迎的事情，例如其在改善药物研发和疾病检测方面的潜力。这本书问道：如果我们能正确运用人工智能会怎样。读完之后，我不能说我真正知道了。如需以 £13.49 购买一份，请访问
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一项关于肉体世界的 独行研究 爱德华·波斯内特 (Edward Posnett)
科学 《活着：生物世界的隐藏智能》 (Alive: The Hidden Intelligence of the Living World) 梅拉妮·查伦杰 (Melanie Challenger)
CANONGATE 出版，£20
格兰顿港 (Granton harbour) 的东防波堤全长近 1 公里，游泳者可以沿着它弯曲的指尖，直接向福斯湾 (Firth of Forth) 游去，同时得益于它带来的安全感。一个周四的午餐时间，我想：为什么不试试呢，走吧，向堤坝末端出发。我感到很冷，但随着前进，我似乎变得异常温暖。我没有注意到身体发出的抱怨：从手指蔓延到肘部的渐进性麻木，以及尿液的冰冷。直到我离开水面，双脚僵硬如内翻足，双手蜷缩如爪时，我才突然意识到自己已经失温了。
这次鲁莽尝试的讽刺之处在于，我的游泳包里放着一本梅拉妮·查伦杰写的书，名为《活着：生物世界的隐藏智能》。这是一次对身体智慧的大胆考察，是一本根茎式的指南，不仅涵盖了我们自己的身体，还涵盖了周围所有的生命形式：从细菌到黑猩猩。她的观点是，我们忽视或误读了身体的能动性与目的，这对我们造成了不利影响；在某种程度上，这是一次倾听身体的恳求。我希望在这次不明智的游泳之前就读过这本书。
查伦杰提到，她的书诞生于“狂野的好奇心”，以及一种感觉，即“我们讲述给自己的故事……既傲慢又缺乏说服力”。在她看来，我们对灵魂、基因或心智的关注是对现实的一种扭曲，而我们应该将注意力转向我们的身体——身体一直被边缘化，或许是因为它们提醒了我们自身的脆弱和终将死亡的事实。并不是说查伦杰否认基因的重要性；她质疑的是我们阅读世界的视角。在整本书中，她生动地展示了一系列不同的生物，从黏液到鱿鱼，探索它们与周围世界关联和响应的方式。此外，查伦杰还是一个诗人，她的描述往往非常优美。她将冰川冰描述为“像眼球一样闪烁着蓝色光芒”，将洪堡鱿鱼描述为“一枚银色的菱形糖”。她认为，通过贬低或忽视身体，我们对其他生命形式的复杂性视而不见，没有给予它们应有的尊重；我们将机器误认为意识，将我们自己的意识误认为机器；我们在破坏栖息地时，几乎不考虑那里居住的非人类生命。查伦杰引用了百科全书式的大量科学家和哲学家，但她自己的智识向导是亚里士多德（她在致谢中感谢了他）。在她看来，亚里士多德首先掌握了身体的智能，尽管他缺乏支持其直觉的科学手段。她在书中的几处将他赋予生命，进入他的内心，将这位哲学家——这个基于一系列文本、翻译和评论而塑造的人物——转化为血肉之躯。我很难想到还有哪本书的主题能让我感到如此共鸣和兴奋：它转向身体，对科学还原论和误导性隐喻进行了尖锐的批判。但作为一名业余读者，我经常发现自己被文本搞得迷失方向，几乎眩晕。我非常想跟随我的向导，但我总是在
感到迷茫，被抛在身后，因为作者正猛冲进一片由思想和科学研究组成的浓密丛林。这也许是任何开拓者所面临的风险：你可以跨越边界，但你能带着他人一起前行吗？当我离开水面时，浑身灰白如尸，身体在颤抖，两名心怀担忧的女性迎接了我，她们是穿着干衣的资深游泳者，一直关注着我，并给了我一杯茶和一些稳妥的指导。我感激她们，以及她们能够安静地感知自己的身体以及我的身体，并巧妙地将其与周围的世界联系起来的方式。在某种程度上，这本书是在邀请读者做类似的事情；放弃我们继承下来的那些有害的解读，并避开我们自身的自我毁灭。欲购买一本 £18 的副本，请访问 guardianbookshop.com
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渐入佳境 (Gaining Ground) 琼·巴福特 (Joan Barfoot)
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关于“母亲出逃”的文学作品正日益增多：这些小说讲述的女性不仅离开了丈夫，还离开了她们亲手抚养的孩子。在现实世界中，男性是更频繁的逃兵；父亲与家庭生活的联系被视为偶然的，而母亲身份则被尊为一种本质状态。这意味着，那些选择“取消母亲身份”的女性在做一件不可能的事情：女人与孩子之间的联系不仅是情感上的，更是创造性的。琼·巴福特（Joan Barfoot）理解母亲义务中这种由内而外的逻辑：“她创造了这些人以及他们对她的需求，”《稳步前进》（Gaining Ground）中那位弃母亚布拉（Abra）说道，“而现在她必须满足这些需求。”亚布拉忽略了去满足她的孩子或他们的需求。这部小说严谨且沉思地探讨了“分离”这件事，而分离同时也是成为一个单一且完整自我的过程。
《稳步前进》于 1978 年在加拿大出版，书名为《亚布拉》（Abra），随后在 1980 年由 Women’s Press 出版社在英国以目前的书名出版。这大约是巴福特的加拿大同胞爱丽丝·门若（Alice Munro）开始描写那些出轨、逃离的女性的时候，她们对自由的渴望与当时的女性主义高度契合。然而，亚布拉并非因为渴望另一个男人而脱离家庭，她也没有像埃琳娜·费兰特（Elena Ferrante）《迷失的女儿》（The Lost Daughter）中的莱达（Leda）那样，在花费多年时间找回失去的东西后重新回到孩子身边。亚布拉更像凯西·斯威尼（Cathy Sweeney）近期作品《崩溃》（Breakdown）中的主角，对于为何离开过去的生活，她没有单一的答案。斯威尼写道，在日本，“有这么多的人失踪，以至于出现了一个专门描述他们的词——‘蒸发者’（johatsu）。”这些小说无法完全抵御这样一个问题的追问：
那个离家出走的母亲究竟是个怪物，还是社会期待的受害者。《稳步前进》写于上述作品之前，而巴福特已经足够睿智，拒绝接受这场辩论的条款：亚布拉从未质疑过成为真实自我的道德正当性。
“琼·巴福特 理解母亲义务 这种由内而外的逻辑”
小说始于一名年轻女子来到亚布拉林中小屋的时刻，此时亚布拉离开旧生活已九年。亚布拉感到她的到来带来了一种压力，一种期待，但她几乎记不起这个女孩是谁，或者她自己曾经是谁。接着，一个认知的瞬间——那是她 18 岁的女儿凯蒂（Katie）：“我现在认出她了，这让我与她锁在了一起。”凯蒂的到来让亚布拉陷入了对多伦多那个美好、井然有序的家的回忆；她的婚姻，在那里有时会有“深夜电影，在沙发上做爱，还有爆米花”；以及她的两个孩子。她的第一个孩子是个儿子，激发了她强烈的依恋感：“我甚至不想谈论他，尽管他完全占据了我的思想，因为我总觉得谈论他会让他远离，使他分离，将他的一部分给了别人。”她的第二个孩子看起来就不那么像一个
奇迹了：“她是个婴儿，很漂亮，她是我的和斯蒂芬（Stephen）的，我们创造了她，但现在这似乎很自然”。这个故事也许关于母亲的矛盾心态、抑郁、意义的缺失，但它始终围绕着真相与伪装的概念展开。亚布拉的生活感觉不“真实”。巴福特呈现了大约 16 种不同类型的解离状态，且没有重复自己的足迹或重复相同的话语。导致亚布拉离开的情节堆叠具有一种累积的、无情的现代主义效果，但她成功地使其保持在人性之中，或者说在人的范畴之内；当亚布拉第一次看到那座小屋时，我们完全相信那里就是她的“家”。她没有带钟表也没有带镜子，并竭力避免与他人交谈。在她开始挖掘菜园的第一天，她的头发让她感到烦躁，于是她盲目地将其剪掉。亚布拉努力种粮、砍柴并维持
在漫长的加拿大冬季中让自己生存下来。她只思考眼前的事物。书中对工作、自然世界和季节更替的描述，让人想起安妮·迪拉德 (Annie Dillard) 或梭罗 (Thoreau) 那种自力更生的状态，他们的写作植根于一种超然的精神传统。然而，艾布拉 (Abra) 的启示并非关于上帝的无限伟大，而是一种“去塑形” (unbecoming)。她希望创造一种生活，让自己能够缓慢地丢失“我的名字，我的记忆，我曾使用的标签，以及我对所有词汇的感知”，从而抵达一个喜悦之境。当凯蒂 (Katie) 从一个“到处充斥着动机与愤怒”的世界到来时，艾布拉试图与她分享自己关于“空白”的发现。她思考起自己曾经看待丈夫的方式，并好奇地问：“是我虚构了他吗？”答案是，她虚构了所有人：“我简化了他们。然后我对所虚构的内容做出反应，表现得就像我发明的事物是真实的一样。”
对于一本试图探讨“虚无”的书来说，很难找到一个结尾，因此巴福特 (Barfoot) 能够为凯蒂的到访地设计出一个动人且具戏剧性的结局，这在很大程度上值得称赞。《稳步前行》(Gaining Ground) 是一部极佳的“慢热”之作，即便在半个世纪之后，巴福特的独创性和掌控力依然令人兴奋。很高兴看到这次再版将这部小说置于核心位置，这正是它应有的地位。如需以 £8.99 购买副本，请访问 guardianbookshop.com
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一对母女 千变万化的人生旅程 Chris Power
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《开头、中间、结尾》 瓦莱里亚·路易塞利 (Valeria Luiselli)
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第四庄园出版社 (4TH ESTATE)，£18.99
瓦莱里亚·路易塞利 (Valeria Luiselli) 的第四部小说是由一名像路易塞利一样的叙述者的女儿提出了一个问题而推动的：“你最终会写一部有开头、有中间、有结尾的小说吗？”这是路易塞利之前处理过的问题。在她 2017 年关于无证移民儿童的篇幅等同于书籍的散文《告诉我它是如何结束的》(Tell Me How It Ends) 中，她写道，讲述他们故事的困难之处在于“它没有开头，没有中间，也没有结尾”。《开头、中间、结尾》记录了叙述者试图将生活拘束在叙事中的努力。在经历了一场“缓慢而纠结”的离婚后，叙述者——一名居住在美国的墨西哥人——与她 12 岁的女儿一起开始了欧洲图书巡演。她在慕尼黑摘除了一个避孕环；她的女儿在布拉格掉了一颗牙；在阿姆斯特丹附近，她们看到孩子们穿着鞋学习游泳，以防止洪水。夏天到来时，两人飞往西西里岛的卡塔尼亚。叙述者的祖母就在附近长大。她们住在一名正在巡演的钢琴家的公寓里，叙述者在前一年与此人有过一段“短暂而狂热的邂逅”。这本书听起来情节很密集：埃特那火山正在喷发。山火肆虐。叙述者的母亲在下加利福尼亚州可能正患上痴呆症，并且可能正在策划一起生态恐怖袭击。在叙述者出发前往欧洲之前，她的母亲给了她一件珍贵的传家宝——一块描绘普罗透斯神的罗马马赛克瓷砖；叙述者的祖母在离开西西里岛之前从一个挖掘现场将其取走。母女俩讨论了普罗透斯在《奥德赛》中的出现，她们对神话和古典文学的探索成为了一个核心主线。叙述者的女儿变得执着于将马赛克瓷砖归还给它原本所属的废弃别墅。几周后，钢琴家回来了，叙述者对他产生的好感迅速消减，因为性生活变得粗暴，他与她的女儿吵架，并且在女儿被水母蜇伤时忽略了提供帮助。然而，尽管如此，这部小说在积蓄势头方面仍有困难——或者说它并不感兴趣这样做。在整个过程中，叙述者都在质疑自己写的是什么。“我还没有一个清晰的想法，关于我正在做什么，或者接下来会发生什么，还没有，”她承认道。“我纠结于可能的
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开端、复杂的情节、即兴的前提。”随后她在想，这个项目是否根本就不是一部小说. “中间部分感觉更像是一种散漫、松散、漫无目的的随笔精神。也许在它能再次成为小说之前，它必须是一篇随笔，一篇有开头、有中间和结尾的随笔。”这种持续的身份危机直到女儿最终掌控叙事时才得以解决。Luiselli 的写作一直具有随笔性质且带有自反性。事实上，她在 2010 年是以随笔作家的身份通过富有抒情文学色彩的《Sidewalks》开始创作的。她的第一部小说《Faces in the Crowd》将自动小说（autofiction）和元小说（metafiction）相结合，对一名真实的墨西哥诗人的生活进行了虚构化的描述。她的第二部作品《The Story of My Teeth》在一定程度上也是关于其自身构建的：在作者注中，Luiselli 解释了这本书是如何与一群工厂工人共同创作的。
以一种塞巴尔德式（Sebaldian）的手法，照片伴随着文本出现。在许多方面，《Beginning Middle End》镜像了 Luiselli 2019 年的前作《Lost Children Archive》，而后者本身是对《Tell Me How It Ends》的虚构扩展。其叙述由一名婚姻濒临崩溃的无名女性及其继子共同承担，后者将他的部分内容写给继妹。在《Beginning Middle End》中，无名叙述者的婚姻已经结束，而她的女儿给继兄写明信片。在两本书中，文本都被分为带有标题的短章节，这些章节倾向于随笔式的思考而非戏剧性场景的构建，而且两个孩子都拥有了宝丽来相机，他们的照片为每部小说提供了无声的结局。Luiselli 作品中更大的矛盾在于，尽管它反复探讨的主题——母亲的角色与地位、移民、气候危机——具有普遍性和
紧迫性，但它正变得越来越内省。《Beginning Middle End》中最具戏剧性的旅程
成功的服装精品店，以及一个家庭。然而，她无法分享那种法式的从容，更不用说她对目前在晚间新闻中播报的关于卢旺达的令人不安的报道的看法。事实上，沉默寡言的 Venancia 从未透露过她离开欧洲的原因，米兰（Milan）直到假期结束时，他的“表亲”克劳德（Claude）突然出现，且被砍刀严重砍伤时，才得知自己有卢旺达的亲属。克劳德身材瘦小且深受创伤，几乎无法说话，被带到法国治疗。虽然 Venancia 是出于义务收留他，但年轻的米兰很快对他产生了深厚的情感，两人在秋季逐渐建立的纽带被温柔地描述。但随着伤口的好转，克劳德离开得像到来时一样突然，且几乎没有解释，他给米兰生命中留下的空洞拒绝愈合。在第二部分中，我们跳转到 1998 . 米兰 16 岁，父母的
婚姻开始出现裂痕，他的学业也同样如此，于是他第一次前往卢旺达。在基加利（Kigali），米兰在 Venancia 的童年好友 Eusébie 身上找到了另一种母亲形象。作为一名图西族人以及 1994 年大屠杀的幸存者，她现在是一名争取公正与疗愈的活动人士。书名中的蓝花楹生长在她的花园里，为她年迈的母亲 Rosalie 和新生女儿 Stella 提供阴凉，而 Stella 正是米兰一直渴望的手足。当他抱起这个孩子时，孩子露出了第一个微笑。令他欣喜的是，米兰再次找到了克劳德，并经由他结识了关键人物 Sartre，后者住在 Le Palais，一个远离 Eusébie 绿意盎然的社区的破旧院落。在这里，在暴力最顶峰的时期，他为数十名图西族儿童（大屠杀的孤儿）提供庇护，成了某种意义上的费金（Fagin）。在他的指导下，米兰了解了很多关于卢旺达的情况，并且从
许多如今几乎已成年的孤儿——尤其是这里将他视为白人。尽管如此，他在他们之中找到了像家一样的归属感。在直面死亡之后，Le Palais 的年轻住户们白天艰苦劳作，夜晚纵情狂欢，而米兰被他们的反抗精神所鼓舞。他的祖母则不那么热情。米兰发现 Mamie 像 Venancia 一样：沉默寡言且有所保留。但他开始意识到 1994 年的暴力事件有着深远且复杂的根源，胡图族与图西族的对立亦然；Claude 并不是家族中第一个遭受苦难的人，但他们逃离的确切原因和方式仍然笼罩在迷雾之中。书中最为痛苦的章节描述了直到 2012 年仍在运行的 gacaca 法庭：大规模的露天听证会，收集来自受害者与加害者两方的证词；像 Eusébie 这样的活动家希望公开的忏悔和指控能够带来真相与和解。但有些
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所描述的是，它是否能够成功地 成为我们手中所持的这本书。在某个心领神会的时刻，叙述者的女儿研究着普罗透斯（Proteus）的马赛克像——一个像这部小说一样能够变幻形态的存在——“仿佛她在看向一面镜子或一池水，像一个小小的纳西瑟斯在凝视自己”。自从读完这本书以来，这个意象在我的记忆中留存得最为深刻。
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卢旺达之后的 疗愈与真相之寻觅 Rachel Seiff ert
《Jacaranda》 Gaël Faye 著 Sarah Ardizzone 译
CHATTO & WINDUS 出版，£18.99
如何原谅不可原谅之事？ 如何在暴行之后生活？在 2016 年的《Small Country》之后，法籍卢旺达裔说唱歌手兼作家 Gaël Faye 在其第二部小说《Jacaranda》中探讨了宏大的议题。该书探索了卢旺达种族灭绝的剧震，以及持续在世代间波动的影响。
故事在结构上大胆，开篇于 1994 年夏天。当时 12 岁的主角米兰（Milan）正享受着漫长的学校假期。米兰的父亲是白人法国人，他们在凡尔赛的生活是第一世界安逸生活的缩影——那年的假期他们像往常一样在雷岛（Île de Ré）航海。然而，米兰的母亲是卢旺达人。维南西亚（Venancia）在 20 世纪 70 年代来到这里，为自己建立起生活，一个
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原谅的界限在哪里。维南西亚不会是唯一隐瞒故事的人，克劳德（Claude）也不会是唯一伪装成他人的人。在听到这一切之后，米兰还能信任谁？当连蓝花铃树（jacaranda）的阴影都无法提供庇护时，他到哪里才能找到平静？
在米兰及其家人，以及克劳德、斯特拉（Stella）、萨特（Sartre）和 埃塞比（Eusébie）身上，Faye 赋予了人类忍耐力具体的面孔和声音。或许最重要的是，他看到了我们在受害者与加害者、图西族与胡图族、父母与孩子、黑人与白人、欧洲与非洲之间制造隔阂所带来的伤害。《Jacaranda》是一本大胆且不妥协的书。
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一部设定在后工业时代达勒姆的强有力处女作 本杰明·迈尔斯 (Benjamin Myers)
《 Underdogs》 路易丝·鲍威尔 (Louise Powell)
约翰·默雷出版社 (JOHN MURRAY)，£14.99
在东达勒姆煤田地区的伊辛顿 (Easington) 和伊辛顿矿区 (Easington Colliery) 相邻的村庄，是研究英格兰从工业繁荣期转向量终衰落的完美案例。由于地处距离大城镇或城市二十英里之外，自从撒切尔与成就这些地方的工业开战以来，它们便被遗弃在此枯萎。如果你想理解为什么如今的白人工人阶级感到被抛弃，请前往伊辛顿矿区及其周边村庄。
出生于米德尔斯堡的作家路易丝·鲍威尔在她的强有力处女作中赋予了这个社区生命，故事设定在赛狗（或称“flapping”）的世界中。《Underdogs》对一个被忽视但依然充满活力的英格兰进行了极具真实感的描绘。鸽舍和鸭舌帽，肉类抽奖和社交俱乐部——这一切依然存在，但极少出现在 21 世纪的小说中。
十岁的乔治·惠特利 (George Wheatley) 和他心碎的父亲雷格 (Reg) 都在为两年前去世的乔治母亲而哀悼。他们被富有魅力的前矿工伯蒂 (Bertie) 拉入了赛狗文化。尽管伯蒂“每天早晨肺部都会咳出半品脱的黑痰”，但他决定不申请伤残津贴，因为通过赛狗从各种非法博彩公司那里榨钱能赚到更多钱。当博彩公司拒绝接受伯蒂的投注时，他便招募那些运气不佳的人帮他赛狗，并将他的母狗金迪 (Goldie) 交给他们，“二十九公斤的肌肉像弹簧一样盘绕……在她黄褐色的胸膛里装着一台法拉利引擎，而她的鼻子简直像是协和飞机制造的”。无数处于贫困线上的人们都从伯蒂的操纵中获益。乔治对金迪的爱，仅次于他在一个毫不妥协的成年人世界中生存的渴望，而最大的威胁来自于心怀怨恨的博彩员巴兹 (Baz)，他觊觎他们珍贵的爱犬。
鲍威尔在描述赛道生活的细节时最为出色，这种看似简单的追求因涉金额巨大的金钱交易而变得阴暗，且因这些优雅生物的待遇而变得更加复杂——它们被培育并丢弃，仅仅是为了人类的娱乐和利润。小说设定在 1998 年具有重要意义；当时达勒姆郡的所有矿井终于全部关闭，但来自当地男孩托尼·布莱尔 (Tony Blair) 的重大再生投资即将到来，他谈到了“区域特遣部队”和“企业区”。旧的矿渣堆很快将变成自然保护区和矿井纪念碑。一个灿烂的新未来被承诺，尽管在这里几乎难以窥见；如今，伊辛顿拥有全国最白的人口比例（目前为 98. 4%），并且是 2025 年残疾津贴削减中受打击最严重的地区。
因此，这里展现的是一种基于家庭联盟和权力斗争的艰辛生活，处于模拟世界的末日，人们展示并分享在奥格里夫 (Orgreave) 遭受警察警棍击打留下的伤疤，早逝的阴影笼罩着排屋街道。乔治和雷格展现出温柔且静默的英雄气概；父亲对亡妻的悲痛有时几乎令人窒息，同样令人心碎的是乔治营养不良的迹象。这就是真实的、至今依然存在的发达国家贫困。在第二次世界大战期间，基于英国的法西斯特
威廉·乔伊斯（William Joyce），更广为人知的称呼是“霍霍勋爵”（Lord Haw-Haw），曾评论道：“伊辛顿的人们将会吃掉格雷豪德猎犬，而不是养它们”；他严重低估了英国人对狗的喜爱程度，而且并非巧合的是，鲍威尔对猎犬饮食的描述比父子俩吃的所有东西都更令人垂涎。北东部的文学小说作家一直有许多可写之材，但在出版业方面却没得到多少支持。考虑到这里深厚的叙事和民谣文化传统，这仍然像是一种疏忽。随着伊莉莎·克拉克（Eliza Clark）、格伦·詹姆斯·布朗（Glen James Brown）、杰西卡·安德鲁斯（Jessica Andrews）和露西·罗斯（Lucy Rose）最近的小说都获得了评论界的青睐，显然，世界上存在着无数个不同的英格兰。正如《Underdogs》令人动容地证明的那样，正是这些未被讲述的故事需要被呈现在纸页上——现在比以往任何时候都更需要。若要以 £13.49 购买一本，请访问
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CARCANET, £12.99 Welton 的诗作采用不押韵的二行诗编写，在页面上时而收缩时而扩张，宛如一个在练习音阶的演唱风琴。这些诗作将注意力集中在城市在四季中的变化：混凝土中长出的杂草，砖缝中飞出的黄蜂。这是一种关于“物”的诗歌，类似于弗朗西斯·庞日 (Francis Ponge) 的诗歌，但正如 Welton 所说：“没有思考的‘物性’是不存在的”。他有力地提醒我们，诗歌就在我们周围，在我们心中，任何东西都可以进入诗篇：三明治、一块干涸的鸭粪、翻修期间留在房子外的垃圾堆。诗歌可以镜像我们世界的所有混乱，并以此让我们更清晰地观察这个世界。
《海峡》(The Channel) Jana Prikryl
FABER, £12.99 在她的第四部作品集中，Prikryl 借用考迪利亚 (Cordelia) 的声音，回溯自己从捷克共和国流离失所的家庭故事。莎士比亚笔下的李尔王变成了“一份事实档案 / 关于已发生且持续发生的事物”，使 Prikryl 能够探讨她与亲友的离散以及她的移民经历——在那里，家无处不在。在多佛与加来之间，一次前往法国的轮渡之旅与考迪利亚被流放的故事交织在一起，进而演变成一次轮渡灾难的叙述，随后又切换到难民乘坐小船奔向海岸的场景。就像《在模具中》(In the Mould) 中被剪掉的医院内衣一样，Prikryl 的语言也经历了“切割”，戛然而止：“或者祖母那著名的甜美 / 仅仅是一种伪装 / 而这种伪装彻头彻尾也是”。这种句子的重组创造了令人惊叹的思想跳跃。这是一种大胆的“走出形式”的尝试，背离了抒情诗的整洁，并由此创造出一种新的诗歌语言，就像卡尔维诺在《看不见的城市》(Invisible Cities) 中的语言一样，能够将万物互联。
《继母》(Stepmother) Helen Mort
CHATTO & WINDUS, £12.99 在这里，Mort 将自己对母职中这一被忽视维度的经历与神话中的呈现相结合地进行了探讨。她展示了关于“恶毒继母”的传统形象如何在新闻报道和电影中延续，但她发现现代经历在以更微妙的方式重复历史：在对灰姑娘遭遇的颠覆中，正是继母发现自己因为丈夫第一段婚姻的照片而被推到了自己家庭的边缘。Mort 的诗作是一部生动的故事集，但它们也提供了逃离神话陷阱的方法：“你没有选择你的继子女。他们也没有选择你。 / 但每一天，你们都可以选择彼此相爱。”
《醉驾》(Drunken Driving) Martina Evans
CARCANET, £12.99 这部令人心惊胆战的作品是 Evans 2023 年十四行诗组诗《即将到来的事物》(The Coming Thing) 的续作，时间线推进了 10 年。伊梅尔达 (Imelda) 告别了科克 (Cork) 的朋克场景，现在成为了一名年轻的母亲，与卡尔 (Carl) 结婚，在彭顿维尔监狱 (Pentonville prison) 轮班工作，并学习开着她的红色欧宝 Astra 在伦敦穿梭。针对这种监禁环境，这些十四行诗配有摘自监狱协议、驾驶手册以及小说《德古拉》(Dracula) 的引用语：“我屏息凝听，听到楼下巨大的锁孔中传来了钥匙的磨合声，以及沉重的大门关闭的声音。” 我们立刻被投入到一个充满了危险驾驶、吸血鬼般的狱卒以及过度拥挤的世界中。这部作品充斥着肾上腺素，以酒精为燃料，并点缀着敏锐的观察，读起来就像是加强版的《监狱粥》(Porridge)。
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Jacqueline Crooks
——受托妮·莫里森的启发以及 艾雷诺森·奥科杰的灵动之作
我最早的阅读记忆 我八岁时被赠送了查尔斯·金斯利（Charles Kingsley）的《水婴》（The Water-Babies），那时我刚离开祖母的照顾，搬去和母亲及其丈夫住在一起，而我对那个男人几乎不了解。这个故事讲述的是离开一个世界，去适应另一个世界。它为我心中无法言说地感受赋予了形状，并培养了我的生存想象力：即想象超越现状的可能性。
成长过程中最喜欢的书 查尔斯·狄更斯（Charles Dickens）的《大卫·科波菲尔》（David Copperfield）。这部小说教会了我共情，并让我明白，有些关系能支撑我们，而有些则必须被抛在脑后。
青少年时期改变我的书 我在 12 或 13 岁时读了《呼啸山庄》（Wuthering Heights）。希斯克利夫（Heathcliff）令我着迷：神秘、阴郁，永远无法被完全解读。艾米莉·勃朗特（Emily Brontë）教会了我，风景本身就是一种角色。这塑造了我的写作风格：我被那些不可知的人物和在心理层面上具有生命力的地方所吸引。
改变我想法的作家 我在 40 多岁时，一位写作导师建议我在写短篇小说集《冰迁移》（The Ice Migration）时阅读《暴风雨》（The Tempest）。岛屿的设定、流离失所的主题以及对回归的渴望引起了我的共鸣，并让我意识到莎士比亚（Shakespeare）也能与我的生活对话。
让我想要成为作家的作者 我不记得托妮·莫里森（Toni Morrison）的哪部小说对我影响最大：是《最蓝的眼睛》（The Bluest Eye）、《焦油宝贝》（Tar Baby）还是《爵士》（Jazz）。她的世界既熟悉又如梦似幻，扎根于现实却又处于不可知的边缘。莫里森向我证明，黑人的生活和来自边缘世界的角色，值得在文学中被置于中心位置。她的声音让我想要寻找自己的声音。
我会反复阅读的书 我首次阅读艾雷诺森·奥科杰（Irenosen Okojie）的《裸鳃类》（Nudibranch）是在 2019 年，之后经常重读。她在语言和意象上的运用堪称非凡。这是一次关于灵动性和创造勇气的大师课。
我再也无法阅读的书 简·奥斯汀（Jane Austen）的《傲慢与偏见》（Pride and Prejudice）。我在学校学习过这本书。我一直质疑所谓的“体面政治”（respectability politics）。那种追求求婚和晚餐派对的世界让我感到压抑。我尊重奥斯汀的技巧，但我更倾向于阅读那些跨越边界的角色，而不是在社会秩序中寻找位置的角色。
成年后才发现的书 我在 2023 年发现了郭晓路的《激进》（Radical）。
郭将回忆录、哲学、视觉艺术和语言结合在一起，使用中文书法来引导读者。我钦佩其中强烈的独立精神：一个女性走出被规定好的角色，按照自己的方式追求创造力。郭写作不是为了被喜爱，而是为了突破边界。
我目前正在阅读的书 我正在阅读安迪·贝塔（Andy Beta）写的《宇宙音乐：爱丽丝·科特兰的生命、艺术与超越》（Cosmic Music: The Life, Art and Transcendence of Alice Coltrane）。科特兰（Coltrane）的音乐长期以来一直是我写作的灵感之源。
我的慰藉之书 重新阅读沃尔特·莫兹利（Walter Mosley）的《总是寡不敌众，总是火力不足》（Always Outnumbered, Always Outgunned）会给我带来一种深层的安心感。而苏格拉底·福特洛（Socrates Fortlow）这个角色如此熟悉，感觉就像家人一样。
Jacqueline Crooks 的《天空之城》（Sky City）由 Jonathan Cape 出版。
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夺走我们的注意力， 我们阅读书籍的数量 比以往任何时候都少。 娜奥米·奥尔德曼分享 她的计划，旨在让我们 重新找回阅读的乐趣
你是否觉得现在阅读比以前更难了？当然不是指阅读电子邮件、短信和社交媒体帖子更难。我们整天都在读这些。而是指更难静下心来，让自己沉浸在一本书中。你上一次坐下来，把一份周末报纸从头到尾读完是什么时候？你是否觉得你曾经拥有一个维持生命力的阅读习惯，涵盖从轻松的“爆米花”小说到严肃的非虚构作品，从经典到当代，涉及多种体裁和作家，但不知怎么地，这一切都消失了？这感觉不像是一个你做出的决定，而是一次自然而然的发生。我的感受就是这样——至少在我不愿承认的程度上是这样的。我是一名小说家，并在 BBC 主持关于思考的节目，但即使是我也发现，我的阅读量比以前减少了。阅读似乎变得更像是一种需要努力的行为，而不再像以前那样是一个稳定、持久的习惯。我讨厌这种感觉。我依然保持着
购买书籍的习惯，买书，从图书馆借书，或者收到别人寄来的书。而且我确实还在阅读。与许多人相比，我的阅读量可能依然巨大，但我知道这不如我以前读得多了。我知道时间都花到哪里去了。当然，是那些该死的手机。前几天，我与一位朋友坐在一起，他是一位医生，也是公共卫生专家——也就是说，研究那些可能让数百万人的健康略微改善的大规模干预措施。我发现自己在说：“我认为智能手机的大小和形状与一包香烟几乎一样，这绝非巧合。”我们讨论了烟草带来的极其严重的公共卫生危机是如何由廉价的大众市场香烟出现而引起的，你可以无休止地抽烟，而无需经历清理、清洗和填充烟斗的繁琐仪式，而且它们也不像雪茄那样昂贵。我们讨论了人们在第一次世界大战期间开始抽那些廉价的大众市场香烟时，并不知它们会有多么致命。我们讨论了这并不是我们的错。
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我的朋友说他也想念他规律的阅读习惯。我认为他是一个 avid reader（酷爱阅读的人），但我们是在回忆几年前的彼此。在第一次世界大战的战壕里，士兵们抽烟是为了稳定紧张的神经。在疫情期间，当我们无法面对面交谈或拥抱时，我们都粘在了智能手机上。这不是我们的错，但现在我们必须去解决它。我的朋友说，他希望有人能为阅读制定一个类似于“从沙发到5公里”(couch-to-5k) 风格的训练计划。随后，我对此无法停止思考。人们不阅读的问题已有详尽记录。显然，学生们进入大学时已无法阅读完一整本书。OECD 2024 年的一份报告发现，大多数发达国家的读写能力有所下降或停滞不前。在即将出版的《新黑暗时代》(The New Dark Ages) 一书中，詹姆斯·马里奥特追踪了由于缺乏读写能力而给社会带来的日益严重的问题。马里奥特认为，当我们不阅读时，我们越来越无法理解复杂的论点并发现其中的问题。我们往往更容易被那些带着简单口号、可以被我们重复的漫画式人物所左右。我们会相信流言并将其认真对待，而不是思考政治或商业背后的知识性观点。这是一场公共知识健康危机，而大多数政府似乎并不打算采取任何行动。是那些该死的手机，但处理手机问题意味着要与那些受 唐纳德·特朗普 保护的极富有的科技公司博弈。如果强制科技公司让我们能够以所有...的方式使用手机上的实用服务，这将是很直接的。
采取一种类似“沙发到 5 公里”(couch-to-5k) 风格的 阅读计划—— 而我对此 念念不忘
那些有害的功能被关闭了。但要实现这一点需要政治意愿。在我们等待期间，如果没有人愿意为我们这样做，那么目前，我们需要尽力为自己而做。 于是我想到了将“沙发到 5 公里”的概念引入阅读，思考如何实现。几年前，我在为我的跑步应用《僵尸，跑！》(Zombies, Run) 设计“沙发到 5 公里”计划时参与了工作，所以我了解其中的理论。当我在我的 Substack 通讯《Whatever Works》中提到这个想法时，读者们表现出了极大的热情（简直像僵尸一样扑上来）。这件事突然变得非常紧迫。再也没有时间等待了。 我们曾经生活在一个通过阅读来获取信息、寻求娱乐，或者仅仅是在等待、排队或乘车时消磨时间的世界上。嗯，我们也曾经生活在一个只能靠走路去往各地的世界上。然后我们发明了在某些方面非常实用的技术，但我们不得不采取锻炼计划，以确保生活中获得足够的运动。 这就是我们现在对待阅读的状态。 我们只需要接受这一点，并付诸行动。于是我设计了一个计划，并在我的 Substack 上发布了。为期八周，分为三条不同的路径。 这主要针对像我这样的人：记得自己曾经拥有维持生命的阅读习惯，但觉得这种习惯不知为何地消失了。
在八周的时间里，我们努力恢复到每天阅读半小时的状态，并在一周内安排两到三次较长时间的阅读。此外，还为那些时间极其有限、只想每天阅读 20 分钟的人，以及那些觉得基本还在阅读，但意识到自己在逃避想要挑战的更深奥内容的人准备了相应路径。 参与挑战的人给出的反馈极其惊人。在计划实施的第一周后，人们已经表示，由于现在早晨起来不再因为刷手机而导致大脑迷雾，他们发现早晨的例行活动进行得更快了；在压力大的时候，阅读让他们感到更平静，而不是像刷手机那样更焦虑；他们现在可以看完一部长电影而不会被诱惑去看手机。在共同努力短短两三天后，他们重新发现了被一本好书深深吸引的纯粹快乐。粉丝们还制作了自制的数字化和可打印的追踪表，以激励自己。教师们已经在询问我如何将这个想法引入学校。 发现纠正这一点竟然如此简单，真是令人兴奋。该计划目前正在运行，如果你正在阅读这段文字，加入它还不晚。只需从头开始即可。你所要做的就是放下手机，拿起一本书，阅读 10 分钟。这就是第一天。 书籍中蕴含着如此之多的快乐，而这一切依然在那里等待着我们。我们所要做的，就是从那些技术亿万富翁手中夺回它，一次一天，一天天地阅读。 详情请见 naomialderman.substack.com。
过‘完美’的 无线吸尘器？
在 Halo，我们相信我们已经将其设计出来——而且我们并非唯一这么认为的人。在下方，您可以查看媒体对屡获殊荣的 Halo Capsule 以及我们目前最强大的无线吸尘器——Capsule XR 的部分评价。
卓越性能
32V 的 Halo Capsule 提供了全尺寸有线吸尘器的性能，拥有 60 分钟的运行时间¹，以及高达 2. 升的垃圾容量——超过了市场上任何其他无线产品，且令人惊讶的是，它仅重 2.6kg。这得益于完全独特的碳纤维机身——这种材料通常用于航空和赛车运动，但现在首次应用于吸尘器——这是英国工程设计的巅峰之作。
那么聪明之处在哪里？
秘密在于 Halo 独特的 Capsule 设计，它将污垢引导至集尘袋中，远离机械结构；同时先进的 HEPA 过敏过滤系统可捕捉 99.97% 的颗粒（包括灰尘和花粉），以确保空气洁净。
更便捷的清理
无袋吸尘器可能会带来真正的麻烦——难以倾倒，且肮脏凌乱。Halo 的 Capsule 将碎片拦截在卫生集尘袋中，凭借高达 2 升的容量，您倾倒垃圾的次数更少，而且倾倒时非常干净**，因此没有尘云，没有残留污垢，也没有过滤器堵塞——仅以极佳的价格提供极佳的性能。
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适用于所有地面类型
3 种不同的功率设置意味着无论地面类型如何，您都能掌控全局。Halo 可以在地毯和硬质地面之间无缝切换，且电动刷条可根据地面覆盖物开启或关闭。橡胶轮提供了更好的表面保护。仅需 3 小时即可充满电。
宠物毛发
由于其强大的动力和巨大的容量，Halo Capsule 非常适合清理顽固的宠物毛发。我们的集尘袋可以拦截在某些其他吸尘器中会出现的毛发、异味和脏东西。刷条可完全拆卸，方便快速清洁。
可转换为手持式
Capsule 可转换为手持式，并配备一套多功能工具，用于高处、低处或缝隙清理——非常适合软装家具、楼梯甚至汽车。我们所有型号均附赠 1 年份的免费集尘袋。
Halo 见诸报道...
“Halo 的清洁能力 简直太出色了。”
“这款吸尘器在 我们所有的测试中 均获得了 100% 的得分。”
10 / 10 最强耐用 无线吸尘器。
“市场上一个令人 惊叹的无线新竞争者。”
“它在不同地面类型上的 清理效果让我们大为惊叹。”
苦 药 您是否在将钱浪费在 营养补充剂上？
镁能帮你改善睡眠吗？ 或者这些益处被夸大了？ 营养师乔西·波特 (Josie Porter) 揭秘哪些 补剂值得服用
综合维生素 综合维生素是全球使用最广泛的补剂之一——但对于大多数人来说，并没有证据表明其具有巨大益处。 迄今为止规模最大的一项试验发现，老年人每天服用综合维生素后，记忆力有轻微改善。但这种差异极小，在 20 个单词的召回测试中，仅相当于多记住了约四分之一个单词。其他结果（如情绪、免疫功能和整体健康状况）在那些已经通过食物满足营养需求的人群中，通常显示出几乎没有改善。 这并不意味着综合维生素毫无用处。在营养需求较高的人生阶段（如怀孕期），或者在摄入量或吸收率较低时，它们可能会有所帮助。但综合维生素并没有标准化，因此请咨询您的医生或营养师，了解最适合您的方案。 您最好的投资回报永远来自真实食物。目标是每天摄入水果、蔬菜、全谷类、豆类、坚果、种子、乳制品（或强化替代品）以及富含蛋白质的食物，以便为身体提供综合维生素、矿物质、纤维和植物化合物的良好组合，而这些是补剂无法完全复制的。
肌酸 肌酸最近被大肆宣传，尽管它已经存在多年了。它是一种身体自然产生化合物，不过您也可以从红肉和鱼类中获得极少量。 肌酸储存在肌肉中，在短时间的高强度运动中帮助提供能量。额外补充肌酸的效果并不显著，但如果结合良好的训练、足够的蛋白质摄入并优先考虑恢复，它可能会帮助您适度地举起更重的重量，或提高冲刺能力。 与许多可以通过改变饮食达到与补剂相似效果的营养素不同，目前还没有一种切实可行的“食物优先”方法来最大化肌酸储备。
胶原蛋白 胶原蛋白是皮肤、肌腱和结缔组织中的主要结构蛋白，其产量从 20 岁中期开始逐渐下降。 大多数胶原蛋白补剂以水解胶原蛋白肽的形式出现，这意味着蛋白质已被分解成更小、更容易溶解和消化的碎片。它们通常作为粉末销售，可以混合在饮料或食物中。几项随机对照试验表明，每天服用这些补剂约三个月，可能会使皮肤的水合作用和弹性有小幅改善，尤其是对于 40 和 50 多岁的女性。 胶原蛋白补剂在肌腱和关节健康方面也正在被研究，一些试验表明有适度改善。然而，这些最好被视为针对极特定群体（如运动相关关节损伤者或训练负荷较高者）的潜在优势，而不是万灵药，也不是“食物优先”策略的替代品。 在考虑补剂之前，至关重要的是确保您的整体蛋白质摄入量充足——对大多数人来说，每餐约为 30g——以提供组织修复和胶原蛋白生产所需的氨基酸（包括甘氨酸和脯氨酸），同时配合来自水果和蔬菜的充足维生素 C，因为这是胶原蛋白合成所必需的。
维生素 D 我们的皮肤能通过阳光产生维生素 D，但在英国，这实际上仅在 3 月下旬到 10 月初这段时间起作用，因为此时 UVB 足够强。在这些月份之外，即使是在晴朗或温暖的日子里，我们的阳光照射也太弱。这就是为什么维生素 D 低在冬季更为常见，而且在肤色较深的人、老年人、遮盖皮肤的人以及大部分时间在室内活动的人群中，全年出现低维生素 D 的可能性更高。 虽然有食物来源，但数量有限且通常无法单独满足需求，因此建议在秋季和冬季每天补充 10 微克 (400 IU)。这主要是为了骨骼健康，支持钙吸收并降低患佝偻病和骨软化症等疾病的风险。但并非越多越好——维生素 D 是脂溶性的并储存在体内，因此应避免极高剂量的摄入，因为这些会在体内积聚并可能造成伤害。
镁 镁补充剂在改善从睡眠、肌肉抽搐到血压和大脑健康等各方面方面受到了很多关注，但证据远不如营销那么令人兴奋。大多数益处体现在镁摄入量低的人群中。这一点很有意义，因为国家饮食与营养调查显示，英国许多人的摄入量低于建议水平，这很大程度上是因为坚果、种子、豆类、全谷物和叶绿蔬菜的消费量较低。这些天然高镁的食物还含有其他我们可以从中获益的关键营养素：纤维、健康脂肪、维生素 E 或铁等矿物质。 达到建议的摄入量比看起来要容易。例如，一碗加入南瓜子的粥，或者一份加入鹰嘴豆和菠菜的全麦面条，几乎可以提供你每日镁需求量的一半。
电解质 电解质补充剂含有钠、氯和钾等矿物质，有助于调节液体平衡。它们经常被宣传为每日补水必需品，但对大多数人来说，这并没有科学依据。 实际上，我们的身体会严格调节电解质，特别是我们在出汗时流失的钠。除了涉及大量液体流失的情况（如长时间耐力运动、大量出汗或疾病）外，大多数人通过食物和简单地饮用足够的水即可维持电解质平衡。大量出汗时，钠和氯是我们流失的主要电解质，而这些通常可以通过在饮食或饮料中加盐来补充，这比使用补充剂便宜得多。作为一个粗略的指南，在大量出汗期间，钠的流失量大约相当于每小时 1g 到 3 g 的盐，这大致相当于两小撮到半茶匙之间。
Omega-3 在英国，大多数人未能达到每周至少食用一份油鱼的建议，油鱼含有至关重要的 omega-3，包括二十碳五烯酸 (EPA) 和二十二碳六烯酸 (DHA)，以及蛋白质、碘、硒和维生素 D。良好的来源包括鲭鱼、三文鱼、鳟鱼、沙丁鱼和凤尾鱼。 我们也可以从植物来源获取 omega-3，称为 alpha-亚麻酸 (ALA)，但这是一种效率较低的满足需求的方式，因为向 EPA 和 DHA 的转化有限。对于不吃鱼的人，基于藻类的 omega-3 补充剂可以是一个实用的替代方案。请检查标签上的 EPA 和 DHA 水平是否充足，目标是两者合计约为 250-500 mg。
南非醉茄 (Ashwagandha) 南非醉茄是一种在阿育吠陀医学中具有悠久历史的草药补充剂。关于其有效性最强有力的证据与压力相关。服用南非醉茄的人经常报告
在压力和睡眠质量方面有所改善，同时皮质醇水平降低了约 10-30%。但这些研究中的大多数人起初并没有高水平的皮质醇。而且，由于皮质醇在一天之中自然上升和下降，并在体内发挥重要作用，因此在皮质醇已经处于正常范围时进一步降低它，是否具有任何实质性的长期健康益处尚不明确。 在转向补充剂之前，值得记住的是，规律饮食且摄入足够的蛋白质和纤维有助于为大脑和身体提供稳定的能量，并维持更稳定的血糖水平，这有助于对抗能量低谷、易怒以及突然产生的“饥饿愤怒感”（hanger）。
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纤维（洋车前子壳或混合物） 纤维补充剂在特定情况下很有用，特别是用于症状管理。有充分的证据表明，洋车前子壳对便秘和腹泻均有效，且在改善与心脏健康相关的胆固醇水平方面有适度效果。 除了这些针对性用途外，当我们从多种植物性食物中获取纤维时，往往能获得更多益处。包括来自“美国肠道项目”（American Gut Project）数据在内的大规模观察性研究发现，每周食用 30 种或更多不同植物性食物与更高的肠道微生物群多样性相关。 这可能是因为像水果、蔬菜、坚果、种子和全谷物这样的天然植物食物在提供纤维的同时，还提供了一系列其他化合物（包括多酚），而这些在单一的补充剂中是不存在的。你不需要死磕 30 种这个数字，因为还需要更多研究来证实这个数值。只需专注于尽可能多地食用植物。
铁 铁是一种必需矿物质，最常在经期女性、耐力运动员和遵循植物基饮食的人群中缺乏。它在氧气运输、能量产生和认知功能中起关键作用，因此当水平较低时，你能感觉到明显影响。 即便如此，疲劳等症状可能是由许多不同因素引起的，因此血液检测至关重要，因为铁的摄入量并非越多越好。过高摄入可能会导致胃肠道副作用，如便秘、恶心和腹部不适，在极少数情况下可能导致铁过载。 通过食用红肉、鱼类和禽类，以及在扁豆、豆类、豆腐和强化谷物中寻找植物基铁，来降低缺乏风险。植物来源的铁较难被吸收，但将其与富含维生素 C 的食物（如红椒和猕猴桃）巧妙搭配，可将吸收率提高高达 300%。例如，尝试番茄豆子吐司，或加入草莓的隔夜藜麦。
《如何不依赖补充剂：营养师的真实食物生存指南》（How Not to Take Supplements: A Dietician’s Guide to Thriving on Real Food），作者 Josie Porter，现由 Ebury 出版发行。如需购买，售价 £16.19，请访问 guardianbookshop.com
• 长期以来，你的大部分营养需求可以通过一个简单的重复结构来满足：一种蛋白质（用于维护和修复）；两种不同颜色的植物（提供微量营养素和纤维）；一种富含纤维的淀粉类碳水化合物（提供能量）；两种风味增强剂，如草本植物和香料（提供多酚）；以及一种脂肪来源（用于维生素吸收）。这一框架能帮你快速判断一餐是否大致均衡，而无需追踪、衡量或优化每一个细节。 • 在每周购物时，通过轮换三到五种蛋白质来源——如鸡蛋、酸奶或开菲尔（kefir）、鸡肉或火鸡、豆腐或天贝、鱼类以及豆类或扁豆——以实现蛋白质的多样化。这也能提供不同维生素、矿物质和化合物的平衡。 • 打造一个色彩丰富的冷冻库，因为冷冻水果、蔬菜和草本植物通常更便宜，营养密度同样高，且无需准备。例如，将芒果块拌入酸奶，在沙拉或米饭碗中加入毛豆，在燕麦粥上点缀覆盆子，将菠菜搅入酱汁，或将混合蔬菜拌入蛋炒谷物中。 • 目标是每周尝试一种新食材、新食谱或新餐点组合。小量且重复地接触不同食物，是自然增加饮食多样性并扩大微量营养素摄入最简单的方法之一。
“我开玩笑说我们应该加入年轻人的 夜店之行。但我们没去”
Richard 63, 通信顾问
你的期待是什么？ 能与一位有趣、聪明且随和的人进行轻松的交谈。
第一印象？ Katrina 到达后，我对相亲的忐忑感就消失了。她看起来很美，很热情，交谈立刻就进入了状态。
你们聊了什么？ 我们成年后的孩子。跑步。旅行。以及我们对咖啡机的痴迷。
最尴尬的时刻？ 我以为 Katrina 还在慢慢喝她的餐后薄荷茶，所以当她说“我们要结束今晚的行程吗？”时，我愣了一下。
餐桌礼仪好吗？ 无可挑剔。
Katrina 最好的地方？ 她是一个非常优秀的陪伴者。
你会把 Katrina 介绍给你的朋友吗？ 会。我相信她能与大多数人相处得很好。
用三个词描述 Katrina 冷静，热情，开朗。
你认为 Katrina 对你的印象如何？ 她对我说的几件事笑了，而且我们有很多共同点，所以我想她觉得我很好相处。
你们之后还去了别的地方吗？ 当我们离开餐厅，看到酒吧外排队的年轻人时，我开玩笑说我们应该加入他们的夜店之行。但我们没去。
那么……你们接吻了吗？ 没有。
如果可以改变当晚的一件事，你会改变什么？ 没有。我和一位可爱的女士共度了一个愉快的夜晚，我认为没有什么可以改进的了。
如果可以改变当晚的一件事，你会改变什么？ 老实说，没多少。我非常享受这个夜晚，对于一次相亲来说，它超出了我的预期。
10 分满分打几分？ 强有力的 8 分。
你们会再次见面吗？ 我非常享受 Katrina 的陪伴，我们聊了很多，也笑了很多。所以，当然会。
Katrina 60, 全科医生 (GP)
你的期待是什么？ 终于遇到那个“对的人”。
第一印象？ 有礼貌，随和，且低调帅气。
你们聊了什么？ 对咖啡的挑剔——我们的咖啡机（型号一样），最好的咖啡豆，以及我们的孩子也渴望拥有同一台机器。
最尴尬的时刻？ 迟到。
餐桌礼仪好吗？ 无可挑剔。体贴周到，且绝不过分强势。
Richard 最好的地方？ 他是个极佳的交谈者。
你会把 Richard 介绍给你的朋友吗？ 当然。
用三个词描述 Richard 热情，真诚，有礼貌。
你认为 Richard 对你的印象如何？ 我希望他认为我是热情、平易近人且迷人的。
你们之后还去了别的地方吗？ 没有。我们看了看对面夜店，但一致认为那是不可能发生的。
那么……你们接吻了吗？ 没有。只是一个礼貌且相当正式的告别。
10 分满分打几分？ 9 / 10。
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征服 读书会吗？ 我肯定 能把它 搞散……
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Becky Barnicoat 论千禧一代的生活
我妻子的目标是让 我们读书会的 每一个人都相信 读书会的第一条准则 是：绝不允许 蒂姆挑选书籍。在多次尝试 将我踢出读书会失败后， 她决定对我参与讨论 施加限制，让我的会员 身份看起来像是二等公民。 “你不被允许挑选，因为 你根本就不在读书会里，” 她对我说道。“你就像个吉祥物。” “你在说什么？”我说。 “我才是读书会跳动的心脏。” 事实上，并没有所谓的 读书会第一准则。不过， 确实存在一项长期协议， 根据该协议，我的建议 比任何其他人的权重都低。 这部分是因为我是唯一的男性， 且我的观点有时与大多数人的 口味相悖；部分原因是 唯一一次由我挑选的书时， 每个人都厌恶至极，包括我自己。 但那时起已经过去一年多了， 在一个我和妻子在厨房 主持读书会的夜晚， 我觉得自己准备好再次尝试了。 去年我开始记录读过书的清单， 因为我总是记不住书名， 即使是最近读的也一样。 当需要一个稳妥、无可挑剔的 选择时，我就会去这份清单中 寻找灵感。 “选本经典如何？”在轮到 选择的时候，我漫不经心地说道。 今晚讨论的书得到了普遍好评， 每个人都处于一种能体会 读书会意义的心情中。 “我准备好读本经典了，” 尼古拉说。 我想到的那本书确实是 一部经典，一个世纪前的 公认杰作，但同时也足够冷门， 让我相当确定没有其他人读过。 我的大儿子把它推荐给我， 接着我又推荐给了他的弟弟。 我们一致认为：这是一部神作。 “《大主教之死》？” 艾玛带着怀疑地问道。 “相信我，”我说。“这是一部神作。” “讲什么的？”尼古拉问。 “讲一个大主教，他死了，”我说。 “剧透警告，”我妻子说。 “但实际上它关乎一切，” 我说。 “就选它吧，”萨什说。 三周后，我一大早醒来， 发现妻子正从她的 Kindle 电子书 上方盯着我看，仿佛 我做了什么极其可怕的事情。 在记忆中搜寻近期的罪行， 我觉得自己没做错什么。 但她依然在盯着我。 “怎么了？”我说。 “我讨厌这本书，”她说。 “愚蠢的牧师骑着驴四处跑。 全程都是这样吗？” “我的意思是，设定大概就是这样，”我说。 两天后的下午，当我坐在 办公室小屋里时，我产生了一种 诡异的感觉，觉得有人在讨论我。 我穿过花园，发现妻子正在交谈
我早早醒来，发现 妻子正从她的 Kindle 上方盯着我看，仿佛 我做了什么极其可怕的事情
到厨房中间那个。 “管它叫什么，”她说。 “《死亡降临在那个该死的大主教身上》。” “你不喜欢它？”他说。 “我还没读完，”她说。 “因为我讨厌它。” “我去年读过，”他说。 “绝对是个神作，对吧？”我说。 “‘神作’可能不是我会选择的词，”他说。“节奏相当慢，没发生什么大事。” “我们达成共识了，”我说。“神作。” 接下来的周四，我们来到艾玛家参加下一期的读书会。通常，晚上早些时候会被一些初步的话题占据：当地的八卦、家庭琐事、最近的假期。 但这次不同。 “我讨厌这本书，”我妻子说。 “我爱死这本书了！”苏齐说。 “我也讨厌它，”艾玛说。 我妻子提出了她的异议，理由是书中太多骑驴旅途的描写。苏齐则带着深情地一声呼喊，列出了所有驴的名字。 “哈，”我说。“我忘了那些驴的名字了。” 讨论变得激烈起来。《死亡降临在那个该死的大主教身上》将读书会分成了两派。但随着某些关键情节被详细讲述，我陷入了沉默。弗兰建议，考虑到大家情绪如此激烈，我也许愿意为我的选择辩护。 “我不能，”我说。“我读过它，大概是一年半以前的事了。” “你的意思是，你没有重读一遍？”她说。 “为什么要重读？”我说。“作为选书人的意义就在于可以白嫖一次。” “看到了吧？”我妻子说。“这就是为什么他永远不被允许选书的原因。”
建议 建议
在我这里居住期间， 我哥哥是否应该 停止霸占 我的客厅？
采访：乔治娜·劳顿 (Georgina Lawton)
丹妮拉 (Daniella) 认为西穆斯 (Seamus) 应该 更加体谅——这是我的 客厅，我想 能够使用它
我的弟弟西穆斯在我公寓里住了六周。他是一名教师，去年曾在我就职期间住过一段时间，随后搬到了迪拜。他之前住在我的这里时，我们分担账单和房贷，这对我这个自由职业者来说帮助很大，因为当时我处境困难。在父母卖掉房子后，他需要一个住处，于是我把客厅改成了他的卧室。在他搬走后，我重新将其作为客厅使用。现在，他回来探亲访友。为了他的入住，我买了一张沙发床，花了我 £400 。虽然我喜欢他在这里，但之间产生了一些紧张关系。西穆斯立刻开始改变公寓里的东西。他调高了淋浴温度，导致我被烫伤。他把切菜板移回了他以前存放的位置。他拿走了我正在使用的备用钥匙，导致我被锁在门外。我习惯在午夜左右睡觉，但西穆斯想在 10.30 睡觉。第一晚，他在晚上 9 .55 就要求去睡觉，这意味着我必须离开房间，停止观看我正在看的节目。我大发雷霆。他说：“我累了，我也应该拥有自己的空间。”但这已经不再是他的房间了。而且他也不是刚下飞机——他之前一直住在朋友家。并不是我不想让他住在这，但他需要明白，为了接待他，我放弃了自己的空间。我确实很感激西穆斯在住在我的这里时帮忙打理公寓。他帮我给花浇水，做一些杂事。他不邋遢，但我必须要求他每天早上把沙发床收起来，这样我晚上才能使用房间。他不再是房客，但也不太像客人。我觉得要求他出钱不公平，但如果他主动提供，我也不会拒绝。他没有账单或开支，且在国外的房租已付清。重新回到 24 / 7 全天候与他人同住需要很大的适应。我是单身，而且我已经开始享受独处的时间。是我太自私，还是我的恼怒是合理的？
Seamus 我尽量减少干扰。如果丹妮拉不想接待客人，她就不应该提出邀请。
我回来后需要个住处，而且我宁愿住在姐姐那里，也不愿住在父母家，他们已经搬到乡下去了。我觉得丹妮拉有点不高兴，因为我最初说会在两家之间来回住，但对我来说住在同一个地方更方便。我知道她为此牺牲了客厅，所以我确保离开时把房间恢复原样，并且每天早晨收拾床单和沙发床。我也试着在公寓里帮衬。我做过饭，买过食物，还打理过花园。我也买了一些东西——比如，我装了一些搁板。我猜，如果她的经济状况没那么拮据，她就不会那么焦虑，而且由于我没有支出或账单，我能理解她为什么希望我能分担一些。我不介意分担账单，但她没说想要多少。去年，搬进来对我们双方都有意义：我没地方去，而她需要一个合租人来帮她支付账单。我支付了约 £900，这仅略低于她每月 £1,875 的房贷和账单总支出的一半。我回来时并没有打算改变现状。我调整了淋浴的水温设置，因为我喜欢热水，然后忘了调回去——那是无意的。至于移动切菜板，我根本没意识到。我怎么知道自上次我在这里之后，她挪动了东西的位置？当她因为我为了睡觉而把她从客厅“赶”出去而对我生气时，我很困惑，因为她说在我停留期间这个房间是我的。她要么想要我在这，要么不想要。如果你说某人可以在你家做客，那么在不方便的时候你不能反悔。我已经将就寝时间调整到晚上 11pm 左右，这样效果更好。而且丹妮拉说，如果她想看时间较晚的节目，她会提前通知我。我认为这将有助于我们在接下来的六周内和谐共处。
（卫报读者）
Seamus 是否应该停止这种游手好闲的状态？
如果 Seamus 想要自己的空间，他就应该付钱去别的地方住。能够免费住宿，让丹妮拉看她的电视节目是一笔很小的代价。他应该努力适应她的生活方式——包括弄清楚切菜板放在哪里！ Phoebe，24 岁
Seamus 需要改进他的沟通方式。即使他之前住在这里，但现在不住了，应该采取相应的行为。更改淋浴设置和在没打招呼的情况下拿钥匙是极大的越权行为。然而，丹妮拉在早睡这件事上应该做出妥协。 Aleah，30 岁
住在别人的家里，即使是家庭成员，也是一种特权。那是他们的家，不是你的。如果你有不同的睡眠习惯，11pm 的妥协方案听起来很合理。丹妮拉收取房租（共同商议）以及 Seamus 不擅自改变东西位置，这是公平的。 Maggie，59 岁
丹妮拉需要记住，善意之举不能带有附加条件。Seamus 要求在晚上拥有自己的空间是合理的，而且他已经尽力做一个好客人了。假设丹妮拉的节目是在流媒体服务上播放的，她总可以用其他设备观看。 Ellie，29 岁
丹妮拉很友善地欢迎她的弟弟住在家里，但双方似乎没有就她的预期进行过讨论。接待客人六周时间很长，因此他们拥有自己的空间并设定界限至关重要。 Saeid，38 岁
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有罪（Seamus，你没有回旋余地了） 3
无罪（丹妮拉并不是一个最完美的东道主） 2
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关于我们性生活的真实故事
“说实话， 托马斯 已婚 这个事实 让这件事 变得更刺激”
薇薇安，61 “如果你不用它，你就会失去它，”我的姐姐在我离婚两年后对我说道。“去买个震动器什么的吧。”就在那时，在我 50 多岁的时候，我开始尝试第一次自慰。我经历了一次性觉醒：我人生中第一次达到了高潮，开始听关于性的播客，并且比以往任何时候都更有欲望。大约在那段时间，我和托马斯开始通过短信调情。 说实话，托马斯仍然已婚这个事实让这件事变得更刺激。我通过告诉自己他和他的妻子已经多年没有性生活来使其合理化。他告诉我他对我有感觉，但是我采取了第一次行动。 在托马斯最终与妻子分居的七个月前，我们第一次发生了性行为。我以为这只是一次性的。我无法想象我们将成为一对情侣，但我知道我们会很快乐。在此之前，我从未与一个在意我快感的人在一起过。 在我的婚姻中，性生活是乏味且平淡的，是我们周六晚上才会做的事情。自从绝经以及与托马斯在一起后，我对性的兴趣高得多。如果由我决定，我们每隔一天就会做一次，但实际情况更像是每周两次。一旦托马斯有时间恢复，我会说：
“已经过了几天了……”但我的欲望是反应性的，我不习惯由我发起。 自从我们在一起后，托马斯的性欲有所下降，我担心这种情况会继续下去。我们的驱动力可能没有那么大差异，但对我来说，性意味着连接和安慰。当他达到高潮时，我觉得很完整。如果托马斯发起，这会让我确信我没有太老，我仍然有吸引力，他仍然渴望我。
托马斯，58 十四年前，在与妻子和孩子搬到新区域后，我加入了一个游泳俱乐部。我记得走在泳池甲板上时注意到了薇薇安。她身体健康，友好，并且照顾他人的方式让我觉得很有吸引力。在她提到她的丈夫必须在晚上 8 点回家看节目后，我地想象他们的性生活并不好。我幻想在白天他工作时去他们家，与她发生性关系。 我们第一次接吻——在我开车送她回家后在薇薇安门前——我感到一种温暖的刺痛感。这是我近八年来与他人最亲密的性接触。但我们第一次发生性行为时并不太顺利。那是五月，我建议去湖里游泳，想象那样会有某种感官上的快感。我们尝试在淋浴中暖身，我很喜欢她湿润、光滑、滑溜的皮肤的感觉，但随后我们移到床上，床单粘在了我们潮湿的身体上。我无法维持勃起。尽管像面条一样软，但这感觉不像是一次失败——我们对此付之一笑。 我的性驱动力比以前低。我难以保持硬度，且在性行为后需要几天时间来充电。薇薇安认为这意味着她在某些方面有所欠缺，但与她无关——是因为我累了。 在我的前妻不再享受性生活后，我变得尴尬，不敢表达我的性欲。我在床上穿睡衣，背对着她翻身。但即使是薇薇安沉浸在我怀抱中的方式，也展示了她如何渴望我，这让我感到在表达性欲时很自在。 我对性欲的丧失感到悲伤——我想念我的青春，以及那时勃起是多么容易。但非性的亲密感填充了性留下的空间，所以我并不感到沮丧。 讲述给奥利维亚·拉丹伊 (Olivia Ladanyi)
您和您的伴侣愿意匿名分享你们性生活的故事吗？ 请发送电子邮件至 sexlives@theguardian.com，简要描述你们的行为。
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改变英国 城市公共空间的 园丁们
文字：马特·柯林斯 (Matt Collins)
在英国日益城市化的景观中，绿色空间——从城市公园到社区花园和配给地——的重要性是不言而喻的。英国公共卫生局报告称，经常接触绿色空间可以减轻压力，改善身心健康和身体素质；而自然历史博物馆则强调了绿色空间在冷却城市基础设施和减少污染方面的价值。功能完备的城市依赖于功能完备的绿化，然而这些至关重要的环境的维护依然岌岌可危。由于公园和绿地被归类为“非法定服务”，地方当局继续削减其资金，日益依赖志愿者团体来进行维护。
主张变革的一个重要声音来自“关怀而非资本” (Care Not Capital) 的约翰·利特尔 (John Little)。这是一家社区利益公司，为在公共领域工作的园艺师提供免费培训，使他们能够对其维护的空间以及管理这些空间的决策者产生更大的影响。利特尔表示：“除非有人照看，否则绿色空间是不可持续的。然而在公共领域，投资通常集中在基础设施上——过度设计的景观和奢华的建筑——而很少关注持续的维护。”他认为，对专业园艺师的投资将带来远超园艺维护本身的积极结果，从生物多样性的增加和气候危机的缓解，到更好的社区参与以及反社会行为的减少。
利特尔于去年与花园设计师苏珊娜·格兰特 (Susanna Grant) 合作成立了“关怀图书而非资本”，招募专家在他备受赞誉的埃塞克斯郡希尔德罗普 (Hilldrop) 花园举办的一系列学习日中提供免费培训。2025 年的首届课程共有 18 名专业公共空间园艺师在栖息地创建、生物多样性调查和社区参与方面提升了技能。“通过培训园艺师以更具创意、生态和生物多样性的方式工作，我们让绿色空间更具吸引力，更具包容性，对他们的社区更有价值。”
“关怀而非资本”的很多灵感源自利特尔在 21 世纪初担任伦敦东部哈克尼 (Hackney) 一个社会住房小区的承包商时的经历。在与兄弟一起维护该小区此前被忽视的绿地时，利特尔看到了一个充满热情且富有创意的园艺师如何产生出乎意料的效果。他说：“起初，我们只是想让这个地方看起来有人在照顾。”但通过倾听该小区多样化居民对绿地的实际需求，最终促使利特尔播种野花，创建 60 块新的食物种植配给地，并种植具有不同族裔居民文化价值的特定果树和灌木，包括 the medlars（欧洲山楂）和葡萄藤。他告诉我，这带来了居民之间多得多的互动。“园艺师的角色对场所和人都能产生如此巨大的影响。如果一个空间得到照顾，一切都会改善。”
随着“关怀而非资本”现在完成了第二年的培训，我采访了四位正在改变当地社区的公共空间园艺师。
无障碍环境 凯蒂·梅里顿 (Katy Merrington)，赫普沃斯-韦克菲尔德 (The Hepworth Wakefield) 当位于韦克菲尔德的赫普沃斯画廊决定将其门口的荒地转变为一个所有人都能进入的华丽公共花园时，雇用了
赫普沃斯-韦克菲尔德 (Hepworth Wakefi eld) 旁花园中色彩斑斓的多年生植物
希琳·钟-布莱克 (Shereen Chung-Blake)（右侧）和一名志愿者在伦敦坎伯韦尔三角社区花园 (Camberwell Triangle community garden)
配备一名专业的全职园艺师是核心优先事项。凯蒂·梅里顿 (Katy Merrington) 的头衔是“文化园艺师”，她在花园于 2019 年开放时就已就职：这是一幅由色彩斑斓的多年生植物组成的四季织锦，其间穿插着由景观设计师汤姆·斯图尔特-史密斯 (Tom Stuart-Smith) 设计的曲折小径和休息空间。梅里顿带领一支志愿者团队，经常出现在花园中，这里已成为一个激发灵感、休养身心和社交互动的场所。
“赫普沃斯的目标之一是激励当地产生积极的变化，”梅里顿告诉我。“因此，在城市中拥有这样一个顶级且免费开放的花园是非常美妙的——这类花园通常会收取入场费，或者需要开车才能到达。”
谢菲尔德大学在 2019 年进行的一项研究发现，园艺师在场会让访客在利用绿地时感到更安全、更舒适。梅里顿对此表示赞同：“你的存在让这个地方有了生活气息；人们喜欢看到你在那里工作。该研究还证明，维护不善的公共公园会对健康结果产生不利影响——一个充满垃圾的公园无法提升你的精神状态，但如果它得到了良好的照料，对健康的正面影响将是非常显著的。”
杰森·英格拉姆 (JASON INGR AM)；阿拉斯泰尔·约翰斯通 (AL ASTAIR JOHNSTONE) / 气候视觉 (CLIMATE VISUALS)；吉尔·米德 (JILL MEAD) / 《卫报》
生物多样性 本尼·霍克斯比 (Benny Hawksbee)，伦敦伊甸自然花园 (Eden Nature Garden) 园艺师本尼·霍克斯比照看伊甸自然花园，这是伦敦南部克拉珀姆 (Clapham) 的一个公共口袋公园。霍克斯比受雇于圣保罗教堂（花园位于该教堂 grounds 内），他将这个空间打造成为人类与野生动物的避风港，从雀鹰到独居挖掘蜂均有栖息。他说：“对于伦敦 2 区来说，这里的物种清单相当酷。我们记录到了英国第二例来自美洲的细腰蜂 (Isodontia mexicana) 现身。”
定期打理这个空间让他能够尝试提供栖息地（“增加叶堆、茎束、静止水体”等），并使用公民科学应用程序 iNaturalist 和 iRecord 来监测花园的生物多样性。“园艺师是记录野生动物的最佳人选，因为他们每周都在同一个地方培育和观察。久而久之，他们记录的数据量甚至可能超过昆虫学家和生态学家。”
欧文·海曼 (Owen Hayman)（左侧）正在参与谢菲尔德创新的“灰色转绿色” (Grey to Green) 计划
本尼·霍克斯比在伦敦克拉珀姆的伊甸自然花园
社区 希琳·钟-布莱克 (Shereen Chung-Blake)，伦敦 在伦敦南部的坎伯韦尔一个市政住宅区，居民希琳·钟-布莱克将公共绿化掌握在自己手中，将一片废弃的公共草坪转变为繁荣的社区花园和配给地。“以前这里只有草，而且有很多反社会行为，”她告诉我。“树林被用来训练恶霸犬，还有非法倾倒垃圾的情况。”
最初，钟-布莱克——她是“未来园艺师”课程的项目协调员（这是一个针对就业困难人群的免费园艺培训计划）——试图通过南华克区 (Southwark) 的“配给地扩张保证”计划为五个蔬菜种植床申请市政资金。“我挨家挨户敲门，最终成功争取到足够多的人参与并启动项目。”
那是 2023 年；现在的花园里充满了鸟鸣和飞舞的蝴蝶；这里有一个池塘，一个雨水收集棚，以及在原配给地基础上显著扩建的区域。随着花园的……
现任经理 Chung-Blake 在周末和晚上自愿在花园里工作。她说：“有了绿地，你就需要有人来领导并保持这种前进的动力。”
“但这个花园对社区凝聚力产生了切实的影响。它认可了居住在这里的许多人的文化丰富性，对他们来说，种植食物是其文化的一部分。当我隔墙与人们交谈时，我经常听到：‘哦，我以前在我的国家就种这个，’或者‘这让我想起了家。’这个地方正变得像一座食物森林，真的很特别。”
气候危机缓解 欧文·海曼，绿产地 (the Green Estate)，谢菲尔德
谢菲尔德市议会的“灰转绿” (Grey to Green) 计划是城市绿化的领先范例。该计划是为了应对 2007 年的严重洪涝灾害而构思的，一英里的可持续排水系统 (SuDS) 种植床可捕获雨水径流，在缓解日益波动的气候影响的同时，在市中心提供了一条绿色廊道。该计划包含复杂的生态种植，由绿产地 (the Green Estate) 负责维护，这是一家专注于城市和环境再生的社会企业。
绿产地的园艺创新经理欧文·海曼告诉我：“‘灰转绿’的核心在于管理洪水，但随后它还带来了生物多样性和经济再生的益处，以及绿色交通路线、步行和骑行。园艺师们了解种植所发挥的所有不同功能，并帮助支持这些功能——但这需要时间、观察和知识。”
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除了 连身衣，我认为在出演《叛徒》(The Traitors) 时，我并没有穿着任何特别具有突破性的衣服。我只是觉得男装时尚的门槛太低了，以至于当我穿着一件厚实的薄荷绿毛衣和一条高腰牛仔裤——这可能是我拥有的所有造型中最中规中矩的一个——出现在电视上时，似乎成了一种启示。当时没有造型预算，所以我穿的大部分衣服都来自我的衣橱。
我对个人风格的探索始于我在苏格兰西北海岸外的刘易斯岛 (Isle of Lewis) 上小学的时候。当我开始尝试时尚时，我意识到自己与其他男孩不同。从小我就开始卷起裤脚，而且我对班上女孩们穿什么显然更感兴趣。
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我对服装的选择。我清晰地记得前往大陆购物的经历——在轮渡上花三个小时，然后坐 90 分钟的巴士去因弗内斯。我每半年一次对 Topman 的造访感觉就像是一次宗教体验。
我记得最早买的东西之一是一件灰黑条纹的开襟羊毛衫。它只是一件简单的羊毛衫，但当我穿着它去学校时，我被骂得体无完肤。那时候男孩不穿羊毛衫。我记得当时感到很沮丧，因为我如此热爱的东西——时尚——竟然给我带来了这么多痛苦。
到了 16 或 17 岁时，想要掩饰真实的自我几乎变得不可能。在另一次前往大陆的旅行中，我买了我第一条紧身牛仔裤，这在 2000 年代的刘易斯岛是非常前卫的。我从未在父母面前穿过我的紧身裤。晚上和朋友出去时，我会把它们装在袋子里，出家门后再换上。我希望当时能意识到，我所做的事情，许多异性恋男性在很多年后也会做。
18 岁时，我进入了格拉斯哥大学。身处一个每个人都能买到同样衣服的城市，意味着我不再独特。就在那时我发现了古着（vintage）。（而且我当时是个典型的没钱的学生，二手店更便宜。）商业街上的所有东西都那么平淡，棕色、米色、白色，而我开始看到所有这些古着夏威夷衬衫和极具特色的高腰裤。对我来说，60、70 和 80 年代是对印花、色彩和戏剧感的盛大庆祝。我仍然记得自己非常喜欢一套 70 年代的淡蓝色西装，但它要 £50——远远超出了我的预算。十五年后，我依然希望当时买了它。
一旦我确定了自己的造型，我就再也没有回头。这种风格相当独特，我喜欢在参加派对时永远不必担心有人穿得和我一样。我喜欢带有尖领或泡泡袖的古着衬衫，以及带有漂亮喇叭口的古着裤子，以增加戏剧感。当我开始穿高腰裤时，人们叫我西蒙·考威尔（Simon Cowell），但我认为这就是我应有的样子。
准备参加《叛徒》（The Traitors）节目时，压力最大的部分与我是否会成为叛徒或忠诚者，以及我能走多远完全无关。而是：我到底该穿什么？我认为人们可以通过你的穿着判定很多关于你的信息，全都是快评。
尽管如此，我的目标从来不是为了激励一支穿着宽腿裤的男性大军；我只是想展现最真实的自己。但自从节目播出以来，有这么多男人在社交媒体上给我发信息寻求服装建议，我打算在接下来的三篇专栏中分享我的技巧。所以请继续关注，从剪裁到婚礼着装，以及——你猜对了——连体裤。
杰斯·卡特纳-莫利（Jess Cartner-Morley）休假中
造型助理：夏洛特·戈纳尔（CHARLOTTE GORNALL）。妆造：阿灵顿艺术家公司的爱丽丝·西奥博尔（ALICE THEOBALD），使用夏洛特蒂尔伯里（CHARLOTTE TILBURY）和 Living Proof 产品。古着针织上衣，£40.44，Depop 上的 SWEET_MARIANNE。牛仔裤，£375，ELV DENIM。项链，£225，DOWER & HALL。靴子，£350，PHIX。耳环，斯蒂芬自备。
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都在询问 眼下 遮瑕膏： 这些是 最适合 35 岁以上人士的
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35 岁以上女性 最常问的 化妆问题 是这个：什么样的 眼下遮瑕膏 才不会让 细线和皱纹 看起来像干涸的粉块且干燥？ 我保证会解答这些问题的。但 首先，我必须说准备工作是关键——干燥、 脱皮的皮肤在 化妆后只会看起来更明显，因此 眼下区域应首先通过良好的 保湿护肤流程 进行补水和平滑。 只有这样，遮瑕膏才能 开始发挥 提亮和 遮盖的作用。 Givenchy 的 Prisme Libre 护肤遮瑕膏 (£37) 是我最推荐给 四十多岁及以上人群的，无论肤质如何。 它达到了完美的平衡，既具有 保湿和柔嫩效果，但又 不会因为过于滋润而导致产品滑动， 无法提供持久的遮盖力——它的质地恰到好处。它在面部和眼下区域一样有效，且能全天保持清新妆感。
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Glossier 的遮瑕膏质地极其像黄油般顺滑且舒适，几乎感觉像是在涂抹眼霜。
对于干性肌肤，更具保湿力的是 Dior 的 Forever Skin Correct (£35)。我已经使用了这款产品很多年，它是一个罕见的“神作”：一款能提供全覆盖且持久，同时又不会加剧干燥的遮瑕膏。此外，它的色号范围也考虑得非常周到。
如果你希望覆盖力与保湿力的比例更倾向于后者，Glossier 的 Stretch Balm Concealer (£22) 的质地极其像黄油般顺滑且舒适，几乎感觉像是在涂抹眼霜。它的色素含量比上述产品低，但如果黑眼圈对你来说不是大问题，那么这无关紧要。
在覆盖力和保湿力方面提供稍微更多选择的是 NYX 优秀的 Bare With Me Concealer Serum (£9.99)。如果你不介意泵瓶设计（这不是我的最爱），它的质地非常迷人——轻盈、流畅且易于涂抹。妆效平滑、修饰感强且看起来非常自然。对于任何人来说，这都是一款性价比极高的遮瑕膏。
那些眼周天生出油的人可能会觉得这些产品过于滋润，而希望更多地关注“柔焦”效果。Charlotte Tilbury 的 Airbrush Flawless Blur Concealer (£31) 表现卓越（且至今为止是她的最佳之作），提供了极高的覆盖力——少量即可使用很长时间——并且呈现出柔软的哑光妆效，没有厚重感或干燥感。这种效果在所有肤质上都很漂亮，但在我看来，对于有更多纹理需要处理的熟龄肌肤尤其有效。
定妆非常重要。我拒绝那些关于“绝不能在熟龄肌肤上使用散粉”的过时教条。简直是胡说。现代散粉有助于而非阻碍定妆效果。用一把小巧蓬松的刷子轻轻蘸取散粉，拍在遮瑕膏上进行定妆，以防止产生细纹。
是真的吗…… 冰水淋浴是 在炎热夜晚 降温的最佳方式？
又是一个黏腻的夏夜。你太热了，无法入睡。冰冷的淋浴肯定是降温并更快入睡的最佳方式吧？波茨茅斯大学人体与应用生理学教授 Mike Tipton 表示，事实并非如此。
“如果你正试图入睡，你最不该做的事情就是洗一个冰冷的淋浴，”他说。冷水浸入的冲击会导致身体产生肾上腺素和皮质醇，这些压力激素旨在让我们保持警觉。“这几乎是你睡前最不想要的状态。”
冷水浸入还会影响血液循环，而这是身体调节体温的主要方式之一。当我们太热时，皮肤附近的血管会扩张，温暖的血液流向表面，热量随之释放到空气中。
极冷的水会触发相反的反应：身体通过减少循环并关闭流向皮肤的血流来保护体温。“这样做的结果是你将热量困在了身体内部。” Tipton 说，热量最终会排出，但从身体核心转移到皮肤再进入空气所需的时间更长。
在血液循环崩溃的严重中暑情况下，冰冷的水是有用的。“在这种情况下，将患者浸入极冷的水中是排出体内热量的最佳方法，”他说。但对于只想在睡前降温的人来说，温水淋浴更有效，因为它允许血液流向皮肤，从而使热量能被轻轻带走。
理想的温度因人而异，但可能在 20 摄氏度中高区间，而冰冷淋浴的温度则在 10 摄氏度以下。 Kate Lloyd
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拥有极佳的美食、文化和建筑， 且今年它还被评为联合国教科文组织世界图书之都 翻页：启发我旅行的书籍 拉巴特：章节与细节
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我第一本心甘情愿阅读的书是《布里吉特·琼斯的日记》。那时我 19 岁。 在那之前，我并不怎么爱读书。 我更喜欢足球，或者《海滩救护队》，或者比我高一个年级的 Robin Budd —— 基本上任何东西都行。 如果让我在这之间选择：读一本书还是盯着墙看，我可能会选择后者。 高中毕业（A-levels）后，我在朴次茅斯的一家烧烤餐厅工作 —— 也就是在那儿我发现了布里吉特·琼斯。 那本书就放在员工休息室里。我拿起它读了几页，然后又是几页，接着又是几页。那种感觉很刺激。就像是我遇到了一些人。就像是我突然陷入了一段感情。在接下来的几天里，我记得为了能早点上床阅读而取消了外出活动。我妈妈以为我抑郁了。 哪本书让你开始热爱阅读其实并不重要。对于 Jeanette Winterson 来说，是《申命记》。对于 David Nicholls 来说，是《姆明谷的故事》。重要的是，有一本书让你开始了阅读。在我 20 多岁的时候，我从事护理工作，但我一直在阅读并在闲暇时涂涂写写。七年前，我成为了一名已出版的作者。说布里吉特·琼斯改变了我的生活并非夸张。准确地说，是书籍改变了我的生活。 所以，当我得知 2026 年是全民阅读年（一项全英国范围的
（旨在推广阅读的重要性与快乐的活动）以及拉巴特将成为今年的联合国教科文组织世界图书之都（这是一个轮换称号，旨在推广阅读的重要性与快乐），于是我收拾了几本书，出发前往摩洛哥的首都。我期待在这座坐落在卡萨布兰卡和丹吉尔之间、风景优美的古老海滨城市开启一场文化冒险，或许还能品尝到一次塔吉锅。
拉巴特在 1912 年被定为摩洛哥的首都，当时正处于该国处于法国掌控下的动荡 44 年时期的开端。我进入这座城市看到的第一个景象是新城区（Ville Nouvelle），它在 20 世纪 20 年代以法式风格规划，这意味着它与路尽头巨大的中世纪麦地那（medina）截然不同。
从中央火车站出发，我前往太阳能驱动的穆罕默德六世现代与当代艺术博物馆，其常设展览——《移动的地平线》(Shifting Horizon(s))——完全名副其实。展品亮点包括穆罕默德·梅莱希的抽象画以及拉拉·埃萨伊迪的一幅极具挑衅性的照片。后者属于名为《子弹重访》(Bullet Revisited) 的系列作品，画面展现了一位从头到脚被金子制成的子弹覆盖的女性，是对女性所遭受暴力的有力谴责。
我向北走，前往麦地那。
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拉巴特的乌代亚堡（左）拥有壮丽的景色
一个由狭窄街道组成的不规则网络，两旁排列着售卖薄荷、拖鞋、草莓和 sabon beldi（一种由橄榄果肉和橄榄油制成的黑皂）的小店。麦地那（古城区）繁忙但平静。我一次也没有被要求考虑购买地毯或品尝沙丁鱼。事实上，我觉得自己几乎是透明的。在这一点上，这里的客户服务简直像法国人一样诡异。我顺着气息来到了乌代亚堡（Kasbah of the Oudayas），这是一个由低矮白色房屋组成的迷人区域。这座前皇家城堡坐落在可以俯瞰大海的高地上，是观察地平线上的访客并给予适当迎接的理想之所。在入住巴祖路（Rue Bazou）的一家庭院旅馆（riad）后，我走下一段石阶来到海滩，那是一道不起眼的沙弯，数十人在那里踢足球和打排球。我穿过凉爽的沙地，爬上防波堤，以便更好地观察一轮霓虹色的太阳缓缓沉入海面，而一名孤独的冲浪者在远海中寻求完美的浪潮。我在海边的 Relais Marin 餐厅找了个位子坐下。我没有在菜单上犹豫。就像炖锅（casserole）和西班牙大锅饭（paella）一样，塔吉锅（tagine）在两种意义上都是一种菜肴：既是指烹饪容器，也是指餐点。这一次是羊肉、杏仁和西梅在美味肉汁中的融合，随着时间的推移，肉汁浓缩成一种浓郁且充满风味的酱料，我用块状的 khobz（摩洛哥面饼）将其蘸净。我本可以再吃一份的。第二天早上，我去了 Oudayas 咖啡馆。这家露天咖啡馆位于安达卢西亚花园（Andalusian Gardens）——一个种满橙树和石榴树的绝佳之地——旁边，提供三样东西：薄荷茶、饼干和极佳的观景视角。当我慢慢喝茶时，我看到一个男孩站在一块高耸岩石的边缘，距离布雷格雷格河（Bou Regreg river）上方 30 米。在朋友们的怂恿下，他打算跳下去，但在逐渐增强的阳光下犹豫了数分钟。当他最终纵身一跃时，那是一个美丽的瞬间——一个宽阔而优雅的弧线，形体匀称，纯净无瑕，某种程度上神圣且近乎不真实。看台上的人们屏息凝神，直到他重新出现——迎接他的是不真诚的轻蔑。“La poule a attendu une éternité!”（这只小鸡等了太久！）小伙子们，是吧？一时兴起，我登上一辆电动三轮车（tuk-tuk），这是市内 60 辆三轮车之一。我要求司机直接带我去谢拉（Chellah），那是一座中世纪的死者之城，同时保留了罗马城市萨拉殖民地（Sala Colonia）的遗迹，但司机自认为更懂行，反而绕道去了
一辆有轨电车经过装饰艺术风格的 圣彼得大教堂（上）。本·艾特肯（Ben Aitken） 拿着一本书，在美景中放松（右）
一名书商摆放他的货物（上）。 待售的典型塔吉锅（左）
中世纪的 大坟场，嘟嘟车 司机向我展示了 他的家乡
为了向我展示他的家乡，他绕道去了圣彼得大教堂和一家名为 Amnesia 的夜总会，据说摩洛哥国王在还是王子的时候曾在这里舞动。当我终于到达谢拉（The Chellah）时，它并没有让我失望。在逛完一圈风景如画的遗迹后，我爬上了一家绝佳的场内咖啡馆并点了一份库斯库斯（couscous）。按照传统，这道菜由七种蔬菜组成的金字塔、环绕的库斯库斯、一壶肉汤以及隐藏在蔬菜中的肉类瑰宝组成。这绝对是美味的（bon）。如果在拉巴特需要啤酒，就得去 Le Dhow，那是一家停靠在卡斯巴（kasbah）阴影下船上的酒吧兼餐厅。坐在上层甲板上，我一边品尝着冰凉的一品脱啤酒，一边与一名在拉巴特国际大学就读的英国本科生聊天。我问她在这个城市是否感到舒适。“挺好的，”她说，“有些男人跟我打招呼。有一个人请求合影。老实说，我在伍斯特经历过更糟糕的事情。”我就直说了——不要因为拉巴特是今年的世界图书之都而前往。尽管我尽了最大努力，但这座城市在担任世界图书之都期间据称将举办的 300 多场活动的具体性质对我来说仍然是个谜。相反，你应该去拉巴特，因为它是一座优秀的城市。很简单（C’est simple）。在最后一个晚上，我在麦地那（medina）偶然发现了一家简陋的书店——Bouquiniste El Azizi。在那个狭小空间里聚集的数百本二手书中，只有十来本是英文的。其中有一本《布里吉特·琼斯的日记》。我拿起它读了几页——然后把它留在那里，让别人偶然发现，或许能以此开启他们的阅读之门。在离开书店时，我注意到一块招牌：Les livres prennent soin de nous。书籍关怀我们。这种情怀在我看来是完美的收尾。
Ben Aitken 是《烂假期：未被传颂的城市庆典》（Shitty Breaks: A Celebration of Unsung Cities）的作者。 欲以 £8.99 购买副本，请访问 guardianbookshop.com。可能需要支付运费。
「波洛的酒店曾是伊斯坦布尔最理想的下榻之所」：那部激发我旅行的小说
伊斯坦布尔 受阿加莎·克里斯蒂《东方快车谋杀案》的启发
我造访伊斯坦布尔是因为《东方快车谋杀案》，尽管这座城市在小说中仅是昙花一现。
事实上，我热爱阿加莎·克里斯蒂的一点就在于，她不会在对地点的冗长描述上浪费时间。她的侦探小说的魅力部分在于它们像重量级拳击手，全都是纠结的肌肉和六块腹肌，先向一边虚晃一招，然后用一个出人意料的揭秘猛击你的下巴。再多增加一石重的描述就会扼杀那种能量。
人们在阅读《东方快车谋杀案》时，可能会忽略这座城市对于小说及其作者而言有多么重要。克里斯蒂是误导和埋设线索的大师。即使是她的自传，在对待个人生活时也明显地有所保留。然而，她并未掩饰她的第一次伊斯坦布尔之行是一个里程碑。她在第一段婚姻破裂后以独自旅行者的身份前往，这座城市成为了她人生第二章的起点。
她经常住在 Pera Palace 酒店，据称曾在该酒店的一间客房内撰写《东方快车谋杀案》的草稿。Pera Palace 至今仍在营业；其 411 號套房是以克里斯蒂的名字命名，并配备了一台古董打字机和她的几部小说副本。
从伊斯坦布尔出发，克里斯蒂进行了前往中东的无畏陆路冒险。令人惊讶的是，在那个时代，你可以从这座城市安纳托利亚一侧的 Haydarpaşa 车站出发，一路前往巴格达、摩苏尔和德黑兰。
在《东方快车谋杀案》的篇幅中埋藏的一个“彩蛋”，是波洛在第二章访问的酒店名称：Tokatlian 酒店。克里斯蒂对细节如此吝啬，以至于这个名字显得格外突出。Tokatlian 酒店漂亮的立面依然完好。你可以在其上层楼的石砌墙上读到刻着的名称，但如今这里是商店和办公室的所在地。这里的位置极其中心：它位于 İstiklal 大道的拐角处，这条长长的步行干道贯穿 Beyoğlu 区的核心。一端是 Taksim 广场；另一端是 Tünel，这座神奇的维多利亚时代缆车铁路是继伦敦地铁之后世界第二古老的地下铁路。
我溜进了 Tokatlian 酒店，进行了一次令人失望的闲逛：这家酒店早在多年前就关门了。但曾经，这里曾是伊斯坦布尔最理想的下榻之所。这里也是克里斯蒂本人在这座城市度过最初几个夜晚的地方。在她的自传中，她描述了前往附近后街一家由白俄经营的餐厅。那几乎可以肯定是 Rejans 餐厅，现已更名为 Istanbul 1924 ，至今仍通过供应俄式风味美食和调味伏特加经营得风生水起。
马塞尔·特鲁在伊斯坦布尔的 Pera Palace 酒店，阿加莎·克里斯蒂曾经常住于此
波洛没有在伊斯坦布尔过夜。在不得不穿过金角湾前往 Sirkeci 车站，乘坐晚上 9 点开往巴黎的火车之前，他几乎没有时间洗个澡并喝碗汤。他发现那列火车异常拥挤。遗憾的是，那趟列车已经不再运行了，但 Sirkeci 车站回响的内部空间及其迷人的粉红色立面，让人能够若隐若现地感受到在那个 era 的火车旅行是怎样的体验。
有一点很明确，克里斯蒂对伊斯坦布尔的了解远比她在《东方快车谋杀案》中明确表达的要多。她没有炫耀任何当地知识；没有出现过土耳其浴室或清真寺的片段，没有人抽水烟，也没有对土耳其美食——或者说任何食物——的描述。但这本书依然扎根于伊斯坦布尔，并对其进行了引人入胜且低调的介绍。
伊斯坦布尔独特的地理环境和融合的文化塑造了开篇章节。克里斯蒂完美地掌握了让波洛在这座城市中穿行的物流细节。正如她在小说中留下线索让警觉的读者能够解开谜团一样，她也暗示了伊斯坦布尔的特别之处。这是一种天赋：她的含蓄让任何追随她足迹旅行的人都能自由地进行自己的探索。
马塞尔·特鲁 (Marcel Theroux)
育空和阿拉斯加 受杰克·伦敦《呼唤荒野》启发 我是通过希尔先生结识杰克·伦敦的，他是我经历过最好的英语老师。因此，从很早起，对“北方”——这个词在文中被强调为大写——的热爱就与对文字的热爱并行不相往来。这是一个关于巴克的故事，一只加利福尼亚的宠物狗，被绑架到育空淘金热中拉雪橇，在这一章章的叙述中，它逐渐摆脱了文明的枷锁。 我喜欢巴克，但真正吸引我的是育空。“星辰在霜冻的舞步中跃动，大地在雪幕之下麻木且冰封。”这里有午夜之阳和无尽的云杉林，有高贵的狼和 50 度的低温，以及在土地上艰苦生存的孤独之人。那是一个在空间和时间上似乎都遥不可及的地方。 二十年后，我抵达了那里。 我花了五个月的时间，划船沿育空河纵贯而下，起点是佩利山脉。那是一个极致之所。这条河全长 2,000 英里，在与白令海交汇处，某些河道的两岸相距可达七英里。 在过去的一周里重新阅读此书，那些曾经听起来像咒语的地名对我而言已变得熟悉：五指湾 (Five Fingers)、小萨蒙河 (Little Salmon)、
伊斯坦布尔 Pera Palace 酒店的一间阅览室（左）。亚当·韦茅斯（右），在育空地区 Tatchun 河的一艘独木舟尾部。在阅读了杰克·伦敦的《呼唤荒野》后，他深受启发，决定访问这个加拿大省份（下方）。
六十英里镇 (Sixtymile)。在圆圈城 (Circle City) 外，巴克曾在一家酒吧袭击捣蛋鬼布莱克·伯顿，我在那里看到了我的第一只灰熊。在道森，巴克曾在一次打赌中拉了一辆重 1,000 磅的雪橇，我参观了伦敦的小屋，或者说仅存的一半（另一半在加利福尼亚展出）。 伦敦在道森停留的时间不足九个月，且大部分时间因患坏血病卧床不起。他对自己称之为“北方之地”的体验，并非他笔下那些被理想化的角色所经历的。他所写的是一种构思，是一个锻造新自我的背景。这些土地是“崭新且赤裸的”，运行在“棍棒与尖牙的法则”之下，是进入该国的局外人与他们在此发现的荒野自然之间持续不断的博弈。除了在悲剧性的结局中出场外，原住民几乎没有被提及。如果说有提及，他们也被视为这种需要被征服的荒野自然的一个侧面，而不是在世界其他地方的人到来之前，就已经在这里建立了数千年社区化、根基深厚生活的原住民。 当我在育空旅行，遇到 Tr’ondëk Hwëch’in 和 Tlingit 部落，并听闻淘金热留下的可怕遗产时，我开始更清晰地看穿伦敦的幻想。 但我无法否认它的诱惑。我可以在一瞬间就搬到育空去。“我一生中可能永远无法抵达阿拉斯加，”美国散文家爱德华·阿比 (Edward Abbey) 写道，“但我很感激它的存在。”伦敦的文字承认了我们所有人心中对这种逃离的需求。因为播下了最初引领我前往那里的种子，这本书将永远是我心中的挚爱。 亚当·韦茅斯 (Adam Weymouth)
南法 受弗朗索瓦丝·萨根《你好，忧郁》启发 那是 1964 年，我在贝辛斯托克是一个无聊的 15 岁少年。那时我已经发现文学可以是惊世骇俗的。 1, 几年前，我和几个女朋友在放学后，躲在一家比较“前卫”的家庭住宅客厅的藤制沙发后面，大声朗读《查特利夫人的情人》中那些粗俗的部分。当我拿到一本弗朗索瓦丝·萨根 1954 年的小说《你好，忧郁》(Bonjour Tristesse) 时——这部作品被法国媒体和文学界贴上了“丑闻之作” (succès de scandale) 的标签——我立刻沉浸其中。我远离了那个沉闷、狭小的乡村小镇生活，以及同样无聊的家庭。 我想成为法国人，就像主角 17 岁的塞西尔 (Cécile) 那样；我想坐在巴黎的咖啡馆里。我想在喝着开胃酒、抽着 Gauloises 烟（无过滤嘴）的同时，与优雅的成年人讨论哲学。我的愿望清单无穷无尽。
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最佳建议 北爱尔兰，受德芙拉·墨菲启发 德芙拉·墨菲的《一个独特之地》(A Place Apart) 说服我以不同的眼光看待北爱尔兰。她在“动乱时期”骑行穿过这个国家，透过新闻头条发现了人们的慷慨和平凡的生活。追随她的足迹，这里的风景与她描述的一样震撼。然而，最令你难忘的是这里的人们。——詹姆斯
波克罗尔岛，受乔治·西蒙农启发 我一直很喜欢小说《我的朋友迈格雷》(My Friend Maigret)，故事就设定在这个地中海法国海岸附近的岛屿上。年近 80 ，我决定现在不去就没机会了，并决定乘坐火车前往。于是，我乘坐欧洲之星抵达北站，乘坐 RER 穿过巴黎，然后前往土伦，再换乘慢车到达伊耶尔，最后乘巴士和船抵达波克罗尔岛。参观小说中的地点是一件如此愉快的事。我被波克罗尔岛“俘获”了，沉溺于那种独特的氛围（以及岛上的葡萄酒）之中。——利
萨拉热窝，受普里西拉·莫里斯启发 我读了设定在围城期间萨拉热窝的《黑蝴蝶》(Black Butterflies)，对此产生了浓厚兴趣。去年，我亲自前往体验这座美丽的城市。群山与老城交织，建筑上的弹孔和铺路石上的“玫瑰”（用来标记迫击炮弹击中点）留下的记忆，营造出一种独特的氛围。这里透着旧东欧的魅力、中东的仪式感，以及对勉强维持的和平之珍贵希望的渴望。——露易丝
旧金山，受阿米斯特德·莫平启发 必须得是《城市故事》(Tales of the City) 系列。这些精彩的小说将旧金山描绘成一个充满善良、美丽与愉悦的地方。这让我和妻子决定攒钱两年，这样我们就能像巴巴里巷帮一样生活两周。这座城市古怪、华丽且迷人，正如莫平所建议的那样，它奖赏那些漫步者和好奇心强的人。——弗雷泽
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我曾梦想住在蔚蓝海岸一座白墙别墅里，阳光透过卧室窗户洒在我的赤裸身体上，薄纱窗帘在暖风中飘动。而不是在汉普郡一个新开发区的半独立式住宅里，玻璃内侧凝结着冰冷的霜花。我想要温暖抚慰的海水和滚烫的沙滩，而不是冰冷的英吉利海峡和疼痛的鹅卵石。我想穿着纪梵希鸡尾酒裙，戴着卡地亚珠宝，开着敞篷车沿着沿海公路去赌场，而不是穿着和我兄弟们一模一样的手工编织青绿色毛衣，去 Westward Ho! 度假村。我想写一部关于惊世不端行为的享乐主义小说。而且，我不想保持处女之身。
到 1969 年，我有一个艺术家男友，住在巴黎一个学校友人的电影明星叔叔的公寓里。这么多愿望都实现了！我惊叹于巴黎女性的精致，沉醉于地铁里柠檬口香糖的味道，以及不同等级车厢在行驶时发出的柔软呼啸声，以及杜乐丽花园那规整的美感。我们买法棍和可颂，学习如何用正确的方式将它们撕开食用。因为在巴黎，似乎每件事都有一种“正确的方式”。
直到 1971 年，我终于抵达了蔚蓝海岸，去了格里莫港和圣特罗佩，找到了我心中向往的法国。
一直在寻找：热力、耀眼的 阳光，蓝天与大海。赤裸上身晒太阳， 涂满婴儿油，读着 《娃娃谷》并抽着 Gitanes烟。吃 pan bagnat 馅饼、 moules farcies 和炸薯条。 这是对纵欲与解放的庆祝，与巴黎 那些繁文缛节形成了鲜明对比。 1979年，我的丈夫和我 回到了那里，与一群朋友一起度假， 住在抗布里角 (Cap d’Antibes) 一栋拥有两架 大钢琴的白墙别墅里，开着一辆敞篷的 金色甲壳虫车。就在那里， 在某晚于 Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc 酒店 吃完晚餐后，我怀上了梦寐以求的长子。 现在我只需要把那个小说写出来…… Elaine Kingett
吉尔吉斯斯坦 受 钦吉兹·艾特马托夫 《白船》 启发 烤肉的烟熏味从咖啡馆中 飘出，飘过晒太阳的人、游泳者，以及 一群戴着太阳帽、用桶装 售卖自家庭院种植浆果的老妇人。 在吉尔吉斯斯坦经历了漫长而严酷的 冬季之后，中亚的这片“海滩”—— 沙岸环绕的伊塞克湖 (Issyk-Kul) 显得 生活甜美，它是继安第斯山脉的蒂蒂卡卡湖 之后世界第二大山地湖泊。 2011年的这次访问并不是我第一次 来到吉尔吉斯斯坦，但这是我第一次 将脚趾浸入湖中冰冷的 湖水。自从读了 钦吉兹·艾特马托夫 (Chingiz Aitmatov) 的 《白船》（首次出版于 1970 年， 由 Mirra Ginsburg 翻译）起，我就一直 想这样做。艾特马托夫 1928 年 出生在吉尔吉斯斯坦西北部的一个村庄。 在故事中，一个孤独的七岁 男孩——被离婚的父母抛弃——梦见自己 变成一条鱼。这样他就能更好地寻找 他的父亲，他相信父亲正担任在 伊塞克湖上航行的白船的船长。 这部动人的小说在很大程度上 以湖泊为背景，读起来像个寓言， 融合了吉尔吉斯传说、氏族和神话。 例如，文中多次提到“有角的母鹿”； Bugu 氏族——吉尔吉斯斯坦有 40 个 历史部落，每个部落由国旗上的 一道阳光代表——他们认为 他们最早的祖先是一只鹿。 我在 Cholpon-Ata（湖岸线上最繁忙的一段） 遇到的第一批人之一是一位俄罗斯女性， 她来自西伯利亚一座工业城市的工厂经理， 正与家人一起访问 吉尔吉斯斯坦。她告诉我， 这是她第一次尝试新鲜的桃子， 而不是罐头桃子。当她向我描述 时，我永远不会忘记她脸上 散发出的喜悦。她还认为 这里的环境——新鲜的山区空气和湖水 微咸的特性——有益健康， 对她患有哮喘的儿子有好处。 就像在艾特马托夫的书里一样， 这座湖被寄予了带来希望的期待。 夏日的伊塞克湖依然是 一个享受简单乐趣的地方，有水桶 和铲子，沙堡和充气
Caroline Eden 与钦吉兹·艾特马托夫的雕像 (左)。 她访问了 Rukh Ordo 文化综合体 (上图)， 一座在作者 2008 年 逝世后为其设立的露天博物馆
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海滩球。只有天山山脉 巧克力褐色的山峦背景，暗示了我们 1,600 米 (5,270 英尺) 的海拔。 在晒够了太阳，并享受了新鲜樱桃 和 Baltika 啤酒的清凉效果后， 我前往附近的 Rukh Ordo， 这也是一座位于湖畔的露天博物馆。 该博物馆被定位为促进世界和平 和尊重不同宗教的精神中心， 是一个可以漫步的地方，礼拜堂和 毡房散落在岸边。令人欣慰的是， 我了解到在艾特马托夫 2008 年 逝世后，Rukh Ordo 被设立用来纪念他。 在乘坐巴士返回我居住的 Karakol 镇之前，我找到了 他的雕像，并在旁边拍了照。 这是对吉尔吉斯斯坦这位深受爱戴的 文学之子的最后一份个人致敬。 Caroline Eden
蔚蓝海岸（上图为芒通 Menton） 是 Elaine Kingett (左) 在 1970 年代初 渴望访问的法国版本。5,
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康沃尔 受达芙妮·杜穆里埃 《法国人的小溪》 启发 我 12 或 13 岁时第一次读到《法国人的小溪》。我不记得它是怎么进入我的视线的；也许是我那些见多识广的姑姑之一把它塞到我手里的。效果是立竿见影的。 从梦幻般的开篇章节起，我就被这部少女冒险故事深深吸引，对我们那个大胆的主角——多娜·圣科伦伯爵夫人的勇猛之举惊叹不已，看她如何逃离死板的丈夫以及他们在伦敦复辟时期的平庸宫廷生活。 在带着两个孩子退回他们的康沃尔庄园后，她发现他们长期被忽视的乡村别墅正被一名在逃犯用作基地——一名法国海盗（当然是那种热情且富有艺术气息的类型）。他们在赫尔福德河及其周边展开了一段狂野而危险的恋情，她登上了他的船，甚至装扮成船童，对那些傲慢的当地人发起袭击。但当她的丈夫及其朋友们出现，决心猎杀她那位剑客情人时，她必须做出选择——是将他牺牲在必死的绝境，还是冒着自己的生命危险去救他。 作为一个渴望冒险的青少年，吸引我的不仅仅是大胆的多娜及其在甲板下的种种 antics，还有那种几乎具有身体实感的环境沉浸感。像所有杜穆里埃的小说一样，《法国人的小溪》运用所有感官来输送读者，勾勒出一个神秘、野性的康沃尔，这与我童年假期里那些泥泞的营地和冰激凌车完全不同。这里是一片无法无天的土地，拥有秘密的支流、隐藏的泳池和林立的河岸，任何事情都可能发生。 最近重读这部小说，我受到启发，终于决定进行一次朝圣，在从伦敦向西出发时召唤多娜的精神。法国人的小溪是一个真实存在的地方。
托马斯·伊顿 测验答案
1 加拉穆里山脉 (K2)。 2 马塞尔·杜尚。 3 教宗方济各。 4 巨齿鲨。 5 委内瑞拉。 6 半岛电视台。 7 康斯坦斯·洛伊德 （奥斯卡·王尔德之妻）。 8 超感官知觉 (包括心灵感应 和透视)。 9 国名中带有定冠词的 国家首都：冈比亚； 巴哈马；萨尔瓦多。 10 在温网女单决赛对阵 马蒂娜·纳芙拉蒂洛娃时 落败。 11 通过美国国家航空航天局 (Nasa) 任务走私到太空中。 12 巨石阵遗址的部分区域。
地标信托基金会 (Landmark Trust) 在法国人的小溪尽头 拥有一栋度假小屋（见上图）， 洛伊斯·普莱斯（右图）表示， 这里呈现出了由达芙妮·杜穆里埃 赋予生命的野性康沃尔景象。
这里距离法尔茅斯以南约 15 英里，是一个峡湾 (ria)——一个向大海开放的被淹没的河谷——书中将其描述为“一个狭窄的入海口，从干流分出，其短促而蜿蜒的路径向西延伸进入一个山谷”。 如今这里由国民信托基金会 (National Trust) 拥有，除了几个位置考究的指示牌和步道标记外，它依然保持着迷人的原貌，与小说中 17 世纪人物所见的样子没有区别。 现在这里更容易抵达了，可以从赫尔福德村出发，沿着小溪进行一段 3.8 英里的环形徒步。透过树林，你可以瞥见停锚在主航道上的帆船，很容易地想象多娜在橡树林间漫步，窥视着隐藏在小溪深处的海盗船白帆，在走向水边时心跳加速。
13 桥梁的绰号。 14 The Lady … ：湖中女士 (各种称呼)；灯笼女士 (绰号)；启发了 《夏洛特女士》； 《面包车里的女士》。 15 名称字母数递增的 数字 (3 到 10)。
杜莫里埃不仅擅长场景设定和情节构思，更擅长塑造颠覆性的女性角色。这部小说写于 1941 年，旨在逃离战争的残酷现实，同时也反映了她个人对家庭琐事的反抗；书中关于女性情欲、不忠以及对母亲职责之漠视的主题，在当时定会引起争议，甚至令人震惊。 令人耳目一新的是，杜莫里埃从未试图为她笔下主角的行为进行辩解或道歉。 这是一本值得在远离现代世界干扰的情况下，一口气读完的书。对今天的读者来说，幸运的是，在溪流尽头的森林深处，有一栋由 Landmark Trust 拥有的偏远度假小屋，那里没有 wifi 也没有电话信号。 问问你自己，如果是多娜，她会怎么做？ 劳埃丝·普赖斯 (Lois Pryce)
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本问答环节回答由孩子们提出的问题 ——你的得分会比你的父母高吗？
1 Paul，7 岁，问：谁发明了“石头、剪刀、布”这个游戏？ A 维京人为了在长途航行中消磨时间而发明了该游戏 B 该游戏最早的祖先可以追溯到汉朝 C 阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦 D 一个名叫 Artie 的小男孩在学校课间休息时发明的
2 Luca，3.5 岁，问：鸟类为什么飞翔？ A 为了躲避捕食者 B 为了迁徙 C 为了觅食和繁殖 D 以上全部正确
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3 Jacob，9 岁，问：为什么我们在盯着亮东西看之后闭上眼睛，还会看到颜色？ A 强光使我们的眼睛反应变慢 B 这只在你身上发生
C 我们的脑部和眼睛产生了混淆 D 强光可以透过我们的眼睑被看到
4 Rich，9 岁，问：朋友是“电”的吗？ A 在某种程度上，由于大脑中的电冲动，我们所有人都是电的 B 不，朋友通常不是电的 C 是的，朋友是电的 D 我的朋友不是电的，但也许你的朋友是！
5 Ivy，6 岁，问：皮肤是由什么组成的？ A 皮肤是由薄橡胶制成的 B 它是由与树皮相同的材料制成的 C 水、蛋白质、脂肪和矿物质 D 从技术上讲，皮肤不是由任何东西组成的，它就只是皮肤
扫描代码 为未来的问答环节 给 Molly 发送问题
答案（不许偷看！） 1 B. 根据世界石头剪刀布协会的说法，该游戏最早的祖先出现在中国的汉朝。然而，证据表明，最初它更像是昆虫、青蛙和蛇！ 2 D. 鸟类飞翔有很多原因，包括觅食、繁殖、躲避捕食者、迁徙，有时看起来它们只是在寻找乐趣。 3 C. 当我们盯着强光看时，眼睛里的光感受器会暂时被“漂白”，使得我们在停止观看后的几秒钟内，大脑仍然认为光线存在。 4 B. 你的朋友像你的烤面包机那样是“电”的可能性极低，但如果你和志同道合的人在一起，这种乐趣会给你带来能量。Tubeway Army 乐队有一首歌叫《Are ‘Friends’ Electric?》。 5 C. 皮肤由水、蛋白质、脂肪和矿物质组成。它保护我们免受病菌侵害，让我们能够感知触觉、压力和疼痛，容纳我们的神经，并调节我们的体温。非常聪明。
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横向 7 对蜘蛛的恐惧 (13) 9 根据亨利五世的说法，在战争中应该强硬的部分？(5) 10 由 Kurt Cobain 领衔的摇滚乐队 (7) 11 / 12 由约翰·韦恩和娜塔莉·伍德主演的经典西部片 (3,9) 14 / 20D 位于特拉法加广场和 the Mall 之间的伦敦地标 (9,4) 16 Eberechi ...，阿森纳和英格兰足球运动员 (3) 18 Thomas .......，牧师及自然神学倡导者 (7) 20 ..... With Me，亨利·弗朗西斯·莱特创作的赞美诗 (5) 21 见 5 纵向
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1 哪个山脉是世界第二高峰的所在地？ 2 哪位概念主义先驱为了下棋而放弃艺术创作？ 3 唯一一位成为教皇的耶稣会士是谁？ 4 哪种古代鲨鱼的体长可达 18 米左右？ 5 棒球是哪个南美国家的国球？ 6 哪家全球新闻机构总部位于卡塔尔？ 7 在一场丑闻之后，谁将她的家族姓氏改为 Holland？ 8 齐纳卡片（Zener cards）用于测试什么能力？ 有什么联系： 9 班珠尔； 拿骚； 圣萨尔瓦多？ 10 埃弗特 (5)； 耶格尔； 曼德利科娃； 格拉夫； 加里森？ 11 康普 beef 三明治； 高尔夫球； 口琴； 邮封？ 12 祭坛石； 奥伯里圆圈； 跟石； 屠宰石； 车站石？ 13 “波浪线”，格拉斯哥； “数学”，剑桥； “眨眼”，纽卡斯尔？ 14 尼姆安和薇薇安； 南丁格尔； 阿斯托拉特的伊莱恩（丁尼生的作品）； 贝内特的玛丽·谢泼德？ 15 1; 4; 3; 11; 15; 13; 17; 43?
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汉堡配五香卷心菜
现在，超市里有两种龙舌兰糖浆可用：深色糖浆味道更浓郁，带有焦糖味；浅色糖浆则更简单、更中性。如果你只有或只能找到浅色糖浆，就用那个。这些蘑菇也可以穿在签子上用烧烤炉烹饪，但请在间接加热的情况下小心操作。
将烤箱预热至 240C (220C 风扇) / 燃气档 9，并在两个烤盘上铺好烘焙纸。 如果你的蘑菇是成大块的，请轻轻地将它们掰成单个，放入大碗中。将花生酱、芝麻油、龙舌兰糖浆、味噌、酱油、醋和大蒜放入小碗中，搅拌至形成顺滑的酱汁，然后将其淋在蘑菇上。 像在游戏机里操作抓娃娃机一样用手小心地翻拌，使所有蘑菇都裹上酱汁。将蘑菇铺在两个烤盘上，然后烘烤 12-15 分钟，直到所有液体干涸且边缘微焦，然后从烤箱中取出。 在蘑菇烹饪时，制作凉拌卷心菜。将卷心菜和葱放入大碗中，撒上盐，用（干净的）手揉搓。拌入所有其他沙拉食材。 组装汉堡：将布里欧修面包切开并烤热——用烤面包机烤一分钟效果很好。在每个面包的一个切面涂上蛋黄酱，堆上四分之一的蘑菇，然后顶上一些凉拌卷心菜。对其他汉堡重复此操作，盖上顶面包，即可享用。
懒人黎凡特 午餐
准备时间 20 分钟
烹饪时间 1 小时，外加 冷却时间 分量 4-6 人份
2 个大西葫芦 (约 700g)， 切除两端并粗略擦丝 盐和黑胡椒 1 个红椒 (约 120g)， 去掉蒂和籽， 果肉切细末 4 汤匙橄榄油 1 个小洋葱 (80g)， 去皮并切细末 3 根葱 (45g)， 切除两端并切细末 3 瓣大蒜， 去皮并压碎 25g 平叶欧芹， 切细末 20g 新鲜莳萝， 切细末 4 个大鸡蛋， 轻轻打散 200g 菲塔奶酪， 捏碎 100g 普通面粉 1 茶匙烘焙粉
与菲塔奶酪 ijeh (阿拉伯式煎蛋饼)
这款蛋饼由鸡蛋、大量新鲜香草、洋葱和芳香香料制成，边缘酥脆，中心柔软，在一天中的任何时间都可以享用。配上清凉的薄荷酸奶和水果焦糖洋葱沙拉，它们共同赞美了任何餐桌核心的慷慨与丰盈。
将烤箱预热至 200C (180 C 风扇) / 燃气档 6，并在一个 26cm 的圆形烘焙盘底部和侧面铺上羊皮纸。 将擦丝的西葫芦放入滤网中，撒上一茶匙盐，静置 10 分钟。使用干净的茶巾，尽可能挤出西葫芦中的水分，然后将它们放入大搅拌碗中。同样挤掉红椒的多余水分，然后将其加入碗中。 加入所有剩余食材，以及四分之三茶匙的盐和适量研磨的黑胡椒，用手充分混合。将混合物转移到准备好的盘中，用勺背将顶部抹平。烘烤 50 分钟，直到金黄色，然后静置 15 分钟。 制作薄荷酸奶：将酸奶在 medium 碗中与其余食材混合，直到充分融合。备用。 当 ijeh 冷却后，将其切成片，与薄荷酸奶以及（水果、红洋葱和芝麻菜沙拉）一起温食或在室温下享用。
准备 15 分钟 烹饪 40 分钟
份量 4, 人份，作为 前菜或 配菜
PHOTOGRAPH: PHOEBE PEARSON / THE GUARDIAN. FOOD STYLING: HANNA MILLER. PROP STYLING: FOOD STYLING ASSISTANT: ISOBEL CLARKE. INSET: YUKI SUGIURA / THE GUARDIAN
1 个红洋葱 (150g)， 去皮并切成 8 个楔形 橄榄油 6 个大枇杷、 桃子、油桃 或杏子 (350g)， 去皮并纵向 对半切开 100g 芝麻菜叶 5g 香菜叶， 摘取 5g 薄荷叶， 摘取 40g 碧根果， 烤香并粗略 切碎
酱汁部分 2½ 汤匙 意式香醋 1½ 汤匙 石榴糖蜜 1½ 茶匙 流动蜂蜜 1 瓣小蒜齿， 去皮并拍碎 海盐片和 黑胡椒 3 汤匙 橄榄油
和芝麻菜沙律
虽然我喜欢让枇杷在 这里成为主角，但桃子、 油桃或杏子也是极佳的 替代品。可作为轻盈的前菜， 或搭配 ijeh、烤肉 以及丰盛的坚果谷物料理。
将烤箱预热至 200C (180 C 风扇) / 煤气档 6. 首先，将香醋、糖蜜、 蜂蜜、大蒜、四分之一茶匙 海盐片和少许黑胡椒混合， 调制酱汁。缓慢倒入 橄榄油，不断搅拌，直至 融合且顺滑。 将洋葱楔形块放入 中碗中，加入 1.5 汤匙 酱汁以及八分之一茶匙 盐。充分拌匀，然后 转移到铺有烘焙纸的烤盘中 烘烤，期间翻动一次，直至 变软并轻微焦糖化—— 大约 20 分钟 . 放在一旁冷却。 在中型煎锅中加热 1.5 汤匙橄榄油。 将对半切开的水果切面朝下 放入，煎 2 到 3 分钟， 然后翻面再煎 2 分钟， 或直至轻微焦糖化。 从锅中取出并放在一旁。 将一半的烤洋葱放入 大型搅拌碗中，加入 芝麻菜、香草、一半的碧根果、 半茶匙海盐片、足量的 黑胡椒以及剩余酱汁的一半。 充分拌匀，然后转移到 盛菜盘中，将沙律和 水果切面朝上分层摆放。 用剩余的沙律、洋葱和 水果重复此操作，最后撒上 剩余的烤坚果。
准备 20 分钟 烹饪 30 分钟 份量 12 人份
配料 100g 无盐黄油 150g Sainsbury’s Taste the Diff erence 麦德jool海枣，去核 并切碎 5 汤匙 Sainsbury’s Taste the Diff erence 泽西全脂牛奶 200g Sainsbury’s 苏格兰全粒大燕麦片 4 个大熟香蕉， 去皮 60g 酸奶油 1 茶匙 Sainsbury’s 马达加斯加香草 提取物 2 个 Sainsbury’s Taste the Diff erence 放养金黄蛋黄蛋 ½ 茶匙 小苏打 1 茶匙 泡打粉 ½ 茶匙 肉桂粉 3 汤匙 芝麻酱 3 汤匙 Sainsbury’s 加拿大枫糖浆
PHOTOGRAPHER: YUKI SUGIURA; FOOD STYLIST AND RECIPE DEVELOPER: SONALI SHAH; PROP STYLIST: DAVINA MAJI; PORTRAIT: PAUL REICH
酥粒顶层 1 汤匙 Sainsbury’s 苏格兰全粒大燕麦片 1 汤匙 芝麻 1 汤匙 粗糖
12 个 Sainsbury’s 咖啡店 风格玛芬杯
和芝麻酥粒玛芬
这个食谱在很大程度上受到了东伦敦烘焙坊 Farha 的超级畅销产品——香蕉焦糖布蕾糕点（banana brulee pastry）中甜 tahini 脆粒的启发。tahini 的咸鲜深度中和了熟香蕉浓郁且芬芳的甜味（否则可能会有些腻），并且与 Sainsbury’s Taste the Difference 麦枣（medjool dates）的深沉焦糖味以及褐黄油相得益彰。
首先，将烤箱预热至 180C（风扇模式 160C） / 350F / 燃气档 4，并在 12 孔玛芬模具中铺好玛芬纸杯。
将黄油放入一个小汤锅中，用中火加热使其融化。融化后，将火调至大火，在黄油开始变褐时定期搅拌。一旦闻到坚果香气，将其离火，倒入一个大搅拌碗中放置冷却。
将锅重新置于中火，加入牛奶和切碎的麦枣。搅拌并烹煮 2-3 分钟，直到枣子完全软化。放置冷却。
与此同时，将燕麦放入高速搅拌机中打成细粉——这就是你的燕麦面粉。
在碗中将香蕉和褐黄油捣至光滑。搅拌入酸奶油、香草提取液、鸡蛋和枣子混合物。现在加入燕麦面粉、小苏打、烘焙粉、肉桂粉和一撮盐，直到充分融合。静置 5 分钟。在此期间，在另一个碗中混合好酥粒顶层（crumble topping）。
将面糊分装到玛芬纸杯中。在每个玛芬顶部淋上 tahini，并用签子在面糊中搅拌出旋涡花纹。在玛芬上撒上酥粒顶层，然后放入烤箱烘烤 25-30 分钟，或直到表面呈金棕色且插入签子后取出时表面干净。
从烤箱中取出。在玛芬上均匀地淋上枫糖浆，然后留在模具中冷却。 感谢 Farha，地址：42 Leyton High Road, London E15 2BP
Jimi 在《FEED with Jimi Famurewa》节目中制作了这个食谱。现已在 YouTube 和《卫报》上线。
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快速且简单
摄影：MATTHEW HAGUE / THE GUARDIAN。食物及道具造型：FLORENCE BLAIR。食物造型助手：PHOEBE ALTMAN
准备 5 分钟 烹饪 15 分钟 冷藏 2 小时+ 供 2 人食用
2 汤匙中性油 150g 新鲜香菇 或栗菇 1 茶匙海盐 400ml 罐装椰奶 1 x 150g 包 厚款 直接下锅 乌冬面 2 棵小白菜， 切细片 150g 虾仁，去皮 去肠
汤底原料 1 根香茅，修剪后 2 根葱， 修剪后 2 瓣大蒜，去皮 1 个粗红辣椒 4cm 新鲜姜，去皮 1cm 姜黄根，或 ½ 茶匙 姜黄粉 1 个青柠的 细柠檬皮屑和汁， 另备几块青柠角用于上菜
如果您使用的是豆腐或剩余的熟鸡丝，请将其与小白菜一起加入，共炖 4 分钟。
将除青柠汁以外的所有基础食材切碎；或者，将柠檬草和春葱粗切，然后与其他基础食材（同样不含青柠汁）一起放入搅拌机中，打成粗糊状。（千万不要像我以前那样，把整根柠檬草放入搅拌机：搅拌机会坏掉，而你会很伤心。）
将油倒入大锅中，用中低火加热，然后加入切碎的柠檬草-辣椒-姜蓉，不断搅拌地炒 3 分钟。加入蘑菇，继续搅拌地炒 5 分钟，然后加入盐、椰奶和 400 毫升刚烧开的水。将汤底煮沸，然后离火晾凉。冷却后，冷藏至少 2 小时。（或者，若要做成热食版本，在汤底沸腾后加入小白菜，炖 2 分钟。尝味并根据需要加盐，然后加入面条和虾，继续炖 2 分钟，直到完全煮熟。）
在准备用餐前，将一锅盐水煮沸，然后放入面条和小白菜。煮 1 分钟，然后加入虾，继续炖 1 分钟，直到虾变色且煮熟。沥干水分，然后用冷水冲洗。将面条、小白菜和虾摆在碗中，然后将冷汤底全部淋在上面。加入青柠汁调味即可食用。
意大利之夏
准备 10 分钟 烹饪 20 分钟 份量 4 人份
海盐和黑胡椒 200 克细四季豆，去蒂 250 克水牛马苏里拉奶酪 4 个成熟桃子，对半切开并去核 特级初榨橄榄油 1 个小干葱头，去皮并切细丝 1 汤匙巴萨米克醋，或优质白葡萄酒醋 1 小把罗勒叶 烤杏仁或榛果，用于装饰（可选） 少许柠檬皮屑，用于装饰（可选）
将一锅盐水煮沸，然后将四季豆焯水 2 到 3 分钟，直到刚好 tender。沥干，放入冰水中冷却，然后再次沥干备用。与此同时，将马苏里拉奶酪撕成大块，使其恢复至室温。
将格栅锅加热至足够烫。在桃子对半切开的果肉面上轻轻涂抹橄榄油，然后切面朝下烤 2 到 3 分钟，直到出现焦痕且稍微软化但仍保持形状。
将四季豆和切好的干葱头放入碗中，加入橄榄油、醋、盐和黑胡椒拌匀。品尝并调整调味——口味应该是清新且爽口的。
将烤好的桃子、马苏里拉奶酪和拌好的四季豆摆在盘中，将碗中剩余的酱汁淋在上面，然后撒上罗勒叶、烤坚果和少许柠檬皮屑（如果使用）。最后淋上少许橄榄油并撒上少许海盐，微温或室温食用。
准备 10 分钟 冷藏 8 小时以上 烹饪 1 小时 10 分钟 分量 4 人份
烤番茄酱原料 番茄酱 500 克熟透的李番茄 2 瓣大蒜， 去皮并轻轻拍碎 几枝百里香 海盐和黑胡椒 特级初榨橄榄油 1 小勺红葡萄酒醋
摄影（含封面）：LOUISE HAGGER / THE GUARDIAN。食物造型：EMILY KYDD。道具造型：JENNIFER KAY。食物造型助手：ISOBEL CLARKE
Gnudi（意式里科塔面疙瘩）原料 250 克优质里科塔奶酪，充分沥干 50 克细磨帕玛森干酪，另需少量用于装饰 新鲜肉豆蔻 250 克粗粒小麦粉（semolina） 海盐 白胡椒
最后装饰 罗勒叶 优质橄榄油
将烤箱预热至 200°C（风扇烤箱 180°C） / 燃气档 6. 将番茄与大蒜、百里香一同放入烤盘，充分调味并慷慨地淋上橄榄油。烤 35-40 分钟，直到番茄坍塌并出现轻微焦糖化。取出并丢弃百里香，然后将番茄搅拌或捣碎至您喜欢的浓稠度。加入少许醋以提升风味，随后检查调味，并在碗中保温。 与此同时，制作 Gnudi：将里科塔奶酪打至顺滑且轻盈，然后拌入帕玛森干酪，并根据口味磨入少量肉豆蔻。充分调味，然后冷藏 30 分钟。 将一半的粗粒小麦粉铺在烤盘上，其余的铺在干净的工作台上。将里科塔混合物每勺舀出，揉成短小的、厚约 1½ 厘米的香肠状，然后切成小块，轻轻揉成圆球。操作时，将 Gnudi 在工作台上的粗粒小麦粉中轻轻裹一遍，然后将其排列在铺有小麦粉的烤盘上。 当所有面疙瘩都放入烤盘后，用剩余的粗粒小麦粉慷慨地覆盖在上面，使其几乎被掩埋。尽可能冷藏过夜，或至少冷藏数小时。 准备一锅加盐的水，使其缓慢沸腾，然后分批放入 Gnudi 烹煮三到四分钟，直到它们浮到表面。用漏勺小心捞出，用厨房纸吸干水分。 将温热的番茄酱盛入盘中，将 Gnudi 摆在上面，最后点缀罗勒叶，撒上更多帕玛森干酪，并淋上最后一层橄榄油。 Angela Hartnett 执掌伦敦皇家歌剧院的 Cicoria 餐厅
全心全意（Hook, line and sinker）
准备 10 分钟 烹饪 1 小时 分量 4 人份
黄豆原料 1 整头大蒜 橄榄油 2 罐 400 克黄豆，沥干并轻微冲洗 1 根长红辣椒，切末 1 把新鲜香菜叶 4 块鳀鱼片，沥干并切末 100 克白色蟹肉 1 汤匙柠檬汁 1 汤匙新鲜切碎的龙蒿草，另需少量用于装饰 盐和黑胡椒
蒜泥蛋黄酱（aïoli）原料 1 撮藏红花丝 150 克蛋黄酱 1 瓣大蒜，去皮并细磨 1 茶匙柠檬汁
鳕鱼原料 4 块鳕鱼柳 – 每块约 150-180 克 1 汤匙橄榄油
蒜泥蛋黄酱及螃蟹风味 奶油豆
将烤箱预热至 200°C（风扇烤箱 180°C） / 煤气档 6。切掉大蒜球的顶部以露出蒜肉，淋上油，然后用锡纸包裹，烘烤 40-45 分钟，直到焦糖化。 与此同时，将藏红花浸泡在一汤匙温水中五分钟。浸泡后，将藏红花及其浸泡水搅拌进蛋黄酱中，加入大蒜和柠檬汁，然后轻微调味，冷藏备用。 将奶油豆放入烘烤盘中，加入一汤匙橄榄油，放入辣椒和香菜，翻拌均匀。在大蒜烘烤的最后 20 分钟将其放入，中途搅拌一次，直到呈现浅金色。 将烤大蒜肉从皮中挤出，然后捣成糊状。 在煎锅中加热一汤匙橄榄油，轻轻地将鳀鱼煎 1 或 2 分钟，不断搅拌直至其溶解。拌入大蒜泥，然后将所有材料翻入热的烤奶油豆中。 轻轻拌入蟹肉、柠檬汁和龙蒿草，根据口味调味并保持温热。 在计划烹饪前至少半小时，将狭鳕鱼拍干并大量撒盐调味——这将给盐足够的时间抽出多余的水分。将耐热煎锅置于中高火上，加入橄榄油，然后将狭鳕鱼皮朝下放入，将火调至最高，使其焦糖化一分钟。 将鱼片翻面，使皮朝上，然后移至烤箱烘烤五分钟，直到刚好熟透。 将螃蟹鳀鱼风味奶油豆分装在四个加热过的盘子中，每份上面放一块烤狭鳕鱼，并在旁边配上一大勺藏红花蒜泥蛋黄酱。根据需要，可用额外的龙蒿草装饰。
准备 15 分钟 腌制 20 分钟+ 烹饪 25 分钟 份量 4 人份
黄瓜部分 1 根黄瓜，修剪、去籽并切薄片 2 个青柠的汁液 1 小把新鲜薄荷叶 1 茶匙糖 ½ 茶匙盐
摄影：LOUISE HAGGER / THE GUARDIAN。食物造型：EMILY KYDD。道具造型：JENNIFER KAY。食物造型助手：ISOBEL CLARKE
墨西哥辣椒酸奶部分 1 个新鲜墨西哥辣椒，去籽（如果喜欢更辣，可保留白芯和种子） 1 小把香菜叶 1 瓣小蒜，去皮 200g 希腊酸奶 1 个青柠的汁液 1 撮盐
甜玉米部分 2 根玉米棒，或 300g 新鲜玉米粒 1 茶匙橄榄油 盐和黑胡椒
pollock（鳕鱼）部分 75g 普通面粉 1 茶匙烟熏红椒粉 ½ 茶匙大蒜粉 500g 鳕鱼片，切成手指宽的条状 1 个鸡蛋，打散 100g Panko 面包糠 蔬菜油，用于油炸
食用配料 8 个小玉米饼，或面粉饼 红卷心菜丝（可选） 香菜叶 青柠角
甜玉米和 腌黄瓜
将切片的黄瓜放入碗中，加入青柠汁、薄荷、糖和盐，拌匀，然后腌制至少 20 分钟。 将墨西哥辣椒、香菜和大蒜搅碎或切末，然后与酸奶、青柠汁和一小撮盐混合，冷藏备用。 在甜玉米上刷油，烤至轻微焦褐，然后将玉米粒从玉米棒上切下并调味。 在浅碗中混合面粉、红椒粉、大蒜粉、盐和胡椒。将鱼条逐一裹上面粉混合物，然后蘸入打散的蛋液中，最后裹上面包糠。 在深边煎锅中倒入 1 厘米厚的植物油，用中高火加热。如果需要，分批次将鳕鱼条每面煎两到三分钟，直到金黄酥脆且完全熟透。用厨房纸巾吸走多余油脂，并在烹饪剩余鱼肉时保持温热。 在干煎锅中将玉米饼每面加热几秒钟。食用时，在每片玉米饼的一侧抹上一勺墨西哥辣椒酸奶。铺上少量切丝的卷心菜（如果使用），然后放上酥脆的鳕鱼、烤甜玉米和沥干的腌黄瓜。最后点缀香菜叶并挤上青柠汁。 Andy Beynon 是伦敦 E8 地区 Behind 餐厅的厨师 / 店主
大师课： 蒜香虾 (gambas al ajillo)
剥虾壳， 将虾头和汁液 挤入小碗中， 然后给虾肉撒盐。 将虾壳放入 另一个碗中 6
准备 5 分钟 烹饪 15 分钟 分量 4 人份（作为塔帕斯）
8 只可持续来源的 生带壳大虾 盐和黑胡椒 4 瓣大蒜 120 毫升橄榄油 几根平叶欧芹 4 个小型干辣椒，或 1 茶匙 辣椒粉或红椒粉，或 ½ 茶匙 辣椒碎 2 茶匙雪莉醋， 或葡萄酒醋或 柠檬汁 面包片，用于食用
2 … 但如果你买不到 即便如此，如果你只能找到 熟带壳虾，也可以替代—— 你只需在步骤 8 中 将它们加热即可。如果你 只能买到剥壳虾， 也可以使用，但建议 在步骤 7 中加入一茶匙 马来西亚虾酱，或在 步骤 8 中加入少许鱼露（如果你手边有的话）。
1 生带壳虾效果最好 … 为了获得最佳风味， 你需要虾壳，但如果 你或你的客人们 不想在餐桌上费劲地 剥壳也不必担心， 因为这里的虾壳 是分开使用的。生带壳虾 最容易买到冷冻装—— 超市，尤其是东亚超市， 都有销售，或者你也可以 在网上买到，通常具有 更好的可追溯性。
3 剥虾 将带壳虾的头部扭断剥离。然后，将一只虾平放在另一只手上，用指甲进入壳下并沿背部剥开，接着扭断尾部。将所有虾壳放入碗中。用一把小而锋利的刀沿每只虾的背部划开，如果明显可见，则勾出并丢弃深色的消化道（如果看不见，可能已经很干净了，无需担心）。
4 给虾撒盐 在虾肉上轻撒盐并放在一旁（此步骤可提前准备至步骤 6 结束；如果这样做，请将撒盐后的虾在冰箱中保存两天）。将虾头中的汁液挤入一个小碗中，然后将用完的虾头放入盛有其余虾壳的碗中。
5 准备大蒜 将所有大蒜剥皮，用刀的平整面将两瓣大蒜压扁；另外两瓣大蒜暂时保持原样。将油倒入平底锅中，用中低火加热（这样会产生相当多用于蘸食的油，如果你希望少一些，可以稍微减少油量），然后加入压扁的大蒜（保留剩余的蒜瓣）、虾壳和挤出的虾头。
6 煎大蒜和虾壳 持续搅拌煎炸五到七分钟，直到虾壳变成深粉色；确保大蒜没有被煎焦。与此同时，将剩余的大蒜切成细片，并粗略地切碎欧芹（这是这里传统的香料选择，不过说实话我更喜欢香菜）。将虾壳油通过筛网过滤到碗中，然后丢弃固体残渣。
7 煎辣椒 将油倒回锅中，用中高火加热，加入你所使用的任何形式的辣椒；小干辣椒外观漂亮，但辣椒粉或红椒粉的味道同样好。不过，如果你使用辣椒碎，请谨慎使用，因为虾的味道仍应占据主导。煎炸 30 秒左右。
8 加入虾 将虾放入锅中，搅拌烹饪一分钟，然后加入大蒜片，继续搅拌烹饪一分钟——此时虾应该刚刚熟透。将醋或柠檬汁混入盛有虾头汁液的小碗中，然后将此混合物和欧芹搅拌进虾锅中。调味后立即配以面包食用。
9 其他海鲜替代方案 类似的方法适用于大多数海鲜。按照步骤 5 将油与压扁的大蒜轻轻加热，直到开始上色，然后将其舀出丢弃。调高火候，加入大蒜片、辣椒以及清洗干净、晾干并切片的鱿鱼、扇贝、蛤蜊、海螺、鱼块等，翻炒至刚熟透即可。
摄影：ROBERT BILLINGTON / THE GUARDIAN。食物造型：LOÏC PARISOT
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Côtes Catalanes： 拥有反叛精神的葡萄酒
我们每个人都有自己的成年礼：一段由情感成长定义的向成年人的过渡。至于我是否真的成长了，就交给我的朋友们来评判吧；但就葡萄酒而言，我可以将我的成年礼精准地定位在第一次品尝到来自 Côtes Catalanes 的白葡萄酒之日。那是怎样的琼浆？我这辈子一直在狂饮自己喜欢的东西（从 Um Bongo 到超市里的 Macon），但这瓶酒不能狂饮。那是一瓶 Domaine Gauby 的 Les Calcinaires Blanc 2010，由法国加泰罗尼亚境内比利牛斯山脉东麓的麝香葡萄、霞多丽、马卡贝（macabeu）和维蒙蒂诺（vermentino）混酿而成。面对如此美酒，我必须放慢速度细细品味，而这种感觉确实非常像个成年人。
Côtes Catalanes IGP（保护地理标志）位于法国最南端的朗格多克-鲁西永（Languedoc-Roussillon）的一个角落。作为 IGP，它的地位低于 AOP（原产地名称保护），但它赋予了酿酒师更大的自由度来大展身手。在 Côtes de Roussillon AOC 的葡萄酒必须使用特定的比例进行特定混酿，而 Côtes Catalanes 的酿酒师则可以使用更广泛的葡萄品种来生产单品类葡萄酒；其中许多是经过有机或生物动力法认证的。它们拥有一种反叛精神，我确信你能在酒中品尝到——这些酒具有矿物感，充满复杂的果香，且通常带有 garrigue（地中海灌木丛草本植物，如百里香和迷迭香）的气息。自此以后，这个产区极少让我失望，这里有阳光充足、近乎纯粹的白葡萄酒（由马卡贝、灰格雷纳奇和白格雷纳奇酿造），以及丝滑且带有草本气息的红葡萄酒（由心念葡萄、卡里酿和格雷纳奇酿造），且通常分别与长相思或西拉等国际品种混酿。这里的许多数十年树龄的葡萄藤就像古怪的婴儿潮一代，与该地区独特的地理环境相结合，产出浓郁且极具特色的果实。
由于气候干燥，这片荒野且极其美丽的土地并非最容易进行葡萄栽培的地方，但这绝对值得。在这里，你会发现让葡萄酒变得有趣的条件：一年 300 天的阳光，极少的降雨，白天炎热，夜晚凉爽，强风吹袭，且在不足 5,000 公顷的葡萄园中涵盖了法国南部几乎所有的地质类型（片岩、泥灰岩、粘土、石灰岩、花岗岩）。正如我今天的选择所证明的，这些酒虽然不是最便宜的，但它们极有可能是法国性价比最高的选择。忘掉那些小打小闹吧，这些酒是物超所值的爆发，并且承诺会带来某种意义上的情感成长。
四款值得细品的 Côtes Catalanes 风格
L’apprentie Sorcière du Clos des Fees Rosé 2025 £14.75 Yapp, 13%。 迷人且极具个性的年轻藤桃红酒
Le Roc des Anges Segna de Cor 2023 £16–£20 Vinum, 13%。 名副其实（Cor 为法语中“心”的谐音）——悠长、丝滑且具矿物感的红葡萄酒
Tramontane Côtes Catalanes Macabeu 2021 £17.10 Amathus, 13%。 清爽且香气浓郁，带有 garrigue 的气息
Mon P’tit Pithon Blanc 2025 £14.41 Vinatis, 12.5%。 清脆、金黄且浓郁的马卡贝生物动力混酿
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50ml 白朗姆酒 – 我们使用 Havana Club 3 Años 35ml 新鲜葡萄柚汁 20ml 新鲜青柠汁 15ml 樱桃力娇酒 – 我们使用 Bellamie 1 颗樱桃，或 1 片葡萄柚皮卷，用于装饰
这是一款对经典海明威特调（Hemingway special）的明亮且以柑橘为主调的演绎，具有樱桃的深度和纯净的白朗姆酒基底。
将所有液体倒入装满冰块的摇酒壶中，用力摇晃至非常冰凉。通过双重过滤倒入装满新冰块的岩石杯中，然后根据个人喜好装饰——一颗樱桃或一片葡萄柚皮卷效果都很不错。 Daniel Emson，酒吧经理，伦敦 E1，The Culpeper
摄影：ROB LAWSON / THE GUARDIAN。 饮品造型：SEB DAVIS
黄金平衡点
摄影：MATTHEW HAGUE / THE GUARDIAN。食物造型：KATIE SMITH。道具造型：LUCY TURNBULL。食物助手：PHOEBE ALTMAN。插图：LOUISE HAGGER / THE GUARDIAN
½ 茶匙 香草
准备 5 分钟 静置 20 分钟 烹饪 40 分钟 分量 4 人份
浆果果酱配料 100g 草莓，去蒂并粗略切碎 100g 黑莓 50g 覆盆子 1 汤匙 柠檬汁 2 汤匙 细砂糖
面糊配料 110g 普通面粉 25g 细砂糖 ¼ 茶匙 盐 3 个 大号鸡蛋 240ml 全脂牛奶 20g 有盐黄油
食用配料 250ml 浓缩奶油 2 汤匙 枫糖浆，另需适量用于装饰 ½ 茶匙 香草豆浆 糖粉，用于撒在表面
扫描此处保存食谱
先制作果酱。将所有配料放入一个小锅中，轻轻加热几分钟，直到水果变软但仍保持形状。离火，放在一边完全冷却，然后冷藏至需要时使用。将浓缩奶油、枫糖浆和香草混合打发至出现软峰；冷藏至准备上桌。
制作面糊：将面粉、糖和盐加入一个大量杯中并混合均匀。加入鸡蛋并搅拌成浓稠的混合物，然后缓慢倒入牛奶，再次搅拌直到面糊光滑。（或者，将所有食材放入搅拌机中）。让面糊在室温下静置 20 分钟。
将烤箱预热至 220C (风扇烤箱 200C) / 气烤 7 档，并将一个 25cm 的铸铁锅放入烤箱加热。锅热后，将黄油加入锅中，小心地旋绕均匀，然后将锅放回烤箱 1 到 2 分钟，直到黄油融化并起泡。
将锅从烤箱中取出，倒入面糊，烘烤 15-20 分钟，确保在前 15 分钟内不要打开烤箱门。当边缘鼓起且酥脆，且中间不再晃动时，荷兰宝贝煎饼即告完成。
让荷兰宝贝煎饼冷却 5 分钟，然后舀上打发奶油、浆果果酱，再淋上额外的枫糖浆并撒上糖粉。立即食用，因为荷兰宝贝煎饼会开始塌陷。
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过滤器： 罐装凤尾鱼
为了品尝这些凤尾鱼，我邀请了我的朋友，美食记者 Sudi Pigott 加入。我们直接从罐中品尝了全部 10 条凤尾鱼。制作罐装凤尾鱼时，新鲜的鱼先在桶中盐渍，然后经过至少 3 个月，甚至 12 个月的熟成，最后才进行片鱼并在油中包装。 由于厄尔尼诺现象，凤尾鱼的供应链受到了严重影响，这在秘鲁引起了异常的天气事件，而我们在测试中最经济的凤尾鱼正是捕捞自秘鲁。 但源自比斯开湾（坎塔布里亚海）的高级凤尾鱼也面临着外部压力。供应不足等外部压力导致价格上涨，使部分超市货架空缺。 我们在外观、质地、风味和价值方面进行评分。我对质量的差异感到震惊——从坚硬、褐色、咸涩的鱼片，到风味卓越、嫩滑、呈玫瑰色的鱼片，后者让我们想起了塞拉诺火腿。
综合最佳 Waitrose No.1 坎塔布里亚特级初榨橄榄油凤尾鱼片 £1.75 (50g)，Waitrose ★★★★☆ 暗粉色，小鱼片。诱人的甜味，顺滑且咸，但风味平衡。奶油般的软质地，有少量细刺。捕捞于北大西洋。MSC 认证。
Asda Exceptional 坎塔布里亚特级初榨橄榄油凤尾鱼片 £2.90 (100g)，Asda ★☆☆☆☆ 小鱼片，几乎有细刺，浸在特级初榨橄榄油中。味道尖锐、浓烈，非常咸。适合烹饪，但风味略显单一。捕捞于比斯开湾。西班牙包装。MSC 认证。
最实惠 Tesco Finest 坎塔布里亚油浸凤尾鱼片 £2.95 (100g)，Tesco ★★★☆☆ 中大号，宽且颜色均匀的玫瑰粉色鱼片。顺滑，复杂的鲜味，尽管仍然有点咸，且残留一些骨刺。经过至少 12 个月的熟成。MSC 认证，捕捞于坎塔布里亚海。
Sainsbury’s Taste the Difference 坎塔布里亚凤尾鱼片 £2.50 (74g)，Sainsbury’s ★★★★☆ 宽扁的罐装，摆盘精美，鱼片非常大且宽，呈玫瑰粉色。非常咸，但质地像奶油般入口即化，并带有圆润的、类似塞拉诺火腿的坚果香气。北大西洋捕捞，西班牙包装。MSC 认证。
John West 橄榄油凤尾鱼片 £3.20 (95g)，Sainsbury’s ☆☆☆☆☆ 小鱼片，浸在向日葵油中，仅含 4.7% 的特级初榨橄榄油。考虑到标签，这具有误导性。非常咸，味道糟糕，质地松散。价格过高，充满细刺，并使用了防腐剂苯甲酸钠。捕捞于东南太平洋，秘鲁包装。
Epicure 特级初榨橄榄油凤尾鱼片 £2.55 (50g)，Ocado ★☆☆☆☆ 小鱼片，有细刺，风味甜但非常咸。摩洛哥包装。未注明捕捞地点。
Morrisons 橄榄油凤尾鱼片 £1 (50g)，Morrisons ☆☆☆☆☆ 一罐小且薄的鱼片，带有浓烈的鱼腥味。风味极强且生硬；鱼片坚硬。捕捞于东南太平洋。
M&S Collection 坎塔布里亚特级初榨橄榄油凤尾鱼片 £1.75 (30g)，M&S ★★★☆☆ 狭窄且略带骨刺的棕粉色鱼片，带有诱人的花香。甜美、有坚果味且浓郁。熟成六个月。捕捞于坎塔布里亚海，摩洛哥包装。
Ortiz 橄榄油凤尾鱼 £7.15 (47.5g)，Ocado 中等大小的鱼片，带有甜美的香气。含盐量比大多数产品低，从而实现了更平衡、更复杂的风味：带有火腿味、坚果味和甜味。高品质手工凤尾鱼的基准。捕捞于坎塔布里亚海，西班牙包装。
Aldi The Fishmonger 特级初榨橄榄油凤尾鱼片 £0.79 (50g)，Aldi 小且参差不齐的鱼片，中心深褐色，边缘苍白（表明缺乏新鲜度或受到热损伤）。有一种鱼味猫粮的香气，口感非常硬，且极咸。捕捞于东南太平洋，秘鲁包装。
摄影与食品造型：ROBERT BILLINGTON / THE GUARDIAN
什么是最理想的明胶素食替代品？
我该如何用素食凝固剂来替代明胶片？ 萨拉，亚伯丁
“事实是，明胶没有完全相同的替代品，因为它具有独特的质感，”爱丁堡 Timberyard 餐厅的糕点主管 理查德·菲利普斯 (Richard Phillips) 说道。当然，目前市面上有很多植物基凝固剂——“琼脂 (agar-agar)、结兰胶 (gellan gum)、果胶 (pectin)、卡拉胶 (carrageenan)、槐豆胶 (locust bean gum)、vege-gel……名单很长，”菲利普斯说——但结果永远不会完全一样。
“你使用它们时的温度与[明胶]不同，”《超越烘焙》(Beyond Baking) 的作者 菲利普·库里 (Philip Khoury) 说道，因此他通常的解决方法是直接设计不使用凝固剂的食谱。
对于糕点师来说，这当然没问题，但对我们其他人来说呢？“例如，如果我要制作一种浓稠的、可以用裱花袋挤出的奶油，我会使用玉米淀粉，”库里说，并以此通过操作来获得不同的质感。
以他的第一本书《一种新的烘焙方式》(A New Way to Bake) 中的意式奶冻 (panna cotta) 和法式烤布蕾 (crème brûlée) 食谱为例：“你从本质上相同的食谱中可以获得两种不同的质感，唯一的区别在于，如果你将卡仕多 (custard) 倒入托盘中冷却，它会凝固；而如果你用搅拌器打发，它会变成一种浓郁、奶油般且刚好凝固的质感。”
但并非一种替代品能适用于所有情况。“针对特定的用途有特定的替代品，”菲利普斯说：“用可逆果胶做光泽涂层；用葛根粉 [kuzu root starch] 勾芡酱汁；用果胶做果冻，并根据所需的凝固程度使用不同的剂量。” 提取自海藻的凝固剂琼脂 (Agar agar) 在这里成了某种代表。但再次强调，不要指望能得到与明胶完全相同的结果。这并不是主观陈述，因为 哈罗德·麦基 (Harold McGee) 在他的圣经《食物与烹饪》(On Food and Cooking) 中解释道：
“琼脂形成凝胶的浓度比明胶更低，重量百分比低于 1%。琼脂果冻略显不透明，且质地比明胶果冻更易碎。”
明胶的凝固和重新融化温度大致相同，而琼脂凝胶“只有在达到 85°C [185°F] 时才会再次融化”，因此用琼脂制作的果冻不会有那种令人愉悦的入口即化感。
即便如此，伦敦 Mount St 餐厅的首席糕点师 里斯·卡拉 (Reece Kallah) 仍将琼脂用于果泥凝胶中，这在她的定型香草卡仕多中有所体现。“作为通用指南，使用液体重量 0.5% 的琼脂——例如，每 1 升液体加入 5 克琼脂。”卡拉将琼脂与少许糖混合，“以帮助其均匀分散，因为它本身溶解度不高”，然后将其搅拌入沸腾的液体中，倒入托盘或小炖盅，静置凝固。“不过我还是更喜欢明胶——由于熔点较低，它的质感更柔软、更细腻。”
库里补充了另一个警告。“如果萨拉采取‘我想把明胶换成其他东西’这种方法，那行不通；如果她想成功，就应该遵循一个不含明胶的食谱。”而且，这样可能也更省事。
安娜·贝里尔 (Anna Berrill)
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鳀鱼罐头油 Tom Hunt
鳀鱼罐头里的油是一种强力的橱柜食材。它是一个“风味炸弹”，承载了鱼类本身所有美味的风味化合物，尤其是当你想要为一道菜增加这种绝妙的风味，但又想把鳀鱼保留下来单独呈现在盘中时。
这款绿酱（salsa verde）基于 Giorgio Locatelli 在其著作《Made in Italy》中的配方，且是用刀而非搅拌机制作的。手工切碎能带来更好的质感，尤其是当你同时使用茎部时。水煮蛋是可选的，有助于使酱汁乳化。Locatelli 仅使用蛋黄，但我使用了整个鸡蛋，这至少避免了为蛋白寻找用途的繁琐。这款酱汁与羊肉或成年羊肉绝配，与烤鱼也非常契合。
鳀鱼油绿酱 将 100 克平叶欧芹（包括茎部）切碎，然后用摇摆式切法交叉切碎，直到均匀且非常细碎。在研钵中，将一瓣去皮的小蒜瓣与一撮海盐捣成光滑的糊状。加入两汤匙酸菜花（capers），捣成粗略的泥状，然后加入香料和可选的切碎熟鸡蛋。捣成光滑的乳化糊状。
拌入两汤匙酸菜花浸液或白葡萄酒醋，以及标准鳀鱼罐头中的油（25-30ml），并加入足够的特级初榨橄榄油（30-50ml）直到达到松散、可用勺舀起的浓稠度，然后根据口味调味。立即食用，或在食用前静置一小时。多余的部分存放在冰箱的干净玻璃罐中，最多可保存两天。
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意大利厨房故事
红椒配凤尾鱼或山羊奶酪意面
毫无疑问：将红、黄或橙色辣椒烤焦然后剥皮是一件很麻烦的事。刚出炉的（如果烘烤时没有破裂）烤焦发黑的辣椒就像一个个小气球；当塌陷的辣椒从烤盘被移到碗中时，腔内积聚的滚烫汁液会喷涌而出。在盘子下焖一段时间并稍微冷却后，辣椒可能更容易处理，但那些焦黑的薄皮依然很难剥掉，无论你多么努力地想把它们弹进垃圾桶，它们以及那些滑溜溜的白色种子依然会粘在你的前臂和前额上。剥完辣椒后，即使在六小时后发现一颗种子粘在上臂背面也并不罕见。虽然凌乱且令人恼火，但这一切都是值得的，因为脱离了玻璃纸般外皮的辣椒条是绝妙的：肉质丰盈，触感如天鹅绒般柔软，且带有浓郁、甜美、烟熏的风味。
我是在一位朋友的希腊母亲指导下学习在炉灶上烤焦辣椒的，将它们直接平衡在燃气灶的明火之上并定期翻转。有时很难让它们保持平衡，经常会摇晃掉落，但如果你经常使用烧烤炉，那也是另一种选择，烤箱同样可以，显然空气炸锅也可以。无论你使用哪种方法，目标都是让辣椒皮几乎完全或大面积变黑，且像树皮一样开裂——第一次看到时可能会有点惊吓，但请放心，烤得越焦，底下的果肉颜色就越红。
将三色辣椒切成厚条，拌入橄榄油、红酒醋和少量从腔内流出（希望能接在碗里）的汁液，就这样简单的吃法就很美妙；或者加上凤尾鱼片和黑橄榄，亦或撒上碎费塔奶酪作为配菜。它们也可以作为涂抹了山羊奶酪或捣豆泥的烤面包片顶料。或者，可以将它们与意面搭配，这个创意借鉴自奥塔维奥·卡瓦尔坎蒂（Ottavio Cavalcanti）的《卡拉布里亚厨房》（La Cucina Calabrese）和伊丽莎白·戴维（Elizabeth David）。我喜欢将三分之一的辣椒搅拌成奶油状，而将其余的撕成条状，长度和宽度恰好适合混合和
皮可能很难剥掉，但结果就是这样一份质地丝滑、色泽鲜艳且风味浓郁的意面。
让酱汁粘在面条上（大多数形状的面条都可行）。接着你有两种添加配料的选择：鳀鱼片或碎山羊奶酪，这两种都不会弄得乱七八糟或令人烦躁。
将 4 个红色、黄色或橙色辣椒放在烤盘上，放入 200C（风扇烤箱 180C） / 燃气 6 档的烤箱中烤 30-40 分钟，期间翻面一两次，直到它们全身焦黑并开始塌陷。小心地将辣椒移入碗中，用盘子盖住 20 分钟，使其蒸熟并冷却到可以手拿的程度。在碗上方操作以接住汁液，揉掉辣椒焦黑的皮，将果肉撕成厚条，刷掉种子和白色芯。
然后，使用食物处理机，将三分之一的辣椒打成奶油状并加入盐调味；将剩余的辣椒撕成小条。
在大煎锅中，将 5 汤匙橄榄油与一整瓣去皮大蒜和一小颗新鲜或干燥红辣椒一起加热。待大蒜飘香后，加入 300 克去皮新鲜或罐装番茄，烹饪 12-15 分钟，用勺子背面压碎，将番茄变成酱汁。如果你想加入鳀鱼，现在加入 4 到 6 片罐装鱼片，搅拌使其在酱汁中分解。
烧开一大锅水，加盐，根据包装说明烹饪 450-500 克面条（螺旋面、笔管面、散热器面、短管面）。
将撕碎的辣椒加入番茄中，如果你愿意，还可以加入一瓣切碎的大蒜，搅拌，然后加入打碎的辣椒泥。
当面条煮至口感适中（al dente）时，将其从水中捞出放入酱汁中剧烈搅拌，最后根据喜好加入一把罗勒和 100 克碎山羊奶酪。
“那种感觉拥有数百年历史，但永远不会过时的款待”
Chez Rose 刚刚出现在梅费尔区 (Mayfair) 的波伦街 (Pollen Street)，但对于匆匆而过的行人来说，它看起来就像是 1974. 年就已开业一样。当然，这不过是障眼法；直到最近，这里还是杰森·阿瑟顿 (Jason Atherton) 的 Little Social。然而，通过一些战略性摆放的露天餐桌 (en terrasse)、复古镜子、精心放置的蕾丝垫，以及随后的面包篮，呈现在英国观察者眼前的便是法国。这并非完全的《你好 / 你好》(Allo ‘Allo) 式的刻板印象，而是一种优雅、性感的日常法式餐饮拼贴，让成年英国人像小学生抢食 Milka 巧克力那样对此趋之若鹜。绉饼苏赛特 (Crepes Suzette)、黄酒炖烤鸡 (poulet rôti with vin jaune) 配羊肚菌，黄油煎多佛鲽鱼 (dover sole meuniere) 配芒通柠檬……噢啦啦。如果你进不去法灵顿 (Farringdon) 的 Bouchon Racine，就来这里吧。
Chez Rose 由斯宾塞·梅茨格 (Spencer Metzger) 创办，他的履历堪称美食界的宝库：The Ritz 和 Row on 5 曾是他的烹饪练兵场，直到 Chez Rose 让他能够将整个场所打造为对他已故祖母罗斯玛丽 (Rosemary) 的致敬。罗斯玛丽不是法国人，梅茨格也不是，但当你品尝第一口用脆面包片承载的红虾与番茄小吃，配上浓郁的柠檬风味，并盛在精致的蕾丝垫上时，如果此时还斤斤计较，就显得有些不识好歹了。事实上，如果梅茨格的非-
Chez Rose
Pollen St 5 号, 伦敦 W1S 1NE, 020 7870 3730, chezroselondon. com。全周营业， 午餐：中午– 2. 30pm（周日 3. 30pm），晚餐： 5. 30pm（周日 6. 30pm）–9. 15pm（最后一批入座）。单点人均约 £90 （周日午餐两道菜 £49，三道菜 £59），以上均不含饮料和服务费。
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从外星 情色文学到 《泰德·拉索》 塔尼娅·雷诺兹 谈足球
她在《性教育》中饰演一名热辣的科幻作家，在西区剧院令梅丽尔·斯特里普赞叹，现在她将出演这部暖心足球热门剧集《泰德·拉索》的回归之作。塔尼娅·雷诺兹与露辛达·埃弗雷特聊聊扮演运动型女孩的经历——以及为什么她完全是个“软弱无骨”的人。
（她的作品之一包括《格莱诺西的审判：宇宙之操纵者》）。这部剧被证明是年轻才华的温床，演员阵容中包括恩库提·加特瓦和艾米·卢·伍德。 “我记得在刚开始的那几天，我觉得：‘我正与超级巨星们在一起，’”雷诺兹说。 此后，她成了电视荧屏上的常客，出演了 Netflix 的鼠疫题材闹剧《十日谈》，她在剧中饰演一个由狂野女仆转变为“贵妇”的利西斯卡，表现抢眼；还出演了 BBC 的《另一个贝内特姐妹》，在其中饰演一个傲慢得令人心醉的卡罗琳·宾利（请 Google 搜索那个吃花楸果的场景）。她还参演了电影，包括爱丽丝·洛的跨时代喜剧《时间追猎者》。
到 2023 年第三季结束时，《泰德·拉索》已成为一部大作。这部温馨的喜剧讲述了一位乐观得不可思议的美国足球教练，用他的热情赢得了伦敦一支足球队心扉的故事。该剧已获得 13 项艾美奖，累计观看时长超过 25 bn 分钟。 而对这个惊人统计数据的贡献恰好为零分钟的，则是塔尼娅·雷诺兹，她在第四季中加入该系列，饰演泰德的助理教练爱丽丝。 “我简直不知道自己在哪里！”在我们聊天时，她无奈地耸了耸肩告诉我。“我的意思是，我有点像个隐士。我几乎是住在‘石头底下’（与世隔绝），所以错过这部剧并不奇怪。”她向我保证，她听说过这部剧，并接受了试镜邀请，因为这与她之前做过的任何事情都“如此不同。我当时就想：‘足球教练。疯了。行，没问题。’” 在发送试镜录像一周后，因为觉得“拍得不太好”而没再想这件事，塔尼娅与该剧的联合创作者、编剧兼领衔主演杰森·苏戴基斯进行了 Zoom 视频通话，后者当场给了她这个角色。 一个周一的早晨，她正在北伦敦的家中与我通话——这是所有隐士在面对一名窥探背景的记者时最喜欢的见面时间（我看到了蜡烛、书——塔尼娅在 Instagram 上推荐了她最喜欢的书——以及一幅巨大的向日葵画，她将摄像头转向那里，好让我看得更清楚）。雷诺兹穿着一件无袖红色上衣，头发用发圈扎着，完全没有经过媒体培训的刻意感——她的回答中夹杂着停顿和措辞修改（或者这可能只是因为她是一个“紧张的人”）。 她也很热情，经常开怀大笑，并且像所有自认为体面的英国人一样，经常且娴熟地自我嘲讽。 当我们安顿下来，在对方为她那轰鸣的洗衣机而道歉之时，我问到了梅丽尔·斯特里普和马丁·肖特前来观看 1536 的事情。这部剧是她在我们对话时主演的作品，玛格特·罗比担任联合制片人。 “我们实际上在后台写了涂鸦：梅丽尔·斯特里普 10 号要来！”她说。“我们都站在舞台上，像……那样排成一排，”她尽力模仿一张古早的家庭合影，“激动得说不出话。但他们太友好了……我们都哭了。梅丽尔也哭了。那感觉很美。” 1536 是雷诺兹令人印象深刻的戏剧履历上的最新一项，其中还包括去年在《海鸥》中与凯特·布兰切特对戏饰演的玛莎，以及 2024 年因在阿尔梅达剧院出演《一面镜子》而获得奥利维尔奖提名。但许多人最熟悉的可能仍是她在 Netflix 的《性教育》中饰演的突破性角色莉莉·伊格哈特——那个扎着太空丸子头、热衷于角色扮演的青少年作家，写的是外星情色小说（如《格莱诺西的审判：宇宙之操纵者》）。
在洛（Lowe）的鼓励下，雷诺兹编写了自己的电影《狗人》（Dog Person），她将执导（“我肯定非常恐惧，确实如此”）并主演，其他主演包括休·邦内维尔（Hugh Bonneville）和詹姆斯·诺顿（James Norton）。该片“有望”于今年拍摄，讲述了一名三十多岁的女性在生活的压力下感到精疲力竭，随后“发现了自己想成为一只狗的欲望”。（仿佛魔法般，在一次看兽医回来后，她那只叫波拉奇（Borage）的长毛救助犬此时正轻快地走进来）。雷诺兹出生在海梅尔海姆斯特德（Hemel Hempstead）一个“完全不是演艺家庭”的家庭中（她的意大利父亲是一名建筑工人，母亲是一名招牌画家——两人都“相当安静且害羞”），雷诺兹在四岁“或者也许是六岁”时决定成为一名演员。这想法从何而来？“我不知道，”她清晰地说道，“我总是爱出风头，记得我妈妈说过：‘你很擅长演戏，’我脑子里就产生了一种感觉：‘噢，那我就做这个吧。’”她是家里第一个上大学的人，随后赢得了牛津戏剧学院（Oxford School of Drama）的全额奖学金——这是她唯一能负担得起就读的方式。如果说雷诺兹的演艺生涯中有一条主线，那就是那些令人耳目一新的复杂角色——有缺陷的、直率的、尖刻的、暴力的。她说，饰演利西斯卡（Licisca）帮她找到了自己的“狂野”一面。“这一直存在，但从未显现——除非穿着中世纪的戏服！”教练爱丽丝（Alice）则是另一个复杂的命题。在我被分配到的四集内容中，她大部分时间都在怒视，看着泰德（Ted）伸出击掌的手，仿佛担心会染上狂犬病，或者更糟——感受到乐趣。但其中闪现着某种铺陈。“想到要扮演一个强悍的人，我其实挺害怕的。想象我强悍的样子简直太好笑了。因为我像根奶酪丝一样柔软，”她笑着说。“ [但] 她在开始阶段几乎是在演戏……特别是在那些历史上由男性主导的领域，我认为女性经常觉得她们必须表现出与典型女性特质相反的样子。爱丽丝试图成为这样一个坚固、冷漠、没有幽默感的机器。但这部剧最出色的地方在于展示了，在任何外壳之下，无论多么强悍或尖刻，都有复杂性、深度和温柔。” 事实上，这部剧依然是一种纯粹的享受：稳定地搞笑，充满温暖，而且这一季通过泰德指导里士满（Richmond）女队的全新剧情，注入了大剂量的女性赋权。它也让我们从屏幕上 incessant 的针对女性的暴力中得到了一次欢迎的喘息。“我如此热爱《泰德·拉索》（Ted Lasso）很大一部分原因在于，它正是我现在想看的那种电视节目，”她说。“就个人而言，也许是因为我本身稍微有点紧张、焦虑的性格……”她停顿了一下，“或者也许是因为我真的太他妈累了，就像外面这么多女性一样，已经对……是的，感到精疲力竭，”她话音渐弱，疲惫地揉了揉眼睛。“但我无法观看暴力的东西，尤其是针对女性的暴力。我真的无法接受，”她总结道。她补充说，“1536，”基本上是一部关于历史如何重演的戏剧（并询问）我们距离那个国王（亨利八世）决定开始修改法律以便能杀死妻子的时代已经走过了多远。她发出了一声苦笑。
“《泰德·拉索》（Ted Lasso）非常不同，但它的核心在于乐观和积极。这就是我想看的电视节目。”其他渴望看到《泰德》的人会很高兴地看到许多原班人马回归。事实上，除了足球运动员之外，雷诺兹是唯一的新主角。她的拍摄首日如何？“我非常紧张。而且他们是边拍边写，所以并不是像提前拿到了 10 份剧本那样。在我开始时，我只读了两份，”她说。“他们知道想把故事引向哪里，但他们也非常开放协作，并且是为演员量身定稿，所以一切都是在进行过程中构建起来的。”她的许多戏份是与“即兴表演天才”苏德基斯和布伦丹·亨特（共同创作者兼编剧，饰演比尔德教练）合作。“很多即兴表演只是因为他们太好笑，而我努力克制不笑。整个拍摄过程就像是在进行一次‘不能笑，千万不能笑’的练习。”他们还帮助雷诺兹在足球领域找到感觉。“像很多人一样，我确实在过去几年里开始关注女足，但为了拿到这份[工作]，我必须提高自己的水平。”比赛场景被证明很难处理。“他们把教练分开拍摄，所以我们实际上并没有在看足球。那帮小伙子会即兴发挥并大声喊叫。我当时就像在说‘呃，踢！快，嗯，把球踢出去！’我不得不经常问布伦丹和杰森：‘一个像足球教练会说的话应该是什么样的？’”毫无疑问，《泰德·拉索》将把雷诺兹推向一个新的星级高度。但尽管她在小学时“自信得令人讨厌”，但在整个职业生涯中，她一直被冒充者综合征所困扰。我问，随着所有这些成功，情况应该在好转吧？“坦白说，我觉得可能在恶化！”她笑道。“每年都在恶化。我目前的应对方法就是接每一个到来的工作，尽力而为，然后之后我不看任何东西。我只想着：‘我就这么一直做下去，直到他们告诉我我不能再做为止。’”《泰德·拉索》将于周三在 Apple TV 上线。
Ricky Gervais 回归，带来一部粗俗、充满脏话的动画喜剧——而我一次也没笑 Rhik Samadder
根据多元宇宙理论， 在某些平行现实中， 关于 Ricky Gervais 新项目的 消息带来的感觉可能并非恐惧。 但我们并不生活在那些现实中。在看了他的新剧《Alley Cats》（Netflix，周五起播）后——这是一部粗鲁的打屁快餐剧，里面的动画猫咪们像一群酒吧里的无聊之辈一样闲聊——我不确定该报道什么，除了我一次也没笑过这个事实。考虑到我曾经是多么的一名粉丝，我觉得这很令人惊讶。发生了什么？
他的死忠粉会说，是“觉醒文化”（Woke）发生了。Gervais 为此付出了代价，因为关于矮人、残障人士和跨性别者的笑话，其社会接受度（Overton window）已经发生了偏移。他们哀叹，现在你什么都不能说了，与此同时，他们却在为一名拥有巨大平台且富有的男性辩护，而这个人恰恰证明了上述观点是相反的。不过，他们也没错——政治确实在起作用。在写这篇文章时，我走到室外向一位酷儿朋友打招呼，她当然地在街上买了一辆自行车。我问她对 Ricky Gervais 怎么看。 “他过时了。我们不再需要他了，”她说，语气就像在描述邮寄 DVD 一样。她说他的作品现在不能让她笑，但补充说这反而是一种解脱。如果他既有问题，而她又觉得他好笑，那么她就必须忍受内心的矛盾。他让她摆脱了这种困境；但喜剧演员的政治立场与他们的艺术造诣依然是两回事。
我喜欢矛盾，讨厌安全的喜剧。我实际上同意现在我们的文化很大一部分是规避风险且枯燥的。没有什么比一个优秀的、打破禁忌的笑话更能让我大笑。幽默通常在于瓦解教条，充当我们集体潜意识的压力阀。那些更黑暗、更触及底线的内容，往往风味最浓郁。但“优秀”与“打破禁忌”同样重要。《Alley Cats》为了追求后者而牺牲了前者。这就是为什么它显得如此蹩脚。
该剧围绕一群流浪猫展开，它们大部分时间都呆在一座废弃房屋的沙发上看电视。由 Ricky Gervais 配音的 Gus 是一只肥胖的橘色公猫，他对着所有人吼叫着无知或厌世的观点。由 Tom Basden 配音的 Ponce 是一只被娇惯的中产纯种猫，虽然说话有理有据，但因为他没胆量（lol），导致其形象被彻底削弱。然后是 Puke（David Earl），一个好色且邋遢的变态，热衷于跨物种性行为，会说出诸如“我曾经给一只刺猬做过肛交”之类的话。
这类关于与动物进行古怪性行为的笑话在每集中都会出现。此外还有关于肥胖者、盲猫以及智力障碍的笑话。Gus 经常咒骂
要制造震惊，我就 越是频繁地查看手表。 每集时长 15 分钟——但 感觉要长得多
在每一句台词中，就像一些英国人那样，习惯性地钟爱那个最严重的脏词，那个会让美国人惊恐发作的词。这部剧懒散且自鸣得意。它越是决心要制造震惊，我就越是频繁地查看我的手表。每集时长 15 分钟——但感觉要长得多。 这里支撑喜剧效果的核心观点——即猫是混蛋——感觉起码有 30 年的历史了。动物性行为、肛门话题、那种认为同性恋很搞笑的氛围——这些都是我记得人们在学校里开的玩笑。那时我就不觉得它们好笑。这些笑话像牛奶一样变质了，但重点是它们已经过时了。它们是可以预见的。幽默依赖于惊喜，而这里毫无惊喜。那些男人间的打情骂俏在每集结尾都会预见地转向煽情，其手法之粗糙犹如拆车场。然后，Cat Stevens 的音乐响起。 我认识的每一个醉醺醺的家伙都借鉴了 Gervais 的喜剧节奏。用吉他英雄般的情色感地轻咬下唇，用轻率的反击主导对话，从而暴露出一种狡黠的自我厌恶。我依然认为，就对英国喜剧的重要性而言，他仅次于 Tony Hancock、Monty Python 和 Richard Curtis。 《办公室》(The Office) 和 《配角》(Extras) 分别是 00 年代最具影响力和最有趣的情景喜剧。他的播客帮助定义了这一媒介。他曾做过精妙的人物塑造，写过令我内心宽广的爱情和友情故事。而现在，我的心再次收缩，就像一个内爆的宇宙。我们远离了斯劳 (Slough)，而这条小巷感觉像是一条死胡同。
《占有》(Possession) 周四，晚上 9 点， Sky Atlantic
周六
今日精选 《希特勒的游戏：彩色 1936 年柏林》 晚上 8 点，Channel 4 “十万名观众同时起立，行希特勒礼并高喊‘希特勒万岁’。” 历史学家们将讲述 1936 年柏林奥运会的故事，同时邀请了诸如 Jesse Owens、Audrey Brown 和 Jack Beresford 等参赛者的后代。他们分享了其家人在一个身为纳粹宣传活动的赛事中，代表国家出赛的矛盾体验。HR
《萨塞克斯：南海岸之珠》 晚上 7 点，Channel 5 很难理解为什么这部剧选择一个可能会疏远南海岸其他所有郡观众的标题。本集持续专题涵盖了一名救生员、一名致力于保护大教堂的奇切斯特神职人员，以及制作手工奶酪的农民。Alexi Duggins
她饰演英国律师克劳迪亚——为人刻板，但忍不住抽电子烟——她被派往牙买加，旨在挑战一项针对前种植园的继承权主张。奥利弗·康诺特（乔尼·李·米勒 饰）想知道为什么他的父亲将该地产留给了一个名叫库卓·伊斯特（谢尔顿·谢泼德 饰）的神秘男子。但一旦克劳迪亚抵达，她便被这座庄园所困扰，而闪回片段揭示了这里曾经发生的事情。过去的人们与如今争取在那里生活的人们有何联系？克劳迪亚将发现什么样的秘密？开篇是缓慢铺陈的设定，并点缀着随后将展开的动作场面…… Hollie Richardson
Boléro at the Proms 7.55pm, BBC Two 这部录制于世界杯决赛当日的节目中，西班牙国家管弦乐团以拉威尔的《波莱罗舞曲》在 Proms 音乐节上首次亮相。在首席指挥大卫·阿夫坎（脖子上围着一条西班牙足球围巾）的带领下，他们还演奏了罗德里戈的《阿兰胡埃斯协奏曲》和曼努埃尔·德·法雅的《三顶礼帽》。Nick Mohammed 主持。HR
哨兵 (The Sentinels) 9.50pm, BBC Four 这部关于第一次世界大战中实验室培育超级士兵的法国反事实惊悚剧一直维持着令人信服的水准；随着最后两集的播出，政治阴谋与动作场面完美融合。解救马佐里克 (Mazauric) 的任务正处于危险之中——这令人担忧，因为显然一切都取决于此。Phil Harrison
楼梯 (The Staircase) 10.55pm, ITV1 尽管情节设定有些刻意，但这部关于迈克尔（科林·费尔斯 饰）及其试图证明自己没有谋杀妻子凯瑟琳（托妮·科莱特 饰）的剧集依然紧张且扣人心弦。地区检察官办公室构建了针对迈克尔的案件——对检察官来说非常方便的是，关于他过去的细节浮出水面，足以替他们完成工作。PH
鬼屋澳大利亚 (Ghosts Australia) 10.55pm, BBC Three 与南半球的幽灵小队一起迎接双倍笑料。凯特可能已经习惯了她那些阴森的室友——包括 80 年代的有氧运动教练林迪和 90 年代的机车党撒旦——但当她的母亲梅尔意外地过来小住时，他们能表现得体吗？更糟糕的是，梅尔威胁要直接搬进来住。HR
星期日
今日精选 理查德·E·格兰特的现代奥德赛 (Richard E Grant’s Very Modern Odyssey) 8pm, Channel 4 克里斯托弗·诺兰的商业大片注定会引发一波名人旅行纪录片——但坦率地说，当轮到理查德·E·格兰特时，这种情况是可以原谅的。这位演员自从 18 岁阅读《奥德赛》以来就一直痴迷于此，这足以成为他访问那些据称启发了荷马的地中海地区的理由。马耳他第一站，格兰特散发着他一贯的魅力，并对几乎所有事物都“完全着迷”。HR
自然之力 (Force of Nature) 7pm, ITV1 在第一次约会时见过鸭嘴兽吗？这很短暂且诡异，正如安德鲁·林肯在这部顶尖自然系列片的第二集中描述的那样。在结束之后，我们跟随雌性鸭嘴兽观察它产卵并准备在 7 天内孵化——但上游正酝酿着一场狂风暴雨。她能从山洪中幸存吗？HR
范德法尔克 (Van Der Valk) 8pm, ITV1 马克·沃伦回归饰演那位易怒的阿姆斯特丹警察，他可能会受益于在一家大麻咖啡馆花些时间。针对一个犯罪团伙举报人的专业刺杀，使他与一名在保护细节工作中担任职员的前任尴尬地重逢。他们能否停止翻旧账，从而保护好第二个线人？Graeme Virtue
钢琴 (The Piano) 9pm, Channel 4 本周，才华横溢的钢琴家们前往伦敦桥车站，试图给客座评委朱尔斯·霍兰德留下深刻印象。一位 84 岁老人对《Roll Out the Barrel》极具冲击力的演绎，是否拥有足够的布吉伍吉节奏来赢得他的青睐？而在另一个极端，有一个孩子引发了大规模的合唱。Hannah Verdier
普罗米斯音乐节上的伟大小提琴家 晚上9点，BBC Four 为了纪念新星小提琴家 Sueye Park 在普罗米斯音乐节上以《西贝柳斯小提琴协奏曲》带来的“令人惊叹”的首次亮相，Katie Derham 将呈现一系列曾在皇家阿尔伯特礼堂上演的伟大小提琴独奏。其中包括 Liya Petrova、Nicola Benedetti 和 Nigel Kennedy。HR
诱骗：谎言背后的真相 晚上9点，Sky Documentaries 一部深刻的三集系列片，追踪巴罗居民 Ellie Williams 的案件，她因在关于一个亚洲诱骗团伙的指控中撒谎而被定罪。极右翼团体是如何将此事武器化的？为什么其他女性关于受虐的指控被忽视了？Williams 的家人也将首次发声。HR
周一
今日推荐 名人大逃亡 晚上9点，Channel 4 这部生存秀的第七季邀请了一群讨喜的嘉宾。《舞动奇迹》的 Amy Dowden 和 Carlos Gu 带来了华丽气息，而喜剧演员 Brian Conley 及其女儿则拥有一个优势：“只有老年人才知道我是谁。” 其他逃亡者包括《Love Island》的 Chris Taylor 和 Toby Aromolaran，电视主持人 JJ Chalmers 和 Sophie Morgan，房地产专家 Scarlette 和 Stuart Douglas，以及喜剧演员 Jen Brister 和 Laura Smyth。HR
全景节目：英国最严格的学校 晚上8点，BBC One 因为看向窗外而被禁闭？上个月，位于德文郡和康沃尔郡的 Athena Learning Trust 宣布，在家长投诉其纪律措施过于严苛后，该机构将解散并将其学校移交给其他组织。Richard Bilton 调查了这家多学院信托机构，并采访了前教师和学生。HR
进化 晚上9点，BBC Two 我们是如何变得聪明的？谁是第一个具有“思考”能力的动物？Chris Packham 将通过聚焦超级聪明的海豚，在另一堂令人震撼的进化课中寻找答案。他将时间回溯到数十亿年前，探讨演变为第一双眼睛的光敏细胞，而这将进一步促成第一个大脑的产生。令人惊讶的是，飞蛾在这场智慧探索中也被提及。HR
失散多年家庭：无迹可寻的诞生 晚上9点，ITV1 这部关于家庭团聚节目的衍生剧集（专注于弃儿）回归了。Nicky Campbell 和 Davina McCall 帮助 David 追溯他的起源，他于 19 60 年被遗弃在伦敦的一栋公寓楼中，其根源可追溯至法国和荷兰。对于本周的另一位参与者 Sarah 来说，故事始于 1983 年莱斯特的一个电话亭。Jack Seale
Sally Magnusson 回忆录：脑力大挑战 (Mastermind) 晚上9点，BBC Four 对许多人来说，《脑力大挑战》将永远与儒雅的 Magnus Magnusson 划等号。这部令人愉快的纪录片与他的女儿 Sally 共同回顾往昔，她回忆了该节目的起源，以及她年轻时的兴奋感。
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它的成功，以及在街上听到陌生人对她大喊“我已经开始了，所以我一定会完成！”时的感受。PH
《吉普赛妻子的秘密生活》 10.pm, Channel 4 在这里我们将更多地了解到 Trewley 在学校不得不面对的边缘化，以及因为身为旅行者社区成员而被大型美容品牌拒绝的经历。当她前往利物浦探讨潜在的唇线产品系列发布时，她的冒充者综合征是否会占据上风？Priya Elan
周二
今日推荐 《索尔兹伯里中毒事件：身边的间谍》 9.pm, Sky Documentaries “我对自己说：‘别担心，索尔兹伯里什么事也不会发生，’”记者 Emma Volney 回忆起 2018 年她在当地广播电台工作的第一周。“你不会指望看到两个人坐在长椅上口吐白沫。”这部纪录片通过第一手证词，回顾了前俄罗斯间谍 Sergei Skripal 及其女儿 Yulia 中毒事件的经过。Theresa May、情报官员和反恐领导人也就该事件发表了看法。HR
《最佳医疗》 8pm, Sky One 这部关于一个脾气古怪的小镇医生的温馨剧集是《马丁医生》的忠实翻拍版——尽管加入了一些美国式的滥情。本周，缅因州的马丁医生 (Josh Charles) 将面对一名近期出现奇怪行为模式的高龄患者，以及一名显然患有健康焦虑症的小学生 Peter。Hannah J Davies
《幸存者澳大利亚》 9pm, BBC Three 在泥坑中奔跑并不可避免地受伤，与这部热门真人秀第 10 季中被宣传为“英雄对阵恶棍”的营火对决相比，简直不算什么。各部落的角色设定非常精准：环保主义者和活动人士组成一支团队，而自认自私的阵营则在密谋诡计上全力以赴。HV
《乔与大卫的魔幻情景喜剧之旅》 9pm, U&Gold 喜剧演员好友 Joe Wilkinson 和 David Earl 很难用简短的话描述他们的这部新节目。你只需要知道，他们在每集节目中都会庆祝一部他们最喜爱的情景喜剧，参观拍摄地并与创作者及明星对话。首先登场的是 Joe 的首选之一：《 porridge》。HR
《吸血鬼莱斯特：吸血鬼访谈》 9.30pm, BBC Two 这部夸张的音乐吸血鬼闹剧继续令人兴奋。Jennifer Ehle 客串出演华丽摇滚明星 Lestat (Sam Reid) 那出色的母亲，我们将了解到他们两人是如何在 18 世纪的法国变成吸血鬼的。当然，其中涉及了一些乱伦情节，但这对组合在银幕上的化学反应极强。HR
《发生在我身上：我因氯胺酮在日本被监禁》 10.15pm, BBC Two Izabel Rose 曾是一名功能正常的氯胺酮使用者。她被日本吸引，认为离开伦敦能让她改邪归正。但正如她承认的，“上瘾是不分地理位置的”。在打电话给一名联系人寻求药物后，她在大阪被警方拘留。那么在这部纪录片中，为什么她说那是她人生中最美好的一天？PE
周三
今日推荐 《山谷之声》 8pm, Sky Arts Gwlad! Gwlaaad! 一部精美的三部分纪录片，跟随男声合唱团在威尔士各地的比赛中演出那种“能让你脊背发凉”的声音，并了解为什么他们是社区中如此重要的一部分。故事从 Beaufort 男声合唱团开始——男高音兼独唱演员 Callum Rees 将把他的街头表演收入捐给合唱团，令人心融。HR
《急诊室 24 / 7：分秒必争》 8pm, Channel 5 在 Barnsley 医院的急诊室，那部红色大电话从未停止响起，镜头跟随病房护士长 Jo。这一集的重点是老人和幼儿：当老年患者昏厥、疑似中风而倒地或与心脏衰竭作斗争时，一名三岁孩子的唇部裂伤可能严重到需要将其转院至谢菲尔德。JS
《未宣之战》 9pm, Channel 4 尽管所有相关人员都有最好的初衷，Peter
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Ann Droid 晚上 9.30，BBC One 这部关于一名寡妇和她的机器人护理员的喜剧，每一集都让人捧腹大笑。苏（Sue Johnston）邀请她的儿子和女友来家里喝酒吃薯片，但她依然不看好他们：“不吃虾 cocktail 味薯片？他都忘了自己是谁了。”与此同时，难以相处的伪闺蜜 Phyllis 得到了一个坏消息。HR
《Who Do You Think You Are?》，周四
Kosminsky 的这部网络惊悚剧始终没能火起来。不过，在这一集倒数第二集中，它至少勉强维持了一定的热度，剧中 Danny、Saara 和 Roz 联手帮助 Vadim 逃脱。随后，Danny 发现了一个改变一切的秘密。PH
999: Critical Condition 晚上 9 点，Channel 5 镜头转向伯明翰伊丽莎白女王医院，这里的护理团队冷静地处理着那些可能改变生活的重伤。受益的患者中包括养老金领取者 Graham，他需要进行一项多阶段的手术，以切除一个阴险的内耳肿瘤，否则他将陷入昏迷。GV
Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee 晚上 10 点，BBC Three 谦逊的拼写选手 Tom Walker 回到这部具有迷人 70 年代风格的游戏节目第二季，捍卫他的冠军头衔。但他没料到 Hannah Gadsby 隐藏的才华，也没有料到 Lloyd Langford 的威尔士优势。为了荒诞的职位名称猜测游戏而来看，为了拼写观众名字的艰苦挣扎而留下。HV
The Big Cases: The Funeral Home Horror 晚上 10 点，BBC Two 回顾殡仪馆承办人 Robert Bush 的令人不安的案件。他上周因多项罪名出庭，包括销售虚假丧葬计划、将陌生人的骨灰交给家属以及妨碍体面安葬。被背叛的人们此后一直在争取立法，以确保此类事件不再发生。HR
周四
今日推荐 Who Do You Think You Are? 晚上 9 点，BBC One 2017 年，七项全能运动员 Katarina Johnson-Thompson 失去了她的父亲。在她于利物浦长大期间，父亲一直住在巴哈马并支持着她：“这给了我寻找自我身份的动力。”于是她前往巴哈马——即“未知之地”——然后前往迈阿密，去了解她的家人在民权运动之前、期间和之后的生活。HR
Renovation Rescue 晚上 8 点，Channel 4 关于你的房子，你会更信任谁：粗制滥造的建筑工，还是前真人秀明星？Vogue Williams 和《Love Islander》选手 Luke Mabbott 来接手那些被停工的房屋。寡妇 Penny 需要帮助处理一栋预算超支且进度落后的房子。我们的网红能否通过快速翻新来挽救局面？PE
The Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke 晚上 9 点，BBC Two 这是一个令人震惊的故事的最终集，讲述一名摩门教家庭网红最终因虐待儿童而被判入狱。家庭成员之外的人开始尝试查明家中发生了什么——并发现了令人震惊的真相。AD
The Chase Around the World 晚上 9 点，ITV1 《The Chase》的竞赛转移到了巴黎。在那里，Vixen 和 Beast 提出的问题将给参赛者提供在城市中穿行并找到临时地标 Bradley Walsh 所需的方向。巴黎圣母院、蜗牛和凯旋门勾勒出了几个游客最爱的景点。JS
The Five-Star Weekend 晚上 11 点，Sky Atlantic 这次周末度假注定会以集体的崩溃而告终——现在 Hollis (Jennifer Garner) 知道了她死去的丈夫出轨的事，这成了一场高戏剧冲突的双集大结局。Hollis 能原谅 Gigi (Gemma Chan) 吗？但更重要的是，Brooke (D’Arcy Carden) 的酷儿觉醒能否迎来一个幸福结局？HR
周五
今日推荐 Grimsburg 晚上 10.15，Sky One 这部由 Jon Hamm 主演的成人动画剧集上周在英国悄悄首播，现播三集。Hamm 饰演警察侦探 Marvin Flute，他回到了故乡，试图与家人重新建立联系并继续解决离奇案件。这一次，由于他发现自己被指控谋杀一名法官并试图洗清冤屈，剧中出现了一些轻松的笑点。HR
Granite Harbour 晚上 8 点，BBC One 这部苏格兰警匪剧在第三季迎来收官，年轻的搭档 Bartlett 督察和 Lindo 副督察决心揭开一名乡村庄园少女被杀案背后的动机。但随着头号嫌疑人死亡，且特别警察调查局正在审查他们的行为，这一切将并非易事。GV
超级富豪的整容秘密 (Surgery Secrets of the Super Rich) 晚上 8 点，Channel 4 我们现在是否都生活在“羞耻之圈”中？在这部关于审美标准的冰冷反乌托邦纪录片中，Hannah 正在用一套“新娘套餐”美容疗程来庆祝她的订婚大日子。这些疗程包括在脸颊植入线，以及通过液态隆鼻术在鼻部进行操作。这一切共花费 £3k。恭喜！PE
科西嘉岛：地中海之珠 (Corsica: Jewel of the Mediterranean) 晚上 8 点，Channel 5 乔安娜·鲁姆利用她那天鹅绒般的嗓音，讲述在法国东南部海岸外的岛屿——科西嘉岛的惬意生活。我们将遇到一位转行做面包师的银行家，他制作的饼干令人无法抗拒；还有一位同时身为栗子农场主的大学讲师。此外，这座城堡也将迎来翻新。HR
贝尔热拉克 (Bergerac) 晚上 9 点，BBC Two 在这部对 20 世纪 80 年代泽西岛犯罪剧的精明重启之作中，Damien Molony 是一位极具吸引力但情绪不稳定且充满激情的侦探。本周，Jim Bergerac 以一场狂躁的白板演示让同事们感到不安，而这源于他想要扳倒傲慢的高官 Arthur Wakefield (Philip Glenister) 的执念。JS
本周推荐 《泰德·拉索》(Ted Lasso) Apple TV，周三起播
《一百年孤独》(One Hundred Years of Solitude) Netfl ix，周三起播 回到马孔多，这部改编自加夫列尔·加西亚·马尔克斯作品的剧集进入第二部分，在捕捉原著小说中那种离奇而质朴的陌生感方面做得十分出色。而且有令人担忧的消息：美国联合果品公司剥削时代的到来，伴随着经过精准计量的香蕉，这座小镇将以所有最糟糕的方式被现代化。剧情不可避免地让本季带上了更强的社会意识和批判色彩，但随着乌尔苏拉·伊瓜兰的古老诅咒开始显现，核心的魔幻现实主义始终触手可及。PH
我们是否还想在品尝美式奶酪的同时观看足球？考虑到人们对近期世界杯的保留意见（尤其是决赛中由《Ted Lasso》主演的半场表演），这确实值得探讨。第四季的前提是“回归基础”——这是该剧作为一部关于弱者逆袭的故事仍能奏效的唯一可能方式。当特德（杰森·苏德基斯 饰）在美国时，丽贝卡（汉娜·瓦丁汉姆 饰）和基莉（朱诺·坦普尔 饰）来访。他能否被说服去执教她们的二线女子球队“灰猎犬队” (Lady Greyhounds)？优秀的演员阵容——现在还包括《性教育》明星塔尼娅·雷诺兹 (Tanya Reynolds)——让剧情继续流畅推进。Phil Harrison
大鸡：快餐阴谋 Netflix，周三起 喜剧演员莫·吉利根 (Mo Gilligan) 对鸡肉产业的调查形式远非原创：他尝试在 28 天内仅靠快餐鸡生存，显然借鉴了摩根·斯普洛克 2004 年的电影《超级尺寸我》(Super Size Me)。然而，该作在其他方面有其价值，吉利根揭露了一系列与禽类相关的恐怖之举：对工人的剥削；针对低收入社区的营销；鸡只面临的糟糕环境；以及食物缺乏营养价值。这个行业早已该受到这里所给予的审视。PH
斯特林点 (Sterling Point) Prime Video，周三起 在这部青少年系列剧中，又有关于美国富裕青少年成长烦恼的戏剧冲突，至少在氛围上，它让人联想到《我变成漂亮的那个夏天》(The Summer I Turned Pretty)。情节围绕一对兄妹展开，他们（以一种令人恼火的随意方式）继承了一座湖心岛。麻烦接踵而至。然而，事情将变得更加混乱：当安妮（艾拉·鲁宾 饰）到达斯特林点时，她震惊地遇到了一个与她已故母亲长得一模一样的女孩。她是否有一个秘密姐妹？一场情感紧张的探索之旅随之展开。PH
上帝的怪物 (Monsters of God) HBO Max，周五起 一个丰富、奇异且在很大程度上不为人知的世界通常能成就一部引人入胜的纪录片系列，电影制作人、曾拍摄《虎王》(Tiger King) 的埃里克·古德 (Eric Goode) 对异国动物走私的深入探讨也不例外。我们在片中遇到的人大多属于“讨喜的怪咖”类别——显然，他们对蛇类和蜥蜴的热情是完全真诚的。然而，这并非故事的全部。古德揭秘了通过从保护区中解放（或根据你的观点而定，是偷窃）动物，并将其走私给动物园和私人收藏家所能赚取的巨额资金。PH
碎片 (The Shards) Disney+，周四起 来自电视界最 prolific 的三原色通俗作品供应者——瑞安·墨菲 (Ryan Murphy) 的新剧。《碎片》由布雷特·东尼森·埃利斯 (Bret Easton Ellis) 共同创作，改编自该作者的半自传体小说，背景设定在 20 世纪 80 年代初，讲述的是洛杉矶一所精英学校中一个倦怠且特权的友谊圈。 aspiring 作家布雷特（伊格比·里格尼 饰）的世界随着富有魅力的罗伯特（由霍默·盖尔饰演）的到来而陷入混乱。这仅仅是校园政治吗？也许吧，但此时有一名连环杀手在逃，而他和罗伯特似乎有所关联。节制和含蓄在本作中完全不存在。PH
小巷猫 (Alley Cats) Netflix，周五起 瑞基·格维兹 (Ricky Gervais) 最新一次误入歧途的喜剧尝试是这部设定在阴暗猫之世界的动画片。遗憾的是，动画风格平庸，情节几乎不存在，配音——尤其是格维兹本人的配音，尽管汤姆·巴斯登 (Tom Basden)、凯瑞·戈德利曼 (Kerry Godliman) 和戴安·摩根 (Diane Morgan) 也在其中——敷衍得近乎侮辱。正如格维兹在《办公室》(The Office) 之后的作品经常那样，这部剧竟然在毫无必要地令人不快的同时又显得矫情，充斥着大量脏话和感伤。PH
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《吸血鬼莱斯特：吸血鬼访谈》 (The Vampire Lestat: Interview With the Vampire) BBC Two / iPlayer ★★★★☆
《吸血鬼访谈》第三季变成了一出华丽摇滚音乐剧。这部基于安妮·赖斯 (Anne Rice) 的《吸血鬼编年史》系列小说改编的剧集，此前设定在过去，从 1910 . 年的新奥尔良开始。现在，天鹅绒外套和歌剧望远镜过时了；紧身裤和可卡因线成了主流。现在是 2025 年，莱斯特组建了一支华丽摇滚乐队，录制了一张宣泄愤怒的专辑并在美国巡演，我们在底特律的一次血腥混乱的停留期间加入了他的旅程。要欣赏这部剧，你必须接受山姆·里德 (Sam Reid) 那种像吉姆·莫里森 (Jim Morrison) 式的“蜥蜴之王”般奔放的表演，同时原谅歌曲中复古的庸俗感，以及旁白拒不承认摇滚主唱那些宣言之尴尬的傲慢。抛开这些，这部剧极其有趣。—— Jack Seale
《愤怒》 (Furious) Disney+ ★★★★☆
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这部剧集出自伊丽莎白·梅里韦瑟 (Elizabeth Meriwether) 之手，她去年为我们带来了关于一名癌症晚期患者性探索之旅的惊人故事《渴望性爱》(Dying for Sex)，以及 2022 . 年出色的欺诈剧《辍学》(The Dropout)。艾米·罗瑟姆 (Emmy Rossum) 饰演艾丽丝·布莱克 (Alice Black)，一名负责 FBI 举报电话的前警员，她最终开始寻找那种稀有之物：一名女性连环杀手。随后的剧情部分是标准的惊悚片，因为她们发现了一个牵涉到名流显贵的性贩卖网络。但这同时也是一场类似《杀死伊芙》(Killing Eve) 的猫鼠游戏，一名侦探与她的猎物之间逐渐建立了某种联系。而且，最重要的一点是，这是一部探讨面对相似创伤时，反应方式如何产生差异的人物剧。—— Lucy Mangan
《狂喜》 (The Rapture) BBC One / iPlayer ★★★☆☆
当利兹·詹森 (Liz Jensen) 的《狂喜》在 2010 , 年首次出版时，它设定在一个近未来：英国的温度上升到难以忍受的高度，带有末日倾向的基督教邪教团体纷纷涌现，人们日益感觉到世界正在陷入疯狂。因此，这部改编剧是应对我们目前打破纪录、令人恐惧的热浪以及意识到未来终于到来的完美伴侣。临床心理治疗师加布里埃尔·福克斯博士 (Dr Gabrielle Fox，露丝·马德利 Ruth Madeley 饰) 接手了青少年贝瑟尼·克拉尔 (Bethany Krall，英迪亚·阿马特菲奥 India Amarteifi o 饰) 的案例，后者被判定杀害了她的母亲。在案发前，她画了一幅母亲脸上被螺丝刀戳穿的画——但她声称她的画作是她的幻象，而非计划……随着剧情展开，内容过于繁杂，但有些时刻的呈现效果出奇地好。—— LM
《沙巴兹之问：亿万富翁很糟糕吗？》 (Shabaz Asks: Are Billionaires Bad?) BBC Three / iPlayer ★★★☆☆
这不是那种为了 Z 世代而简化重要社会事件的 BBC Three 纪录片，而是一部对该类题材的恶搞——而且效果很好。其成功在很大程度上归功于主持人沙巴兹·阿里 (Shabaz Ali) —— 一位从教师转型为 TikTok 博主且自封为“穷人之王”的人。在这里，他通过表现得略显呆萌来化解超级富豪及其随从的戒心，他在开头承诺：“当我想不到如何反击时，我会做出路易·塞鲁克斯 (Louis Theroux) 那样的凝视”。这听起来可能有点像菲洛梅娜·康克 (Philomena Cunk)，更像是一场喜剧表演而非其他。然而，阿里通过极力夸大相关议题的荒谬感，成功制作了一部相当不错的纪录片，使得“亿万富翁”这个概念本身开始显得愚蠢。—— Hannah J Davies
本周精选
广泛发行，每周更新 喜剧演员 费恩·布雷迪（Fern Brady，上图）和艾莉森·斯皮特尔（Alison Spittle）回归该系列第二季，带来充满喜剧色彩的混乱聊天。预计将有大量毫无主题、仅凭灵感随机跳转的讨论。目前的话题包括：罗伯特·德尼罗（Robert De Niro）年轻得多的伴侣、关于修女玩极限飞盘的播客——以及布雷迪谈论邦妮·布鲁（Bonnie Blue）的许多观点如何与她“如此接近”。看来，一切照旧。——Alexi Duggins
Skinwigs 广泛发行，每周更新 这段由喜剧演员兼好友 萨姆·奥利里（Sam O’Leary）和亚什·泰森（Ash Tyson，右图）带来的古怪聊天，充满了愚蠢且漫无目的的乐趣。这是一款经常显得超现实且令人愉快地尴尬的节目——充满了笑场、来自虚构赞助商的怪异广告，以及偶尔出现的荒诞音乐插曲。——AD
A View from a Bridge 乔·布鲁姆（Joe Bloom）的这部在线系列节目曾一度走红，其特点是通过一部红色电话，让陌生人透露他们对大小事务的想法。此次重启版本邀请了如大卫·拜恩（David Byrne）等名人探讨一个诱人的虚假记忆。但它也保留了最初使其如此特别的普通邂逅。——Hannah J Davies
Karel Prince: Lie Detector BBC Sounds，每周更新 卡雷尔·普林斯（Karel Prince）——《足球税务局》（HMRC of Football）播客背后的资深谎言检测专家——主持这场轻松的问答节目。节目以两则编造的故事和一则由前曼联球员布莱恩·麦克莱尔（Brian McClair）提交的真实故事开始。但普林斯和共同主持人安妮塔·阿巴约米（Anita Abayomi）是否应该将亚历克斯·弗格森爵士（Sir Alex Ferguson）想象成一个“满脸通红”的严厉监督者，还是一个“温和、友善且温柔的人”？——HJD
Resurrection: The Ghost Writer 广泛发行，所有剧集现已上线 在播客的第三季中，丹·斯图尔特（Dane Stewart）以温柔且私密的方式讲述了他祖母去世的故事。三集节目中的第一集始于与父亲的一次坦诚对话，随后反思了美国作家乔尔·雷登（Joel Redon）的作品如何帮助他应对护理与悲痛——雷登曾写作关于艾滋病的内容，并于90年代死于该病。——Hollie Richardson
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赛马 Glorious Goodwood 周六，下午 1.15pm，ITV1 包括 Coral Stewards’ Cup。
自行车 环法女子赛 (Tour de France Femmes) 周六，下午 2.30pm，TNT Sports 1 环意赛冠军 Demi Vollering（见上图）是本场比赛的大热门，比赛在洛桑起跑。
苏格兰足球超级联赛 阿伯丁 v 赫茨 (Aberdeen v Hearts) 周六，下午 5.15pm，Sky Sports Main Event 上赛季不幸失利的球队在赛程第一周访问皮托德里球场。
The Hundred 板球赛 伦敦女队 v 曼彻斯特超级巨星女队 (London Women v Manchester Super Giants Women) 周日，下午 2.15pm，BBC Two 伦敦男队 v 曼彻斯特超级巨星男队将于下午 6pm 接续播出。
The Hundred 板球赛 利兹太阳神女队 v 伦敦精神女队 (Sunrisers Leeds Women v London Spirit Women) 周二，下午 2.45pm，BBC Two 利兹太阳神男队 v 伦敦精神男队将于下午 6pm 接续播出。
特伦特火箭女队 v 伯明翰凤凰女队 (Trent Rockets Women v Birmingham Phoenix Women) 周三，下午 2.45pm，BBC Two 特伦特火箭男队 v 伯明翰凤凰男队将于下午 6pm 开始。
英联杯 (EFL Cup) 米德尔斯堡 v 雷克斯汉姆 (Middlesbrough v Wrexham) 周五，晚上 7.30pm，ITV1 在里弗赛德球场进行的 第一轮 比赛。
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6.0 Breakfast (T) 10.0 Saturday Kitchen (T) 11.30 Anna Haugh’s Big Irish Food Tour (T) (R) 12.0 Homes Under the Hammer (T) (R) 1.0 News (T) 1.10 Weather (T) 1.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 2.0 Money for Nothing (T) (R) 3.0 Escape to the Country (T) (R) 3.55 博物馆之夜：史密森尼之战 (Shawn Levy, 2009) (T) 5.35 News (T) 5.45 Regional News (T) 5.50 Weather (T) 5.55 The Hit List Celebrity Special (T) 6.40 Alan Carr’s Picture Slam (T) 7.25 Michael McIntyre’s Big Show (T) (R)
8.25 Pointless Celebrities (T) (R) 嘉宾包括 James Jordan, Gemma Collins, Brian McFadden 和 Melinda Messenger。 9.10 How Are You? It’s Alan (Partridge) (T) (R) 独自在山峰之巅，仅带着一台相机， Alan 询问自然是否能 治愈一颗不安的心。 9.40 News (T) Weather
10.0 Calvin Harris: Live from Scotland (T) 这位 DJ 在格拉斯哥的 Hampden Park 在 50,000 名粉丝面前进行了 一场现场回归演出。 12.0 Weather for the Week Ahead (T) 12.05 News (T)
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BBC Three 7.0pm 脑特医生 (Doctor Who) 7.55 脑特医生 (Doctor Who) 9.0 不再外出 (Not Going Out) 9.30 不再外出 (Not Going Out) 9.55 布朗太太的儿子们 (Mrs Brown’s Boys) 10.25 布朗太太的儿子们 (Mrs Brown’s Boys) 10.55 幽灵 (Ghosts) 澳大利亚幽灵 (Ghosts Australia) 11.20 澳大利亚幽灵 (Ghosts Australia) 11.45 绝情谷 (Schitt’s Creek) 12.05 绝情谷 (Schitt’s Creek) 12.30 绝情谷 (Schitt’s Creek) 12.50 蓝石 42 (Bluestone 42) 42 1.20 蓝石 42 (Bluestone 42) 1.50 蓝石 42 (Bluestone 42) 2.20 风之男孩 (Funboys) 2.35 BBC 新喜剧奖 2024 (BBC New Comedy Awards 2024) 3.05 脑特医生 (Doctor Who)
U&Dave 6.0am 电视购物 (Teleshopping) 7.25 高地警察 (Highland Cops) 8.20 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 9.0 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 9.40 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 10.20 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 11.0 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 11.40 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 未播片段 (The Unseen Bits) 12.20 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 1.0 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 1.40 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 2.20 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 3.0 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 3.40 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 4.20 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 5.0 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 5.40 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 6.20 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 7.0 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 未播片段 (The Unseen Bits) 7.40 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 8.20 你在撒谎吗？(Would I Lie to You?) 9.0 QI 9.40 QI 10.20 QI 11.0 不再外出 (Not Going Out) 11.40
6.30 CBBC 6.40 CBeebies 9.05 花园世界 (Gardeners’ World) (T) (R) 10.05 码头边 (On the Waterfront) (埃利亚·卡赞 Elia Kazan, 1954) (T) 11.50 英国大缝纫比赛 (The Great British Sewing Bee) (T) (R) 12.50 海外厨师： Rachel Khoo 的马来西亚 (A Cook Abroad: Rachel Khoo’s Malaysia) (T) (R) 1.50 与我在圣路易相遇 (Meet Me in St Louis) (文森特·米内利 Vincente Minnelli, 1944) (T) 3.40 真相还是假象？ (Fake Or Fortune?) (T) (R) 4.40 进化 (Evolution) (T) (R) 5.40 超人 (Superman) (理查德·唐纳 Richard Donner, 1978) (T)
7.55 逍遥法庭之波莱罗舞曲 (Boléro at the Proms) (T) 西班牙国家管弦乐团在逍遥法庭首演，演出马努埃尔·德·法亚 (Manuel De Falla)、莫里斯·拉威尔 (Maurice Ravel) 和 华金·罗德里戈 (Joaquín Rodrigo) 的作品。 9.10 芭芭拉·斯特赖桑：成为偶像 (Barbra Streisand: Becoming An Icon) (T) (R) 回顾这位演员兼歌手如何从布鲁克林的工人阶级根源崛起成为巨星。
10.10 一个星诞生 (A Star Is Born) (弗兰克·皮尔逊 Frank Pierson, 1976) (T) 该音乐剧的翻拍版，由芭芭拉·斯特赖桑 (Barbra Streisand) 和 克里斯·克里斯托弗森 (Kris Kristofferson) 主演。 12.25 高尔夫：女子公开赛集锦 2026 (Golf: Women’s Open Highlights 2026) (T) 1.25 手语区：你认为你是谁？ (Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are?) (T) (R) 2.25 大 Rapture (The Rapture) (T) (R) 3.25 这是 BBC Two (This Is BBC Two) (T)
不再外出 (Not Going Out) 12.20 不再外出 (Not Going Out) 1.0 让我为你多报点新闻 (Have I Got a Bit More News for You) 2.0 阿波罗现场 (Live at the Apollo) 3.0 詹姆斯·梅的平民之车 (James May’s Cars of the People) 4.0 电视购物 (Teleshopping)
1.40 34街奇迹 (Miracle on 34th Street) (1994) 3.55 海底两万里 (Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea) (1961) 6.15 火星救援 (The Martian) (2015) 9.0 静水 (Stillwater) (2021) 11.45 巴比伦 (Babylon) (2022)
E4 6.0am 澳洲大烘焙 (The Great Australian Bake Off) 7.05 拉姆齐的厨房噩梦美国版 (Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA) 8.05 拉姆齐的酒店地狱 (Ramsay’s Hotel Hell) 9.05 拉姆齐的酒店地狱 (Ramsay’s Hotel Hell) 10.05 伪装特工 (Spies in Disguise) (2019) 12.0 辛普森一家 (The Simpsons) 12.30 辛普森一家 (The Simpsons) 1.0 辛普森一家 (The Simpsons) 1.30 辛普森一家 (The Simpsons) 2.0 辛普森一家 (The Simpsons) 2.30 辛普森一家 (The Simpsons) 3.0 辛普森一家 (The Simpsons) 3.30 辛普森一家 (The Simpsons) 4.0 辛普森一家 (The Simpsons) 4.30 量贩家庭 (Cheaper By the Dozen) (2003) 6.30 战舰 (Battleship) (2012) 9.0 名人 Gogglebox (Celebrity Gogglebox) 10.0 Gogglebox 11.0 Gogglebox 12.05 初次约会 (First Dates) 1.05 甲板之下：地中海 (Below Deck: Mediterranean) 2.05 甲板之下：地中海 (Below Deck: Mediterranean) 3.0 甲板之下：地中海 (Below Deck: Mediterranean) 3.45 布鲁克林九九 (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) 4.10 布鲁克林九九 (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) 4.35 布鲁克林九九 (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) 5.0 布鲁克林九九 (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
PBS America 6.0am 电视购物 (Teleshopping) 8.0 罗马舰队 (The Roman Fleet) 9.05 海盗：传奇背后 (Pirates: Behind the Legends) 10.05 海盗：传奇背后 (Pirates: Behind the Legends) 11.0 海盗：传奇背后 (Pirates: Behind the Legends) 12.0 海盗：传奇背后 (Pirates: Behind the Legends) 1.0 海盗：传奇背后 (Pirates: Behind the Legends) 2.0 海盗：传奇背后 (Pirates: Behind the Legends) 3.0 海盗：传奇背后 (Pirates: Behind the Legends) 4.0 海盗：传奇背后 (Pirates: Behind the Legends) 4.55 罗马舰队 (The Roman Fleet) 6.05 犹太区与大屠杀 (The Ghettos & the Holocaust) 7.20 奥斯威辛：内部人士 (Auschwitz: The Inside Man) 8.30 罗马舰队 (The Roman Fleet) 9.35 1945：残酷的和平 (1945: The Savage Peace) 10.50 犹太区与大屠杀 (The Ghettos & the Holocaust) 12.0 奥斯威辛：内部人士 (Auschwitz: The Inside Man) 1.15 饱经风霜：地球之极 (Weathered: Earth’s Extremes) 2.0 电视购物 (Teleshopping)
6.0 詹姆斯·马丁的法国冒险 (James Martin’s French Adventure) (T) (R) 6.30 詹姆斯·马丁的美国冒险 (James Martin’s American Adventure) (T) (R) 7.25 与艾伦·蒂奇马什共度周末 (Love Your Weekend With Alan Titchmarsh) (T) (R) 9.25 新闻 (News) (T) 9.30 詹姆斯·马丁的周六早晨 (James Martin’s Saturday Morning) (T) (R) 12.0 普露·莱思的科茨沃尔德厨房 (Prue Leith’s Cotswold Kitchen) (T) (R) 1.0 新闻与天气 (News and Weather) (T) 1.15 ITV 赛马：光辉古德伍德 (ITV Racing: Glorious Goodwood) (T) 4.30 麦菲管家与大爆炸 (Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang) (苏珊娜·怀特 Susanna White, 2010) (T) 6.30 新闻与天气 (News and Weather) (T) 6.45 地方新闻与天气 (Local News and Weather) (T) 7.0 成交还是不成交：名人特辑 (Deal Or No Deal: Celebrity Special) (T) 6. 7.
8.0 《皇家赌场》 (马丁·坎贝尔, 2006) (T) 詹姆斯·邦德追捕一名负责资助全球恐怖组织的国际罪犯。间谍惊悚片，由丹尼尔·克雷格、伊娃·格林和马兹·米科尔森主演。
10.40 新闻 (T) 天气 10.55 《阶梯》(T) 关于迈克尔过去的震惊细节浮出水面，威胁到辩护进程。 12.15 电视购物 3.0 《冷案法医：上帝银行家的死亡》(T) (R) 3.50 ITV放松时刻 (T) 5.05 费恩·布里顿：走进兽医》(T) (R)
11.0 《动物控制》 11.30 《动物控制》 12.0 《动物控制》 12.30 《辛普森一家》 1.0 《辛普森一家》 1.30 《辛普森一家》 2.0 《百球赛》直播 5.30 《辛普森一家》 6.0 《辛普森一家》 6.30 《辛普森一家》 7.0 《辛普森一家》 7.30 《辛普森一家》 8.0 《罗布与罗梅什挑战飞镖》 9.0 《终结者2：审判日》(1991) 11.30 《第一滴血2》(1985) 1.30 《力量：曼彻斯特》 2.30 《力量：曼彻斯特》 3.30 《道路战争》 4.30 《道路战争》 5.0 《公路巡逻》 5.30 《公路巡逻》
Sky Arts 6.0am 《让我们跳舞》(1950) 8.05 《出人意料的故事》 8.35 《出人意料的故事》 9.05 《出人意料的故事》
Sky Atlantic 6.0am 理查德·E·格兰特的酒店秘密 7.0 理查德·E·格兰特的酒店秘密 8.0 《格莫罗》 9.0 《格莫罗》 10.0 《格莫罗》 11.0 《格莫罗》 12.0 《镀金时代》 7.45 《镀金时代》 9.0 《五星级周末》 9.55 《五星级周末》 10.40 《全是她的错》 11.40 《凶杀案：街头生活》 4.35 《某种程度上》 5.05 《客房翼》
The Sentinels, BBC Four
6.05 《干杯》(T) (R) 7.55 《每个人都爱雷蒙》(T) (R) 9.50 《辛普森一家》(T) (R) 11.50 《弗雷泽》(T) (R) 1.50 《四人同床》(T) (R) 4.20 《狗屋》(T) (R) 5.25 《迷失之城》(亚伦·尼, 亚当·尼, 2022) (T) 7.30 新闻 (T)
8.0 《希特勒的游戏：1936年柏林彩色版》(T) 讲述奥运会的故事，以及德国独裁者如何将此次活动用作宣传。 9.0 《独裁者：希特勒访谈录》(T) 新剧集。那些见过并了解这个造成历史上某些最严重罪行之人的证词。
10.0 《美国黑帮》(雷德利·斯科特, 2007) (T) 基于事实的犯罪剧。 12.50 《拉米》(T) 1.25 《拉米》(T) 2.0 《拉姆齐的美国厨房噩梦》(T) (R) 2.50 《辛普森一家》(T) (R) 4.05 《情侣来我家吃饭》(T) (R) 4.55 《地点, 地点, 地点》(T) (R) 5.50 《干杯》(T) (R)
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10.30 《哨兵》(The Sentinels) (T) 11.15 《维持体面》(Keeping Up Appearances) (T) (R) 九十年代情景喜剧。 11.45 《坟墓的一只脚》(One Foot in the Grave) (T) (R) 12.15 《闪电：危险的地球》(Lightning: Dangerous Earth) (T) (R) 12.45 《园丁世界》(Gardeners’ World) (T) (R) 1.45 杰夫·汉密尔顿：一个人与他的花园——巴恩斯代尔故事 (Geoff Hamilton: A Man and His Garden – The Barnsdale Story) (T) (R) 2.15 《地球生命》(Life on Earth) (T) (R)
他们在慈善之家回忆自己的职业生涯。由 Penelope Keith, Susan Jameson, Frances Jeater 和 Sorcha Cusack 出演。(R) 4.30 《周末女性时间》(Weekend Woman’s Hour)。Kylie Pentelow 主持上周精彩回顾。 5.0 《周六下午》(Saturday PM) 5.30 《切片面包》(Sliced Bread) (R) 5.54 航运预报 (Shipping Forecast) 5.57 天气预报 (Weather) 6.0 新闻 (News) 6.15 《琐碎之事》(Loose Ends)。Stuart Maconie 与 Mari Wilson, Fiona Allen, Olly Smith 和 Natalie Wildgoose 共同参与。 7.0 《最后的字句：以不同方式面对死亡》(Last Word: Doing Death Differently) (R) 7.15 《改变赔率》(Changing the Odds) (R) 8.0 《4频道档案：谄媚——古今谄媚指南》(Archive on 4: Sucking Up – A Guide to Sycophancy Through the Ages)。Matthew Gwyther 思考一个对谄媚持同情态度的社会。 9.0 《死兔子：综合篇——第二部分》(Dead Rabbit: Omnibus – Part Two) (R) 10.0 新闻 (News) 10.15 《美食节目》(The Food Programme) (R) 11.0 奥尔加·科赫：《OK计算机》(Olga Koch: OK Computer) (R) 11.30 《英国之脑》(Brain of Britain) (R) 12.0 新闻 (News) 12.15 《四本书》(Take Four Books) (R) 12.48 航运预报 (Shipping Forecast) 1.0 世界服务广播 (As World Service) 5.30 新闻摘要 (News Summary) 5.34 航运预报 (Shipping Forecast) 5.43 《周日钟声》(Bells on Sunday) 5.45 《在接触中》(In Touch) (R)
8.40 《继承之迹》(Inheritance Tracks) 8.45 《内心之声》(Inner Voices) (2/4) 9.0 《Hinge和Bracket的随机笔记》(The Random Jottings of Hinge and Bracket) 9.30 《律政兄弟》(Brothers in Law) (5/13) 10.0 查尔斯·帕克奖 2026 (Charles Parker Prize 2026) 11.0 《大麦鸡汤》(Chicken Soup With Barley) 12.30 《威彻先生的怀疑》(The Suspicions of Mr Whicher) 1.40 《继承之迹》(Inheritance Tracks) 1.45 《内心之声》(Inner Voices) (2/4) 2.0 《Hinge和Bracket的随机笔记》(The Random Jottings of Hinge and Bracket) 2.30 《律政兄弟》(Brothers in Law) (5/13) 3.0 查尔斯·帕克奖 2026 (Charles Parker Prize 2026) 4.0 《哈尔的移动城堡》(Howl’s Moving Castle) 5.0 《大麦鸡汤》(Chicken Soup With Barley) 6.30 《威彻先生的怀疑》(The Suspicions of Mr Whicher) 7.40 《继承之迹》(Inheritance Tracks) 7.45 《内心之声》(Inner Voices) (2/4) 8.0 《Hinge和Bracket的随机笔记》(The Random Jottings of Hinge and Bracket) 8.30 《律政兄弟》(Brothers in Law) (5/13) 9.0 查尔斯·帕克奖 2026 (Charles Parker Prize 2026) 10.0 《喜剧俱乐部：任何家伙》(Comedy Club: Any Bloke) (2/6) 10.30 蒂姆·基的深夜诗歌节目 (Tim Key’s Late Night Poetry Programme) (4/4) 11.0 汤姆·里格尔斯沃斯的纠结 (Tom Wrigglesworth’s Hang-Ups) (4/6) 11.30 《放射性广播》(Radio Active) (4/8) 12.0 《哈尔的移动城堡》(Howl’s Moving Castle) 1.0 《大麦鸡汤》(Chicken Soup With Barley) 2.30 《威彻先生的怀疑》(The Suspicions of Mr Whicher) 3.40 《继承之迹》(Inheritance Tracks) 3.45 《内心之声》(Inner Voices) (2/4) 4.0 《Hinge和Bracket的随机笔记》(The Random Jottings of Hinge and Bracket) 4.30 《律政兄弟》(Brothers in Law) (5/13) 5.0 查尔斯·帕克奖 2026 (Charles Parker Prize 2026)
BBC Two ITV1 Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC Four
6.0 早餐 (T) 9.0 新闻 (T) 10.0 祷告与反思 (T) (R) 10.30 朝圣 (T) (R) 11.30 无偿之财 (T) (R) 12.15 寻宝猎人 (T) (R) 1.0 新闻 (T) 1.10 未来一周天气预报 (T) 1.15 赞美之歌 (T) 1.50 逃往乡村 (T) (R) 2.15 穿靴子的猫 (克里斯·米勒, 2011) (T) 3.35 择偶游戏 (T) (R) 4.35 房屋改造 (T) (R) 5.35 新闻 (T) 5.50 地区新闻 (T) 5.55 天气预报 (T) 6.0 名人 逃往乡村 (T) (R) 7.0 乡村档案 (T)
8.0 古董路演 (T) (R) 在莫雷郡的布罗迪城堡，展品包括 一个铅球、一把锤子和 维多利亚女王赠送的一枚胸针。 9.0 狂喜 (T) 加布斯和 迪克发现了伦纳德在隐瞒某事的证据， 同时印度的洪水与 贝瑟尼的画作相吻合。
10.0 新闻 (T) 10.25 地区新闻 (T) 天气预报 10.30 不可能的任务 (胡安·安东尼奥·巴约纳, 2012) (T) 一个家庭在 2004 年泰国海啸期间失散。 剧情片，由娜奥米·沃茨和伊万·麦格雷戈主演。 12.10 你认为你是谁？ (T) (R) 1.10 未来一周天气预报 (T) 1.15 新闻 (T)
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6.0 James Martin’s American Adventure (T) (R) 7.0 James Martin’s Saturday Morning (T) (R) 9.25 新闻 (T) 9.30 Love Your Weekend (T) (R) 11.30 Fern Britton: Inside the Vet’s (T) 12.30 Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy (T) (R) 1.0 新闻与天气 (T) 1.10 Force of Nature (T) (R) 2.10 黄金眼 (The Man With the Golden Gun) (1974) (T) 4.35 The Chase 名人特辑 (T) (R) 5.35 The Chase Around the World (T) (R) 6.30 新闻与天气 (T) 6.45 地区新闻与天气 (T) 7.0 Force of Nature (T)
8.0 Van Der Valk (T) 新剧集。两名可能推翻犯罪帝国女首领的举报人正处于警方保护之下。但当第一名举报人被谋杀时，团队必须确保第二名举报人能够出庭。犯罪剧，由 Marc Warren 和 Maimie McCoy 主演。
10.0 新闻 (T) 天气 10.15 侠探杰克：绝不回头 (Jack Reacher: Never Go Back) (Edward Zwick, 2016) (T) 这位独行侠试图救出一名被陷害谋杀的陆军少校。动作惊悚续集，由 Tom Cruise 主演。 12.25 电视购物 3.0 Motorsport UK (T) (R) 3.50 Unwind With ITV (T) 5.05 Dickinson’s Real Deal (T) (R)
Medicine 4.30 Animal Control 5.0 Animal Control 5.30 Animal Control 6.0 Animal Control 6.30 Animal Control 7.0 辛普森一家 (The Simpsons) 7.30 辛普森一家 (The Simpsons) 8.0 David Attenborough’s Dragons and Damsels 9.0 Micky Flanagan: If Ever We Needed It 10.15 第一滴血 III (Rambo III) (1988) 12.15 La Brea 1.15 La Brea 2.10 行尸走肉：死之城 (The Walking Dead: Dead City) 3.10 Road Wars 4.05 Road Wars 5.0 Highway Patrol 5.30 Highway Patrol
Sky Arts 6.0am Making a Maestro 7.0 Making a Maestro 8.0 Making a Maestro 9.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.30 Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 Tales of the Unexpected 10.30 Tales of the Unexpected 11.0 The Alfred Hitchcock
Ramy, Channel 4
6.20 Cheers (T) (R) (T) (R) 7.15 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 8.30 Frasier (T) (R) 10.0 Sunday Brunch (T) 1.0 Jamie Cooks the Mediterranean (T) (R) 2.0 Our Farm Next Door: Amanda, Clive and Kids (T) (R) 3.05 Britain’s Favourite Railway Stations With Si King (T) (R) 4.05 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It Or List It: Brilliant Builds (T) (R) 4.35 修女之歌 (Sister Act) (Emile Ardolino, 1992) (T) 6.30 新闻 (T) 7.0 Gogglebox (T)
8.0 Richard E Grant’s Very Modern Odyssey (T) 新剧集。演员重走荷马希腊经典《奥德赛》中奥德修斯的路线。 9.0 The Piano (T) Claudia Winkleman 和 Mika 在伦敦桥车站与 Jools Holland 会合，那里一名 10 岁孩子让整个车站的人都唱了起来。
10.05 永不妥协 (Erin Brockovich) (Steven Soderbergh, 2000) (T) 基于事实的剧集。 12.30 Ramy (T) 1.40 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (R) 2.35 Mr & Mrs ’55 Remembered (T) (R) 2.50 Mr & Mrs ’55 (1955) 5.20 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It Or List It: Brilliant Builds (T) (R) 5.50 Countdown (T) (R)
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BBC Two ITV1 Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC Four
6.0 早餐 (T) 9.30 动物公园 (T) (R) 10.15 追踪、搜寻、寻回我的车 (T) (R) 10.45 专家证人 (T) (R) 11.15 房屋拍卖 (T) (R) 12.15 讨价还价猎手 (T) 1.0 新闻 (T) 1.35 地区新闻与天气 (T) 1.45 新闻 (T) 2.0 免费之财 (T) 2.45 逃离都市 (T) (R) 3.45 竞拍室 (T) 4.30 答案竞速 (T) 5.15 无用之举 (T) (R) 6.0 新闻 (T) 6.30 地区新闻与天气 (T) 7.0 综合秀 (T) 7.30 东区街人们 (T)
8.0 全景节目：英国最严格的学校 (T) 探讨德文郡和康沃尔郡雅典娜学习信托基金的政策。 8.30 诈骗拦截者 (T) (R) 一名男子认为如果不交钱就会被逮捕。 9.0 狂喜 (T) Gabs 终于见到了 Anika Drake，而新护士 Siobhan 在 Oxsmith 引起了怀疑。
10.0 新闻 (T) 10.30 地区新闻 (T) 天气 10.45 迷雾 (Frank Darabont, 2007) (T) 一场掩盖着贪婪怪物的奇异浓雾笼罩了一个小镇。科幻恐怖片，由 Thomas Jane 和 Andre Braugher 主演。 12.40 未来一周天气预报 (T) 12.45 新闻 (T)
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6.0 Good Morning Britain (T) 10.0 This Morning (T) 1.30 News and Weather (T) 1.55 Local News and Weather (T) 2.0 Dickinson’s Real Deal (T) (R) 3.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 4.0 Tipping Point (T) (R) 5.0 The Chase (T) (R) 6.0 Local News and Weather (T) 6.30 News and Weather (T) 7.30 Fletchers’ Family Farm (T) (R)
8.0 Emmerdale (T) Cain 进行了一次 重要对话，而 Nicola 的兴奋感 逐渐消失。 8.30 Coronation Street (T) Cassie 与家人进行了一次 情感深沉的告别。 9.0 Long Lost Family: Born Without Trace (T) 新 剧集。Davina McCall 和 Nicky Campbell 调查 来自 1983 和 1960 的 案例。
10.0 News (T) Weather 10.30 Local News (T) Weather 10.45 Cold Case Forensics: The Death of God’s Banker (T) (R) 探讨意大利金融家 Roberto Calvi 的 死亡。 11.45 Love & Death (T) (R) 12.45 Shop on TV 3.0 The Staircase (T) (R) 4.05 Unwind With ITV (T) 5.05 Dickinson’s Real Deal (T) (R)
Cat Country 1.0 Hawaii Five-0 2.0 Hawaii Five-0 3.0 S.W.A.T 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.0 Animal Control 6.30 Animal Control 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Agatha Raisin 9.0 Agatha Raisin 10.0 Last Week Tonight With John Oliver 10.45 Animal Control 11.15 Animal Control 11.45 Grimm 12.40 The Force: Manchester 1.35 Road Wars 2.0 Best Medicine 3.0 Hawaii Five-0 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 S.W.A.T
Sky Arts 6.0am LSO: Rattle Conducts Brahms and Shostakovich 8.0 The Joy of Painting 8.30 The Joy of Painting 9.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.30 Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 10.30 Alfred
Sky Atlantic 6.0am Fish Town 8.0 Billions 9.05 Billions 10.15 Task 11.25 Task 12.30 Homicide: Life on the Street 2.30 Billions 4.40 Task 5.45 Task 6.50 True Detective: Night Country 7.55 True Detective: Night Country 9.0 House of the Dragon 10.15 The Last of Us 11.20 Dune: Prophecy 12.30 Task 1.40 Task 2.50 Billions 5.05 The Guest Wing
Sally Magnusson Remembers: Mastermind
6.30 The King of Queens (T) (R) 7.45 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.10 Frasier (T) (R) 11.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (R) 12.05 News (T) 12.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (T) (R) 1.10 The Great House Giveaway (T) (R) 2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 A Place in the Sun (T) (R) 4.0 Saving Country Houses With Penelope Keith (T) (R) 5.0 Chateau DIY (T) (R) 6.0 American Pickers (T) (R) 7.0 News (T)
8.0 Dover 24 / 7: Britain’s Busiest Port (T) 边境部队官员 正在搜寻走私进英国的 非法肉类，同时警察 在进行埋伏。 9.0 Celebrity Hunted (T) 新 剧集。参赛者包括 Brian and Lucy Conley, Amy Dowden and Carlos Gu, 以及 Scarlette and Stuart Douglas。
10.0 Secret Lives of Gypsy Wives
(T) 今晚是篝火之夜。 11.05 Surgery Secrets of the Super Rich (T) (R) 12.05 Secrets of the Celebrity Sex Tapes (T) 12.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (R) 1.45 Don’t Date Brandon (T) (R) 4.30 Hollyoaks (T) (R) 5.40 Sunday Brunch (T) (R) 5.50 Countdown (T) (R)
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8.0 《艾默代尔》(Emmerdale) (T) 凯恩决定现在就是时机，而尼古拉有一个令人担忧的发现。 8.30 《街道冠冕》(Coronation Street) (T) 迪伦在与布罗迪发生冲突后陷入昏迷。 9.0 《冷案法医学：尼罗河上的死亡》(Cold Case Forensics: A Death on the Nile) (T) 一名英国律师在埃及度浪漫假期期间神秘猝死。
10.0 新闻 (T) 天气 10.30 地方新闻 (T) 天气 10.45 《坏男孩2》(Bad Boys II) (迈克尔·贝, 2003) (T) 两名警察出发去阻止一名毒枭。喜剧惊悚片续集，威尔·史密斯主演。 1.10 电视购物 3.0 《峰会》(The Summit) (T) (R) 3.50 《与ITV一起放松》(Unwind With ITV) (T) 5.05 《失踪亲人：无迹出生》(Long Lost Family: Born Without Trace) (T) (R)
格蕾丝 10.30 《威尔与格蕾丝》(Will & Grace) 11.0 《辛普森一家》(The Simpsons) 11.30 《辛普森一家》(The Simpsons) 12.0 《大猫之国》(Big Cat Country) 1.0 《夏威夷五警》(Hawaii Five-0) 2.0 《夏威夷五警》(Hawaii Five-0) 3.0 《特种部队》(S.W.A.T) 4.0 《特种部队》(S.W.A.T) 5.0 《辛普森一家》(The Simpsons) 5.30 《辛普森一家》(The Simpsons) 6.0 《动物控制》(Animal Control) 7.0 《辛普森一家》(The Simpsons) 8.0 《最佳医疗》(Best Medicine) 9.0 《别管那些嗡嗡叫的人》(Never Mind the Buzzcocks) 10.0 《郊区居民》(The ’Burbs) 10.55 《动物控制》(Animal Control) 11.55 《格林》(Grimm) 12.50 《警力：曼彻斯特》(The Force: Manchester) 1.45 《道路战争》(Road Wars) 3.0 《夏威夷五警》(Hawaii Five-0) 4.0 《特种部队》(S.W.A.T)
Sky Arts 艺术频道 6.0am Classic FM 的 明日之星，由 朱利安·劳埃德·韦伯主持 2025 7.0 《风笛：一场庆典》(Bagpipes: A Celebration) 8.0 《绘画之乐》(The Joy of Painting) 9.0 《出人意料的故事》(Tales of the Unexpected) 9.30 《出人意料的故事》(Tales of the Unexpected) 10.0 《希区柯克呈现》(Alfred Hitchcock Presents)
Hotel Chocolat 揭秘， 第4频道
6.30 《皇后之王》(The King of Queens) (T) (R) 7.45 《大家都爱雷蒙德》(Everybody Loves Raymond) (T) (R) 9.10 《弗雷泽》(Frasier) (T) (R) 11.10 《拉姆齐美国厨房噩梦》(Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA) (T) (R) 12.05 新闻 (T) 12.10 《寻宝、修复、出售》(Find It, Fix It, Flog It) (T) (R) 1.10 《豪宅赠送》(The Great House Giveaway) (T) (R) 2.10 《倒计时》(Countdown) (T) 3.0 《阳光之居》(A Place in the Sun) (T) (R) 4.0 《与佩内洛普·基思共救乡村豪宅》(Saving Country Houses With Penelope Keith) (T) (R) 5.0 《城堡DIY》(Chateau DIY) (T) (R) 6.0 《美国拾荒者》(American Pickers) (T) (R) 7.0 新闻 (T)
8.0 《Hotel Chocolat 揭秘》(Hotel Chocolat Unwrapped) (T) 巧克力制作师 Yodi 构思限量版饮用巧克力口味，而创始人 Angus 则在为芝加哥门店开业做准备。 9.0 《名人猎杀》(Celebrity Hunted) (T) 两名逃犯拜访了一位名人同事，另一对逃犯则通过登上电视直播采取大胆行动。
10.0 《观看盒子》(Gogglebox) (T) (R) 11.05 《吉普赛妻子的秘密生活》(Secret Lives of Gypsy Wives) (T) (R) 12.05 《裸体吸引力》(Naked Attraction) (T) (R) 1.05 《拉姆齐酒店噩梦》(Ramsay’s Hotel Hell) (T) (R) 1.55 《突破》(Breakthrough) ( 2019) (T) 3.50 《夫妇请我吃饭》(Couples Come Dine With Me) (T) (R) 4.45 《钢琴》(The Piano) (T) (R) 5.40 《寻宝、修复、出售》(Find It, Fix It, Flog It) (T) (R) 5.50 《倒计时》(Countdown) (T) (R)
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BBC Two ITV1 Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC Four
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.30 Animal Park (T) (R) 10.15 Trace, Track, Get My Car Back (T) (R) 10.45 Expert Witness (T) (R) 11.15 Homes Under the Hammer (T) (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 1.0 News (T) 1.35 Regional News and Weather (T) 1.45 News (T) 2.0 Money for Nothing (T) 2.45 Escape to the Country (T) (R) 3.45 The Bidding Room (T) 4.30 The Answer Run (T) 5.15 Pointless (T) (R) 6.0 News (T) 6.30 Regional News and Weather (T) 7.0 The One Show (T) 7.30 EastEnders (T)
8.0 The Repair Shop (T) (R) 修复项目包括一对来自阿森纳 海布里球场的原装座椅以及 一座来自模型村的礼拜堂。 9.0 Murder 24 / 7 (T) 两部分之 二。警方试图针对马修 乔纳森的谋杀案建立指控 ——一个血脚印提供了突破口。
10.0 News (T) 10.30 Regional News (T) Weather 10.40 You’re Cordially Invited (Nicholas Stoller, 2025) (T) 两组婚礼派对被 场地重复预订。喜剧片， 由威尔·法瑞尔主演。 12.25 The Hit List Celebrity Special (T) (R) 1.10 Weather for the Week Ahead (T) 1.15 News (T)
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8.0 Emmerdale (T) 丁格尔一家迎来悲伤的一天，夏里蒂表现勇敢。 8.30 Coronation Street (T) 塞娜执行一项艰巨的任务，劳伦让贝齐独立应对。 9.0 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (T) (R) 由杰里米·克拉克森主持的大奖常识竞猜。
10.0 新闻 (T) 天气 10.30 地方新闻 (T) 天气 10.45 Long Lost Family: Born Without Trace (T) (R) 11.45 The Assembly (T) (R) 由说唱歌手 Aitch 主持。 12.10 Shop on TV 3.0 Love & Death (T) (R) 3.50 Inside the Langham (T) (R) 4.15 Unwind With ITV (T) 5.35 Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy (T) (R)
2.0 Hawaii Five-0 3.0 S.W.A.T 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 The Simpsons 6.0 Animal Control 7.0 The Simpsons 8.0 A League of Their Own: The Rally 9.0 终结者 2：审判日 (1991) 11.30 Animal Control 12.0 Animal Control 12.30 Grimm 1.30 The Force: Manchester 2.30 Road Wars 3.0 Hawaii Five-0 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 S.W.A.T
Sky Arts 6.0am Classic FM Live: A Film Music Spectacular 8.0 The Joy of Painting 8.30 The Joy of Painting 9.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.30 Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 11.0 Discovering: Richard Harris 12.0 The Movies 1.0 Tales of the Unexpected 1.30 Tales
The Undeclared War, Channel 4
6.30 The King of Queens (T) (R) 7.45 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.10 Frasier (T) (R) 11.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (R) 12.05 新闻 (T) 12.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (T) (R) 1.10 The Great House Giveaway (T) (R) 2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 A Place in the Sun (T) (R) 4.0 Saving Country Houses With Penelope Keith (T) (R) 5.0 Chateau DIY (T) (R) 6.0 American Pickers (T) (R) 7.0 新闻 (T)
8.0 Extraordinary Extensions (T) 一对夫妇将他们在萨里郡的家改造成一个受马贝拉启发而设计的派对公寓。 9.0 The Undeclared War (T) 随着悲剧袭击 GCHQ，芭芭拉受到了查理的审视。丹尼、萨拉和罗兹试图帮助瓦迪姆逃脱，丹尼发现了一个惊人的秘密。
10.0 The Undeclared War (T) 本系列最后一集。 11.0 24 Hours in A&E (T) (R) 12.05 Celebrity Hunted (T) (R) 1.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (R) 2.40 The Hitler Interviews (T) (R) 3.30 Dover 24 / 7 (T) (R) 4.30 Grand Designs (T) (R) 5.20 Love It Or List It (T) (R) 5.50 Countdown (T) (R)
of the Unexpected 2.0 The Alfred Hitchcock Hour 3.0 The Seventies 4.0 Discovering: James Coburn 5.0 Best of Portrait Artist of the Year 2021 6.0 Tales of the Unexpected 7.0 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 7.30 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 8.0 Voices of the Valleys 9.0 Bryn Terfel: Celtic Beethoven 10.25 Riverdance 25th Anniversary Show 12.25 The Eighties 1.20 Rik Mayall’s Sketches: Rare and Unseen 2.15 Cleo Laine: The Unseen Home Movies 3.10 World War II & Cinema 4.05 Sky Arts Book Club 5.0 The Movies
Sky Atlantic 6.0am Fish Town 8.0 Billions 9.10 Billions 10.20 Heated Rivalry 11.25 Heated Rivalry 12.30 Homicide: Life on the Street 1.30 Homicide: Life on the Street 2.30 Billions 3.35 Billions 4.40 Heated Rivalry 5.45 Heated Rivalry 6.50 The Penguin 7.55 The Penguin 9.0 House of the Dragon 10.15 Station Eleven 11.15 Station Eleven 12.15 True Detective: Night Country 1.30 Sort Of 2.0 Possession 3.0 Possession 4.05 Billions 5.10 Urban Secrets
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6.0 Good Morning Britain (T) 10.0 This Morning (T) 1.30 News and Weather (T) 1.55 Local News and Weather (T) 2.0 Dickinson’s Real Deal (T) (R) 3.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 4.0 Tipping Point (T) (R) 5.0 The Chase (T) (R) 6.0 Local News and Weather (T) 6.30 News and Weather (T) 7.30 Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy (T)
8.0 Emmerdale (T) Charity 采取重大行动，而 Dingles一家在Monty的 葬礼上共同悲痛。 8.30 Coronation Street (T) Kit向Gary发出了一个 不祥的邀请。 9.0 The Chase Around the World (T) 参赛者抵达 巴黎，挑战Vixen和 Beast。
10.0 News (T) Weather 10.30 Local News (T) Weather 10.45 Casino Royale (马丁·坎贝尔, 2006) (T) 詹姆斯·邦德 惊悚片，由丹尼尔·克雷格、伊娃·格林 和麦斯·米科尔森主演。 1.10 Shop on TV 3.0 The Summit (T) (R) 3.50 Unwind With ITV (T) 5.05 Deal Or No Deal: Celebrity Special (T) (R)
S.W.A.T 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.0 Animal Control 6.30 Animal Control 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Rob & Romesh vs Darts 9.0 The Dyers’ Caravan Park 10.0 The Paper 10.35 The Paper 11.10 Animal Control 11.40 Animal Control 12.10 Grimm 1.10 The Force: Manchester 2.05 Road Wars 3.0 Hawaii Five-0 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 S.W.A.T
Sky Arts 6.0am Peter and the Wolf 7.30 The Joy of Painting 8.0 The Joy of Painting 8.30 The Joy of Painting 9.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.30 Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 10.30 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 11.0 Discovering: James Coburn 12.0 The
6.30 The King of Queens (T) (R) 7.45 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.10 Frasier (T) (R) 11.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (R) 12.05 News (T) 12.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (T) (R) 1.10 The Great House Giveaway (T) (R) 2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 A Place in the Sun (T) (R) 4.0 Saving Country Houses With Penelope Keith (T) (R) 5.0 Chateau DIY (T) (R) 6.0 American Pickers (T) (R) 7.0 News (T)
8.0 Renovation Rescue (T) 在 西萨塞克斯郡，Vogue Williams 和Luke Mabbott帮助挽救艺术家 Penny在海边养老的梦想。 9.0 Murder Case: The Digital Detectives (T) 讲述 侦探如何利用数字取证 解决2023年7月一名19岁青年 Matthew Daulby的谋杀案。
10.0 The Body Detectives (T) (R) 11.05 Social Media Monsters (T) (R) 12.05 Crime Scene Cleaners (T) (R) 1.0 Murder Case: The Digital Detectives (T) (R) 1.55 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (T) (R) 2.45 The Undeclared War (T) (R) 4.30 Love It Or List It (T) (R) 4.55 Couples Come Dine With Me (T) (R) 5.50 Countdown (T) (R)
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6.0 早餐 (T) 9.30 动物公园 (T) (R) 10.15 追踪、寻回我的车 (T) (R) 10.45 专家证人 (T) (R) 11.15 房屋拍卖 (T) (R) 12.15 淘货猎手 (T) 1.0 新闻 (T) 1.35 地区新闻与天气 (T) 1.45 新闻 (T) 2.0 理发师谜案 (T) 2.45 逃往乡村 (T) (R) 3.45 竞拍室 (T) 4.30 答案赛 (T) 5.15 无用之举 (T) (R) 6.0 新闻 (T) 6.30 地区新闻与天气 (T) 7.0 综合节目 (T) 7.30 我们的生活 (T)
8.0 花岗岩港 (T) 琳多和巴特在与时间的赛跑中寻找真正的凶手。本系列最后一集。 9.0 我会骗你吗？ (T) (R) 嘉宾嘉宾包括库什·詹博、朱迪·洛夫、格雷森·佩里和蒂姆·藤。 9.30 安卓机器人 (T) 苏邀请迈克尔和蕾妮共进一次美好的家庭晚餐。
10.0 新闻 (T) 10.30 地区新闻 (T) 天气 10.45 28 天后 (丹尼·博伊尔, 2002) (T) 一名男子在英国被一种导致受害者陷入杀人狂怒的病毒摧毁后，努力生存。恐怖片，基里安·墨菲主演。 12.30 未来一周天气预报 (T) 12.35 新闻 (T)
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6.0 早安英国 (T) 10.0 This Morning (T) 1.30 新闻与天气 (T) 1.55 地方新闻与天气 (T) 2.0 Dickinson’s Real Deal (T) (R) 3.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 4.0 Tipping Point (T) (R) 5.0 The Chase (T) (R) 6.0 地方新闻与天气 (T) 6.30 新闻与天气 (T)
7.30 EFL杯现场 (T) 米德尔斯堡 对阵 Wrexham (开球时间 8pm)。Mark Pougatch 在里弗赛德体育场 为您带来这两支冠军联赛 球队首轮对决的所有动态。
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Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast 9.30 Essential Classics 1.0 Classical Live. 来自逍遥音乐会 (the Proms)，Elena Schwarz 指挥 BBC 威尔士国家管弦乐团，小提琴家 Alina Ibragimova 演奏门德尔松的《E小调小提琴协奏曲》。此外，来自 Ryedale 节日的，由 Aris Quartet 和 Novo Quartet 演奏的舒伯特的《死亡与少女》四重奏。 4.0 本周作曲家：莫扎特 (5 / 5) 5.0 In Tune 7.0 BBC Proms 2026 . Nil Venditti 指挥 BBC 交响乐团及其合唱团，Epiphoni Consort，女高音 Federica Lombardi，次女高音 Chiara Amarù，男高音 René Barbera 和男低音 Nicola Ulivieri 演奏 Respighi 的《教堂之窗》和 Rossini 的《圣母颂》。 10.0 Late Junction。Dan Gilmore 重新审视被遗忘的硬盘录音，Verity Sharp 预告波兰的“声音疗养院” (Sanatorium of Sound) 音乐节。 11.30 ’Round Midnight 12.30 Through the Night
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Andy Burnham was warned last night that he could face the fi f rst revolt of fifi his premiership, as Labour MPs and climate experts condemned his apparent support for renewed drill- ing for North Sea oil and gas .
T he prime minister gave the
y strongest indication yet yesterday that he was minded to allow new drilling , just as the UK is suffering ffe ff
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drought, wildfires and successive
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heatwaves. Speaking at a commu-
nity centre in Sheffield , Burnham
ffi
ffi
repeated he would be “pragmatic”
about oil and gas and that decisions
on new drilling would be made “in
due course”. But he added: “The
question isn’t whether Britain will
still be using oil and gas, the question
is where does it come from.”
His comments came hours before the UN secretary general warned that “every new fossil fuel project” made heatwaves more dangerous.
Many Labour MPs are worried
about how support for expanded drilling will sit with an electorate alarmed by the worst drought since 1976, soaring temperatures, wildfi
res , fifi and climate-related food inflation flfl and potential supply shortages .
They also worry about losing more voters to the Greens: Zack Polanski’s party has stressed its opposition to further North Sea licences , includ- ing for the Jackdaw gasfield and the fi fi Rosebank oilfi eld, west of Shetland. A fi fi decision to go ahead with the projects
could trigger a new surge in defectors from Labour.
Saturday
Rachael Maskell, the Labour MP for York Central, urged ministers to “keep carbon in the ground” . She said: “We’re seeing ice caps melting, seas warming up, hotter and hotter summers. This summer has been a warning that we have to go towards a sustainable future fast.”
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Norwich South , said there was “no legitimate reason” to press ahead with Jackdaw because he said it would make only a negligible differ- ffe ff ence to energy prices while sending the wrong signal 14
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disarm in ‘civilian transition’ plan for Gaza
Julian Borger Senior international correspondent
Donald Trump has declared a break-
through in negotiations over the
disarmament of Hamas in Gaza and
the withdrawal of Israeli forces,
issues that have stalled the imple-
mentation of last October’s ceasefire.
fifi
Israel had yet to respond officially
ffi
ffi
to the plan yesterday, announced in
a social media post by the US presi-
dent on Thursday night, though some
offi cials have expressed scepticism.
ffi
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Trump said it involved the “com- plete disarmament” of Hamas and
other armed groups in Gaza and was “a monumental step toward ending the fighting”. fifi Israel has pointed to Hamas’s fail- ure to disarm as justification for its fifi continued strikes and refusal to allow any reconstruction in Gaza .
After months of negotiations in Cairo, the Board of Peace (B oP), set up by Trump last year, managed on Thursday to secure Hamas’s agree- ment to a “roadmap” for phased disarmament, in parallel with Israeli
f withdrawal, alongside a transfer of power in Gaza from Hamas to a Pal-
f estinian interim administration of technocrats, supported by specially trained Palestinian police and an international stabilisation force (ISF).
The 14-point plan, posted by the BoP on X yesterday, urged Israel, Hamas and other Palestinian fac- tions to halt all military operations, and called for an international verifi- fifi cation committee (IVC) to be set up . It outline d a 14-day period after all
London embassy can go ahead
Amy Hawkins
Construction of a controversial new Chinese embassy was given the green light yesterday after the high court dismissed a challenge from neighbours .
The Royal Mint Court residents’ association (RMCRA), which brought the case against the government, immediately announced plans to appeal against the decision, in a move that could further delay the project.
The debate over planning permis- sion for the new embassy has been a sore point in British-Chinese rela- tions over recent years.
The RMCRA represents people and businesses who live and operate
Contact
▲ Trump’s Board of Peace has secured Hamas’s agreement to a ‘roadmap’ for phased disarmament
PHOTOGRAPH: HATEM KHALED/REUTERS
parties had accepted the roadmap, with a timetable and implementa- tion mechanisms to be worked out.
Control of Gaza would then be handed to a National Committee for the Administration of Gaza (NCAG) , a panel of Palestinian profession- als and experts set up by the BoP in
from properties in Royal Mint Court, a historic site that the Chinese gov- ernment bought for £255m in 2018.
The association argued that the government had been unlawful in granting planning permission and that it had failed to assess the human rights considerations of the project.
In January the Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government gave permission for China to build the vast diplomatic outpost, which would be Beijing’s biggest in Europe .
The decision was delayed for
months after the planning applica-
tion was taken out of the hands of the
local council, Tower Hamlets, which
had rejected it . Senior spy officials
ffi
ffi
later advised the government that the
risks to UK national security could be
controlled and dealt with.
January who have been waiting in Cairo to take over.
The NCAG would take over all administrative functions, backed by the new police force and the ISF. That would enable a “process to decom- mission and store heavy weapons,
f military production sites, depots of weapons, and tunnels”.
The disarming of Hamas and other groups would be “gradual, sequen- tial and time-bound” and would be “linked to an Israeli withdrawal, in
The high court rejected the RMCRA’s arguments. It said there was no evidence of the Chinese gov- ernment interfering with the human rights of the residents, “even though they had strongly objected to the proposed embassy and had been involved in protests”.
The government said it “conscien- tiously and carefully had regard” to the residents’ concerns.
phases, from the areas under its con- trol in Gaza”.
Nickolay Mladenov , a Bulgarian
diplomat appointed as the BoP’s
high representative for Gaza, said:
“Today, agreement has been reached
on the decommissioning of weapons
and civilian transition in Gaza. It took
months of very diffi cult negotiations .
ffi
ffi
There were several points when I did
not believe we would make it .
“What the agreement says mat- ters. What happens next matters
Ricardo Paulo Gama, a solicitor at Leigh Day , the law firm represent- fi fi ing the residents’ association, said he hoped a higher court would be “braver” in considering the grounds of appeal.
The RMCRA raised more than £220,000 to fund the legal challenge against the project. The group is sup- ported by the Inter- parliamentary Alliance on China ( Ipac), a cross-party
The residents’ association at Royal Mint Court, which China bought for £255m in 2018, is strongly opposed to the planned embassy
PHOTOGRAPH: JILL MEAD/ THE GUARDIAN
even more. Implementation and verification have to be real. With- fifi drawal must move in lockstep with decommissioning.”
There was no confirmation from fifi the Israeli government by yesterday afternoon that it accepted the agree- ment. The far -right national security minister, Itamar Ben-Gvir , dismissed it as “unacceptable”.
Hours after Trump announced the
Hamas agreement, Israel carried out
an airstrike on Gaza, wounding sev-
eral people. Israeli forces have killed
more than 1,000 Palestinians in Gaza
since the October ceasefire.
fifi
An Israeli offi cial told Reuters:
ffi
ffi
“Israel demands the complete dis-
armament of Hamas, including the
removal of weapons from Gaza and
f the complete demilitarisation of the strip as a precondition for any process.” They said the plan under discussion did not “provide a satis- factory response to these demands and Israel conveyed its objections”.
Hamas said it agreed to the road- map on condition that disarmament was carried out at the same time as Israeli withdrawal.
“We will not take any action regarding disarmament prior to Isra- el’s withdrawal from the strip,” Ghazi Hamad, a member of the Hamas negotiating team, told Al Jazeera.
By agreeing to Mladenov’s road-
map, Hamas has increased the
pressure on Israel to fulfil the com-
fifi
mitments it made in the October
ceasefi re. A US offi
fi fi
cial who brief ed
ffi
ffi
the press on Thursday acknowledged
that Israel was “very sceptical that
Hamas will disarm” .
It is unclear how long the agree- ment would take to implement. The 13 members of the NCAG have so far been barred by Israel from entering been barred by Israel from entering Gaza, the special training of Palestin- ian police has yet to start, and troops from the countries volunteering to support the ISF , such as Morocco and Kosovo, have yet to arrive.
group of parliamentarians focused on China.
Luke de Pulford, the executive director of Ipac, said: “We have together already prevented the Chi- nese Communist party from breaking ground at Royal Mint Court for more than seven months.
“The fi ght continues and we all want to win this case and to stop the embassy.”
f Mark Nygate , a representative of the RMCRA, said: “While we were also disappointed with today’s judg- ment, we knew this was going to be a long [process], and we intend to go all the way through.”
f Nygate said that it was a battle of “David versus two Goliaths” ; the Brit- ish and the Chinese governments.
The Chinese government was not a party to the legal challenge. It has criticised the delays to the project and Xi Jinping, China’s president, raised the matter with Keir Starmer, then the UK prime minister, during a phone call in 2024.
‘Mop man’ steals Commonwealth Games spotlight
T
he 2026 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow have already delivered plenty of highlights. But fans across the world have been dazzled by one b breakout star: “ Mop Man”.
When a cleaner came out at half time during a netball match this week, supposedly to clean the court before the restart , everything appeared normal. But as the cleaner swept, and the fi rst bars of Queen’s I Want to Break Free rang out in the venue, he went from cleaning to a sudden split. The crowd roared.
The cleaner then launched into a full dance routine, to the surprise and delight of the audience .
He has since entertained crowds during breaks in play at a number of other events, and clips of his performances have gone viral .
The man behind the mop is CJ Miller , 25, from Livingstone, West Lothian, a trained dancer who was
Superstar after song controversy
Ben Beaumont-Thomas
Boy George has pulled out of a
f forthcoming London production of Jesus Christ Superstar, days after he released a controversial song voicing support for Israel’s actions against Palestine.
hired by the Games to keep crowds entertained during intermissions.
He considers himself more of an introvert than his alter ego. “I’m an anxious and paranoid queen,” said Miller. “And I’m so grateful for the turn of events. It’s been a lovely 50 minutes of fame. I wish I’d had a haircut before it happened.”
Miller was initially told he would be part of a fl ash mob at the Games with other dancers. “Then it was, ‘ Oh, here’s a mop. Here’s the song.’ It wasn’t until the Tuesday before the Games I found out it was gonna be Boo Boo the Fool here, on his
Boy George was to have played King Herod in the Andrew Lloyd Web- ber and Tim Rice musical, which tells the story of the persecution and cru- cifi xion of Jesus. Kemsley apologised fi fi to ticketholders who hoped to see Boy George in the role .
‘It just made people feel like it’s OK to mess around. People need to be remind- ed to just take a break’
“It just made people feel like it’s OK to mess around,” he said. “Sometimes, people need to be reminded to just take a break. Just take a minute to smile at someone else being so bloody ridiculous.”
CJ Miller ‘Mop Man’
critics of Israel. Its military action has been described as genocidal by
f a UN commission and hundreds of human rights organisations. The lyrics include the words : “You say genocide, I say war / When you’re attacked, that’s what the army’s for . ”
The singer’s manager, Paul Kems- ley, wrote on Instagram that he had “decided, in my capacity as Boy George’s manager, that he will no longer be appearing in Jesus Christ Superstar at the London Palladium”.
▲ CJ Miller’s performances at the Games, t. doing elaborate and energetic dance routines with mops and vacuums, has won him fans around the sporting world
PHOTOGRAPHS: JAMES FEARN/GETTY IMAGES; ANDREW MILLIGAN/PA
own,” Miller laughed, pointing to himself.
When choreographing , Miller was inspired by “the concept of a volunteer … a cleaner that had been possessed by the music .”
But the character soon took on a life – and fanbase – of his own. “People have messaged being like, ‘Thank you for making me smile, I really needed that today.’”
f For Miller, the universal charm of “Mop Man” comes from “ the sheer bonkersness of it all”.
believe it is my responsibility to make believe it is my responsibility to make decisions that are in the best inter- ests of my artist while also showing respect to others. In this instance, I felt it was right to step aside, allowing the production to remain the focus .”
Miller’s performance was soon picked up by media outlets across the world. There was particular praise for his chemistry with his dance partner: Doris the mop.
“ Phil [Goodlad ] from the BBC had named the mop Doris – so I didn’t even name the bloody mop!” said Miller.
Did he have a name in mind for his other partner, the vacuum? “It was a Vax vacuum, so I think the vacuum should be called Vaxtina – like XTina. ”
Going into the Games, Miller felt nervous about performing in front of a sports crowd for the first time. fifi “Basketball, for me, was a scary one. I was like, ‘I don’t think the basketball crowd are going to want to see my flamboyant ass, giving flfl them a dance to Freddie Mercury. And I was wrong. The basketball crowd were incredible.
“It was a lesson for me to check my own prejudice,” he said. “It doesn’t excuse the point of view I had of sports fans, and that has been changed now from the immense support I’ve received from the sports fans at the Commonwealth. Thank you for proving me wrong, sports fans.”
Miller is soon to join Newcastle College as a dance tutor and continue building his career as a choreographer.
But will the world see more of Mop Man? “I think it would be fun,” said Miller, who has been approached by one company about taking his performance further. “If I were to do it again, let’s get some other professions in there,” said Miller. “Referee, waiter, construction worker. Let’s get inventive .”
His fi nal tip? “Be messy, fail, fi fi screw up. Get your mop and shake your ass .”
Armitage, the last of whom will now cover Boy George’s performances.
y Alluding to his departure , Boy
f George posted an AI image of himself with a Groucho Marx moustache, and said: “To quote Groucho Marx I would never want to be part of any club that would have me as a member!”
There had been calls for pro- tests outside the Palladium over his appearances, and there was wide- spread condemnation of the song on social media. Martyn Ware , who was
over ‘outrageous’ World Cup sale plan
Nick Ames Matt Hughes Josh Halliday
Andy Burnham has called on the Fifa president, Gianni Infantino , to resign over his “outrageous” plans to sell a stake in the World Cup.
Infantino faces growing pressure
over his proposals, which triggered a backlash among football bodies and backlash among football bodies and
y prompted the resignation of a key Fifa adviser yesterday.
Asked about the Fifa proposals
during a visit to a community centre
in Sheffi eld yesterday, the prime min-
ffi
ffi
ister said: “My view is strengthening
– this was an outrageous suggestion. The idea that it could even be brought forward, in my view, shows that the Fifa [president] is the wrong man to lead the organisation.”
related to the World Cup and sell a portion of it to investors for $4.2bn (£3.1bn). Fifa yesterday insisted the planned sell-off would continue despite all 55 members of Uefa – the European football authority – resolv- ing not to participate in future World Cups or other Fifa-run events if it went ahead.
Infantino’s authority was dealt a fresh blow when Carlos Cordeiro , one of his senior advisers, resigned over what he called “a bad deal for football”. He said: “I cannot stand by while Fifa considers selling a stake in the World Cup . I had no involvement in this proposal, and I oppose it une- quivocally. It is a bad deal for Fifa’s member associations, a bad deal for football, and a bad deal for the long- term future of the game.”
Cordeiro worked for Fifa since 2021 as a senior adviser to Infantino.
justifi cation” if it sold off a perma- fi fi nent stake.
But an extraordinary statement
later in the day by Kevin Lamour ,
Fifa’s current chief operating officer,
ffi
ffi
may have inflicted a more serious
flfl
f wound. Lamour, a close associate of Infantino at Fifa , said staff and other ff ff stakeholders had been “deceived” by the president and said he would be willing to be sacked for express- ing his views.
“What has been announced in recent days and what has been hap- pening behind the scenes in recent months defi es belief and imagina- tion,” Lamour said. “To put it very clearly and directly: the project that has sparked so much controversy and debate is not a Fifa project. It is even less a project of Fifa’s administration. It is the project of one person.
“This lie by omission over many months and this unilateral exercise of power are not trivial. They are
Lamour said Fifa’s mission is “not to serve the personal interests of a person who, unfortunately, believes he embodies Fifa when he is sup- posed to be at its service”. He stated that his colleagues “deserve better than contempt and intimidation”, adding: “My feeling is that we all want to be proud to work for Fifa, and today, unfortunately, it seems that is no longer the case for many of us.”
Infantino appears to be shedding allies, and there was no succour to be taken from a strongly worded be taken from a strongly worded statement from the Asian Football Confederation (AFC), which backed
PHOTOGRAPH: JEAN CATUFFE/GETTY
Uefa and Concacaf in their oppo-
sition to the privately funded Fifa Forward Enterprise (FFE) plan. The
AFC stopped short of matching Uefa’s boycott, but was clear in saying the boycott, but was clear in saying the proposal should be scrapped.
“The fact that the situation has reached the point where the real pos- sibility of a Fifa World Cup boycott has entered public discourse should concern everyone who cares about the future of our game,” it said.
A further revelation yesterday that Fifa has opened a tender for
research companies to assess the economic benefi ts of expanding the World Cup to 64 teams, demanding a hugely accelerated timescale, has only increased such concerns in foot- ball’s corridors of power.
Uefa is minded to play a waiting game after securing a united front in opposing Infantino’s plan. It will assess how Fifa reacts, although
f early signs suggest little change of tack. Overnight Fifa had attempted to blame media reporting for such widespread opposition, claiming its commitment to “an open and dem- ocratic consultation”, although that intervention has cut no ice among its opponents.
It is unlikely any mechanism to depose Infantino will be triggered immediately, although in theory an extraordinary Fifa Congress, and sub- sequent vote of confidence, could be fifi convened if 43 countries make such a request.
How Fifa is trying to sell the World Cup
What has been happening? It has been a week that has rocked football. When reports first fifi emerged in the Times on Tuesday afternoon that Fifa, world football’s governing body, was to launch a vehicle to control the commercial rights to the World Cup, and would sell a stake of this company to investors, it caught even members of the Fifa Council, its central decision-making body, by surprise.
What’s the problem? The story was that Fifa planned to “sell the World Cup”, with no Wo W consultation and a brisk timeline . Then there is the question of what the new vehicle, to be known as Fifa Forward Enterprise (FFE), will actually do. On Thursday the Guardian reported the details of the sales deck that bankers JP Morgan had put together with Fifa to show how FFE would grow revenues for the governing body and their investors. Key would be “a growing tournament portfolio”, “third- party sources of capital and debt financing”, and prioritising “high fifi yield” partnerships and events. This was a dagger right at the heart of every other competition organiser in the sport.
What was Fifa’s response? The new venture, it said, would generate $10bn (£7.4bn) in extra funding for its 211 members associations , although participation would be entirely voluntary. A stake would be sold to an investment group led by Joshua Kushner, the brother of Donald Trump’s son-in-law, but they would have “only a minority stake … and will not play any operational role”.
Gianni Infantino , the Fifa president, used his Instagram channels to insist that FFE was simply a proposal and that any furore was just part of a “democratic consultation process”. FFE “would unlock previously uncaptured economic value”, he said. “It would unlock potential in every corner of the world across men’s, women’s and youth football.” There was to be no change to the plans or the deadlines .
Who is against the plan? A growing number of stakeholders, who began to respond, criticis ed the plans openly in ways not deployed over recent scandals involving Fifa and their president – from sky-high World Cup ticket prices to the creation of the Fifa Peace Prize and its award to Trump . The English FA attacked FFE and Uefa, the governing body
of European football, convened an emergency meeting of its 55 members. On Thursday they voted unanimously to boycott all Fifa tournaments should FFE go ahead.
Yesterday the Asian Confederation (AFC) and Concacaf, which governs football in North and Central America, also joined Uefa in condemnation, although they both stopped short of declaring a boycott.
But Fifa are going ahead? In response to Uefa’s boycott, Fifa doubled down. There would be no deviation from the plans, it said, and it blamed the media for any controversy. “We respect the feedback and concern aired in public and reaffirm our ffi ffi commitment to an open and democratic consultation,” said Fifa . “We will proceed with this consultation process to ensure that each MA has the ability to express its vote based on facts.”
Shortly after Fifa issued their “clarification” on the process, one fifi of Infantino’s most senior aides, the former Goldman Sachs banker Carlos Cordeiro , resigned from his role citing “unequivocal” opposition to the deal. More leaked documents revealed that Fifa had also commissioned – on 30 July – an expedited research project into expanding the men’s World Cup to 64 teams in 2030, a plan which would fulfi l one of the key ambitions of the JP Morgan briefi ng document. fi fi
Is Infantino under pressure? There was more pressure last night on the Fifa president than at any time since the fall of the disgraced Sepp Blatter in 2015. If Infantino receives 106 expressions of interest from individual countries, he insists the plan will go ahead and he has shown no willingness to step back. There is speculation that he hopes to become chief executive of the new subsidiary , others view the plan as an inevitable outcome of Infantino’s lengthy and close relationship with Trump. If he succeeds in getting FFE over the line, however, the global game of football will be in new territory and even more radical actions will have to be considered.
Will the Women’s World Cup go ahead? Women’s football is set to take centre stage over the next 18 months, with the Women’s World Cup in Brazil the highlight. Any boycott by Uefa next summer would drastically affect its ffe ff makeup, as European nations would, in normal circumstances, comprise 11 of the 32 competing teams . There will be other tests of any boycott before that, however, with the women’s Under-17 and Under-20 tournaments this autumn. So women’s football is likely to bear the brunt of any protests . It should also be noted that in the JP Morgan deck, there was only one mention of women’s football. Paul MacInnes
work’ culture under scrutiny
Denis Campbell
Parliament is “Britain’s last alcohol- soaked workplace”, with MPs still offered free drinks as early as noon, ffe ff despite previous alcohol-related scandals, reveals a new report.
Drinking remains so common- place that some MPs have had their stomachs pumped after consuming so much alcohol that they ended up in hospital, one politician disclosed.
Alcohol is “embedded” in how Westminster works, driven by lone- liness among MPs, socialising in order to meet ministers and drinks being served at daytime and even- ing events.
Those are among the fi f ndings of fifi a survey of 190 MPs and staff which ff ff shows that Westminster’s drink- ing culture endures, despite rising concern and a string of incidents, including an alleged drink spiking involving an MP’s researcher in the Strangers’ Bar , and Labour MP Neil
f Coyle drinking up to 200 units of
f alcohol a week – the equivalent of 10 pints a night. The spiking led to a police investigation and the tempo- rary closure of Strangers’ Bar.
The report by the Institute of Alco- hol Studies thinktank said: “The fi ndings suggest that Westminster fi fi remains a highly unusual workplace where alcohol is embedded in pro- fessional life, networking, lobbying and socialising in ways that would be exceptional in most other UK be exceptional in most other UK workplaces.
“Participants described alcohol as being available throughout the work- ing day, frequently provided for free and often intertwined with career advancement.”
The survey included the expe- riences and views of 24 MPs, 58 Westminster staff and 108 constitu- ff ff ency office personnel . ffi ffi MPs told the IAS how readily avail- able drink is at Westminster. “Going to a meeting at noon and alcohol’s available. Of course, I’m not used to that in my old job,” said one.
▲Bars, like this one photographed in 1919, are a Westminster tradition
organisations arrange to help them lobby MPs, emerged as a particular issue.
Hannah Spencer, a Green party MP elected at the Gorton and Den- ton byelection in February, received both support and criticism from fel- low MPs when in April she labelled Westminster’s drinking culture “unprofessional and worrying” and said it led to cases of “questionable and dangerous behaviour”. In a com- ment which riled some MPs, she said
that “you can smell the alcohol when people are in between votes”.
The IAS report also found that: • 42% of the MPs interviewed had been offered an alcoholic drink at a ffe ff work meeting or event weekly dur- ing the previous six months; 13% said that occurred daily . • 22% had concerns about a col- league’s drinking . • Parliament’s long and unusual working hours, the loneliness many MPs experience being away from home, pressures of their jobs and socialising in order to advance their careers can all act as catalysts for drinking.
referring to colleagues having had their stomachs pumped in hospital and going back into Westminster the following day.”
Some MPs said the findings should fifi prompt Westminster to rethink its attitude to alcohol.
Cat Smith, the Labour MP for Lan- caster and Wyre , who was a member of the shadow cabinet from 2016-21, said: “We wouldn’t accept a surgeon operating after a drink or a driver get- ting behind the wheel – so why should we accept legislators voting on the laws of the land after one?”
Dr Beccy Cooper, the MP for Wor- thing West , who was a public health consultant before entering parlia- ment in 2024, said the report is “a wake-up call”.
In a foreword to the report, she said Westminster needs to go fur- ther in modernising its approach to alcohol beyond the changes it made in the wake of recent drink-related scandals . For example, parliament should draw up its first formal work- fifi place policy on alcohol .
Cooper added: “Two findings stood out to me. Almost one in ten respondents reported a negative experience because of someone else’s drinking at work and 70% either didn’t know, or weren’t sure, how to raise a concern about a colleague’s drinking.”
In 2023 parliament’s Independent Complaints and Grievance Service said that alcohol was a “frequent fac- tor” in its investigations into alleged misconduct at Westminster.
Drinking in parliament’s array of bars is “leading to intimidating behaviour like shouting and swear- ing”, it added in the findings of 30 fifi investigations undertaken between 2021 and 2022.
A UK parliament spokesper- son said everyone working there had been reminded to use alcohol responsibly but hinted that imme- diate changes were unlikely.
“Any changes to parliament’s provision of alcohol would ultimately be a matter for members to decide on. be a matter for members to decide on. The estate is a unique working envi- ronment that includes public access and events, with our catering outlets and spaces serving thousands of cus- tomers each week.
MPs enjoy drinks on the House of Commons terrace: some say they are offered alcohol ffe ff at work daily
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allowed bodies to rot is jailed for 20 years
Priya Bharadia
A funeral director was jailed yester- day for 20 years for leaving dozens of bodies – including a miscarried baby – “rotting” in his mortuary and giving bereaved families the wrong ashes.
Robert Bush , the owner of Leg- acy Independent Funeral Services in Hull, pleaded guilty to 67 offences ff e ff spanning 12 years , including 30 counts of preventing a lawful and decent burial.
After Bush’s sentencing, the gov- ernment said it planned to crack down on “rogue operators” within the funeral industry, to include devel- oping proposals for formal regulation of the sector.
The h ealth secretary, Yvette Cooper, said Bush’s actions “were utterly abhorrent, and my thoughts are with all the bereaved families in Hull who have been so badly let down ”.
Over a fi ve-day sentencing hear- fi fi ing at Hull crown court, more than 80 victims recounted their horror at learning their loved ones had been left “rotting away” inside his funeral parlour . Many broke down in tears during their statements.
Sentencing Bush, the judge, Mr Justice Hilliard , said: “The defendant
their highest since 2022 as holidaymakers hit the road
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was so preoccupied with his own enrichment that he behaved in a shocking and disgraceful way towards the deceased.
“The awful truth is that any- one whose loved one went through Legacy at any time when it was oper- ating can now have no confidence as fi fi to how they were treated or whose ashes they have. Unless, of course, they were one of the 30 bodies recov- ered in March 2024.
“Culpability is of course high because of the gross breach of trust in respect of people who were vulner- able as they were bereaved.”
Bush, 48, from Otley , West York- shire, showed little visible emotion while listening to the statements in the dock, but hung his head lower and lower as the week went on.
Gasps and sobbing could be heard from the public gallery when prose- cutors revealed the grimcondition of the deceased . The court heard that bodies had been found uncovered and lying on racks in varying states of decomposition.
During the search, PC Jason Sut- cliff e spotted a paper bag on the fl ff e ff oor. fl fl He initially thought the item inside was a baby bird, before noticing two hospital wristbands , identify- ing the body as the “baby of Jasmine Beverley”. The baby,Sunny Beverley- Conlin , was miscarried at 18 weeks
The RAC said that in “very unwel- come news for drivers” the average pump price had reached 160p a litre, reversing the fall to 151p in early July
f that followed the announcement of a Middle East ceasefire . fifi Th e price yesterday was the high- est level since November 2022, when it soar ed in the aftermath of Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine.
Diesel was up 14.5p to 179p a litre but the price remain ed below the high but the price remain ed below the high of 192p in April, the RAC said.
“This means the cost of filling a fifi family-size car with unleaded has gone up to £88, while a tank of diesel is £10 more,” said Simon Williams, the motoring body’s head of policy. “The wholesale price of petrol eased very slightly this week but is not enough to make a difference at the pumps.” ffe ff
in May 2022. His parents believed he had been given a funeral and cre- mated. Instead, Bush left his remains inside Legacy for almost two years.
Sunny’s mother, Jasmine, sobbed as she faced Bush in court. “I trusted Rob with the most precious and important person in my life,” she said. “The reality I now live with is that my baby boy Sunny has spent more time in your possession than he ever did s. with his own family.”
In a statement, Sutcliffe described ff e ff finding Sunny’s remains as “the worst fifi experience of my career” .
The ashes presented to Beverley and her family had been “consistent
▲ Robert Bush acted in a ‘shocking and disgraceful way’, the judge said fu f
Williams added that diesel looked “set to keep on rising” and would probably reach 185p a litre in the next few weeks, barring any significant fall fifi in the price of oil .
Fuel prices had declined after the US and Iran reached a memorandum of understanding in mid-June that appeared to be a precursor to peace talks. However, Donald Trump has in recent weeks appeared to tire of the peace efforts, with the US again strik- ffo ff ing Iran several times in recent days . This has prompted Tehran to retali- at e , launching strikes at Washington’s allies in the Middle East.
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with baby remains in volume but had larger pieces of coarse bones” expected from an adult’s body, according to evidence heard in court.
Some of the ashes presented to Lucy Ness, who lost her child just before 12 weeks, were said to have resembled “animal remains” in terms of size and texture .
The body of 94-year-old Norman
Bridger was recovered at the Legacy
premises 323 days after his death.
“My lovely dad lay in a cardboard
coffi n for almost 11 months,” said his
ffi
ffi
daughter Karen King. “ It feels like he
was just forgotten.”
Bush was arrested on 10 March while returning from a holiday in Arizona , a £3,000 trip funded by his funeral fraud. Soon after his arrest, Bush told offi cers: “I fucked it all up, ffi ffi everything, my whole world.”
Police offi cers found 35 bodies and ffi ffi more than 100 sets of ashes during a search of Legacy premises at Hessle Road in March 2024. Several fami- lies had had the wrong ashes turned into jewellery .
David Gorbutt told the court he felt “abused” after learning that Bush had given him a stranger’s ashes rather than those of his late wife, Susan . He scattered those ashes at the same site as her son’s, as per Susan’s wishes.
“I have had the uncertainty of not knowing who or what I have
f trying to pass through the strait of Hormuz under a US “air escort” and turned four other ships around.
Luke Bosdet, a spokesperson for the AA, said the increase in pump prices had come “at a very bad time” . “AA polling indicates that 20.5 mil- lion UK drivers will take to the road in the third week of the holiday sea- son. Among them, 2.2 million will cover 100 to 200 miles, 1.5 million will travel 200 to 300 miles and 1.3 million will go even further.”
However, Bosdet said fuel prices
“When costs plummeted from late May onwards, pump prices followed rapidly, which was unlike previous years of ‘rocket and feather’ pump pricing.” 160p
scattered over the ashes of Susan’s son,” Gorbutt said. “Who was that? One person? More than one?”
The state of Bush’s premises “did not meet industry standards” and represented a “wholly inadequate approach to care for the deceased”, according to evidence from Dr Richard Lloyd , a human anatomy
f centre manager at the University of Cambridge and Cranfield University. fi fi Containers of ashes were “stored in an undignified manner” across fifi the premises, stacked “chaotically on shelves” or left on the floor, where flfl “damp had caused mould to grow on the boxes ”.
Bush stole money from funeral services intended for 12 separate charities, including Macmillan Can- cer Support, Salvation Army and a local hospice. In addition, he sold false funeral plans to 226 people over nearly 12 years, totalling £562,117.
Bush spent more than £42,000 on holidays, including his trip to Arizona , £21,000 on motorcycle racing and £17,400 on home improve- ments between 2017 and 2024.
Bush ’s barrister, Richard Wright KC , said his client wished to apolo- gise to the families and accept ed this was “likely to be rejected” by them. Wright added: “He is treated, com- pletely understandably, as a pariah – hated and despised.”
appeared to be following whole- sale prices more closely since May, when the government introduced a fuel-fi nder scheme forcing all pet- fi fi rol stations to report prices publicly.
Fuel retailers have in the past faced accusations of “rocket and feather” pricing – when rapid price increases are followed by slower price cuts.
“In early May, when wholesale costs shot up 3p to 6p for more than a fortnight, average petrol prices put on less than 2p,” Bosdet said. “Fuel- finder compliance started to fifi be enforced at the beginning of the month and that likely had an impact.
and Dean song tops UK charts for record 19 weeks
Ben Beaumont-Thomas
Sam Fender and Olivia Dean have scored the longest running UK No 1 single in history with Rein Me In , beating a record that has stood since 1953 .
Back then, the UK singles chart had been running for less than a year and contained just 12 songs when I Believe , a bombastic ballad by US crooner Frankie Laine , hit No 1 and spent a total of 18 weeks on the chart.
There have been other songs that have come close to beating him since, such as Bryan Adams ’s (Everything I Do) I Do It for You , which spent 16 weeks at the top in 1991 , and Wet Wet Wet ’s Love is All Around , which had 15 weeks in 1994 . Both were gooey power ballads launched off the back of major movie placements – and both prompted just as much exas- peration as celebration with every passing week at No 1.
Adams’s (Everything I Do) I Do It for You still has the longest consec- utive run at No 1: its 16 weeks were unbroken, before being dethroned by U2’s The Fly .
More recently, Drake’s One Dance had a 15 week stint at No 1 in 2016 , and Ed Sheeran ’s Shape of You scored 14 weeks in 2017 .
But Fender and Dean have clung on to clock up an amazing 19 weeks at the top – made all the more impressive by chart rules introduced in recent years to prevent this length of run from ever happening.
Fender said he was “completely lost for words. Thank you so much to Olivia Dean and the fans for mak- ing this song the juggernaut that it is. ”
Fender wrote Rein Me In for his album People Watching , which was released in February 2025 . He
puberty blocker drugs trials
Kevin Rawlinson
A clinical trial of drugs that can delay puberty can go ahead after a high court judge threw out a legal chal- lenge yesterday.
Campaigners had launched the attempt to halt the planned research into puberty blockers, to be run by researchers at King’s College Lon- don (KCL), on the grounds that they believed it could harm the children taking part.
released five other singles from the fifi album prior to Rein Me In, including the title track, which seemed like it would be the biggest hit, reaching No 4 and hanging around the Top 100 for 43 weeks.
That title song is an obvious anthem: high tempo with strident guitars and a Springsteen-esque sense of grandeur. Rein Me In, on the other hand, is a gentler and less obviously commercial proposition, rooted in Fender’s love of British folk and given a slower, rollicking rhythm.
“I’m talking about substance abuse and drinking too much to get
But Mr Justice Chamberlain refused the application for a judicial review , saying none of their claims had a realistic chance of success in court. He said each patient involved in the Pathways trial would have been assessed over many months by spe- cialist doctors, who would have “formed the opinion that a child has a reasonable prospect of receiving a clinical benefi t from the treatment”. fi fi The university welcomed the court’s decision yesterday, saying particular care would be taken over the safety of participants in the trial,
the reason back, the reason for going
through your day,” Fender has said.
“It’s loosely based on my own life,
but also, I always kind of take parts
of my own life and put it into charac-
ters and embellish it, be cause all good
stories deserve embellishment. The
‘rein me in’ part kind of [means] your
friends are gonna rein you in from
drinking too much and going off the
ff
ff
rails because you’re heartbroken and
you’re dealing with it in a bad way.”
The song went from album track to hit single after being re-recorded with a new verse by Dean . Her verse voices the woman who Fender’s protagonist
which will start recruiting more than 220 children aged between 11 and 16 from today.
But opponents, including the psychotherapist James Esses and Keira Bell , who began tak- ing puberty blockers as a teenager before later detransitioning, report- edly expressed sadness at the ruling.
Bell told the BBC: “It’s a tragedy that the court has refused permis- sion for this challenge to proceed. The medical profession and moral- ity do not always walk hand-in-hand. If they did, this trial would be out of the question.”
walked away from, singing to him: “You’re so afraid of that heart inside your chest.”
The duet version of Rein Me In,
which won s ong of the year at the 2026 Brit awards, took 36 weeks to
ff reach No 1, and has been on and off the top spot since February, inter- rupted by short spells from Harry Styles , Olivia Rodrigo , Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift . This week, the song held off competition from Shakira and Burna Boy , who remain at No 2 with their World Cup song Dai Dai .
Jo Twist , the chief executive of the UK music industry’s leading trade
evidence about possible benefi f ts of fi fi puberty blockers .
“We remain of the view that the
Pathways trial does not meet the legal
and ethical thresholds required for
research on children. The design and
scale of the study, the known and
potential harms of the intervention,
and the absence of a suffi cient prior
ffi
ffi
evidence base of benefi t raise funda-
mental questions about whether the
protective framework for minors has
been properly implemented.”
KCL said: “Pathways trial is a care- fully designed study to give much needed evidence about the potential benefits and risks of puberty suppres- fifi sion to improve NHS care.
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Olivia Dean added a new verse to the duet version of Rein Me In, written by Sam Fender, above. The single is now the longest-running UK No 1, a record held
association, the British Phonographic Institute (BPI), said: “In an evolving world where we all consume music globally, it’s a truly remarkable feat for Rein Me In to resonate with fans in such a profound way.”
It added: “The British public have taken the song to their hearts, and we should all be proud and celebrate this special moment in our music heritage.”
comprehensive psychological and social support through NHS gender services, will be eligible.”
It added that the study would have “strict eligibility requirements”, and that the trial’s design had been “carefully reviewed by independent researchers and has been approved by the UK’s health research regula- tors, the HRA and MHRA ”.
The study was commissioned after a 2024 review of gender iden- tity services by Dr Hilary Cass , which found that gender medicine was an “area of remarkably weak evidence” and “built on shaky foundations” . Initially used to treat early-onset puberty, puberty blockers had been prescribed off-label to children with ff- ff gender dysphoria . The NHS banned them last year after the Cass review.
since 1953 by US crooner Frankie Laine, below. Wet Wet Wet, below middle, spent 15 weeks at No 1 while Bryan Adams, below left, spent 16 weeks there in 1991
he will scrap Starmer’s plans to limit jury trials
Josh Halliday Peter Walker
Andy Burnham is indicating he will scrap plans to curtail jury trials in England and Wales, abandoning one of the most significant overhauls fi fi from Keir Starmer’s government.
f In his biggest repudiation yet of the policies he inherited from his predecessor, the prime minister said he had concerns about the proposals and his instinct was to keep juries at the heart of the justice system.
Speaking at a community centre in Sheffield yesterday, Burnham said hi s reluctance related to the Hillsborough disaster.
“Ihave my concerns about the plan to restrict a jury trial, partly from my personal experience, particularly in Hillsborough,” he said. “So I want to look in detail at that proposal, and my instincts are that we need to find ways fifi of not reducing access to jury trial.”
Burnham’s intervention is the strongest signal yet that the former justice secretary David Lammy ’s pro- posals, which amounted to a historic departure in the judicial system, will be dropped.
The prime minister has previously
f raised concerns about the struggle of Hillsborough victims to secure justice for what he has called “the greatest miscarriage of justice of our times”.
Lammy announced in December that defendants who were likely to receive a sentence of three years or less would no longer get a jury trial. He said the proposals could clear the backlog of 80,000 cases clogging the court system within a decade.
However, th
e plans were met with a fierce backlash from legal bodies fifi and some Labour MPs including Karl Turner , who was suspended over his criticisms of Lammy and Starmer.
Yesterday, Burnham said he had asked the chief whip, Anneliese Midgley , to speak to Turner about being readmitted to the parliamen- tary Labour party.
Two other Labour MPs who had lost the whip for other reasons – Diane
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Abbott and Joani Reid – have already been readmitted after separate been readmitted after separate independent disciplinary processes .
Measures under the courts and tribunals bill would leave defend- ants no longer able to choose a jury trial, and the ability to appeal to a crown court against a magistrates court verdict would also be limited.
Magistrates’ powers would be extended from dealing with maxi- mum sentences of one year to at least 18 months and a judge-only “swift” court would be established to hear cases without a jury.
Ministers argued the move was
f necessary to halve the number of jury trials from 15,000 a year and to jury trials from 15,000 a year and to tackle the backlog of court cases that built up during the Covid pandemic.
The idea was set out a year ago by Sir Brian Leveson , who had been by Sir Brian Leveson , who had been asked by ministers to come up with ways to tackle a backlog that has seen many defendants and victims wait years for cases to come to court.
In his report, the former judge said he did not “rejoice in these recom- mendations” but warned they were essential to avoid “a real risk of total system collapse in the near future” and that an eff ective lack of conse-
quence for lawbreaking could bring grave societal consequences. Leve- son warned that – even if adopted in full – his proposals would take more than fi ve years to clear the backlog. fi fi The idea of limiting jury trials brought a furious response from brought a furious response from
some Labour MPs, with one mass letter calling it “madness” and something that “will cause more problems than it solves”.
Another group of MPs proposed hijacking the plan by using an amend- ment to introduce the alternative idea of specialist courts for sexual offences with fi ffe ff xed dates for trial, fi fi ensuring victims of sexual crimes received justice sooner.
There were, however, also vehement objections from lawyers. One letter condemning the plans, organised by the Bar Council, was signed by 3,200 lawyers, including 300 senior barristers.
Burnham with victims’ relatives in Liverpool in 2016 after an inquest into deaths in the Hillsborough disaster
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Can PM’s flying start turn fl into sustained success?
Jessica Elgot Deputy political editor A
ndy Burnham has spent his first two fifi weeks as prime minister in a blitz of activity. Bus fares, energy bill cuts, business rates, defence, Ukraine and devolution – he has been everywhere. But at his speech on Wednesday at Jewish Care in north London, there was a stark reminder of how far even the most energetic prime minister can cut through.
One of the care home’s residents asked Burnham if he was the local candidate, and was amazed when told there was – yet again – a new prime minister.
bounce” and in the party seizing its first polling lead since March 2025 fifi in two polls released this week.
Both the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats say they had been expecting a Labour surge, especially with Reform UK’s Nigel Farage in trouble over donations and fi ghting a byelection.
One Conservative official
ffi
ffi
said: “We have consistently said
internally we thought Labour
would overtake Reform within a fortnight of Burnham becoming PM, it’s actually been pretty spot on . I think it is clear now that there are two parties who have the upward momentum – us and Labour – and two whose support is falling – Reform and the Greens.”
Is it a honeymoon or is it a sustainable trajectory? In new MRP polling seen by the Guardian of more than 10,000 voters, Burnham has received a bounce of six points in voting intention compared with mid-June, taking Labour to 26%, ahead of Reform on 23%. The poll puts Labour ahead on seats, though still some way short of a majority.
According to the poll , Labour would win 245 seats, with Reform on 174 seats, the Conservatives on 99, and the Lib Dem s on 67 . This would mean a hung parliament where a coalition would probably require at least three parties to form a majority.
The poll from Convergent suggests the bounce comes primarily from droves of progressive voters lost to the Greens and Lib Dems returning to Labour (more than half of 2024 Labour voters who voted Green and Lib Dem in the May elections now say they would vote Labour again). In contrast, under a fi fth of 2024
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Labour voters who voted Reform in May have come back to the party.
Dylan Spielman , co-founder of Convergent , led Labour’s data science team through the 2024 general election. He said: “The Andy Burnham bounce is real but not yet big enough to put Labour back on course for a majority. So far the recovery has mainly come from reuniting the progressive bloc.
“But Labour is making much less progress winning back Reform voters and Conservatives who are pivotal in marginal seats, and squeezed voters remain Labour’s weakest group. Sustaining the recovery will depend on Labour continuing to demonstrate that its cost of living agenda is delivering,
Polling shows Labour under Burnham overtaking Reform Projected number of parliamentary seats
• Lab • Lib Dem • Green • Plaid Cymru • SNP • Other • Con • Reform
July 2026
245 67 25 99 174
June 2026
107 84 33 80 286
and broadening its appeal beyond progressives.”
The analysis shows Labour has regained most ground in the north of England, particularly the north- west where Burnham has his roots, and Yorkshire and Humber.
But the recovery is minimal in Wales and Scotland – where Burnham will spend time after Labour had heavy losses to the SNP and Plaid Cymru in May and lost control of the Senedd for the first fifi time since it was established.
More than half of those polled could not identify particular policies they had heard of – despite the early blitz of cost of living measures and announcements on youth unemployment and social
326 majority
care. However, some voters could
name the fi rst polic ies Burnham
announced – £2 bus fares and VAT
off energy bills .
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Uniting that bloc is a key first fi fi step, argues James Baggaley from UCL’s Policy Lab , which has done signifi cant work with the US Democratic party poll ing adviser Stan Greenberg on Labour’s progressive problem. He said: “What was striking from our polling before Andy Burnham entered Downing Street was the fact that despite media focus, a majority of voters outside of the north-west didn’t have a clear idea of him. That meant the early days and weeks were both opportunity and a risk .
“He’s clearly hit the ground running, with a more hopeful and bold message. But he is also tapping into a wider shift and alignment of progressive voters, bringing back into the fold Green and Lib Dem voters that Keir Starmer had lost.
“Of course, the big challenge will be when he grapples with the things that are spikier for progressives – welfare, for example – and obviously he hasn’t had an interaction with [Donald] Trump yet. The US president remains uniquely unpopular with possible Labour voters; how he stands up on key progressive values in those moments will be crucial in helping rebuild a winning coalition.”
Internally, Labour sources are thrilled with the choreography of the first fortnight, comparing it fifi favourably with the 2024 arrival of Starmer when the summer was dominated by the winter fuel payment cut and freebies row – as well as a speech in the No 10 rose garden that was widely criticised for being too negative and affecting ffe ff business confi dence. fi fi Luke Tryl , the director of More in Common, said it was the first time fifi in a long time he was encountering genuine optimism in focus groups, who have been impressed with the cost of living measures even when the sums have been relatively small savings for households.
“Burnham is absolutely dominating the attention economy,” Tryl said. “Everything, everywhere, all at once. It’s the combination of the substance, but also the messenger is better .
“Starmer led with the negative, saying it will then lead to the positive. I think by leading with some of the positives, then Burnham is able then to address the trickier issues.”
In its most recent polling, More in Common found Burnham’s popularity has significantly fifi increased , to +19, since he became prime minister, when previously many people had said they were reserving judgment.
Farage has seen a significant fifi rise in disapproval, including growing scepticism from those who previously approved of him, and he is now the lowest-rated party leader.
Tryl said there was much that
could still derail Burnham – migrant
crossings in the Channel, rows over
welfare. “But in terms of setting
yourself up in the best possible way,
from a public opinion perspective,
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‘Plans will fail without a stronger local press’
Ben Quinn Political correspondent
Greater support for local media is needed to hold mayors and councils to account under Andy Burnham’s devolution plans, which would see a massive transfer of power into local government, publishers have said.
A range of figures involved with fi fi local news broadly welcomed plans announced by the prime minister, but said the role of big tech and the BBC, monetising content, and barriers erected by populist politicians were among the challenges they faced.
f Theo Bamber, chief executive of the News Media Association , the trade body representing UK national, regional, and local news publishers, said that any moves to give people greater control will be an illusion unless the decisions aff ecting their ff e ff lives could be scrutinised by trusted and professional local journalists.
“We were interested that the gov- ernment’s announcements about greater devolution have not men- tioned press or media policy,” he told the Guardian. “We believe that is a mistake … the two should not be
f siloed and, ultimately, the success of devolution is dependent on scrutiny.”
Bamber said the fact that 46 mil- lion people a month were consuming local media was proof of the resil- ience of the sector. He also said it was a counter to the proliferation of misinformation amid unrest in Southampton and Belfast recently.
However, amid moves from No 10 to devolve more power from West-
minster to regions, there is also concern that some journalists found their access to meetings being lim- ited, or sidelined as policy makers cut down on press conferences or
Healey sets budget day
The government has set a budget date of 28 October to “spread money and power” out of Westminster as Andy Burnham pushes forward his tax and spending plans.
Announcing the budget, the chancellor, John Healey , said Labour would stick to its fiscal fifi rules and use the budget to give businesses and households stability for the future.
Burnham has used his first two fifi weeks in power to make a blitz of policy announcements , including a VAT cut on energy bills; slashing business rates for pubs, clubs and live music venues; capping bus fares; and promising to give England’s regional mayors a share of income tax.
ch ose to use social media instead. The National Union of Journalists (NUJ) warned that a lack of a strong local news sector would threaten any devolution agenda and support
f could not be left to the “vagaries of the market”.
“Access to trusted local news is essential for democracy to thrive. However, w millions across the UK now live in news deserts and the indus- try has faced decades of decline,” said Laura Davison, NUJ general secretary , who noted large-scale job losses and the fact that around 300 local papers had closed since 2005.
“A lack of local news threatens any devolution agenda. Returning power to communities and ensur- ing places across the UK are properly represented requires local journalists who can hold power to account and ensure people’s voices are heard.”
Under plans announced earlier this year, the government will pro- vide £12m of funding to support local news outlets as it tries to fill so-called fifi “news deserts”. Local media outlets in print, online, radio or TV can bid for grants to support their fi
nancial fifi sustainability and transition to digital business models under the new fund .
However, there are calls for addi- tional support, including from those in start-ups seeking to make up for the lack of an established news out- let in some areas
Mike Harris , the publisher of The Lead, an independent progressive digital newspaper, said: “We’ve launched the fi rst new local titles in many of the communities in the UK most at threat from the far-right, but it’s unbelievably challenging making the business model work.”
“People in working class commu- nities do donate and subscribe to our local newspapers but it’s hard to make the model work in compar- ison to launching in wealthier cities with lots of middle class profession- als. The Local News Fund is a great start but with extremist online con- tent spreading like wildfires, often fifi seeded by foreign dictatorships or far-right grifters, we risk losing the battle for truth unless news, which battle for truth unless news, which is expensive to do well, is supported.”
The plans are seen as an opportu-
f nity by those with a track record of working in local news . Sarah Lester, editor of the Manchester Evening
News, said she hoped it would lead to a “devolution of media ”.
The prime minister will, however, need to spell out how his change in direction is funded in a tricky autumn budget.
With elevated levels of annual borrowing and the UK national debt at the highest point since the 1960s, City investors warn that Burnham has limited room for manoeuvre in the public finances. fifi Healey said Labour was “working fast to restore hope” with the government’s announcements and that he was pushing to “get on with the job” in his fi rst budget as chancellor.
fi nancial web at heart of Reform UK
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t has been three months since the Guardian revealed that Nigel Farage had accepted a £5m gift from Christopher Harborne , a billionaire donor to Reform UK. This was n ot the first story in our investigation. fifi But it has proved the most significant, and the consequences fifi of the disclosure are still being played out.
Little by little, a picture is emerging – one showing how Reform UK has been funded and by whom. Each new detail raises more questions for Farage and the coterie around him. Aside from the “gift” , the Guardian has revealed details of secret donations, a behind-the-scenes loan from a donor – and how the Metropolitan police have interviewed two people under caution.
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staff at diff ff ff erent banks were ffe ff so concerned about a range of transactions, some of which are referenced above and involved senior figures at the party fifi , that they reported them to the National Crime Agency .
Sources have now told us that George Cottrell, a convicted fraudster based in Montenegro , transferred a total of more than $2m to his mother, Fiona, in 2024, with each sum arriving shortly before she made substantial donations to the party.
The stories have given voters a much clearer idea of the people and fi nancial transactions that underpin Reform. It is a financially fifi and politically incestuous set of relationships.
Farage is friends with George Cottrell, who is said to be an unpaid adviser to Reform. Cottrell is friends with Harborne, the billionaire who has given millions to the party, and to Farage himself. Farage’s deputy, Richard Tice,
has known the Cottrell family, he says, for 50 years. Fiona Cottrell is a significant donor to the party. fi fi George Cottrell has lent money to Tice. These fi ve people are at the fi fi heart of a party that believes it can form the next government. Without them and their money, Reform UK would not exist in its current form.
Scrutiny has provoked Farage into an array of explanations for why he accepted the £5m gift, and broad declarations that there is an establishment plot to undermine him. Rather than answering questions posed by the Guardian, he and other senior Reform figures have sent threatening legal fifi letters, or attempted to “spoil” the Guardian’s stories with preemptive interviews with the Daily Telegraph, which reported what they said uncritically. Farage also made unsubstantiated claims about the Guardian’s reporting – citing, without any evidence, illegal hacks involving Russia, or talking about state-orchestrated leaks.
Throwing sand in the air is one way of distracting attention, but when it settles, certain facts remain unchanged and certain questions remain unanswered.
Several relate to George Cottrell, known as “Posh George” , who has
PHOTOGRAPH: BEN CAWTHRA/LNP
been at Farage’s side for a decade. Many of those questions pertain to his wealth and business activity.
In January, the Guardian reported on Cottrell’s alleged role as a frontman for the betting syndicate of the football proprietor Tony Bloom. Court papers claimed that Cottrell, as well as raking in millions by allowing Bloom’s syndicate to place bets using accounts in his name, also had a financial interest in the off fifi shore ff s ff gambling outfit Tether.bet . The fi fi claims went further: that he had approached gamblers in the UK to use Tether.bet, despite that outfit fifi not holding a UK gambling licence.
Lawyers for Cottrell have said he is not a director or shareholder of Tether.bet and have not commented on the court proceedings, as he is not party to them. The case relates to a former employee of Bloom’s gambling syndicate who claims he introduced Cottrell to Bloom.
Cottrell, who was unable to pay for legal representation when initially arrested in the US in 2016, and then had to rely on family help, has experienced a rapid reversal in his fortunes since his release from a US prison in 2017. In recent years he has pursued a jet-set lifestyle, often using Montenegro as a base.
now owns a number of houses, and has shown fl ashes of anger when asked about this, and what he has done with the £5m given to him by Harborne. “Literally none of your business,” he said to the BBC.
The £5m came via a deed of gift in April 2024, just as Farage, who was the main shareholder of Reform UK, weighed his political future. In fact, the Guardian would later report sources’ claims that some of the £5m was not transferred to Farage until just before he declared he would stand in the 2024 general election.
Lawyers for Harborne have said that their client’s gift was unconditional and that, when it was made, Harborne did not foresee Farage returning to politics.
The Guardian has since shed more light on the tangled web of overlapping personal financial fi fi activity and donations to the party.
George Cottrell, whom the Guardian revealed was sometimes called Farage’s chief of staff (Reform said he ha d never held an offi cial position ), was also providing financial support to Tice fifi behind the scenes. He lent Tice’s company £78,100 in late 2024, when he was a sitting MP. Tice sa id that this money was then repaid, but only after he made a donation of £613,000 via the same company – Tisun Investments – to Reform UK. Tice has called it a “bridging loan”, a type of short-term loan.
But the benefi ts and support Cottrell gave to Farage, and the £78,100 loan to Tice, were a drop in the ocean compared with the apparent largesse Cottrell may have extended to the party.
As the Guardian revealed, Cottrell’s mother, who is understood to be of relatively modest means, had secretly given Britain Means Business – a fundraising vehicle for Reform controlled by Tice – £1m on 10 June 2024, weeks before the 4 July general election. Half the sum, £500,000, was almost immediately transferred to the party, despite queries from bankers to Tice about the origin of Fiona Cottrell’s funds. This was on top of two £250,000 donations made in her name in May that year. This week, the Guardian revealed that sums totalling more than $2m were transferred to Fiona Cottrell by her son, according to financial industry sources. fifi
The pair have now been interviewed under caution as part of a police investigation into the 2024 donations from Fiona Cottrell to the party and Britain Means Business.
Fiona Cottrell has not responded to multiple efforts by the Guardian ff o ff to contact her. George Cottrell has not denied giving his mother large sums . His lawyers said that any political donations his mother made ha d been entirely her decision and were a matter for her.
Two parliamentary standards investigations are due to be concluded in the autumn, one into the £5m gift Farage received from Harborne ; another into his benefits fifi from George Cottrell. There is an ongoing police investigation.
leader Last year he couldn’t be missed. But where is he now?
Peter Walker Senior political correspondent T
his time last year, Nigel Farage was making the political weather . His freewheeling weekly press conferences filled a sparse news fifi agenda, setting out eye-catching policies on areas such as crime and immigration. This year? Less so.
The Reform UK leader is expected to hold a press conference in London next week. If so, it would be just his third since May’s local elections, and the fi rst in the capital in more than three months. The man who was everywhere now appears to be in hiding.
There is an obvious context. The UK has a new prime minister, and Farage’s aides are clear it would be pointless to try to compete against the whirlwind of policies and attention from Andy Burnham’s fi rst few weeks in offi fifi ce. ffi ffi “Burnham was always going to get a lot of oxygen at this stage of the cycle,” one said. “Why would we waste key announcements?”
Farage’s party also disputes the idea that a lack of press conferences means he is invisible, pointing to occasional broadcast media rounds and a social media presence they say outstrips Burnham’s for views.
It is nonetheless clear that the Farage of summer 2026 is less of an all-conquering political force than the Farage of 12 months ago. Repeated coverage of his and Reform’s fi nances, led by the fi fi Guardian’s revelation in April that he accepted an undeclared £5m gift from the crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne, has made Farage less amenable to endless questions from journalists.
There is also this month’s byelection in his Clacton constituency, called by Farage in an attempt to rally local voters to his side, which turned into a quixotic solo quest after all the other main parties declined to stand .
Reform sources say he will be more visible again later in August.
The party has fi lled the gap in part with the likes of Zia Yusuf, the party’s combative home affairs spokesperson, and Robert ffa ff Jenrick, the former Conservative minister-turned Reform Treasury spokesperson.
Jenrick held a press conference on Thursday and “deployed his imagination” as one observer put it to set out a nightmarish vision of how, he claimed, Andy Burnham would send tax inspectors to people’s deathbeds to finance his fifi social care plans.
Farage insists that Reform are not a one-man band, even if he has thus far only fi lled a handful fi fi of frontbench roles – there are still no spokespeople for subjects as central as health or defence. Others, however, disagree.
“It’s always a net minus for Reform when the second stringers have to come out because the lead singer is unavailable,” said Robert Ford, professor of politics at Manchester University. “Nobody particularly likes the tunes when they’re sung by somebody else.”
And it is also not only Burnham who is fi lling the Farage-sized fi fi
for Reform when the second stringers have to come out because the lead singer is unavailable’
Prof Robert Ford Manchester University
gap. Kemi Badenoch has held a series of recent press conferences, mimicking the Reform playbook by sometimes doing so without a particular policy to announce and taking questions from every journalist who turns up.
Allies of the Conservative leader insist this is less a tribute act than a response to party research showing voters like Badenoch the more they see her, with her willingness to take more questions seen as a sign of growing confi dence. fi fi Whether all these variously changing political optics mean anything more significant or fi fi longer term is harder to gauge.
▲ Nigel Farage signs Reform UK’s ge ge g neral election manifesto in 2024, happy to talk to the press
PHOTOGRAPH: JUSTIN TALLIS/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Much like the Greens, Reform were braced for a Burnham bounce, so while it will have been disappointing for the party to slip behind Labour in two polls this week after 300-plus consecutive surveys putting them in the lead, it is not a complete surprise.
But it does feel as if there is some deeper malaise at work. Farage’s love of the media had soured even before the Harborne gift emerged. In December there were grumpy appearances as he was quizzed about allegations of racism by school contemporaries, which he denies.
Ford argues that if 2025 saw a positive feedback loop for Reform and Farage, with success bringing welcome attention and thus more success, this year the process appears to have reversed.
He said: “Last summer really was the halcyon days for them. They’d had the amazing local election results. They’d overtaken Labour and the Tories in the polls. That then generated bursts of new media attention.
“I said at the time that it may have come too early – there was no way even the supportive press were going to write stories about Farage potentially being the next PM for three years. They were going to go somewhere else, and one of the obvious places was his fi nances.” fi fi
Does this matter, when Reform are still at or near the front of most polls? Ford points to another statistic: Farage’s falling personal approval ratings.
He said: “It has sunk quite a lot this year, including the share who strongly disapprove of him. This is quite a signifi cant number fi fi in terms of tactical voting. You’re more motivated to tactically coordinate to keep out somebody you strongly dislike than someone you mildly dislike.”
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cinemas have insisted on an interval in The Odyssey
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s the lights went up during a recent screening of The Odyssey at the Arian open-air cinema in Athens, nervous laughter floated into the breeze. fl fl Moments earlier, Odysseus’s men had morphed into pigs during a grotesque feeding frenzy . Suddenly no one seemed that tempted by the hot dogs on sale.
This is presumably the sort of scenario Christopher Nolan had hoped to avoid when he decided against an intermission in his nearly three-hour adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey.
In the epic’s country of origin, however, directors do not get the fi nal word. fi fi
“In Greece, the intermission is a must,” said Fotis Georgopoulos , whose family has run Cine Foivos , a movie house in the Athens suburb of Peristeri , for 72 years. “People want to smoke, they want to go to the toilet, they want to discuss the movie. And they don’t want to lose even fi ve minutes of it.” fi fi At Foivos, The Odyssey’s interval came during a more elegant moment, as Odysseus sailed away from Circe’s island.
Outside, Gina Alexopoulou, 24, welcomed the chance to tell her boyfriend that Nolan’s Laestrygonians were the work of seven-foot actors rather than CGI.
Nearby, brothers Giorgios and Panagiotis Liolias, both in their 30s, were also having a smoke, though they would have preferred to watch the film uninterrupted. fifi Until recent years, intermissions were standard practice in Athens. In the early days, orchestras and theatrical troupes sometimes entertained audiences as projectionists changed reels.
By 1960, when the city had at least 350 cinemas, the inter val had become a social aff air. ff a ff The tradition faded somewhat as multiplexes arrived in the late 1990s, independent cinemas transitioned to digital projection in the 2000s, and Covid regulations briefly prohibited intermissions flfl altogether.
Now, customers who prefer to have an interval – typically lasting five to 10 minutes – often check fifi for them at the box office or on a ffi ffi ticketing site.
▲ Greek cinema-goers don’t have to miss a minute of Matt Damon in The Odyssey, above, while sales in the
Cinematic release The key times to pee
The Odyssey The Odyssey You will almost certainly need to pee during Christopher Nolan ’s epic. Do not make the same mistake I did, and sneak off after ff ff the big cyclops set piece. You might assume the plot will relax after this, but you would be wrong. Cling on until after the Trojan horse, because then you’ll only miss the Laestrygonians . These are the giants on the fi lm’s poster so you’ve fi fi pretty much g ot the gist already.
Minions and Monsters Do not get up at any point during the fi rst half of this movie, because it is somehow the most lovingly observed recent tribute to the early days of Hollywood . After a bout an hour, you can wee at will.
y y Toy Story 5 If you want to find fifi yourself emotionally engaged , then get up and go to the loo whenever the army of Buzz Lightyears arrive on screen. Until close to the very end, these scenes are just superfluous fl fl fan service . But if you went purely
break boost profits. Some fifi open-air venues have introduced two breaks
MAIN PHOTOGRAPH: MELINDA SUE GORDON/UNIVERSAL PICTURES
because you love superfluous fan fl fl service, then go as soon as Jessie unearths the lunchbox full of Emily’s memories, you monster.
Disclosure Day Disclosure Day At two-and-a-half hours, Disclosure Day feels a little longer than it needs to be, and this will go double if you down a Sprite before the trailers fi nish. A little fi fi over halfway through, there is an action sequence where Emily Blunt’s car gets pushed on to some train tracks. What follows is a long and not particularly interesting sequence, the likes of which you will have seen many times before. Stuart Heritage
juice and the ubiquitous Domino’s pizza.
Intermissions are still deployed, though increasingly less so, in countries including Switzerland, Egypt, and Turkey, and are de rigueur in India, where Bollywood films are scripted with the interval fifi in mind.
In Greece, they are crucial to cinemas’ survival . When Dafni Bechtsi took over Athens’ troubled Alexandra cinema in 2024 (now the Cinobo Patision ), a midway break for refreshments was essential to her business model.
Greek cinemas receive “no support from the government or anything, and they’re really struggling ”, she said. “The revenue you get during the break, from food and drink, even if it might not be so much, is super critical.”
In one of the world’s most nocturnal cities, a midnight intermission can also be an opportunity to re-evaluate one’s night altogether and determine whether it’s worth watching the rest of a dud rather than joining friends at a concert or late dinner. Maybe it isn’t just a coincidence that the Greeks refer to the intermission as a diáleimma.
Projectionists have varying approaches to inserting restroom respites. Anastasia Kottaki, who works at Trianon , jumped straight to the middle of The Odyssey’s digital fi le to identify a suitable fi fi scene change.
At Cine Alsos , a 61-year-old cinema tucked inside a wooded park, staff watched the movie in its ff ff entirety to choose the best moment and avoid stepping on any action sequences.
Mid-screening sales account for about 30% of the Alsos’s profits. Yet fifi its owner, Giannis Chatzidimitriou, insists that the social value of the intermission is equally important. A few years ago, he helped a customer pop the question by screening a proposal video during the interlude. The couple received a standing – and leg-stretching – ovation.
More than one marriage has blossomed over popcorn and passatempo, Greece’s beloved salted pumpkin seeds.
Vrasidas Karalis ,the author of A History of Greek Cinema , recalls a friend meeting her future husband while queueing at the snack bar during Bernardo Bertolucci’s 1900 .
He said: “Their hands touched, and they started talking about the upcoming revolution and the end of capitalist cruelty.”
Peggy Ringa , an archaeologist turned cinema -owner, counts herself among those enthusiasts. At her open-air cinemas – the Riviera, Vox and Athinaia – intermissions are “non- negotiable ”. Longer fi lms even get two of them.
However, they can still take visitors to Greece unawares.
Wh en Béla Tarr ’s two-and-a-
half-hour Werckmeister Harmonies
premiered in the country, said
Ringa, the director was alarmed
by the sight of audience members
filing out of the auditorium halfway
fifi
through. “The Greek distributors
had a very diffi cult time convincing
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poignant’ Nick Cave delights Brighton in surprise rooftop concert
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ick Cave and the Bad Seeds ’ only UK live performance of 2026, a show in Brighton’s Preston Park, arrives with other events across the city attached. The Duke of York’s Picturehouse cinema is hosting a weekend-long Nick Cave takeover, including films curated fifi and introduced by the singer- songwriter. The announcements at the station have even been changed: arrivals are temporarily greeted by the sound of Nick Cave welcoming them to Brighton.
All these have been well publicised, but judging by the crowd gathering in a narrow road in North Laine , word also seems to have leaked out about a secret event: a live performance by Cave and the Bad Seeds on the roof of Resident Records .
see the musical equipment on the roof and put two and two together.
By 10.30am, the street is packed: a security guard manages to keep a narrow fl ow of pedestrians fl fl moving through its centre, but no one seems to have considered Snooper’s Paradise, the vintage market across the road. The crowd jams its doorways and shoppers can’t get out: “What’s going on?” asks a plaintive voice. “Oh, I can’t stand Nick Cave.”
That voice is in the minority. The startling thing about the crowd is that it largely isn’t comprised of curious locals: there are people here from Germany, Norway, France, all of whom have flown in fl fl specially for the Preston Park gig. A couple from Oslo are enjoying what they call “a Nick Cave summer”, following the Bad Seeds around Europe: “Well, we’re going to four shows – he’s playing 32.”
The Brighton show has extra appeal, says Lisa, who’s travelled down from Edinburgh with her partner, because it’s a kind of hometown gig, although former adopted hometown gig would be more accurate. “He lived in Brighton for a long time – he moved when his son died”, she says
referring to Arthur Cave , who fell from a cliff in Ovingdean in 2015. “So it feels quite poignant.”
The distance some people in the crowd have travelled reflects flfl Nick Cave’s ongoing purple patch. The music he’s released over the last decade – most notably 2019’s extraordinary mediation on loss, Ghosteen – has been some of the most acclaimed of his career; the harrowing documentary One More Time With Feeling met with praise, as did Faith, Hope and Carnage , a book containing an astonishingly frank series of interviews with the journalist Sean O’Hagan .
Cave has courted controversy over his opposition to the cultural
is how committed Cave’s performance is. He hangs over the balcony to conduct the crowd
PHOTOGRAPH: DIMITRIS LEGAKIS/THE GUARDIAN
boycott of Israel, although it doesn’t seem to have affected his ffe ff popularity. Improbably, the Bad Seeds began playing arena-size venues at the exact moment their music took a turn towards the abstract with 2016’s Skeleton Tree , although Lisa suggests the crowds may have been swelled by those familiar with only his most famous songs. “I think there were a lot of Peaky Blinders fans in the audience when he played Glasgow,” she says, “just waiting to hear Red Right Hand.” She wrinkles her noise, irritably. “They were quite chatty during the rest of it.”
By the time Cave and the Bad Seeds arrive, there are people gathered not just on the street, but on the roofs of adjacent shops. The set is both eclectic – lurching from the apocalyptic clatter of 1985’s Train Long-Suffering to a piano-led ffe ff cover of T Rex’s Cosmic Dancer – and winningly chaotic, as perhaps any performance involving seven musicians and four backing singers on a tiny balcony is wont to be.
striking thing is how committed his performance is, despite the peculiar circumstances. He hangs precariously over the balcony to conduct the crowd .
Singing Henry Lee as a duet with Janet Ramus , aka Cookie , he performs it as if wracked by a desire for both the backing vocalist and his wife, Su sie , who’s watching from an adjacent balcony. Then again, onstage commitment regardless of the circumstances is something of a Cave trademark, as our Norwegian friends enjoying their “summer of Nick” note. “In Antwerp, the show was in the middle of a heatwave and he played for two and a half hours wearing a three-piece suit.”
It ends with a version of Papa Won’t Leave You, Henry . The police arrive shortly afterwards – one suspects the gig was not officially ffi ffi sanctioned – but the crowd are already dispersing, most of them in the direction of Preston Park.
It’s hours before the Bad Seeds are due on stage, but the real lure seems to be the opportunity to outwit the bastards on eBay: a rumour suggests remaining copies of the exclusive picture disc are on sale there, and people scurry off. ff . ff
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fi Sizewell B causes ‘total devastation’ to Suffolk coast ffo ff
Pippa Neill Caroline Davies
A wildfire near Britain’s biggest nuclear power station has caused “total devastation” to one of the UK’s most important landscapes, as fi
re fifi crews said the situation remained “dynamic”.
More than 100 fi refi fi fi ghters have fifi been battling the blaze on Dunwich Heath, near Leiston, on the Suffolk ffo ff coast since Wednesday . The fire service said yesterday afternoon that the situation was stabilising but remained a “major incident” but remained a “major incident” that was “dynamic and potentially changeable”.
Firefighting eff fifi orts have included a ffo ff helicopter capable of dropping 1,000 litres of seawater on each pass and six London fi re brigade appliances. fi fi The fi re has burned approximately fi fi 150 hectares (370 acres) – equivalent to 210 football pitches – of vegetation and forest on Dunwich Heath and the Minsmere nature reserve, which are both protected sites and home to both protected sites and home to some of the UK’s rarest species.
Russell Clement , the general man- ager for the National Trust on the Suffolk coast, said the fi ffo ff
re ha d “torn fi fi through” the entire Dunwich Heath National Trust reserve.
w Clement said the reserve was now “unrecognisable” and the fire ha d fi fi caused “total devastation” to one of the UK’s most important coastal hea thland landscapes.
Hilary McGrady , the National Trust’s director general, yesterday launched an emergency fundrais- ing appeal for the restoration of the heathland, a rare “lowland hea th” visited by 100,000 people each year.
McGrady said: “We are looking at total devastation of a beloved and important landscape. We’ve lost precious habitats, wildlife, trees, and a place where people have made memories over generations. It’s heartbreaking.
Climate crisis
“But together we can and will restore Dunwich, and crucially, make it more resilient and better adapted for the climate we’re facing now, and the climate we’ll be facing in future.”
Adam Rowlands , area manager for
the RSPB Minsmere nature reserve, said it would probably take decades for the vegetation to be re-estab- lished in the way it was before the fire. fi fi The reserve is home to some of the
g rarest bird species in the UK including nightjars, nightingales and Dartford warblers. Rowlands said he had seen nightjars fl ying away from a 20ft fi reball. He said any bird s that had fifi survived were “likely to perish” as they would not be able to find a suit- fi fi able habitat to feed and breed in.
Half of England was declared to
be offi cially in drought , including
ffi
ffi
East Anglia and six other areas. On
Thursday, Natural Resources Wales
declared a drought across the whole
of Wales . England and Wales are on
track to record their driest July since
records began nearly 200 years ago,
according to provisional Met Office
ffi
ffi
statistics released yesterday .
As most of Europe experienced its fourth heatwave of the summer, intensified by the burning of fos- fifi sil fuels, fi f re crews in other parts of fifi the UK tackled several wildfires this fi fi week. Yesterday morning about 50 fi refi fifi ghters were tackling a blaze that fifi broke out on Ministry of Defence land in Middlewick Ranges, Colchester .
By the afternoon, Essex county fi
re fifi and rescue services said the number of fi refi fi fi ghters had been reduced to 40 fi fi and added: “Firefi ghters continue to fi fi make good progress at the scene and are now focusing on extinguishing the remaining hotspots .”
Crews in Scotland also said they had made “significant progress” on a fire in the Cairngorms that fi fifi rst fi fi broke out two weeks ago , while sev- eral wildfi
res have broken out across fifi Doncaster this week.
The Suff olk blaze is a few miles ff o ff from Sizewell B nuclear power station
internationally . He said approving the field would show Burnham was “not fifi looking at the evidence” and warned Labour risked adding “the stain of the climate crisis” to the party’s record, alongside Gaza.
Chris Murray, the Labour MP for Edinburgh East and Musselburgh, said the UK must stay the course on decarbonisation. “Britain was the fi rst country to industrialise and fi fi we have a duty to lead the world on net zero. We must be wary of the self-interest from which oil and gas companies are arguing, while the future of the planet is at stake.”
The fi re-damaged RSPB Minsmere nature reserve is home to some of the UK’s rarest bird species
PHOTOGRAPH: STEPHEN BARRIE/ALAMY
and the construction site for the new Sizewell C plant.
Freddie Gulliver , an emergency manager at the Suff olk joint emer- gency planning unit, said there was no immediate concern about the fire fifi spreading towards Sizewell B.
EDF, which operates the site, said: “The fire at Dunwich Heath is not cur- fifi rently affecting operations at Sizewell ffe ff B power station, but we are continu- ing to monitor the situation. ”
About 50 people have been evacu- ated from their homes and a nearby
new fossil fuel project approved today makes tomorrow’s heatwaves more dangerous, and our world less secure . Yet some governments still plan to produce more than twice as much fossil fuel in 2030 as the 1.5 C limit allows.
“More coal, oil and gas will lead to a more combustible future.”
These warnings are hitting home with voters, several Labour MPs say. One source said there would be a revolt if MPs got the chance to vote on new North Sea licences . Jackdaw and Rosebank are already in the plan- ning system, so could be argued to fall outside Labour’s manifesto promise to halt new licensing.
Despite these loopholes, the source said Burnham would need “support from the Conservatives and possibly the SNP rather than Labour unity” if it came to a vote, though Burnham is likely to try to avoid this by taking any decisions as an admin- istrative measure after consultations on the fi elds conclude in mid-August.
Concerns over the impact of allow- ing new drilling transcend Labour factions and “tribes”. The Guardian has contacted or been told of con- cerned MPs including ministers and junior members of the government, junior members of the government, longstanding senior backbench MPs and committee figures and new MPs fifi from the 2024 general election intake.
Decisions on Rosebank and Jackdaw will not come before the consultations end in mid August.
Several influential economists told fl fl the Guardian that increased drilling would not help the UK economy. Mariana Mazzucato , who has worked closely with Burnham , said yester- day: “Drilling the North Sea won’t help people across the UK struggling with their energy bills – most of the oil and gas from these new sites would be sold to the highest bidder on inter- national markets.
holiday park, with some being moved to Westleton, where the village hall was turned into a rest centre.
Connor Dowsett, 23, who was told
to leave Cliff House holiday park in
ff
ff
Dunwich on Wednesday before his
dog was rescued by officers, told the
ffi
ffi
Press Association the fi re felt like the
fi fi
“end of the world”. Dowsett, who is
from Essex, said: “We noticed the
moon … It was very orange. As we were getting closer, we could see the glow of the fire. We could see the fi fi brown smoke filling the air. The smell fifi was powerful. It was like, ‘wow’.”
While it has not yet been estab-
lished what caused the fire, Jon
Lacey, the chief fi re offi
fi fi
cer at Suf-
ffi
ffi
folk fire and rescue, advised people
fifi
f ‘clean energy superpower’ mission of Labour’s manifesto is still the direc- tion of travel - which this drilling would undermine. ”
Daniela Gabor, professor of eco- nomics at Soas University of London, added: “It’s a terrible idea. The Burn- ham government is caving to the fossil lobby just as we experience some of the most intense heatwaves of recent times. ”
Lord Stern, an economist, said new drilling would not alleviate pressure on energy bills, and dismissed argu- ments that UK North Sea oil would lead to lower carbon emissions than imports. “Extra output leads to extra use and more greenhouse gases.
to avoid using disposable barbecues, even in their own gardens.
According to the Met Offi ce, Suff
ffi
ffi
olk
ffo
ff
has only received 2% of its average
monthly rainfall for July . Lacey said
the recent hot and dry weather ha d
made the fire signifi
fifi
cantly worse.
fi fi
He added that the changing cli-
mate was a central element of the
fi re service’s community risk man-
fifi
agement plan. “We know as it gets
hotter that, as a fi re service, we need
to be prepared,” he said.
Because most wildfires are caused fifi by human activity, the Wildlife Trust by human activity, the Wildlife Trust said it was “vital that everyone fol- lows offi cial fi ffi ffi re safety guidance, fi fi including: no BBQs, no cigarette butts, no littering ”.
Further, and importantly, it would send a dangerous signal to the world,” he said.
However, some backbench MPs are wary of the “massive bear trap”, as one described it, of letting the climate become a wedge issue for voters, as become a wedge issue for voters, as the Tories and Reform are seeking to make it. They are prepared to accept the go-ahead for the Jackdaw gas- field, and potentially even the more fifi controversial Rosebank oilfi eld, if a fi fi line can then be drawn against any further licences and if Burnham reaffi rms his commitment to push- ffi ffi ing forward urgently with net zero.
More than 100 fire fi fi fi efi e ghters fi g fi attended the blaze at Dunwich Heath , near Leiston on the Suffolk ffo ff coast, which is a few miles from the Sizewell B nuclear plant
PHOTOGRAPH: JACK TAYLOR/REUTERS
‘We’ve lost precious habitats, wildlife, trees, and a place where people made memories’
Hilary McGrady National Trust
ever known’ UK turns to imports as heatwaves scorch crops
Sarah Butler Joanna Partridge
Pubs, restaurants and supermarkets Pubs, restaurants and supermarkets are having to buy lettuce and broc- coli from Spain at what should be the height of UK growing season, as drought and extreme heat hit crops.
The wholesale price of tomatoes is up by more than 60%, iceberg let- tuce by 90% and potatoes by more than 40% as a number of farmers struggle to grow in consistently high temperatures . Even those with irriga- tion systems and reservoirs on their farms say water is running low.
Broccoli growers say their yield has halved . “We are having to put two heads of broccoli together to make the weight the pack is sold in,” said David Simmons from Riviera Pro- duce . He grows a variety of vegetables on his family’s farm in Cornwall and is also on the board of the Brassica Growers’ Association , a trade body.
“The UK is very short [of broccoli] at the moment, so it’s being imported
from Spain and Holland to try to cover the orders,” Simmons said. “Cauli- flowers could go short in the next flfl couple of weeks .”
The English pea harvest is down by a third, according to Stephen
and gas business up for sale
Graeme Wearden
BP put its North Sea oil and gas busi- ness up for sale yesterday as it looks to end six decades of production from the basin.
The company has launched a for- mal process to market its North Sea business for a potential sale. The business for a potential sale. The move comes as BP’s new chief exec- utive, Meg O’Neill , tries to simplify the company and cut its debt levels.
O’Neill said : “The North Sea remains integral to the UK’s energy system. However, as we focus our portfolio and direct capital to our highest-value opportunities, we believe our North Sea business will be believe our North Sea business will be better positioned as part of another better positioned as part of another company.”
She said Britain would “continue to play an important role” in BP’s future, adding: “We’re proud of the jobs we create, the contribution we make to the UK economy and the work we do to keep energy flowing .” flfl BP’s involvement in the North Sea dates back to 1964, when it was granted its first UK North Sea explora- fifi tion licence. The company discovered the West Sole gasfi
eld in the winter fifi
f Francis from Fen Peas , a group of 60 Lincolnshire farmers . Growers in Scotland , which accounts for about a fifth of UK pea production, are fifi expecting an average harvest.
Growers are looking at different ffe ff varieties, such as those used in south- ern Europe and better suited to higher temperatures, said Francis, although farmers will also need assistance to invest in more water storage to help them cope in future.
Meanwhile, the bosses of Britain’s biggest supermarkets have written to Andy Burnham to say wildfires fi fi and extreme weather pose a threat to Britain’s food security. More than 100 organisations – including Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Waitrose and Aldi, as well as food manufacturers and wholesalers – called on the gov- ernment to make the food system a national priority and reduce reliance on imports.
Across Europe, crops ranging from wheat and potatoes to tomatoes and olives are being hit by drought, fires fifi and extreme heat.
Tim O’Malley , the chair of Nation- wide Produce , a wholesaler that supplies restaurants and catering companies, said: “It is worse than the public realise. We are running out of water.”
of 1965 , followed by its largest dis- covery in the area, the giant Forties field, in 1970 . fifi
Speaking in Sheffield yesterday,
ffi
ffi
Andy Burnham said he would be
“pragmatic” about oil and gas and
that decisions on new drilling would
be made “in due course”.
Labour’s 2024 election manifesto ruled out issuing new licences .
Chris Beauchamp , the chief market analyst at the investing and trading platform IG, described BP’s North Sea sale as a watershed moment .
“It says a lot when BP isn’t pre- pared to stick around to see if the new government can re-energise the
UK’s energy policy,” Beauchamp said.
g “Clearly BP thinks it will take too long at a time when the need to exploit new energy fields is pressing, and fifi waiting around for Whitehall to move is not a prudent use of resources .”
The energy secretary, Miatta Fahn- bulleh , said she was in close contact bulleh , said she was in close contact with BP over its plans.
BP has been cutting its exposure to the UK . In May, it announced plans to sell stakes in two large carbon capture and storage projects in the north- east of England . The company said it would retain its UK aviation fuel distribution business, retail sites, its UK-based trading desk and its Lon- don headquarters. 1964 The year BP secured its first UK fi fi North Sea licence, leading to the discovery of major oil and gas fields fifi
He added that fi eld crops such as leafy green vegetables, broc- coli and iceberg lettuce were the worst affected. From May , June and ffe ff throughout the summer, these are usually sourced from the UK. But “ last week we did something very unusual and went back to Spain”, O’Malley said. “They have got hot
weather but they are more used to farming in these conditions.”
f Production of tomatoes, most of which are imported from the Neth- erlands and Belgium to the UK at this
time of year, is also starting to be hit by high temperatures, resulting in by high temperatures, resulting in smaller and damaged fruit.
Rodger Hobson, a carrot grower in Yorkshire, said this year ha d been the “worst we’ve ever known” , add- ing that crops were “wilting on their feet”.
Hobson usually produces about 30,000 tonnes of carrots annually,
f equivalent to approximately 4% of the UK crop. Britain produces almost all (97%) of the carrots it consumes, despite being only grown in a few regions .
“Any [temperature] over 25C and
it goes into shutdown, anything over 30C and it pretty much starts to die. All we can do is keep pouring water on,” Hobson said.
“The North Sea is a vital national asset and we will take a pragmatic approach, recognising that oil and gas will be part of our energy mix for years to come,” she said. “ My prior- ity is ensuring that the workers and local community are protected dur- ing this sale process.”
Since North Sea drilling began , 47.7 bn barrels of oil equivalent (boe) ha ve been produced from the UK con- tinental shelf as of the end of 2024.
The North Sea Transition Author- ity estimated there were 2.9bn boe of UK oil and gas reserves left in the North Sea at the end of 2024. There
f was also an estimated 6.2bn boe of contingent resources – petroleum recoverable from known deposits, but not ready for commercial devel- opment. Estimated “prospective resources” – defined as undiscovered fifi potentially recoverable resources in mapped leads and prospects that ha d not yet been drilled – stood at 4.6bn boe.
Those reserves could potentially be extracted with government approval, if energy companies believed it was commercially viable.
David Simmons, left, and his son, Tom. Brassica To T crops like cauliflower flfl and broccoli have been hit particularly hard by the heatwaves, reducing yields
PHOTOGRAPH: RIVIERA PRODUCE
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The week French towns and villages ow o went into battle against a ‘megafire’ fi
Climate crisis
Jason Burke Le Porge B
y noon it is time for a break. The temperature is about 35C, and the smell of ash, cinders and burnt wood hangs acrid in the air. At tables laid out in the shrinking shade on the desiccated grass and sand outside the sports centre in Le Porge , 200 men and a handful of women have gathered. Firefighters, soldiers, police, fifi gendarmes, offi cials, fi ffi ffi rst aid fifi teams, foresters and volunteers sit elbow to elbow, plates of sausages, steak and potatoes in front of them.
forestland west of Bordeaux. Though finally contained, there are fifi outbreaks every day, pushing to the limit emergency services and the hundreds of amateurs who have come to their aid.
“We’ve turned a corner but we are very, very tired. We have gone beyond what we thought possible,” said a senior fi refi fi fi ghter at Le Porge, fi fi downing a litre of water in less than a minute. “We stared into an abyss.”
Overhead, three planes carrying huge tanks of water and retardant fl ew low towards new fi fl fl res . A drone fifi buzzed nearby, sent up by the fire fifi brigade to detect with thermal cameras the creeping underground blaze – described by local media as a “zombie fire” – that threatens fi fi fresh chaos in the coming days, weeks and months.
‘We have never seen anything like this ... the conditions this year are totally exceptional’
Martial Zaninetti Mayor
PHOTOGRAPH: STEPHANE MAHE/REUTERS
the forest is intact, the tall pines in their serried green ranks. In others , it has been reduced to ash and cinders as far as the eye can see.
Remy Bossion, 46, whose home was damaged in the fire, said: “Now fifi we are all running on adrenaline, but the crisis is going to pass and that’s when it will be really hard. That’s when we will weep .” He is helping to cut 200 metre-wide firebreaks through the remaining fifi forest to slow any future outbreaks.
This weekend, fires elsewhere in fifi France are bringing similar, if less extensive, devastation. In the Var region, George and Amal Clooney were forced to evacuate their home as a wildfi re burned nearby. In the fi fi forests of Fontainebleau outside Paris, in Corsica and near Dijon, the flames still threaten. flfl
Spain, the cumulative number of fires in 2026 has set a new record . fifi In Greece, three fi refi fi fi ghters died fifi in Crete and thousands of tourists were evacuated from resorts.
Scientists say models of climate change have long predicted such extreme weather, though some disasters appear to be striking earlier and with more strength than expected. “We still have a month or more of summer to go. We need rain, a lot of rain,” said the senior firefi fifi ghter in Le Porge, who spoke fi fi on condition of anonymity because he did not have authorisation to talk to the media.
Leaders in France have been seeking to reassure worried communities – and avert a political crisis. “We are gradually getting back to normal,” said Sophie Brocas , the prefect of the Nouvelle- Aquitaine region and the Gironde department, which includes Le Porge, on Thursday night. President Emmanuel Macron said last week it was not the time to analyse lessons to be learned while France was still in “full battle”.
No one doubts the scale of the mega fire , which at one point fifi reached the suburbs of Bordeaux , but the question of its origins and the availability of resources to fight fifi it is bitterly contested.
Among the residents of Le Porge eating at the makeshift canteen was Nicolas Di Domen ico , a public works contractor who learned of the fire when his electricians fi fi working near the village of Saumos called to say a spark from a faulty machine being used by work ers cleaning a high-tension cable had ignited a blaze.
Di Domen ico , 46, said: “It was a short circuit or something of that nature and immediately everything went up because it’s all so dry. The guys there tried to use a fire fi fi extinguisher but it was too intense. My guys basically ran for their lives and by the time the fire brigade fifi turned up it was huge .”
The blaze initially overwhelmed
fire fi
fifi
ghters, who had diffi
fi fi
culty
ffi
ffi
accessing the deeper forest where
it was spreading. Within six hours,
it had travelled almost 4 miles to
reach the outskirts of Le Porge.
Early the next morning, a decision
was made to evacuate.
“The authorities should have stopped all work in the forest. Someone got their priorities wrong,” Di Domen ico said.
People in Le Porge and elsewhere
accuse the local administration
of being “asleep at the wheel”
before the fire and then failing to
fifi
commit suffi cient resources fast
ffi
ffi
enough. Many have asked why
France’s ageing fl eet of firefi
fifi
ghting
fifi
planes had not been replaced or
suffi ciently reinforced.
ffi
ffi
S ébastien Delavoux , the head of the fire fi fifi ghting section of the CGT fifi union , said: “We feared this for a long time, and were warning about the planes specifi cally since 2017. This summer has shown we have reached the extreme limit of what is possible for France’s fi refi fi fi ghters.” fifi The mayor of Le Porge, which lost 20% of its homes , described an event that was impossible to predict, despite warnings over the years. “The conditions this year are totally exceptional. We’ve never We W
PHOTOGRAPH: ROMAIN PERROCHEAU/GETTY
▲ Firefighters in Lège-Cap-Ferret . fig fi The crisis has left teams exhausted
seen anything like this,” Martial Zaninetti said. “You can always say: it’s not enough, we’ve not got adequate resources, enough planes, or of whatever, but the scale is completely beyond anything we’ve seen before.”
On Wednesday evening, at a base on the edge of the zone worst hit by the fire, senior fi fifi re fi fifi ghters gathered fifi around a map taped to the side of a fi re engine for a briefi fifi ng. Burnt red fifi by the sun and with notebooks in hand, grizzled sector commanders stood to receive missions for the night . Younger team members, still in their fire retardant overalls and fifi covered in soot, watched as their superiors greeted each other with black humour and bags of sweets.
“All right, my little chicken? Ready for another night of work? Not too much for you,” joked one offi cer to his replacement as he ffi ffi fi nished his 12-hour shift. “Are you fifi planning your holidays already?” came the response.
One said the struggle was shifting from a dynamic and dangerous “war of manoeuvre” to a long, slow “war of attrition”.
“We were on the defensive at the beginning but now it’s not spreading any more ,” he said. “There are still lots of individual outbreaks that have us running around and when everyone is exhausted, that is hard. So the mobilisation remains total .”
Instead of summer tourist traffic ffi ffi on the long roads through the pines of the Landes , there are convoys of fi re engines, ambulances, police fi fi cars and a motley collection of agricultural water tankers, lorries rigged with containers and pickups carrying jerry cans connected to garden hoses . Some ferry water to the fire engines, allowing the crew fifi to remain at an outbreak without leaving to replenish their tanks. Others spray roadsides or the new fi rebreaks that leave wide, white fifi scars through the forest.
worst-hit zones, volunteers refilled fi fi containers at a makeshift pumping station set up by the sailing club .
Armand Fargeas , 51, who runs pleasure trips for tourists on Lacanau’s inland lake, said: “ What’s really great is that you have every generation getting involved. We might not agree on politics, but the spirit of solidarity is amazing.”
Now the hotels and camping sites are empty and the bistros shut. Rows of paddleboards and boats are drawn up on the shore. “We hope the tourists come back. It’s a catastrophe,” said Anne-Marie Nardou, 74, as she brought fruit and drinks to Fargeas and his friends.
Some of the roughly 200,000 forced to leave their homes are being allowed back. On Friday, an exhibition hall in Bordeaux began to empty of evacuees, though many still await permission. Tens of thousands remain with friends, relatives or in hotels.
Frederic Farrugia , 55 , a financial fifi adviser from the village of Lège , watched on his home’s security cameras as the fire brigade fought fifi to save the building. The flames flfl were beaten back, though homes 50 metres away were destroyed. An image of the inferno taken by his wife, Severine , as she escaped with him and their cat after being woken by gendarmes at 2am, led to an off er of temporary accommodation ff e ff from a wellwisher.
“We were on the dual carriageway with these flames like fl fl a wall along one side. It was a bit like the apocalypse,” Farrugia said. “I think that now the French will realise that the climate is heating up and that we have to react.”
In Lacanau, as elsewhere, many talk about the obvious eff ects of the climate crisis. Anthony Legrand, a carpenter , said he had seen huge change over the decades: tides that reduced the width of the stunning beach, green algae and repeated fires . “You’d think that fifi would be a warning, but no one paid attention ,” he said. “It’ll be the same this time. They’ve got memories like goldfish .” fi fi In Le Porge, the mayor said the “worst had passed for now” but the risk of a new megafire remained fifi high, now and in coming years.
Zaninetti said: “Right now, we need new shelter, clothes, insurance, legal support, doctors and psychologists . But this is a problem for the long term. Unless we find another way to live with the fifi forest, this will just happen again.”
Daughter says couple did not ignore orders
Helena Horton
The bereaved daughter of a British couple who died in a Spanish wildfire fi fi is calling on the foreign secretary, Ed Miliband, to get answers from Spain’s government about why her parents were not told to evacuate sooner.
Pete and Fran Gillam, who lived in Bédar in Almería , died in mid-July while fl eeing their home as a wildfire fifi tore through the village. They were among 13 killed in the fi f res , many of fifi whom died in their cars as they fled. flfl Danielle Kirton , 42, from Notting- hamshire, has spent the weeks since her parents died looking for answers.
Though the fire alert came at
4.30pm, the evacuation order did
not come until more than three hours
later. Kirton said this was delivered
by a lone police officer, who was
ffi
ffi
“ frantically driving from house to
house”, and Spain’s official emer-
ffi
ffi
gency alert system which plays a loud
noise on mobile phones and warns
people to evacuate was not used.
“My mother sent me a video at 6.45pm showing the fire a consid- fifi erable way away from where they live,” Kirton said . “She didn’t sound worried . She then sent me a message saying at 7.53pm they’d evacuated.”
However, the decision to evacu- ate was made tragically late. “They stopped at a neighbour’s driveway to shout to a neighbour they needed to evacuate, but then they became trapped as the fi
re had jumped on fi fi both sides of the road.”
Despite other wildfires burning in fifi Spain and France, there have been no further civilian casualties , compared to 13 in the small village where her parents lived.
She said her mother had a bag packed and she was ready to evacu- ate. “She was just waiting to be told what to do,” said Kirton.
Spanish politicians have claimed those who perished ignored instruc- tions. “My parents did not ignore instructions. My parents would have not had an issue with instructions in Spanish. My parents heeded advice to shelter in place, until they were then told that they needed to evacu- ate. They took the correct route, and their only route, to the evacuation point. It is a weak and cowardly act to blame victims in the face of tragedy.”
The Foreign Office and the Andalu- ffi ffi sian government have been contacted for comment.
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shut, shipping stopped and buried bones resurface as Danube and Rhine sink to record lows
Climate crisis
Deborah Cole Berlin
Baking temperatures and drought across large swathes of central and eastern Europe have driven water lev- els on the Danube and Rhine rivers to record low levels in some areas, hit- ting shipping, energy production and tourism hard.
Extreme conditions aggravated by the climate emergency left Europe’s waterways from the Netherlands to the Black Sea parched, triggering compounding crises.
For the first time in their history, fifi Hungary and Romania had to shut
y down atomic reactors normally cooled by the Danube. In Hungary, the 44-year-old Paks nuclear power
f plant, which supplies nearly half of the country’s electricity, has been cutting output since Monday.
The prime minister, Péter Magyar, said the Paks plant was operating at less than 50% capacity and was expected to be completely powered down next week. The shutdown could extend for weeks as Danube water levels are expected to remain too low to restart it.
“An energy crisis situation could arise beginning Monday,” he posted on X. “Coordinated steps and restraint will be needed to avoid more severe consequences. We are count- ing on everyone!”
▲ Cattle sit on sand dunes at the edge of the dried-out Danube near of o Călărași, Romania, in mid-July
PHOTOGRAPH: OVIDIU MICSIK/ REUTERS
never dried up this much before. Now we can even walk all the way to Romania’
Rossen Dobrev Bulgarian fisher fifi
A malfunction at Hungary’s largest gas-fi red power plant, in Százhalom- fi fi batta , was worsening the grid shortage, he said.
Hungarian authorities have asked
citizens to reduce energy use in the peak evening hours, including refraining from charging EVs and switching off air conditioners, while carmakers and battery manufactur- ers have been ordered to cut power and water consumption.
In Romania, authorities shut down
a reactor unit at the Cernavod power
plant earlier in the week for safety
reasons and announced a second
would be switched off soon after.
ff
ff
The prime minister, Ilie Bolojan ,
said the shutdowns could last for one to two weeks and also urged Roma- nians to reduce power consumption in the evenings.
The Danube, which fl ows through fl fl 10 countries, has receded to unprec- edented low levels in some areas, exposing rocks, shipwrecks, a sec- ond world war bomb and even the remains of a woolly mammoth. A res- ident of Ryahovo village in northern Bulgaria discovered the bones of the giant ice age beast on the riverbed and specialists at the Regional History Museum in the nearby town of Ruse arrived to investigate the rare find. fifi Last week, authorities in Buda- pest closed the Margaret Bridge after a wartime bomb was exposed at its base by the dropping water levels.
Budapest cruise ships have been forced to dock upriver and sight- seeing cruises have been cancelled. Cargo ship operations have ground to a near halt, according to Hungary’s ministry of transport and investment.
The Danube is expected to fur- ther ebb in the coming days, with no significant rain in the forecast and fifi temperatures expected to exceed 38C across the region.
From Slovakia and Hungary to Romania and Bulgaria farther east, ships have been unable to travel fully loaded along the waterway and faced lengthy waits.
At the Vidin-Calafat Bridge con- necting Bulgaria and Romania,
f Bulgarians said they were out of work because the low water levels had trapped their boats onshore.
“It’s never dried up this much before,” Rossen Dobrev, a fisher, fi fi told the news agency Agence France- Presse. “Now we can even walk all the way to Romania.”
Water levels on the Rhine in Ger- many also fell to near record lows yesterday, triggered by a heatwave and prolonged dry weather, the coun- try’s WSV navigation agency said.
Shallow water has forced reductions
f of cargo on vessels to about 20% of their normal capacity.
The Rhine is a crucial shipping artery for grains, minerals, ores, coal and oil products, including petrol, creating potential bottlenecks for companies in the EU’s top economy.
Dutch offi cials said it had dropped
ffi
ffi
to its lowest recorded level at the
point where it flows into the Nether-
flfl
lands, and was due to recede further.
The Netherlands has suff
ered from ffe ff an offi cially recognised water short- ffi ffi age since mid-July, leading to use restrictions across most of the coun- try, particularly in farming.
In Serbia, hundreds of small boats and dozens of cargo ships were marooned on the dried-out riverbank near the northern city of Novi Sad.
One houseboat owner, Radovan Segrt, who runs river excursions on his vessel, told the Associated Press that the water in the Danube had withdrawn about 15 to 20 metres (50 to 65ft) from its shore.
“The summer season is over now, as far as boat riding is concerned,” Segrt said.
Additional reporting
Agence France-Presse,
Associated Press and Reuters
change kills’ Spain’s PM gives a blunt message to the deniers
Sam Jones Madrid J
ust over four years ago, Spain’s prime minister, Pedro Sánchez , visited a small town in the south- western region of Extremadura that had been aff ected by one of the wildfi ff e ff res fifi devouring tens of thousands of hectares of land across the country.
That summer’s blazes had left two people dead in the northern region of Castilla y León and another man there fatally burned after the excavator he was using to try to dig a fi rebreak to protect fi fi his town was swallowed up by the flames. A street sweeper in Madrid flfl had collapsed and died from heatstroke while on shift in soaring temperatures that summer. The paramedics who tried to save him noted that his body temperature was 41.6C (107F).
“I want to make something very clear,” the prime minister told reporters in Extremadura that day in 2022. “Climate change kills: it kills people, as we’ve seen; it also kills our ecosystem, our biodiversity, and it also destroys the things we as a society hold dear – our houses, our businesses, our livestock.”
T his week – amid wildfi res that fi fi have consumed more than 180,000 hectares ( 444,790 acres) of land in the fi rst seven months of 2026 – he repeated the same blunt warning.
“The climate emergency kills,” he said on Monday . “And that’s why it’s not enough to address the consequences, which we do; what we have to do is reduce its causes, anticipate its eff ects, and, ff e ff consequently, better prepare our country to protect people’s lives.”
Just as he has been one of the most vociferous European leaders when it comes to criticising Israel’s conduct in Gaza and Donald Trump’s war in Iran – and defending the benefits of fifi immigration – so too has Sánchez used simple language to speak about the climate emergency.
That may come as little surprise: as a country on the southern frontier of the world’s fastest- heating continent , Spain is becoming increasingly vulnerable to the effects of the climate ffe ff emergency, be they droughts, desertification, erratic weather fifi patterns, heavy rain or wildfires. fi fi
▲ Pedro Sánchez on a visit to areas hit by fi res in Ávila , central Spain
Awareness , and perhaps personal experience , of the growing scale of the crisis is increasingly common. According to a survey published in December 2024 by Spain’s state research institute, the Centre for Research Studies , 84% of Spaniards regarded the climate emergency as “a real threat to human wellbeing and to the health of the planet”.
Despite the floods and the fi flfl res, fifi however, there is little political common ground, and opposition parties have rejected Sánchez’s plans for a “state pact” to prepare Spain for the climate emergency .
On Monday, Spain’s conservative People’s party (PP) accused the government of using the “mantra” of climate crisis to mask its “poor management” of natural disasters. As well as claiming the Sánchez administration had seized on the climate as a wedge issue, the PP’s spokesperson, Ester Muñoz , appeared to question the notion of a human-driven climate crisis.
“That the climate changes is something that has occurred throughout the history of humanity and the Earth – that’s obvious,” she said. “Now how do we humans act in the face of things that change?”
T he PP president of the Madrid region, Isabel Díaz Ayuso , has been quick to ask the central government to step in and assume overall control of the wildfire fifi response. But Ayuso, a rightwing populist, has questioned the scientific basis of the climate fifi emergency and claimed it is an “agenda” pushed by “lobbies” and “communists”.
Her views are reminiscent of those held by the far-right Vox party, which is adamant that the current wildfi res have nothing to do with the climate emergency and everything to do with a failure to clear rural areas of excess vegetation and to invest in fi refi fifi ghting services. fifi Experts and climate scientists say the blazes are down to a combination of factors : the abandonment of rural areas , an abundance of highly flammable, flfl dry vegetation and heatwaves driven by climate breakdown.
On Wednesday, a Vox MEP,
Jorge Buxadé , attempted to push
the party’s denial agenda by
posting what was purported to be
an offi cial air ministry document
showing that temperatures of
more than 44C had been recorded
at observation stations around
Spain as far back as the 1950s.
Spain’s state meteorological
offi ce, Aemet, responded on social
ffi
ffi
media by pointing out that the
document was a fake.
extreme weather puts world in ‘uncharted territory’, says UN
Fiona Harvey Environment editor
The world is in “unchart ed territory” as a stronger El Niño weather system takes hold, the UN warned yester- day, super-charging dry weather in some regions and extreme rainfall in others.
“The Pacific waters driving [ El fifi Niño] have never been this warm
this early … and temperatures are still increasing ,” the UN secretary general, António Guterres, said. “ [This year] risks shattering every seasonal record, and driving even more severe effects worldwide. We ffe ff are in uncharted territory.”
“Two months ago, I warned that El Niño was arriving on our doorstep. Now it is inside the house, and turn- ing up the heat,” he said.
Guterres called for governments to take action on fossil fuels. “El Niño is strengthening – adding fuel to a planet already on fire with scorch- fi fi ing heat domes, apocalyptic wildfires fifi and record hot seas. Fossil fuels are fanning the fl ames of this crisis. fl fl Expansion must stop.”
He warned particularly of the risks to workers. “Heat is claiming lives on a growing scale, day after day, in every region of the world. It is also putting an enormous share of the global workforce at risk, exposing bil- lions of people to dangers and often life-threatening conditions,” he said.
From this month until October there will be a strengthening of the El Niño system, which will bring higher temperatures globally, with increasing rainfall in some regions while others suff er drought, accord- ff e ff ing to data and forecasts released by the World Meteorological Organi z a- tion (WMO) yesterday.
Marine heatwaves have shocked scientists this year and are set to intensify: the WMO said tempera- tures were likely to exceed 2.9C above normal in several regions.
The risk of a weakened monsoon , which brings the rain on which Indian
▼Extreme weather has caused havoc this year, from heatwaves in Europe to flooding in India, below flfl
PHOTOGRAPH: AJIT SOLANKI/AP
farmers rely, was highlighted as the forecast gave an “enhancement in the probability for below-normal rain-
fall”, which would produce increased risk of drought, floods and wildfi flfl re fi fi around the Indian ocean basin. Drier conditions are also likely across parts of equatorial Africa to the west of the Horn of Africa, across the south and east of Australia, large parts of South America and in North America.
Higher than normal rainfall is expected in southern Europe, cen- tral Asia and the Horn of Africa and south-eastern South America.
Extreme weather has already caused havoc around the world this summer, with record-breaking heatwaves beginning in May in the UK, and wildfires across France and fifi Spain that have destroyed villages
and caused thousands of people to be displaced.
Separately, studies have shown that the extreme weather Europe is experiencing and the increasing likelihood of drought and wildfi
res , fifi have been “super-charged” by the climate crisis.
Warmer waters – earlier in the year than usual and with water tem- peratures still increasing – have led to predictions of a “super El Niño” forming. The WMO does not use this term, but has warned that the weather system developing is likely to be signifi cantly stronger and more intense than usual. Yesterday’s fore- casts were the organisation’s latest update, covering August to October.
Celeste Saulo, the secretary general of the WMO , called on gov- ernments to make preparations to help people affected by the heat, ffe ff drought and potential floods that are fl fl likely in the months ahead.
“El Niño is one of the most closely monitored climate phenomena in the world,” she said. “But fore- casts in themselves do not prevent hazards, people do. This El Niño
f developing against the backdrop of unprecedented ocean heat and rising temperatures, provides governments
f and communities with a window of opportunity to anticipate risks and act before impacts unfold.
“The decisions we make today will shape the impacts we experi- ence tomorrow.”
push up cost of baby formula
Sarah Marsh Consumer affairs correspondent ffa ff
The rise of “proteinmaxxing” – a trend in which consumers try to eat as much protein as possible – could lead to higher prices for infant for- mula, experts warn.
Whey protein, a key ingredient in infant formula, has surged in pop- ularity over the past year as health professionals emphasise the bene- fits of protein. fifi
protein, a key ingredient in infant formula
The growing use of GLP-1 weight- loss medications , which suppress appetite, has also boosted demand for concentrated whey protein – often found in protein shakes and bars – as users seek to preserve muscle mass while losing weight.
As demand grows, so does price. Expana , a global market intelligence platform, said whey protein concen- trate 80, with 80% pure protein, cost €11,733 (£10,0 50) a metric tonne in July 2025 and was now €25,875 .
Whey protein is used in infant for- mula to mimic human breast milk by adjusting the protein ratio and mak- ing it easier to digest. High-whey formulas are designed specifically fifi for newborns and babies under one year old.
Industry insiders warn that ris- ing demand could soon be felt by consumers, as infant formula man- ufacturers struggle to absorb higher ingredient costs. Offi ce for National ffi ffi Statistics data shows the average price of baby formula has increased by 56p over the past year, a rise of 4.8%, with the average cost of a 750g box now £12.11, up from £11.55 a year earlier.
Dr Vicky Sibson, the director of the First Steps Nutrition Trust , an inde- pendent UK public health nutrition charity, said: “Whey is a major ingre- dient in infant formula, so significant fifi increases in its price risks increas- ing the price of formula itself.” She added: “We know from the Compe- tition and Markets Authority’s [CMA] report that infant formula manufac- turers have passed any rise in input
raping fan but could face retrial
Australian Associated Press
A British musician and YouTube personality on trial for allegedly vio- lently raping a fan in a hotel in Perth, Australia, has been acquitted of three sexual penetration charges.
But the jury found the rapper Yung Filly guilty of two assault offences ffe ff related to his encounter with a 20 -year-old woman after a show in September 2024.
▲ Increasing demand for fo f protein from gym-goers has pushed up the price for whey
and faced an eight-day trial in the Western Australian district court, attended by dozens of his young fans.
He was acquitted yesterday of three of six counts of sexually pene- trating the woman without consent.
Not guilty verdicts were also returned for one charge of impeding the woman’s breathing by applying pressure to her neck and one count of assault occasioning bodily harm .
PHOTOGRAPH: SCIENCE PHOTO LIBRARY/ALAMY
costs on to consumers, including dur- ing the cost of living crisis.”
Sibson said it was hugely concern- ing because of “mounting evidence that many families using formula to feed their babies fi nd it unaff fi fi or able, ffo ff and the coping strategies they use – like watering down feeds – may be harmful”.
She said a solution the CMA ha d proposed was for the government to impose a mandatory price or profi t fifi cap. “There is precedent for this from other countries including Greece, and it’s warranted because the CMA’s work exposed high profi f t margins of fifi between 50% and 75%. Companies should not be allowed to protect their margins at the expense of the well- being of mothers and babies .”
Jose Saiz , who covers the European dairy market Expana, said: “Overall,
y higher ingredient costs have already led to higher consumer prices across many dairy and nutrition products,
to return to court at a later date when a decision on whether to hold a retrial on those charges could be made.
Barrientos was on his first tour of fifi Australia when he met the woman. It opened in Perth before moving to Queensland, where he was arrested .
Jurors heard the pair had met in a nightclub VIP area in Perth . They ini- tially had consensual sex in the hotel.
Prosecutors said Barrientos had become aggressive during inter- course after the woman spotted him pointing his phone in her direction and asked if he was recording her.
The alleged assault started with the rapper repeatedly biting the woman’s face and neck. He was also accused of biting her breasts, alleg- edly causing an open bite wound on her right breast and bruising.
although the extent of cost pass- through varies by market and brand.”
Some infant formula manufac- turers had also reformulat ed their recipes over the past six months to mitigate rising costs , Saiz said. “ One of the main responses has been to increase the use of demineralised whey powder 90 (D90), an ingredi- ent used primarily in infant formula.”
D90, which has 90% of its miner- als removed, helps manufacturers achieve the required whey-to-casein ratio while supplying proteins and lactose. However, as more produc- ers switch , demand has risen sharply, pushing up D90 prices as well.
Saiz added: “Infant formula man- ufacturers report that current high whey protein prices are becoming economically unsustainable at exist- ing retail price levels. Many believe further consumer price increases will eventually be necessary unless raw material costs ease.”
Rudakubana charged with assaulting prison staff
Reuters
Axel Rudakubana , the Southport killer who is serving life in prison for the murders of three girls at a Taylor Swift-themed dance event in 2024, has been charged with assaults on prison staff , police have said .
On 29 July 2024, Rudakubana, then 17, launched a frenzied knife attack in Southport, Merseyside, killing Bebe King, six, Elsie Dot Stancombe, seven, and Alice da Silva Aguiar , nine.
Rudakubana, from Banks, Lancashire, injured 10 others in the attack: eight other children as well as the class instructor, Leanne Lucas, and a businessman, John Hayes , who had tried to disarm him.
The attack was followed by days of rioting across the country. Rudaku- bana was jailed for a minimum of 52 years after he admitted to the killings shortly before trial last year.
Rudakubana, now 19, has been charged with attempted grievous bodily harm relating to an incident in May 2025, and assault on an emer- gency worker two days earlier, the Metropolitan police said yesterday.
He has also been charged with pos- session of an off ensive weapon in prison, and assault on an emergency worker in October 2025, and will appear at Westminster magistrates court on 11 September.
Rudakubana was recently moved from prison to the top -security psychiatric hospital Broadmoor after it was concluded he could not be managed safely in a prison envi- ronment. The families of his victims described the move as an attempt “to manipulate the system”.
Broadmoor, in Crowthorne, Berkshire, is the oldest of England’s three high-security psychiatric hospitals. Rudakubana’s move to Broadmoor does not affect his 52-year ffe ff sentence.
on the face. It was at this point that prosecutors said consensual sex had
f stopped, triggering six counts of sexual penetration without consent.
Barrientos admitted to biting the woman without consent. He called them love bites and said they involved sucking and tongue move- ments and his teeth had come into contact with the woman’s skin. Photos of the woman with extensive bruising to her face and neck and a bite wound on her right breast were bite wound on her right breast were shown to the court.
Barrientos was born in Colombia and grew up in south London. H e has featured in the BBC’s celebrity ver- sion of Bake Off
and presented the
ff
ff
dating show Hot Property . During the
trial, some of his fans posted images
illegally recorded in the courtroom
on TikTok, prompting the judge to
ban them from the main courtroom.
the alt-bride Wedding dresses enter a new era of rock’n’roll
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Below: a dress by Susie Cave
f a wedding day brings to mind a bride dressed in a big white dress, the styles coming down the aisle in the near future might strike you as a little diff erent. Whether ff e ff it’s through celebrity references or new brands, wedding gowns are entering a more experimental era.
At Charli xcx’s wedding to the 1975 drummer’s George Daniel last year the bride was rocking a minidress and sunglasses .
Two weeks ago the model and infl uencer Gabbriette married the flfl 1975’s singer Matty Healy wearing gothic makeup and a Victorian- style gown with bustle by Matières Fécales , the brand that has also dressed Lady Gaga and Zendaya, its name translating to “faecal matter”.
Then this week Emma Roberts, married the actor Cody John. If her dress was unremarkable, the lace veil falling across her eyes brought an artiness to her big day.
There are a growing number of brands catering to the non-trad bride. This week, Dilara Findikoğlu – a London Fashion Week stalwart known for ornate corsets and references towards the occult – launched her signature made- to-measure range, called simply “Couture and Bridal”. This follows Weddings & Funerals, the brand from the Vampire’s Wife founder, Susie Cave, which only sells white and black dresses suitable for these two big life occasions.
Joining the trend is Wed. Set up in 2019 by Central Saint Martins graduates Amy Trinh and Evan Phillips, the brand sells dresses that suit the coquette trend along with short minis and designs with transparent panels.
Speaking about her wedding dress to Vogue , Gabbriette argued “bridal is whatever you want it to be ”. Findikoğlu echoes this sentiment. “[Women] don’t necessarily want to leave their personality behind on their wedding day . They want their bridal look to feel like an extension of who they already are, rather than becoming someone completely different for one day.” ffe ff
New wedding accessory? No butts, it’s the cigarette cake
When Dua Lipa got married this year, much was made of the cigarette trays on hand for guests to light up. Charli xcx’s wedding featured them too.
becoming cool again . The cool girl brides don’t follow the traditional rules . Gone are the days of the chocolate fountain.”
Ali said that a growing number of brides crave a talking point cake “[Whether] weddings or parties, we’re all looking for something personal, something bespoke to us. I guess for a smoker, that’s a cigarette cake.” Lauren Cochrane
Liz Taylor chose canary yellow for her 1964 wedding to Richard Burton ; below, Charli xcx went for a minidress
PHOTOGRAPHS: HULTON ARCHIVE/ GETTY IMAGES; CHARLIXCX/TIKTOK
former infantilising princessness of bridal aspiration’
Bridget Dalton Truth Consulting
Dilara Findikoğlu’s Couture and Bridal range combines boned ra r corsetry with monochrome goth chic
PHOTOGRAPH: DILARA FINDIKOĞLU
The dresses, therefore, reflect flfl the look of the rest of Findikoğlu’s brand. “They carry our sense of rebellion,” she said. “They’re not perfectly polished in the way conventional wedding dresses often are.”
The inspiration behind Wed, meanwhile, came about when Trinh was getting married and couldn’t fi nd anything she wanted fi fi to wear. Seven years later, the brand has proved there is a gap in the market. “It’s not always the creative types,” said Trinh.
“We have people who work in tech, who are lawyers, who work in fi nance … They know what they like, and they’re quite sure of themselves.”
Emma Firth, writer and host of the Rejection is Romantic literary salon , said these dresses reflect a less fi xed idea of marriage flfl now. “Before there was a sense of, you had to be with a person for a certain amount of time ; if you were in your early 30s, that’s a good time to do it . I think we’ve moved on from that quite rigid societal expectation.”
Alternative bridal wear certainly isn’t new. Firth pointed to the fi lm star Elizabeth Taylor getting fifi married (the fi rst time) in yellow to Richard Burton in 1964 , and Yoko Ono wearing sneakers for her marriage to John Lennon in 1969.
Bridget Dalton – head of truth futures at brand consultancy Truth Consulting – meanwhile namechecks the broadcaster Zoe Ball, seen on her wedding day in 1999, wearing ripped jeans and carrying a bottle of Jack Daniel’s .
The alt bride trend of 2026, however, comes at a time whe n marriage is less common. A report by the Centre for Social Justice in February found that there were about 224,000 marriages in 2023 – compared to more than 400,000 in 1970. Among younger people, 3.9% of women and 2.1% of men married before the age of 25, compared to 81.8% and 62.5% respectively in 1975.
Even if these designer dresses are probably out of the price range of potential young brides, could the rise of alternative bridal wear – as well as the nuptials of more rock’n’roll celebrities such Gabbriette and Charli xcx – potentially put the institution back on the radar of gen Z and beyond?
Dalton said it allowed women to put a foot in each camp: “It’s all about disavowing the saccharine sacredness, giving the finger to fi fi the infantilising princessness of former bridal aspiration.”
But, she added: “Nonetheless, you are still a bride; you’re still in the ecosystem of convention ”.
Trinh and Phillips are wary of any celebrity becoming a blueprint for a woman’s big day. “There’s something in culture that tells you if you’re not wearing that style, then your wedding’s not going to be cool,” said Phillips. “Whereas actually the coolest thing is when a bride puts a dress on, any dress, and they’re like ‘this is me.’”
Joyous homage to a minimalist master
Tao of Glass @sohoplace, London ★★★★★
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show that doesn’t happen (and one that’s never seen); a shattered coffee ff e ff table; the I Ching ; Maurice Sendak ; a flotation tank; Deep Democracy . flfl Just some of the disparate fragments that are lovingly assembled by the Tao of Glass into what writer and co-director Phelim McDermott has called “a storytelling tapestry – part concert, part performance”.
Premiered at 2019’s Manchester international festival , this beguiling meditation now makes its London debut – albeit without the figure fifi
Co-director Phelim McDermott (second from left) in Tao of Glass, a collaboration with the composer Philip Glass
PHOTOGRAPH: TRISTRAM KENTON/ THE GUARDIAN
h l l h d d who looms tousle-haired and scowling behind it: the composer Philip Glass.
Glass’s music has been, McDermott explains, a “ river ” through his life. The award- winning director’s fascination started as a teenager, lying in his bedroom listening to Glassworks on repeat, later crystallised by a little light stalking (the young McDermott follows Glass through
h f d d the streets of Covent Garden) and professional collaborations on the composer’s operas.
But it’s a show they never made together – an adaptation of Maurice Sendak’s In the Night Kitchen , derailed by the author’s death – that becomes the catalyst for a series of theatrical vignettes for McDermott, a trio of puppeteers and quartet of musicians, each set to a specially composed piece by
l ll l d l Glass. All coalesce around Glass’s own question: where does music come from?
For “music” read art, inspiration, life. This is theatre about theatre, a monologue that uses all the genre’s tricks and techniques to magic McDermott – initially discovered sitting in the front row – from the stalls to the stage, from childhood wonder to adult maker. If that sounds solipsistic then it fails to
take into account the creative delight, the joy distilled into a monologue that makes a hooded Chinese philosopher out of a sheet of manuscript paper, turns the inside of a piano into the New York skyline, and kitchen utensils into an orchestra. There’s a tear-jerker, a fourth wall in tatters, even a jump-scare . It’s all here.
Don’t expect a linear narrative. This is a homage to Glass, after all, and McDermott and co-director Kirsty Housley ’s structure is a mirror to the composer’s own: images, gestures and themes looping, echoing, rhyming, evolving through repetition. What looks absurd – like McDermott himself, covered in sheet music and sticky-tape – is anything but. There’s no breadcrumb dropped that doesn’t lead us home, no seed planted that doesn’t swell.
Glass’s music is the river running through this – frenetic, churning over a jagged bed of percussion in Newspaper , wistful and yearning in twining violin and clarinet in Maurice . The 89-year-old composer might not appear as he did in Manchester, but his ghost-presence in Coma (no spoilers) is stage- magic. Tao of Glass asks us where music comes from, but ends up showing where it can take us to.
Until 12 September
From quizzes to cricket, are we a nation of cheaters?
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hen an alleged cheating scandal at a local cricket club in North Yorkshire made headlines around the world, it made many think – is this a very British form of cheating?
Cricket in England is regarded as a genteel sport, so allegations of cheating tend to reverberate. A video of last Saturday’s game between Saltburn second XI and Norton second XI has been viewed more than 7m times, after viewers spotted a fi elder clicking his fi fi fi ngers fifi as the batter swings at the ball. The fielder has been accused of trying fifi to use the clicking noise to trick the umpire into thinking the ball had clipped the edge of the bat , and was therefore out caught behind.
The scandal has become known as “Clickgate” and the fielder fi fi dubbed “Clicky Ponting”, despite being called Brian. The term is a play on the name Ricky Ponting, a former Australian cricket captain, who is not connected to the cheating scandal other than that his name rhymes with “clicky”.
There have been a few cheating scandals in middle England that have become urban legends . Perhaps the most famous was when former British army major Charles Ingram was accused of cheating his way to the jackpot on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? by conspiring with his wife and another contestant, who would seem to cough when the correct answer was mentioned. He maintained his innocence.
British sports historically popularised the amateur ideal of fair play and sportsmanship, but many quintessentially British pas times have become fertile ground for cheating scandals. There
in Cyprus over claim he spied on RAF base for Iran
▲ Major Charles Ingram received a suspended sentence after cheating on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?; above, Steve Cairns (left) was cheated out of a bronze
Reuters
A British-Azerbaijani national has been arrested in Cyprus on suspi- cion of spying on a British air base on the island and passing information to Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps , the Metropolitan police said .
marathon medal after a rival was said to have jumped on a bus to beat him. He eventually received his rightful prize from Steve Cram
PHOTOGRAPHS: ITV1/ CELADOR; PA/ALAMY
have been spates of complaints about cheating in amateur golf . In one survey of more than 3,250 golfers, more than 40% reported that there are “known cheats” at their club .
Even the pleasant playground game of conkers has not been safe from accusations of cheating. David Jakins won the annual title in 2024 for the first time after competing fifi since 1977. But the 82-year-old was found to have a metal replica in his pocket when he was searched by organisers after his victory. His opponent said his conker had “disintegrated in one hit” from the alleged steel conker. Jakins was later cleared after an investigation .
Giant vegetable-growing competitions have also faced cheating allegations, with
proceedings continue, the police said in a statement yesterday.
He was arrested as part of Brit- ain’s fi rst overseas National Security Act investigation, led by counter- terrorism police into incidents at the RAF Akrotiri base between 11 May and 22 June last year, the statement said. Cypriot police did not immediately return a request for comment.
complaints that growers have passed off shop-bought fruit as their own, and a scandalous practice of injecting vegetables with water to increase their weight.
Some runners with implausibly good times in marathons have been accused of cutting corners. In 2011, Sunderland Harrier Rob Sloan came third in the Kielder Marathon
or violate norms because they think other people will’
David Hugh-Jones Social scientist
f Helen Flanagan, the head of counter- terrorism policing in Lon- don, said: “This case shows we are able to use the National Security Act overseas when British military bases are allegedly targeted by hostile state activity.” The act was introduced in 2023 to reform the outdated Official ffi ffi Secrets Acts .
A Saltburn second XI fielde fi fi r in the slips appears to click his fingers fifi to mimic an outside edge from the batter PHOTOGRAPH: BEN MUMMERY/X
but was stripped of the title over a claim he had travelled part of the way by bus. He claimed he had not cheated, but the event organiser, Northumbrian Water, said he had admitted failing to complete the course, and had apologised. Fellow runner Steve Cairns, who was shocked on being told he had come fourth after believing he had comfortably placed third, was later awarded Sloan’s bronze medal.
And in 2014 the organisers of
the London Marathon launched
an investigation into one runner
accused of cutting 10 miles off the
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ff
route by jumping over a barrier.
His time in the latter stretches was
logged as being quicker than that of
the Olympic champion Mo Farah.
But are Brit ons more likely to cheat? Social scientist David Hugh-Jones told the Guardian: “Some people do cheat more than others – young people, for instance – and it’s also true that in incentivised experiments, we often find national variation in levels fifi of dishonesty. Britain and other northern European/Protestant countries often score relatively well on those tests [ie cheating is relatively rare], which of course makes this news all the more shocking.”
He added: “People often cheat or violate norms because they think other people will do the same. So perhaps this is a sad reflection fl fl on declining standards in the gentleman’s game.”
Norms of fair play and honesty may be becoming eroded because of certain politicians who believe rules do not apply to them, said Dr David Shepherd, a senior lecturer in economic crime, at the University of Portsmouth. He said: “World leaders lie and cheat and they’re admired for it. LinkedIn is stuff ed full of look-at-me exaggerations and downright lies. It teaches us that is the efficient ffi ffi way to get on. Social media infl uencers lie. They teach us it is fl fl something to aspire to. ”
The World Cup could spread the idea that cheating is normal. Shepherd said: “Footballers openly cheat. They drop like they’re shot and magically spring back up once the penalty is awarded.”
There is one way that sports teams could avoid cheating scandals, he said: “But here’s a thing. Women are more honest than men. Ergo, if the cricket teams included men and women, there would be less cheating.”
to facilities at Akrotiri . Soon after- wards, Britain said the base would not be part of its defensive agreement with the US over the use of UK bases.
Also in March, Iran was reported to have fired two ballistic missiles at a fi fi US-UK military base on Diego Garcia, in the Indian Ocean, though neither hit the target.
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Fungi sleuth becomes a social media sensation
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lfred Drummond- Herdman is possibly the only person in Britain who is sent animal faeces in the post out of goodwill. His bedroom in Edinburgh is full of the stuff : clothes have been removed from his wardrobe and cupboards, replaced with terrariums and plastic containers housing cowpats, grouse droppings and rabbit pellets.
“I have a very understanding housemate,” he acknowledges.
But what emerges from the containers has made the 27-year- old trainee lawyer a natural history sensation on social media: brightly coloured contortions of fungi, photographed every 30 seconds as they develop, to create timelapses that are viewed by millions of people around the world.
Inkcaps, fi eldcaps and ascobolus, which look a bit like barnacles, all emerge from the dung he collects, including two new species that he has formally identified – with fifi more on the way. The extraordinary images are a rare insight into the world that surrounds us all, but few ever get to see.
Drummond-Herdman is a self- taught amateur taxonomist who became fascinated with fungi that grow on dung, known as coprophilous fungi , when walking in the Ochil Hills on the edge of Stirling during the pandemic.
like many other herbivores, are home to thousands of fung us spores , which race to fruit and produce mushrooms from the moment they have been deposited.
“In Scotland one summer, I came across cowpats that had all sorts of mushrooms growing from them. It was like a forest. It was so bizarre, you could not miss it. I went online to identify them, and that was really the beginning of the rabbit hole that I have been going down ever since,” he says.
According to estimates by Kew , at least 2 million fungi species are waiting to be discovered around the world, including in Britain. From his bedroom in Edinburgh, Drummond-Herdman is doing his bit, working with other enthusiasts and experts on forums to study and identify British specimens.
He has attracted more than 60,000 followers on Instagram , and stand alone posts can get millions of views. Among the most recent is a video of a slime mould , known as dog’s vomit slime mould, appearing to consume a living ant. Another is a conecap mushroom growing on deer droppings.
“I am enthralled by the bizarreness and the contrast between something like a cowpat – the last things anyone wants to spend time around – and the incredible beauty and complexity of the fungi. Usually when you see these things in the wild, you’re just getting a snapshot of their lifecycle. The timelapses show it all.”
Via a webcam, Drummond- Herdman shows me his microscope station and the containers around his bedroom , explaining that the boxes of dung do not smell because they were produced by herbivores and are mostly undigested plants. He says he hopes that his videos inspire a greater appreciation of nature conservation in Britain, particularly fungi.
“I am trying to shout about them in the right way. The whole point of this is not to name a random species that 10 people read about in a journal. I want to show that taxonomy is the frontline of biodiversity research. Researching habitat loss and native species is nothing without it.”
‘If you see these in the wild, you’re just getting a snapshot. The time- lapses show it all ’
Alfred Drummond- Herdman
Alfred Drummond- Herdman examines the gill of an inkcap mushroom under his microscope
PHOTOGRAPH: EMILY WHITNEY/ THE GUARDIAN
eye creams: why
bathroom fridges
are in hot demand
Chloe Mac Donnell
When it comes to essential fixtures fifi and fi ttings for bathrooms, the most fi fi common are tubs and taps. But now a new design must-have is emerging: the mini fridge.
Used to store everything from beauty products to GLP-1 medica- tion , they are growing more popular, reflecting a wider trend in how the flfl wellness industry and weight -loss drugs are reshaping homes.
Emma Lewis, the marketing man-
y ager for Sub-Zero & Wolf , a luxury cooling appliance manufacturer in Essex, says they have seen a tenfold increase in demand for mini fridges over the past two years.
C lients have requested they be
installed everywhere from en suites
and walk-in wardrobes to home
and walk-in wardrobes to home
offi ces, she says.
ffi
ffi
Lewis refers to mini fridges as “beverage centres”, noting they were originally used to chill drinks in at- home bars and gyms. But nowadays
knickers raise eyebrows
Lauren Cochrane
f Marks & Spencer’s introduction of Ann Summers crotchless knickers to its website has been greeted with outrage online, with the new range branded everything from “tawdry” to “S & M” .
In recent years, the UK’s biggest underwear retailer has sold vastly diff erent options through its own ff e ff
f products, ranging from full brief knickers to thongs, period knickers and those that can be used by women who wear stomas .
they are more likely to house face creams, jars of supplements, gut health shots and injectable medica- tions. “It is more convenient to have products to hand in, say, a bath- room rather than having to walk to a kitchen fridge,” she says. “That sense of ease is really what people want.”
At Sub-Zero & Wolf, prices start
from a whopping £5,000 , but the trend is not limited to big spenders. On the secondhand site Gumtree, where the average mini fridge costs £45, searches rose by 85% between
f January and June. Gumtree’s chief executive, Nav Dhillon, says mini fridges are “moving beyond student halls and hotel rooms to become a lifestyle purchase”, with warmer weather further fuelling demand.
Smeg sells a 38 -litre compact ver- sion of its retro style for £899 , while online marketplaces are peppered with colourful versions and even mirrored options for less than £30 .
Dr Ariel Haus, a dermatologist and founder of the London -based clinic Dr Haus Dermatology , says the num- ber of skincare products that actually
as knickers on the M & S website – lines up alongside lingerie brands includ- ing Pour Moi and Calvin Klein.
An M & S spokesperson said: “Our ‘Brands at M&S’ strategy is all about giving customers greater choice through carefully selected third- party brands that complement our existing M&S off er. Ann Summers is one of the latest brands to join M&S. com, helping broaden our underwear and nightwear offer.” ff e ff
f Catherine Shuttleworth, CEO of the retail consultancy Savvy , sees the move as part of a wider strategy. “They’ve started introducing brands to bring them into sectors that prob- ably isn’t their core,” she said. “And
Mini fridges are being used to store medications aswell as skincare products
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require refrigeration is limited. “A mini fridge is a nice-to-have for a handful of actives, and a gimmick for almost everything else .”
He points to vitamin C serums and retinoids – vitamin A deriva- tives including retinol and tretinoin – as examples of products that should be refrigerated. “Active forms of vita- min C like L-ascorbic acid are highly unstable when exposed to heat, light and air,” he says. “Once a vitamin C serum oxidises, it turns yellow or brown and loses potency, so keeping brown and loses potency, so keeping it cool genuinely extends shelf life.”
Retinoids behave similarly. “Reti- nol and retinaldehyde degrade faster in warm conditions, so a fridge can help preserve efficacy ,” he says. ffi ffi For weight-loss and type 2 diabetes
▲ Marks & Spencer’s online range of Ann Summers crotchless knickers sits alongside everything from
full briefs and period pants to thongs. The retail chain has been selling underwear for more than a century
medications, storage depends on type. Online NHS guidelines advise that semaglutides that come as injections, including Ozempic and tirzepatides such as Mounjaro, should be stored in a fridge between 2 C -8 C before their first use . fifi Some probiotic supplements and liquid omega -3s require chilling, but the packaging should state so .
The fridge trend is not one that will easily work for the average- sized bathroom, and safety should be paramount. Under UK electri- cal regulations, plug sockets must be placed at least 3 metres from a be placed at least 3 metres from a source of water such as a bath. Only sockets with residual current device protection – a safety switch that pro- tects people from electric shocks – are
matter whether they sell any crotch- less pants or not, we’re all going to be talking about it . You might also be talking about it . You might also go online to look. You might not buy those, but you’ll think: ‘I could do with replacing my pants.’”
Marks & Spencer ha s sold under- wear since the 1920s, and fitted bras fifi since 1947 . It was the first retailer to fifi sell pre-shrunk cotton underwear in 1965, and by 1976 knickers were the biggest export - nearly 4m pairs were biggest export - nearly 4m pairs were sold internationally every year.
Fashion has dictated styles , from the “hip huggers ” in the 60s to thongs, which reached the apex of popularity in the mid-noughties .
f In 2016 , the store sold 60m pairs of knickers a year, with Brazilian knick- ers replacing the thong. The style – which reveals some of the wearer’s bum – made up 10% of those sales. By 2021, thongs were back , thanks to the popularity of low-rise jeans. According to the retailer’s website, the bestseller now is a fi f ve pack of fifi white full briefs.
allowed, and they must be installed by a qualified electrician. fifi According to the Global Wellness Institute , the UK’s wellness industry is worth more than £194bn. Last year,
they must be installed
y must be installed
f the British Beauty Council’s value of beauty report found that for the first fi fi time, Britons were spending more on beauty than going to football matches beauty than going to football matches and the gym combined. As a result, at-home saunas, sleep trackers, LED face masks and now mini fridges are becoming regular home fixtures . fifi As for what shouldn’t go in the fridge, Haus says eye creams and sheet masks are regularly misun- derstood. “A chilled eye cream will temporarily constrict blood vessels and reduce puffi ness … but the eff ffi ffi ect ffe ff is cosmetic and short-lived,” he says.
In a sign that the retailer has been shaking off what could be seen as a ff ff more “mumsy” image, it reported that people under 30 accounted for a third of underwear sales in 2024 .
Lorraine Topper, researcher at The Underpinnings Museum , argue d that the reaction around the crotch- less knickers was disproportionate, because the store had long stocked because the store had long stocked sexier styles along with basics, thanks to the vast range available.
“M&S have always followed fash- ion with regard to their lingerie designs,” she said. “For some reason, it’s the multi-pack of full briefs that sticks in people’s heads when you talk about their underwear, rather than, for example, the beautiful lace designs from the Rosie Exclusively range.”
Bathroom fridges must meet UK electrical regulations, whether they are built-in or free-standing models, below
as tens of thousands enter Spanish enclave of Ceuta from Morocco
Sam Jones Madrid M Angela Giuff rida Rome Jakub Krupa
At least 57 people have died trying to reach the Spanish enclave of Ceuta after an estimated 50,000 migrants entered the tiny territory from Morocco in what Spain’s prime minis- ter, Pedro Sánchez , called “a violation of Spain’s territorial integrity”.
The huge influx, which took place flfl over the course of just 24 hours, over- whelmed the city of 85,000 people , trigger ing a political crisis for Madrid and leading to a barrage of criticism from other EU countries, including calls for Spain to be suspended from the Schengen free-movement zone .
Sánchez , who arrived in Ceuta yes- terday morning, said he would use all the resources at his disposal to
at sea while trying to enter Ceuta, or Spain’s other north African enclave of Melilla , could not be summarily returned under special rules.
Sánchez said: “That has spread like wildfi re during these last few fi fi hours through the networks of mafias fifi that traffi c in human beings and has produced an avalanche of the char- acteristics and dimension that we experienced yesterday.”
Sánchez said a temporary recep- tion centre would be established to facilitate the documentation, reg- istration, triage and “expedited” expulsion of people with no legal claim to be in Spain. He also said the government would erect a visi- ble barrier – a line of buoys – near the ble barrier – a line of buoys – near the breakwater at Ceuta’s Tarajal beach to breakwater at Ceuta’s Tarajal beach to make it clear where the border was, to comply with the court’s ruling.
Although the Spanish government said about 50,000 people had crossed the border on Thursday and in the early hours of yesterday morning, the president of Ceuta put the figure at fifi about 60,000 .
▲ People gather near Fnideq on the border with Ceuta, the tiny Spanish enclave that was entered by up to 50,000 migrants in only 24 hours
PHOTOGRAPH: ABDEL MAJID BZIOUAT/GETTY
‘Thousands
of people,
including
children,
have been
left sleeping
in parks’
has deployed more police officers ffi ffi and soldiers to the enclave, said more than 48,300 people had voluntarily crossed the border back into Morocco by 6pm yesterday.
The latest incident dwarfs the last mass border crossing in May 2021, when 10,000 people entered the ter- ritory over the course of two days by
f taking advantage of a loosening of border controls by Morocco.
That crossing came amid height- ened tensions between Madrid and Rabat over Spain’s decision to allow the leader of the Western Sahara independence movement, the Polisa-
rio Front , to be treated for Covid-19 in Spain. Morocco and the Polisa- rio Front both lay claim to Western Sahara, which was under Spanish rule until 1975 , when colonial authorities handed over the territory to Morocco and Mauritania.
Missing mountaineer Nirmal Purja among 10 hit by avalanche Page 30
The crossings explained Why tiny European territory is a migration flashpoint fl fl
What has happened and where? Border controls between Morocco and the tiny Spanish territory of Ceuta appeared to break down in recent days, allowing an estimated 50,000 people to cross on to the Spanish side in chaotic and dangerous scenes that resulted in dozens of deaths.
The number of arrivals was more than two-thirds the size of the ordinary population in Ceuta, where a humanitarian crisis was playing out on Friday.
As of yesterday evening, more than 48,300 people had returned to the Moroccan side of the border, according to Spain’s interior ministry.
Ceuta and Melilla , another Spanish territory 250 miles to the east along north Africa’s Mediterranean coast, constitute the European Union’s only land borders with Africa.
In Spanish possession since
1580 , Ceuta is home to a mixed
population of Christians and
Muslims, while its Spanish and
Moroccan residents and day
workers live in relative harmony.
Morocco does not offi cially
ffi
ffi
recognise Ceuta and Melilla as
Spanish territor ies and often
refers to them as occupied lands.
Why is Ceuta a migration fl ashpoint? Spain is a main point of arrival into Europe for people seeking better economic opportunities or an escape from violence in their home countries. Ceuta and Melilla are heavily fortified as fifi they are seen as destinations for those trying to reach Spain from Morocco and other parts of Africa.
Many people who reach Ceuta
had supported the Polisario group. Sánchez visited Algiers on 20 July – the fi rst such visit by a Spanish head of government in four years – mark- ing a thaw in relations with Algeria.
Sánchez visited Algiers on 20 July – the fi rst such visit by a Spanish head of government in four years – marking a thaw in relations with Algeria. He blamed the border crossings on human traffi ckers spreading rumours ffi ffi about a recent Spanish supreme court ruling that irregular migrants arriving by sea could not be immediately returned. Angela Giuffrida ffr ff
Moroccan government sources said the surge of people entering Ceuta was down to “criminal organ-
isations”, adding Rabat’s cooperation with Spain remain ed “exemplary”.
Rachid Sbihi , who leads a local workers’ association representing Spanish Guardia Civil officers – which ffi ffi patrol Spain’s borders – described the situation as a “serious humanitarian crisis”, saying thousands of people, including unaccompanied children, had been left sleeping in parks and on had been left sleeping in parks and on pavements or roaming the streets .
Among those who died, many drowned, but some were killed in a crush to cross the breakwater fence crush to cross the breakwater fence at Tarajal beach, Sbihi added.
or Melilla are immediately turned back, but others are held in shelters while they apply for asylum in Spain.
To reach Ceuta, people often swim from the Moroccan town of Fnideq , covering about 3 miles . Others attempt the crossing from the near er town of Belyounech .
Spain’s overall immigrant population has grown considerably in recent decades, with about 10 million people in the country of 50 million having been born elsewhere. Many are from Colombia, Venezuela and Morocco .
Why have so many people managed to cross over? It was not immediately clear. Moroccan authorities have not yet issued a statement, and it is unclear how hard they tried to prevent the crossings.
The crossing could be linked to the rivalry between Morocco and Algeria, and a recent trip by the Spanish prime minister, Pedro Sánchez , to Algiers.
The last mass border crossing, in May 2021, took place after Morocco relaxed border controls during a
Ceuta and Melilla have the EU ’s only land border with Africa. Both cit- ies periodically experience surges in attempted crossings by people seek- ing to reach Europe.
The events in Ceuta led some other EU countries to issue strong threats or rebukes.
Spain’s foreign minister, José Manuel Albares , summoned Italy’s ambassador to Madrid yesterday after Giorgia Meloni’s far-right government called for Spain to be suspended from the Schengen zone.
Italy’s foreign minister, Antonio
Tajani , blamed the situation on the
Sánchez government’s decision to
offer a now-closed scheme to regular-
ffe
ff
ise the status of more than 1 million
undocumented migrants and asylum
seekers. He said the programme had
incentivised human traffi cking and
ffi
ffi
was “profoundly wrong”.
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diplomatic row with Spain over its decision to allow the leader of the Western Sahara independence movement, the Polisario Front, to be treated for Covid-19 in Spain.
Morocco and the Polisario Front both lay claim to Western Sahara, which was under Spanish rule until 1975, when colonial authorities handed it over the territory to Morocco and Mauritania.
That diplomatic crisis ended in 2022 when Madrid reversed its longstanding policy of neutrality and backed Morocco’s plan for Western Sahara – a move that had caused a diplomatic rift between Madrid and Algiers, which support s the Polisario group.
situation and fulfi l its commitments within Schengen cooperation”.
The Finnish interior minister, Mari Rantanen , said as “Spain has com- pletely failed to protect the Schengen area’s external border ”, all EU coun- tries should support Italy’s proposal to suspend its Schengen status.
However, in a statementlater yes- terday, the European Commission said Ceuta and Melilla were subject to special Schengen rules that prevent onward movement within the zone.
The EU’s migration commis- sioner, Magnus Brunner , called the situation “unacceptable” and said he was in close contact with the Spanish authorities. He also confirmed there fifi was no onward route from Ceuta .
“Border checks on persons depart- ing from Ceuta and Melilla remain in force , ” he said.
In Spain, the opposition People’s
party called on Sánchez to come up
with a tough response, saying the
military and police reinforcements
announced on Thursday night were
insuffi cient. The far-right Vox party
ffi
ffi
called the incident “an invasion”.
As of late yesterday , more than 48,300 of the 50,000 people thought to have crossed the border had returned to the Moroccan side
PHOTO: ABDEL MAJID BZIOUAT/AFP/GETTY
tankers under US escort as Trump war talks loom
William Christou Beirut
Iran has said it struck two tankers
f trying to pass through the strait of Hormuz under the escort of the US military as Donald Trump gathered his cabinet to discuss the stalling war and rising prices as midterm elections in the US loom.
Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps said yesterday that the “non- compliant oil tankers … were struck
and brought to a halt, while four other oil tankers quickly changed course and returned to their previous positions”. The military body said the ships had tried to pass through the strait via an “undeclared route ” and under US aerial escort.
Iran and the US have said ships should pass through the strait via two competing routes, with Iran bombing ships that take the southern route, close to the coast of Oman, and the US bombing ships that violate its blockade of Iranian ships and ports.
The strait has been almost com-
pletely closed to traffic since Iran and
ffi
ffi
the US returned to fighting two weeks
fifi
ago, sending energy prices soaring.
On Thursday, the price of crude
oil pushed past $90 a barrel when
the US struck Iran in retaliation for
▼ Donald Trump and secretary of state, Marco Rubio, at Camp David, Maryland. There will be a cabinet meeting to discuss the war with Iran
PHOTOGRAPH: ANNA MONEYMAKER/GETTY
its targeting of US bases in Jordan. Fighting continued yesterday, with the Kuwaiti defence ministry report- ing that it had shot down Iranian drones targeting “vital and military facilities ” without any casualties.
In Lebanon, the Israeli military car- ried out a detonation overnight near the ancient Beaufort Castle . It said it was targeting Hezbollah tunnels and infrastructure. The explosion was heard across south Lebanon and covered nearby towns in ash, while photos showed the aff
ected ffe ff area levelled by the force of the blast.
Lebanese offi f cials accused Israel of ffi ffi violating the ceasefire by carrying out fifi the detonation . The Israeli military
f said it was ensuring the security of its northern residents.
Trump has tried to open the strait of Hormuz by force, but increas- ingly intense US strikes on Iran have yielded few results . The price of gas and groceries remain high in the US as a result of the energy disruption, complicating Republican s’ chances at the ballot box in November’s mid- term elections .
Yesterday, Trump brought his cabinet together at the Camp David retreat in Maryland to try to chart a path forward for the war . The White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt , said at a briefi ng last week fi fi that the cabinet meeting would be “a lot of fun and something diff
erent for ffe ff the cabinet to experience together”.
Top of the agenda will be the Iran war, which Trump promised would last a few weeks but has dragged on for fi ve months. A Reuters-Ipsos poll fi fi this week found that one in three Americans support the war, the lowest polling since the war began.
Support in Congress is also wan- ing, with the US Senate narrowly rejecting a symbolic vote to express disapproval of the war . The war pow- ers resolution asking the president to stop the war failed in a 49-50 vote.
Infl ation caused by the war is a flfl boon for Democrats, who are hoping boon for Democrats, who are hoping to wrest control of the house from the Republicans.
Energy companies have posted record profits as a result of the con- fifi flict . ExxonMobil’s profi flfl ts doubled fi fi and Chevron reported five times its fifi profits in the same period last year. fifi
Eyewitnessed Pictures of the week
The Slovenian cyclist Tadej Pogačar, in the overall leader’s yellow jersey, cycles past Sacré Coeur on his way to a fi fth Tour de fi f fi France win
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▲ Zendaya at the premiere of Spider-Man: Brand New Day, in which she stars with her husband, Tom Holland, in Los Angeles
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Spencer Tunick’s Gran Spectrum, a tribute to the gay community, being created in Las Palmas, Canary Islands
▲ People dance to country music on International Cowboy Day at Ngong racecourse in Nairobi, Kenya
Aerial view of All of o Saints’ church surrounded by parched ground in Blackheath, south London, captured on the day half of England was declared offi cially in ffi ffi ‘exceptionally serious’ drought
PHOTOGRAPH: JAMES VEYSEY/ SHUTTERSTOCK
▲ A Eurasian hoopoe (Upupa epops) brings dinner to its nestlings in a tree trunk in Denizli, western Turkey
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The women’s 50m freestyle final at the fi fi Commonwealth Games in Glasgow. Australia took all three medals
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Nirmal Purja among 11 hit by avalanche on Pakistani peak
Peter Beaumont Shah Meer Baloch Islamabad
The world-renowned Nepali moun- taineer Nirmal Purja – a former British special forces member – was among 11 climbers caught in a deadly ava- lanche on Pakistan’s Broad Peak.
The Alpine Club of Pakistan said “seven climbers have been spotted via aerial drone footage”, adding that “their identities and condition can- not yet be verified”. fifi Rescuers said earlier yesterday that four bodies had been foundand efforts were under way to retrieve ffo ff them despite the harsh weather.
Two of the dead have been iden-
tifi ed: Pur Bahadur Gurung , a Nepali
fi fi
citizen, and Nadhira Alharthy , who
was the first Omani to climb Everest.
fifi
Purja, also known as Nims Dai ,
made history in 2019 after climbing
all of the world’s 14 peaks over 8,000
metres in just over six months, cut-
ting years offthe previous record . He
ff
ff
later led the fi rst team to summit K2 ,
the world’s second -highest moun-
tain in winter .
Also among those missing are the US climber Mallory Geis , a Chinese national, Wang Zhong , and Pakistani and Nepali high -altitude workers.
‘I take zero mountains for granted. Not one. The moment my foot leaves basecamp, it’s 100%’
“I take zero mountains for granted. Not one.
“The moment my foot leaves base- camp, it’s 100%. Always has been. Always will be.
Nirmal Purja Renowned climber
Climbers on Everest in 2019, including Nirmal Purja on his way to his record of 14 8,000-metre peaks
Trackers carried by the climbers showed a rapid loss of altitude, sug- gesting the team had been caught in an avalanche .
Purja’s tracker, however, shifted location after the initial rapid descent.
The GPS data suggest ed the ava- lanche occurred close to 9am local time at 6,579 metres ( 21,58 5 f t ), between camp two and camp three on the mountain’s west ridge, the most popular ascent route.
According to Climbing magazine , Geis’s tracker showed a sudden descent of 543 metres, while Alhar- thy’s tracker showed a much -larger descent of 1,651 metres.
A spokesperson for police in the mountainous Gilgit-Baltistan region said “preliminary reports indicate that four bodies have so far been recovered ”, and the condition of the other climbers was being verified. fi fi A statement by the Alpine Club of Pakistan suggested an avalanche had struck a group of climbers around midday on Thursday .
f “The entire team has been out of communication since the avalanche,” it said, as rescue teams including heli- copters and drones were sent to help .
The statement added : “ Every pos- sible eff ort is being made to ensure ff o ff
that helicopter support and all avail- able rescue resources are mobilised at the earliest opportunity, subject to weather and operational conditions.”
Purja’s business partner, Mingma Gyabu Sherpa , who is also a member of the Nepali house of represent- atives, said data appeared to show continuing movement from Pur- ja’s tracking device after the initial incident.
“Initially, it appeared that he had been swept downhill by the ava- lanche,” he told the Nepali news site Kantipur .
“But after the point where the tracking had stopped, the location appears to have shifted again.”
He added that one Pakistani and one Nepali climber had set out overland towards the suspected ava- lanche site to check reports that one climber’s location appeared to be near the base of the mountain.
f Purja has shown striking self-belief in his climbing career . His rapid chain of ascents of the world’s tallest moun- tains demonstrated strength and a talent for logistical organisation, using the exploit to show case what he felt were the overlooked abilities of Nepali climbers.
Purja has also attracted contro- versy, including a claim, which he
denied , of sexually inappropriate behaviour.
He was leading an expedition for his company, Elite Exped , on Broad Peak , the world’s 12th -highest moun- tain at 8,047 metres ( 26,401ft ), when the avalanche occurred.
He opted to use supplementary oxygen for his ascents, justifying his choice by the huge challenge he had set himself.
He joined the British army in 2003 and became a Royal Marine in 2009.
Purja had written on X earlier this week that he was close to becom- ing the first person to climb all 14 fifi mountains over 8,000 metres twice without oxygen.
“Broad Peak, I ask for nothing but safe passage up and back down,” he wrote.
“My purpose has never been about me. It’s about what I represent. It’s about showing YOU that your own mountains – whatever they are – are climbable.”
Additional reporting Associated Press
Associated Press
Nirmal Purja, who was leading an expedition on Broad Peak, the world’s 12th-highest mountain, when the avalanche occurred
PHOTOGRAPH: SUBASH SHRESTHA/ PACIFIC PRESS
heading for high-speed collision with the moon
A drifting SpaceX rocket is on a collision course with the moon after launching a pair of lunar landers more than a year ago.
The rocket’s upper stage will unintentionally slam into the moon on Wednesday, carving out a crater
and sending up a plume of dust and rubble that scientists – and sky gazers – are eager to observe.
Space tracking expert Bill Gray pre- dicts an impact speed of 5,400mph – seven times the speed of sound – near the Einstein crater on the moon’s sunlit western limb. With the action unfolding in the early hours of the morning for the US, the eastern por- tions of the US and Canada, and much of South America, should have the best views.
While scientists are not too concerned about this particular piece of space junk , it highlights the growing threat as more and more items cram into orbit. “Things are getting crowded up there,” said Gray, who plans to view the aftermath from New Brunswick, Canada.
It was never SpaceX’s intention to hit the moon. But space experts said
f the crash could have been avoided if the upper stage had been nudged into orbit around the sun.
It will be the second dead rocket known to crash into the moon accidentally. A Chinese rocket seg- ment dug out a pair of craters on the lunar far side in 2022.
The new crash will occur on the moon’s near side, packing the equiv- alent energy of three tonnes of TNT explosives. The impact flash, lasting flfl less than a second, will probably be too dim to see from Earth, according to experts. But the stream of ejected material could stretch for several miles into space and remain visible to telescopes for several minutes.
“Gravity on the moon is low and there is no wind to blow the dust away,” said Los Alamos national laboratory’s Benjamin Fernando , who is encouraging observations by professionals and amateurs alike.
“Part of the reason for our interest in this event is to figure out how much fifi of a hazard debris impacts pose to future astronauts,” he added .
Fernando anticipates an impact crater nearly 90 ft (27 metres) across and 16 ft deep , too small to see from Earth but visible to spacecraft.
Nasa ’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter and South Korea’s Danuri lunar orbiter will gather before-and- after shots of the crash scene.
90ft The expect ex e ed size of the impact crater on the moon, according to Los Alamos national laboratory
first time since abuse claims fi
Miranda Bryant Nordic correspondent
The Copenhagen restaurant Noma – often ranked among the world’s best – is preparing to reopen next best – is preparing to reopen next week under new leadership for the fi rst time since its star chef and co- fifi founder, René Redzepi , stepped down amid accusations of physical and psychological abuse.
The new executive head chef, Pablo Soto , who has worked at the restaurant for nearly a decade, said that while it remained “the same Noma” there had been some sig- nifi cant changes. Along with a new,
evolving monthly menu to replace its previous seasonal one, he said
there was now a heightened focus on enabling employees to live full lives.
Redzepi, who has apologised to “those who have suffered under my ffe ff leadership”, is no longer involved in the restaurant’s day-to-day manage- ment, but Soto said he will still have a creative infl uence. fl fl Since storming the culinary estab- lishment in 2003 , Noma has been ranked the world’s best restaurant five times and been awarded three fifi
f Michelin stars , reinventing itself several times in the Danish capital and at pop-ups around the world.
But this year, as it launched a pop-up in Los Angeles, the entire organisation threatened to come crashing down after Redzepi was accused of creating abusive work- ing conditions – including punching, screaming and public shaming – between 2009 and 2017 . One of between 2009 and 2017 . One of dozens of former employees who spoke to the New York Times said “going to work felt like going to war”.
Redzepi said in response: “Although I don’t recognise all details
f in these stories, I can see enough of my past behaviour reflected in them flfl to understand that my actions were
fi fi the economy of New York
Jenna Zaza
BTS’s “Army” fanbase is descend- ing on New York this weekend as the K-pop supergroup continue their first fifi world tour after a four-year hiatus, prompting an economic boom wher- ever they land.
After shows in South Korea and Europe, the group are back in North America, with 14 shows in six US cities in August and September.
(£250m) in economic activity, with events at huge hotels on the strip and at tiny Chinatown cafes.
HYBE, the group’s label, has part- nered with local businesses and cultural centres for the “BTS The City – Arirang” project , off
ering exclusive ff e ff BTS programming for concertgoers.
With two concerts being held at New Jersey’s MetLife Stadium tonight and tomorrow , fans can fol- low a map of activities, landmarks and eateries that celebrate the group.
Manhattan’s Koreatown is pre- paring for thousands of fans. The economic impact of BTS concert goers is expected to match that of football fans who crowded MetLife for the World Cup final – which included a fi fi BTS performance – a few weeks ago.
BTS will “easily compare [to] or even exceed F ifa’s economic impact just on average spending”, said Michael Mariano, head of economic development at Tourism Economics .
The group’s return has been lucrative for HYBE, which reported record-high revenue of $993m for the past quarter.
The Korean Cultural Center New York will serve as the hub for fan activities. Those with a reservation can try on K-beauty products, sample desserts from Tous les Jours , a South Korean bakery chain, and customi se the light sticks they will bring to the concert, known as “Army bombs”.
“K-pop can serve as a gateway to learning the Korean language and discovering Korean beauty, food, technology, tourism and other aspects of Korean culture,” said Bora Yoon , visual arts manager at the centre.
gateway to learning the Korean language and discovering Korean beauty, food and technology’
harmful to people who worked with me. To those who have suffered under my leadership, my bad judg- ment, or my anger, I am deeply sorry and I have worked to change.”
h f l l h k d i h
A few days later, amid global media scrutiny, Redzepi announced he would “step away” from the restau-
rant and that he had resigned from his nonprofit, MAD . fi fi When Noma reopens in the Dan- ish capital on Wednesday , it will face one of its biggest tests yet without Redzepi at the helm.
A chef in the test kitchen shows off an exquisitely presented fish dish as fi fi below, the team brainstorm ideas
PHOTOGRAPHS: JAMES BROOKS/AP
▲The K-pop supergroup BTS are touring after a four-year hiatus
Taking a break from intense final fifi preparations , Soto said: “It’s the same Noma. We are simply back home – that is what is diff erent.” ff e ff
Before the allegations against Redzepi, Noma had planned to turn its Copenhagen restaurant, which closed in 2024 , into a food laboratory. But after the international fall out, the decision has been made to reopen it.
“After Los Angeles, the best thing, in my opinion, was to come back to something stable – our beautiful restaurant,” Soto told the Guardian.
There have been moments in recent months where he feared for Noma’s future, he said. But Soto is now adamant it could regain its best - in -world status. “The team that has done it for so many years is still here.
f And that’s the number one marker of confidence right now,” he said. fifi Responsibility for daily operations
f is now in the hands of Soto, the chief executive, Annika de Las Heras,
and Mette Brink Soberg , the head of research and development, with Redzepi turning his attention to creative projects. “That doesn’t mean he is banished from his company. We actually want his input,” said Soto.
He insisted he was “not stepping into René’s former role ”, adding: “This is still his restaurant. He is now simply moving to the side to continue on other creative ventures.”
When Noma reopens, the 4,500 DKK (about £515) per head menu will focus on what is available during that specific time of year, replacing its fifi previous model where the restau- rant revolved around three seasons: seafood in the winter, vegetables in spring and summer, and forest and game in the autumn.
“It’s a menu that is dynamic, that can change day to day in many ways,” said Soto. Initially the restaurant will work with ingredients such as berries, flowers, vegetables and sweet sea- flfl food, moving on by October to wild mushrooms, game, stone fruits and red shellfish. fifi Soto also plans to prioritise ensur- ing its staff of about 100 are able to ff ff live full lives outside work, including having children, pets and hobbies. “This is nothing new, but is defi- fifi nitely something that is a priority, that people can continue their lives and continue to be at work,” he said.
digital art , and it expects high visi- tor demand .
New Wonjo , the oldest Korean bar- becue restaurant in New York , plans becue restaurant in New York , plans to serve a special menu inspired by the members of BTS and the foods they miss most on tour, including kimchi fried rice, pork belly and jajangmyeon , or black bean noodles.
The menu was developed “with intention, and is rooted in Korean cul- ture, rather than just pasting ‘BTS’ on a regular menu item ”, said Jacob Baik, art director of New Wonjo . “We hope that some guests who might ini- tially visit because of the ‘BTS The City’ project leave with a genuine interest in the restaurant, the food and Korean culture more broadly.”
Sunmi Lee, 40, an interior designer, said she was considering a BTS-themed bus tour of New York – even though she lives in the city. “It’s about celebrating Korean cul- ture,” she said. “Trying authentic local spots, and feeling connected to something bigger than just a concert.”
mandatory to tackle deceptive content
Jennifer Rankin Brussels
From apparently conspiring to steal
elections to abusing staff or perform-
ff
ff
ing embarrassing dance moves, the re
has been plenty of fake content made
about politicians intended to malign
its targets and mislead the public.
Now EU rules aim to stem the flood flfl of this deceptive content : starting from tomorrow , artifi cially gener- fi fi ated images, audio and text designed to look authentic must be labelled.
The rules, devised under the EU’s landmark AI Act , mean companies must ensure people know when they
are interacting with an AI-powered
Cabbies and office ffi ffi workers in China know the answer
Amy Hawkins Wuhan O
n the tree-lined streets of Wuhan, where cars jostle for space with mopeds and cargo trucks , the malfunctioning of a new type of vehicle has recently been causing chaos on the city’s roads.
In March, several cars from a
fl eet of driverless taxis stopped
flfl
abruptly in the streets. The “system
malfunction” left distressed
riders stranded for hours. The
robotaxis, known as Apollo Go
and powered by AI, were taken
off Wuhan’s streets for months
ff
ff
for investigations.
But the outage was a boon for 45-year-old taxi driver Yao Xinnong. His wages, which had fallen by about 40% since Apollo Go launched in 2022, jumped back up as customers returned.
“I don’t really like them ,” Yao says of the driverless cabs operated by the tech giant Baidu . “Their impact has been huge.”
China is encouraging the deployment of AI at a scale unseen in the west. Gig workers such as Yao are fearful about the impact of AI on their livelihoods, while recent news of white-collar workers being replaced by AI have also led to a debate over whether workers should embrace the technology – or try to compete with it.
chatbot or viewing a manipulated image or AI-generated text.
The rules apply to new AI systems on the EU market from tomorrow, while existing systems have an extra four months to comply.
“It is a matter not only of cus- tomer protection, it’s also a matter of democracy protection,” said the Green MEP Sergey Lagodinsky , who helped negotiate the AI Act . “Making transparent this information is some- thing which we need to preserve our
f democracy and the authenticity of facts online.”
Under the rules, synthetic text, images, video and audio designed to look truthful must be visibly marked as AI-generated and contain
Addressing Shanghai’s World AI Conference in July, China’s leader, Xi Jinping, said AI should be “an important driver for shared prosperity and common security”.
But that goal is being pursued amid an increasingly fragile labour market.
High unemployment has forced tens of millions of China’s workers to dropped out of formal work into the gig economy.
According to one thinktank,
a digital watermark to show the arti- ficial origins of the content. fifi
Texts on matters of public interest
f must also be labelled as AI-made if there is no human editorial oversight.
Companies are encouraged to label AI-generated content pre-dating the rules, although this is not com- pulsory. The rules will not apply to users’ personal content and there is an exemption for “evidently artistic”, satirical and fictional works. fifi Failure to comply could result in fines of up to €15m (£13 m) or 3% of a fifi company’s global turnover.
The EU executive has created black-and-white labels anyone can use, although companies can design their own.
Past deepfakes have included audio purporting to reveal the Slo- vakian opposition leader Michal Šimečka conspiring with a journal- ist to rig elections, mocked-up videos of the French president, Emmanuel Macron , dancing in a 1980s club, and fake footage of the then Labour leader Keir Starmer abusing party staff. ff . ff The tech industry says it supports the quest to make deepfakes visible, but fears the rules will be interpreted but fears the rules will be interpreted
the number of people in flexible flfl employment will rise to 320 million this year, up from 160 million in 2019 – about 44% of China’s workforce.
Taxi drivers are one part of this huge cohort. Across the country, as previously heavyweight industries such as real estate and education are flounder ing, workers have flfl turned to ride-hailing apps to make ends meet. But now the robotaxis are threatening their livelihoods.
preserve democracy and the authenticity of facts online’
Sergey Lagodinsky Green MEP
too broadly and overwhelm internet users with banners and labels.
The Computer and Communica- tions Industry Association argues that EU guidelines published last month have expanded the defini- fifi tion of a deepfake far beyond the 2024 AI Act.
“The label was meant to flag deceptive content,” CCIA Europe’s AI policy lead, Boniface de Cham- pris , said. “That distinction has been removed, so now almost everything gets labelled . O nce labels are every- where, users stop noticing them. That doesn’t protect anyone .”
He thinks the most visible change for the public will be “in areas where AI is already used at scale but people
Robots working with packages and, right, in a simulated supermarket. Robot pianists in Beijing, below
PHOTOGRAPHS: HÉCTOR RETAMAL/ AFP/GETTY; MAN HUIQIAO/CHINA NEWS SERVICE/GETTY; ZHAO WENYU/CHINA NEWS SERVICE/GETTY
“If the state really took you into consideration, Apollo Go would never have gone on the market,” said one Wuhan driver .
“If things keep going this way in the future, sure, rapid development and scientifi c progress are great, fi fi but ordinary people like us will have no place to survive.”
In 2024, taxi drivers in Wuhan protested against the introduction of Apollo Go . It is unclear how many people took part, because
don’t know it – advertising, film, fi fi publishing”.
“Expect a lot more labels in sec- tors not usually associated with AI, and the burden will fall hardest on those least versed in AI regulation,” De Champris said.
Some of the world’s largest tech companies already have policies to inform users about AI content. Tik- Tok, for example, requires creators to label realistic AI- generated images, audio and video .
Google launched SynthID in 2023, which enables users to check if an
y image is AI-generated. The company says it has put an invisible digital watermark, which enables identifi- fifi cation, on more than 100bn images .
Google and Meta, which owns Facebook and Instagram, have signed a voluntary code of practice intended to help companies comply with the EU’s AI transparency rules. The European Commission said more than 180 organisations had signed
y up . N on- signatories must show they are meeting the rules in other ways.
Meta launched policies in 2024 to help people identify AI-generated photo-realistic images.
news of the protests was quickly censored.
That year, a Wuhan taxi company took the rare step of publicly criticising the government’s support for the robo-taxis . “The recent rise of autonomous ride- hailing vehicles has allowed technology to monopolise resources and take away the livelihoods of people at the bottom of society,” it said.
When the Guardian visited the
taxi company’s office , an employee
ffi
ffi
declined to be interviewed, citing
an agreement with the police
to refuse interviews and the
risk of detention if he violated
the agreement.
Now the government is echoing some of the concerns voiced by the Wuhan drivers. An editorial in the state-run Workers’ Daily said employment rights were “facing new challenges” in the age of AI. It warned of a “collision between traditional employment rules and the iteration of AI technology”.
The government recently vowed to “ address the impact of changes in the external environment and the development of new technologies such as artificial fi fi intelligence on employment”.
Cheng Wanhui, a state official
ffi
ffi
in Beijing’s hi-tech zone of
Zhongguancun , says the authorities
are “paying close attention to the
social issues AI brings, as well as
potential ethical concerns”.
fi fi built on no man’s land next to Berlin Wall
Deborah Cole
Berlin
S
ometimes the currents of history converge in a single spot. In Berlin, one of the most intriguing of those places is a small traffic island with ffi ffi a lovingly tended garden and a ramshackle two-storey structure called the Tree house at the Wall.
In 1983, Osman Kalin , a Turkish
“ guest worker ”, was looking for
a patch of earth in which to plant
his onions, garlic and cucumbers .
Virtually on his doorstep in the
Kreuzberg district , a corner of the
city cleaved by the Berlin Wall , was
a slice of no man’s land next to the
concrete barrier and barbed wire.
Although it sat in West Berlin, cold
war logic meant the plot officially
ffi
ffi
belonged to the communist East.
The east- west border cut a sharp angle near a curved street called Bethaniendamm . The wall was built to slice straight across the road, which left a triangle-shaped scrap of land on the wrong side. Neither side could use it and so nearby residents commandeered it as a dump – until Kalin came along.
Perhaps it took an outsider to see the potential in the postage stamp of fertile soil beneath old furniture and discarded drug paraphernalia. And it required a certain audacity to build something abutting the wall patrolled by East German soldiers with shoot-to-kill orders .
Over the decades, the “ guerrilla garden ” came to symbolise a rebel
f spirit in dark times, the ingenuity of immigrants who were often made to feel unwelcome .
Four decades of upheaval have left their mark but now supporters of the Treehouse at the Wall fear it could be demolished by city authorities as a public safety hazard and are rallying to save it.
Kalin, one of the fi rst generation fi fi of Gastarbeiter brought to West r Germany to plug a labour shortage, was “a remarkable fi gure”, said fi fi Suat Özkan , the general secretary of a Turkish community group in Berlin . “Perhaps he wasn’t a master of language, perhaps he wasn’t the perfect architect, perhaps he wasn’t the perfect artist, but he created something artistic – something that became totally unique .”
Kalin, who was born in 1925 in Anatolia, came to West Germany in the late 1960s as a manual labourer. Under the programme, about 14 million guest workers arrived between 1955 and 1973. Despite the scheme’s temporary nature , many stayed . Nearly 3 million people of Turkish origin now live in Germany, about 200,000 of them in Berlin.
World Germany
resistance as well as a symbol against racism, discrimination and hostility’
Suat Özkan Community leader
▲The Treehouse at the Wall was built in 1983 by Osman Kalin (left, Ka K in 2016) out of reclaimed materials
PHOTOGRAPHS: ASLU/ULLSTEIN BILD/GETTY; EDEN BREITZ/ALAMY; GORDON WELTERS/THE GUARDIAN
East German authorities to stay, so long as whatever he built there would not be taller than the wall.
Later he replaced the shed with the “treehouse”, which despite its name, is not up in the branches but built around a mature trunk that was on the site.
After the city reunited in 1990, Kalin faced eviction orders but found an unlikely ally in the neighbouring S t Thomas church, which located 18th-century papers showing it was the rightful owner of the land and allowed him to stay.
Since Kalin’s death in 2018, his son Mehmet has looked after the property and his father’s legacy.
it is possible to stand up and carry out a kind of revolution”. He added: “It’s a symbol of resistance as well as a symbol against racism, discrimination and hostility.”
Özkan said that more than six decades after West Germany established the guest worker programme, it was long overdue for the reunited nation to pay tribute to its immigrants.
“We still haven’t managed to construct a central memorial,” he said, to the foreign labourers who helped build the postwar economic miracle . “This house should serve as a kind of memorial.”
Stefan Zeppenfeld , a historian who published a book in 2021 about Turkish labourers in West Berlin during the cold war, said it took decades for Germany to acknowledge its transformation into a “ country of immigration ”.
He noted that migrant labourers were relegated to neighbourhoods close to the wall, such as Kreuzberg, that became prime real estate after the wall’s fall in 1989.
Zeppenfeld said the treehouse crystallised many aspects of what made up Berlin and its people. “The history of German division or the iron curtain is still absolutely crucial and defi ning for Berlin, for fi fi Berlin’s sense of identity,” he said. “And I fi nd it absolutely fascinating that this building is still standing – it’s one of the few tangible legacies where we can actually see agency by Turkish guest workers as a real part of the cityscape.”
As a first step, Özkan plans fifi an open-air exhibition on the chain-link fence surrounding the structure, with archival pictures and Kalin’s extraordinary life story.
The tension with city authorities b before a Berlin election in September is that supporters of the treehouse want to retain its scruffy ffy ff authenticity in the face of safety and legal concerns that have forced a conversation about its structural integrity.
The wooden facade is made up of listing, mismatched planks. Nato and Soviet fl ags fl y from fl fl erected poles while plum and apple trees mark the seasons.
Inside, a jumble of black- and-white photographs and construction tools point to the Kalin family’s past and future in their garden idyll. A donated chandelier lends an unexpected touch of elegance.
Florian Schmidt , a Kreuzberg
district councillor, said his office
ffi
ffi
was working closely with the
Turkish community and Mehmet,
who has made extensive repairs to
the house, to “grant the necessary
permits” for it to remain.
“Due to the unusual situation – the site being a no man’s land and the lack of planning permission – use of the treehouse was initially prohibited,” Schmidt said in an emailed statement, noting that Mehmet had been granted a temporary exemption to do work there. “Issues relating to ownership rights are also being clarified.” fifi A Berlin tour guide, Adrian Sampson , said: “ Kalin’s story is about three things: resistance, community spirit and multiculture all together there. And that’s what Kreuzberg is about.”
housing plans now at risk as water supplies dwindle
Sandra Laville Environment correspondent
The government’s house building The government’s house building
f agenda is hitting the reality of a lack of water and crumbling infrastructure in some of the country’s driest parts, across east and south-east England, where growth is being concentrated.
Half of England was declared in serious drought for the second con- secutive year this week, with the Environment Agency warning of dire consequences for the economy, the environment and wildlife.
The same parts of the country that are in extreme water stress, with hosepipe bans, are also the areas being targeted to fulfil Labour’s being targeted to fulfil Labour’s p ledge to build 1.5m homes this par- liament – a policy being maintained in Andy Burnham’s government.
Environmental pressures are already extreme in the south and east of England. In one area where new housing numbers are being demanded, fenlands are already close to collapse from over extraction . In another, chalk streams are having to be artificially maintained. fifi Some water companies are clear there is insuffi
cient water for new ffi ffi homes, a situation exacerbated by crumbling infrastructure.
“We cannot magic up more water,” said Paul Harvey, the independent leader of Basingstoke and Deane bor- ough council , which is being told to build more than 1,000 houses each build more than 1,000 houses each year. “They say build, baby, build, but it is something we cannot just wave a wand and do. The evidence of our water cycle study, which looked at whether we have enough water sup- ply and sewage treatment capacity to
meet the needs of future residents, showed demands for water from new housing may outstrip the lim- its of sustainable supply.”
Across Hampshire, Hertfordshire, Kent, Essex and Cambridgeshire climate change-induced drought and the failure of the water industry to
▲ An aerial view of the of o scorched grass at Maidenhead and Bray Cricket Club’s ground in Berkshire. Swithland reservoir in Leicestershire, below, is at less than 44% capacity
PHOTOGRAPHS: DAN KITWOOD/GETTY; JOE GIDDENS/PA WIRE
build critical infrastructure means the growth plans are hitting real envi- ronmental barriers.
y Ali Morse, the water policy manager at the Wildlife Trusts char- ity , said: “This week we’ve seen
f drought declared across half of England, but even under normal conditions water scarcity is emerg- ing as an urgent issue.
“If we don’t secure new water
supplies and become more efficient
ffi
ffi
with our use, it’s clear that under
a changing climate we won’t have
enough water to meet the needs
of society and the environment in
future, but what most don’t realise
is that across large parts of the coun-
try we’re already reaching this limit.
“Mapping by the Environment Agency shows that even under normal flow conditions there isn’t fl fl any additional river water available to serve new homes or industry across roughly a third of the country.”
In the Basingstoke area of Hamp- shire, the struggle to fi nd water for fi fi the current population is already causing huge environmental dam- age to one of the largest remaining alkaline fens in southern England, pushing it towards irreversible eco- logical collapse, according to the conservation body Natural England.
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build, but we cannot magic up more water’
Paul Harvey Basingstoke councillor
Environment Agency has banned South East Water from taking more water from the Greywell chalk aquifer . It is appealing against the decision.
The water company also has failed to build a pipeline to bring water from
the Surrey Hills to Basingstoke, which it promised would be built by 2030 but for which Ofwat, the water regu- lator, disallowed funding. The target for Basingstoke has increased from 830 to 1,150 new homes a year. In neighbouring East Hampshire, the
number of homes required is up by 98% to 1,142 homes a year.
Basingstoke and Deane council, Natural England and the Environ- ment Agency have been unable to agree a local plan because there is not enough water for the growth the government is seeking.
Harvey said: “The Labour govern- ment’s unrealistic imposed housing targets don’t take account of the fact that the Environment Agency, Natu- ral England and the water companies are all waving red flags about whether fl fl the water exists to supply them.”
In Cambridgeshire, chalk streams are being artifi cially fi fi fi lled by the fifi Environment Agency to compen- sate for the abstraction of the aquifer by water companies . Yet ministers suggest Greater Cambridgeshire can accommodate 150,000 new homes as part of the creation of a develop- ment corporation to promote growth and take decision-making away from local authorities. The lack of water there is a critical issue . The 5,726 peo-
f ple who live in the fenland village of Waterbeach , south of Cambridge, where 4,500 homes are planned, are under a hosepipe ban .
The Environment Agency initially
f refused the home plans because of water scarcity, the significant risk to fi fi the environment and the inadequacy of the strategy from Cambridge Water
to meet future demand , but lifted the
f objections in 2024 as long as a suite of measures to increase water effi
ciency ffi ffi was adopted in Cambridgeshire.
These include a credit scheme where developers would pay to off- ff- ff set water use their housing will cause, imposition of conservation measures including a limit of 89 litres a person daily, an assurance the promised investment in infrastructure from Cambridge Water would go ahead and a scheme where farmers could use land to store water.
But two years on the water credit scheme is still not up and running, and no developer has paid in any money .
and the commercial development the government is demanding .
Sam Davies , a former independ- ent councillor , said: “ Residents are being told : ‘Don’t fill up your pad- fifi dling pool .’ The splash pool is closed because there is no water. But com- mercially that growth is just ripping away at speed and no one wants to talk about the lack of water.”
None of the effi ciency and supply
ffi
ffi
promises take into account data -
centre growth in the Cambridgeshire
area , including one of the largest
planned in England, on the so-called
innovation campus at Sutton.
Pippa Heylings, the Lib Dem MP
f for South Cambridgeshire , said: “If you want growth then water is a deal breaker, that is the crux of the issue.”
In the borough of Tonbridge and Malling in Kent, as in Hampshire, South East Water has made clear that there is insuffi cient supply to build
the 19,000 homes by 2042 demanded by the government. “There is not by the government. “There is not one specifi c water infrastructure fi fi improvement that would solve this,” said Matt Boughton , the Tory leader of the local council. “It is the culmina-
y tion of a water sector that has simply not kept up with modern demand, and which is already facing signifi- fifi
f cant increases in demand in terms of
house building over the last 20 years.”
Back in Basingstoke, council lead- ers are to meet South East Water’snew CEO next week to demand answers on when the vital pipeline will be built, and what level of housing water built, and what level of housing water supplies can support. Harvey said the council wanted to support a sustain- able level of housing but argued it was impossible to build homes while the infrastructure that made those homes liv able was starved of funding.
“Roads, schools, GP surgeries and now, most fundamentally of all, water – the investment that should have built the Surrey Hills pipeline, upgraded the treatment works, and ended reliance on the crum- bling Greywell source was instead bling Greywell source was instead siphoned off
to shareholders and ff ff executives,” he said.
“Now the bill has come due. This is what decades of water privatisation and successive governments’ failure delivers: a water company caught between a regulator that won’t fund the infrastructure and an envi- ronment that can no longer sustain the abstraction,” Harvey added.
Nick Price, head of water resources for South East Water, said: “We understand and appreciate the level of urgency surrounding the issues of water security and infrastruc- ture delivery in the district. We are reviewing and progressing options to reduce the risk to customers and the environment as quickly as possible.”
A government spokesperson said: “We will build the homes this coun- try needs and our water delivery taskforce will make sure that this is not constrained by water capacity … Water companies have a duty to plan and deliver the infrastructure needed for new homes, and we’re working with areas like Cambridge and Bas-
sharks surge as climate crisis drives them north
Oliver Milman
The largest tagged male great white shark in the Atlantic Ocean has been identified off fifi the coast of the US and ff ff
f Canada amid a surge in sightings of sharks that are increasingly shifting their movement patterns due to over- heating of the oceans.
The great white shark, named Con-
tender, is nearly 14ft long and weighs
more than 1,650lb . It ha d been pinged
in several locations off North Carolina
and Maine in the US as it headed
north , with its last known location
off Nova Scotia in Canada on 11 July.
ff
ff
Contender is the largest male ever tagged in the Atlantic by the shark research organisation Ocearch , which attached a satellite tag to its dorsal fin in January last year . The giant fifi predator, thought to be 30 years old, shuttles between Florida and Canada in his seasonal migrations. Ocearch said it was confi dent that Contender, fi fi named after a research boat, was now summering in Canada.
The identification of the shark’s fifi movements comes as the number of sightings ha s risen in locations including New York and Califor-
f nia . There have been 16 sightings of sharks in July off Rockaway Beach in New York City, a situation that has spurred some nervousness. “It’s a little scary,” one beachgoer told NBC.
Scientists point out that while the chance of being attacked by a shark remains very small, rising ocean temperatures caused by the human- driven climate crisis are altering the range of several shark species, some- times bringing them closer to where people swim or surf .
“We are seeing evidence of a
f northward movement because of the warming waters, and that means more chances to see sharks,” said Shannon Barry , a researcher at the Florida Institute of Technology who led recent research that found bull sharks ha d moved up the east coast.
“Bull sharks are defi nitely going fi fi to be more near shore,” she said. “ There is a potential increase in human-shark interactions as they are moving into places where people go to swim and fish.” fifi This prospect does concern some people, Barry acknowledged, but she added that it was more striking that the morphing composition of the oceans was causing such a change.
The global water surface temper- ature hit a record high last month, the latest in the string of recent heat records as the ocean – which soaks up 90% of the excess heat caused by the burning of fossil fuels – rapidly warms up and acidifies . A developing fifi El Ni ño, a periodic climatic event, is also driving up ocean temperatures.
Most sharks venture northwards as the oceans warm up and prey species distribution changes, though the extra heat may soon become so extreme that great white sharks face the risk of fatally overheating, researchers recently warned .
“The reaction should be concern- ing because we can see sharks are
▼ The 14ft long, 1,650lb great white shark researchers named Contender is being tracked via a satellite tag on its dorsal fin fifi PHOTOGRAPH: OCEARCH
▲ Great white sharks are moving closer to shore areas where they can come into contact with people
PHOTOGRAPH: NAUTILUS CREATIVE/GETTY/ISTOCK
the canary in the coalmine to this problem,” Barry said.
“Bull sharks generally hang out in south Florida and the Bahamas and now we are seeing them mov- ing. That is something that people can see and think: ‘ Oh, I can see the effect of climate change there.’” ffe ff
Last month a man visiting a beach in Florida said he was bitten on the foot by a shark, resulting in the loss of a “whole lot of blood” . But there is little evidence of an increase in such incidents and attacks on people
remain rare, with only 65 unprovoked shark bites recorded worldwide last year, with 25 of the m in the US.
By contrast, humans kill about 100m sharks a year – by tangling them in fi shing nets or catching them for fifi sport, food or the shark fin trade. fi fi Barry said removing sharks could damage whole marine ecosystems . “Seeing a lot of sharks is usually a good thing. It means the surround- ing food web is healthy,” she added.
Conservation measures and increased surveillance mean some shark numbers are recovering , according to the marine ecologist Neil Hammerschlag , who is the executive director of the Florida-based Shark Research Foundation .
However, he said global heating was pushing them into places they had not been seen before.
“We are seeing tiger sharks, for example, moving north of Cape Cod [in Massachusetts] and previously that would be very, very rare,” he said. “Still, fear of sharks shouldn’t deter anyone from enjoying the ocean. Sharks generally don’t want to be around people . They try to avoid us. We are like aliens to them.”
However, Hammerschlag added that humans were “just visitors to the ocean and we should be shark aware ”.
This includes not wearing shiny jewellery in the water, which can jewellery in the water, which can resemble the scales of a fish, or swimming at dusk or when there is an unusual amount of fish activity. fifi
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Read
A brutal tale of
TikTok-friendly
Scottish gangsters,
firebombings,
fi
and murders
marking the peak
of a 25-year feud
Now could the
war really be over?
▼ Steven Lyons in Bali, Indonesia, where he was arrested in March after an Interpol deportation request
PHOTOGRAPH: SONNY TUMBELAKA/AFP
Flamenco bo
t was a warm evening in Fuengirola on the Costa del Sol last year when two Scottish men met a violent end. The punters of Monaghans seafront bar had barely finished fifi watching the Champions League Final on 8 June when a car pulled up outside.
A masked gunman emerged and headed to the table of 46-year-old Eddie Lyons Jr, shooting him point blank . The assassin turned the gun on Lyons’ friend, the bar’s owner Ross Monaghan, 43, but it jammed. Grainy CCTV captured Monaghan racing inside the bar, pursued by the gunman, and falling to the ground, where he was shot three times while crawling on his hands and knees.
This double murder in a public place was the apex of 25 bloody years of feuding between two Glasgow families and their allies in organised crime . These were the most untouchable gang in Scotland, the Lyons, and their bitter rivals, the Daniels.
But last month police said they had noticed a lull in violence coming out of the criminal underworld . Could Scotland’s most deadly criminal war be over?
After a particularly unpleasant six-month spell of attacks and firebombings across “the length fifi and breadth” of Scotland, there had been “a clear and obvious downturn of activity”, Police Scotland said.
and organised crime community ,” the force wrote in an update to the Scottish Police Authority. Police Scotland will not comment on whether they intervened to mediate, though this is a known police tactic in other forces .
Karyn McCluskey, the pioneer behind Scotland’s Violence Reduction Unit, said in this case it was more likely that the gangs changed their approach in response to heat from the police. “If you’re a good organised crime group, you don’t commit violence, because that’s just what brings the police down on you.”
A total of 64 people were arrested in less than a year, the Police Scotland report said, following 84 incidents of violence. Search and arrest warrants
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recovered seven firearms and fi fi “assorted weapons” and more than 90 safeguarding plans were put in place to protect vulnerable members of the public caught up in the feud.
Police were also given a boost when – between March and June 2020 – offi cers in 13 European ffi ffi countries infiltrated an encrypted fifi communications service called EncroChat , used by crime bosses and their subordinates all over the world. The breach allowed police to investigate figures at the very fi fi top of the underworld, watching them ordering drugs, weapons or assassinations in real time.
As of 2023, the hack was responsible for 6,558 arrests worldwide, including more than 3,000 in Britain . Defendants are still appearing in front of judges month after month based on evidence gathered from EncroChat.
The origins of this very specific fifi feud can be traced back 25 years and have been compared to the plot of a gangster movie, somewhere between the Godfather and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels . In 2001, a £20,000 stash of drugs belonging to the Daniel clan was stolen by associates of the Lyons family, including, it is suspected, a teenage Monaghan and Eddie Lyons Jr.
This did not go down well with the Daniels’ patriarch, Jamie Daniel, a highly territorial scrap- metal dealer who turned his hand to dealing heroin, eventually building a criminal empire. He was someone people knew not to cross. He was linked to beatings and a sniper murder of a rival drug dealer, a crime still technically unsolved.
“He had the reputation of being one or two steps ahead of the police and pretty much untouchable ,” said the former detective inspector David Moran , in a 2018 documentary.
It was Kevin “Gerbil” Carroll who did a lot of the dirty work, and his increasing hubris began to pour fuel on an already roaring fire. Around 2005, amid a spate fifi of gangland killings, Glasgow was labelled the murder capital of the UK. Police were handing out dozens of threat to life warnings, known as Osman warnings , to gang members and their families every year.
Carroll, Jamie Daniel’s son- in-law and chief enforcer, was volatile and notorious for his “alien abduction” kidnap and torture routine, where his victims were often found at night injured and in their underwear claiming to have no memory of what happened to them. In 2006, in revenge for being shot, he desecrated the grave of the eight-year-old son of Eddie Lyons S r , something that appeared to cross a line.
▲ The family and associates of Kevin ‘Gerbil’ Carroll, below right, at his Glasgow funeral in 2010. Right, Steven ‘Bonzo’ Daniel, who took over the Daniel gang in 2016
PHOTOGRAPH: MIRRORPIX; SPINDRIFT
organised crime group doesn’t commit violence. That’s just what brings the police’
innocent member of the Lyons family, 21-year-old Michael Lyons.
A judge described the attack as a “cold-blooded, premeditated execution”, before handing out the longest jail terms in Scottish legal history to the men responsible – 32 and 35 years in prison.
Next came a murder so audacious it would cause reverberations across the Scottish criminal underworld that are still felt to this day. In January 2010 Carroll was shot dead by two masked men in a busy Asda car park in Robroyston . He was in the back of a three-door Audi, and his associates in the front seats ran, leaving him a sitting duck, to be shot 13 times in the head and chest.
William “Buff” Paterson became ff ff the key suspect . During the trial, his defence read a list of 99 people who had reasons to want Carroll dead. Despite this, Paterson was convicted of the murder.
When the patriarch Jamie Daniel died of cancer in 2016 without leaving an obvious successor, the role of mob boss fell – somewhat uneasily, some say – on the shoulders of his nephew, Steven “Bonzo” Daniel, who became a primary target for the Lyons.
He is known for distinctive scarring across his face, caused by a 2017 machete and meat cleaver attack so severe his jaw detached, his nose was nearly severed and his tongue shredded. It is said that he survived only because the attack happened close to a hospital .
He was taking over at a time of great change in organised crime . Gangs began to enter uncharted territory, moving operations to the dark web and fi nding new fi fi partnerships overseas. Unlike previous generations who lived relatively modestly and conducted their business semi-privately, these TikTok-friendly gangsters were living outwardly glamorous lifestyles in exotic locations, photographed with Botox, filler and fifi Turkey teeth.
Steven Lyons was expanding the family’s business from Spain and later Dubai, forging links with Ireland’s largest gang, the Kinahans , through his associate Ross “Miami” McGill – formerly leader of the Rangers’ “ Union Bears” ultras who now leads a young Scottish enforcer gang called Tamo Junto. He is on the run.
Members of Tamo Junto, and a Daniels-aligned group calling themselves the A-Team, have posted anonymous TikTok videos each ridiculing the deaths of major gangland figures such as Carroll , fifi Monaghan and Eddie Lyons Jr. They have taunted each other with threats in the style of memes, as they mete out violence on the ground, posting film s of attacks and fifi firebombings online. fifi
Steven Lyons’ links to the Kinahan cartel would be his undoing. Detectives working on information gathered during the EncroChat breach targeted the Kinahans’ money manager, Johnny Morrissey and, as a result gathered enough evidence on Steven Lyons to arrest him, his wife and more than a dozen other key fi gures this fi fi year.
Lyons’ arrest and the assassination of his brother and Monaghan were a “decapitation” of the powerful Lyons gang, the former Police Scotland superintendent Martin Gallagher said. He said the downturn in violence observed by police represented a shift in thinking among those remaining.
“Things are just falling into place with what the new normal will be . Although that doesn’t look like crime occurring to the general public – so nobody’s house is being set on fi re, no lorry is being driven fi fi through somebody’s front door, as has occurred – that means they’re focusing on what they want to do to make money, which is import drugs .”
“There’s still crime happening,
it’s just not as obvious, and they’re
not trying to bump each other off.”
ff .
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Last week, police found a
cocaine stash worth £1.7m in
Moodiesburn , a village on the
outskirts of Glasgow. A 34-year-old
man has been charged.
Graeme Pearson, a former police offi cer and Labour MSP, said: ffi ffi “The business is too lucrative to suddenly die overnight. It’s like running a seam of gold. If you know the gold’s there, you’ll keep going back to it.”
just a billionaire who could build us a bunker Lucy Mangan
Monday As I read the headlines about Europe on fi re, and imagine – or is it fi fi true ? – I can smell the smoke from the Suffolk wildfi ffo ff re that is currently fi fi encroaching on a nuclear power facility a county away from me, I gotta tell you I’m remembering the wisdom of a friend who told me years ago that she wasn’t aiming to buy a house but a helicopter. “Because,” said Sarah, gesturing around us, “it’s going to be no good trying to get across floodwaters or flfl dusty plains or great drifts of virus- ridden corpses. You’re going to need to go up.”
However , I have noticed a trend emerging amongst the true oracles, the true bellwethers of society – our lady fi lm stars. The likes of Reese Witherspoon, Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Garner are all taking up not with fellow stars but financiers fifi – usually tech financiers – who fifi are the very richest of the rich. And you know what this means. It means that they do not have just helicopter money (even a lady film fifi star has helicopter money) – they have bunker money.
The parameters have subtly shifted. The dream is not lifelong luxury in a mansion . It is survival in subterranean safety with whoever can fund it. I now have to decide between buying a helicopter or marrying a bunkerman. I hope I haven’t left it too late.
Tuesday Sex toy retailer Pulse & Cocktails has taken over Little Chef. This is an unhappy sentence. But it is, alas, true. Or rather, it is true that Pulse & Cocktails has taken over the service station chain’s former venues, in order to allow its customers more privacy.
PHOTOGRAPHS: JEFF J MITCHELL/GETTY; SIMON JONES/AFP/ GETTY; TAYFUN SALCI
Going for the Burn-man! Geddit? Burn- man? No?
I have many questions. One, have drivers to Kettering never heard of the internet? Two, is selling roadside gimp masks really more profitable than hash browns fi fi and American-style pancakes? Am I so detached from the national appetite? And three, and most importantly – what is going on with this name? Pulse & Cocktails? It’s terrible. Rhythmically awful and in its evocations, worse. “Pulse” suggests checking for one and unless this is a terrifically fifi niche roadside sex shop (and again, I would point you to the fi nancial viability issue with fi fi which we are already struggling in an interwebbed world), is not a fabulously sexy opener. And “cocktails” is – meh.
Pulse & Cocktails suggests that you are throwing one in the face of the unresponsive body upon which you, for reasons best known to yourself, have designs. Or am I missing a pun? There should surely be a pun here. And no, the fi rst syllable of “cocktails” is not fi fi enough. Answers, of a semantic nature only, on a postcard to the usual address, please.
Wednesday Train drivers across the country are considering strike action over a lack of loo facilities. Now look. Up the working man and all that, but let’s extend that.
I am travelling by train a lot at the moment and I think it’s time customers got a turn. What is the equivalent of customers striking until we get not just working toilets but – this is a vital detail – guaranteed working toilets?
As someone who needs to wee about every 12 minutes, each time I step on to a train, I also step into a vortex of anxiety and unknowns. And do you know what anxiety isn’t good for? Yes, exactly.
We can’t withhold our journeys – we need to get to places. We can’t withhold our fares because we’d get very arrested and still not get to our places. I’m on the cusp of suggesting just protest- weeing where you sit if there isn’t a working convenience conveniently
Fighting? Or the other thing? You’ve got one second to decide!
close by, but I think I’m edging too near niche Little Chef territory again, so we’ll stop here.
Thursday A hiker in Montana’s Beartooth mountains made a 10-mile, six- hour descent after being impaled through the chest by his walking pole, rather than call out the rescue team. “I’m pretty confident fifi this is outside my chest wall,” 32-year-old David Cifaldi told the two friends he was crossing the Froze-to-Death Plateau (no, really) on the way to Granite Peak, with the 44-inch (110cm) metal stick piercing his torso.
Now, Cifaldi is a nurse, but “I’m pretty confident this 44-inch metal fi fi stick that entered under my left arm and came out of my back isn’t going to move and kill me, so let’s tra-la-la down this ice-covered mountain to save everyone’s time and resources” is still a ballsy move. If this guy’s got bunker money too, I think he could be The One.
Friday
This week I have spent a lovely
afternoon playing with and
kissing the delectable face off a
ff
ff
friend’s baby, picked nearly seven
homegrown tomatoes from my
garden and defrosted the fridge.
Am I … Am I a tradwife now? On
the one hand, I have quite enjoyed
myself. On the other, I don’t
believe in God, am too short for
prairie dresses, and when I bake
I kill people.
Tradwives obsess me. The convolutions of the thought processes involved. Celebrating traditional domesticity while moneti sing every moment of it in the most modern way possible. Doting on a brood of children who are being raised the old-fashioned way while being paraded on the internet. Selling a vision of effortless ease and fulfi ffo ff lment fifi while keeping a schedule that periodically puts you in bed with exhaustion (as the leader of the tradwife pack, Hannah Neeleman , once mentioned).
Ostentatiously deferring to your husband while building an empire that rests entirely on your work, talents and looks and would disappear overnight without you. Amazing. Women – not for the first time, I feel – we really need fifi to get together and talk about a few things.
US/CHINA
US bans China-made humanoid robots The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced a ban on humanoid robots from China on Tuesday, saying that the technology poses “unacceptable risks” to the United States’s national security.
The FCC defi nes the banned robots as “advanced robotic devices”, which include humanoids and animal-like quadrupeds.
“Advanced robotic devices collect data that could be leveraged by malign actors to surveil Americans, enhance the capabilities of foreign intelligence services, or to remotely commandeer the robots,” FCC officials wrote . ffi ffi Humanoid robots, topped with AI-enabled “brains”, are forecast by some analysts for broad adoption in consumer and industrial arenas .
UGANDA
Government funds £9m in aid to ease famine The government launched emergency food relief distribution after at least 19 deaths from hunger were reported in an area of prolonged drought in the east of the country.
A crisis has been building in the Karamoja region as crops have failed without rain , leaving the region’s 1.5 million people facing acute food shortages and rising malnutrition.
In the fi rst large-scale fi fi operation organised by the government after the funding void left by aid cuts, authorities announced plans to distribute relief food procured using a 45bn shilling (£9m) emergency funding allocation .
KEN YA
Cyanide may be cause of 15 elephant deaths The deaths of 15 elephants near a park in southern Kenya were likely caused by the animals ingesting pesticides used on nearby tomato farms, the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS) said.
Erustus Kanga, the agency’s director general , told Citizen TV that analysis of samples collected from the carcasses had found traces of cyanide, a chemical compound used in farming as a predator control poison and a pest fumigant .
The deaths occurred in the Kimana sanctuary and Kuku Group ranch around Amboseli national park , an area home to more than 1,600 elephants.
Kimana town is a leading tomato producer and a place where researchers at the Route to Food Initiative , a food rights programme, have previously reported the use of a cyanide substance on the crop.
EN VIRONMEN T 4
Organic eggs are worse for climate, warns report Organic eggs are twice as bad for the climate as eggs from chickens living in cages, research suggests.
According to the study, switching the UK’s entire egg production to an organic free-range model would lead to greenhouse gas emissions equivalent to 2,316,000 tonnes of CO2 (tCO2e), while production through a fully caged system would emit 1,184,000 tCO2e.
This is because organic free-range models need more chickens for the same number of eggs produced, as birds living in cages tend to be more efficient. ffi ffi However, the study used data from 2009- 10, which the researchers acknowledged as a limitation .
The research also did not take into account other environmental impacts such as pesticides or biodiversity.
that was
GERMAN Y
Offi cials call for tighter ffi ffi laws after Pride attack German offi cials called for a ffi ffi tightening of laws for known extremists after a deadly attack in Berlin on one of Europe’s biggest Pride parades last weekend, as the far right seeks to mobilise outraged voters .
The anti-migration Alternative für Deutschland (AfD) accused the government of failing to tackle Islamist radicalism on German soil .
Abdul Ballout, a 21-year-old German national with Lebanese roots , is believed to have rammed a van into a crowd in Tiergarten park , next to the annual LGBTQ+ celebrations .
After the vehicle crashed into a tree, Ballout allegedly attacked people with a large knife. A 65-year-old Polish woman died and 29 others were injured.
Percentage that Apple stock has risen by this yea ,beco go y year, becoming only the second company to pass the $5tn (£3.78bn) valuation mark on Tuesday. It came amid a sell-off of AI stocks driven by concerns about AI companies’ borrowing to fund datacentre expansion
UNITED KINGDOM 6
3m watch club cricketer apparently dupe umpire A row has erupted in the normally friendly world of English club cricket after footage went viral of alleged cheating, with the video shared more than 3m times.
The North Yorkshire and South Durham Cricket League now has clickgate – or, as it has been christened online, “Clicky Ponting” – a play on the name of the former Australian captain Ricky Ponting.
The league has promised a full investigation in response to a complaint made after a match between Saltburn 2nd XI and Norton 2nd XI.
A video posted on social media show s a fielder fi fi apparently clicking his fingers fifi as the batter goes for the ball. He has been accused of trying to trick the umpire into thinking the ball clipped the edge of the bat before being caught.
RUSSIA/NORTH KOREA
Countries’ first road link fi fi is near completion The first road link ever built fifi between Russia and North Korea is close to completion, amid concerns it is being built to boost military cooperation in the Ukraine war.
The bridge spans the Tumen River , between Tumangang in North Korea and Khasan in Russia’s far east . North Korea fi nished its side of the project fifi ahead of a planned opening on 19 June, but Russia has fallen behind and no new opening date has been confirmed. fifi Russian and North Korean authorities say the project is intended to expand trade and tourism. However, a new investigation by a Ukrainian human rights group suggests it is intended to provide a discreet military logistics corridor. The new crossing runs alongside the Friendship Bridge, the only rail link between the two countries.
CANADA 8
Holidays to US replaced by trips elsewhere Canadians spent C$3.3bn (£1.75bn) less on travel to the US in 2025 than in the previous year, as Donald Trump’s hostile policies towards his northern neighbour continue to incur an economic cost, new government data shows.
The research also indicates that Canadians have replaced US vacations with other international destinations .
“Following the change in the US administration in early 2025 and the implementation of America First policies, Canadian travel sentiment shifted abruptly,” said the report published by Statistics Canada .
Total US travel spending in 2025 amounted to C$18.8bn, down from C$22.1bn in 2024.
The amount of time, in minutes, that a handful of visitors to Stonehenge will be allowed to get up close to the monument this month, instead of from a distance behind a rope cordon. The lucky people will be chosen at random
JAPAN
Earthquake death toll continues to rise The death toll from the powerful earthquake that hit Japan on Tuesday rose to at least 30 by Thursday, as the search for survivors trapped in a badly damaged shopping centre, paper mill and collapsed homes across the south-west of the country continues. The 6.8-magnitude quake, which struck Kumamoto prefecture on the island of Kyushu, injured at least 62 people, according to the prefectural government.
Almost 5,000 Self-Defence Forces (SDF) personnel faced temperatures of up to 35C on Thursday, offi cials said, adding ffi ffi that a 5.8-magnitude aftershock overnight had further hampered the rescue efforts. ffo ff The Japanese prime minister, Sanae Takaichi , said rescue workers faced a “race against time” to reach people trapped in rubble.
SP ORT 10
Amin’s boxer grandson gets KO for head-butt The Commonwealth Games debut of Idi Amin’s grandson ended in ignominy as the boxer was disqualifi ed for head- fi fi butting his English opponent – and then launched a bitter verbal assault on the referee.
Aziz Abdul, a 25-year-old from Uganda, refused to speak to a journalist afterwards because of what he had written about the tyrannical dictator.
“No, not you,” Abdul told the man from the Press Association. “I don’t like you.” A Ugandan team offi cial quickly clarifi ffi ffi ed: fifi “It is because of the things you said about his grandad.”
Abdul insisted before his super-heavyweight fight in fi fi Glasgow, Scotland, that his w, w grandfather’s achievements “had inspired me” .
Abdul is also known as Aziz Ringo after his self-titled signature punch .
The potential value, in US dollars, of Fifa’s plan to sell off stakes in the World Cup to private investors. The Fifa president, Gianni Infantino, is asking 211 member football associations to back his plans, but Uefa and the FA are among those who have criticised the proposal
Europe’s wildfire fi s and the climate emergency
Bill McGuire, the Guardian Such is the astonishing scale of the wildfires burning fifi at the gates of Bordeaux and Madrid, that if they had happened 20 – even 10 – years back, they may well have shocked the world into taking action on the climate crisis. But like the proverbial frog in a pot of slowly heating water, we have become inured; not only to the ever more devastating impacts of climate breakdown, but increasingly to the actions needed to bring global heating to heel. Even as more than 35,000 wildfi res rage across the surface of our world, fi fi and as we continue to rewind our planet’s climate so it resembles hotter episodes from its distant past, governments and trading blocs are very deliberately turning away from climate action. This isn’t yet an apocalyptic reversal of the majority of climate commitments, as the continuity of countless other climate policies testifies. We are, however, at an fifi especially critical period: if we don’t want backsliding on climate action to continue, we have to act now.
Tim Stanley, the Telegraph I’m coming to the view that the Online Right is going wrong, eschewing compassion or charm, talking itself into corners of angry irrelevance. Take climate change. This is no longer a matter of speculation: the wildfires of Europe, pitiless and persistent, are the fifi way we live now. They might be started by an idiot with a Zippo but long, hot summers deprive the soil of moisture, making them infinitely worse. Global fifi warming – yes, we can call it that – is killing things conservatives claim to love. Farming. Rural tradition. Millions of French chickens, the poor things practically boiled alive. Europe is thought to have lost around 10 million tons of forecast grain production last month, which might mean greater imports (boo!) and higher prices (hiss!). Capitalism does not thrive in an apocalypse. It is bizarre that while the politics of agriculture has focused on invidious taxes, the actual business is threatened by a phenomenon that some bloggers still think is a hoax.
Pilar Mera, El País Fire has been present for as long as we can remember, b but not in this context of explosive voracity. When the new normal consists of sandwiching brief waves of usual temperatures between tsunamis of terrifying heat, when the combination of extreme elements is no longer an anomaly but a daily reality, when we witness thousands of evacuations and fires that fifi are almost impossible to extinguish, we cannot stubbornly insist that everything remains the same. Prevention continues to be key, but small gestures are no longer enough. We need what we see working in firefi fifi ghting: multiplying resources, coordinating fifi action across different levels of government, and ffe ff ensuring that each authority exercises and funds the responsibilities that belong to it. We also know what does not work. Denying the problems.
Film Spider-Man: Brand New Day In cinemas now ★★★☆☆
super-hero from web of generic action
Just a few weeks ago, Tom Holland was telling us that his role as Telemachus in Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey was his “last chance to play a boy”. Well, now Holland is back as the supposedly scrappy, gawky, arachnid young superhero Spider-Man. Not Spider-Boy admittedly, and these days Holland is actually a chunkier and more stacked Spidey than previously, flexing some pretty serious biceps. flfl He is maturing in the role. But is the role maturing with him?
The point is that this film is fifi a reset. At the end of the last movie, Spider-Man: No Way Home, courtesy of Dr Strange’s colossal psychic powers – which might have come in handy in this episode incidentally, part of the narrative-universe inconsistency that you just have to overlook – Peter Parker was able to erase everyone’s knowledge that he is, in fact, Spider-Man . That included his goofy best friend Ned Leeds (Jacob Batalon) and more to the point, the love of his life MJ (Zendaya).
started, adored by New Yorkers for crime-fighting as Spider-Man, fifi living in a scuzzy single room with all his screens and tech gear, his secret identity a secret once more, but pining for the people he loves. And he’s not getting any younger. How much of a “brand new day” is this?
In this fi lm Spidey has to tackle fi fi a sinister new entity that appears to be possessing the bodies of important people around town – starting with the villainous Scorpion (Michael Mando) – with a view to attacking and infiltrating fifi a key government unit – the department of Damage Control run by Bill Metzger, played by the excellent Tramell Tillman (from TV’s Severance). It is a disquieting new development that coincides with unprecedented new physical and mental health issues for Parker. He has headaches, and these appear to be taking our hero to what I can only describe as the David Cronenberg zone.
To tackle these inner and outer crises, Parker/Spidey has to consult Black Widow (an amusing cameo from Florence Pugh), who talks to him while reclining in a plunge pool in which shy Spidey joins her while wearing his mask and also underpants. He also has to seek advice from ageing academic Dr Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) AKA ff a ff the Hulk, a revived acquaintance which ends in chaos. And Spider- Man also fi nds himself in a fractious frenmity-bromance with the highly strung tough guy Frank “Punisher” Castle, whose life he once saved, played by Holland’s Odyssey castmate Jon Bernthal.
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▲Rekindling the fl ame … Spider-Man (Tom Holland) and Zendaya (MJ)
PHOTOGRAPH: CTMG/PA
her making out with her new boyfriend. So Holland has some very big, even slightly shocking scenes with Zendaya – another Odyssey cast member, in fact. These are encounters that hold out the painful hope that Parker can somehow rekindle the fl ame, and fl fl somehow fi nd happiness while pursuing his lonely vocation.
Zendaya saves this film. She fifi rescues it from silliness and the generic deja vu overfamiliarity that is always threatening to sink it. Something in MJ’s civilian status, her non-superhero identity, brings Zendaya’s grownup acting presence to the fore in ways denied to everyone else on screen, including Holland. Her naturally relaxed style and self-possession give the proceedings a boost, especially with the flash of transgressive flfl sexuality that she shows us at one moment. Director Destin Daniel Cretton gets the best out of her.
Otherwise, things are the same in Spideyworld, in ways that we will recognise with affectionate ffe ff exasperation. As ever, Spider-Man can swing through the air across Manhattan without the overhead horizontal plane that his web would surely need to attach to, even in non-built-up areas (although he might be using power lines). And Spider-Man: Brand New Day, like all MCU movies, always gravitates towards apocalyptic but weirdly temporary destruction in the digitally confected big city. It’s an entertaining spectacle, but really without the novelty of iterations like the more experimental Spider- Verse animations. A more radical reboot is needed. Peter Bradshaw
Photography Portrait of a City Dulwich Picture Gallery, London ★★★★☆
America in all its grime, grit and glory
Here is a contemplative but gripping show that traces two intersecting developments: the construction of the modern urban environment and the language of photography. Focusing on works from era- defi ning photographers of the 20th fi fi century made in cities across the US, it begins with the pictorialist pioneers of New York, Alfred Stieglitz and Edward Steichen, and keeps moving through masterpieces, starting with early examples of social documentary photography: Dorothea Lange’s Migrant Mother and White Angel Breadline, and Lewis Hine’s emblematic portrait of the high- steel ironworker Victor “Frenchy” Gosselin during the construction of the Empire State Building.
All the greats are here: Ilse Bing, Mary Ellen Mark, Diane Arbus, Saul Leiter, Richard Avedon . Many of the photographers in the fi rst part of the fi fi exhibition trained as painters, and it shows in the glorious attentiveness to composition and light. Aaron Siskind’s Harlem Document reflects fl fl the infl uence of his friendships with Rothko and Kline, searching in Harlem’s torn posters and peeling paint for his own kind of abstract expression that also created a new photographic language for social protest.
Images of solitary figures against fi fi
▼ The Damm Family in Their Car by Mary Ellen Mark (1987) Ma M
PHOTOGRAPH: MARY ELLEN MARK/MARY ELLEN MARK FOUNDATION
the immensity of the city recur. Louis Faurer’s 1949 Looking at the RCA Building at Rockefeller Center says it all – a figure in a fedora looks fifi towards a building so mighty it fills fifi the whole frame.
At night, a city’s tensions rise to the surface and all the weirdos come out. The highlights are the images that revel in this, such as Weegee’s sensationalist snapshots of New York after dark, depicting murders, awful accidents and the odd moments only a city can yield .
There is a work of achingly simple genius by Roy DeCarava: Hallway is a photograph of an empty corridor in a tenement building in Harlem, much like the one the artist grew up in. It’s lit dimly by a single bulb, almost entirely swallowed by shadows, as the lines of the walls draw your eye in . DeCarava’s claustrophobic image makes you feel what it is to stand in that space. He fi nds richness and expressivity in the colour black, as complex, volumetric and varied as any other hue.
The exhibition retells the American narrative of the city – almost all of the photographers here are first- or second-generation fifi European immigrants. It also shows how photography became a way for artists to deal with the overwhelming nature of the city, to try to take hold of it, to make it their own . And it is about the multiplicity of quiet-but-dazzling instants that happen every day. Like Peter Hujar’s Richie, standing to reflect for a second in the rain on a flfl New York street at night, raindrops glimmering on a car windscreen.
We move through the 60s and 70s, when the hair gets hipper and politics get more intense, and end up on the subway, engulfed by 1980s Leica shots that Bruce Davidson made on New York’s graffiti-covered ffi ffi trains. Here we’re in motion again, in the place where city life collides across culture, age, race and class. People go to work, fall asleep, fall in love, fi ght. The crimson light of sunset skies bathes the carriages in a beautiful, sensuous glow. The train keeps moving. And the unstoppable city remains in maddening, merciless motion. Charlotte Jansen Until 4 October Until 4 October
Theatre Cleansed Almeida , London ★★★★☆
brutal vision resonates with our time
Sarah Kane was much berated for thegraphic violence in her plays, but critics beware: if you choose to scold playwrights for blood-letting and grotesque acts of human cruelty, you would surely have to condemn the Greeks, the Grand Guignol and Shakespeare, too.
Perhaps it’s the in-yer-face nature of Kane’s gore that offends. Certainly ff e ff in this 1998 play there is no flinching flfl from horror . “Death isn’t the worst thing they can do to you,” a character says, and his words are illustrated by the rapes and mutilations that follow.
There are so many ways in which
a revival of Cleansed can go wrong.
It is notoriously diffi cult to stage,
ffi
ffi
with directions that require rats to
walk away with amputated limbs,
and gigantic sunflowers to explode
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Classical CBSO/Yamada Royal Albert Hall, London oy o ★★★★☆
meets Adams’ monumental minimalism
▲The furthest extremities of pain ... Pearl Chanda as Grace
PHOTOGRAPH: MARC BRENNER
from the fl oor. So it is courageous of director Rebecca Frecknall to take it on, but the gamble pays off, ff , ff both in its terrible resonance in our violent world and in her formidable creative accomplishment.
Set in a university that evokes a concentration camp, Cleansed was part of an unrealised trilogy on war that began with Blasted, a response to the conflict in Bosnia in the fl fl 1990s. Watching Frecknall’s potent production, you are reminded of all the wars before and since. Tinker (Leo Bill) is the torturer . He is ostensibly unimposing, personifying Hannah Arendt’s banality, perhaps. He targets those deemed sexually aberrant, particularly two gay men, Rod (Parth Thakerar) and Carl (Luke Cinque-White). Is he motivated by power, a guiding principle or sheer sadism? It is never explained.
Frecknall oscillates between realism and a more poetic vein: when characters are in the furthest extremities of pain, their movements become a kind of expressive dance. The cruelty is draining to watch but, in a world in which violence is streamed on daily feeds, it re-sensitises us . And the play’s message is strangely romantic: the human need for love and beauty persists, as vital a force as violence – even for someone like Tinker. Until 29 August
American minimalism can punch and thrill, hypnotise and slow your pulse, but how often does it make you laugh? What a brilliant idea, then, from Kazuki Yamada and the City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra to pair John Adams’ formative 1980 epic Harmonium – a sonic wrestle with love and death and desire – with music by the wittiest, slipperiest, most self-puncturing composer in the business : Francis Poulenc.
It’s entirely typical that Poulenc
can’t even bring himself to call
a symphony a symphony. Any
delusions of grandeur are seen
off at the pass by diminutising his
ff
ff
1948 “Sinfonietta”, which unfolds
in a series of impeccably shaded
in a series of impeccably shaded
– the age of the oldest author longlisted for this year’s Booker. Should M John Harrison win for The End of Everything, he’ll be the prize’s oldest ever recipient
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Theatre
Love’s Labour’s Lost
Shakespeare’s Globe, London
★★★★☆
paella turn
a tricky play
into a fiesta
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The fact that Love’s Labour’s Lost is relatively unloved is due to this mid-1590s comedy being an early example of Shakespeare’s dramatic craft – an RSC online timeline lists it ninth in the 38 main attributed plays – and having an unusually inconclusive ending: the typical act five marry-go-round is suddenly fifi deferred for a year.
These problems mean even purists object less than usual to a solving directorial concept, and Indiana Lown-Collins ’s revival for Shakespeare’s Globe offers a ffe ff radical revision. Shakespeare has the Spanish kingdom of Navarre – where three young men have signed up to an early detox scheme, renouncing sex and food for meditation – visited by a princess of France and her retinue, who threaten their pledges. In this version, everyone is Spanish – a translation helped, in the summer of 26, by there being as many fans fl apping in the audience as in a flfl high -season Madrid street caf e.
Adieu becomes adios, with some other English words translated – a repast is specified to be paella – and fifi the action inflected by fl flfl amenco fl fl dance and song. The hunting of a deer in the original becomes a b bullfight, spectacularly danced by fifi Pablo Egea as the tauran prey.
Dance and movement routines
Olé! … flamenco dancers Pablo fl fl Egea and Anita La Maltesa ge g
PHOTOGRAPH: TRISTRAM KENTON/THE GUARDIAN
and textured dances, marches and melodies that thumb their nose at anything so dutiful as development.
Lucid and urbane, Yamada’s Poulenc was impeccable . When the music has this many punchlines you have to play it absolutely straight; all the more essential, because there was a riotous coda to come in the form of Poulenc’s Concerto for Two Pianos. Dutch duo the Jussen brothers, who have been playing it since they were teenage prodigies, bounded on for their Proms debut in matching suits and flung themselves flfl at this naughty musical satire with irrepressible rhythmic energy. Two heads nodded vigorously from either side of the stage, fingers fl fifi ying fl fl as one: enormously stylish fun.
regularly stop the show, with the romantic longing and underlying violence of fl amenco reasonably fl fl reflecting the themes of the play. flfl The programme bills Carmen Igarza as choreographer and Vanessa Guevara as pre- hispanic movement consultant ; however this duet worked, they deserve to take a bow at the end of each performance.
Less happily, substantial rewriting introduces the fi gure of fi fi Elizabeth I amid the climactic anti- romantic interactions, including jokes about her sex life and vagina. Shakespeare’s play is filled with fifi bawdiness that this production always stands up: in the scene in which the three would-be abstinent men are disguised as Muscovites, they sport golden codpieces and nippled shoulder pads. However, had Shakespeare pricked his patron in the way this production adds, Love’s Labour’s Lost would have been his fi nal play . fi fi I’d be concerned about s tudents and tourists leaving the Globe admiring Shakespeare’s Elizabethan lèse-majesté .
But this production is, within its concept, generally a joy. Philip Arditti infl ects his cocky Berowne fl fl with libidinous dons from culture, and spars nicely with Bea Segura ’s sparky Rosaline . Alongside those responsible for movement and music, casting director Becky Paris should also win applause. Mark Lawson Until 13 September
A performance of Harmonium in Birmingham a few weeks ago lacked choral welly, but with the CBSO Chorus now bolstered by the Sydney Philharmonia Choirs we had the rippling textural canvas the Adams demands for this quasi-choral- concerto – voices treated as pulsing points of light in Negative Love; as an explosive, ululating jangle in Wild Nights. Central movement Because I could not stop for Death was the only sticking point, sagging where it should have held us rapt. But to demand electricity here is like asking for more pace in mile 22 of a marathon – a quibble in a frankly monumental achievement. Alexandra Coghlan On BBC Sounds until 12 October
TV review Furious Disney+ ★★★★☆
Electrifying serial killer thriller runs on current of female rage
Furious is well named. It is powered throughout its eight- episode run by an unfaltering current of female rage. It is the creation of Elizabeth Meriwether, who gave us last year’s astonishing Dying for Sex and 2022’s brisk, brilliant The Dropout . And it is is dominated by three complicated and fascinating female characters, played by Emmy Rossum, Lola Petticrew and Quincy Tyler Bernstine. A fantastic supporting cast and a dense, evocative script help make Furious television for grownups .
It opens with a man crawling across an apartment floor. A tiny flfl woman (Petticrew) in a Halloween cat mask watches him as she gathers sweets for a child at the door. “I’ll be back in a minute,” she says. Candy corn dispensed, she returns just as he has made it to the stairs. She injects him with something and lies down next to him to watch him die.
Rossum plays Alice Black, a former NYPD offi cer who left ffi ffi the force after her cop boyfriend assaulted her . Now she is manning the FBI tip line while she waits for a spot to open up in the sex crimes unit. When she gets a call from her remaining NYPD friend (Scoot McNairy) , who needs her help investigating the body on the stairs, Alice notices similarities with an old case and, as further bodies accrue, the detectives conclude they are on the hunt for that rare thing – a female serial killer.
What follows is partly a standard thriller, as they discover a sex traffi cking ring , and also a Killing ffi ffi Eve-like cat and mouse game, with a detective who comes to bond with her quarry. And not least, it’s a character drama that explores the diff erent ways in which reactions ff e ff to traumas can manifest .
There are plenty of harrowing scenes, but not the ones you would expect. There is little gore. We may be seeing the birth of a new subgenre of television drama; call it the Epstein thriller. Pre-him, and pre the revelations about his network of suppliers, enablers and participants, we might have thought the plot of Furious preposterous, sitting uneasily with its grimly realistic tone and emotional palette. Now it is a seamless, horrifying whole that asks how individuals survive such predators, how society survives such knowledge – and when we will become furious enough to do something . Lucy Mangan Lucy Mangan
Argos to three retail veterans in £120m deal
Joanna Partridge Sarah Butler
Sainsbury’s has agreed to sell the
w Argos retail chain for £120m to allow it to focus on its core food business.
The supermarket announced yes- terday it was selling the catalogue
shopping business to a trio of retail veterans, a decade after buying the company for more than £1bn .
Argos is being bought by Swift Partners, a new company established for the deal by Richard Pennycook – who used to run the Co-operative Group and turned around the Morri- sons supermarket chain – along with another former Morrisons executive, Trevor Strain , and Matt Truman, retail entrepreneur .
f Simon Roberts, Sainsbury’s chief executive , said it would be “busi- ness as usual” for staff , customers ff , ff and suppliers. “For Sainsbury’s, this is a further step forward in our strat- egy,” he said. “Having rebuilt the core strengths of our food business, this agreement allows us to focus all our resources and investment on the sig- nificant opportunities ahead .” fifi
Pennycook, who brings a long career in grocery retail to Argos, said: “We believe strongly in Argos’s future and see real opportunities
to invest and build on its progress. Argos’s combination – of a strong digi- tal business supported by standalone stores, stores inside Sainsbury’s and local fulfilment centres – gives it a fifi distinctive position in the market and an excellent platform for growth.”
Sainsbury’s shares rose by more than 3% on the news.
Pennycook has been credited with bringing Morrisons back from the brink after its takeover of Safe- way led to a collapse in profits and the fifi first loss in its history. Having joined fifi as financial director in 2005 , he set fifi about picking up the pieces from the botched integration, but missed out botched integration, but missed out twice on the top job and left in 2013 .
He then stepped in to lead the Co-op
this is a win-win. Each business will build on its strengths’
Group after its banking arm’s finan- fi fi cial problems were compounded by a tabloid sting that revealed drug use by the bank’s former chair Paul Flow- ers . Here Pennycook was also praised for rebuilding the company.
f Sainsbury’s bought Argos as part of the Home Retail Group – along with its other brands including Habitat – in early 2016 in a £1.3bn deal, in an effort to create a combined food and ffo ff non-food retailer to take on compa- nies such as Amazon and John Lewis.
However, Britain’s second largest supermarket has struggled to live up to its ambitions given its tight operating margins, at a time when consumers are watching their spend- ing closely . Roberts announced an intention to concentrate on a “food fi rst” strategy when he became the fifi boss of the chain in 2020 .
Sainsbury’s held discussions with a Chinese potential buyer for Argos last year but those talks collapsed .
The Swift deal is expected to be completed in early 2027 and the busi- nesses are likely to be fully separate by early 2029. Sainsbury’s said Argos by early 2029. Sainsbury’s said Argos would continue to trade in the normal way, with “long-term commercial agreements covering Argos stores in Sainsbury’s” as well as relating to its Nectar loyalty-card programme. Habitat products will still be sold by Sainsbury’s and Argos under a long- term brand-licensing arrangement.
Argos has more than 1,100 collec- tion points and operates out of more than 660 UK shops , about two-thirds of them in Sainsbury’s stores .
Roberts, who said he had been in talks with Swift for months, told reporters he was confi dent Argos now fi fi had the right owners : “ We really do think this is a win-win. Each business will be able to build on its strengths.”
Clive Black , a retail analyst at Sains- bury’s broker Shore Capital, said he bury’s broker Shore Capital, said he had always wondered whether Argos was “wholly aligned with and sym-
f metrical to the market positioning of the Sainsbury grocery business”. He said Argos had been a “sub optimal performer from a financial perspec- fi fi tive”, and the process of selling it had been “challenging and prolonged”.
Bally Auluk , a national officer at ffi ffi the shopworkers’ union Usdaw, said it welcomed “the commitment to keeping the model of store in stores, standalone stores and local fulfilment fi fi centres”, and called for any changes to be “handled fairly, transparently and in consultation with employees and their union representatives ”.
links to Putin-backing oligarch revealed
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ebruary 2014 saw thousands of “little green men” – Russian soldiers in unmarked uniforms – flood fl fl into Crimea, seizing control of military bases and infrastructure. Their arrival marked the opening salvo of Vladimir Putin’s annexation of the peninsula .
In the months that followed , Washington and Brussels imposed sanctions on a host of Putin allies for allegedly providing backing for the assault. Among them was Konstantin Malofeyev , a bushy-bearded media mogul whose far-right ultranationalist ideology has seen him called the “ Orthodox oligarch”.
Amid a western backlash, one powerful French family took a contrarian approach , extending the hand of friendship to Moscow and to Malofeyev. A month after European Union sanctions against Malofeyev took effect, Philippe ff e ff
and Nicolas de Villiers , the father- and-son team behind a globally renowned theme park company Puy du Fou , travelled to Yalta, Crimea’s historic Black Sea resort.
There, De Villiers senior and Putin discussed the French company’s plans for two new parks.
The venues, one of them in newly occupied Ukrainian territory, were to be a partnership with Malofeyev, and would “ highlight Russia’s history and the significance of Russia’s soul”. fifi In the end, those grand plans never bore fruit. Puy du Fou now has its sights set on other horizons. Within days, it is expected to win planning approval for a £600m park in rural Oxfordshire, complete with re-enactments, mock medieval castles, themed villages, hotels and restaurants.
But even as the company prepares to dramatise more than 1,000 years of British history, new evidence raises questions about the firm’s depiction of its own past. fifi
the partnership once EU sanctions were imposed in July 2014. But new documents seen by the Guardian indicate that the relations continued for months and may, according to experts, have tested the very limits of EU sanctions.
“ When I see the spiral of sanctions and counter-sanctions, I think European leaders are irresponsible,” Philippe de Villiers, then 65, told the French radio station RTL in August 2014. “I would gladly swap [French leaders François] Hollande and [Nicolas] Sarkozy for Putin,” he added.
A 34-year-old Nicolas put it more romantically. “ He [Putin] has sweet words and sweet eyes.”
Fresh from being charmed in Yalta, both men said their dream of expanding the business into Russia need not be derailed by the increasingly fraught relations between Moscow and the west.
New evidence seen by the Guardian off ers some insight into ff e ff the partnership they had been building. At least one park was to be named Tsargrad ( Imperial City), the same name that Malofeyev uses for his own media company.
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Nicolas de Villiers and Malofeyev had already signed a “term sheet” document governing a 50:50 venture called Puy du Fou Tsargrad, according to a document seen by the Guardian.
The timing of the agreement, signed on 12 July 2014, could not have been worse. On 30 July 2014, the Orthodox oligarch was placed under sanctions by the EU over his alleged financial backing for the fifi annexation of Crimea. Puy du Fou said the sanctions spelled the end of the partnership.
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The company said: “As the sanctions regime began to be implemented, in waves, we stopped working with a … now sanctioned individual we had been introduced to as a local partner.
“When the wider international eff ort was clearly stalled and not ff o ff improving, we quite appropriately
A chariot race at a Roman-style colosseum and, above, gladiators at Puy du Fou in Les Epesses , France
PHOTOGRAPH: NATHANIEL NOIR/ALAMY
took the decision we did not want to be involved in Russia, and thus withdrew from all our potential projects and partners there, which took a little over a year to unwind in an orderly fashion .”
However, material seen by the Guardian appears to indicate a continuing relationship with associates of Malofeyev, geared towards keeping the project alive.
In September 2014, two months after Malofeyev was placed under sanctions, Puy du Fou staff circulated a document internally, outlining how the Tsargrad project might be restructured to reflect the fl fl geopolitical situation.
Organisational charts envisaged Malofeyev providing start up funding and short-term loans to a Russian entity, Tsargrad Puy du Fou LLC, which would pay the proceeds of operations into a bank account held by Puy du Fou International. Notes attached to the document refer to the account using Russian roubles to “avoid probable effect of ffe ff sanctions”.
Phase two of the scheme, according to the document, would involve the Russian entity being housed within an offshore ff s ff company, jointly owned by Malofeyev and Puy du Fou. The off shore company would hold the ff s ff intellectual property to the park’s carefully scripted shows and would collect dividends , distributing them to Puy du Fou and Malofeyev.
Internal correspondence seems to suggest that Puy du Fou was aware of the risks of the
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are of the risks of the
reorganisation, telling its Russian partners in September 2022 that it approved of the scheme but was wary of “the international context and the issue of sanctions ”, which could expose the company to penalties.
There is no evidence this structure was ever put into place. But documents suggest that fi nancial transactions with Malofeyev associates continued into 2015, funding activity that appeared to envisage the project going ahead as planned.
A January 2015 budget document, seen by the Guardian, indicates that Puy du Fou continued casting actors for the project, even hiring a sports hall in Russia to stage the auditions.
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wrist watches engraved with
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described as “gifts”. Most of the
payments were marked 31 January
2015, while at least one appears to
cover a period up until April 2015.
Puy du Fou said: “There have inevitably been some low-level supplier/consultancy fees on either side as one cannot explore an international project for free; these has never been with any sanctioned entity, in compliance with French and EU law.”
Internal records raise questions about how Puy du Fou complied with sanctions law. They suggest some of the transactions took place in partnership not with Malofeyev directly but with a business called Marshall Capital (MarCap).
When the US followed the EU by placing Malofeyev under sanctions in December 2014, it also imposed restrictions on MarCap because of Malofeyev’s role as its managing partner.
Records indicate that payments to MarCap employees during 2015 were funded, at least in part, by Puy du Fou. The French company’s main point of contact for discussions about the project , documents suggest, was Yury Leonov, an employee of MarCap and a key subordinate of Malofeyev.
Villiers to discuss “payment of January’s invoice”.
Email exchanges between Puy du Fou staff in July and August were also copied to Oleg Ochinsky , a known business associate of Malofeyev, who was described in one internal document as Malofeyev’s “DG”, understood to mean “general director”.
Puy du Fou does not appear to have taken a final decision to fi fi end its association with Leonov, Ochinsky and the Tsargrad project until at least August 2015.
Michael Ruck , a partner and sanctions expert at the law firm K&L Gates , said: “The fifi circumstances in this matter appear to raise questions in relation to sanctions compliance and whether the relevant restrictions would prohibit any of the ongoing activities.
“When sanctions are imposed and a person or organisation is designated, the relevant restrictions apply immediately. There is no automatic wind-down period and any transactions undertaken which breach the sanctions restrictions are prohibited unless a specific licence fi fi or derogation is issued providing for such a wind-down period.”
Puy du Fou declined to answer whether it had obtained such a licence and it did not address the apparent transactions with MarCap employees . The company said it had been “caught off guard ff ff by the rapid deterioration of the geopolitical situation in Russia and Crimea”. It added: “Quite properly we cancelled this initiative once attempts to de-escalate the conflict had clearly failed and the flfl international sanctions regime was being properly established .”
For Philippe de Villiers, there was a natural kinship with Malofeyev , underpinned by faith and a brand of far-right politics deeply suspicious of groups such as Muslims and LGBTQ+ people.
De Villiers is a career politician, who once harboured presidential ambitions and is feted as a hero by many in the Vendée region of western France, where Puy du Fou is based. As a leading figure in the fifi far right in France, he has declared Islam incompatible with the French Republic and railed against LGBTQ+ rights. He is no longer involved in running the Puy du Fou business but remains a director.
A Spanish park , which opened in 2021, is thriving and Puy du Fou now looks primed for its greatest international adventure yet, the conquest of Britain.
Visit Britain, the UK’s tourist authority has swung behind the project, as has the UK government itself. Planning approval is expected within weeks, with opening planned for 2029. But as visitors fl ock through its doors fl fl to soak up British history, as told by Puy du Fou, questions remain about the story this French institution tells about itself.
up just 0.1% in July amid rate rise fears
Joanna Partridge Kalyeena Makortoff
Economic uncertainty dampened UK house price growth last month as prospective buyers remained cau- tious about interest rates during the Iran war in what should be the peak housebuying season.
House prices rose 0.1% in July on the previous month, according to the lender Nationwide, while annual price growth slowed to 1.8% , down from 2.2% in June.
The price of an average home edged slightly higher in July to £277,542, up from £277,484 inJune. However,this was still lower than the average price in May, when it rose above £278,000 .
f Robert Gardner, the chief economist at Nationwide , said: “Geo- political tensions remain high, with the confl ict between Iran and the US again exerting upward pressure on energy prices and market interest rates in recent weeks.
“Financial market expectations for the future path of [the] Bank rate have been volatile, refl ecting shifting fl fl views about the inflationary implica- flfl tions of events at home and abroad.”
The Bank of England kept interest rates on hold at 3.75% on Thursday, but indicated they could rise if the Iran war escalated.
The housebuilder Taylor Wimpey warned of “challenging” market con- ditions as it reported its results for the fi rst half of the year, saying it was fac- fifi ing weaker demand from buyers and rising building costs. Its share price fell almost 6% in early trading.
Amy Reynolds , the head of sales
at the London-based estate agent
Antony Roberts , said: “ There are
more sellers than buyers, but sellers
aren’t panicking . Asking prices are
coming down, but a lot of that is sim-
ply initial overpricing meeting the
time it takes to fi nd the market level.”
fi fi
NatWest Group said yesterday its
mortgage balances had jumped in the
second quarter of the year as home-
owners sought to lock in deals after
the Iran war started to drive up bor-
rowing rates.
rowing rates.
1.8% Annual house price growth in Britain in July according to Nationwide, down from 2.2% in June £277,542 The price of an average home in the UK last month was slightly down on May, when it topped £278,000
sheds light on opaque AI economy
Aisha Down Dan Milmo Graeme Wearden E
ven for the rollercoaster world of AI, this week has been particularly volatile, as investors scrambled to keep up with developments that threatened the dominance of the largest western chipmakers.
It began with a double whammy. On Monday, the Chinese memory chipmaker CXMT floated on the flfl Shanghai stock market, s oaring by 466% in value to 3.3tn yuan (£365bn). That same day, it was reported that China had developed its own tools to carry out deep ultraviolet lithography, a technique essential to the computer chip supply chain over which the Dutch firm ASML had h eld a monopoly. fifi
AI-linked shares, particularly chipmakers, dropped around the world, sending many indices sliding. South Korea s main share sliding. South Korea’s main share
index, the Kospi , fell 11.5% on Tuesday and a further 6% on Wednesday , dragged down by its two biggest companies – the semiconductor maker SK Hynix and Samsung Electronics.
On Thursday, the main US tech index, Nasdaq, fell into correction territory at one point after dropping more than 10% from its recent high, before easing back. Nvidia lost more than 5% by Thursday evening, by which time it had been overtaken by Apple as the world’s largest listed company .
The next day there was a big rebound, when strong financial fifi results from Amazon and Microsoft calmed traders’ nerves. The Kospi jumped nearly 20% – though the week’s slump still means it recorded its worst month since the 2008 global financial crisis . fifi So, what do these advances mean, and why have they got western investors so jittery? CXMT’s debut is impressive. But the company could be more of a boon to the global AI economy than
a threat. It makes dynamic random access memory chips (Drams), which store the data other AI chips draw upon for their calculations .
There is a global shortage of Drams, which is why phones and computers are expected to get far more expensive . Crucially, they are not graphics processing units (GPUs) – which are the key chips and the “brains” in an AI system.
This means that CXMT is not a threat to the GPU maker Nvidia, the biggest company in the AI economy and the only one making a profit on AI. They produce fi fi complementary, not competing goods. The Chinese fi rm could be a threat to SK Hynix and Micron, which do make memory chips.
However, Alvin Nguyen , analyst at research fi rm Forrester, said fi fi the sell-off in these shares was an ff ff “overreaction” given the global memory shortage was likely to continue until 2030. “SK Hynix, Micron, others, they can’t produce enough memory chips to begin with … the demand keeps growing .”
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A more serious concern could be China’s newfound ability to make the lithography tools. These are essentially precise lasers that allow chipmakers to etch the world’s thinnest lines into silicon wafers .
Until now, only ASML could manufacture such machines. If this week’s reports are correct, Beijing
could – in theory – produce GPUs that rival Nvidia’s. This would spell trouble for the world’s biggest company, and therefore Wall Street.
But a serious competitor is still years away. “Fabs [semiconductor fabrication plants], as I know them, still take years to develop,” explained Nguyen .
Mark Boost , the chief executive of UK cloud firm Civo , agreed. fifi “Investors are overreacting to the short-term threat,” he said . “Manufacturing a handful of machines is a massive symbolic victory, but not a commercial replacement for ASML overnight. Fabs run on effi ciency and yield …
on
until these Chinese tools can match western reliability, ASML’s global dominance remains structurally safe outside mainland China .”
Long term, this week’s advances are game-changing for the AI economy, although in many ways they should have been predictable. Given US export controls, China
Employees work on the production line at a Chinese semiconductor chipmaker
PHOTOGRAPH: REUTERS
Reuters
has had little choice but to develop domestic capabilities .
Chris Beauchamp , chief market analyst at IG, an online share trading company, said: “These Chinese chip companies appear poised to do to the big chipmakers what they have done to steel, automobiles and a host of other industries, namely undercut them and outcompete them on price .”
T his week’s correction may be an overreaction – but also a reasonable response to a circular, opaque AI economy that rests heavily on the fate of a single company: Nvidia. Its shares are creeping up again, though they are still below their value last week.
A contributing factor to the investor skittishness appears to be yet another circular, opaque deal. Last Sunday, the Wall Street Journal reported that Nvidia was considering providing a $250bn (£186bn) backstop to OpenAI for a data centre project. This comes half a year after a $100bn deal between the two companies fell apart .
It was a significant factor in fifi Nvidia’s decline over the week, according to Morningstar . The anxiety underlying this is that the company has become the “ central bank of AI ” – holding up vast parts of the economy and the global stock market in ways that most people do not understand.
Claude broke out and hacked other networks
Anthropic said its Claude artificial fifi intelligence model hacked the sys- tems of three organisations during testing, days after its rival, OpenAI , revealed that a rogue agent had gone on a days-long hacking spree at the AI firm Hugging Face. fifi
Claude gained unauthorised access to the systems during cybersecurity evaluations after a misconfi gura- fi fi tion allowed the models to reach the internet from testing environments that were supposed to be isolated, Anthropic said.
The company said it identified the fifi incidents after reviewing 141,006 cybersecurity evaluation runs as a result of OpenAI’s disclosures.
The breaches indicate that AI’s
expanding capabilities are already fuelling the security threat experts have long feared – and that even top developers can be caught off guard by flaws their models can exploit. flfl
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Anthropic said: “Claude compro- mised the impacted organi sations’ infrastructure using basic tech- niques, such as exploiting weak passwords and unauthenticated endpoints .”
The company said the incidents involved three separate models: Claude Opus 4.7 , Claude Mythos 5 and an internal research model. The earliest cases dated back to April and occurred in evaluation environ- ments that lacked what the company described as standard safeguards.
The breaches occurred during the so-called “capture the flag” exercises, flfl in which models had to find hidden fi fi information in simulated networks. Anthropic said its prompts told the models they had no internet access, but a misunderstanding with its evaluation partner Irregular left the systems connected to the internet.
Two of the organisations were unaware of the activity before they were contacted, Anthropic said, add- ing that it was still trying to reach the third one.
“We discovered these incidents after a proactive review of our cyber- security evaluation transcripts,” the company said in a statement.
The findings underscore the need fifi for stronger controls in both internal and third-party testing environments
y as AI models become increasingly capable of carrying out real-world cyber activities, Anthropic said.
Could combining pots boost your retirement income?
Many workers have cash in multiple schemes – should you roll them into one? There are pros and cons, writes Sandra Haurant
How many pensions do you have? In the days of a job for life, many people had just two: the state pension and the one offered by ff e ff their employer. But a combination of people changing jobs more often and rules that force employers to enrol workers into schemes automatically, means you are likely to end up with more.
The number of people saving into a private sector workplace pension has doubled since 2012 to reach 23 million , according to the Pensions Regulator , largely because of “auto-enrolment”. On top of that, millions of people have personal pensions and self- invested private pensions (Sipps) . And some will have all three.
“Every time we change jobs, we are likely to begin a new pension,” says Alistair McQueen , the head of savings and retirement at Aviva. “With average [job] tenure at about five years, we may end our working fifi lives with many pension pots .”
As a result, he says, there is growing interest in consolidation: combining some or all of your pensions, except those that you get from the state.
Pros and cons
One big benefi t of consolidation is it
arguably makes things a lot simpler.
“There is quite a strong argument
to say that if you’ve got all your
pensions in one place, it’s less of a
daunting task to try to engage more
with how it’s invested rather than
having four or five little pots all
fifi
over the place, which doesn’t feel
as meaningful,” says Kirsty Stone ,
a partner and chartered financial
fifi
planner at The Private Office.
ffi
ffi
Combining pension pots,
whether workplace schemes
or Sipps, into a fund with lower
annual management fees can save
you thousands of pounds . Moving
money out of an underperforming
fund into one delivering better
returns can also add thousands .
retirement benefi ts, too. Having your pensions in one place can be beneficial if you want to access fifi your money through “flexible fl fl drawdown” – whereby, instead of buying an annuity, you take out chunks of your pension to live on .
Stone says: “If you want to pay yourself £500 a month, say, that is much easier to do if you access it all from one provider.” If the pension pots remain separate, you need to deal with each provider individually, which, says Stone, “will just be messy in retirement”.
There are, however, situations where combining pensions could make you worse off. ff . ff “It’s defi nitely not a no-brainer,” fi fi says Steve Webb , a partner at the consultancy fi rm LCP and a former fi fi pensions minister. “If someone is thinking about consolidating pensions, the question is always why? What is the problem you are trying to solve?”
thinking about consolidating, the question is always why?’
He adds: “If you leave pensions where they are, they are not frozen or lost – they will continue growing. And, depending on the pensions, leaving them there might be the best choice.”
Before decid ing to combine your retirement savings, be aware of the implications and understand the benefits off fifi ered by your existing ffe ff pension. These could include guaranteed annuity rates and the right to take more than the standard 25% as a tax-free lump sum. In certain cases, where the contract stipulates you can take the tax-free lump sum at the age of 55 rather than saying the “normal minimum age”, this will override changes in 2028 that raise it to 57.
If you have a defi ned benefi fi fi t fi fi pension, also known as a final fi fi salary pension , you would almost
25% The proportion built up in a pension you can take out as a tax-free lump sum, usually from the age of 55 £30,000 Maximum cash equivalent transfer value of a fi nal salary pension you fi fi can move without financial advice fifi
certainly lose money by moving it. There is legislation to protect people from this: anyone with a cash equivalent transfer value of more than £30,000 is obliged to take financial advice before fifi transferring out. Most experts would advise taking advice even if its value is below that amount.
Fees If you have built up a number of very small pension pots while job- hopping, the earlier you are on in your career, the more you could benefit from grouping these small fifi pensions together and getting them working harder for you.
But if you are approaching retirement, you may get more flexibility by keeping them flfl separate.
There are specific rules for fifi pension pots worth less than £10,000 that allow you to withdraw the money in a way that you cannot for larger pensions.
pension, but if they do, those fees will eat into your savings.
And you will want to avoid a situation where you move all your pensions into one private pension or Sipp, only to find yourself paying fifi higher management fees than previously . Annual management fees on workplace schemes have been negotiated with providers based on bulk membership, so they are typically lower than on private schemes, Webb says.
So while there are plenty of online services off ering to ff e ff consolidate your pension, you
always need to check the fees. If they are charging twice as much as your workplace pension, your investments would need to work very hard to better your returns.
The process Combining defined contribution fifi pensions, also known as money purchase pensions, is usually straightforward, largely thanks to the fact that providers will be very pleased to take your money.
Typically, you would begin by contacting the scheme into which you want to pool the funds.
“They will ask for the details of th e pensions you are transferring, and they take it from there. It is normally a fairly simple process you can request online ,” Stone says. “However, on occasion, you’ll be asked to complete paper forms or answer questionnaires as part of this process.”
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How to trace old pensions
Make a list of your former employers and the dates you worked there, as well as the pension providers for each employer, if you know the names. If any of the companies have closed since you left, you may be able to track down the pension scheme they used through the Pension Protection Fund website.
If you can’t fi nd the contact details, try the government’s search service . You can also try Gretel , a free online service that traces dormant accounts including pensions .
Next, contact the providers to fi nd out if you have a pension, fifi and how much is saved. The more information you can give (such as employment dates, former names and your NI number), the better. Once you have tracked them down, you can decide whether consolidating retirement savings is the right plan for you.
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Consolidating pensions Four possible scenarios
Anita, 59 She started her career as a teacher in secondary schools and paid into the Teachers’ Pension Scheme (TPS) until she left to work in the private sector 15 years ago. She has worked for three different employers since, and has ffe ff workplace pensions with each . She checked recently and has £95,000, £77,500 and £83,000 in these schemes, all of which have annual charges of 0.3%. She is interested in using flexible drawdown . flfl
What should Anita consider? The TPS is sometimes considered the “gold standard ” in pensions. There are diff erent versions depending ff e ff on the date of membership . Anita’s pension will be based on her final fifi salary , as she was teaching before changes to the system in 2015.
“It’s likely Anita has built up significant benefi fifi ts in the TPS, fi fi and the pension she will get in retirement is based on length of service and earnings as a teacher,” says C harlene Young , a senior pensions and savings expert at the investment platform AJ Bell.
Anita may be able to start taking this pension from 60. So she should leave this one where it is.
Kirsty Stone at The Private Offi ce says it is worth considering ffi ffi consolidating the other pensions, particularly if Anita wants to use flexible drawdown . flfl
Gemma, 33 She has had several jobs. She did not opt out of auto-enrolment and so has four or five workplace fifi pensions. She would like to put everything in one place as she feels a bit confused by all the different ff e ff providers, and has even lost some of their details in house moves .
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What should Gemma consider? It would be best to take action to track down and combine her pensions before things get harder to manage. Gemma can begin by using a tracing service to fi nd her old pensions. fi fi “She next needs to decide whether it’s best to combine what she has built up so far into her current active workplace pension, or into another scheme running alongside it, so that there are no more than one or two plans to manage,” Young says.
This could help Gemma engage with her retirement savings, as they are easier to understand when they are all in one place. Stone suggests Gemma should look beyond a scheme’s default fund to maximise the growth . “You want to be sure you’re making your investments work as hard as possible while you’re younger, and the default strategy is very rarely the best strategy from an investment standpoint,” Stone says.
Phil, 51 He has had fiv fi fi e different ffe ff pensions , one of which allows him to take a tax-free lump sum at 55. One is a Sipp that he set up when he was briefly flfl self-employed . He has left it in the default fund and knows the charges are 1%, which is higher than for his workplace schemes. The other pensions are defined fifi contribution schemes – all are worth more than £10,000.
What should Phil consider? That the older pension allows him to take a tax-free lump sum at 55, rather than 57 under the new rules, is a benefit he probably will fifi not want to lose, and it would be wise to move the Sipp into a lower-cost pension, as those fees will eat into his savings.
“The three other pots might still be good candidates for combining, so that Phil can focus on the investment strategy in one additional pot rather than all three,” says Young.
Phil should consider fi nancial fi fi advice, she suggests. “He will need to pay a fee, but advice can help avoid costly mistakes .”
Sam, 27 He has had a few jobs since graduation and has three pension pots worth a lot less than £10,000 each. He is not currently working, but is applying for jobs. He wonders if he could access funds from his pensions.
What should Sam consider? “Unfortunately, you cannot usually access pension pots until age 55, rising to 5 7 from 6 April 2028,” says Young. Since the money is tied up , “it’s worth considering combining the existing small pots into the lowest-cost suitable scheme ”.
Stone says: “Combining provides you with simplicity. And even if the pensions are worth £10,000 in total, say, you can get that working harder and get into a stronger place by the time he retires .”
With decades to go until retirement, she says Sam should opt for higher-risk investments to benefit from more growth. fifi
Booking.com users face battle to get money back at a
Shane Hickey
Jane Ripley* spent some time researching the best apartment for her family’s trip to Batumi in Georgia, eventually settling on one with an “exceptional” rating on Booking.com.
But when the Ripleys arrived at 11pm on the first day, they were fi fi directed to another property that was shabby and had stains on the furniture and ceiling.
“The host was unfriendly … We had genuine concerns about raising complaints directly. We were forced to find and pay for alternative fifi accommodation for the remaining four nights at a further cost of £334 ,” she says.
Ripley made a series of complaints . She says the property has since been removed from the site, but despite asking for a full refund of £570 for the original booking and the replacement accommodation, she has been off ered just £36 in credits . ff e ff
Millions of people use platforms such as Booking.com, Airbnb and Vrbo each year without a hitch, but when things go wrong , the sites’ terms and conditions suggest the y have no liability for compensating people.
This remains a grey area in law – and holidaymakers are ending up out of pocket as a result.
T &Cs If you have diffic ffi ffi ulties with your hotel when you book a package deal, you are covered financially fi fi and legally by the Package Travel and Linked Travel Arrangements Regulations 2018 , which means the holiday operator is responsible for sorting out any problems .
But if you book accommodation through Booking.com, the terms state that the contract is between you and the host. “When you make (or request) a booking, it’s directly with the service provider – we’re not a ‘contractual party’,” say the terms and conditions.
As a result, getting compensation or your money back is not as clearcut.
It is a similar story when booking with Airbnb, according to its terms and conditions . And also Vrbo, which says agreements are between guests and travel providers.
only acting as a conduit and are not responsible for the supply of goods or services.
Complaints Before arriving at a hotel he had booked in Mongolia, John Taylor* was charged £1,177 – £120 more than the agreed price . When he cancelled, there was no refund, he says, even though free cancellation was part of the booking.
After “rounds of chasing” and giving Booking.com evidence of the payment, he was told by the website he was entitled to a refund but that the hotel had not engaged with it. He had still not received a refund when he contacted the Guardian in April. It eventually arrived in June.
Another reader, Kate Worthing*, booked a Parisian apartment for a weekend last summer. It was described as having an “elegant and refi ned” location . But the fi fi apartment building was in the mid dle of a refurbishment . The rental itself contained worn fixtures fi fi and fittings and a melted electrical fifi socket, she says.
When she managed to contact the host, she was refused a refund of the £1,700 she had paid, as they claimed it was safe.
Booking.com said it could not issue a full refund but offered £417 ffe ff in travel credits as compensation.
Guardian Money contacted Booking.com about these and other cases. It said the hotel or apartment owner is responsible for providing refunds if something goes awry.
“We’d expect our accommodation partners to be on hand for guests during their stay, but if there is an issue at check-in, customers should contact us as soon as possible ,” it said .
“As well as relocations, we can also advocate on their behalf and raise issues directly with the accommodation provider, and work to reach a resolution .”
Metro customer fight fi s for refund after AI fraud
Shane Hickey
A Metro Bank customer has told of his fight to get more than £14,000 fifi back after its systems failed to stop a fraud involving the AI chatbot Claude .
Zoli Rutter, a businessman from Sussex, had a total of £14,244 taken from his bank account. The scam involved fraudsters buying credits to use Claude.
When Metro Bank messaged Rutter to ask whether an attempted transaction was legitimate, he replied “no”, but the criminals were able to make a series of subsequent transactions of between £90 and £200 .
The fraud is the latest to be linked to Anthropic , the company behind the Claude family of AI tools. In May, a Claude user based in the U S told Guardian Money about how gift cards to use the chatbot had been bought using his financial fi fi details. Other users shared similar stories on Reddit .
The fraud is the latest to be linked to Anthropic, the company behind the Claude family of AI tools
Claude has been in the news a lot lately. Last week, the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) appeared to endorse Claude when it said Anthropic would provide access to the tool for fi rms taking part fi fi in a hi-tech FCA initiative (which
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lets fi nancial companies safely fi fi experiment with advanced AI) in order “to help speed up their development work”.
However, this week it was revealed that some people’s conversations with Claude were publicly available online .
Rutter had been paying about £15 a month to use the chatbot for a few months when the scam happened.
The fraudsters used the Metro Bank debit card linked to his Anthropic account to make the payments and buy credits for the platform.
On 19 June , Metro Bank spotted a suspicious transaction for £90.90 and texted Rutter to ask whether he had authorised it. When he
Anyone who has been affected ffe ff by an unauthorised card fraud is advised to contact their bank immediately and ask for a refund. The FCA says the refund should be in a customer’s account by the end of the next business day. £14,244 Total sum taken from a customer’s account in a scam involving credits being bought to use Claude chatbot
fi nes being handed out by councils fifi for littering. Deliberate littering, I accept, is a blight on our streets and is indefensible.
What concerns me is that, in my view, the penalties are – in the cases I’ve seen – disproportionate. Enforcement can be heavy-handed, and councils’ interpretation of what constitutes littering is far wider than what most of us understand it to be.
One reader was fi ned for putting a cigarette butt in a refuse sack . In March this year, councils were given statutory powers to fine what fifi the government call ed “litter louts” up to £500 – and many have opted to apply the full sum. This means a dropped receipt could cost you £80 in one London street and £500 in another.
A penalty of £500 is five times fi fi the fine for jumping a red light fifi or for allowing a dog to foul a playground. It’s a sum unaffordable ffo ff to many people . And, unlike parking penalties, the only way to contest the fine is to go to court. fifi The same government guidance states enforcement action should be proportionate and focused on
texted back to say that he had not, he received another text to say his account would be frozen. Howe frf ver, just the suspect transaction was blocked and not his account.
Fraudulent transactions then continued . While some were blocked, says the bank, many were not. Metro eventually froze his card the day after the scam started, but by then, more than £14,000 worth of payments had gone through.
A spokesperson for the bank says that owing to the “complex nature of the fraud, regretfully some payments were processed” before it blocked the card fully.
After Guardian Money got in touch, Metro Bank temporarily refunded Rutter while a chargeback refund was sought from Anthropic.
In a statement, the bank said: “This is a concerning case involving a third party that the customer had made previous genuine payments to and
▲ The reader put his cup in a bag next to the bin because it was full
the worst off enders rather those who have unwittingly littered. It was not unreasonable to assume a plastic bag beside an overflowing fl fl bin was the next-best option for your rubbish . It is also not unreasonable to expect councils to ensure their own rubbish disposal – including emptying brimming bins – is up to scratch.
I asked Lambeth council why people who were unaware they were committing an offence were ff e ff not given warnings instead of fines. It said that to be “consistent fifi and fair,” it fined everyone, and fifi it justifi ed imposing the highest allowable penalty as a deterrent.
provided card details [to], which were then used to make a series of purchases without Mr Rutter’s knowledge .
“We recognise how worrying and frustrating [the] experience has been for Mr Rutter. Metro Bank has refunded Mr Rutter while we progress a chargeback dispute request with Anthropic to refund the money that had been taken.”
It added: “ We would encourage customers to contact their bank as soon as they notice any unusual transactions or are aware of any compromise to accounts where their financial details are stored.” fifi Anthropic says a coordinated gang had used Rutter’s cards to buy credits to use Claude. It says it has no evidence that the compromised card details had come from its own systems. The user behind the fraud has been banned, it adds.
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Hazardous toys: an update Four months ago I bought a selection of children’s toys to be tested for asbestos – and five fi fi came back positive . All were removed from sale when I shared the test results with retailers and the Department for Business and Trade (DBT). One small retailer issued a recall notice to customers within the hour. That was in mid-May.
It took the government’s Office ffi ffi for Product Safety and Standards (OPSS) 47 days to issue a recall notice on its website.
Two weeks after that, and two months after I alerted Amazon, I have received a recall notice from the Amazon marketplace seller, Nico Toys , which had sold me one of the contaminated items, telling me to stop using it immediately.
has been charged for a fraudulent purchase should contact its support site and the charges will be refunded.
Rutter has since been refunded by Anthropic, and the temporary refund from Metro Bank is due to be taken back by the bank.
Metro Bank told him in a letter that he had not received the service it expect ed its customers to get, and it off ered him £300 by way ff e ff of compensation.
Rutter says he intends to make a complaint about what happened to the Financial Ombudsman Service.
The bank says it has taken steps to prevent delays in cards being blocked .
notice for the same toy from Amazon’s product safety team. I asked Amazon – with which I had shared the test results in May – how it justifi ed such a dangerous fi fi delay. It replied that the OPSS had prescribed actions for the seller, not Amazon, and that the item had been removed from sale in May.
The DBT, which oversees the OPSS, wrung its hands when I asked what steps it took to ensure customers were contacted immediately.
“Our product safety laws are clear: businesses must ensure products they sell are safe and are required to act without delay where a safety risk has been identified,” the DBT said . “If they fifi fail to meet their legal obligations, regulators will not hesitate to take action to protect consumers.”
Nico Toys was contacted for comment.
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house hunt Homes with family gardens
Compiled by Anna White
Askham Bryan, North Yorkshire £995,000 This handsome five-bedroom fi fi property was fully renovated in 2021. It was part of the Askham Bryan Hall estate and still has a working bell on the roof. The galleried hallway leads into the kitchen and the newly built orangery extension, which spills into the back garden through Crittall doors. There is a separate sitting room, a gym-cum-home offi ce and a car porch. The wide, ffi ffi flat lawn is perfect for football and flfl cricket. Askham Bryan is a popular commuter village four miles from York. Savills, 01904 617 820
Fanner’s Green, Essex £720,000
At the end of a private country lane is a three-bedroom period cottage with countryside views in all directions and access to a network of footpaths and bridleways that connect to nearby villages. The Grade II-listed property is full of character, from its cream facade under a clay peg tile roof and canopied storm porch, to its cavernous inglenook fi replace and exposed structural fi fi timber beams. Double doors from the sitting room open on to the garden, which has a collection of mature fruit trees and runs seamlessly into fields. fi fi Savills, 01245 293 233
Buxton, Derbyshire £1.1m In the heart of the Peak District is a property seen as a bit of a local landmark. The original owner bought the plot from the 8th Duke of Devonshire and built the house in 1898. The front door leads into a grand entrance hall with wooden panelling and leaded windows behind which is a study. The dining room and sitting room have high ceilings, while there is also a library, a morning room, a garden room and a cellar. The driveway is flanked by fl fl evergreen trees, while the garden at the back has a large lawn surrounded by shrubs and trees. Fine & Country, 01298 808 082
▲ Staplefi eld, West Sussex £435,000
This village is just over four miles from Haywards Heath train station – with a fast line into London. On the very edge of the village is a semi-detached Victorian cottage with a back garden bordering open fields. There are two patios next fifi to the lawn and a shed at the end. Inside there is a cosy sitting room to the front and a kitchen at the back and two bedrooms upstairs. Jackson-Stops, 01444 484 400
▼ Elham, Kent £750,000
In this Kent Downs village is a courtyard development of homes built in a traditional style. Doors to the garden run along the back of the house, connecting the living room, the snug and the kitchen-diner to the terrace and lawns. The kitchen is dual aspect, making the seven- metre (23ft) room light and airy. There is plenty of space to play in the garden and private woodland. Sandersons, 01227 784 784
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Pages 16-19 Where in the world: mountains 1. Etna, Italy; 2. Mount Rainier, US; 3. Kilimanjaro, Tanzania; 4. Vesuvius, Italy; 5. Ben Nevis, Scotland; 6. Table Mountain, South Africa; 7. Sugarloaf Mountain, Brazil;8. Matterhorn, Switzerland and Italy.
Where in the world: bridges 1 Stari Most, Neretva River (Mostar, Bosnia and Herzegovina); 2 Clifton Suspension Bridge, River Avon (Bristol, England); 3 Brooklyn Bridge, East River (New York, US); 4 Forth Bridge, Firth of Forth (Queensferry and Jamestown, Scotland);5 Øresund bridge, Øresund strait (Denmark and Sweden); 6 Millau Viaduct, Tarn River (France); 7 Victoria Falls Bridge, Zambezi River (Zambia and Zimbabwe); 8 Ponte Vecchio, Arno River (Florence, Italy).
Pages 20-21 Tour of Britain Glasgow: Landmark: Kelvingrove art gallery (A); Local hero: Kirsty Wark (D); Cultural export: Screamadelica by Primal Scream (B); Football stadium: Ibrox (C). Brighton: Landmark: Royal pavilion (B); Local hero: Fatboy Slim (C); Cultural export: Quadrophenia (D); Football stadium: Falmer Stadium/the Amex (D). Newcastle: Landmark: Tyne bridge (D); Local hero: Sting (B); Cultural export: Byker Grove (C); Stadium: St James’ Park (A). Liverpool: Landmark: Liver building (C); Local hero: Katarina Johnson-Thompson (A); Cultural thing: Frankie Goes to Hollywood (A); Football stadium: Hill Dickinson Stadium (B).
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D S L S O D S L S M O R I L L A P E G O R I L L A P E A A E M O R A E M O G A G L E B A T O E A G L E B A T O N V O V E A N E A R H A C A N E A R H A T I A I O C R E W B L O O S C R E W B L O O D O A B D T O A B D E A P V I O L I N L A P V I O L I N S E E N E E E E N E K
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Splitz mirror, engine, indicator, brake, tyres, windscreen, battery.
Insertions Add the landform: 1 resent/respondent; 2 aces/Achilles; 3 Ayah/ Ayatollah; 4 vicious/ victorious; 5 end/engorged; 6 coming/complaining; 7 cot/comes at; 8 shear/shea butter. Add the garment: 1haring/harvesting; 2 swatch/stopwatch; 3 pants/patients; 4 dreamt/ dreamboat; 5 Pete/pet hate; 6 Roan/rosarian; 7 deed/ defrocked; 8 ret/remittent. Add the drink: 1mouthing/ mouthwatering; 2 prose;/ protease; 3Des/deciders; 4 comment/comportment; 5 coo/choo-choo; 6 spring/ splattering;7 lie/limeade; 8 droll/drumroll.
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Solution no 122
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Fill the grid so that each block adds up to the total in the box above or to the left of it. You can only use the digits 1-9 and you must not use the same number twice in a block.
Fill the grid so that each square in an outlined block contains a digit. A block of two squares contains the digits 1 and 2, a block of three squares contains the digits 1, 2 and 3, and so on. No same digit appears in neighbouring squares, not even diagonally.
Lay tracks to enable the train to travel from village A to village B. The numbers indicate how many sections of rail go in each row and column. There are only straight rails and curved rails. The track cannot cross itself.
Crack the code to fill in the crossword grid. Each letter of the alphabet makes fifi at least one appearance in the grid and is represented by the same number wherever it appears. A number of letters have been decoded to help with the identifi cation of other letters and words in the grid. fi fi
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Medium Place the digits from 1-9 in each row, column and 3x3 block. The clues outside the grid show the sum of the numbers placed between the 1 and 9 in that row or column.
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Across
1 Ability to see in the dark (5,6) 9 Can? – eat corn in (anag) (9) 10 Bath or Cheltenham? (3) 11 Troubled (5) 13 Find one by the canal (7) 14 Growing season (6) 15 Continue for too long (4,2) 18 Table support (7) 20 Meet the required standard (3,2) 21 Drink (if quick) (3) 22 Reprimand (7-2) 24 Lovers’ meeting (11)
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1 Not only was statistics rendered satistics, but he also heard satistician. Why do presenters regard such words as eighth, veterinarian, sixth, statistician, February as tongue-twisters? I wonder if it’s to do with the death of syllabification. We are cheated fi fi of the full complement of syllables and if there are consonant clusters we are treated to “syllabubbles”: athalete for e e athlete.
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2 Fleming or Rankin? (3) 3 Cheer (7) 4 Fair, project or case? (6) 5 Twisted bit of ironmongery (5) 6 Barrage (9) 7 Purchase made – I quit casino
(anag) (11) 8 Scheme (11) 12 Morgan le Fay, for instance (9) 16 Proof of purchase (7) 17 Russian-born American songwriter
Irving _____ (6) 19 For all the orchestra to play (5) 23 Sticky substance (3)
2 Andy first solved x + 1/x = 9 for fifi x, getting x = [9 +/-√77]/2. He then √7 √ squared this to get x2 + 1/x2 = (1/4) [9 +/- √77]2 + (1/4)[9 -/+ √7 √ √77]2 = √7 √ 79. Quite an operation, but well- executed. Candy simply squared x + 1/x = 9 x2 + 1/x2 + 2 = 81, so that x2 + 1/x2 = 79. There’s usually more than one way to solve a problem and we usually favour the shorter, less laborious and more elegant one. But doing it the long way also has its satisfactions – seeing all the unlikely-looking parts fitting fifi together to yield a simple answer. Often a clunkier way occurs to one
1 Men lose it, rocking
important event (9) 7 Another bag eventually
contains cattle feed (7) 8 Party time for Dorothy? (3) 9 Record different tone (4) ffe ff 10 Person carrying coffin is ffi ffi more exposed, it’s said (6) 12 Nick allowed piece of meat
(6) 14 Fight useless party hosts (4) 17 Reportedly queue for fish fifi eggs (3) 18 Items of headwear found in
vast urban sprawl (7) 19 Old friend in deadlock (9)
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first metal used in pipes by fifi Romans (4) 3 Country we send jerks (6) 4 Instruction for dermatology
nurses (5) 5 Go into winkle business (10) 6 Horny individual is hornier,
‘cos drunk (10) 11 Recent changes for netball
player (6) 13 Article thanks Greek
character (5) 15 Calm section announced (5) 16 Part of Far East region (4)
fi rst. Better an answer than none at fifi all. Sometimes only when you have already done it clunkily do you spot how you could have done it more neatly. Often expositors publish only the fi nally-arrived at elegant way, obscuring the exploration that got them there. 3 If the circle has radius R there are two ways of expressing the diameter: 2R = (√2)a √2 √ (whence a = (√2)R; also √2 √ 2R = a + 4r (whence r = (R/4)(2 - √2); in terms of √2 √ r = (a/4)(√2 – 1). √2 √ 4 Well the second red ace can’t be
TODAY’S TRICKS Clues begin or end with a definition of the answer. The rest is one of these: Anagram Anagram of answer and hint that there’s an anagram. ‘Senator arranged crime (7)’ gives TREASON Hidden word(s) Answer hidden in clue’s words. ‘Some have altered meat (4)’ gives VEAL Charade Combination of synonyms/abbrevs. ‘Qualify to get drink for ID (8)’ gives PASSPORT (pass + port) Soundalike Something that sounds like answer. ‘Excited, Oscar’s announced (4)’ gives WILD
first. It can only be 2nd, 3rd or last. fifi The chances of these increase as we go later in this trio as if the first red fifi ace occurs 1st the second red ace can be 2nd, 3rd or 4th; if the first red fi fi ace is dealt 2nd, the second red ace can only be 3rd or 4th; if the first red fi fi ace is the 3rd card dealt, the second red ace must be last. The chances are 1/6, 1/3, 1/2 respectively, and Gus should bet on it occurring last. Points to Ponder: Can you justify these fi gures? What if we used a full fi fi deck of 52 cards? Kudos Korner In Pyrgic Puzzle #4 from 17th July
Find as many words as possible using the letters in the wheel. Each must use the central letter and at least two others. Letters may be used only once. You may not use plurals, foreign words or proper nouns. There is at least one nine- letter word. Target: Excellent-21. Very good-18. Good-15. Target-12.
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E N D E M I C F M S F M Q E I R I O T A C T E I Q U N L U C K Y R P R R P I F R I N T R U D E F R P A T I O N U T E N U T R O R G A N L O F T
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we were asked for a proof that the square of a number consisting of n 6s followed by a 5 was a number formed of n 4s followed by n 2s followed by 25. Geoff Woodhouse ff ff was the only one to deliver a valid proof. Much Kudos. Wordpool b), d), b); EPU EGALITARIAN; Same Difference ff e ff GRATIFICATION, RATIFICATION; Dropouts TERBIUM, TORYISM, TURKISM; Cryptic FLUTE; Missing Links a) ton/sure/thing b) hidden/ dip/stick c) treasure/nut/case d) back/fl ip/side e) pit/bull/fi ght fi fi f) computer/chip/board
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Latest 28 Jul 2026 429.01 Weekly average
19 Jul 2026 428.72 31 Jul 2025 427.58 31 Jul 2016 403.35 Pre-industrial base 280 Safe level 350
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A rare powerful tornado developed over north-east Wisconsin on Monday, carving a 12-mile path of destruction in western parts of Appleton and Menasha before dissipating over Lake Winnebago .
The US National Weather Service classified the tornado as an EF3, fifi making it the fourth of that strength to strike Wisconsin in 2026. EF3 tornadoes are relatively rare in this area, and this year’s total is already the state’s highest since 1984 .
Another rare phenomenon was reported on Lake Winnebago: a meteotsunami . Unlike ordinary waves , these are mainly caused by air pressure disturbances, usually associated with severe thunderstorms. These generate waves that last from minutes to hours, rather than seconds, making them comparable to those produced by ocean tsunamis. The meteotsunami caused water levels on Lake Winnebago to fall by about 60cm (2ft) before surging back.
Much of Europe continues to endure hot , dry weather , though the focus of the heat is expected to shift eastwards this weekend , with parts of Austria, Hungary and Bosnia and Herzegovina forecast to reach about 40C ( 104F ) – more than 10C above the climatological average. Morgan Thomas MetDesk
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01.08.26 ISSUE № 253
CUTTINGS
Q&A......................................3 Experience.........................4 Dining across the divide...5 Flashback...........................6
‘It feels so cool. No feet!’ An amputation surgeon’s dark secret
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Phone-free fun How to digitally detox
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‘£30! On fl owers!’ Couples’ money diaries
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Happy birthday to me The rise of birthdayzillas
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CULTURE
Screen-age kicks Top fi lms for under-25s
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My cultural awakening..33 Music.................................34 What to do this week....36 Screen.................................38 Honest playlist.................39
Books The funny pages How to write a great comic novel
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Nonfi ction reviews.........44 Fiction reviews................47 Books of my life...............50 Naomi Alderman............51
LIFESTYLE
The pills it’s OK to pop A dietician on the supplements worth taking
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Travel Couscous and cool sands A cultural and culinary adventure in this year’s World Book Capital – the Moroccan city of Rabat. Plus novels that inspired travel writers’ voyages
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The best pictures taken on phones Alon Goldsmith
Eye Spy, 2026 Shot on iPhone 16 Pro Max
On New Year’s Day 2026, Alon Goldsmith began what he calls a “365-day project, which involves taking and posting a photo every day for a year. On some days, it’s a struggle to fi nd something worthy of being included and on others it’s a challenge to make a choice,” he says. This image was taken on day 111. Johannesburg -born, LA-based Goldsmith was on his daily bike ride, which usually takes him through Venice and around Santa Monica Pier , areas he
describes as containing a “ cornucopia of curiosities”. “I spend a lot of rides hunting for photos,” he says. “Looking at the world from this vantage point allows me to slow down and notice what’s around me in a diff erent way. When I’m not rushing, the world reveals itself more fully.” This Hi-Spy Viewing Machine is situated on the pier, looking over the beach . Goldsmith decided to translate what he captured into black and white during editing . “I think the change emphasises the graphic and cinematic nature of the composition,” he says. “The drama of the
clouds in black and white adds sculptural weight, and the bird helps to anthropomorphise the machine, turning it into a lonely character gazing out at an empty beach.” Tidying up, or erasing elements, like the swooping seagull , was out of the question, however: “The ethics of street photography forbid altering an image in that way .” Grace Holliday
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daddy longlegs, her unhappy resting face, and a grudge against her ex agent B
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orn in Lancashire, Fiona Allen, 61 , went to drama school in Salford . From 1999, she co-wrote and starred in the Emmy- winning and B afta-nominated TV sketch show Smack the Pony . She had roles in Shameless , Skins , Waterloo Road and EastEnders , and her fi lms include 24 Hour Party People , Fat Slags, Gladiatress and Finding Emily . In 2023, she took her show On the Run to the Edinburgh festival fringe and later toured the UK . This year, she performs White Lies at Edinburgh’s Gilded Balloon Teviot from 5 to 29 August . She is married with three children and lives in Berkshire .
What is your greatest fear? My kids navigating the world as it is today – and daddy longlegs.
What is your earliest memory? Nursery . I must have been about three. This little boy and me got these trikes and we went round and round, laughing. And then he went down the slide headfi rst and I thought : “My hero.” We had a blast, but then they split us up and we weren’t allowed to play with each other.
What is the trait you most deplore in others? Coldness, selfi shness.
Aside from a property, what’s the most expensive thing you’ve bought? A sports car. I was in my 20s; I’d fallen out with my boyfriend, so to cheer myself up I got myself a little silver and black Mazda and a matching jumper and jacket. And do you know what, it worked. I saw him do a double take.
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What is your most treasured possession? A little dibber from my dad that was from his grand ad, a jewellery box from my mum, and my olive trees.
come to death? A trip in a black cab with John Worboys. I had a lucky escape
Describe yourself in three words Passionate, gobby, fl abby.
What do you most dislike about your appearance? My resting face, because people say : “ Don’t worry, it might never happen. ” And I think : “What? I’m really happy.”
What is your most unappealing habit? I’m like an excitable puppy when I’m chatting, and I butt in.
What is the worst thing anyone’s said to you? The second agent I had said : “The thing is, you look like something but then you open your mouth.” So I got myself a sketch show and left, and she lost out.
What do you owe your parents? So many apologies.
What did you dream about last night? I was Boudicca driving a chariot into Waitrose car park.
If not yourself, who would you most like to be? My cockapoo, Herbert. He has a great, carefree life and tremendous eyelashes.
What or who is the greatest love of your life? My dog – sorry, my family.
Which living person do you most despise, and why? Amoral tech bros.
What is the closest you’ve come to death? I think I had a close shave with the taxi driver John W orboys . I was in Soho and going back to Chiswick where I lived, and I got a black cab. This guy wouldn’t stop talking and he off ered me champagne, and I said : “I don’t like champagne.” It went a bit quiet and I thought I’d off ended him. Then I remember going : “Hang on a minute, you shouldn’t be drinking champagne if you’re driving.” And he said : “I’ve just won the lottery and I’m fi nished after this.” I had a lucky escape.
What do you consider your greatest achievement? Growing three brains.
How would you like to be remembered? She was surprisingly good at the harpsichord.
I drive a bus for dogs
I
’ve been a bus driver for 25 years. Before that, I worked in engineering sales and was on the road a lot, but it became impractical once I had young children . I took my kids to soft play centres and I thought : “I could run a place like this.” I opened my own centre in a Victorian shopping arcade in Otley, West Yorkshire in 1995. It was great as my daughters could come with me. Then, a customer told me about play buses – vehicles converted into soft play centre s with slides, ball pits and climbing frames . I liked the idea. I went to an exhibition to look at some and bought a double decker that had already been converted . My uncle drove it home, because I couldn’t. I had to learn quickly as it was parked outside my house. It had no power
steering and a ratchet handbrake. I
threw up during my fi rst lesson
because I was so scared, but driving it
soon became second nature. I passed
my test within six months.
I loved working on the bus. I drove
it to diff erent places for play sessions
and met diff erent people every day.
Eventually, I gave the play centre up
and focused on taking the bus to
weddings, christenings and birthdays .
In April 2025, after 25 years, I sold
my bus . I was looking for something
else to do and spotted a job advert
seeking drivers for a new bus service.
It said applicants must like animals,
because the passengers would be dogs.
I was intrigued.
I called Laura Mohan , who was
launching Billy’s Bus , to fi nd out more.
She explained that the bus – named
after her cavapoo, Billy – would collect dogs and take them to her private dog park for exercise when their owners couldn’t walk them themselves. I love animals. I’ve always had dogs – I have a rescue whippet – and have cats and horses, too. My fi rst thought was that the bus was a mad idea, but it sounded fun. Laura reminded me of myself when I started my play bus. After an interview and a trial shift, I began driving in October 2025 . It’s
‘My fi rst thought was that the bus was a mad idea, but it sounded fun’ Sharon Telford with her passengers
favourite seat. One will bark at any dog sitting in theirs
been great – people smile and wave
when they see a yellow bus full of dogs .
At fi rst, I just drove the bus . Now
I supervise dogs in the fi eld, too. My
day starts with vehicle checks at 10am,
then I collect our passengers . We cover
a 10-mile radius of Leeds.
We can have up to 15 dogs on board.
The bus has been adapted – the seats
have been removed, and each dog sits
in its own raised pod with safety
restraints, harnesses and water bowls,
with views out the window. All the
dogs have a trial to make sure they’re
suited to the service and get along with
each other. We have people in the back
talking to them and reassuring them.
There’s a ratio of one person to six dogs.
The dogs all love the bus, and they
know the routine . As soon as we turn
on to a particular road and cross over
the cattle grid, they start barking .
They can’t wait to get to the fi eld.
I worked with children for years,
so the noise doesn’t bother me.
We clip a tunnel on to the side of the
bus to get the dogs off and into the
fi eld . They run free or play on the
seesaw, swing and trampoline, which
they go bonkers for. We stay for a
couple of hours before going home.
Back on the bus , the dogs get treats
and puppuccinos. They’re usually quiet
on the return – you know you’ve done
a good job if they’re worn out.
Some have a favourite seat on the
bus. One poodle has a meltdown if
another dog is in her pod on the front
row . She stands there, barking at them,
so we tend to let her sit there.
I adore my job – it’s so joyful and it
doesn’t feel like work. Some of the
dogs can be a bit aloof at fi rst, but
when they relax and take a treat off
you, it gives you a real buzz.
My role has involved some more
unusual work, too – I drove the bus in
the Ilkley Carnival parade in Bradford ,
with 10 dogs on board and another 30
following behind. We also fi lmed an
advert in a cinema to mark the release
of the Disney fi lm Hoppers. We had 10
dogs sitting in the seats and watching
the beginning of the movie. I was
behind them, holding the leads and
trying to make sure they all sat still.
The business has evolved since I
started – there are plans for the service
to go national. I’m 56 now, and I never
thought I’d end up driving a bus for
dogs, but it’s such good fun – I can’t
see myself doing anything else.
Sharon Telford
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across the divide Can breaking bread bridge political diff erences?
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country who will tax successful people more
thinks Restore Britain barely has a manifesto
Phill, 58, Hertfordshire Occupation Stairlift surveyor Voting record Always Conservative. Almost Reform UK i n the last general election. Restore Britain in the next Amuse bouche Phill has auditioned for Britain’s Got Talent many times. Never successfully , he says, because “I haven’t got a sob story ”
Joe, 32, Cambridge Occupation Agricultural engineer Voting record Labour when Jeremy Corbyn was leader . More recently Green Amuse bouche Joe is an expert at the Chinese strategy board game Go
For starters Joe Phill was better dressed than I was. I’d been at an agricultural show , so I was dressed for being on a farm. We talked about our lives . I’m an immigrant from China, came to the UK when I was four, lived on a council estate. My dad worked in a takeaway. I have an eight-month-old daughter. Phill I’m about to celebrate my silver wedding anniversary . I’ve got two boys at university, both home for the summer, working on the punts in Cambridge. Joe’s a nice chap. I didn’t think , oh God, he’s a left y – I don’t judge people like that.
Joe We asked them to surprise us and they delivered a beautiful sharing board with many of their signature dishes; dal, lamb and chicken curries. Phill The food was really nice. Washed down with a pint of cider.
The big beef Joe I voted for the Greens because I was impressed by their manifesto . I liked their policy on housing – there are many vacant properties that could be converted in a cost-eff ective and environmentally friendly way. Phill I think Zac k Polanski is a raving idiot, and a danger to the country. None of their policies have been costed – it just involves taxing companies and successful people more. I think Labour and the Tories are history . The next election will be Greens v Reform. I’m hoping [Restore Britain leader] Rupert Lowe might do a deal with Farage . I don’t trust Farage – he’s very establishment, a showman like Boris , but not as likable. Joe I disagree that the Greens’ economic policies are unrealistic. I have seen Rupert Lowe’s website – I wouldn’t call it a manifesto. It seems to talk about immigrants and non-British people almost exclusively , which in my mind is insuffi cient policy to run a country.
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Phill The country is in a lot of trouble, particularly with immigration, but also with far too many people on benefi ts that shouldn’t be. There are genuine people, but there are a lot that aren’t .
Sharing plate Joe We talked a little about foxhunting. He was strongly in favour . I was more on the fence, but I can see the economic benefi t of allowing it to occur. I do think, from the videos I’ve seen, that the intention isn’t to cruelly kill the fox. Phill It should never have been banned ; it was wildlife management. Generally, the foxes that were killed were the injured ones. Since the ban, there has been something like a third less foxes in the countryside. Trail hunting – following a scent – is still allowed. Very occasionally, a fox will run out when they’re on the chase, and the dogs will chase it , but not with our hunt – my wife is master of the hounds. Joe I asked Phill if I could come along and see what happens. I don’t have my own horse, or any dogs – perhaps he will lend me some.
For afters Phill We agreed immigration is necessary, but disagreed on the type of immigration. I think it should be stopped for the time being so we sit back and look what’s happening to the country; then, if needed, start opening it up again but with the right people who are going to do something for the country rather than take, take, take . Joe We agreed it wasn’t good to have people coming on small boats, but for me it was more about danger and money going to people traffi ckers. They are a small minority, and I feel he generalised from those people to the larger immigrant population. I would agree there are some bad immigrants, and he agrees there are some good ones. We didn’t discuss whether I was a good immigrant.
Takeaways Phill Joe wasn’t how I was expecting a mad lefty to be – he’s well mannered, a family man, a decent chap. Joe Phill didn’t change my mind about anything, but he is a great person – interesting, personable, charming. Because I’d parked further away, he gave me a lift to my car.
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Pussycat Dolls singer Ashley Roberts: ‘ It was my dream come true, but we were all burned out’
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Interview: Harriet Gibsone Main portrait: Pål Hansen Styling: Andie Redman
for the gods
orn in Phoenix, Arizona, in 1981 , Ashley Roberts joined the Pussycat Dolls in 2002 . Their debut single, Don’t Cha , spent three weeks at No 1 in the UK in 2005 . The sextet sold more than 55m records worldwide before splitting in 2010 . Roberts has since appeared on I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! and Strictly Come Dancing , and was a judge on Dancing on Ice . She hosts a show on Heart 00s every Saturday . The Pussycat Dolls – now a trio of Nicole Scherzinger, Roberts and Kimberly Wyatt – are currently on a 21-date tour .
This tutu picture was taken at my fi rst ever dance recital, and I’m happy as can be. It was the 80s, so everything’s pink and fl uff y, and I have big hair and a serious fringe. I love the way my feet and hands are angled a little bit abnormally. I thought I was posing for the gods. I started dance lessons when I was three years old. My father was a drummer and percussionist, and I would not stop wiggling when he played his music. My parents knew they needed to channel that energy somewhere. Dance became my world, my best friend, my creativity. I didn’t really care about school. I just wanted to get to my dance class, listen to music and be surrounded by my community. It felt like I’d found my gift. At home, it was me, my brother and Mum and Dad. Dad was always banging on something, whether it was the steering wheel, the sofa or his actual drum set. My mum was a pilates instructor, so she would wear her custom-made aerobics outfi ts every day – the belts, the thongs with the cycling shorts, the scrunchies that matched the belt. Dad would throw wild parties and his band would play at our house. There were a lot of eclectic, creative people coming in and out, and while it wasn’t necessarily an intellectual household, I was always free to express myself.
Dance gave me an enormous amount of discipline and bravery. When I was 12, my dance teachers told my mum I wasn’t going to be taken up a level as they didn’t think I was good enough. This deep, determined part of me wasn’t going to accept that. I sat my teachers down and told them that I worked hard and that I could deliver.
I held my own and they ended up
agreeing with me.
When I was 18, I wanted to move to
LA to become a professional dancer,
but I had to work three jobs in Phoenix
before I could aff ord it. I was a hostess
at a restaurant, I did shifts at the dance
studio and I was an emcee at
bar mitzvahs – my job was to get
everybody up on their feet dancing to
the YMCA. As soon as I saved $1,000
cash, I packed up my things and left.
Initially, I was working as a backing dancer – mainly adverts and music videos, like Aaron Carter’s I Want Candy. Then my friend told me about this cool burlesque act called the Pussycat Dolls who were stationed at Johnny Depp’s Viper Room . All the best female dancers in LA were auditioning, and I wanted in. I was technically too young to be in the club, so I had to sneak in and out for my audition – but I made the fi nal cut. I loved that it was girly, and sassy – just a bunch of women getting together and singing cover songs. Carmen Electra was in Baywatch at the time, and she was part of the original lineup, so there was a lot of buzz and we had celebrities turning up and getting involved, such as Brittany Murphy, Christina Aguilera and Gwen Stefani – who was the key to us getting signed. She brought Jimmy Iovine , the head of Interscope , along to a show. People kept telling me what a big deal it was – that Jimmy was like gold dust in the music business. I didn’t care – I was having so much fun and thought, “Whatever! As long I am getting paid to do what I love.” It wasn’t until I found out our fi rst single Don’t Cha was written by CeeLo Green and featuring Busta Rhymes that the gravity of what we were embarking on hit me.
How well was I equipped for fame? Back in the 90s and 00s, nobody talked about coping skills or self-care. There wasn’t anyone looking after our health or wellbeing. Over time, I’ve learned to live with balance, doing breath work to help me relax, but back then I would get a pat on the back to remind me to sleep. We were hard workers, and growing up as dancers we were programmed to be resilient: if your toe breaks, you still go out and do the show. Plus, it was peak paparazzi era – cameras would be directed up our skirts, and they would make sure to shoot certain angles of our body so they could circle any fl aws
HAIR: CLARE HURFORD. MAKEUP: CASSANDRA SCALIA AT THE ARCH AGENCY. ARCHIVE IMAGE: COURTESY OF ASHLEY ROBERTS
and point out our imperfections on the internet. It was all happening all so fast. We were travelling country to country every day. It was my dream come true, but I didn’t have time to digest it, process it, until I was on the other side. In the end, my body started shutting down. I went to an acupuncturist and she said, “ If you don’t scream, your body’s gonna scream for you.” The stress of working so relentlessly was making my body react. I was starting to get patches of eczema on my legs and shingles across my face and I had a stomach ulcer. We were all burned out. Kim was the fi rst to mention that we should take a break. It was clear we all needed to take our own paths.
A few years ago, Nic got in touch. She’d just fi nished Sunset Boulevard on Broadway and the West End , and thought it was a good moment to start the Pussycat Dolls again. I wanted to make sure I could truly enjoy it this time, so the three of us sat down and had honest conversations about where we were at, to make sure we were in alignment. Now, even if we have a gruelling schedule, we can set boundaries, such as to eat lunch and to make sure sleep is scheduled. I often think back to the 12-year-old who argued her worth to her dance teacher. When I was a young woman at the start of my career, I did lose some of that boldness. Being in a group that was manufactured in the noughties, it was a diff erent time to be in the limelight and certain powerful people would tell you what you should look like or how to dress, and you would agree because you didn’t want to lose the opportunity. That took a toll on my self-esteem over the years, and I am still in some ways, trying to get it back. I’ve realised that most days I might not feel confi dent, but it’s a matter of showing up, even though you are uncertain. I’m also reminded, as we do all of our rehearsals, that I’m not the same as I was back then physically. My back hurts – I didn’t realise how intense some of our routines were. Aside from that, the little girl in the tutu is still my driving force. My heart and soul is music and performing, and I wish I could bottle up the feeling of being on stage. My boyfriend asked the other day: “How do you feel when you get up there?” I said: “Like I’m home.” My thoughts, my fears, everything just melts away. 2026
and soul is performing – all my fears melt away
‘I FELT SICK THAT HE WAS EVEN NEAR MY MUM’ Neil Hopper was a top surgeon whose legs had been amputated. What his patients and their families didn’t know was that his injuries were self-infl icted after he became a regular on an extreme fetish website. Now they’re asking questions about their own medical treatment. Jenny Kleeman reports
OF ALL THE THINGS THAT happened in the fraught days after 72-year-old Liz Spooner had her leg amputated at the Royal Cornwall hospital in Truro in 2022, one memory remains vivid in the mind of her daughter, Faye Harrison. Liz’s surgery had taken much longer than anticipated, Faye remembers, and, delirious after the anaesthetic and morphine, Liz had begun to refuse food and medication. That’s when Faye was ushered into a side room with a consultant surgeon. “He was smiley. He came across as quite charming and caring,” Faye recalls. He ran through a long list of the medications Liz was taking, and began explaining why she needed them. “I remember looking down – you look down at the fl oor a lot when you have these kinds of conversations – and I noticed he’d got metal sticks coming out of his trouser legs.” Faye blinks in disbelief at the memory. “I thought, blimey , he’s operated on my mum, but he’s also an amputee.” Neil Hopper was a celebrity in the world of vascular surgery – the specialist fi eld involving veins and arteries, and therefore amputations. He had been a consultant for a decade by the time of Liz’s operation, and had received awards for clinical excellence. But in May 2019 , following suspected sepsis, Hopper himself had had to undergo double below-the-knee amputations. When he walked into the surgical theatre on prosthetic legs in January 2020 ready to perform amputations on
patients again, a BBC camera crew was there to fi lm his heroic comeback. He talked about his experience of sepsis on the sofa of ITV’s This Morning , dressed in shorts that proudly exposed his prosthetics. Using the handle @ bionicsurgeon , he had documented his experiences as a disabled doctor on social media. He even applied to the European Space Agency , hoping to be the world’s fi rst astronaut with a disability. He won multiple accolades: named one of the coolest people in Cornwall , and one of the bravest people in Britain. But Faye chose not to mention his legs during their 15-minute conversation about her mum. Instead, she made some small talk: noting Hopper’s Welsh accent, she declared Cornwall’s beaches to be far better than Wales’s. It was an odd scenario, but there was at least something reassuring about knowing the man caring for her mother was himself an amputee. “I remember thinking, God, he must have amazing empathy.” Coming out of the side room, Faye told her husband about the extraordinary surgeon she’d just met. “It’s awful, really, but I remember saying, ‘ He’s got prosthetic legs – and his name’s Hopper.’ Because, in times like that, you look for anything that’s going to make you laugh.” It had been a harrowing few days for Liz’s family, but the ordeal had begun a year earlier, when she had fallen on the beach and broken her leg. A people person, Liz was a former nurse who went on to manage a children’s home in Birmingham for 12 years before settling in Cornwall. After her husband’s death in 2009, she fi lled her days volunteering at the RNLI shop in Rock. It was after a shift there, while walking her dog, that Liz tripped and broke her left femur. It didn’t heal properly and, six months later, she had surgery to insert a metal rod in her leg, which then became infected. In July 2022, Liz was told she needed to make a choice: she could either take antibiotics for the rest of her life, which could stop working, or have her leg amputated. “Get rid of that bloody leg, get rid of the infection, and she’s going to be all right, we thought,” Faye says . They were expecting the procedure to take fi ve or six hours, but Faye tells me it took 11 or 12. Recovering on the high -dependency unit, Liz became paranoid and delusional. She told Faye there were ghosts in her room; that people were out to get her; that she was being secretly fi lmed. “The nurses and doctors were saying this was normal after a very big anaesthetic and all the morphine. But she was never really out of that state. She was never my mum again, after that operation.” Liz contracted hospital-acquired pneumonia and, nine days after her surgery, she died. Faye says that no one ever explained why her mum’s procedure had taken so much longer than anticipated. If it had been shorter, she wondered, then perhaps Liz wouldn’t have been so delirious afterwards, or she might not have been in hospital for long enough to contract the pneumonia that killed her. But Liz had always believed in the NHS, and so does Faye – she works as an NHS speech and language therapist . She assumed her mum had just been very unlucky. “No reason to doubt anything,” she shrugs. Then, three years after her mother’s death, in September 2025 , Faye was listening to the news on her drive into work, and heard Neil Hopper’s name. He had been jailed after pleading guilty to two counts of fraud by false representation and three counts of possession of extreme pornography . The fraud conviction related to claims he had made on his health insurance after the amputation of his legs. Hopper had not had sepsis, after all – the injuries that caused his legs to be amputated were self-infl icted. He had deliberately harmed himself, because he had an amputation fetish. Faye felt as if she was going to vomit. “Oh my God, I felt sick that he was even near my mum.” Royal Cornwall hospitals NHS trust issued a statement on the day Hopper was convicted. “ We want to reassure the public that our exhaustive investigations have found no evidence whatsoever to indicate any risk or harm to patients at our hospitals ,” it said. But Faye was not
Neil Hopper (left) in a photograph from his Instagram page, @bionicsurgeon
reassured.“Who gets their own legs amputated when there’s nothing wrong with them? And then to think that he’d been a doctor. And then – even worse – a doctor who does amputations on other people.” Questions swirled around her head. “My mum was in that operating room a very, very long time. Was something going on? ” Across Cornwall and beyond, Hopper’s former patients and their families were asking similar questions. Here was a surgeon prepared to lie for years to his colleagues, his patients, the wider public and his closest family about the nature of his injuries – a man who, on the basis of the extreme pornography he was convicted of possessing, revelled in seeing people in excruciating pain . How could anyone be sure he never posed any risk to patients?
HOPPER WAS RESOLUTELY SILENT after his arrest in March 2023 . He replied “ No comment” in his two police interviews; he did not speak in court. Perhaps the greatest insight into his mindset and character comes from comparing his Bionic Surgeon persona with the truth that emerged during his criminal trial and his fi tness to practi se tribunal. The contrast lays bare the questions that remain for Hopper’s former patients – and his former employers. On the surface, at least, Hopper seemed to live a very conventional life before he lost his legs. The son of two nurses, he grew up in Aberystwyth and Swansea , and attended a private boarding school . He studied at University of Wales College of Medicine in Cardiff , earning a fi rst-class degree in anatomical sciences and an honours degree in medicine . He met his future wife at medical school, they had a son and a daughter, and the family went to Australia for a year, where Hopper worked as a vascular surgeon in Sydney , before returning to the UK in 2013 to be a consultant surgeon, both at the Royal Cornwall hospital and at the Duchy, Cornwall’s only private hospital . “ I developed a keen interest in vascular surgery mainly because it was reconstructive, no two operations were the same, and having to operate on all parts of the body provided the variety to keep my interest, ” Hopper told the Western Mail in 2021 . In April 2019, so his story went, Hopper and his daughter became unwell during a family camping trip. “ My daughter got better but I didn’t, so my family abandoned me at home thinking I had a stomach bug. I started feeling a bit achy so took some paracetamol and went to bed ,” he told Cornwall Live in February 2020 . Later, Hopper’s wife and children were away visiting his in-laws; when his wife rang him and he “ spoke gibberish ” on the phone to her she called a friend, who went around to check on him, found the front door open, and called an ambulance. “The next thing I remember is being in intensive care,” Hopper continued. “I remember my feet hurting a lot.” Hopper told doctors he’d been vomiting and had diarrhoea. He underwent extensive testing, with medical staff bewildered by the cause of his condition. In the end, they suspected sepsis. “ I could see my toes had gone blue so at that point I knew where I was sort of
headed ,” he later told the BBC ; blue skin on the soles of the feet is a recognised sign of sepsis . For two weeks, his medical colleagues tried to improve the blood supply to his legs. He was transferred from the Royal Cornwall hospital to Derriford , a specialist training hospital, for hyperbaric oxygen therapy. But it was in vain. Once amputation began to look inevitable, he said to the BBC, he “couldn’t help but imagine the mechanics” of what it would entail. “ The thought of power tools being used on me was icky .” Hopper’s toes were removed on 10 May, and, when that wasn’t deemed enough, he opted to have both his lower legs removed on 17 May. “ I’m now a bilateral below-knee amputee, which is quite ironic, given my job,” Hopper declared in the fi rst video uploaded to his YouTube channel, six months after his surgery; he had already started calling himself the Bionic Surgeon by then . In another video, uploaded to mark his fi rst year as an amputee, he boasted about getting an all-expenses paid trip to Salford to be on BBC Breakfast . In early 2022 , he revealed he was undergoing assessments in Hamburg with the European Space Agency, in a bid to become the world’s fi rst para-astronaut; he got down to the fi nal 27 candidates . “When I was ill, somebody told me that I’d end up doing Ted Talks and all sorts, and I said absolutely not, this was never going to be a big part of my life, and I’ve completely fallen into that trap,” he chuckled on BBC Radio Cornwall . He knew his injuries had opened up a particular kind of opportunity for him. “My life is more interesting because of what’s happened to me,” he told a Welsh BBC documentary crew , just before his arrest. But Hopper’s journey to becoming the Bionic Surgeon actually began the year before he lost his legs, with a very diff erent set of videos. It was revealed during his criminal trial that, in August 2018, Hopper used the email address adecentguyincornwall@gmail.com to set up the profi le “AdmiroDoc” on eunuchmaker.com , a pay-per-view fetish website featuring videos of men and boys either maiming themselves or allowing others to mutilate them on camera. Marius Gustavson , the Norwegian man living in London who ran the site, had had his own penis, nipple and left leg removed . Gustavson is currently serving a life sentence for multiple off ences, including causing grievous bodily harm with intent .
“I CAN SEE HOW NEIL HOPPER got into it,” says the man who was known as “Michael” during Gustavson’s trial. “I don’t think he just got it into his head one day to type in ‘Eunuch Maker’ – I think he was on various fetish sites looking for more and more extreme stuff and found his way on there. A little bit of passing interest, and then as soon as you’re on that site, it becomes an echo chamber.” Michael was the fi rst person to report Gustavson to the police, after Gustavson had castrated him on video and branded him with the initials “EM” . Michael had been in a vulnerable mental state and was using drugs when Gustavson mutilated him; he went to the police when he was in recovery a year later, and realised he’d been the victim of what the judge in Gustavson’s trial would call “little more than human butchery ” . “The thing with that website is, it made all of this seem absolutely normal ,” Michael says. The site operated between 14 January 2018 and 1 March 2021, during which time Gustavson earned almost £300,000 from more than 22,800 paying users from across the globe . (The victims who appeared in the videos were promised money from the revenue; Michael says his castration earned him £60, which didn’t even cover the cost of his travel.) In the chat rooms and on the message boards, members who had undergone verifi ed castration, amputation or genital removal were given special badges of honour. “It was a community. Very supportive, very welcoming and very enthusiastic,” Michael tells me. “There were always rumours of, oh, there’s an actual surgeon here, there’s an actual nurse,” he continues. There was a nurse, it transpired: Nathan Arnold, who received a suspended sentence after he was found guilty of GBH for removing Gustavson’s nipple . And
BELIEVE THERE WEREN’T ULTERIOR MOTIVES BEHIND THE OPERATIONS HE CARRIED OUT’
there was Hopper. “It’s absolutely horrifying to learn that a consultant surgeon in the NHS really was there.” I am loath to describe the videos Hopper was watching – which I learned about when I attended his criminal court hearing via video link – but the broad details are relevant to his patients. Hopper was performing surgery on them in his professional life while watching people writhing in agony in his private life; this was pornography so sadistic and extreme that possession of it added 10 months to the 22-month prison sentence he received for insurance fraud. The fi rst video cost Hopper £10 ; it shows Gustavson castrating another man. The second, costing £35, features a man t ied to a bed while Gustavson rolls dice to decide which body parts to remove; the man ended up losing his penis and testicles, and bled so much that Gustavson called an ambulance, all with the camera still rolling. In a third video, also costing Hopper £35, a man cuts off his own penis and holds it up to the camera. “I’ve watched them thousands of times,” Hopper enthusiastically messaged Gustavson on WhatsApp , singling out the video where paramedics had to be called for particular praise. Hopper was paying for these videos a few months after operating on a woman I’ll call Joan. We meet in a caf e in west London; she doesn’t want me to say where she lives or use her real name. Joan had booked into the
private Duchy hospital to have a varicose vein removed
in advance of her daughter’s wedding. “He was the vein
man at the Duchy,” she tells me. “He seemed very nice,
really easy-going. He’s a sort of cuddly man – slightly
overweight and jolly-looking. I warmed to him.” She
thought it was going to be straightforward. “My mother
and one of my sisters had had veins removed before,
and neither of them had ever had any problems.”
Throughout the 30-minute procedure, Hopper was in
charge of removing Joan’s vein and administering the
anaesthetic. “I hurt a lot,” she says, fi xing me with her
gaze. At fi rst, she didn’t want to make a fuss. “I’m not
a baby, I’m not a coward. I thought, I’ll just put up with it
until it’s over. But it got to the point where I couldn’t put
up with it. I had to say, this really, really hurts.” Hopper
could see her squirming, and hear her pleading for him to
stop. He said he’d give her more anaesthetic, but it made
no diff erence. “It still hurt just as much. It felt like he was
pulling a vein out of my leg without any anaesthetic at all.”
After the operation, Hopper refused to let Joan pay
for it. “It was a few hundred pounds, and he let me off the
bill. Private doctors don’t do that – they just don’t.” She
shakes her head. “At the time I thought, what a nice man –
that’s so reasonable of him, because he had hurt me a lot. ”
Joan was alarmed to read about Hopper’s conviction in
the newspaper. “It was unnerving.” She hadn’t followed
the details of the case, and didn’t know about the videos
Hopper had been watching, until I told her about them in
the broadest possible terms. “It makes me feel physically
sick. It’s beyond belief,” she says. “But I’m glad I know,
actually: I thought I was imagining it. It felt like he hadn’t
used anaesthetic, when I had been told he had. But I no
longer know for sure that he did.” She shakes her head.
“He was obviously deranged, and I’d been at his mercy.”
Ramsay Health Care UK, the parent company behind
t he Duchy hospital , said it was unable to comment on any
individual episodes of patient care. “During his period
of holding practising privileges with Ramsay Health
Care UK, no signifi cant concerns were raised regarding
Mr Hopper’s clinical practice or any risk to patient safety,”
a spokesperson said in a statement. “We want to reassure
our patients, partners and the wider community that
we remain fully committed to the highest standards of
professional conduct and clinical governance.”
Towards the end of 2018, Hopper messaged Gustavson
asking him to fi x a fault that meant he could no longer
watch the videos he’d bought. “Don’t worry,” Hopper
eventually wrote, “my tastes are more exotic these days.”
Gustavson caused his own left leg to be amputated
in February 2019. He had placed his foot in a bucket of
dry ice for eight hours (uploading a short video of the
process to his website) before going to hospital where
his leg was ultimately removed below the knee.
By April, Hopper was asking for advice on how he could
do the same. Gustavson sent him a digital document
with instructions, equipment lists and diagrams, telling
Hopper where to order the dry ice and how to access the
dark web to buy opiates for pain relief. The prosecution
in Hopper’s trial argued that Hopper was not groomed:
he was an equal and willing participant. “Wow,” Hopper
messaged Gustavson, “I’ve dreamed of this for 20 years.”
With his wife and children away at his in-laws and
both feet submerged in dry ice, Hopper sent Gustavson
periodic WhatsApp updates. “It’s going to be awesome
being a double amputee,” he wrote. Then, he sent
Gustavson a photograph of his erect penis. He continued
messaging Gustavson from his hospital bed after the
amputation, thanking him for making it all possible,
and sending a photo of his bandaged stumps, saying
how “sexy” it was. “It feels so cool. No feet!”
GUSTAVSON WAS ARRESTED IN 2021 . The police investigation into his devices and communications ultimately led them to Hopper, who was fi rst interviewed in March 2023 , and also a web of others in positions of authority in British society who derived sexual gratifi cation from mutilation. Three days before Hopper’s court hearing, former vicar Geoff rey Baulcomb was
sentenced to three years in prison for GBH after maiming another man’s genitals on camera . Michael, the man who fi rst reported Gustavson, is convinced there are going to be more arrests. “There’s going to be more people discovered through this,” he says. “Are we going to have a police offi cer next? A lawyer? A politician?” It wasn’t Hopper’s fetish that led to his downfall – it was his lies. Before submitting fraudulent health insurance claims to Aviva and Old Mutual Wealth (now Quilter) , Hopper had consulted friends and family – people who had no idea his injuries were self-infl icted – about whether he should make the applications. “I sort of feel like I should milk this for as much as possible,” he texted a friend. In a message to his father, he wrote, “If it’s hundreds of thousands, I’ll cash it in. If it’s tens of thousands, I’ll leave it.” His total insurance payout was £466,653.81 . He also claimed around £44,000 in disability benefi ts. The insurance claims had both been paid by July 2019; the same month, Hopper commissioned an architect to design an extension to his home . He spent £15,000 on a hot tub, £3,000 on audio equipment and £22,000 on a luxury camping trailer . He posted pictures of his new kitchen and hot tub on Instagram , then a month later he posted a picture of the family Christmas tree with the comment “Life ain’t bad!”. By November 2022, all the insurance money had been spent. During Hopper’s trial, the prosecution accepted that Hopper had neither taken out health insurance with the intention of making fraudulent claims nor frozen his feet in order to enrich himself ; he had made the claims because not claiming might look suspicious. His motivation for harming himself, they argued, was sexual, not fi nancial. Hopper’s defence team presented a different explanation. His defence barrister told the court that Hopper had suff ered from lifelong gender dysphoria, as well as body dysmorphia, which manifested in a loathing for his feet. “They felt like an unwelcome extra.” He had tried to fi ll his life with family and work, but could not quiet the “constant noise” and “persisting, never-ending discomfort” caused by the idea of his feet. ( Gustavson’s legal team had made similar arguments at
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Gustavson’s trial : that he had body integrity disorder and had simply been off ering a service to others like him.) But the sexual content, both in the videos Hopper watched and in the communication he sent Gustavson while he was harming himself, are undeniable. Hopper was aroused by what he saw, and what he did. “He does not regret the facts of the amputations – he had wanted it for 20 years – but he regrets the dishonesty and falsehood,” his barrister continued. Appealing to the judge before sentencing, the barrister informed the court that Hopper’s wife had left him. He asked for a suspended sentence, noting that Hopper would be forever recognisable, but would no longer garner any public sympathy. He read out a statement from Hopper: “My thoughts and behaviours have not had any eff ect on my job,” it read. “I worked very hard and always tried my best for my patients.” After Hopper received his sentence – 32 months in prison plus a 10-year sexual harm prevention order – the Royal Cornwall hospitals trust said their investigations had revealed “no evidence whatsoever to indicate any risk” to Hopper’s patients . But when Hopper’s fi tness to practi se was assessed at a Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service (MPTS) hearing in May this year, which looked at whether Hopper should be allowed to continue as a doctor, the tribunal found “ an extremely high level of seriousness and risk in this case, and that Dr Hopper has not demonstrated any meaningful insight or remediation into the impact of his behaviour on public protection ”. Recommending that he be struck off the medical register, Robert Dudley, on behalf of the GMC, said : “The doctor’s professional life cannot be separated from his personal behaviours.” The tribunal took place virtually, over Microsoft Teams, with Hopper representing himself. He rang in from prison, his place in the hearing marked by a redacted phone number on a grey rectangle. When he gave his fi nal statement, his voice was thin, reedy and full of self-pity. “I’m fi nding this rather diffi cult,” he began. “I am currently in prison for these crimes, and I have never denied responsibility or guilt for them.” (He did, however, say “ No comment” in his police interviews; he could have done considerably more to help ensure
Hopper tells his story on ITV’s This Morning, 6 March 2020 (left). Opposite: Liz Spooner (top, on right) and her daughter Faye Harrison in Spain in 2017, and (below) Mike Bird, the lawyer representing Hopper’s patients
that justice was done.) “I attended this tribunal in
order to prove that I understood the seriousness of the
allegations and to face them. I had the opportunity to
hide away, but, regardless of what people might think
of me, I have principles.” He said he was “a person of
deep refl ection and conscience” and that it had “taken
me ages to come to terms with what I’ve done”. Not once
did he mention his former patients, or the profound
distress he might have caused them. He was struck off
on 29 May .
“NOT A SURPRISE,” SAYS MIKE BIRD, partner and specialist in medical claims at Enable Law , when I speak to him a few days after the tribunal gave its verdict. “What worries me is that there’s a huge discrepancy between the perception of how serious this was by the trust where he worked, on the one hand, and the regulator of the profession, on the other. The trust concluded there was no risk to the public – and they said that after he’d been convicted – whereas the MPTS and the GMC said there were extremely high levels of risk.” Bird says his fi rm has had about 20 serious inquiries from Hopper’s former patients. “There hasn’t been a long line of people saying, ‘I’ve had my limb amputated and I believe it was inappropriately done,’” he tells me; a signifi cant proportion of amputees are elderly, and many of Hopper’s former patients may have already died. “Of those who’ve contacted us, some have felt a sense of betrayal or even a feeling of assault because of what they now think was going on in his mind when he was treating them. They are questioning whether the decisions he made about their treatment were appropriate, whether they were motivated by his own sexual gratifi cation rather than clinical need.” It’s much harder to claim damages for psychological trauma compared with physical injuries. “The law doesn’t always follow reality,” Bird says. In response to a freedom of information request, the Royal Cornwall hospitals trust has released the report it commissioned on Hopper’s caseload, an investigation the trust described in the statement it gave to the press on the day of Hopper’s conviction as “exhaustive”, “comprehensive” and conducted by “an independent clinical expert”. “It’s done by someone who’s not an expert in the fi eld, someone who is not independent of the trust. He’s not talked to other colleagues, other staff or any patients: he’s looked at the medical records of 30 patients ,” Bird says. The focus was on procedures that took place between 1 August 2018 and 31 October 2020, years before Faye’s mother, Liz, had her surgery. “It’s a very brief, very superficial reactive response to a crisis situation – and it’s not enough.” Bird continues. “When I’ve spoken to patients who subsequently contacted us, they have said, ‘Is this not the trust marking its own homework?’ Where’s the independence? Where’s the rigour? When something like this happens, why did the trust not immediately go to NHS England or the Royal College of Surgeons and say, ‘Please help us work out what’s happened’?”
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“ Our priority from the beginning has been to investigate Mr Hopper’s actions so that we can reassure patients there is no evidence of risk or harm to them,” a spokesperson for the Royal Cornwall hospitals NHS trust said in response to this article. “RCHT carried out clinical reviews of all amputation surgery carried out by Mr Hopper at our hospitals over a two-year period specifi ed by police investigators. These formed part of the police investigation process. Our investigations found no evidence to indicate any risk or harm to patients.” The RCHT added that complex vascular surgery is always managed by a team of healthcare professionals, and is never the decision of one surgeon. “We have received reassurance on vascular surgical outcomes between 2013 and 2023 from the National Vascular Registry , who analysed our data for that period, and said further analysis would not add value to this case.”
DAVID PARKER WAS ONE OF THE fi rst patients Hopper operated on after he came back to work on prosthetic legs. He was clearly still getting used to them: David says when they fi rst met for his consultation, Hopper “fell in the doorway and fell into his chair”. But it was winter, and Hopper was wearing long trousers instead of shorts, so David had no idea his surgeon was an amputee. He only realised a year or so later, when he saw a documentary on regional television. “It was saying what a hero he was, still doing his job after having his legs removed.” By that time, David didn’t consider Hopper to be a hero. He’d had a procedure to unblock an artery in his neck; Hopper had assured him it would be straightforward and shouldn’t take more than one or two hours, but it ended up taking an entire day. David remembers waking up during surgery and being roughly pushed back down on to the operating table. Ever since he came out of theatre six years ago, he has suff ered debilitating nerve pain. He has spent all his retirement savings on private physiotherapy, to little avail. “The day after the surgery, Mr Hopper came and sat on the side of my bed. The fi rst thing he said to me was, ‘Do you remember anything from yesterday?’ And I said, ‘Well, I remember waking up.’ He said, ‘No, no,
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that didn’t happen. That’s probably just the anaesthetic playing tricks on your mind.’ I never saw him again.” David says he has since had it confi rmed by other staff present during the procedure at the Royal Cornwall hospital that he did wake up during surgery. He has been trying to work out how he came to be injured ever since, with years of emails and follow up meetings. Once the news of Hopper’s conviction broke, David says, “My case made a lot more sense. Something happened in the surgery that day, which I’m still living with. ” The nerve damage could have occurred during the procedure on his vein or when he was pushed down on to the operating table. David accepts he may never be able to fi nd out. He doesn’t believe the trust’s assertion that Hopper never posed any risk to patients. “I can’t imagine a man with so many psychological problems being able to do a surgery and put all his personal life to one side. It just wouldn’t happen, would it?” He sighs. “Professionals can talk about his professional life – I’ll talk about his private life,” Michael says when I put this to him. “At the time that I was on that website, it was constantly there in my mind. It colours everything. It takes years to get it out of your system. If you’re looking at that sort of stuff , and it’s the same stuff you’re doing at work day-to-day – I’d fi nd it very diffi cult to compartmentalise. I don’t think it’d be possible.” It is the never knowing – the lifelong, gnawing doubt – that is the source of ongoing trauma for Hopper’s former patients and their families. They know one thing for sure: they had a doctor who was consistently , and criminally, dishonest. The name of the surgeon who operated on Faye’s mother was not revealed in the inquest into her death. Even though she had a consultation with him after Liz’s operation, Faye had never been certain that Hopper had performed the amputation. When she recently contacted the Royal Cornwall hospital for confi rmation, she was told that, despite her vivid memories of her consultation with him, there was “ … no record of Mr Hopper being involved at any stage” in Liz’s care. In response to inquiries from the Guardian, the Royal Cornwall hospitals NHS trust says Liz’s medical records show that Hopper was not in theatre for the amputation
‘Something happened in the surgery that day, which I’m still living with’: David Parker, one of Neil Hopper’s patients
of her leg, and that procedure only took three and a half
hours, not the 11 or 12 that Faye claims it did.
Faye has text messages she sent to family members
during her mum’s surgery informing them that the
procedure was taking far longer than the fi ve hours
they had originally anticipated. She says she clearly
remembers repeatedly ringing the hospital during the
surgery to ask why her mother still hadn’t come out of it,
and being told by staff that her mother’s delirious state
was due to her having such a lengthy procedure.
“I just don’t seem to be getting anything back
from the hospital that’s correct,” Faye sighs. “Things
happened that I know for a fact happened. I know I met
Neil Hopper. I know he was involved in my mum’s
care. I don’t know whether he’s just lied and covered
his tracks, and therefore the hospital is going by what
they’ve got .”
“He may well have been involved – he just may not
have made notes ,” says Bird. “He lied to his medical
professional colleagues. The medical records he did
make – why would they be right? They were written
by a proven liar.” It’s another reason, Bird says, that
any review into Hopper’s work that’s based on medical
notes alone is inadequate.
Hopper was told he must serve at least 40% of his
sentence, so he will be eligible for release from prison
within the next few months . The criminal trial focused
only on the charges he could be prosecuted with – fraud
and possession of extreme pornography – and not the
deception of colleagues, patients, and his wife and
children, nor the psychological harm he has caused to
the people who put their lives and bodies in his hands.
While these things are profoundly wrong, they are not
necessarily crimes.
“He hasn’t been punished for what he’s done to
patients,” says Faye. “I just refuse to believe that there
weren’t ulterior motives behind the operations he carried
out.” The ongoing doubts have made it harder for her to
grieve, she says. She wants to have her mother’s pictures
on the walls, but can’t face the prospect of going through
Liz’s old photographs, which remain in a box in Faye’s loft.
Faye wants the trust to commission an independent
inquiry into Hopper , investigating not only whether
amputations he performed were needlessly done, but
also his conduct during his operations – whether his
procedures were prolonged, drawn out or otherwise
inappropriately carried out. “It’s horrifi c that there
hasn’t been an independent audit from NHS England
or the Royal College of Surgeons. Why hasn’t there been
a full independent inquiry?”
When we fi rst met, Faye had been in two minds about
whether or not to speak out about what happened to her
mother. She had feared that, if Liz’s wider family and
many friends read about her connection to Hopper, they
would be horrifi ed. “I don’t want them to go through
what I’ve been through,” she’d said. But then she
thought about what Liz would want. “She cared about
fairness and justice, and making sure people faced up
to things. If she were alive today, I know what she would
say. She’d say, ‘Go get that effi ng bastard .’ ” •
THERE’S A RITUAL AT THE START of every event hosted by the Offl ine Project . Run by Pelé Zachariah , the activities vary – it could be a group walk , a collage-making class or a supper club – but each one begins in the same way , *with an invitation to hand over your phone. Devices go in a lockbox . Once they’re all in, Zachariah closes the door and turns the key. “I don’t place them in for people, because it’s nice for them to physically put it in the box themselves, walk away, and think: for the next two or three hours, I’m fully present.” He has been running these screen-free events in London since August 2025 . First-timers can be apprehensive about being separated from their phone. “You can sense the vibe when they’re putting it away,” says Zachariah. “ People have said to me , ‘I felt really weird’ or ‘I felt super uncomfortable for the fi rst few minutes not having my phone on me.’ Then they’ll say , ‘I didn’t know how much I needed that.’ ” Zachariah understands why people might fi nd it diffi cult at fi rst. “It’s very unnatural. You might put your phone in the living room while you work in the kitchen, but here you’re seeing it locked behind what is essentially a gate that you can’t access,” he says. But when people leave, they often say they would like to have their own phone lockbox , or tell him that they’re going to try to not look at their device until they get home. “It’s kind of sad that we have to literally lock our phones away. But people really crave that time.” This is true for Jarred Laros , 31 , who lives in Essex and has been a regular at the Offl ine Project since it launched. One of the fi rst events he went to was a “paint and sip” evening, where an artist taught everyone how to paint a landscape scene with mountains, a river and a sunset. People sat around a table together, working on their canvases while having drinks and snacks, and getting to know each other. “I liked the idea of getting
A digital detox is more achievable than you think. From mobile-free pubs to a fl oating retreat – and even a book club in a sauna – Isabelle Aron suggests sociable and satisfying ways to break free and reconnect with the real world
off my phone and being more intentional with how I’m spending my time . I would never try to teach myself how to paint, but doing that in a community setting is very easy-going. The conversation fl ows.” Laros runs his own business, and spends a lot of time on his devices. “I’m always glued to a screen, whether it’s my iPad, my MacBook , my phone, or all three at the same time,” he says. “Outside of work, there’s the doom scroll that you succumb to. I go on Instagram without intending to. Half an hour later, I’m, like , ‘What am I still doing on this app?’ My average daily screen time is seven and a half hours. My relationship with my phone is not what I want it to be.” The Offl ine Project is part of a new wave of digital detox communities that host events to give people time away from screens. It’s not hard to understand the appeal : adults in the UK now spend an average of four and a half hours online a day , and most of that is on their phones, according to Ofcom’s 2025 Online Nation report . In 2025 , the annual TouchPoints survey by the Institute of Practitioners in Advertising found that British adults were spending more time on their phones than watching TV for the fi rst time. The government has recently announced that in spring 2027 it will bring in a social media ban for under-16s , which will include platforms like Instagram, TikTok and YouTube . When the news was announced, a teenage girl went viral when asked by a news reporter how she would spend all her newfound free time. Her answer? “Stare at a wall.” Thankfully, if you want a break from your phone, there are plenty of things to do that are much more engaging. As our lives are becoming ever-more online, people are starting to push back against the hold that technology has on us. Sick of looking out at a sea of screens, some musicians are enforcing a no phones
policy at their gigs. Bob Dylan’s 2025 UK and Ireland tour , Fred Again ’s gigs at Alexan dra Palace in February, and Harry Styles’s one-off gig in Manchester in March this year all had rules against using phones . It’s happening at comedy events, too – phones were placed in locked pouches at Sarah Silverman’s London Palladium gig last year, and Russell Howard’s current Don’t Tell the Algorithm tour promises “no phones, no distractions, just humans and jokes”. According to data from Eventbrite , attendance at phone-free events in 2024 to 2025 increased by 121% globally . At broadcaster and DJ Annie Mac ’s club nig ht Before Midnigh t , stickers are placed on phone cameras so you can’t take photos or videos. “It reminds people to be in the moment. You’re only going to get so much satisfaction out of blurred videos with distorted sound, or dark, fuzzy photos,” she says. “Nightclubs are traditionally places where you go to feel a sense of freedom – to be whoever you want to be. They’re meant to be dark for that dual sense of losing yourself and fi nding yourself at the same time. Phones inhibit both of those things.” While some are seeking out pockets of time at events and venues where they can escape their smartphones, others are going one step further and ditching them altogether. Cody Ramone, 31, from Derby, was using an old fl ip phone from 2015 until the pandemic, when life became more online than ever and he needed a smartphone again. In 2024, he switched back to a “dumb phone”. “I got tired of all the notifi cations and being constantly online ,” he says . Abandoning his smartphone has been transformative and given him time for more enriching activities. “I get bored more. Being bored is what drives you to try new things, pick up an old hobby, or think creatively. My attention span has improved, so I read more and spend more
time doing creative hobbies, like crochet . I call people
or hang out with them more often,” he says.
What is it that makes our phones so addictive?
“Digital media activates the same reward pathway as
drugs and alcohol, releasing dopamine, our reward
neurotransmitter, in a key area of the reward pathway in
the brain,” says Anna Lembke , professor of psychiatry at
Stanford University School of Medicine and the author
of Dopamine Nation . “Moving images are like catnip
for the mammalian brain, leading to video-chaining,
akin to ‘chain smoking’. Once we begin, it’s hard to stop,
even when we want to.”
The more time we spend on our phones, the more we
become “desensitised to what we are seeing” and look for
more “potent rewards to recreate that original experience
of pleasure”, says Lembke. “At the same time, we lose
our ability to take joy in other more modest rewards,
like watching a sunset, sharing a meal with friends,
or reading a good book. We spend more time scrolling
alone. We become increasingly dissatisfi ed and lonely.”
While that might sound like a bleak state of aff airs,
the good news is that it doesn’t have to be this way.
With the rise of phone-free experiences, it’s possible
to detach yourself from your device, even if it’s
temporarily. “Part of having a healthier relationship
with technology must include discrete periods of time
when we are not using it, and instead fully present and
interacting with the people and the world around us,”
says Lembke. “This means creating collective spaces
where we come together device-free.”
From off -grid, tech-free cabins to the pubs where
devices aren’t allowed, these are the places to escape
your phone in the UK.
‘ The diversity of attendees suggests
this isn’t a niche concern’
Digital detox clubs
Set up in Amsterdam in 2024 by friends Jordy van
Bennekom , Valentijn Klok and Ilya Kneppelhout ,
the Offl ine Club has 14 chapters in cities across
10 countries, including London and Bristol in the
UK. Events start with everyone putting their devices
in the “phone hotel”, a lockable metal box with
slots. For the fi rst hour, there’s music playing but
no talking, and everyone does their own thing. For
the second hour, people are encouraged to chat.
The demand for these kinds of events is growing .
In London there’s the Switch Off – quiet , phone-free
sessions for women where they can journal, collage
or read a book – while The Offl ine Project hosts
screen-free walks, talks and workshops. Logging Off
Club is a UK initiative – with local groups in London,
Bristol, Brighton , Southampton , Cambridge and
the New Forest – that has now e xpanded to Sydney,
Mexico City and Winnipeg .
In Bath, friends Nicola MacDonald and Laura
Hughes started The Digital Detox Club in early 2025.
They host events every two months at The Den
cafe in Bath – phones go into the “tech motel” on
arrival, and the pair provide optional activities like
board games, journalling and crafts. “We’ve been
struck by the diversity of attendees, from university
students to retirees, which suggests this isn’t a niche
concern,” says MacDonald. “It refl ects a broader
cultural fatigue with constant connectivity.”
‘Every time I catch anyone on their phone , I fi ne them 50p ’ Craft sessions If you’re trying to spend less time on your phone, a craft class does some of the work for you by keeping your hands busy. But there are specifi cally phone-free classes, too. Native Hands off ers basketry, pottery and bushcraft sessions , held outside in an ancient woodland in Sussex . At Curious House in East Sussex , classes range from basket weaving
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to portrait painting. All sessions start with a mindful breathing exercise to help people switch off . In November last year, Dan Palmer launched Airplane Mode – a monthly phone-free event at his organic restaurant and natural wine bar, Eat Your Greens, in Leeds . The free events include workshops hosted by local creatives, doing things like painting, collage and origami. Rather than locking phones away in a safe, they use a swear jar system. “Every time I catch anyone on their phone , I fi ne them 50p,” Palmer says. “All the fi nes go to a charity called Positive Action for Refugees and Asylum Seekers . So far, I’ve issued three fi nes – and one of them was for me ! No one wants to be on their phones when they have something more interesting to do.” The idea of using your hands to make something tangible rather than doomscrolling is what inspired Nadia Butt from Inner Canvas to host art sessions for women at her home in Reading without the distraction of screens. “The screen-free element is at the heart of the sessions,” she says. “We treat it like a ritual. At the start of each session, phones are silenced and placed in a box. I call it the ‘phone spa’. Framing it as something collective removes the anxiety around it.”
‘All of my best ideas in the past two years have been while sitting in a sauna’ Spas and saunas Spas are all about relaxing and switching off , but often these spaces aren’t phone-free. That is changing, though, with some spas now enforcing phone bans. The Bath Thermae Spa has a strict no phones policy – guests must put devices in a lockable pouch t hat’s kept in their locker. At Careys Manor in the New Forest , there’s a digital detox spa break , which includes relaxing treatments , a complimentary journal and a phone amnesty box in the room. Phones have been banned at the Bothy at Heckfi eld Place, Hampshire , since it launched in 2023. “Seeing someone on their phone in a space dedicated to restoration felt out of alignment. You are there to be with yourself, to listen inwardly, to slow down,” says the spa operations director , Reka Seres-Erdei .
It’s not just at spas – as sauna culture rapidly grows , many people are fi nding these spaces off er a welcome break from technology. Ryan Haynes, 34, is a regular at London’s Community Sauna Baths , which has locations in Camb erwell, Hackney Wick, Stratford, Walthamstow and Peckham . You can’t take your phone into the sauna, but you’re allowed to take photos outside, although they are considering a phone ban throughout. Haynes’s Wednesday morning sauna session is “non-negotiable” for him. “ All of my best ideas in the past two years have been while sitting in a sauna. Everyone needs to slow down to hear what’s going on in their brain,” he says .
‘We do it on a Friday evening and it sells out ’ Book clubs As an independent bookshop owner and a sauna enthusiast, Kelly Wickson had an inspired idea last year: a book club in a sauna. Wickson owns Chapter 34 in Shoreham-by-Sea on the Sussex coast , and hosts the sauna book club once a month at the N omadic Sauna on Kingston Beach . Creating a phone-free space was a big part of it, and the sauna conveniently ticks that box. “ It will ruin your phone ; you’ve got no choice,” she says. The books are always 250 pages or less, and there’s no commitment to go every month. Phones are left in waterproof tubs outside the sauna. The book club is an hour long, and they go in and out of the sauna throughout, with some having a quick dip in the sea during breaks. Wickson has been amazed at how popular it is. “We do it on a Friday evening and it sells out ,” she says. While a book club in a sauna is particularly unusual, people increasingly value being given the time and space to switch off and read. This is the thinking behind Silent Book Club , where one of the mottos is: “ Put down your phone, pick up a book.” It’s a global network with about 2,000 chapters in more than 60 countries , and there are almost 150 in the UK and Ireland.
‘ The idea is to enter a fantasy world where you can enjoy the moment’ Pubs and bars When Camille Jetzer and James Nasmyth opened the Roses of Elagabalus in Dalston, east London , last year, they knew they wanted to minimise phone use. They refer to it as a “clubhouse” – there’s a bar, restaurant, dancing and cabaret. “The idea of having no phones is that you would walk into the Roses, leave the outside world behind and enter this fantasy world where you can just enjoy the moment ,” Jetzer says . When you arrive at the Roses, a host explains that there’s no photography, and places a sticker over your phone camera. There are also reminders on the menus. “It’s a ‘you were there or you missed it’ situation,” Jetzer says , who has also noticed their regular punters reminding new visitors about the rule. While phones aren’t locked away, Jetzer says the stickers on cameras mean they are used less. “It creates an environment where phones are less desired. In a dream world, we’d lock away the phones. That’s maybe next year’s project,” she says. Elsewhere in London, Esmeralda’s Mayfair and the Spy Bar at Raffl es London at the OWO both put stickers on phone cameras . In 2019 , Samuel Smith’s pubs brought in a rule that customers couldn’t use phones or laptops in their establishments, of which there are more than 200 across the country. At the Barrel at Bude in Cornwall , anyone who breaks its no phones rule has to donate £1, which goes to local charities. In Herne Bay in Kent, the Butchers Arms has been a phone-free zone since it opened in 2005 – there
are no signs needed to enforce it, says owner Martyn Hillier . “A disgruntled look from other customers is enough. If that doesn’t work we all start saying , ‘Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb’, louder and louder until they realise they can’t converse any more.” In Woking , Kim and Mike Jarred run Beyond the Screen , a monthly phone-free social at their local pub the Olive Tree . They set it up in March 2025 after talking about how they could model good phone habits for their teenage sons. They provide activities like puzzles and conversation starters, but mostly people just sit and chat. “Pubs are closing down and we’re just staying in our houses with our phones in front of our faces rather than getting out and meeting people. We’re human beings, and we need to connect with each other. Phones are getting in the way of that,” Kim says .
‘People seen taking photos or videos are politely asked to leave’ Club nights “Nights out now can feel like content creation exercises. We wanted to remove that layer entirely and return the focus to the room,” says James Hutchins, co-founder of Manchester club Amber’s . It opened in December 2024 and has a no-photo, no-video policy, with stickers placed over phone cameras. “If people are seen taking photos or videos inside the club, they are politely asked to leave,” Hutchins says. Amber’s is part of a growing trend in UK clubs, as more venues are making their dancefl oors a phone-free space . The policy is used at both Fold and Fabric in London , Lakota and sister venue Moon Club in Bristol , and Doppler Studio in Leicester. Some clubs ban phones completely. At Off grid , a monthly day party at House Party in Soho , London, co- founded by Stormzy, phones are sealed in a locked pouch. At her club night Before Midnight , Annie Mac has noticed a palpable shift in atmosphere – something she experienced during the fi rst phone-free Before Midnight event at the Warehouse Project in Manchester . “People were more present and louder. They whooped, they hollered, they whistled. They reacted to the tunes in a visceral wa y.”
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Offl ine adventures: no phones allowed at the Digital Detox Club (left), and (clockwise from bottom left) Esmeralda’s Mayfair in London, where the staff place stickers over
‘I spent 10 days cut off from the outside world. It was a revelation ’ Off -grid stays In 2019, Hector Hughes was working for a tech start up in London and feeling burnt out. “I ended up at a silent retreat at a Buddhist temple on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. When you got there, they took your phone off you. I spent 10 days cut off from the outside world. It was a revelation,” says Hughes. He came back from that trip, quit his job and started setting up Unplugged – off -grid cabins in the UK where you lock your phone away . It launched in the summer of 2020 ; there are now 60 digital
guests’ phone cameras; a Hawaii reading retreat with the Silent Book Club; digging clay for wild pottery with Native Hands in Sussex; an art session at Inner Canvas; the Bath Thermae Spa
detox cabins around the country (and they have expanded to Catalonia, too). The phone-free element is self-policed, but each cabin has a lock box with a padlock, and the key is in a sealed envelope. They provide a Polaroid camera, a map and an old-school Nokia phone in case of emergencies. Hughes says that Unplugged’s customers often return for regular stays and go on to make changes in their daily lives, like having phone-free date nights or drastically cutting down their screen time. If you like the idea of escaping to an off -grid cabin and ditching your phone, there are various options around the UK. Unyoked ’s cabins run on solar power, have no wifi and often no phone signal – there’s a “spice signal ”, from mild to extra spicy, to set expectations for how remote a cabin feels, and how long it might take to walk to one. They also have Brick devices , which help you block certain apps from your phone for a set amount of time. Similarly, Shacks ’ cabins are off -grid with no wifi , and lockboxes for phones. Alternatively, you could look for a remote cottage with no wifi and limited or no phone signal, like the Cottage in the Clouds in the middle of the Lake District national park , or Woodcock Cabin in the Cambrian mountains in Wales . If you want to escape dry land, too , Lilypod in Devon is a fl oating retreat with three solar-powered eco pods built on a platform next to a lake , where there’s no TV, wifi or phone signal, but there are board games, bean bags and a king-sized bed.
‘ I had to WhatsApp a guest after they left – they’d left their devices behind’ Remote retreats Florence Achery , founder of Yoga Retreats and More , launched her “Retreat like it’s 1999” digital detox breaks, in Lancashire and Cumbria , in 2023 . A recent guest enjoyed the break from her devices so much that she forgot to pack her laptop and phone when she left. “I had to WhatsApp the guest she was travelling with to get them to pick up her stuff ,” Achery says . On arrival, guests hand over their devices before spending the next few days sharing meals together, going on long walks, doing yoga and star gazing. “They’re in charge, not their phones,” says Achery, who gives her guests a battery-powered alarm clock to take home, to encourage them to keep phones out of their bedrooms . She has also launched a parent and teen digital detox retreat to help younger people to change their relationship with technology. At its 223-hectare (550-acre) estate on the River Dart in Devon, the Sharpham Trust hosts retreats focused on mindfulness and connecting to nature; guests are encouraged to switch off their phones . And, in Suff olk , sisters Lauretta and Sharon Gavin host regular phone- free retreats at the Detox Barn , where guests enjoy vegan food, yoga, sound baths and countryside walks. “For many people it’s a huge relief to step away from their phones for 48 hours,” Lauretta says . “ People open up, share stories and properly connect.” •
‘What’s the point buying a £189 health watch if you’re a smoker?’ Rachel and Kojo, Northampton Rachel, 38, met Kojo, 41, in 2020, a year after divorcing the father of her two children, Amanda and Miles. Rachel works for the NHS, earning £27,000 a year. Kojo earns £32,000 as a school caretaker . They live in a three-bedroom home they bought in 2024 for £325,000. Their son, Marcus, and Rachel’s 13-year-old daughter, Amanda, live with them, while Miles, 17, splits his time between them and Rachel’s ex. The couple divide their £1,750 monthly mortgage and household bills. They each contribute £500 to a joint account for shared expenses, while keeping the rest of their fi nances separate. Rachel receives £150 a week in child maintenance from her ex-husband.
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Rachel Monday I work three days a week at a local hospital and have to pay to park – a complete joke (£8.50). No lunch cost as I’m microdosing [weight-loss drug] Mounjaro. On my break, I ordered another Mounjaro pen (£220). I also paid the weekly carpool fee for Miles and Amanda as they need transport after school (£60). Total: £288.50 Tuesday I bought a gym set online before my shift (£50), drove to work (£8.50) and bought some fruit and a wrap from the canteen (£7.20). Total: £65.70 Wednesday I went to work (£8.50) and afterwards headed to a bar to meet a school friend for a wine and some chicken wings (£11.50). My appetite is coming back. Stopped at Asda for crisps, salad and chicken nuggets for the kids’ snacks (£11.23), and bought an eyelash-perming set online (£12.50). Total: £43.73 Thursday A self-care morning. I had some skin treatments: a polynucleotide injection (£350), Botox , which I get every three months (£150), and 1ml fi ller in my cheeks and chin (£175). I feel great. Total: £ 675 Friday I picked up Marcus, Amanda and Miles from school and took them to Nando’s as a treat (£65.32). It used to be cheap! Later, tidied the house and went shopping with Marcus and Kojo. Total £65.32 Saturday Kojo, Marcus, A manda and I went to a safari park . It was £130 for four, which is a lot, but Marcus loves the lions. I paid half from our joint account (£65). Kojo paid the other half plus lunch. Total: £ 65 Sunday Ordered some face serums online (£45) and a phone case for Amanda after hers broke (£12). Did a family shop at Tesco, which Kojo paid for. Total: £57 Weekly total: £1,260.25
Kojo Monday I walk to work and I get my food covered, so I generally don’t spend much in the week. I bought a packet of 20 Benson & Hedges (£18.50), which I smoke on the way to and from work. Tot al: £18.50 Tuesday Ordered new headphones (£75.50) and a Hume health watch (£189) as my birthday is coming up . I like tracking my sleep and hormone stats. Total: £ 264.50 Wednesday They served shepherd’s pie in the school canteen, which I hate, so I bought a cheese and ham baguette at a nearby cafe (£4.89). Total: £4.89 Thursday I bought some cigarillos, which I don’t tend to smoke as fast as cigarettes, as I’ve been smoking a bit more lately. Only a 10 -pack this time. (£6.89). Total: £6.89 Friday I went to a department store with Rachel and bought Marcus a new pencil-case for school (£5.55), trainers (£32.50) and socks (£3.20), as well as a top Rachel wanted (£22.50). Total: £63.75 Saturday We went to the safari park and I paid half (£65) plus parking (£9). I also covered lunch for the four of us. We got burgers, chips and co las (£54.88). It was a fun, but expensive, day. Total: £ 128.88
Sunday The Tesco shop cost £135.30, which is about normal. I usually split it with Rachel, but I got it this week. Total: £135.30 Weekly total : £ 622.71
The big reveal …
Rachel describes herself as “highly strung” when it
comes to talking about money after separating from
her former partner : “I ended up with nothing in my
divorce.” When she and Kojo got together, she
expected he might be more cautious about spending
money on her children. Instead, she says : “ He treats
them as his own.”
She is nervous about revealing her diary to him.
She has increased her spending on beauty in recent
years, trying to tackle low body confi dence after
three kids. Last month she fl ew to Turkey for a breast
augmentation, at a cost of £5,000. Kojo was taken
aback, but told Rachel to do what felt right . “I helped
her research the clinic, but it was all her savings,” he
said. Rachel puts larger purchases, such as her
monthly Mounjaro injections and her Botox
treatments, on her personal Amex, for which she
pays off the minimum each month. “I’ve got a debt
of around £2,500,” she says, during the diary reveal.
“I didn’t know it was that high,” Kojo responds.
Kojo is shocked at the cost of the treatments
Rachel had during the week : “I had no idea how
expensive all this was,” he says. “We could put some
of that money towards a kitchen extension.” He
refl ects on how quickly these treatments have been
normalised : “When we met, Rachel wasn’t doing any
of this.” Rachel says a kitchen extension is out of
their budget anyway and defends her purchases as
paramount for her mental health . “I’m a mum. My
treats make me look and feel better, unlike Kojo’s
smoking.” His £ 25-a-week cigarette habit, which he
keeps hidden from the family, is more expensive
than she thought. She also fi nds his health tech
splurges contradictory. “What’s the point in buying
a £189 health watch if you’re a smoker?” she asks.
Kojo found the diary -sharing fi ne, except for the
smoking reveal. “I’d like to give up. I’m a bit
ashamed of how much I spent. Rachel has been on at
me for years to quit.” He says the task demystifi ed
their fi nances and showed them where they could
work together more eff ectively. “I see where we can
plug a few holes,” he says. “A £1,260 spend per week
from Rachel is a lot.”
The task also illuminated Rachel’s body
insecurities to Kojo. “Maybe it’s my fault: I need to tell her how beautiful she is more regularly,” he says. “She doesn’t need to spend all that on beauty treatments, but I won’t try to control her choices.”
‘ His £300 online clothes shop is insane’ Caitlin and Jasper, Bristol Caitlin, an accountant on £94,000, and Jasper, a tax advis er on £103,000, both 34, met on Tinder 10 years ago. They got married in 2024 and Caitlin is six months pregnant with their fi rst child, conceived by IVF. They live with their six-year-old chihuahua, Beanie (“a diva”), in a fi ve-bed Victorian house, which they are renovating. The cost of that, at £20,000, is split between them, with Jasper also putting in his bonus from work. The pair pay £3,500 into a joint pot each month to cover bills, holidays, house expenses and their two cars, but also have separate bank accounts.
Caitlin Monday I ordered a cute baby outfi t online from a sustainable brand (£19.20) while I worked from home. I also bought some new cushion covers for our spare room sofa (£28 ). Total: £ 47.20 Tuesday Our food shop from Tesco arrived . It was £83.45 ; we split it (£41.72). I like buying food in bulk, but Jasper buys stuff as and when, which annoys me as it’s less economical. I got some milk before the shop arrived ( 75p) and a dog treat for Beanie (£2.20). Total: £ 44.67 Wednesday I paid for the wood (£295) for new skirting boards at B&Q and a sander from Argos (£25), as Jasper said he didn’t want to shell out from the joint account . The measuring and calculating was easy, but the sanding is much more laborious. Jasper says he will help, as my mobility isn’t great. Total: £320 Thursday We are going to London next weekend to see friends and booked a bougie hotel on the Elizabeth line at £200 per night for three nights. I paid half (£30 0). Total: £300 . Friday I went to the offi ce in Bristol city centre. I got just under half a tank of petrol on the way (£32). For lunch, I bought an egg sandwich, a Diet Coke and Quavers (£5.99). On the way home, I stopped to get ginger and Thai curry paste for dinner (£4.34). Total £ 42.33 Saturday We went to the pub after walking Beanie. Jasper paid, as he is drinking beers and I’m only on the Diet Cokes. Total: £0 Sunday No spending today. The baby is really active at the moment. I stayed in and relaxed. Weekly total : £ 754 .20
Jasper Monday I drove to my offi ce in the city. Parking is £10 a day. Petrol is about £7 there and back. I spent £10 for lunch – a chicken and bacon baguette and crisps – from a little independent place near me . Total: £ 27 Tuesday Headed to work again, but I got a duck wrap instead of the chicken and bacon (£27 total). In the evening, I bought a garden strimmer and tools (£43). I’m not good with plants, but I like pottering in summer. Total: £ 70 Wednesday Rinse and repeat at work (£27), but I went back to the chicken for lunch . Very exciting. I also ordered some picture frames for things we need to hang up (£44). Total: £ 7 1 Thursday Commuting and lunch costs were the same (£27). Later, I paid for my half of the hotel in London (£300 ). I also bought some football tickets for a match next week in London with a mate (£75). Caitlin isn’t coming. She hates football. Total: £ 402 Friday I got the train to London for a last-minute meeting , but can expense that. I got a bento box, edamame and Diet Coke at lunch (£13.99) and stopped at Boots for razors (£1.27). Total: £ 15.26
Saturday We had a nice walk and went to the pub. I got a few beers and Caitlin’s Diet Cokes (£32.54). I also ordered calamari for us (£7). Total: £ 39.54 Sunday I did a little late-night clothes splurge that I didn’t tell Caitlin about : shirts and shorts from Zara and A sos (£354.32) . Justifi ed, though, as we have a holiday coming up. Total: £354.32 Weekly total: £ 9 79.12
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The big reveal … The task diary wasn’t too revealing for Caitlin and Jasper. “I’m an accountant, so love all this,” Caitl in says. “We spend on the big things in life: house, IVF treatment. It’s good to see how far we’ve come. I’ve wanted kids for so long and I’ve dream ed of a house like the one we have now.” By Caitlin’s admission, Jasper grew up “more middle class” than her, with parents who own a property business, so is more casual with money. She sees herself as more frugal – something she puts down to her heritage. “My family is from Yorkshire. My grandmother lived on a farm while her father worked in the mines.” After the diary reveal, Caitlin was surprised at Jasper’s clothing splurge. “£300 in one online shop is insane to me. He could go on Vinted.” Jasper is unrepentant. “I work hard for my money, so I don’t care,” he says. They’ve found they bicker over money sometimes, such as during the IVF. “We spent £8,000 on fertility treatments in Portugal, which worked. But Jasper didn’t like me spending an extra £400 a month on supplements during that time. That caused a divide. But I was so desperate for a baby, I wanted to maximise our chances. It wasn’t a waste of money as I got pregnant. Who’s to say they didn’t work?” Now it’s the renovation that causes friction, as costs rise.
Recently, Caitlin wanted to splurge £500 on a vintage coff ee table, but Jasper said no. “It was too much – we didn’t need it.” When Caitlin suggested re doing all the skirting boards with a professional, he also put his foot down, deeming it “an unnecessary hole in the budget ”. Caitlin took it upon herself to buy the wood and a sander . He says Caitlin was a bit annoyed that the cost came from her own personal expense. “She wanted to do it,” he says, “but I was surprised at the cost of the wood (£ 295) . I admit that it’s a spend that I will also benefi t from, and it looks really nice.” Jasper has since helped with the sanding.
‘ I just hate being showy with cash’ Lara and Max, Barcelona Lara and Max, both 30, began dating last year. Max moved into Lara’s city centre apartment after just two months. Max earns £62,000 as a freelance advertising copywriter. Lara earns £ 89,00 0 working in tech, taking a pay cut from £ 149,000 when she moved to Barcelona from the US. She receives an extra £149,000 a year in stock compensation from her job, which she will cash out when she leaves. They pay € 1,950/ £1,664.15 in rent and bills, which they split. Lara covered the majority of a recent £20,000 car cost , while Max contributed £5,000.
Lara Monday First of the month, so the rent was due: €900 plus bills at €75, each (€975/£ 8 27 ). The landlord put the cost up last year ; Barcelona is in high demand. I bought some coff ee, sheep’s cheese and lentil chips from our local deli after work as I worked from home (€8.50/£ 7.22 ) Total: € 983.50 / £834.22 Tuesday I visited my offi ce in the city centre, which I do around twice a week. Petrol is probably €5 (£ 4.2 4 )
there and back. I went to my favourite little cafeteria and ate swordfi sh and croquettes (€15/£ 12.73 ). On the way home, I had a massage and acupuncture appointment (€ 70 /£ 59.42 ). Total: € 90 /£ 76. 39 Wednesday I worked from home so asked Max to go to his co-working space – our apartment isn’t huge. Jeans I had ordered for him arrived (€120/ £10 1.86 ). He tried them on when he got back and liked them. He’s got better at accepting my gifts. Total: €120/£ 10 1.86 Thursday I commuted on the train today (€2.60/£ 2.21 ) because I had a meeting in a co-working space and couldn’t park there. I ordered some tapas and a fi zzy water (€22/£ 18.67 ). In the evening, I went for a mani-pedi (€55/£ 4 6.49 ) and bought a dress for a friend’s wedding and a new bikini from a Spanish designer I like (€250/£21 2.21). Total: € 329.60 / £2 79.58 Friday Started an organic meal subscription so we don’t have to cook as much (€45/£ 38.20 ). Went to a pilates class at lunch (€15/£ 12.73 ). Bought a new painting for our apartment and relaxed at home as Max went out (€150/£ 12 7.33 ). Total: € 210 / £178.26 Saturday Max and I walked to a market and grabbed brunch with friends. He paid . Sunday I booked a second acupuncture appointment as the fi rst was so useful (€70/£ 59.42 ). Weekly total : € 1, 803.10/£ 1,5 38
Max Monday I transferred my half of the rent to Lara (€975/£ 8 27.63 ). It still feels like her apartment at times, because everything is in her name, but I’m keen to put my stamp on things. Today, I bought a mid-century chair she pre approved (€250 /£ 212.2 1 ). Total: € 1,225 /£ 1,039.84 Tuesday I worked from home alone. I popped out to get some avocados and yoghurt for lunch (€4.40/£ 3. 73 ). Total: €4.40/£3. 73 Wednesday I walked to the co-working
space Lara made me join, which is €75/£64 a month, so we can have some space as we both work from home a lot . I go about three times a week, so it works out good value, about € 6.25 /£ 5.31 a visit. I brought my own lunch . I liked the jeans Lara bought me but I’d never spend that on myself. Ordered some Thai food for us both (€26.22/£ 22. 26 ). Total: €32. 47/£27. 5 7 Thursday I headed to my co-working space and then met some mates at a bar (€29.73/£ 25. 24 ). We watched a World Cup game. Total: €29.73/ £25. 24 Friday A friend was playing in a band. I went there to support them while Lara stayed in . Of course, I got a few rounds in. Total: € 38.41/£32.26 Saturday Lara and I went to a food market . I got pancakes, coff ee and eggs for us . Total: €38.50/£ 32. 65 . Sunday I went to the gym. My membership is paid monthly (€50/£ 42.4 4 ), but I visit once a week, so each trip costs about €12.50/£ 10.61 . Splurged on new trainers online (€75/£ 63.6 6 ). Total: €87.50/£ 74. 27 Weekly total : €1,456.01 /£1,235.56
The big reveal … The task feels odd to Max and Lara, neither of whom usually track their spending. “There was a time as a student, or right after university, when I had to watch what I spent,” Max says, “but I haven’t kept track for a long time. The task was laborious , but also reminded me how lucky I am not to have to worry about money usually.” Post-task, Max is shocked at how much Lara spent on beauty treatments: two massage and ac upuncture sessions, plus a manicure and pedicure, seems excessive to him. Then there’s the organic meal delivery subscription Lara started without running it past him: “ We don’t need it.” But Lara is unrepentant and points out that, actually, Max was the week’s big spender after splurging on furniture and designer shoes. “I don’t deserve that title if the furniture is for both of us,” he says. Money has always been a loaded topic of conversation for the couple because of the disparity between their incomes. “Max wasn’t used to being with someone on my salary. Maybe he found it emasculating.” This is vehemently denied by Max : “I just hate being showy with cash .” Lara says she likes to buy Max gifts such as the jeans she gave him during the task – it’s something he used to struggle with. She recalls a toe-curling reaction from him after purchasing him a designer shirt, for £100, early on in their relationship. “Now I think he loves being a kept man,” she smiles. In general, Lara splurges more – last month, she bought their fl ights for a weekend trip to Athens – but she admits feeling anxious that her personal spending would appear outrageous to her partner. “It’s taken me a while to adjust to her earnings,” Max says, “but not because of some outdated gender norms. I appreciate her gifts.” Max says his bashful attitude toward money is linked to his upbringing. He describes growing up “fairly well off ” in Scotland. His father is titled and inherited land from his father. However, Max feels uncomfortable about extravagant displays of wealth. “My parents tried to keep up with the Jones es by making out they had more than they did sometimes.” In Barcelona, he feels self-conscious that his salary eclipses the national average. He hates the term “digital nomad ” ; it’s a sentiment shared by Lara, who learned Spanish on moving to the capital and participates in local housing protests in an attempt to mitigate her impact o n gentrifi cation. Living here has helped her to save, for which she’s grateful. She says her $200,000 ( £149,000 ) salary didn’t go as far in the US. She’s barely noticed the pay cut in Spain and, as her stock has gone up so much, she’s now better off . “The States is hyper- capitalist – I felt pressured to buy more, get a bigger apartment. It was non stop.”
‘I can’t understand spending £5,800 on a watch, especially without talking to me fi rst’ Jake and Ryan, London Jake, 45, met Ryan, 36, on a dating app in 2024. Jake works as a creative director earning £75,000 a year, while Ryan earns £52,000 as a graphic designer. The couple bought a three-bedroom home in 2024 for £625,000 with a deposit largely from Jake’s family. They split their £2,250 monthly mortgage and bills equally and pay £800 each into a joint account for shared expenses, including a cat called Mariah. Ryan is cautious with money and likes to build up savings ; Jake, on the other hand, loves luxury watches and has spent more than £15,000 on his collection over the last three years. They’re looking to adopt soon.
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Monday Up at 5.30am for the gym in our building
before work. I commute to east London but we live in
the west, so it’s a nightmare time-wise, even if it only
costs £4.60 a day on Transport for London. Grabbed a
coff ee at the station (£3.90) and my weekly protein
meal prep delivery arrived at home while I was at work
(£58). It’s expensive, but stops us buying takeaway or
eating out, which Ryan, especially, loves. Total: £ 66.50
Tuesday Another early start and another commute
(£4.60). Picked up a protein shake after the gym
(£4.20) and paid my annual Headspace [mental
health app] membership (£ 49.99 ). I was tempted to
grab lunch from a local bistro, but ate one of my meal
prep boxes instead. Total: £ 58. 79
Wednesday Worked another long day and
commuted by train (£4.60). After work, I met Ryan
for drinks and nibbles at our local pub. We split the
bill (£28.50) . On the way home, I bought some
toiletries from Boots (£14.20) for an upcoming work trip to Milan . Total: £ 47.30 Thursday Did the commute (£4.60). During my break I ordered some new gym clothes and supplements online (£57). I know I already have enough, but I like feeling good when I train. I used another protein meal prep for lunch. Total: £ 61.60 Friday Back to work. Another commute (£4.60) and I picked up coff ees for my team because we’d had a big client win (£19.40). Used another meal prep for lunch, then stopped at Sainsbury’s for cat food, nuts and protein bagels (£8.30). Met Ryan for a drink in Soho (he paid). Total: £ 32.30 Saturday Ryan went to meet his brother and I had a lie-in browsing watches in bed. I ended up buying the Omega I’d been looking at for months. It cost £5,800 on a 0% fi nance deal. Ryan went mad . Total: £5,800 Sunday Treated us both to pastries on a walk to a park near our house (£9.20) and ordered next week’s protein meal prep boxes (£58) . In the evening, Ryan and I ordered Vietnamese because neither of us wanted to cook (£35). Total: £ 1 02.20 Weekly total : £ 6,168. 69
Ryan Monday Offi ce day in central London. The commute from west London isn’t cheap – my tube fare was £7.20. I bought a croissant at the station (£3.50) and spent the evening working from home on some personal design projects. I also bought a couple of house plants online (£32) because I’m slowly turning the fl at into a jungle. Total: £ 42.70 Tuesday Working from home today, so no commuting costs. I made lunch from leftover salad bits in the fridge and spent most of the day designing. I bought a new ceramic plant pot (£18) and some bits for the house (£12.50).
I’m never done decorating and adding. Total: £ 30.50 Wednesday Back into the offi ce. Tube fare was £7.20. I forgot my lunch, so bought a soup, baguette and coff ee near work (£12.45). On the way home, I picked up some soil and fertiliser for my plants (£14.99). I met Jake for drinks (£28.50) then cooked Thai for us at home. Total: £ 63. 14 Thursday Working from home again. I spent most of the day designing and had a quiet evening. I ordered some new sketchbooks and art supplies for my personal projects (£22.50). I like making art for friends. Total: £22.50 Friday Offi ce day again. Tube fare was £7.20. After work, I met a friend for drinks in Soho (£48) and Jake came for one. I ordered some socks on Amazon before bed (£9.80). Total: £ 65 Saturday I met my brother for lunch. We went to a small Italian restaurant and my share came to £32. Afterwards, I bought a big snake plant (£25) from a market, which I defi nitely didn’t need. Total: £57 Sunday Quiet day at home. I did the Lidl food shop (£65) and went to the gym . Later, we discussed the watch thing over a takeaway and I calmed down a bit. Total: £65 Weekly total: £ 3 45. 84
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The big reveal … When Jake revealed his watch buy, Ryan was upset. “I can’t understand spending £5,800 on a piece of jewellery, especially without talking to me fi rst,” he says. Ryan describes the purchase as “disappointing”, because the couple had agreed to prioritise saving for a future adoption. “I really want kids, but sometimes I feel like Jake isn’t as serious about it as I am,” Ryan says. “He bought a £2,000 second hand Rolex in February. It’s not really about the watch itself. It’s what it represents. We’re supposed to be putting money towards a kids’ fund.” Jake disagrees. “I don’t think that buying myself something I’ve worked hard for means I’m not interested in parenthood. I’m still contributing to the house, the bills and our savings. I don’t feel every spare penny has to go towards a future plan.” The couple have very diff erent relationships with money. Ryan grew up in a rural Irish household where money was tighter and treats were rare. “If I ever bought something for myself, my friends back home would say: ‘ You’re very good to yourself.’ It’s a sarcastic Irish thing. You’re not supposed to be seen treating yourself. Jake is the opposite. He’s also vainer than I am and spends a lot on clothes and protein supplements, whereas I don’t care.” Jake says the watches are partly about celebrating his success after years of working hard. “I don’t feel bad buying nice things. I’m someone who spends all the time. I save, I work long hours and I wanted something that felt like mine.” He was raised in London by fi nance-savvy parents who taught him the importance of investing. They helped him with £50,000 towards his share of their house deposit. He admits this may infl uence his spending. “My parents talked about money openly,” Jake says. “They taught me to only buy expensive things if everything else – bills, mortgage – was under control. We are in the prime of our lives, so why not? I’ve had support that Ryan hasn’t had, but I also think it’s made me more conscious of long- term goals.” Ryan feels this overlooks the fact that Jake has had a leg up. “Jake’s parents gave him a huge advantage, which I’m grateful for because it helped us buy our home. But these big splurges seem so indulgent.” The task was tricky as it highlighted what Ryan perceives as a diff eren t attitude towards future plans. “Maybe we aren’t as aligned as I thought. Maybe kids need to go on hold, because we can’t aff ord to have them and spend like this,” he says.
‘ I should have sorted my £250 speeding ticket
earlier. It’s really increased’
Martha and Gary, Brighton
Martha, 64 and Gary, 70, have been together for
fi ve years and have an 11-year-old whippet called
Pegg y, who used to belong to Gary’s adult son.
Gary is a semi-retired electrician with a n annual
income of about £45,000 from part-time work and
his pension, while Martha is retired and lives off
her pension and the pension of her late husband
Dave, who died in 2016, which is £2,200 per month.
They top up a shared account with £350 a week to
cover household costs, groceries and alcohol, while
keeping the rest of their spending separate. Martha set
up all the bills and expenses, which come out of the
joint account. Their house was bought by Martha in
2024 for £425,000.
Gary Monday I drive to work three days a week for a big electric company. They cover parking, but I get lunch. I brought a sandwich from home and later bought a coff ee (£3.48) and sausage roll (£2.72). Total: £ 6.20 Tuesday I had three coff ees at work (£10.45), which was a lot for me (I usually have one or two). I later made a 20% contribution (£1,200) to vet fees for Peggy, with insurance covering the rest. I was happy to do it, because she needed her stomach pumped and I would never let her suff er, but it is a lot. Total: £1,210.45 Wednesday I bought a Bluetooth speaker from a shop after work as our s broke (£12.50). I had two coff ees, but got one free with my loyalty card (£3.48). Total: £15.98 Thursday I had the day off and Martha made me sort out my speeding ticket (£250). I should have done it earlier, as it’s really increased. Total: £250 Friday I paid for fi sh and chips for us on the pier (£24.50) and we walked Peggy (she’s recovering slowly). Later, we went to the pub (£ 43.84). Total: £ 68.34 Saturday I got a small top-up shop from our local Co-op (£38.99), but we usually go to Asda. Later, we went to our regular social club and had a few drinks (£45.21). Total: £ 84.20 Sunday I paid £350 into our joint account to cover next week’s expenses, but didn’t spend anything else . Total: £ 0 W eekly total: £ 1, 635.17
Martha Monday I usually walk Peggy while Gary is at work. We didn’t go far as she’s recovering from her operation. I bought some chocolate, poo bags and wine from the newsagents on the way home (£11.40).
wine from the newsagents on the way home (£11.40).
Later, I bought a Dorothy Perkins dress on Vinted (£12.40). Total: £ 23.80 Tuesday I walked Peggy a little further today and had breakfast at a cafe on the pier (£17.50). I ordered two more items on Vinted (£39.34), but also sold a top for £11, so was happy with that. Total: £ 56.84 Wednesday I walked Peggy then went to a pilates class that is pre paid at my local gym. On the way back, I walked to our fl orist to get some peonies as they are in season at the moment (£16). Total: £16 Thursday I bought some trousers on Vinted (£6.34) and a new lamp for our bedroom from La Redoute (£40) and some more fl owers from the garage (£8) when I got petrol (£23.96). I helped Gary do his speeding ticket, which I was cross about. Total: £ 78.30 Friday I bought a designer bag from Gucci I’ve had my eye on for ages on Vinted and was very pleased (£250). On the way back from the fi sh and chip shop with Gary, I stopped at my local vape shop to get some liquid as well as a new vape. Didn’t tell him the cost (£33). Total: £ 283 Saturday I bought us a round at the social club (£21.41), Gary got the rest. T otal: £21.41 Sunday We stayed in and I cooked a roast. I won an auction on eBay for a pair of heels (£19.50) and also paid £350 for the next week to our joint account. Total: £ 19.50 Weekly total : £ 498.85
The big reveal … Martha admits that she doesn’t keep track of her money and that she has a weakness for browsing on Vinted, typically spending about £100 a week on second hand clothes while only making back about £50 a week from sales. “It doesn’t really balance out,” she sighs. During the week’s diary, this diff erence was signifi cantly higher after she spotted a bag she couldn’t resist for £250, something Gary thought was “crazy ”. She also spends about £30 a week on fl owers, which Gary was unaware of : “They just die in a few days – it’s pointless.” His worst spending habit is keeping driving tickets to himself. “I make plans to deal with my fi nes immediately, but then I panic and I forget and they build up.” During the reveal, Martha chastise d him for ignoring the speeding ticket. “ It was about to go to court,” she says. “It’s already £250. I don’t know why he does this, it always gets worse .” Meanwhile, Gary was intrigued by the amount Martha spent on vaping : “It’s a lot for fl avoured air.” Martha says Gary should start taking coff ee in a fl ask to work to cut back on his £15-a-week habit, but he refuses as he likes the ritual . Keeping a money diary was hard for Gary as he “has never been good with maths or admin ”. His biggest expense is generally his beloved whippet . After the dog became seriously ill last month , insurance covered 80% of the £ 6,000 veterinary bill, leaving Gary to pay the remaining 20%, plus a £250 excess, some of which fell in the diary week . During the reveal, Martha expresses disappointment that he doesn’t have better insurance but Gary corrects her : “She’s an old dog and I only insured her last year. All of the insurance options were expensive.” The two would repeat the task if needed. “Looking at what I spend has helped me feel more on track with things,” Gary says. “I’m going to be better with the parking tickets and fi nes.” His attitude to money is by his own account “anxious”. He says it’s because when he got divorced from the mother of his two children , she ended up with half of his pension. “I was very cautious when I met Martha, but now I’m more open,” he says • Names have been changed
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First it was epic weddings. Now some people are going overboard on their birthdays, with murder mystery breaks, mini festivals or Marseille getaways on the agenda – at huge cost to their guests. Is this driven by monster egos, or a search for connection in a fractured age, asks Meena Alexander
Illustration: Belicta Castelbarco
ikeFest takes place every year, over the August bank holiday weekend, in a large leafy garden on the Cornish coast. Birthday boy Michael’s nearest and dearest turn up in their sparkliest gear (as per the invitation) with tents tucked under their arms. Masks with his face printed on them are handed out, as are handheld fans and sippy cups branded with each guest’s name. Organised fun ensues, including a compulsory talent show. Michael always wins fi rst place with his interpretive dance routine. Michael is not turning 10; he is about to be 44. And he accepts the title of “birthdayzilla ”, admitting that he’s guilt-tripped friends who were unable to make it and barred those who miss two festivals in a row from future events. But he’s quick to defend his fellow birthday fanatics. “It doesn’t feel like there’s much to celebrate these days, and it’s harder than ever to get people together. So yes, I’m militant about my birthday,” he says. “I just think: I’ve managed to build a life I like and a network of people I love, why not make a fuss about it? I don’t think expecting them to show up for me once a year is such a big ask.” While you may still be on the waitlist for a ticket to MikeFest, I’m sure you’ve noticed the ballooning of birthday culture. Perhaps you were added to a group chat against your will, its title crowded with cake emojis. Maybe a save-the-date arrived on creamy card bearing only one name in cursive font. Adult birthday celebrations are getting bigger, splashier and heavier with meaning, now jostling with weddings for a place at the pinnacle of our social calendars. Since when did they become such a big deal? Where once a slice of cake suffi ced to ring in a new age, today it’s not unusual to throw a fully catered party, rope your friends into a series of activities or organise a group holiday abroad. Lauren, a 29-year-old from Edinburgh, has already run through her annual leave allowance. “I’ve been to eight 30ths this year and the most low-key was a dinner in a private room that still set me back £100,” she says. “I’ve been to a castle in Scotland for a murder mystery weekend; a house party where we all took part in a quiz show about the birthday girl; a weekend of live music in Marseille; and a night out involving a salsa lesson and karaoke. It is draining my bank account, but once you say yes to one friend’s birthday it feels very loaded to say no to another. And you start to feel you deserve payback, so you plan your own huge thing and become part of the problem.” Lauren has witnessed fi rst-hand how quickly a birthday can breed a tyrant. One of her friendships is hanging by a thread after an old schoolmate berated her for
announcing she was pregnant during their “birthday
month”. “There’s something to be said about the main-
character energy of my generation – we are all the stars
of our social profi les, and we all like a bit of attention –
but I think we’re losing the plot,” she says. “Not all of
these big birthdays are about optics, but a lot of them
are, and that’s when the time and expense of being a
guest starts to grate.”
Birthdays are highly emotive because they act as
mirrors. As American historian Howard P Chudacoff
wrote in his 1989 book How Old Are You? , they “provide
a milestone by which individuals can compare their
status, accomplishment and appearance with other
people who are the same age. It’s kind of like a train:
are you ahead of time, on time or behind time?” For
some, they’re a day to get through as quietly as possible,
while others see them as a life-affi rming moment to
gather all their people around them. There seems to be
a gender divide: according to a YouGov poll , women are
twice as likely as men to see a big birthday as a chance
to celebrate. Michael (of MikeFest fame) wonders if
this is linked to “the outdated sense that organising
a party or openly asking for what you need” – namely,
some company on your special day – “is inherently
unmasculine”. But the clearest distinction runs along
generational lines, with people in their 20s, 30s and
40s being much more likely to treat their birthday as
a major event.
For this generation, the traditional milestones that
once clustered around this time of life have become less
attainable – and in some cases, desirable. The latest ONS
data shows that the number of people getting married
in England and Wales continues to fall year on year,
and among those who do get married, the median age
is at historic highs of 34.8 for men and 33 for women .
Last year, the birthrate was at its lowest since 1977 and
the average age of a fi rst-time homeowner climbed to
34 . There are many reasons, from political failings to
the tectonic plates of our culture shifting beneath our
feet, but the common denominator is fi nancial squeeze.
Oyinda sent save-the-dates almost a year in advance
for her 30th: four days in Mykonos that she wanted
to treat “like a wedding”. Her guests arrived at a
villa decorated with her childhood photos and were
given personalised gift bags and a printed itinerary
including a meal made by a private chef, a boat trip
and several beach clubs, all of which she saved up to
subsidise. “Growing up, I thought I’d have reached
lots of milestones by 30, but for people my age things
like getting married and buying a house require a lot
of money,” she says. “We still want to lean into life
experiences and be celebrated even when we may not
achieve those things. I wanted to go all out for my 30th
and be as extra as I could be, to celebrate how much
I’ve grown as a person and the friends I’ve made over
three decades.”
Krisha, who fl ew to the Dominican Republic for a
week of hiking, safaris, horse riding and massages to
mark a new friend’s birthday, feels similarly – why not
“spend on a bucket-list experience” in a time when
saving for a house deposit feels futile? She also fl ags
the double standards when you’re rallying around one
person versus a couple. “I fi nd it interesting that when
I tell people I fl ew across the world for a birthday party
they say it’s insane, but when it’s for a wedding they
don’t question it.”
Where people put their money is changing, but what
about when you can’t aff ord it full stop? Polly from the
Midlands felt backed into a corner by her friend’s many
invitations, which came to feel like a referendum on
their relationship. “She had several events planned for
her 40th, ranging from a trip to Portugal to smaller pub
gatherings. She wanted to stretch things out across the
year, but it came with a lot of friend guilt for me,” Polly
says. “I really struggled to tell her that I couldn’t aff ord
that much. I had a lot of anxiety trying to think of my
wording and excuse. I feel as if I’ve now been put in a
diff erent tier to her other friends who earn high salaries
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– I can always tell now that the ‘no pressure’ comments are targeted at me and I feel like the poor friend holding back the group.” She and the birthday girl have known each other for a long time, but the diff erent value they each place on birthdays has given Polly pause. “I love to see my friend having fun, celebrating herself and living her best life, but it’s quite excessive just for a birthday,” she says. “To me, age and numbers are arbitrary and I prefer to celebrate achievements or special occasions: engagements, weddings, promotions, babies. Personally, I’d always choose to keep things small. An evening laughing over wine, a perfectly picked card – those are more than enough.”
ALTHOUGH THERE’S EVIDENCE of pharaohs putting on feasts in ancient Egypt, the adult birthday party is a relatively recent phenomenon, picking up steam in the west around the 1900s as a way for wealthy people to show off their social standing. Anna Goldfarb, friendship expert and author of Modern Friendship: How to Nurture Our Most Valued Connections , says commercial venues have played a role in making showy celebrations mainstream. “Most of our grandparents would have spent their birthday with family at home, but in the 70s and 80s suburban businesses like cinemas and fast-food chains started off ering kids’ parties as a way to drum up profi t,” she says. “Those kids grew up with the idea that a birthday equals a big gathering where you get all this attention. Huge parts of pop culture, like MTV’s My Super Sweet 16, have only added to the feeling that you should get to be a prince or princess for a day.” Many cultures’ coming-of-age traditions have come to be associated with big parties, from bar- and batmitzvahs to quinceañeras . Of course, adding social media to the mix has been like dousing a fi re with petrol. We see how thousands of other people – including the ultra-rich and terminally attention-hungry – are celebrating themselves and our visions of a low-key picnic in the park start to wilt. The baseline of normal gets skewed by Dua Lipa dancing on a chartered yacht for her 30th , or Kris Jenner being serenaded by Bruno Mars at 70 . Even for those of us who aren’t millionaires, the visibility of being online ups the ante on a day that can already feel like a litmus test for how loved we are. “I have seen adults have full meltdowns, and they’re not bad people, they’ve just got these very set ideas of how the day should go,” says Tom, a photographer based in Brighton. “Recently I was hired to work a party and the person re did their entrance three times, because the crowd wasn’t screaming loudly enough. She actually grabbed a microphone to shout at her friends and family: ‘That will look shit on TikTok, do it again.’ ” The behaviour of some birthday divas can cause lasting reputational damage. Oliver’s cousin wanted her garden party to look perfect, but her preoccupation with perception rubbed him up the wrong way. “She had quite a specifi c dress code: she wanted everyone to dress in an outfi t inspired by her, because she’s had many wild fashion eras. But the week before the party she became this monster on WhatsApp, demanding to see pictures of everyone’s outfi ts and giving us notes,” he says. “Things got worse the day before, when she sent this long message saying that the expense of hiring a marquee and decorations and huge fl oral arrangements was higher than she’d realised, and could we all bring £50 in cash to chip in. It was the tackiest thing, and it put people in a bad mood. But you wouldn’t know it
from all the staged photos of us laughing and nursing the one watery cocktail we were handed. The whole thing just left a bad taste because it was like she cared more about pulling off this Pinterest board vision than actually spending time with us.” Even when you’re not modelling your event on the Met Gala, a mismatch between expectation and reality still stings. Amina, who was raised in a family “that didn’t really do Christmas but always made a big deal of birthdays”, invited 100 people to a London park to play games and ring in her 30th. When the forecast said rain, she moved it indoors to a bar – and only 10 people showed up. “I didn’t want the people who were there to think I was ungrateful or a brat, but they could tell I was hurt. I don’t want to need other people’s validation to feel good on my birthday, but it made me spiral about why my friends jumped at the chance to fl ake out.” On refl ection, Amina realised that “some people just don’t register birthdays the way I do . I was really upset with one of my close friends who turned up hours late and couldn’t even remember my age. Then I recalled the time when I’d just got home from backpacking, had zero money in my account, and was sitting doing some work in a cafe. The waiter brought over chai and a samosa and said that same friend had called up and had it sent over. They’ve shown me care in other ways, so maybe it doesn’t make sense to judge our whole friendship on one day.” Goldfarb believes that the weight we’re putting on birthdays now tracks with a wider sociological trend around how we relate to one another. “Friendships used to be based on favours and context – something that researchers call ‘social identity support’. Your friends were all people who lived nearby, knew your family and would come through for you in a pinch,” she says . “But now we tend to outsource favours: we call an Uber to pick us up from the airport or hire someone to look after our cat. Our friendships are based more around entertainment and pleasure, so the group trip or party becomes the focal point. Plus, we move around a lot more. We can have friends who know nothing about where we grew up or what we’re like at home, and we crave the context that deepens those bonds.” This is why, even if you’re not usually the type to covet the limelight or love socialising in large groups, you may still feel the pull to have a birthday that brings all the threads of your life together. “I think people are having more elaborate events to recreate that feeling of interconnected community. To have the friend from school meet the colleague, or the cousin meet the partner, means being recognised for all the roles you play in your life. It makes you feel whole,” says Goldfarb. This rings true for Kejal, who is treating her next birthday as a way to honour the circle she’s gathered around her. “Turning 40 feels different to other birthdays. At this age, I’m crystal clear about who gives me energy, and my friendships are a refl ection of who I am,” she says. “What I want most is for the weekend to be about connection, not just a boozy dinner and a hangover. I want us to leave with core memories.” We live in an age where we have less to call our own. Fewer of us have homes we can freely decorate in a style that represents us, and even smaller identity markers such as music and fi lms are streamed, not physically held. Against this backdrop, it makes sense that people are treating their birthdays as a n opportunity to express who they are. For Kejal, it’s “my chance to celebrate the achievements of the last 40 years, to have the people who’ve championed me in the room, and to say thank you, properly, in a way that is uniquely me ”. For all the tales of smiling extortion and tantrums over RSVPs, the majority of people going big on their birthdays are seeking the same thing: meaningful togetherness. Perhaps the only way to get all the people you love in one place these days is to promise them the time of their lives. Or, at the very least, second place in the talent show • Some names have been changed
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screens, what better antidote for enquiring minds than a magical movie? We ask directors, producers and critics to pick one must-see fi lm for each year from infancy to early adulthood
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CREEN TIME has a bad rep these days: it’s allegedly at the root of everything from the collapse of media literacy to the rise of the far right. For parents, and indeed anyone who cares about the future of the planet, the relationship that children have to their screens is a particular hot potato. Orson Welles’s advice to young people to be selective – “Don’t be marinated, don’t soak yourself in fi lms” – has never been more relevant in the era of doom-scrolling. So we asked fi lm-makers, critics and industry names for the joyful, imaginative and thought-provoking fi lms that every child and young adult should see. Here is their curated list of just 25 screen experiences worth having. Catherine Bray
At the age of 1 Fantasia (1940) My fi rst child is due in autumn and it’s made me think about what I’d like to share with them in their journey into the magical world of movies (I know they will be asleep or crying , but allow a man to dream). Disney’s Fantasia holds some of my own earliest fi lm memories: the music; the dancing ostriches; Mickey Mouse just trying to have a rest. If cinema is the fusion of sound and image into something greater than the sum of its parts, then Fantasia is truly visceral and joyous cinema. I hope my wee one will feel the same. Tom Nicoll, director
2 The Snowman ( 1982) With its winsome, crayon textures, The Snowman is a dream. Young James delights in showing his miraculous visitor around his domestic domain, but it’s the Snowman who expands the kid’s horizons, as they soar above the Sussex countryside. In the morning, the snow has melted, but the magic remains. Michael Leader, author of The Animation Atlas
3 My Neighbour Totoro ( 1988 ) Hayao Miyazaki’s animation is a beautiful, meditative fi lm about illness, grief and the power of nature. My daughter was three when she fi rst watched it and was totally mesmerised. It is a real shift in tone from the usual American fare and off ers something diff erent for kids to connect with. Imran Perretta, director
4 Muppets Take Manhattan ( 1984 ) Coming at the tail end of “peak Muppets”, and directed by Frank Oz , this fi lm sees Kermit and friends take their ensemble play to the Big Apple with the dream of opening on Broadway. Things are not as easy as they seem and they encounter hardships and learn life lessons. The fi lm is full of laughs and inspired cameos (including Joan Rivers infl icting her version of an extravagant makeover on a permed Miss Piggy). It’s a deserving entry in the canon of great 1980s New York City fi lms. Michelle Carey, founder of Red Balloon alliance
5 Chicken Run (2000) A masterclass in stop -motion , I’d choose this for every fi ve-year-old, mainly having seen the eff ect it had on mine. Drawing heavily from classic second world war adventure fi lms , this tale of plucky chickens who dream of a life outside their electric-fenced egg farm is fi lled with slapstick, action and gags that hit kids and grownups alike, all wrapped round a message about the fundamental right to freedom. It’s The Great Escape – with chickens. Briony Hanson, director of fi lm, British Council
6 The Wizard of Oz ( 1939 ) The Wizard of Oz changed my life when I was six years old. It is a visual delight that expands imaginations and every six-year-old should see it. Prano Bailey -Bond, director
Baby steps (Clockwise from left) Fantasia; My Neighbour Totoro; Labyrinth; Scooby-Doo
7 Scooby-Doo ( 2002 ) My younger self thought Scooby-Doo was a masterpiece. My current self agrees. It has everything you need from a fi lm: a compelling story, an incredible cast of characters, mystery, thrills and laughs. It’s pure pop spectacle. Rewatching it as an adult, I could see that this was also a fi lm with big ideas: it’s an autopsy of the American project post-9/11, an examination of gender relations and performance at the beginning of a new century, and a deeply felt exploration of the value of friendship under late capitalism . The exact kind of fi lm a seven- year-old should be watching. Naqqash Khalid, director
8 Labyrinth ( 1986 ) David Bowie may have been the Thin White Duke but he was also Jareth the Goblin King in Jim Henson’s charming family fantasy adventure. A ludicrously bewigged Bowie taunts and tantalises Jennifer Connelly’s Sarah as she undergoes a perilous journey to fi nd her kidnapped baby brother. Alex Larman, author of Lazarus: The Second Coming of David Bowie
9 The Amazing Mr Blunden (1972; remade in 2021 ) I can’t remember exactly how old I was when I saw this ghost story, directed by Lionel Jeff ries, but it aff ected the smaller me deeply, mainly by introducing me to a kind of exhilarating dread . I saw two kids in 1918 fi nd themselves in a lonely country house haunted by two other kids who died in a fi re 100 years earlier ; they head to 1818, save the kids, do in the baddies and inherit the lovely house. The estimable Mark Gatiss’s remake should really be the gateway drug to the source – your nine-year- olds may never be the same again. Andrew Pulver, associate editor, fi lm, the Guardian
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T(w)eenage kicks (Clockwise from below) Ferris Bueller’s Day Off ; Run Lola Run; The Witches; Mulan
10 The Princess Bride ( 1987 ) It’s whimsical fun for a kid, but also has a bunch of jokes for the grownups that go over your head until you revisit it in a fi t of nostalgia as, say, a hungover 24-year-old looking for a comfort watch. Rob Reiner, what a talent you were. Julia Jackman, director
11 Mulan ( 1998 ) Brilliant songs, sweeping romance and a great way to introduce younger audiences to the comic brilliance of Eddie Murphy as Mushu the dragon . Based on the Chinese legend of Hua Mulan, this fun adventure about identity follows a girl who disguises herself as a boy , because people won’t let her do what she wants when she’s a girl . They’re furious when they fi nd out ! Rhianna Dhillon, critic
12 The Witches ( 1990 ) Once you hit your preteens, it’s time to cue up this dark and delightful adaptation of Ro ald Dahl’s book. An jelica Huston goes from glam to gruesome when she transforms into the bald, child-hating Grand High Witch , determined to wipe out the kiddos of the world with a new magic potion. Young viewers will root for
fi lms, children are often more capable of achieving wisdom than the rigid adults
Luke (who is turned into a mouse) and his grandmother, who use cleverness, bravery and trust in each other to triumph over the witless witches. Rebecca Fons, Barbican head of cinema
13 Princess Mononoke ( 1997 ) Speaking as a fully grown adult, The Wind Rises sits high atop my list of favourite Miyazaki fi lms, but I’m not sure I’d feel that way had I not grown up alongside the reverence for nature instilled in me by this earlier classic. It is a fi lm so beautiful, frightening, playful and prescient about the pained relationship between nature and technology – and a child can grasp its profundity as easily as an adult . In Miyazaki’s fi lms, children are often more capable of achieving wisdom than the rigid adults trying to make the old ways endure. That seems about right. David Osit, director
14 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off ( 1986 ) You would not have caught me watching a John Hughes fi lm for love nor money in my youth. It was my assistant who got me into the fi lm about 10 years ago – she declared one day on a set that she was a big Hughes fan and this was one she held close. I watched it and thought it was pretty damn funny – with all its un-PC fl aws ignored. Elizabeth Karlsen, producer
15 Run Lola Run ( 1998 ) Since I was young, plenty of fi lms have made me yearn to be a director, but I left a matinee of this in the summer of 1999 both completely envious and fi zzing with excitement, desperate to make a movie that very day. It’s a brisk but profound fi lm about how your whole life can change in the next 20 minutes, and how true destiny and blind chance may not be as far apart as we imagine. It’s also propelled by a pulse-quickening techno score, so I defy you not to be moved – both literally and fi guratively. Edgar Wright, director
Adult material (Clockwise from right) Trainspotting; Do the Right Thing; The Graduate; Get Out
16 The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964 ) When I was a teenager, most of my favourite fi lms involved guns and swearing. So a fi lm shot in bright pastels about young lovers in a French port where everyone sings all the way through the movie was a hard sell. But there was nothing else on and iPhones didn’t exist yet, so I went and it changed me. It’s a musical about how disappointing life is – a lesson best learned early – and one of the most beautiful fi lms ever made. Gareth Tunley, director
17 Get Out ( 2017 ) Jordan Peele’s fi lm, in which a young photographer realises something isn’t quite right while meeting his girlfriend’s family, is the perfect gateway for a young cinephile – so much fun you barely notice it’s teaching you how to watch. Farhana Bhula, director of Film4
18 Gaza: Doctors Under Attack (2025);
Louis Theroux: The Settlers (2025)
These fi lms depict Israel’s genocidal war on Gaza and
the ethnic cleansing of the West Bank. The images are
heart breaking and unforgettable : there are horribly
mutilated children facing death; medics in wrecked
hospitals knowing they themselves are targets.
Theroux’s documentary shows the chilling smile of a
settler woman who knows she has the power to drive
Palestinians from their homes.
Pictures seen when young stay in the mind for a
lifetime. Never was the need for such fi lms so urgent.
Remember Martin Luther King; “ The ultimate tragedy
is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but
the silence over that by the good people. ”
Ken Loach, director
19 Trainspotting ( 1996 ) It has been 30 years since we made Trainspotting, and the fi lm Danny Boyle put together from Irvine Welsh’s
brilliant book has taken on a life of its own. Its iconography still seems to be everywhere, which is gratifying if a little overwhelming. We are immensely proud of the fi lm we made and what it has to say about being young and pushing back on what’s expected. The good people at the BBFC insist that you have to be 18 to see the fi lm and we must abide by the law. But if you are old enough, I highly recommend the fi lm. It is even screening at the Edinburgh International fi lm festival this month … Andrew Macdonald, producer, Trainspotting
20 Blue ( 1993 ) We were art students in 1993 when Derek Jarman’s fi nal fi lm was released. Blue landed like a manifesto; an invitation to question everything and to believe that art could change the way you see the world. Derek Jarman described blue as “an infi nite possibility, becoming tangible ”. In this devastating yet profoundly hopeful farewell to fi lm-making, he created a work that redefi ned the possibilities of cinema for ever. Iain Forsyth and Jane Pollard, co-directors
21 Cléo from 5 to 7 (1962 ) Twenty-one feels like a beginning and so something from the French New Wave seems appropriate; all that energy, excitement and idealism. I thought about the cool of À Bout de Souffl e or the coming-of-age anxieties of Truff aut’s Antoine Doinel fi lms, but for its spirit of playfulness, its style and beauty, I’d choose Agnès Varda ’s Cléo from 5 to 7, in which a tarot reading causes Corinne Marchand ’s pop star to evaluate her life in real time. Optimism, transformation, connection; it’s all the stuff of early adult life. David Nicholls, novelist and screenwriter
22 Do the Right Thing ( 1989 ) So stylish, so dynamic, so urgent, I love Spike Lee’s fi lm for inviting young minds to interrogate the past and the present and determine their own ideas of community,
power, justice and personal morality – questions more relevant than ever to those inheriting our fragile Earth. Eva Yates, director of BBC Film
23 The Girl Chewing Gum (1976 ) I fi rst saw this in the 1990s when I was studying fi lm at Central Saint Martins , where John Smith – who directed it – was a tutor. It was made when he was a postgrad student and mostly fi lmed on a busy London street corner in a single, unscripted documentary shot. John later added his voice directing, controlling and commenting on the action. This retrospective narration (which becomes deliberately unreliable) wittily interrogates how a fi lm manipulates and constructs meaning. Nowadays, it’s widely regarded as an avant garde masterpiece . Carol Morley, director
24 Morvern Callar (2002) A fi lm by Lynne Ramsay that captures the feeling of being young, adrift and still free to take one giant swing before you calcify into a responsible adult! Many people I know fi nd viewing this movie a rite of passage – it rearranged their entire being. It’s a movie you can come back to in 20 years to see where you stand in relation to its freewheeling spirit. Would its spell have worn off ? And what does that say about you? Sandi Tan, director and writer
25 The Graduate ( 1967 ) At 25, it’s time for your quarterlife crisis . So sit down to this dark, existential masterpiece , an age-gap sex romp that is actually about the terrible twentysomething burden of making irreversible life choices. Dustin Hoff man is Benjamin , a college graduate who is seduced by the sensual older woman, Mrs Robinson, gloriously played by Anne Bancroft. Her own cynicism is a counterpoint to Benjamin’s callow ennui. The sexual politics are funny, alarming and desperately sad. Peter Bradshaw, Guardian fi lm critic
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‘ A forgotten children’s book helped me grieve my father’
Words: Chris Townsend Illustration: Martin O’Neill
hen my dad went into hospital for what would be the fi nal time, shortly before Christmas last year, I had been fi nishing up a lecture series on early children’s literature for the university where I teach. My dad had had a drinking problem practically my whole life, but his alcoholism had worsened across decades. Then suddenly, after years of poor health, his liver just gave up on him. He was dead within days . Shortly after his death I was due to lecture on a relatively forgotten book of stories for children called Mrs Leicester’s School , mostly written by the English writer Mary Lamb but with
parts by her more famous brother, Charles . I was not prepared for how moved I would be by the simple message of one of the stories . That often bizarre and sometimes grim collection of tales for pre-Victorian boys and girls changed the way that I, an almost 40-year-old man, think about grief. My lecture began with the Lamb siblings themselves, who were reasonably successful writers in their time; any branch of Waterstones will still carry their Tales from Shakespeare . But Mary is better known today because she killed her own mother with a knife in 1796 , during a breakdown. Charles intervened, but their mother couldn’t be saved. Mary was spared
imprisonment because Charles pledged to become her legal guardian. They took up writing children’s books. The fact that Mary killed her own parent coloured my fi rst encounter with Mrs Leicester’s School, which is far more emotionally intense than any kids’ book ought to be. Many of the children who act as the narrators of the stories have lost parents; several of the stories directly concern their experiences of loss . I was especially struck by the story of Elizabeth Villiers, or The Sailor Uncle , which I focused on for my lecture, delivered to two dozen 20-year-olds in a dusty theatre. It begins after the young Elizabeth’s mother has died. She doesn’t think of her death as a cause for tears, as she
about it in a lecture to my students. At one point, I realised I was crying
has never seen her father cry; he
mostly locks himself in his study .
That changes when her “sailor
Uncle” returns from sea, and Elizabeth
takes him to his sister’s grave, where
he is struck by an “agony of grief ”.
This in turn sets off Elizabeth’s father.
The “very fi rst day I ever saw my father
weep”, she tells us, became the day
she “fi rst learned my mother’s death
was a heavy affl iction ”. Elizabeth ,
upset, blames her uncle for bringing
painful feelings into her home.
Nevertheless, he is kind to her and
when he eventually heads back to sea ,
Elizabeth realises that she will miss
him terribly.
It was this part of Lamb’s story that
really got to me when I narrated it to
my students that morning. Elizabeth’s
father sits her down, dries away the
tears she’s shed for her uncle, and says
to her: “ Let it be a lesson to you to be
as kind as possible to those you love;
and remember, when they are gone
from you, you will never think you
had been kind enough.”
At this point in my lecture,
I realised I was crying, and had been
for some time. My students were
aware, but, rather than laughing with
embarrassment, they were rapt. One
girl, who also had cheeks shining
with tears, looked straight at me and
simply nodded, slowly.
Lamb doesn’t spell it out , but the
father is fi nally working through his
grief. He has exited the locked study
of his repressed emotions . Grief is
a complicated thing, and always
distinct in its complications , but what
we shared in that lecture theatre
was a recognition of the power of
literature to make grief shareable,
and somehow bearable.
The sense of loss we feel for those
we love , Lamb’s little book tells us,
reminds us that there are many kinds
of love that make life worth living in
the fi rst place. When my dad died, my
grief was complicated by the fact that
I long ago felt I’d lost him; I’d been
grieving for years , and I wasn’t sure
I had any tears left . Mrs Leicester’s
School helped me see that I did.
Did a cultural moment prompt you to make a major life change? Email us at cultural.awakening@theguardian.com
a beautiful science’
smoky voice. “‘One day, I’ll come back
and show you.’”
True to his word, audiences around
the world have since fallen under the
spell of his otherworldly music . We
meet days after Astatke’s performance
at London’s Royal Festival Hall in
June, which is expected to be his last
performance in the UK . Like much of
his music, he’s diffi cult to place at
fi rst. Dressed in all black, he blends
into an armchair in the almost empty
lounge of a north London hotel w ith
art deco fl ourishes . It was beautiful to
see the packed audience appreciating
Ethiopian jazz, he tells me .
But it wasn’t easy trying to do
something new. The jazz he has built
across more than a dozen albums
is mesmeric, layering the distinct
(fi ve-note) pentatonic scales of
traditional Ethiopian music with
western-style jazz and funk, and
infectious Afro-Latin rhythms. He
weaves in traditional instruments –
the krar , masenqo and keb ero – as
well as religious chants dating back
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Mulatu Astatke faced resistance when he premiered his sound in the 60s, but audiences have fallen in love with it since. At 82, he’s still fi nding new directions – and wants more respect for Africa’s pioneers
o you know the Metro club ?” I feign recognition to the 82-year-old father of Ethio-jazz , Mulatu Astatke , who knows the capital’s vanished haunts better than I do (the venue in Ladbroke Grove, west London, closed down decades ago). By then, he had immersed himself in the c ity’s 60s jazz scene, befriending Ronnie Scott and the saxophonist Joe Harriott, with whom he occasionally jammed across Soho’s clubs, as well as musicians from Africa and the Caribbean. But when he returned to “Swinging Addis” years later with the new genre he’d innovated in England and the United States, the audience at one of his fi rst performances weren’t so taken by his fusion of jazz riff s with the harp-like begena . “Stop,” Astatke was told. “No more!” He didn’t say a word. Instead, he bowed, said his thanks and walked off . “I said: ‘I’ll show you,’ ” recalls Astatke in his
to the fourth century. “Ethio-jazz is a beautiful science,” he says, leaning back into his chair. “You can hear jazz, you can hear 12th notes, you can hear the 5th notes and everything all combined together.” Long before the Ethiopian giant honed his sound, he was sent by his parents to a boarding school in Wrexham , north Wales, at 16, set on studying aeronautical engineering. It was there he picked up the trumpet and was encouraged toward a career in music . Subsequent spells at London’s Trinity College of Music and Boston’s Berklee College of Music , as its fi rst ever African student, followed. Throughout the late 60s, Astatke shuttled between New York – where his group, the Ethiopian Quintet , recorded the albums Afro-Latin Soul 1 & 2 – and Addis Ababa, where he began recording singles for Amha Records , the country’s fi rst independent label, in 1969. “I really wanted to be diff erent, I wanted to be myself, I wanted to be Mulatu,” he says of the years spent honing his sound. “Then once I created Ethio- jazz, I became myself.” His Ethio-jazz is rooted within the musical culture of a country that, unlike many of its neighbours , has enjoyed independence for most of the last 2,000 years (with the exception of a brief Italian occupation from 1936 to 1941 ). Astatke had returned to Addis with his own vibraphone and electric keyboards, to a golden age of nightlife and music under Emperor Haile Selassie ’s reign, (think saxophonist Getatchew Mekurya , singer Mahmoud Ahmed and keyboardist Hailu Mergia , to name a few), which served as fertile ground for experimentation. With his reputation growing, in 1973 Astatke performed in Addis with Duke Ellington, who was touring Ethiopia and Zambia on a state- sponsored trip. He “never expected this from an African”, the US jazz legend told Astatke, as the saxophone section played Ethio-jazz. “He loved it,” he recalls wistfully. “It was so good, so beautiful.” The era of a famously wild nightlife under Selassie came to an end when the emperor was deposed by a Marxist regime in 1974 , and a repressive period followed for nearly two decades in which hundreds of thousands of Ethiopians were killed, jailed or exiled. My questions about Astatke’s performances for Selassie and life
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under Ethiopia’s Communist junta are, however, met with re ticence. “I have no involvement with the military, I have no involvement with politics, I have no involvement with nobody. I live peacefully. That’s how I survive ,” he says fi rmly. Why the lack of interest in politics? “I don’t love it. You don’t respect politicians. I love my country, I love my culture, I love the people. That’s all. Nothing else.” Astatke wants to ensur e that Ethiopia’s cultural contributions don’t go unnoticed. Speak with the musician long enough and each conversation will inevitably bend to
Charlie Parker or this Ethiopian tribe? We never give these people respect’
Out of Africa (From top) Astatke pictured in Manhattan; at the vibraphone; and overseeing a session for his 1972 album
the country’s “bush people”, who he feels have yet to receive credit for their musical contributions. Take, for example, the diminished scales used by American saxophonist Charlie Parker (imagine leaps or half-steps in sound); the Derashe tribe in southern Ethiopia, he says, play the same scale. “Who is fi rst? Is it Charlie Parker or this tribe?” he says. “We never give respect to these people.” As he lists off other examples that speak to the forgotten African infl uence in world music, it feels like I’ve stumbled on to a gameshow. Which came fi rst, the masenqo or the cello? The energised cha-cha and mambo music he heard in a visit to Cuba when he met Fidel Castro, or the similar sounds found in Nigerian, Ghanaian and Tanzanian rhythms? Astatke jumps then to Japan, a country whose traditional music uses the same fi ve-note scale as Ethiopia. (“Who was fi rst? Who created? Where did this come from?”) Then he compares Beethoven and
Tchaikovsky, who famously had
distinct musical notations, to St Yared,
a sixth-century Aksumite composer
credited with creating his own
musical notations (“How much
respect do you give to him?”). Astatke
recalls being invited to lecture at
a university in Ethiopia, where
students couldn’t name the mountain
beyond the classroom but knew the
German and Russian composers. “We
don’t do any research, we go more to
Europe instead of doing research on
African people,” he says. “I feel sorry
for the educational system in the
world, culturally.”
In the 1990s, Astatke visited
various Ethiopian indigenous
communities – the Derashe in the
south and Gambella , home to the
Nilotic Anuak people – where he was
immediately welcomed. There he
would have long discussions and, on
occasion, stay in small huts. The high
respect he holds for them is palpable:
“The bush people created Mulatu,
because I became a musician by
listening to the masenqo.”
His manager, sitting at the table
with us, gets out his laptop and pulls
up a joyous performance by Astatke
with members of the Derashe tribe,
one of the several communities he
brought to the studio in the 1990s.
A second video, from the 1970s, shows
him performing with traditional
musicians playing the krar. “I became
a musician by listening to these
people,” he says, “they created me.”
Astatke will soon return to
Addis Ababa where he’s expecting
an audience at the African Jazz Village
he opened in 2013 , now run by
his son . The venue still draws
international visitors and spotlights
local musicians today.
What’s next? He toys with the
idea of playing new music at the club
in Addis. His most recent album,
Mulatu Plays Mulatu , was a new
arrangement of his classics with his
UK band, but his next will feature
musicians from “the bush” as well
as those in Addis. But there is no
name for the project yet, he insists
– it is still a work in progress.
“Promoting Ethiopia, promoting
our cultural people to the world, that’s
what makes me so great and happy,”
he says. “It took me years and years,
but fi nally we made it.” Only then, do
I see a smile beneath Astatke’s serious
demeanour. “Give respect to Africa,”
he says again, “and the bush people.”
Mulatu Astatke’s album Mulatu Plays
Mulatu is out now on Strut Records.
out Staying in A cultural primer for the week ahead, whether you’re heading out or bedding in ...
Spider-Man: Brand New Day Out now The fi rst in a new fi lm series with Tom Holland (above) set to focus on Spidey’s day-to-day job protecting the city. New characters includ e crime boss Tombstone, played by Marvin Jones III who, like his character, is an African American with albinism.
Ish Out now Artist and director Imran Perretta’s own childhood experiences with the police inform his beautiful black-and- white debut feature fi lm about two 12-year-olds in Luton, which won a prize at Venice Critics’ Week. The two leads are played by non-professional actors Farhan Hasnat and Yahya Kitana, real-life friends themselves.
Wham ! 10 Days in China Out now In 1985, Wham! were the fi rst western band permitted to play communist China . Lindsay Anderson, who made If…., was invited to shoot the experience but fell out with the group, who released their version of the fi lm shortly after. Now comes a new feature-length take with archive footage and interviews.
No Strings Attached: Puppets on Film BFI Southbank/Imax, London, to 31 August Puppets! Need we say more? This puppets-on-fi lm season from the BFI features a variety of marionettes, dummies, dolls and fi gurines, in fi lms including The Empire Strikes Back, The Dark Crystal and The Muppets Take Manhattan . Catherine Bray
Brecon jazz festival
Various venues, mid Wales,
Thursday to 9 August
Saxophonist Courtney Pine, a
liberating cultural force in UK jazz
for 40 years, headlines Brecon’s
celebrated jazz weekender ( Thursday ),
alongside trumpeter Tomos Williams’s
jazz/ambient take on Welsh folk music,
and rootsy singer-pianist Liane Carroll
(both Friday ). John Fordham
Boardmasters Newquay, Wednesday to 9 August Promising music, wellness and surfi ng on the Cornish coast, Boardmasters off ers a unique take on the traditional festival. In terms of the musical lineup, it’s a mix of the usual – Kasabian, Fatboy Slim, Example – and new acts including Rose Gray, Jacob Al on and Joy Crookes. Michael Cragg
Mahler’s First By Heart Royal Albert Hall, London, today & Sunday Aurora Orchestra’s BBC Proms appearances pair a dramati sed exploration of a major symphonic work with a performance played entirely from memory. This year, Mahler’s Symphony No 1 gets the Aurora treatment as Nicholas Collon conducts. Flora Willson
Summer Walker The O2, London, today & Sunday Atlanta’s R&B star (below) brings her trilogy of breakup albums – 2019’s Over It, 2021’s Still Over It and last year’s Finally Over It – to London’s O2 arena. Fingers crossed she is defi nitely over it, but if she’s not then there will be plenty of emotional catharsis to work through across the two shows. MC
work through across the two shows.
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Chardchakaj Waikawee Graces Mews, London, to 19 September Analogue, hand-printed photographs of people living on the margins of Bangkok’s society by this Thai artist (work pictured above). The result is a portrait of youth shot through with poverty, struggle and endurance.
Gwen John Scottish National Gallery of Modern Art, Edinburgh, today to 4 January Beautiful, quiet, austere, minimal portraiture by arguably Wales’s most important painter. This retrospective is full of works inspired equally by her religious beliefs and love of early French modernism.
Refl ections: Sangat and the Self
The Whitworth , Manchester,
today to 29 August 2027
Artists Jasmir Creed and Roo Dhissou
pair up for this participatory
exhibition rooted in Sikh philosophy,
which also features work from the
Whitworth’s collection. This is a
show all about community, healing,
care and spiritual practice.
Kawaii Art & Culture Wolverhampton Arts Centre, to 9 August Japanese kawaii culture is a global phenomenon, and now it’s coming to Wolverhampton, in a show curated by artist Tamla Pearce all about how kawaii art, fashion, toys, animation, food and design travelled the world. Eddy Frankel
Cats Regent’s Park Open Air theatre, to 19 September With Jesus Christ Superstar and Starlight Express staged in London, n ow comes choreographer and director Drew McOnie’s production of Cats at the outdoor theatre where musicals seem to glow with a special kind of magic. Miriam Gillinson
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The Silence of the Lambs Curve theatre, Leicester, today to 15 August Gina Gionfriddo adapts Thomas Harris’s chilling thriller for the stage. The play will pull the audience into the warped relationship between FBI trainee Clarice Starling and infamous murderer Hannibal Lecter, played by John Partridge . MG
Freddie Meredith Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh, Wednesday to 30 August N iche character comedy is the real point of the Edinburgh fringe. This year, few will do it better than Meredith (Such Brave Girls, Make That Movie), whose debut hour Need a Light? revolves round his smoking area philosopher alter ego. Rachel Aroesti
ALAMY; RAHUL BHATT; CHARDCHAKAJ WAIKAWEE/GRACES MEWS; APPLE; KATIA TEMKIN; NBC; PANIC
Carlos Acosta: Myths and Modern Masters Royal Opera House, London, Wednesday to 9 August The now 53-year-old has had more farewell tours than the Rolling Stones – in fact, he’s dancing to the Stones in one of the pieces in this gala show, Christopher Bruce’s Rooster – but he can still impress. Lyndsey Winship
Ted Lasso Apple TV, Wednesday When season three of the feelgood footy comedy concluded in 2023, many presumed it was goodbye for ever. Not so: this week Jason Sudeikis’s inordinately wholesome coach (pictured above) swaps Kansas for dreary old Blighty once more, this time to work his peppy magic on a fl oundering women’s team.
Alley Cats Netfl ix, Friday Ricky Gervais reunites his After Life castmates (Tom Basden, Diane Morgan, Kerry Godliman, Tony Way, David Earl) for another Netfl ix ensemble comedy – except this time the crass jokes and heart -tugging truisms are delivered via the antics of a group of cartoon cats.
The Shards Disney+, Thursday This adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis’s autofi ctional high-school horror about 1980s LA teens with a suspected murderer in their midst has nepo baby leads (Homer Gere, Kaia Gerber) and the notoriously inconsistent Ryan Murphy as co-creator, meaning it will either be a delectably camp period piece or a slice of ersatz, dead-eyed melodrama.
Possession Sky Atlantic/Now, Thursday , 9pm A British lawyer arrives in Jamaica to investigate an inheritance claim, only to realise she’s seen the property at the centre of the feud before – in her nightmares, unfortunately. Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Jonny Lee Miller co-star in Karla Crome’s new thriller. RA
Big Walk PC, Switch 2, PS5, out Tuesday The creators of Untitled Goose Game are back with another playground ripe for slapstick (above). This one’s inspired by the Australian outback and , there are puzzles, challenges and surprising discoveries; but mostly you’re just walking and talking with anywhere from one to 11 friends.
Beast of Reincarnation PC, PS5, Xbox Series X/S, out Tuesday When the real world feels tough, sometimes you just want to fi ght some monsters. Beast of Reincarnation is set in a postapocalyptic Japan corrupted by a mythical beast, and humanity’s hopes all rest on a young woman called Emma and her skill with a blade. At least she has a dog to keep her company! Jordan Erica Webber
Shaboozey – The Outlaw Cherie Lee & Other Western Tales Out now The crossover country star (above), who scored a huge hit with A Bar Song (Tipsy) and worked on Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter, returns with this intriguing concept album. Following a murder, the titular Cherie Lee vows to avenge her father’s death, as narrated by songs such as single Born to Die.
The Durutti Column – Renascent Out now After last year’s reissue of their 1980 debut album led to renewed interest, not least from famous fans Blood Orange, Frank Ocean and Yung Lean, the Manchester post-punk curios are back with their 28th (!) album. Lead single Liars is typically vaporous, all tactile beats and wiry guitar fi gures.
Lucia & the Best Boys – Picking Petals Out now Lucia Fairfull and her band of merry men return with their second album of decadent art-rock. Recorded at Mogwai’s Castle of Doom studio, Picking Petals features guest spots from Chvrches’ Lauren Mayberry on the excellent Lonely Girl, while the Last Dinner Party’s Abigail Morris adds more camp drama to Big Romance.
Ariana Grande – Petal Out now Having fi nally escaped Oz, superstar Grande (below) returns to Earth with her eighth album. Executive produced alongside Max Martin acolyte Ilya (Sam Smith, Tate McRae), Petal represents something beautiful growing through dark times, as outlined on gently combative lead single Hate That I Made You Love Me. MC
Lives Less Ordinary: Love Stories Podcast, out Monday A much-needed dose of hope comes courtesy of this new BBC series that recounts real-life romances. A particularly moving episode features a Lebanese journalist and Syrian cameraman who met while covering the siege of Aleppo.
The Art World Couldn’t Understand William Blake YouTube Best known for his poetry, Blake was equally a radical artist who designed his own printmaking and etching techniques to hand-craft his illustrated pamphlets. This Nerdwriter video examines the political implications of his creations.
The Real Truth PBS America, Friday, 7.05pm This six-part scientifi c series continues weekly and analyses the wellbeing myths that shape what we buy and how we behave. The open er looks at the marketing tactics used to disguise sugar in food labelling. Ammar Kalia
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After Vicky Krieps’s star turn in Phantom Thread, everyone expected a move to Hollywood — but she embraced indie European fi lms instead. It’s because of a lifelong instinct to be bold, she says
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ack when she was a rising actor, Vicky Krieps had her fi ll of people telling her what not to do. When she got pregnant in her 20s, she was advised not to have the baby as it would derail her career, but she did it anyway. When, after playing a fashion designer’s muse in Paul Thomas Anderson ’s Phantom Thread , she went back to making low-budget French fi lms, she was, she says, “actually laughed at. It just seemed absurd to these people that I would turn my back on Hollywood and invest so much energy and passion in something that wasn’t giving me money.” Yet Krieps’s determination to forge her own path has reaped rewards. For the last decade she has had one foot in the Hollywood mainstream, appearing in Fede Alvarez’s The Girl in the Spider’s Web and M Night Shyamalan ’s Old , while keeping the
other fi rmly in independent cinema where she has freedom to experiment . Krieps also does her utmost to avoid the pantomime of red-carpet events. On the occasions she does make an appearance, she will stick out her tongue or give photographers the fi nger. “I always smile when I’m doing it. But I’m telling them : ‘Guys, this is really ridiculous and [the shouting] is a bit much. Just talk nicely to me.’ ” It comes as no surprise to learn that Krieps, 42 , who was born and raised in Luxembourg and speaks four languages, has declined to make the obligatory move to Los Angeles. For the past 15 years, she has lived in Berlin – though, when we speak over video call, she is in Greece , which she regularly visits since marrying her husband, the Greek fi lm production assistant Lazaros Gounaridis, last year. (They met on the set of the 2023 fi lm Hot Milk.) Sporting a pixie cut and a crisp white shirt, Krieps is open, thoughtful
and speaks with unusual seriousness
and candour about her job which, for
her, is all-consuming. “Sometimes I
feel less like an actor and more like a
scientist who is experimenting on my
own body,” she says.
This immersive approach can take a
toll. Two weeks after wrapping her
forthcoming fi lm, Love Me Tender , in
which she plays a woman who loses
custody of her young son, Krieps began
feeling “really bad in my body. I was
lying on my bed, and I couldn’t move
my arms and my neck. I thought I had
a serious disease.” She saw doctors and
had an MRI, and found everything was
fi ne but the pain itself was real. “I think
I had assembled so much psychological
pain that it became physical. You know
the saying ‘My heart is aching’? I feel
that in my whole chest.”
Directed by Anna Cazenave Cam bet
and based on the autobiographical
novel by Constance Debré , Love
Me Tender challenges the unfair
expectations foisted upon mothers. Krieps plays Clémence , who has given up a well-paid legal career to write books. After separating amicably from her husband, Laurent , she gives away most of her belongings, immerses herself in the club scene and explores her sexuality. When she eventually tells Laurent that she is dating women, he appears to accept it. But afterwards, he makes dark allegations about her in a bid to secure sole custody of their eight-year-old son, Paul . As their case creaks through the courts, Clémence is denied permission to see Paul. When they fi nally meet after nearly 18 months apart, it’s for an hour every fortnight under supervision. Those meetings, where Clémence must hold in her grief and keep it together for her son, are devastating . The tension of those scenes, Krieps realised , “caused me to hit a wall. But it was good for me to learn that the next time I work on something like this I will need to look after myself and take longer breaks while fi lming.” Krieps has spent much of her career playing women trying to break out of the boxes that others have put them in. In Phantom Thread, she is Alma , a serving maid who is expected to remain meek in front of Daniel Day-Lewis ’s dictatorial dressmaker but instead stands her ground and answers back. In 202 2 ’s terrifi c Corsage , she is Elisabeth, Empress of Austria , celebrated in the 19th century for her beauty and her tiny waist (made tinier by ruthless corsetry), who rebels against her tightly controlled existence.
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Touch and go (below from top) Vicky Krieps in Love Me Tender; and Phantom Thread
“I talked to Charlotte Rampling about this after we worked on the Jim Jarmusch movie Father Mother Sister Brother ,” Krieps refl ects. “We realised what we have in common is that we are constantly drawn to exploring the edge of a [character], the place where it starts to hurt. I think I take this to every part.” Where possible, Krieps tries to work with female directors – or rather, she clarifi es, directors who preside over “feminine sets. I’ve worked with men where the set was not masculine and there was no male ego. And there are female directors who unfortunately operate with a male ego. A lot of fi lm sets are run like the military and are very hierarchy-driven. It’s incredibly loud and it’s about pushing . ” Picking apart societal roles and rejecting authority is in Krieps’s blood. Her grandfather was in the resistance during the second world war and survived internment at Dachau. He later became a socialist politician in Luxembourg and successfully mounted a campaign to abolish the death penalty . “Knowing that someone so close almost lost his life to fi ght for humanity, this is something you can’t forget,” refl ects Krieps. Meanwhile, her mother “is just a crazy hippy, in the best way, and raised me to question everything: how do I know this is what they say it is? I think this made me dare to be brave and risk my livelihood.” That daring surfaced when a teenage Krieps attended her school graduation ceremony and thanked her teachers for giving her “proof that I know how to learn off by heart, that I know how to copy and how to shut my mouth ”. The incident made the papers in Luxembourg. It is also evident in her habit of tweaking the words and actions of her characters mid-scene. In Corsage, she launched herself out of a window in frustration at her on screen husband (she emerged unscathed; the scene was fi lmed on the ground fl oor). The moment was not in the script but made it in the fi nal cut of the fi lm, with Krieps’s character sustaining a fracture from the fall. “ These things are not premeditated but sometimes you just feel something that feels like the truth, and it wants to come out ,” Krieps says. Krieps acknowledges that her questing spirit as an actor wouldn’t have been possible even 20 years ago. “You wouldn’t have a woman who’s allowed to do all these diff erent movies, and not give a fuck, cut off her hair and generally misbehave. The fact that I exist shows me change is happening .” Love Me Tender is in UK and Irish cinemas from Friday .
Elaine Paige
once did Édith Piaf at karaoke, but to which musical showstopper does she owe everything?
The fi rst song I fell in love with I used to sing All I Have to Do Is Dream by the Everly Brothers with my schoolfriend who lived over the road, when I was 11 or 12. I sang the harmony and she sang the melody.
The fi rst single I bought Magic Moments by Perry Como from the record shop in Barnet High Street, for my mother’s birthday. She loved Perry Como, Andy Williams, Matt Monro – all those crooners.
The song I do at karaoke The only time was on holiday in Nice with a friend. We’d been out for a lovely supper and had far too much rosé, and I was about to play Édith Piaf in the West End. I ended up singing Hymne à l’amour, and he did Fools Rush In .
The song I know every lyric to When I was in Hair in 1968, we were in the pub having a snifter before the show when the company manager came in and said: “Jeanie’s off – and so
are her understudies. Paige, you’re up.” I was terrifi ed. Jeanie comes up through a trapdoor, covered in beads, singing Air. Somehow I knew every word.
The best song to play at a party Roxanne. I’ve loved the Police from the get-go.
The song I can no longer listen to Shall We Dance? from The King and I . [My co-star] Jason Scott Lee pulled out after three months. After that I had to dance with a catalogue of diff erent kings in a huge crinoline dress, wearing thick stockings, suspenders, corsets and layers of underwear .
The best song to have sex to I do have a bit of a penchant for Wicked
Game by Chris Isaak . But I’m not saying I’ve tried it!
The song that changed my life Don’t Cry for Me Argentina, because without it, I probably wouldn’t be talking to you today.
The song that makes me cry Ev’ry Time We Say Goodbye by Cole Porter , because it reminds me of my mum. My dad was an estate agent, but he also had a band, the Arcadians, and would go out gigging. Mum and I would wave him off , then listen to records on the radiogram.
The song I’d like played at my funeral Oh God, I don’t want to think about it. Maybe George Michael’s cover of The Long and Winding Road – I was a huge fan, he had the most beautiful voice, and it’s a lovely song. As told to Rich Pelley
Elaine’s new album, Miscellaneous Paige, is out now.
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N MARCH 2020 , when the mayor of San Francisco instructed all citi- zens to remain in their houses due to a pandemic, the fi rst thing I did was order all the books of Agatha Christie . I was not alone; I think many of us immersed ourselves in reliable narratives to drown out the chaos. It did not matter if it ended in marriage or murder; the reliability was what mattered. Later when I realised I would need to hole up for some time, my reading shifted to a diff erent kind of novel. And because, like Christie, our world has an endless supply of new terrors, it is the comic novel that still fi lls my reading hours. Nobody knows what a comic novel is. And once you start discussing it, all the fun runs out. E B White compared it to dissecting a frog (you’re left with innards and a dead frog) but I would compare it to turning all the lights on at a party: everyone looks terrible and you’ve ruined the party. Most would agree, of course, that Wodehouse wrote comic novels, but I turn to books hardly anybody would classify that way – Moby-Dick by Herman Melville , for instance – that yet seem to me to be a hoot. I think they are books that decide something is funny, as Jerry Seinfeld once defi ned comedy. In Moby-Dick, it’s a coin nailed to a mast head. In Vladimir Nabo kov’s Pale Fire , it’s the worst best poem you’ve ever read. And yet we feel we’re getting at something the most solemn narratives aim for: an understanding of the human condition, of grief, of love, of death. All the big stuff . The comic novels I love are books that could just as easily have been tragedies. It is simply that the author has decided it’s funny. It’s something I learned from a wise friend of mine who once, after I angrily related a publishing story of mine, responded: “That’s not a very funny story.” I was shocked. And then I understood that I had not processed the story at all, and was serving this dish to her raw. I had to learn to turn an old outrage into a funny story. And then she would be willing to listen. I did learn to do this. And I have put the very scene I have described to you into my latest novel. A comic novel, if you like. I have written both comic novels and novels where you would not crack a smile – serious novels, I suppose. And I can relate that, for me, writing the comic ones is a much more pleasant, though very diff erent, kind of work. But the plots are no funnier than the serious ones. See if you can guess which one is comic and which is serious: A young woman in 1952 San Francisco joins with her husband’s gay lover to remove obstacles to her liberation and gain a small fortune. A middle-aged writer travels across a troubled United States while strugg ling to maintain his recently renewed relationship with a younger man. Even if you guessed, you see my point: I have to decide it’s funny. And that takes double-processing.
Like blond hair at the salon. First, I work out the hardships and frustrations of the characters as realistically, even tragically, as possible. People die in comic novels. Sometimes the world ends, or sometimes just the world we thought we knew, and I have to consider the real reactions of my characters because, after all, they don’t know it’s a comedy. Second, I begin to write it as if it’s all just a funny story. That takes a great deal of struggle and sometimes feels impossible. In my last novel, Less Is Lost (that’s the one about the middle-aged writer), I found myself sitting with my notes on visiting three forced labour plantations in the American south. There was nothing humorous about them, yet I didn’t want to cut them; I knew my protagonist had to confront that part of American history. But then I read over the notes of my fi nal visit and reali sed that I was the comedy: myself and the other white visitors, showcasing our guilt and anxiety through statements that were utterly absurd. In fact, I ended up portraying the visit almost exactly as I had it in my notes … but with a diff erent emphasis. Is it “funny”? No. Is it “comic ”? Defi nitely. Why? I don’t know. I don’t know. I can’t explain it any better for fear of turning on the party lights. In writing my latest novel, Villa Coco , I had a much easier time, since I was working off notes in my diaries from my time living in Tuscany, and those notes were already blond hair in a salon; I made a promise to myself that I would turn each day’s events into a “funny story”. And yet, in a way, I found myself sifting through these stories for the other thing: the real feeling. Because there was the death, in those days, of a dear friend. A turn of seasons. A broken heart. All the things I would have previously put down in my diary now had been expunged, and though I had processed them into lovely stories, the job (as a novelist now and not a diarist) was to get to the hardships and frustrations of my characters. Because, to me, comedy is only great fun if it is about something hard and true. “I don’t think of you as writing a comic novel,” a writer friend told me . “I think of you as working through something in whatever way you have to.” He meant that my books are not “about” women in 1952 or middle- aged writers or olive harvests in Tuscany. They are about marriage and growing old and the terror of death. It is just that, in a comic novel, those issues are temporarily resolved, often in a fl agrantly artifi cial fashion. As if to say: life is a vale of tears, and there’s no fi xing it, but just for fun let’s fi x this one small piece. Let’s decide, briefl y, to lift the weight of being. You can’t successfully do that, I think, without being honest about it fi rst. And yet – what a lovely time I have working on these books. Because everything has to be processed in this way, each awful moment of the day becomes more material for comedy. Thus I become, somehow, more resilient; a trip on the sidewalk is no less embarrassing than before but, instead of trying to play it off , I laugh with anyone who notices (and people do notice). What
Tuscany, Italy, an inspiration for Andrew Sean Greer
would normally be a dull wait at a bus stop (or a mind-numbing trip through the internet) becomes a delightful experience with my notebook. “Cheese rolling contest May 20,” I might copy down from a poster, “Prize is the wheel of cheese.” Or “lady in black sequi ned dress yelling at a mailbox at nine in the morning. I think she mailed her purse by mistake.” I am not a person who particularly lives in the present tense, but comedy forces me there. A good place to be. Language also achieves a new richness. People assume writers think about plot or characters, in the way they assume painters or photographers think about their subjects. But painters think about paint. Photographers think about light. And writers think about words. There is something so utterly delicious about being able to make use of words that are otherwise forbidden to touch. I don’t mean curse words; I mean fancy ones. Take for instance something like “noise”. In a serious novel, you would have to say “down the street came a noise ”. Anything more elaborate would be a red fl ag of pretentiousness. So you settle for the austerity of “noise” and move on. But when writing comedy, suddenly a whole feast of words is spread before you: hullabaloo and brouhaha and hubbub and chivaree . Chivaree! Banging pots and pans together to publicly shame a citizen or tease a newly married couple! What a word! My language has not become simpler by writing comedy; it has become zestier. And if, like me, words are your favourite medium, it is akin to tomatoes fi nally coming into season after months of cabbage and kale. No wonder what some consider the very fi rst “novel” was one of the most rip-roaring, slapstick comedies around: Don Quixote . Chaucer himself was not above a fart joke, and Shakespeare could never resist a pun. There is a grand tradition, in fact, of great writers dabbling in comedy – Philip Roth , Saul Bellow , Thornton Wilder – and I think there is something about having seen the darkness that pulls so many to laughter. Certainly, in these diffi cult times, with endless apocalyptic fi lms and novels appearing, many of us fi nd ourselves picking up Stella Gibbons’ Cold Comfort Farm instead. There is something dear and beautiful about the comic novel, something to love. A friend to hold your hand when the lights fl icker out and tell you a story until they come back on again. And, for those of us who write them, a way to feel our way forward down the tunnel into the light. I know that it was a solace to imagine a much younger American man, fi nding himself delivered to a rural Tuscan train station that he says is “so fanciful one might unwrap it and fi nd it was chocolate”. And to be seated next to a princess who can not understand him because she has not mastered “the American dialect”. And throw a wild animal into his window at night. And make the septic tank overfl ow. All to get at a simple truth: the world is trouble, and full of sorrows, and we will not get out alive. But look closely: it is, in fact, made of chocolate. Villa Coco by Andrew Sean Greer is published by Sceptre.
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Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons This is a satire of a genre that no longer even exists (the rural English romance) because it erased it with its perfect sense of humour.
Pomp and Circumstance by Noël Coward The queen is coming to visit a far-fl ung island nation and everyone is aquiver.
Pnin by Vladimir Nabokov The poignancy of Nabokov’s tortured Russian academic makes one fall in love with poor Pnin.
Bech: A Book by John Updike The fi rst of a series of books about a Philip Roth-like novelist adrift in the world. Like Nabokov, a wordsmith having great fun with the English language.
The Sellout by Paul Beatty A brilliant example of taking the most serious of subjects – slavery in America – and turning it completely on its head.
I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith I reread this book annually and both laugh and shed tears over the fate of our teenage narrator, Cassandra , whose diary this is.
Our Man in Havana by Graham Greene Personally, I prefer Greene’s “entertainments” to his serious fi ction, from Travels W ith My Aunt to this wonderful case of mistaken identity.
Little Me: The Intimate Memoirs of That Great Star of Stage, Screen and Television, Belle Poitrine by Patrick Dennis From the writer of Auntie Mame , a deliciously deluded memoir of an absolute nobody, complete with photographs!
The Pursuit of Love/ Love in a Cold Climate by Nancy Mitford Eccentricity and delight mix with heartache in this classic fi ctionalis ed version of her famous family.
Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes Hilarious from beginning to end, and the sequel is even better, because suddenly Don Quixote and Sancho Panza are famous because everyone has read the fi rst.
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The beguiling story of how Britain’s mountains shaped its past and present Kathryn Hughes I
HISTORY Upland The Strange History and Vital Future of Britain’s Mountains Ed Douglas
T COMES AS A SHOCK to learn that Britain’s uplands were not always rocky, covered with coarse grass and suitable only for sheep. About 54,000 years ago – a mere blink in geological time – this island’s high places were teeming with nature . Lushly forested peaks, crags and gorges were home to megafauna including mammoth, woolly rhinoceros and giant elk. The one sour note in this elevated Garden of Eden was the carnivorous cave lions and sabre-tooth cats who prowled the browse looking for a meaty dinner. Ed Douglas’s achievement in this excellent book is to return a proper sense of colour and even carnival to Britain’s high places. His fi rst job, though, is to defi ne his terms. In 1936 , the celebrated US geographer Roderick Peattie declared that what made a mountain was not its elevation so much as its capacity to “enter into the imagination of the people who lived in [its] shadows ”. But by the 1990s, the United Nations, newly tasked with protecting the world’s high places from environmental and economic decline, insisted on getting out its tape measure and statistical charts and coming up with some universal criteria. Consequently, the current definition of a “mountainous ” region is one where the altitude varies by at least 300 metres over a radius of 7km . That means that Douglas’s home on Totley Moor , which sits on the millstone grit uplands of the eastern Peak District , just about qualifi es ; a matter of obvious satisfaction to this one-time editor of the Alpine Journal . Romping comfortably across the line are whole swathes of
Ben Nevis in the Scottish Highlands
Scotland, Wales and northern England, not forgetting the twin domes of Exmoor and Dartmoor. Less pleasing to Douglas, though, is the way in which Britain’s uplands have historically been imagined as places apart, spectacular yet oddly detached from life at lower levels. He reminds us that the country’s high places provide more than 60 % of the nation’s water needs. They have provided vital minerals, and landscapes hospitable to some of our most valuable domesticated animals. Those of us who live at sea level or below would do well to reformulate our ideas about the uplands as a place that hosts nothing more useful than the occasional sprig of lucky heather. Equally misguided, suggests Douglas, is a tendency to view Britain’s uplands as existing outside history, politics, culture and even time itself. The truth is that mountains have shaped much of our island story. When the Romans arrived in the fi rst century AD, they found that low-lying southern England, with its fertile soil and gentle hillocks, quickly signed up to the new order. The craggy north, meanwhile, stood aloof – and you can still see evidence of this bifurcated response in the landscape today. Go to a Roman ruin in the south or east of the country, and chances are that it is the remnants of a country estate or a handsome villa. Head to the high north and you will fi nd yourself scrambling over the remains of a garrison or high brick wall aimed at keeping uplanders away from the good stuff . And yet … it frequently turns out that it was precisely in those cold, diffi cult and, above all, lofty places that actual treasure lay. The Romans eventually overcame their fear of heights to start mining lead in Wanlockhead , which at more than 400 metres remains Scotland’s highest village . A thousand years later and the Norman invaders, who had initially given the rocky spine of England a wide b erth, set up shop in the Peak District and insisted on taking a cut of the handsome profi ts that arose from local lead mining. Douglas suggests that the best way to think of this ceaseless push and pull between the central lowlands and the marginal uplands is as a kind of internal colonialism. For millennia, Britain’s high places have been ransacked for their raw materials. Perhaps the most poignant example in this book is the story of the Elan valley, a beautiful stretch of land in the mountains of rural mid-Wales. In the early 19th century the poet Percy Shelley had roamed over his uncle’s Radnorshire estate, entranced to have found his own version of Wordsworth and Coleridge’s Lake District. But in 1896 , the valley was dammed and fl ooded in order to create a vast reservoir from which Birmingham might draw an everlasting supply of cheap and clean drinking water. It was part of the MP Joseph Chamberlain ’s radical programme to clear England’s second city of cholera and dysentery by building a 73- mile a queduct from the Welsh mountains to the Midlands plateau. This necessitated the village of Nantgwyllt , complete with church and surrounding farms, disappearing permanently under water. The compulsory purchase of the Elan valley carries echoes of the earlier Highland clearances, during which tenant farmers in Sutherland, Argyll and Inverness- shire were ordered off the land to make way for the infi nitely more profi table sheep. Many of these evicted crofters, just like the Radnorshire farmers 150 years later, were obliged to emigrate as far as the US to fi nd a place to build a stable home.
Yet it would be doomy to suggest that the uplands have exclusively been places of passive trauma. Douglas does a good job at identifying those times throughout history when Britain’s high places demonstrated a culture of determined resistance. There are the Jacobite rebellions of 1715 and 1745, when Highlanders loyal to the Stuart cause swept down from their mountain fastness in an attempt to overthrow the newly installed Hanoverians. This tartan army got as far as Derby , only 11 0 miles from London, before being forced to turn back. Douglas has not, in truth, found out anything new about the ancient uplands, but he has knitted his sources into a deft survey, going all the way from the tectonic plates of pre history to today, when the chief concern is southern second-homers driving up the prices for young locals. One delight of his capacious, looping narrative is the room it leaves for delightful cameos by remarkable individuals, including several women. There is Janet Lapworth, the daughter of a Galashiels schoolteacher, who in the 1870s sewed her geologist husband a special waistcoat incorporating rows of pockets on the front into which he could sort his specimens on the fl y. Or Hannah Mitchell , who grew up on a hard-scrabble tenant farm with a view of Kinder Scout, the highest point in the Peak District, and developed a love of rambling to off set the constricted conditions of her own impoverished life. Mitchell’s determination to walk off her troubles led to her becoming a suff ragette, a JP and a campaigner for social justice. My favourite uplander, though, remains Queen Victoria. As a young girl she gorged on the highly confected Highland novels of Walter Scott. Now that Jacobitism was safely defeated, it was delightful to imagine a Highlands full of craggily handsome men in kilts ready to come a lady’s rescue, even if that lady happened to be a Protestant Hanoverian princess. When she bought Balmoral in 1852, the queen was not initially much interested in venturing far. But with the death of Albert she was persuaded to undertake the occasional excursion up famous peaks including Lochnagar and Ben Macdui . Here was the beginning of what the 20th- century novelist George Scott-Moncrieff memorably called “Balmorality ”. It was a view of the uplands, spruced up and watered down, best seen on a biscuit tin. To buy a copy for £21.25 go to guardianbookshop.com
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Mario Vargas Llosa in 1986
The passions and politics of Peru’s Nobel laureate Pratinav Anil
BIOGRAPHY Mario Vargas Llosa A Life Gerald Martin
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t what precise moment had Peru fucked itself up?” Those words on the opening page of Conversation in the Cathedral announced the arrival of a writer who understood that national history could become the organising principle of fi ction. At precisely the moment when Latin America was discovering the intoxicating possibilities of magical realism – a form whose exuberance had an elective affi nity with revolutionary politics, collapsing the distinction between the marvellous and the possible – Mario Vargas Llosa plumped for old-fashioned realism instead. It was a question of sensibility as much as politics, Gerald Martin suggests in this chatty yet coolly analytical biography . He traces the path of a novelist who began by dissecting oligarchy with surgical precision and ended happily dining among its ranks, completing one of literary history’s most spectacular political migrations – from the hard left to the hard right, over the course of half a century. Yet Martin’s revisionist point is that Vargas Llosa crossed a shorter ideological distance than is often imagined. He never truly belonged to the left. His brief fl irtation was not with socialism so much as with a socialist: the dazzling, unattainable Lea Barba , whom he met at San Marcos University . Their undergraduate comradeship unfolded between bookshops and the smoky tables of a bohemian nightclub managed by Lea’s communist father. Beneath the guerrilla chic, Martin fi nds in Vargas Llosa an old patrician confi dence in hierarchy. The “factory defect ”, as one university contemporary put it, was congenital: Vargas Llosa never ceased to be a “Lima posh boy ”. Vargas Llosa’s greatest novels were written under Jean-Paul Sartre ’s spell, before the French philosopher’s indulgence towards revolutionary regimes fi nally alienated him. The break with Sartre in particular and the left in general came in 1971 with the “Padilla aff air ”, when the Cuban poet Heberto Padilla was arrested and compelled to perform a grotesque public confession renouncing his
“counter-revolutionary” work and denouncing fellow dissidents. Vargas Llosa led an international campaign against Castro’s treatment of writers. Martin restores the women whom Vargas Llosa reduced to literary raw material. His scandalous marriage at 19 to his aunt-by-marriage, Julia Urquidi, 10 years his senior, became Aunt Julia and the Scriptwriter – the sunniest, and by some distance the best loved, of his novels. Her own memoir, What Varguitas Didn’t Say exposes the gap between Vargas Llosa’s breezy romance and the less charming reality of adultery and abandonment. Alas, it never troubled the bestseller lists. Julia was discarded for Patricia Llosa, his fi rst cousin, nine years his junior, with whom he had three children. Half a century later , she too was replaced, this time by the Spanish society doyenne Isabel Preysler , the mother of the singer Enrique Iglesias , with whom the octogenarian fi nally exchanged the republic of letters for the pages of ¡Hola! . His move to England proved unexpectedly formative. Vargas Llosa settled in unswinging Cricklewood , which suited a pre-existing taste for suburban conservatism. The historian Hugh Thomas , another distinguished émigré from the left, played Virgil to Vargas Llosa’s Dante, escorting him into the circles of Tory respectability and, eventually, to Margaret Thatcher herself. He wrote up the encounter with fanboy adoration in a piece titled The Lady Among the Wild Beasts . After the 2010 Nobel prize , Vargas Llosa increasingly lent his prestige to the hard right, backing Peru’s trigger- happy unelected ruler Dina Boluarte and Chile’s anti-gay, anti-abortion crusader José Antonio Kast ; denouncing feminism as literature’s “staunchest enemy,” and treating every leftward electoral twitch as a “return to caudillismo.” Gabriel García Márquez is the book’s foil: the magician to Vargas Llosa’s realist, the man who stayed with the leftist tribe while his lesser rival abandoned it. Martin, now the biographer of both , is uniquely placed to reconstruct the most famous right hook in literary history. In 1976, Vargas Llosa fl oored García Márquez with a punch after allegedly accusing him of overstepping the mark by comforting Patricia during the collapse of their marriage. The punch marked more than a personal rupture. It sealed an ideological one. García Márquez later remarked that there were only “two soups on the menu”: capitalism and socialism. Vargas Llosa turned up his nose at one and spent the rest of his life gorging himself on the other.
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TECHNOLOGY What If We Got AI Right? How to stop Catastrophising and Build an Ethical Future Eleanor Drage
PROFILE, £14.99
he AI ethicist Eleanor Drage believes that to thrive alongside artifi cial intelligence, humans need to recognise AI’s “humanity”. She means that while we often speak of AI as though it were some mystical, formless thing, it is the product of hours of human labour, in silicon and quartz mines, microchip factories and data labelling centres. If citizens want to wrest power from the tech companies that are building AI, it helps to understand what they are selling us. This also means seeing through the marketing and hype: “the cloud”, that nebulous, distant place where your photos are stored, is just someone else’s computer ; an AI “hallucination” is a system error or data labelling mistake ; intelligence is a very broad – and potentially misleading – term. The story in Silicon Valley is that AI will either save us, ushering in a new era of prosperity and human longevity, or it will wipe us all out. Drage argues, convincingly, that big tech cannot possibly deliver on its utopian promises while it continues to chase profi t and power above all else, and while it serves the interests of a narrow few. Meanwhile, the cultural obsession with the AI-induced apocalypse conveniently redirects attention from the practical conversations we could be having about how to make AI safer – by ensuring citizens have more power over how their information is used, and how AI models are trained and regulated, for example. Drage, an assistant research professor at the University of Cambridge’s Leverhulme Centre for the Future of Intelligence , has conducted research that debunks AI-powered recruitment processes, and exposes the dangers of incorporating AI into law enforcement. Many of her criticisms of big tech will be familiar : that AI algorithms perpetuate and entrench pre-existing biases ; that for all their promises to be “transparent” and “accountable”, tech giants have become too big to care about ethics ; that a handful of executives have amassed far too much power ; and that the rollout of AI is happening without our consent and without consideration for planetary health. Occasionally, however, Drage’s arguments seem rushed and become
sloppy. “It’s merely an illusion that the labour force is disappearing: work is simply shifting, from artists to data labellers and from marketeers to engineers,” she writes at one point. But it’s not clear that artists and “marketeers” will become redundant in the coming AI era. It’s also not as though the data labellers working for poverty wages in Kenya would have been artists 10 years ago . The book’s title suggests Drage wants to off er an alternative vision of what AI could be. She gives a few examples of the kind of ethical, community-based AI projects she thinks should be replacing top-down big tech products, and many of them are strangely underwhelming. They include an app called Mumkin designed to facilitate diffi cult conversations about female genital mutilation (FGM) in India, and Kuini, an AI chatbot built to help Māori women quit smoking. In both instances I found myself wondering what value AI brings to these endeavours – particularly given all that Drage has discussed about its environmental impact and exploitative supply chains. Drage describes a toolkit she co-designed to help AI companies act ethically and comply with EU regulations as a “cornerstone of utopianism”, because it shifts the focus on to how AI is built and made. In her view, utopia is not a destination but the “process of working together to develop a fairer world”. Maybe it would be unfair to expect too specifi c a utopian vision, but I’d nonetheless be interested to know how AI, specifi cally, can help . She does not mention the things that many of AI’s biggest critics nonetheless welcome, such as its potential to improve drug discovery and disease detection. What if we got AI right, this book asks. After reading it, I can’t say I really know. To buy a copy for £13.49 go to guardianbookshop.com
A Humboldt squid
A maverick study of the corporeal world Edward Posnett
SCIENCE Alive The Hidden Intelligence of the Living World Melanie Challenger
CANONGATE, £20
he eastern breakwater of Granton harbour is almost 1km long, and swimmers can follow its crooked fi nger, heading straight out into the Firth of Forth , while benefi ting from its reassuring presence. One Thursday lunchtime, I thought : why not, let’s give it a go, and headed for its tip . I felt cold, but, as I progressed, I seemed to grow strangely warmer. I did not notice the complaints from my body: the creeping numbness which proceeded from my fi ngers to my elbow , nor the coldness of my pee. Only by the time I exited the water, club footed and claw handed, did it hit me that I was hypothermic. The irony of this reckless exercise was that in my swim bag there was a book by Melanie Challenger called Alive: The Hidden Intelligence of the Living World . It’s an ambitious examination of the wisdom of bodies, a rhizomatic guide not just to our own, but also all the living forms around us: from bacteria to chimps. Her case is that we have ignored or misread the agency and purpose of bodies to our detriment; in a way it is a plea to listen to them. I wish I had read it before my ill-advised swim. Challenger notes that her book was born out of “wild curiosity”, and a sense that the “stories we were telling ourselves … were both presumptuous and unconvincing”. For her, our focus on souls, genes or minds is a distortion of reality, and
we should instead direct our attention to our bodies, which have been marginalised, perhaps because they remind us of our own vulnerability and mortality . It is not that Challenger denies the importance of genes; what she questions is the lens through which we read the world. Throughout the book she vividly presents a range of diff erent organisms, from slime to squid, exploring the ways in which they relate and respond to the world around them. Among other things, Challenger is a poet, and her descriptions are often beautiful. She describes glacial ice as “blue sheened like an eyeball” and a Humboldt squid as “a lozenge of silver”. By denigrating or ignoring bodies, she argues, we are blinded to the sophistication of other life forms, and do not aff ord them the respect that they deserve; we mistake machines for consciousness and our own consciousness for machines; we destroy habitats with little regard for the non-human life that resides there. Challenger cites an encyclopaedic range of scientists and philosophers, but her own intellectual guide is Aristotle (she thanks him in the acknowledgments). According to her, it was Aristotle who fi rst grasped the intelligence of bodies, though he lacked the science to support his intuitions. She brings him to life at several points in the book, entering into his head, and turning the philosopher – this fi gure based on a collection of texts, translations, and commentaries – into fl esh and bone . I struggle to think of a book for whose subject I have felt more sympathy and excitement: its turn to the body, its trenchant critique of scientifi c reductionism and misguided metaphors. B ut as a lay reader I often found myself disoriented, almost dizzied, by the text. I desperately wanted to follow my guide, but I kept on feeling lost, left behind, as the author charged into a dense thicket of ideas and scientifi c research. This is perhaps the risk run by any pioneer: you can cross a frontier, but can you bring others with you? When I got out of the water, corpse-grey and shaken, I was greeted by two concerned women, experienced swimmers in dry-robes, who kept an eye on me, and off ered me a cup of tea and some sound guidance. I’m grateful to them and the way they could quietly read their own bodies, and mine, skilfully relating them to world around us. In a way this book is an invitation to the reader to do something similar; to abandon the harmful readings that we have inherited, and sidestep our own self-destruction. To buy a copy for £18 go to guardianbookshop.com
NATURE PICTURE LIBR ARY
Half a century on, this landmark novel of a runaway mother is thrillingly original Anne Enright T
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Gaining Ground Joan Barfoot
FABER, £9.99
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HERE IS a growing literature of maternal fl ight: novels about women who leave not just their husbands but also the children they have made. In the real world, men are the more frequent deserters; the connection of the father to family life is seen as contingent, while motherhood is revered as an intrinsic state. This means that women who “un-mother” themselves are doing something impossible: the connection between a woman and her child is not just emotional, but also creational. Joan Barfoot understands the inside-out nature of the logic involved in maternal obligation: “she created these other people and their need for her,” says Abra, the abandoning mother of Gaining Ground , “and now she must ful fi l them.” Abra neglects to fulfi l her children or their needs. The novel is rigorously and meditatively about the business of separation, which is also the business of becoming a single and undivided self. Gaining Ground came out in Canada in 1978 , under the title Abra , before it was published in the UK under the current title by the Women’s Press in 1980 . This was around the time Barfoot’s fellow Canadian Alice Munro began to write her adulterous, runaway women, whose instinct for freedom chimed so well with the feminism of the day. Abra is not sprung from domesticity by her desire for another man, however, nor does she return to her children, as Leda in Elena Ferrante’s The Lost Daughter does, after years spent regaining what she had lost. Abra is closer to the protagonist in Cathy Sweeney’s recent Breakdown , who has no single answer to the question of why she left her former life: In Japan, Sweeney writes, “So many people disappear that there is a word for them – johatsu . It translates as evaporated people.” These novels cannot fully resist the question of whether the bolting mother is a monster or a victim of societal expectation. Gaining Ground was written before any of them and, already, Barfoot was wise enough to refuse the terms of the debate: Abra never questions the morality of becoming her true self.
‘Joan Barfoot understands the inside-out logic of maternal obligation’
The novel begins with the arrival of a young woman at Abra’s cabin in the woods, nine years after she drove away from her old life. Abra feels her presence as a pressure, an expectation, but can barely remember who the girl is, or who she herself used to be. Then, a moment of recognition – it is her 18-year-old daughter, Katie: “I know her now, and it locks me to her.” Katie’s arrival tips Abra into a recollection of her lovely, ordered home in Toronto; her marriage, in which there would sometimes be “late movies and making love on the couch and popcorn”; and her two children. Her first baby, a son, provoked a fierce sense of attachment: “I didn’t even want to talk about him, although he so completely occupied my mind, because I felt somehow that talking about him took him a distance away, made him separate, gave a piece of him to someone else.” Her second child seemed less of a miracle: “she was a baby, beautiful, and she was mine and Stephen ’s and we had created her, but it seemed natural now”. The story may be about maternal ambivalence, depression, the loss of meaning, but it always revolves around ideas of truth and pretence. Abra’s life does not feel “real”. Barfoot delivers about 16 diff erent kinds of dissociation without going over her own footprints or saying the same thing twice. The build to Abra’s departure has a cumulative, relentless modernist eff ect, but she manages to keep it human, or within the human, and we are fully convinced, when Abra sees the cabin for the fi rst time, that this is her “home”. She has brought no clocks and no mirror, and is at pains to avoid talking to other people. On her fi rst day of digging a vegetable garden her hair proves bothersome and so she lops it off , blind. Abra works to grow food, gather wood and keep herself alive through the long Canadian winter. She thinks only about what is in front of her. The descriptions of work, the natural world and the changing seasons recall the self-reliance of Annie Dillard or Thoreau, who write in a transcendent spiritual tradition. Abra’s revelation is not about God’s infinite majesty, however, but about a kind of unbecoming. She wants to make a life in which she can slowly lose “my name, my memory, the labels I’d used, and so my sense of all words”, to arrive at a place of joy. When Katie arrives from a world where “there are motives and angers everywhere”, Abra tries to share what she has discovered about “blankness”. She considers the way she once saw her husband and wonders, “Did I make him up?” The answer is that she invented everyone: “I simplifi ed them. And then I reacted to what I had made up, behaved as if what I had invented was real.” It is hard to fi nd an ending for a book that is trying to be about nothing, so it is considerably to her credit that Barfoot manages an aff ecting, dramatic conclusion to Katie’s visit. Gaining Ground is a wonderful slow burn of a book and Barfoot’s originality and control remain exciting, nearly half a century on. It is great to see this reissue put the novel at the centre of things, where it belongs. To buy a copy for £8.99 go to guardianbookshop.com
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A mother and daughter’s shapeshifting journey Chris Power
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Beginning Middle End Valeria Luiselli
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4TH ESTATE, £18.99
aleria Luiselli’s fourth novel
is propelled by the daughter
of the Luiselli-like narrator
asking : “Will you fi nally write a novel
with a beginning, a middle, and an
end?” It’s a problem Luiselli has
addressed before. In her 2017 book-
length essay about undocumented
migrant children, Tell Me How It Ends ,
she writes that the diffi culty in telling
their story “is that it has no beginning,
no middle and no end”.
Beginning Middle End charts the
narrator’s eff orts to corral life into a
narrative. After a “slow, entangled”
divorce, the narrator, a Mexican living
in the United States, embarks on a
European book tour with her 12-year-
old daughter. She has a coil removed in
Munich; her daughter loses a tooth in
Prague; near Amsterdam they watch
children learning to swim with their
shoes on in case of fl oods. When
summer comes, the pair fl y to Catania in
Sicily. The narrator’s grandmother grew
up nearby. They stay in the apartment
of a pianist who’s away on tour, with
whom the narrator had a “brief and
feverish encounter” the previous year.
This book can be made to sound
dense with plot: Etna is erupting.
Wildfi res rage. The narrator’s mother,
in Baja California , might be developing
dementia and is possibly planning an
act of eco-terrorism. Before the narrator
left for Europe her mother gave her a
valuable heirloom, a Roman mosaic
tile portraying the god Proteus; the
narrator’s grandmother took it from an
excavation site before leaving Sicily.
Mother and daughter discuss
Proteus’s appearance in the Odyssey,
their explorations of myth and
classical literature becoming a central
strand. The narrator’s daughter grows
obsessed with returning the mosaic
to the ruined villa it came from.
After a few weeks the pianist
returns, the narrator’s attraction to him
rapidly eroding as the sex gets rough, he
fi ghts with her daughter, and neglects
to help when she gets stung by jellyfi sh.
Yet despite all this, the novel has
trouble gathering momentum – or
perhaps isn’t interested in doing so.
Throughout, the narrator questions
what she is writing. “I don’t have a
clear idea about what I am doing, or
what will happen next, not yet,” she
admits. “I get entangled in possible
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beginnings, intricate plots, improvised
premises.” Later she wonders if this
project isn’t a novel at all . “ The middle
feels more akin to the distracted,
loose, meandering spirit of essaying.
Maybe it will have to be an essay until
it can be a novel again, an essay with
a beginning, a middle, and an end.”
This persistent identity crisis is only
resolved when the daughter eventually
seizes control of the narrative.
Luiselli’s writing has always been
essayistic and self-refl exive. In fact,
she began in 2010 as an essayist with
the lyrical, literary Sidewalks . Her fi rst
novel, Faces in the Crowd , blended
autofi ction and metafi ction with a
fi ctionalised account of the life of a
real Mexican poet. Her second, The
Story of My Teeth , is also partly about
its own construction: in an author’s
note Luiselli explains how the book
was created in tandem with a group of
factory workers. In a Sebaldian touch,
photographs accompany the text.
In many ways Beginning Middle
End mirrors Luiselli’s previous novel,
2019’s Lost Children Archive , itself a
fi ctional expansion of Tell Me How It
Ends. Its narration is shared between
an unnamed woman, whose marriage
is collapsing, and her stepson, who
addresses his part to his stepsister. In
Beginning Middle End the unnamed
narrator’s marriage has ended, and
her daughter writes postcards to her
stepbrother. In both books the text
is divided into short, titled chapters
that prefer essayistic thought to the
construction of dramatic scenes , and
b oth children come into possession
of Polaroid cameras, their pictures
providing wordless conclusions
to each novel.
The larger contradiction within
Luiselli’s work is that although the
subjects it returns to – the role and
status of the mother, migration, the
climate crisis – are universal and
urgent, it is becoming ever more
inward-looking. The most dramatic
journey Beginning Middle End
successful clothing boutique, a family. However, she cannot share the French ease, much less her thoughts on the disturbing reports from Rwanda now making the evening news. Indeed, taciturn Venancia has never shared the reasons she left for Europe, and Milan only learns he has extended Rwandan family when his “cousin” Claude arrives at the end of the holidays, out of the blue, and terribly injured by a machete. Small and so traumatised he can barely speak, Claude has been brought to France for treatment. While Venancia takes him in under obligation, young Milan quickly takes him to heart, and the boys’ developing bond over the autumn is tenderly described. But once his wounds are improving, Claude returns as abruptly as he arrived, and with just as little explanation, and the hole he leaves in Milan’s life refuses to heal. In part two we jump to 1998 . Milan is 16 , his parents’ marriage is faltering, and so are his studies, and he travels to Rwanda for the fi rst time. In Kigal i, Milan fi nds an alternative mother fi gure in Eusébie, a childhood friend of Venancia’s. A fellow Tutsi, and a survivor of the 1994 genocide, she is now a campaigner for justice and healing. The jacaranda of the title grows in her garden, providing shade for her elderly mother Rosali e and her newborn daughter Stella, the sibling Milan has been craving. When he holds the child, she smiles her fi rst smile. Much to his joy, Milan also fi nds Claude again, and through him meets the pivotal character Sartre , who lives in Le Palais, a ramshackle compound far from Eusébie’s leafy neighbourhood. Here, at the height of the violence, he gave shelter to dozens of Tutsi children, orphans of the genocide, becoming a Fagin of sorts. Milan learns much about Rwanda under his tutelage, and from the many now almost-adult orphans – not least that, here, he is considered white. He fi nds a home from home among them regardless. Having stared death in the face, the young residents of Le Palais spend their days grafting and their nights partying, and Milan is inspired by their defi ance. His grandmother is less welcoming. Milan fi nds Mamie much like Venancia: withheld and withholding. But he does begin to see that the 1994 violence had long and tangled roots, as does the Hutu-Tutsi divide; Claude was not the fi rst in their family to suff er, but exactly why and how they fl ed remains shrouded. The book’s most painful chapters describe the gacaca courts, which ran until 2012 : mass open-air hearings, gathering testimonies from across the victim-perpetrator divide; public confessions and accusations that campaigners like Eusébie hoped would provide truth and reconciliation. But some truths are hard to take and in some revelations, Milan sees Gaël Faye
describes is whether it can succeed in becoming the book we hold in our hands. In a knowing moment, the narrator’s daughter studies the mosaic of Proteus – a shapeshifter, just like this novel – “as if she were looking into a mirror or a pool of water, like a little Narcissus peering at himself”. Since fi nishing the book, it’s the image that has persisted most strongly in my memory. To buy a copy for £ 17.09 go to guardianbookshop.com
The search for healing and truth after Rwanda Rachel Seiff ert
Jacaranda Gaël Faye, translated by Sarah Ardizzone
CHATTO & WINDUS, £18.99
ow to forgive the unforgivable? How to live in the aftermath of atrocity? Following 2016’s Small Country , French-Rwandan rapper and writer Gaël Faye takes on huge questions in his second novel, Jacaranda, which explores the seismic events of the Rwanda genocide and the aftershocks that continue to ripple through the generations. Structurally bold, the story opens in summer 1994 with Milan, Faye’s then 12-year-old protagonist , enjoying an extended break from school. Milan’s father is white French and the family’s life in Versailles is the embodiment of fi rst world ease – their holiday that year, as usual, spent sailing at the Île de Ré. Milan’s mother, though, is Rwandan. Venancia arrived in the 1970s, establishing a life for herself, a
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forgiveness reach its limits. Venancia will not be the only one to have withheld her story, and neither will Claude have been alone in masquerading as someone he’s not. Who can Milan trust after all that he’s heard? Where can he fi nd peace when even the shade of the jacaranda will not provide refuge? In Milan and his family, in Claude, Stella, Sartre and Eusébie, Faye gives face and voice to the human capacity for endurance. Perhaps above all, he sees the harm in the divides we make between victim and perpetrator, Tutsi and Hutu, parent and child, black and white, Europe and Africa. Jacaranda is a bold and uncompromising book. To buy a copy for £17.09 go to guardianbookshop.com
A powerful debut set in post-industrial Durham Benjamin Myers
Underdogs Louise Powell
JOHN MURRAY, £14.99
he adjoining villages of Easington and Easington Colliery in the coalfi elds of east Durham make the perfect case study of the shift from England’s industrial boomtime to terminal decline. Twenty miles from a major town or city, they’ve been left to languish ever since Thatcher went to war with the industry that made them. If you want to understand why the white working class feel abandoned today, go to Easington Colliery and its surrounding villages. It’s this community that Middlesb rough-born writer Louise Powell brings to life in a powerful debut set in the world of greyhound racing, or “fl apping”. Underdogs is an utterly authentic depiction of an England that’s overlooked, but still very much alive. Pigeon lofts and fl at caps, meat raffl es and social clubs – all still exist, just very rarely in 21st-century novels. Ten-year-old George Wheatley and his broken father Reg, both grieving the loss of George’s mother, who died two years earlier, are drawn into the dog-track culture by charismatic ex-miner Bertie, who despite the “half-pint of black phlegm he hawked up off his lungs every mornin’” decides not to pursue an incapacity benefi t claim as he can make better money rinsing out the various illegal bookmakers by racing his dogs. When the bookies refuse to take Bertie’s bets he ropes in those down on their luck to race his dogs for him, and hands over
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his bitch Goldie, “twenny-nine kilo of muscles coiled like springs … a Ferrari of an engine in her fawn chest and a nose that could been made by Concorde”. Scores of those on the breadline have benefi ted from Bertie’s hustle. The love that George feels for Goldie is matched only by his need to survive in an uncompromising adult world where the greatest threat comes from aggrieved bookmaker Baz, who has designs on their prized canine charge. Powell is strongest when describing the details of track life, a seemingly simple pursuit given a dark edge by the high-stakes money changing hands and further complicated by the treatment of these graceful creatures who are bred and discarded for human amusement and profi t. That the novel is set in 1998 is signifi cant; all of County Durham’s pits had fi nally closed , but major regeneration investment was on its way from local boy Tony Blair, with his talk of “regional task forces” and “enterprise zones”. Old slag piles were soon to became nature reserves and pithead monuments. A bright new future was promised, though it’s barely glimpsed here; today Easington has one of the whitest demographics in the country (currently 98. 4%), and was the place worst hit by 2025 disability allowance cuts. Here, then, is a hard-scratch existence based around family alliances and power struggles in the dying days of an analogue world, where scars received from police truncheons at Orgreave are shown and shared, and where premature death stalks the terraced streets. George and Reg emerge as tender and quietly heroic; the father’s grief for his lost wife is almost overwhelming at times, as are the reminders of George’s malnutrition. This is real fi rst-world poverty, as it still exists today. During the second world war British-based fascist William Joyce, better known as Lord Haw-Haw, remarked that “the people of Easington will be eating greyhounds, not raising them”; he sorely underestimated just how much the English love their dogs, and it’s no coincidence that Powell’s descriptions of the greyhound’s meals are more mouthwatering than anything father and son eat. North-east writers of literary fi ction have always had plenty to sing about, but not much in the way of support from the publishing industry . Given the rich cultural tradition of storytelling and folk song, this still feels like an oversight. With recent novels from Eliza Clark, Glen James Brown, Jessica Andrews and Lucy Rose all fi nding critical favour, it’s clear that there are infi nite Englands in existence. And as Underdogs movingly demonstrates, it’s these untold stories that need to be on the page – now more than ever. To buy a copy for £13.49 go to guardianbookshop.com
BOOKS OF THE MONTH
through the lens of King Lear; myths about stepmothers; and prison life. By Philip Terry
CARCANET, £12.99 Written in unrhymed couplets that shrink and grow across the page like a concertina going through its scales, Welton’s poems focus attention on the city through the seasons: weeds coming through concrete, wasps emerging from the gaps between bricks . This is a poetry of things, like the poetry of Francis Ponge , but as Welton says: “no thinginess without thought”. He reminds us forcefully that poetry is all around us and within us, that anything can go in a poem: a sandwich, a desiccated lump of duck shit, the pile of junk left outside a house during a refurbishment. Poems can mirror our world in all its messiness, and in doing so let us see it a little bit better.
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Jana Prikryl
FABER, £12.99 In her fourth collection, Prikryl channels the voice of Cordelia to think back through her own family story of displacement from the Czech Republic. Shakespeare’s Lear becomes “a document of fact / of things that happened and keep happening”, enabling Prikryl to explore her
own separation from friends and family and her experiences of migration, where home is nowhere. In Dover Calais a ferry trip to France is meshed with the story of Cordelia’s exile, morphing into an account of a ferry disaster which in turn cuts to a scene where refugees make for shore in small boats . Like the scissored-off hospital undershirt in In the Mould, Prikryl’s language cuts off , ending abruptly: “or was the famous sweetness / of grandmother a bluff / which through and through was too”. This rewiring of the sentence creates dazzling leaps of thought . It’s a bold “stepping out of form” that turns its back on the neatness of the lyric, and by doing so creates a new poetic language which, like the language of Calvino in Invisible Cities, is able to connect everything to everything.
Stepmother Helen Mort
CHATTO & WINDUS, £12.99 Here Mort explores her own experience of this neglected dimension of maternity alongside its representation in myth. She shows how traditional images of bad stepmothers are perpetuated in news
stories and fi lm, but she fi nds the modern experience repeating history in more subtle ways: in an inversion of the way Cinderella is treated, it is the stepmother who fi nds herself pushed to the edge of her own household by photographs of the husband’s fi rst mar riage. Mort’s poems are a vivid compendium of stories, but they also off er ways of escaping the trap of myth: “You did not pick your stepchildren. Nor did they pick you. / But every day you can choose to love each other.”
Drunken Driving Martina Evans
CARCANET, £12.99 This electrifying sequel to Evans’s 2023 sonnet sequence The Coming Thing is set 10 years on. Imelda, having put the Cork punk scene behind her, is now a young mother, married to Carl, working shifts at Pentonville prison and learning to negotiate London in her red Astra. Appropriately for this carceral environment, the sonnets come cuff ed with quotations taken from prison protocols, driving manuals and the novel Dracula: “With strained ears, I listened, and heard downstairs the grinding of the key in the great lock and the falling back of the heavy door.” Immediately we are plunged into a world of dangerous driving, vampiric warders and overcrowding . Pumped up with adrenaline, fuelled by alcohol, and peppered with sharp observations, this reads like Porridge on steroids.
BOOKS
Jacqueline Crooks
by Toni Morrison and the playfulness of Irenosen Okojie
My earliest reading memory I was eight when I was given The Water-Babies by Charles Kingsley , after being moved from my grand mother’s care to live with my mother and her husband, who I barely knew. The story is about leaving one world, adapting to another. It gave shape to unnamed feelings and developed my survival imagination: imagining beyond my circumstances.
My favourite book growing up David Copperfi eld by Charles Dickens. The novel taught me empathy, and that some relationships sustain us while others must be left behind.
The book that changed me as a teenager I read Wuthering Heights when I was 12 or 13. Heathcliff fascinates me: enigmatic, brooding, never fully explained. Emily Brontë
taught me landscape is character. That shaped my writing: I’m drawn to unknowable characters and psychologically alive places.
The writer who changed my mind I was in my 40s when a writing tutor suggested I read The Tempest while writing my story collection The Ice Migration. The island setting, themes of displacement and longing for return resonated , and made me realise Shakespeare could speak to my life.
The author who made me want to be a writer I can’t remember which Toni Morrison novel aff ected me most: The Bluest Eye , Tar Baby or Jazz . Her worlds are familiar, dreamlike, grounded yet on the edge of the unknowable. Morrison showed me that Black lives and characters from marginalised worlds are
worthy of being centred within literature. Her voice made me want to fi nd my own.
The book I reread I fi rst read Irenosen Okojie’s Nudibranch in 2019 and return to it often. She does extraordinary things with language and image . It is a masterclass in playfulness and creative courage.
The book I could never read again Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. I studied it at school. I’ve always questioned respectability politics. The world of courtship and dinner parties feels confi ning. I respect Austen’s skill, but I’m drawn to books about characters who cross boundaries, rather than fi nding their place within the social order.
The book I discovered later in life I discovered Xiaolu Guo’s Radical in 2023.
Guo combines memoir, philosophy, visual art and language, using Chinese script to guide the reader. I admire its fi erce independence: a woman stepping outside prescribed roles to pursue creativity on her own terms. Guo isn’t writing to be liked; she is writing to push boundaries.
The book I am currently reading I’m reading Cosmic Music: The Life, Art and Transcendence of Alice Coltrane by Andy Beta . Coltrane’s music has long been a muse for my writing .
My comfort read There’s something deeply reassuring about returning to Walter Mosley’s Always Outnumbered, Always Outgunned . And Socrates Fortlow is so familiar, he feels like family.
Sky City by Jacqueline Crooks is published by Jonathan Cape.
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stealing our attention, we’re picking up fewer books than ever before. Naomi Alderman shares her scheme to get us back into the joys of reading
o you feel that it’s harder to read than it used to be? Not harder to read emails, texts and social media posts, of course. We’re reading those all day long. Harder to sit down and lose yourself in a book . How long is it since you even sat down with a weekend newspaper and read it cover to cover? Do you feel that you used to have a life-sustaining reading habit, including everything from fun popcorn novels to serious nonfi ction, classic and contemporary, many genres and writers, but somehow it’s gone away? It doesn’t feel like a decision that you made. It just happened. I feel like that – at least more like that than I’m comfortable with. I’m a novelist and I present programmes about thinking on the BBC, and yet even I am fi nding that I’m reading less than I used to. It seems more of an eff ort and less of a consistent, persistent habit than it was. I hate this feeling. I still have the habit of acquiring books, buying them, getting them from libraries, being sent them. And I do still read. Compared with many people, I probably read an enormous amount, but I know it’s not as much as I used to read. And I know where the time has gone. It is, of course, the damn phones. The other day I was sitting with a friend who is a doctor and an expert in public health – that is, large-scale interventions that might improve the health of millions of people by a tiny bit. I found myself saying: “I don’t think it’s a coincidence that smart- phones are about the same size and shape as a packet of cigarettes.” We talked about how the really massive public health crisis from tobacco was caused by the arrival of cheap mass- market cigarettes, which you could smoke endlessly without having to do the ritual of emptying, cleaning and refi lling your pipe, and which were not as expensive as cigars. We talked about how people didn’t know, when they started smoking those cheap mass -market cigarettes during the fi rst world war, how deadly they would be. We talked about how it’s not our fault.
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My friend said that he too misses his regular reading habit. I think of him as an avid reader, but we’re remembering each other from a few years ago. In the trenches in the fi rst world war, men smoked cigarettes to steady their nerves. During the pandemic, when we couldn’t speak to each other in person or give each other a hug, we all got glued to our smartphones. It’s not our fault, but now we are going to have to fi x it . My friend said that he wished someone would do a couch -to -5k -style training programme for reading. And then I couldn’t stop thinking about it. The problems of people not reading are well documented. Students are apparently arriving at university unable to read a whole book. A 2024 report by the OECD has found that literacy has declined or stagnated in most developed countries. In his forthcoming book, The New Dark Ages, James Marriott traces the problems for society that are increasingly coming out of a lack of literacy. Marriott argues that when we don’t read, we’re increasingly unable to follow complex arguments and fi nd the problems with them. We tend to be more swayed by cartoonish fi gures with simple slogans we can repeat. We will believe gossip and treat it seriously rather than thinking through the intellectual ideas behind politics or business. It’s a public crisis of intellectual health, and most governments don’t seem minded to do anything about it. It’s the damn phones, but dealing with the phones means tussling with the massively wealthy technology companies that are protected by Donald Trump. It would be straight- forward to force technology companies to give us ways to use the useful services on the phones with all the
a couch -to -5k-style plan for reading – and I couldn’t stop thinking about it
pernicious features turned off . But it
would take political will to do it. While
we’re waiting, if nobody is going to do
it for us, for now, we’re going to need
to do what we can for ourselves.
So I thought about the couch-
to-5k for reading, how you could
do it. I worked on designing the
couch-to-5 k for my running app
Zombies, Run several years ago, so I
know the theory. When I mentioned
the idea on my Substack newsletter ,
Whatever Works , readers bit my hand
off with excitement (much like a
zombie). It suddenly seemed very
urgent. There is no more time to wait.
We used to live in a world where the
only way to get information, or to be
entertained, or to simply pass the time
when you were waiting, or queueing,
or on a bus, was reading . Well, we also
used to live in a world where the only
way to get places was to walk. Then we
invented technologies that are very
useful in some ways, but we had to
take on exercise programmes to help
us get enough movement in our lives.
That’s where we are with reading now.
We just need to accept that and get
on with it. So I designed a programme,
and launched it on my Substack . Eight
weeks, with three separate tracks.
It’s mostly for people like me, who
remember that they had a life-
sustaining reading habit once but
feel that it has somehow fallen away.
Over eight weeks, we are working ourselves back to reading half an hour every day, with two or three longer sessions during the week. There are also tracks for people who are really time-limited and just want to be reading 20 minutes a day, and people who feel that they’re basically still reading, but know that they are shying away from the more challenging stuff they want to be tackling. The response from those who joined me in the challenge has been extraordinary. After the fi rst week of the programme, people are already saying that they’re fi nding their morning routine goes more quickly now they’re not brain -fogged from scrolling fi rst thing, that reading in stressful times is making them feel calmer and not more anxious as scrolling did, that they can watch a long fi lm without being tempted to look at their phone. They are rediscovering the simple joy of being gripped by a great book after as few as two or three days of working on this together. Fans have put together homemade digital and printable trackers to keep themselves motivated. Teachers are already asking me how to introduce this idea into schools. It’s really exciting to fi nd out how easy it is to put this right. The programme is running right now, and if you’re reading this, you’re not too late to join. Just start from the beginning. All you have to do is put down your phone, pick up a book, and read for 10 minutes. That’s day one. There is so much joy in books, and it’s all still there waiting for us. All we have to do is take it back from the technology billionaires, one day of reading at a time. See naomialderman.substack.com for further details.
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A BITTER PILL Are you wasting your money on supplements?
Could magnesium help you sleep better?
Or are the benefi ts overstated?
Dietician Josie Porter reveals which
supplements are worth taking
Multivitamins Multivitamins are one of the most commonly used supplements worldwide – but for most people, there isn’t evidence of a huge benefi t. One of the largest trials to date found a small improvement in memory among older adults taking a daily multivitamin . But the diff erence was tiny, amounting to roughly a quarter of a word in a 20-word recall test. Other outcomes such as mood, immune function and overall wellbeing have generally shown little to no improvement in people who are already meeting their nutritional needs through food. That doesn’t mean multivitamins are pointless. They may be helpful during life stages with higher nutrient requirements, such as pregnancy, or when intake or absorption is lower. But multivitamins are not standardised, so check with your doctor or dietitian what’s best for you. Yo ur best return on investment will always come from real food. Aim to include fruits, vegetables, whole grains, beans, nuts, seeds, dairy (or fortifi ed alternatives) and protein-rich foods every day in order to give your body a good blend of the vitamins, minerals, fi bre and plant compounds that supplements can’t fully replicate.
Creatine Creatine has been getting a lot of hype lately, even though it’s been around for years. It’s a compound that your body naturally produces , though you can also get very small amounts from red meat and fi sh . Creatine is stored in your muscles , where it helps provide energy during short bursts of high-intensity exercise . The eff ects of taking extra creatine are n ot dramatic, but when combined with training well, eating enough protein and prioritising recovery, it may help you modestly lift heavier weights , or sprint better . Unlike many nutrients, where dietary changes can often achieve similar results to supplementation, there isn’t a practical food-fi rst way to maximise creatine stores.
Collagen Collagen is the main structural protein in skin, tendons and connective tissue , and production starts to gradually decline from your mid-20s . Most collagen supplements come in the form of hydrolysed collagen peptides , meaning the protein has been broken down into smaller fragments that are easier to dissolve and digest . They are typically
sold as powders that can be mixed into drinks or foods. Several randomised controlled trials suggest that taking these supplements daily for about three months may lead to small improvements in skin hydration and elasticity , particularly in women in their 40s and 50s . Collagen supplements are also being studied for tendon and joint health, with some trials suggesting modest improvements. However, these are best seen as a potential edge for very specifi c groups , such as people with exercise-related joint injuries or those with higher training loads , rather than a magic fi x or a replacement for food-fi rst strategies. Before thinking about supplements, it’s crucial to make sure you are eating enough protein overall, which for most people is about 30g per meal , to provide the amino acids needed for tissue repair and collagen production, including glycine and proline , alongside adequate vitamin C from fruit and vegetables, which is required for collagen synthesis .
Vitamin D Our skin makes vitamin D from sunligh t , but in the UK this only really works between late March and early October, when UVB is strong enough. Outside these months, even on bright or warm days, our exposure to the sun is too weak. This is why low vitamin D is more common in winter, and also more likely year-round in people with darker skin, older adults, those who cover their skin, and people who spend most of their time indoors. There are food sources, but they’re limited and usually not enough on their own, which is why it’s recommended to supplement 10 micrograms (400 IU) daily during autumn and winter . This is mainly for bone health, supporting calcium absorption and reducing the risk of conditions such as rickets and osteomalacia . But more is not better – vitamin D is fat soluble and stored in the body, so avoid very high intakes as these can build up and may cause harm .
Magnesium Magnesium supplements are getting a lot of attention for improving everything from sleep and muscle cramps to blood pressure and brain health , but the evidence is more underwhelming than the marketing. Most benefi ts are seen in people with low magnesium intake. This is relevant because the National Diet and Nutrition Survey shows that many people in the UK fall below recommended intakes , largely due to low consumption of nuts, seeds, legumes, whole grains and leafy green vegetables . These foods, which are naturally high in
magnesium , also contain other key nutrients from which we can benefi t : fi bre, healthy fats, vitamin E, or minerals such as iron . Meeting your recommended allowance is easier than it might seem. For example, a bowl of porridge with pumpkin seeds or wholewheat pasta with chickpeas and spinach can provide almost half of your daily magnesium needs .
Electrolytes Electrolyte supplements contain minerals such as sodium, chloride and potassium that help regulate fl uid balance . They’re often marketed as a daily hydration essential, but for most people this isn’t supported by science. In reality, our body tightly regulates electrolytes , particularly sodium, which we lose when we sweat. Outside situations involving signifi cant fl uid loss, such as long endurance exercise, heavy sweating or illness, most people maintain electrolyte balance through food and simply drinking enough water . When sweating a lot, sodium and chloride are the main electrolytes we lose , and these can usually be replaced by adding salt to meals or drinks , which is far cheaper than supplements. As a rough guide, during heavy sweating, sodium losses are around the equivalent of 1g to 3 g of salt per hour , which is roughly equivalent to between a couple of pinches and half a teaspoon .
Omega-3 In the UK, most people don’t meet the recommendation of at least one portion of oily fi sh per week , which contains vital omega-3s , including eicosapentaenoic Acid (EPA) and docosahexaenoic Acid (DHA ) , alongside protein, iodine, selenium and vitamin D . Good sources include mackerel, salmon, trout, sardines and anchovies . We can also get omega-3s from plant sources, known as alpha-linolenic acid (ALA) , but this is a less effi cient way of meeting our needs, as conversion to EPA and DHA is limited . For people who don’t eat fi sh, algae-based omega-3 supplements can be a practical alternative. Check the label for adequate levels of EPA and DHA, aiming for about 250 -500 mg combined.
Ashwagandha Ashwagandha is a herbal supplement with a long history in Ayurvedic medicine . The strongest evidence of any eff ectiveness relates to stress . People taking ashwagandha often report
improvements in stress and sleep quality , alongside reductions in cortisol levels of about 10 -30% . But most people in these studies don’t have high cortisol levels to begin with. And because cortisol naturally rises and falls throughout the day and plays an important role in the body, it’s not clear whether lowering it when it’s already within a normal range has any meaningful long-term health benefi t. Before turning to supplements, it’s worth remembering that eating regular meals with enough protein and fi bre helps provide steady fuel for the brain and body and supports more stable blood sugar levels , which can help combat energy dips, irritability and sudden pangs of “hanger” .
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Fibre ( psyllium husk or blends) Fibre supplements can be useful in specifi c contexts, particularly for symptom management, with psyllium husk having good evidence for both constipation and diarrhoea , and modest improvements in cholesterol levels linked to heart health . Outside these targeted uses, we tend to benefi t more when we get fi bre from a wide range of plant foods. Large observational studies, including data from the American Gut Project, have found eating 30 or more diff erent plant foods per week is associated with greater gut microbiome diversity . This is probably because whole plant foods such as f ruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds and whole grains provide fi bre alongside a range of other compounds,
including polyphenols , that aren’t present in isolated supplements. You don’t need to obsess over eating 30, as more research is needed to confi rm this number . Just focus on eating as many plants as possible .
Iron Iron is an essential mineral that’s most often low in menstruating women, endurance athletes and people following plant-based diets . It plays a key role in oxygen transport, energy production and cognitive function , so when levels are low, you can feel it. That said, symptoms such as fatigue can be down to many diff erent factors, so a blood test is essential, as more iron is not better. Higher intakes can cause gastrointestinal side eff ects such as constipation, nausea and abdominal discomfort , and in rare cases can contribute to iron overload . Reduce your risk of defi ciency by eating red meat, fi sh and poultry, and plant-based iron found in lentils, beans, tofu and fortifi ed cereals . Iron from plants is less readily absorbed , but smart pairings with vitamin C-rich foods such as red peppers and kiwis can increase absorption by up to 300% . Think beans on toast with tomatoes, or overnight quinoa with strawberries.
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• Most of your needs over time can be covered by a simple repeating structure: one protein (for maintenance and repair) ; two diff erent-coloured plants (for micronutrients and fi bre) ; one fi bre-rich starchy carb (for energy) ; two fl avour boosters such as herbs and spices (for polyphenols); and one source of fat (for vitamin absorption ). This framework helps you quickly sense-check whether a meal is broadly balanced, without needing to track, measure or optimise every detail. • Aim for protein variety across the week by rotating three to fi ve sources – such as eggs, yoghurt or kefi r, chicken or turkey, tofu or tempeh, fi sh, and beans or lentils – in your weekly shop. This also provides a balance of diff erent vitamins, minerals and compounds. • Curate a colourful freezer because frozen fruit, vegetables and herbs are often cheaper, just as nutrient-dense and require zero prep. Think mango chunks stirred into yoghurt, edamame added to salads or rice bowls, raspberries on porridge, spinach blended into sauces, or mixed veg folded into egg fried grains. • Aim to try one new ingredient, recipe or meal combination each week. Small, repeated exposures to diff erent foods is one of the simplest ways to naturally increase diversity in your diet and broaden your intake of micronutrients.
‘I joked we should join the young people for a club night. We didn’t’
Richard 63, communications consultant
What were you hoping for? Easy conversation with someone interesting, smart and relaxed.
First impressions? Katrina arrived and my blind date trepidation vanished. She looked good, was warm, and the conversation fl owed straight away.
What did you talk about? Our grown up kids . Running . Travel . Our devotion to our coff ee machines.
Most awkward moment?
I thought Katrina was still working her
way through her post-meal mint tea,
so was taken aback when she said,
“Shall we call it a night? ”
Good table manners? Impeccable .
Best thing about Katrina? She is great company.
Would you introduce Katrina to your friends? Yes. I’m sure she gets on really well with most people.
Describe Katrina in three words Calm, warm, open.
What do you think Katrina made of you? She laughed at a few things I said, and we had quite a few things in common, so I think she felt I was easy company.
Did you go on somewhere? As we left the restaurant and saw a queue of young people outside a bar, I joked that we should join them for a club night. We didn’t.
And … did you kiss? No.
If you could change one thing about the evening what would it be? Nothing. I had a fun evening with a lovely woman and don’t think it could have been improved.
If you could change one thing about the evening what would it be? Honestly, not much. I really enjoyed the evening, and for a blind date it exceeded my expectations.
Marks out of 10? A strong 8.
Would you meet again? I really enjoyed Katrina’s company, we talked and laughed a lot. So of course.
Katrina 60, GP
What were you hoping for? To fi nally meet “the one” .
First impressions? Polite, relaxed, and quietly handsome.
What did you talk about? Coff ee snobbery – our coff ee machines (identical), the best beans, our children aspiring to own the same machine .
Most awkward moment?
Arriving late .
Good table manners? Impeccable. Attentive without ever being overbearing.
Best thing about Richard? He’s a great conversationalist .
Would you introduce Richard to your friends? Of course.
Describe Richard in three words Warm, genuine, polite.
What do you think Richard made of you? I hope he saw me as warm, approachable and engaging.
Did you go on somewhere? No. We looked at the club opposite, but agreed that wasn’t going to happen.
And … did you kiss? No. Just a polite and rather formal goodbye.
Marks out of 10? 9/10.
Would you meet again? Possibly, as friends – I’m not sure there was a romantic spark, but I really enjoyed his company. I’d happily introduce him to the joys of the hill at Ashton Court parkrun.
Katrina and Richard ate at Marmo in Bristol . Fancy a blind date? Email blind. date@theguardian.com
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conquer book club? I can certainly divide it …
Tim Dowling On modern life
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Becky Barnicoat On millennial life
y wife would have everyone in our book club believe that the First Rule of Book Club is: Tim Is Never Allowed to Pick the Book. Having failed in her several attempts to have me removed from book club , she has settled for imposing restrictions on my participation to make my membership seem second tier. “You’re not allowed to pick because you’re not really even in book club,” she says to me . “You’re like a mascot.” “What are you talking about?” I say. “I’m the beating heart of book club.” In truth, there is no First Rule of Book Club. There is, however, a longstanding protocol under which my suggestions are given less weight than anyone else’s. This is partly because I’m the only man and my opinions sometimes go against the grain of majority taste, and partly because the only time I did get to pick the book everyone loathed it, including me. But more than a year has passed since then, and on a night when my wife and I are hosting book club in our kitchen, I feel ready to try again. Last year I started keeping a list of the books I’ve read because I could never remember their names , even the most recent ones. This list is where I went for inspiration when I needed a solid, unassailable choice. “What about a classic?” I say casually, when the time to choose arrives . Tonight’s book has been universally popular, and everyone is in a mood to see the point of book club. “ I’m ready for a classic,” says Nicola. The book I have in mind is indeed a classic, a century old and a recognised
masterpiece, but also obscure enough that I can be fairly certain no one else has read it. My oldest son recommended it to me, and I in turn recommended it to his brother. We were all in agreement: a banger. “ Death Comes for the Archbishop ?” says Emma, with s cepticism. “Trust me,” I say. “It’s a banger.” “What’s it about?” says Nicola. “It’s about an archbishop, who dies,” I say. “Spoiler alert,” my wife says. “But really it’s about everything,” I say. “Let’s do it,” says Sash. Three weeks later I wake early in the morning to fi nd my wife staring at me over the top of her Kindle as if I have done something terrible. Searching my memory for recent crimes, I fi nd myself blameless. But she is still staring. “What?” I say. “I hate this book,” she says. “Stupid priests riding around on donkeys . Is it like this all the way through?” “I mean, that’s the premise, more or less,” I say. Two afternoons later, while I’m sitting in my offi ce shed, I develop an eerie sense that I am being discussed. I cross the garden to fi nd my wife talking
I wake early to fi nd my wife staring at me over the top of her Kindle as if I have done something terrible
to the middle one in the kitchen. “Whatever it’s called,” she is saying . “Death Comes for the Fucking Archbishop.” “You didn’t like it?” he says. “I haven’t fi nished it,” she says. “Because I hate it.” “I read it last year,” he says. “An absolute banger, right?” I say. “Banger is maybe not the word I would choose,” he says. “It’s quite slow, and not much happens.” “We agreed,” I say. “A banger.” The following Thursday we arrive at Emma’s house for the next instalment of book club. Often the early part of the evening is taken up with preliminary topics: local gossip, domestic mishaps, recent holidays. Not this time. “I hated the book,” my wife says. “I loved the book!” says Suzy. “I also hated it,” says Emma. My wife raises her objection to the many journeys by donkey. Suzy, with a cry of aff ection, lists all the donkeys by name. “Huh,” I say. “I had forgotten the names of the donkeys.” The discussion becomes animated. Death Comes for the Archbishop has split book club down the middle. But as certain key episodes are recounted in detail, I fall silent. Fran suggests that, given the intensity of feeling, I might care to defend my choice. “I can’t,” I say. “ I read it, like, a year and a half ago.” “You mean you didn’t re-read it?” she says. “Why would I?” I say. “The whole point of being the chooser is so you get a freebie.” “You see?” my wife says. “This is why he’s never allowed to pick .”
ADVICE ADVICE
Should my brother stop hogging the living room while staying with me?
Interviews: Georgina Lawton
Daniella Seamus should be more considerate – this is my living room and I want to be able to use it
My younger brother Seamus is staying
with me in my fl at for six weeks. He’s
a teacher and lived with me for a bit
last year , before moving to Dubai .
When he lived with me before , we
split the bills and mortgage, which
was a great help as I was in a tricky
spot as a freelancer. He needed
somewhere to live after our parents
sold their house , so I turned my living
room into a bedroom for him.
After he moved out, I used it as
a living room again . Now, he’s come
back to see friends and family. I bought
a sofa bed for his stay, which set me
back £400 . While I like having him
here, there has been some tension .
Seamus immediately started
changing things around in the fl at .
He turned up the temperature in the
shower and I burn ed myself. He moved
the chopping boards back to where he
used to store them. He took the spare
keys I was using , so I got locked out .
I like going to bed around midnight,
but Sea mus wants to go to sleep at
10.30. On the fi rst night , he asked to go
to bed at 9 .55pm, which meant I had to
leave the room and stop the show I was
watching . I kicked off . He said: “ I’m
tired and deserve my own space too.”
But it’s not really his room any more.
And he wasn’t fresh off the plane – he’d
been staying with friends .
It’s not that I don’t want him here,
but he needs to understand that I am
giving up my space to host him. I do
appreciate Seamus helping out around
the fl at when he’s staying with me. He
waters my fl owers and does odd jobs.
He’s not messy, but I have to ask him to
pack away the sofa bed every morning so
I can use the room in the evenings.
He’s no longer a lodger, but he’s not
quite a guest either. I don’t feel it’s fair
to ask him for a fi nancial contribution,
but I wouldn’t say no if he off ered. He
has no bills or outgoings and his rent
abroad is paid for.
Going back to living with someone
24/7 is a big adjustment. I ’m single, and
I’d started to enjoy spending time on my
own . Am I being selfi sh or is my
irritation reasonable?
Seamus I try to minimise the disruption. Daniella shouldn’t have off ered if she doesn’t want guests
I need somewhere to stay when I’m back and I’d rather stay with my sister than our parents, who have moved to the country. I think Daniella was a bit put out because I originally said I would move between the two homes, but it’s easier for me to stay in one place. I understand she is giving up her living room, so I make sure I leave it as I found it and put away the sheets and sofa bed every morning. I’ve tried to make myself useful around the fl at . I have cooked, bought food and done the gardening. I ’ve bought things too – for example, I put up some shelves . I guess she wouldn’t be stressed if things were less tight for her fi nancially , and as I don’t have any outgoings or bills I understand why she might appreciate a contribution. I don’t mind chipping in towards the bills, but she hasn’t said how much she wants. Last year, moving in made sense for both of us: I didn’t have anywhere to go and she needed a fl at mate to help pay the bills . I paid about £900, which was just under half of her monthly outgoings of £1,875 for her mortgage and bills . I didn’t mean to change things when I came back. I adjusted the water settings on the shower because I prefer it hot , then forgot to turn it back down – it was accidental. As for moving the chopping boards, I didn’t even think about it. How was I to know she had moved things about since the last time I was here? When she got upset with me for kicking her out of her living room so I could go to sleep, I was confused because she had said the room was mine during my stay. She either wants me here o r she doesn’t. If you say someone can be a guest in your home, you can’t take it back when it doesn’t suit you. I have adjusted my bedtime to around 11pm , which works better. And Daniella has said that if she wants to watch something that goes on later, she will give me advance notice. I think that will help us live harmoniously for the next six weeks.
of Guardian readers
Should Seamus stop lounging around?
If Seamus wants his own space, he should pay for somewhere else to stay. Letting Daniella watch her TV shows is a small price to pay for free accommodation. He should make the eff ort to fi t around her lifestyle – including fi nding out where the chopping boards live ! Phoebe, 24
Seamus needs to work on his communication. Even if he previously lived there, he doesn’t any more and should act accordingly. Changing the shower settings and taking keys without saying is a massive overstep. However, Daniella should compromise on th e early bedtime. Aleah, 30
Staying in someone’s home, even as a family member, is a privilege. It’s their home, not yours . The 11pm compromise sounds reasonable if you have diff erent sleeping patterns. It’s fair for Daniella to be paid rent (discuss it together) and for Seamus not to change things around . Maggie, 59
Daniella needs to remember that a kind gesture cannot be given with strings attached. Seamus asking for his own space in the evening is reasonable, and he’s doing what he can to be a good guest. Assuming Daniella’s shows are on a streaming service , she could always watch them on a diff erent device. Ellie, 29
Daniella has kindly welcomed her brother into her home, but it seems no discussion has been had about her expectations . Six weeks is a long time to have a guest , so it’s important they have their own space and set boundaries. Saeid, 38
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TRUE STORIES OF OUR SEX LIVES
we do it ‘If I’m honest, the fact that Thomas was married made it more exciting’
Vivian, 61
“If you don’t use it, you’ll lose it,” my
sister told me a couple of years after
my divorce. “Go and buy a vibrator
or something.” It was then, in my
mid-50s, that I started masturbating
for the fi rst time. I had a sexual
awakening: I orgasmed for the fi rst
time in my life, started listening to
podcasts about sex, and was hornier
than I’d ever been . It was around
that time that Thomas and I started
fl irting via texts .
If I’m honest, the fact Thomas was
still married made it more exciting.
I justifi ed it by telling myself that he
and his wife hadn’t had sex in years.
He told me he had feelings for me, but
it was me who made the fi rst move.
We fi rst had sex seven months
before Thomas eventually separated
from his wife. I thought it would be
a one-off . I couldn’t imagine us as
a couple, but I knew we’d have fun .
I’d never been with someone who
cared about my pleasure before.
In my marriage, sex was boring
and vanilla, something we did on
a Saturday night. Since menopause
and being with Thomas, my interest in
sex is much higher. If it were up to me,
we’d have sex every other day, but it’s
more like twice a week. Once Thomas
has had time to replenish, I’ll say:
“It’s been a few days …” But my desire is responsive and I’m not used to being the initiator. Thomas’s libido has declined since we’ve been together, and I worry it will continue to. Our drives probably aren’t that diff erent, but for me, sex is connection and reassurance. When he orgasms, I feel complete. If Thomas initiates, it reassures me that I’m not too old, that I’m still attractive, that he still desires me.
Thomas, 58 Fourteen years ago, I joined a swimming club after moving to a new area with my wife and kids. I remember walking out on the pool deck and noticing Vivian. She was physically fi t, friendly and took care of people in a way I found attractive. After she mentioned that her husband had to be home at 8pm to watch his shows, I imagined that their sex life wasn’t great. I fantasised about going over to their house in the day while he was at work and having sex with her. The fi rst time we kissed – at Vivian’s door after I drove her home – I felt a warm tingling sensation . It was the most sexually intimate I’d been with someone in almost eight years. But the fi rst time we had sex it didn’t go very well. It was May, and I suggested
a swim in a lake, imagining there
would be something sensual about
that. We tried to warm up in the
shower, and I loved the feeling of her
wet, smooth, slippery skin, but then
we moved to the bed and the sheets
stuck to our damp bodies. I couldn’t
maintain an erection. Despite being as
limp as a noodle, it didn’t feel like
a failure – we laughed about it .
My sex drive is lower than it once
was. I struggle to stay hard and it takes
me a couple of days to recharge after
sex. Vivian thinks that means she’s
lacking in some way, but it’s nothing to
do with her – it’s because I’m tired .
After my ex-wife stopped enjoying
sex, I became embarrassed to express
my sexuality. I’d wear pyjamas in
bed and roll over with my back to her .
But even the way Vivian sinks into
my hugs shows how she desires me,
which makes me feel comfortable
expressing my sexuality.
I feel grief over the loss of libido –
I miss my youth and how easy it was
to get an erection. But non-sexual
intimacy has expanded into the space
left by sex, so I don’t feel frustrated.
As told to Olivia Ladanyi
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transforming the UK’s urban public spaces
the town green
Words: Matt Collins
he importance of green space in
Britain’s increasingly urban landscape
– from city parks to community gardens
and allotments – is unequivocal. Public
Health England reports that regular
exposure to green space reduces stress
and improves wellbeing and physical fi tness, while
the Natural History Museum has highlighted its
value in cooling city infrastructure and reducing
pollution . Functional cities depend on functional
greenery, yet the upkeep of these vital environments
remains precarious. With parks and green spaces
classifi ed as non-statutory services , local authorities
continue to slash their funding, relying increasingly
on volunteer groups to maintain them.
A leading voice advocating for change is John Little
of Care Not Capital , a community interest company
off ering free training for gardeners working in the
public sphere so that they can have a greater infl uence
on the spaces they maintain and those who govern
them. “Green spaces are not sustainable unless you
have someone looking after them, ” says Little. “Yet
in the public realm, the investment is often about
infrastructure – overly designed landscapes and
extravagant architecture – and rarely the ongoing
care.” Investment in skilled gardeners, he argues,
leads to positive outcomes far beyond good
horticultural upkeep, from biodiversity increase and
climate crisis mitigation to better community
engagement and reduced antisocial behaviour.
Little partnered with garden designer Susanna
Grant to launch Care Not Capital last year, enlisting
experts to deliver free training across a series of
study days held at his much-celebrated garden
Hilldrop in Essex . The inaugural course in 2025 saw
18 professional public-space gardeners develop skills in habitat creation, biodiversity surveying and community engagement. “By training gardeners to work in more creative, ecological and biodiverse ways, we make green spaces more engaging, more inclusive, and more valuable to their communities.” Much of the inspiration behind Care Not Capital stems from Little’s experience as a contractor for a social housing estate in Hackney, east London, in the early 2000s. Working alongside his brother, maintaining the estate’s formerly neglected green areas, Little saw how the presence of an enthusiastic, creative gardener yielded unexpected results. “Initially, we just started to make the place look like someone cared,” he says, but, listening to what the estate’s diversity of residents actually wanted from their green space ultimately led to Little sowing wildfl owers, creating 60 new food growing allotments and planting specifi c fruit trees and shrubs culturally valued by residents of diff ering ethnicities, including medlars and grape vines. It led to far more interaction between residents, he tells me. “The role of a gardener can have such a huge impact on both places and people . If a space is cared for, everything improves.” With Care Not Capital now completing its second year of training, I spoke with four public space gardeners transforming their local communities.
Accessibility Katy Merrington, The Hepworth Wakefi eld When the Hepworth gallery in Wakefi eld decided to convert the derelict land on its doorstep into an ornate public garden accessible for all, employing
Colourful perennials in the gardens beside the Hepworth Wakefi eld
Shereen Chung-Blake (on the right) and a volunteer at the Camberwell Triangle community garden, London
a skilled, full-time gardener was a central priority. Katy Merrington, whose title is “ cultural gardener ”, was in place when the garden opened in 2019 : it’s a four-season tapestry of colourful perennials intersected by weaving paths and breakout spaces designed by landscape architect Tom Stuart-Smith . Leading a team of volunteers, Merrington is a regular presence in the garden, which has become a place of inspiration, respite and social interaction. “One of the Hepworth’s missions is to inspire positive change locally,” Merrington tells me . “ So to have this really top-class garden free and accessible in the city is wonderful – gardens like this typically charge an entrance fee, or you need a car to get to them.” A 2019 study by the University of Sheffi eld found that the visible presence of a gardener makes visitors feel safer and more comfortable using green spaces. Merrington agrees: “ Your presence makes the place feel inhabited; people love to see you working it. That study also proved that a badly kept public park adversely aff ects health outcomes – a park full of litter doesn’t lift your spirits, but if it’s well cared for the health outcomes are substantial .”
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Biodiversity Benny Hawksbee, Eden Nature Garden, London Gardener Benny Hawksbee looks after the Eden Nature Garden , a public pocket park in Clapham, south London. Employed by St Paul’s church, in whose grounds the garden resides, Hawksbee has developed the space into a haven for people and wildlife alike, from sparrowhawks to solitary mining bees. “For zone 2 London, the species list is quite
Owen Hayman ( left) working on Sheffi eld’s innovative Grey to Green scheme
Benny Hawksbee at Eden Nature Garden in Clapham, London
cool,” he says. “We’ve had the second British
recorded sightings of thread-waisted wasps from the
Americas, Isodontia mexicana.”
Regularly gardening the space has allowed him to
experiment with habitat provision (“adding things
like leaf stacks, stem bundles, standing water”), and
to monitor the garden’s biodiversity using the citizen
science apps iNaturalist and iRecord . “Gardeners are
the best people for recording wildlife, because
they’re in the same place every week, nurturing and
observing. Over time they could end up recording
more data than entomologists and ecologists, even.”
Community Shereen Chung-Blake, London At a council estate in Camberwell, south London, resident Shereen Chung-Blake took public greening into her own hands, converting a disused patch of public lawn into a thriving community garden and allotment. “It was just grass before, and a lot of antisocial behaviour,” she tells me. “The trees were used to train bully dogs, there was fl y-tipping.” Initially, Chung-Blake – who is project coordinator for the Future Gardeners course, a free horticultural training scheme for individuals with barriers to employment – sought council funding for fi ve food-growing beds, under Southwark’s Allotment Expansion Guarantee . “I knocked on doors and managed to get enough people involved to go ahead.” That was 2023; the garden is now alive with birdsong and skipping butterfl ies; there is a pond, a rain water capturing shed, and a signifi cant expansion of the original allotments. As the garden’s
ongoing manager, Chung-Blake volunteers her weekends and evenings in the garden. “With a green space you need someone to lead it and keep that forward momentum,” she says. “But the garden’s had a tangible eff ect on community cohesion. It acknowledges the cultural richness of the many people living here, for whom growing food is part of their culture. When I talk to people over the wall, I hear all the time, ‘Oh, I used to grow that in my country,’ or ‘ This reminds me of home .’ This place is becoming like a food forest, it’s really special.”
Climate crisis mitigation Owen Hayman, the Green Estate, Sheffi eld Sheffi eld city council’s Grey to Green scheme is a leading example of city greening. Conceived in response to dramatic fl ooding in 2007 , a mile of sustainable drainage system (SuDS) planting beds capture rainwater runoff , mitigating the eff ects of the increasingly volatile climate while providing a green corridor in the city centre. Comprising complex ecological plantings, the scheme is maintained by the Green Estate , a social enterprise focused on urban and environmental regeneration. Owen Hayman, the Green Estate’s horticulture innovation manager , tells me: “At its heart, Grey to Green is about managing fl ood water, but then it has the biodiversity and economic regeneration benefi ts, the green transport route, walking and cycling. Gardeners understand all the diff erent functions the planting is playing, and help support them – but it takes time, observation and knowledge.”
my Traitors wardrobe. Here’s how I found my style
to inspire an army of wide-legged trouser wearing men O
On trends
ther than the
jumpsuits, I don’t
think I wore anything
particularly
groundbreaking when
I appeared on The
Traitors. I just think the bar for men’s
fashion is so low that for me to come
on television in a chunky mint green
jumper and a pair of high-waisted
jeans – which is probably one of the
most neutral looks I own – seemed like
a revelation. There was no styling
budget, so most of what I wore came
from my wardrobe.
The discovery of my personal style
began when I was at primary school
on the Isle of Lewis, off the north-west
coast of Scotland . I realised I was
diff erent to the other boys when I
began experimenting with fashion.
F rom a young age I was turning my
hems up, and I was certainly more
interested in what the girls in my class
were wearing.
I would go so far as to say that
my sexuality started to manifest in
STYLE
my choice of clothes . I have vivid memories of travelling to the mainland to go shopping – three hours on the ferry and then a 90-minute bus ride to Inverness. My bi annual visit to Topman felt like a religious experience. One of the fi rst things I remember buying was a grey and black striped cardigan. It was just a simple cardigan, but when I wore it to school I got ripped to shreds. Boys did not wear cardigans then. I remember feeling disheartened that this thing that I loved so much – fashion – was bringing me so much distress . By the time I was 16 or 17, it was becoming almost impossible to hide who I was. On another trip to the mainland I bought my fi rst pair of skinny jeans, which were very fashion forward for the Isle of Lewis in the 00s. I never showed my skinnies to my parents. When I was going out with my friends in the evening, I would put them in a bag and change into them after leaving the house. I wish I had
been able to see then that I was merely doing something that a lot of my straight male counterparts would be doing years later. I went to the University of Glasgow when I was 18. Being in a city where everyone had access to all the same clothes meant I was no longer unique. That’s when I found vintage. (I was also a typical student with no money, and secondhand places were cheaper.) Everything on the high street was so fl at, brown, beige, white, and I started seeing all these vintage Hawaiian shirts and incredible high-waist trousers. To me, the 60s, 70s and 80s were such a celebration of print and colour and drama. I can still remember loving this one pale blue 70s suit , but it was £50 – way out of my budget. Fifteen years on, I still wish I had bought it. Once I fi gured out my look , I never looked back. It’s quite distinct, and I love that I can go to a party and never have to worry about someone wearing the same thing as me. I love vintage
shirts with dagger collars or billowy sleeves, and vintage trousers that have a nice fl are on them to add some drama. People called me Simon Cowell when I started wearing high waists, but I just think this is how I’m supposed to look. The most stressful part of preparing to go on The Traitors had nothing to do with whether I would be a traitor or a faithful, or how far I’d get. It was: what the hell do I wear? I think people can ascertain so much about who you are through what you wear, it’s all snap judgments. Having said that, it was never my goal to inspire an army of wide -legged trouser wearing men ; it was just to appear as the truest representation of myself . But since the show aired, I have had so many men message me on social media asking for clothes advice, and I’m going to use my next three columns to shar e my tips. So stay tuned for more, from tailoring to wedding dressing to – you guessed it – jumpsuits. Jess Cartner-Morley is away
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asks about undereye concealer: these are the best for over-35s
Sali Hughes On beauty
he most common makeup question asked by women over 35 is this: what’s a good undereye concealer that won’t make lines and wrinkles look cakey and dry? I’m getting to them, I promise. But fi rst, I must say that prep is key – dry, fl aky skin will only look more so under makeup, so undereyes should fi rst be hydrated and smoothed with a good, moisturising skincare routine. Only then can a concealer get on with the business of brightening and camoufl aging . Givenchy’s Prisme Libre Skin- Caring Concealer (£37) is my most recommended for fortysomethings and beyond, regardless of skin type. It’s perfectly balanced in that it’s moisturising and softening, but not so much so that it slips and slides and doesn’t deliver on lasting coverage – it has just enough heft. It works as well on the face as it does under eyes and stays fresh looking all day.
BODY
Glossier’s balm has a texture so buttery and comforting that it almost feels like eye cream
More moisturising for drier types is Dior’s Forever Skin Correct (£35 ). I’ve used this for years and it’s a rare beast: a concealer off ering full, lasting coverage without exacerbating dryness. The shade range is particularly well considered, too. If you’d like the coverage/moisture ratio weighted towards the latter, Glossier’s Stretch Balm Concealer (£22) has a texture so buttery and comforting that it almost feels like eye cream. It has less pigment than those above, but if dark circles aren’t a huge issue for you, that won’t matter. Off ering a little more in the way of both coverage and moisture is NYX’s
excellent Bare With Me Concealer Serum (£9.99 ). If you don’t mind the pump bottle (not my favourite), the texture is gorgeous – lightweight, fl uid and spreadable. The fi nish is smooth, fl attering and very natural- looking. It’s a great and well-priced concealer for anyone. Those blessed with natural oil around the eyes may fi nd these unduly moisturising and wish to focus more on blur. Charlotte Tilbury’s Airbrush Flawless Blur Concealer (£31) is superb (and by far her best to date), packing in heaps of coverage – a little goes a very long way – and a soft, matte fi nish without heaviness or dryness. The eff ect is pretty on all but especially, in my view, on mature skins with a little more texture to contend with. Finishing is very important. I reject the outmoded preaching around never using powder on ageing skin. Nonsense. Modern powders help not hinder the eff ort. Coat a small, fl uff y brush lightly in powder and tap over concealer to set and prevent creasing.
Is it true that … An icy shower is the best way to cool down on a hot night?
It’s another sticky summer evening. You’re too hot to sleep. Surely an ice-cold shower is the best way to cool off and drift away quicker? Not really, says Mike Tipton, a professor of human and applied physiology at the University of Portsmouth. “If you’re trying to go to sleep, the last thing you want to do is go into a freezing cold shower,” he says. The shock of cold water immersion causes the body to produce adrenaline and cortisol, stress hormones designed to keep us alert. “That’s just about the last thing you want before you go to bed.” Cold water immersion also aff ects blood circulation, one of the body’s main ways of regulating temperature. When we get too hot, blood vessels near the skin dilate , warm blood moves towards the surface and heat is released into the air. Very cold water triggers the opposite response: the body defends its temperature by decreasing circulation and shutting down blood fl ow to the skin. “What you do then is you trap the heat inside the body.” Eventually it will come out, Tipton says , but transfer from the body’s core to the skin and then into the air takes longer. Freezing cold water is useful during severe heatstroke, when circulation has collapsed. “The best way to get heat out of the body then is by immersing somebody in very cold water,” he says. But for someone simply trying to cool down before bed, a tepid shower is more eff ective because it allows blood fl ow to the skin, where heat can be gently removed. The ideal temperature varies between people but is likely in the mid to high 20C range, whereas a freezing cold shower would be below 10C . Kate Lloyd
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with great food, culture and architecture, and this year it’s also Unesco World Book Capital Overleaf: the books that inspired my travel s Rabat: chapter and verse
Words: Ben Aitken
Mediterranean Sea Atlantic Ocean
Tangier
Fez Rabat
Casablanca
50 miles
Gibraltar
he fi rst book I read
willingly was Bridget
Jones’s Diary. I was 19.
Up to that point, I hadn’t
been much of a reader.
I’d been more into
football, or Baywatch, or Robin Budd
in the year above – anything really.
Given the choice between reading a
book and staring at a wall, I would
have plumped for the latter.
After fi nishing my A-levels, I worked
in a barbecue restaurant in Portsmouth
– which is where I found Bridget Jones.
The book was lying around in the staff
room. I picked it up and read a few
pages , and then a few more, and then
a few more. It felt exciting. Like I’d met
someone. Like I was suddenly in a
relationship. Over the next few days,
I remember cancelling nights out so
I could go to bed and read. My mum
thought I was depressed.
It hardly matters what book gets
you going. For Jeanette Winterson ,
it was the Book of Deuteronomy . For
David Nicholls , it was Tales from
Moominvalley . What matters is that
a book gets you going. Throughout my
20s, I worked as a carer, but I was
always reading and scribbling on the
side. I became a published author
seven years ago. It’s not an
overstatement to say that Bridget
Jones changed my life. That books did.
So when I learned that 2026 was the
National Year of Reading (a UK-wide
he fi rst book I read willingly was Bridget Jones’s Diary. I was 19. Up to that point, I hadn’t been much of a reader. I’d been more into football, or Baywatch, or Robin Budd in the year above – anything really. Given the choice between reading a book and staring at a wall, I would have plumped for the latter. After fi nishing my A-levels, I worked in a barbecue restaurant in Portsmouth – which is where I found Bridget Jones. The book was lying around in the staff room. I picked it up and read a few pages , and then a few more, and then a few more. It felt exciting. Like I’d met someone. Like I was suddenly in a relationship. Over the next few days, I remember cancelling nights out so I could go to bed and read. My mum thought I was depressed. It hardly matters what book gets you going. For Jeanette Winterson , it was the Book of Deuteronomy . For David Nicholls , it was Tales from Moominvalley . What matters is that a book gets you going. Throughout my 20s, I worked as a carer, but I was always reading and scribbling on the side. I became a published author seven years ago. It’s not an overstatement to say that Bridget Jones changed my life. That books did. So when I learned that 2026 was the National Year of Reading (a UK-wide
campaign intended to promote the importance and joy of reading) and that Rabat was to be this year’s U nesco World Book Capital (a rotating designation intended to promote the importance and joy of reading), I packed a few volumes and set off for Morocco’s capital. I was hoping for a cultural adventure, and perhaps a tagine, in this ancient seaside city perched scenically between Casablanca and Tangier. Rabat was made the capital of Morocco in 1912 , at the beginning of the turbulent 44-year period when the country found itself under the thumb of the French. The fi rst thing I saw of the city was the New Town, or Ville Nouvelle , which was laid out in the 1920s à la française , meaning it looks nothing like the huge medieval medina that’s just up the road. From the central train station, I proceeded to the solar-powered Mohammed VI Museum of Modern and Contemporary Art , where the permanent exhibition – Shifting Horizon(s) – does exactly what it says on the tin. Highlights include the abstract paintings of Moham ed Melehi and a provocative photograph by Lalla Essaydi . Part of a series called Bullet Revisited , the latter shows a woman covered head to toe in gold bullets, and is a powerful indictment of the violence women suff er. I walked north to the medina,
SERGIO FORMOSO/AL AMY; GET T Y IMAGES; AL AMY
Rabat’s Kasbah of the Oudayas (left) boasts tremendous views
an irregular network of narrow streets lined with small shops fl ogging mint, slippers, strawberries and sabon beldi, a black soap made from the fl esh and oil of olives . The medina was busy but calm. Not once was I asked to consider a carpet or sample a sardine. Indeed, I felt rather invisible. In this respect, the customer service was uncannily French. I followed my nose to the Kasbah of the Oudayas , an enchanting district of low whitewashed houses. Built on high ground in view of the ocean, this former royal citadel was ideally placed to spot visitors on the horizon, and greet them appropriately. After checking into a riad on Rue Bazou, I descended a fl ight of stone steps to the beach, a modest curve of sand where scores of people were playing football and volleyball. I crossed the cooling sand and climbed on to the breakwater to better observe a neon sun sink slowly seaward, as a lone surfer, way out in the offi ng, sought inch-perfect swell. I took a pew at the beachside Relais Marin restaurant . I didn’t deliberate over the menu. Like casserole and paella, tagine is a dish in two senses ; both the cooking vessel and the meal, on this occasion a confusion of lamb, almonds and prunes in a delicious gravy that, with time, had reduced to a bold, fl avourful pesto, which I mopped up with chunks of khobz (Moroccan fl atbread). I could have eaten another. The next morning I went to the Caf e des Oudayas. Situated next to the Andalusian Gardens – a wonderful place full of orange and pomegranate trees – th is alfresco caf e off ers three things: mint tea, biscuits and an excellent vantage point. As I eked out the tea, I watched a boy poised on the edge of a towering rock, 30 metres above the Bou Regreg river. Goaded by his friends, he meant to jump, but he hesitated for minutes in the intensifying sun. His dive, when it fi nally came, was a thing of beauty – a wide and graceful arc, shapely, immaculate, somewhat divine, almost unreal. The gallery held its breath until he re-emerged – to be met with disingenuous disdain. “La poule a attendu une éternité!” (The chicken waited forever!) Lads, eh? On a whim, I boarded an electric tuk-tuk, one of 60 in the city . I asked the driver to take me directly to the Chellah , a medieval necropolis that also houses what’s left of the Roman city of Sala Colonia , but, knowing best, the driver instead went out of his way
A tram passes the art deco St Peter’s cathedral (above). Ben Aitken relaxes with a book and a good view (right)
A bookseller lays out his stock (above). Characteristic tagine pots for sale (left)
me to the medieval necropolis, the tuk- tuk driver showed off his home town
to show off his home town, swinging by St Peter’s cathedral and a nightclub called Amnesia , where Morocco’s king is said to have boogied back when merely a prince. The Chellah – when I fi nally got there – did not disappoint. After doing a round of the picturesque ruins, I climbed to a gorgeous onsite caf e and ordered the couscous. Befi tting tradition, the dish comprised a pyramid of seven vegetables, a moat of couscous, a jug of broth and some meaty treasure hidden within the veg. It was unmistakably bon. If one requires beer in Rabat, one heads to Le Dhow , a bar and restaurant on a boat moored in the shadow of the k asbah. Sitting on the upper deck, I savoured an ice-cold pint while chatting with a British undergraduate studying at the Université Internationale de Rabat . I asked if she felt comfortable in the city. “It’s been fi ne,” she said. “Some men have said hello. One asked for a photo. To be honest, I’ve experienced a lot worse in Worcester.” I’m just going to come out and say this – don’t go to Rabat because it’s this year’s World Book Capital. Despite my best eff orts, the exact nature of the 300 -plus events the city is purportedly going to run during its year as WBC remain a mystery to me. Instead, go to Rabat because it’s an excellent city. C’est simple. On my fi nal evening , I chanced on a humble bookshop in the medina – Bouquiniste El Azizi . Of the hundreds of preloved books assembled in the diminutive space, a dozen or so were in English. Among them was Bridget Jones’s Diary. I picked it up and read a few pages – and then left it for someone else to stumble on, and perhaps break their duck with. On leaving the shop, I noticed a sign : Les livres prennent soin de nous . Books take care of us. The sentiment strikes me as the right note to fi nish on.
Ben Aitken is the author of Shitty Breaks: A Celebration of Unsung Cities . To buy a copy for £8.99 go to guardianbookshop.com. Delivery charges may apply
writers to immerse themselves in locations from the Yukon and Kyrgyzstan to the Côte d’Azur ‘Poirot’s hotel was the place to stay in Istanbul’: the book that inspired my travels
Istanbul
Inspired by Agatha
Christie’s Murder on
the Orient Express
I visited Istanbul because
of Murder on the Orient
Express , even though the city only
makes a fl eeting appearance in the
novel.
In fact, one of the things I love
about Agatha Christie is that she
doesn’t fart about with long
descriptions of place. Part of the
charm of her detective novels is that
they are welterweights, all knotty
muscle and six-packs, feinting one
way then smacking you in the chops
with an unexpected revelation. An
extra stone of description would kill
that energy.
And it’s possible to read Murder on
the Orient Express and miss how
important the city is, both to the novel
and its author. Christie is a master of
misdirection and buried clues. Even
her autobiography is notably guarded
about her personal life. She doesn’t
hide the fact, however, that her fi rst
trip to Istanbul was a landmark. She
went as a solo traveller after her fi rst
marriage broke down and the city
became the starting point for her life’s
second chapter.
She often stayed at the Pera Palace
Hotel and allegedly wrote a draft of
Murder on the Orient Express in one of
its rooms . Pera Palace is still going ; its
suite 411 is named in Christie’s honour and kitted out with an antique typewriter and copies of her novels . From Istanbul, Christie undertook intrepid overland adventures to the Middle East. Amazingly, in those days you could travel from Haydarpaşa station on the city’s Anatolian side all the way to Baghdad, Mosul and Tehran. One Easter egg buried in the pages of Murder on the Orient Express is the name of the hotel that Poirot visits in its second chapter: the Tokatlian . Christie is so sparing with details that this really stands out. The handsome facade of the Tokatlian is still intact. You can read the name carved on the masonry of its upper storeys, but today it houses shops and offi ces. It couldn’t be more central: it stands on a corner of İstiklal Avenue, the long,
Marcel Theroux at the Pera Palace Hotel in Istanbul, where Agatha Christie often stayed
pedestrianised thoroughfare that runs through the heart of the Beyoğlu district . At one end is Taksim Square ; at the other, the Tünel , the amazing Victorian funicular that is the second- oldest underground railway in the world, after the London Underground. I sneaked into the Tokatlian and had an underwhelming wander: the hotel shut down many years ago. But once upon a time, this was the place to stay in Istanbul. It’s where Christie herself spent her fi rst nights in the city. In her autobiography, she describes going to a restaurant on a nearby backstreet run by White Russians. That is almost certainly Rejans , renamed Istanbul 1924 , and still doing good business serving Russian-inspired food and fl avoured vodka .
Poirot doesn’t stay the night in Istanbul. He barely has time for a bath and a bowl of soup before he has to get across the Golden Horn to Sirkeci station and catch the 9pm train to Paris, which he fi nds mysteriously crowded. That train doesn’t run any longer, sadly, but the echoing interior of Sirkeci and its fetching pink facade give you a tantalising fl avour of what it must have been like to travel by train in that era. One thing that’s clear is that Christie knows far more about Istanbul than she makes explicit in Murder on the Orient Express. She doesn’t show off any local knowledge; there’s not a glimpse of a hammam or a mosque, no one smoking a shisha, no sense of Turkish food – or any food for that matter. But the book is still rooted in Istanbul and an intriguingly understated introduction to it. Istanbul’s unique geography and blended cultures shape the opening chapters. Christie perfectly understands the logistics involved in moving Poirot around the city. And just as she leaves clues that enable an alert reader to solve the mysteries in her novels, she drops hints at what it is that makes Istanbul special. This is a gift: her reticence leaves anyone travelling in her footsteps free to make their own discoveries. Marcel Theroux
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Yukon and Alaska
Inspired by Jack
London’s T he Call of
the Wild
I came to Jack London
through Mr Hill, the best
English teacher I ever had, and so from
early on a love of the North –
breathlessly capitalised – and a love of
words went hand in hand. It’s the story
of Buck, a Californian house dog ,
abducted to work pulling sledges in
the Yukon gold rush who, chapter by
chapter, frees himself from the
shackles of civilisation.
I liked Buck but it was the Yukon
that held me. “The stars leaping in the
frost dance, and the land numb and
frozen under its pall of snow.” Here
was the midnight sun and endless
spruce forest, the noble wolf and
50 degrees below, and solitary men
grinding a living from the land. It was
a place that seemed impossibly
distant, not only in space but in time.
I made it there two decades later.
I spent fi ve months paddling the
length of the Yukon River, from its
source in the Pelly Mountains . It was a
place of superlatives. The river is 2,000
miles long and, where it meets the
Bering Sea, some of its channels can be
seven miles from bank to bank.
Rereading the book this past week,
placenames that once sounded like
invocations have become familiar to
me: Five Fingers, Little Salmon,
A reading room at Istanbul’s Pera Palace hotel (left). Adam Weymouth (right), at the rear of a canoe on the Tatchun River, Yukon. He was inspired to visit the Canadian state (below) after reading Jack London’s The Call of the Wild
Sixtymile. Outside Circle City, where Buck attacked the troublemaker Black Burton in a bar, I saw my fi rst grizzly. In Dawson, where in a wager Buck pulled a sled that weighed 1,000lbs , I visited London’s cabin, or the half that remained (the other is on display in California). London spent fewer than nine months in Dawson, and most of those in bed with scurvy. His experience of this “Northland”, as he calls it, is not the one of the characters he beatifi es. What he wrote was an idea, a backdrop for forging a new version of oneself. These lands were “new and naked ”, operating under the “law of club and fang ”, an ongoing tussle between the outsiders who had come into the country and the wild nature that they found there. Apart from their role in the tragic denouement, Indigenous people scarcely get a mention. If anything, they are one more facet of this wild nature to be contested, rather than people who built a communal, grounded life here for millennia before the rest of the world showed up. As I travelled in the Yukon, and met the Tr’ondëk Hwëch’in and the Tlingit tribes, and heard about the terrible legacies of the gold rush, I came to better see through London’s fantasy. Yet I could not deny its lure. I could have moved to the Yukon in a heartbeat. “I may never in my life get to Alaska,” wrote the US essayist
Edward Abbey , “but I am grateful that it’s there.” London’s writing acknowledges that need for such escape in all of us. For conjuring the seed that fi rst led me to that place, it’s a book that I’ll always hold dear. Adam Weymouth
South of France
Inspired by Françoise
Sagan’s Bonjour
Tristesse
It was 1964 and I was a
bored 15-year-old in
Basingstoke. I’d already discovered
that literature could be scandalous.
A couple of years earlier, my
girlfriends and I hid behind the rattan
sofa in the living room of one of the
more “alternative” family homes after
school and read out the rude bits in
Lady Chatterley’s Lover. When I got
my hands on a copy of Françoise
Sagan’s 1954 novella Bonjour
Tristesse , labelled a succès de scandale
by the French press and literary
establishment, I was away. Away from
my dull, small country town existence
and my equally boring family.
I wanted to be French, like the
protagonist, 17-year-old Cécile ;
I wanted to sit in a Paris cafe . I wanted
to discuss philosophy with elegant
adults while drinking an aperitif and
smoking a Gauloises
(untipped). My list of
wants was endless.
Holiday reading
Winning tip Northern Ireland, inspired by Dervla Murphy Dervla Murphy’s A Place Apart persuaded me to see Northern Ireland diff erently. Cycling through the country during the Troubles, she looked beyond the headlines to fi nd generosity and ordinary lives. Following in her footsteps, the landscapes are every bit as striking as she described. Yet it is the people you remember most. James
Porquerolles, inspired
by Georges Simenon
I had always enjoyed the novel My
Friend Maigret, set on this island off
the French Mediterranean coast.
Nearing 80 , I decided it was now or
never to visit, and resolved to travel by
train. So it was Eurostar to Gare du
Nord, RER across Paris, then on to
Toulon, a slow train to Hyères, then a
bus and boat to Porquerolles. Visiting
the sites in the novel was such a
pleasure. I became “Porquerolled” and
an addict of the unique atmosphere
(and the island wine). Leigh
Sarajevo, inspired by Priscilla Morris I read Black Butterfl ies, set in Sarajevo during the siege, and was intrigued . Last year, I went and experienced the beautiful city for myself. The mountains and the old town, mixed with memories left in view by way of bullet holes in buildings and “roses” in the pavement (to mark where mortars fell), gave a unique atmosphere. There are hints of old eastern European glamour, Middle Eastern rituals and precious hope for a hard peace to remain in place. Louise
San Francisco, inspired by Armistead Maupin It has to be the Tales of the City series. These wonderful novels paint San Francisco as a place of kindness, beauty and pleasure. It made me and my wife commit to two years of saving so we could live like the Barbary Lane gang for a fortnight. Weird, gorgeous and fascinating, the city rewards ambling and curiosity, just as Maupin suggests. Fraser
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I dream ed of staying in a white-walled villa on the Côte d’Azur, the sun burning through the bedroom window on my bare body, gauzy curtains blowing in the warm wind. Not icy patterns on the inside of the glass in a semi on a new-build estate in Hampshire. I wanted warm caressing sea and hot sand, not the freezing English Channel and painful pebbles. I wanted to ride in an open-topped car along the corniche dressed in a Givenchy cocktail dress and Cartier jewellery to casinos, not a Westward Ho! holiday camp in the same hand- knit, turquoise sweater as my brothers. I wanted to write a hedonistic novel of shocking immorality . And I wanted to not be a virgin. By 1969, I had an artist boyfriend and was staying in the apartment of a schoolfriend’s fi lm-star uncle in Paris. So many boxes ticked! I marvelled at the sophistication of Parisienne women, swooned at the lemony chewing-gum smell of the Métro and the soft whoosh of the trains with diff erent classes of carriage, the beauty of the regimented Tuileries. We bought baguettes and croissants and learn ed how to tear them apart to eat the proper way. Because in Paris it seemed there was a proper way for everything. It was in 1971 that I fi nally got to the Côte d’Azur, to Port Grimaud and Saint-Tropez, and found the France I’d
been searching for: heat, blinding sunlight, blue sky and sea. Sunbathing topless, covered in baby oil, reading Valley of the Dolls and smoking Gitanes. The pan bagnat , moules farcies and frites. The celebration of indulgence and liberation, such a contrast to the rules and regs of Paris. In 1979, my husband and I were back there, on holiday with a load of friends, staying in a white-walled villa with two grand pianos in Cap d’Antibes, driving an open-topped, gold Beetle. And that’s where I conceived my longed-for fi rst child, after dinner one night at the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc . Now I just need to write that novel … Elaine Kingett
Kyrgyzstan
Inspired by
Chingiz Aitmatov’s
The White Ship
The smoky smell of grilled
meat drifted out of caf es
and over sunbathers, swimmers and a
group of elderly ladies dressed in sun
hats selling dacha-grown berries by
the bucket-load. After a long, hard
winter in Kyrgyzstan , life looked
sweet on Central Asia’s “beach ”,
sand-fringed Issyk -Kul , the world’s
second largest mountain lake after the
Andes’ Titicaca .
This visit in 2011 wasn’t my fi rst to
Kyrgyzstan but it was the fi rst time I’d
The Côte d’Azur (Menton pictured above) was the version of France that Elaine Kingett (left) longed to visit in the early 1970s
dipped my toes into the lake’s frigid water. I’d wanted to do so ever since reading The White Ship ( fi rst published in 1970 and translated by Mirra Ginsburg ) by Chingiz Aitmatov , who was born in a village in the north-west of Kyrgyzstan in 1928 . In the story, a lonely seven-year-old boy – abandoned by his divorced parents – dreams of morphing into a fi sh. That way he can better look out for his father who, he believes, captains the white ship that sails on Issyk-Kul. This moving novel, in which the lake features heavily, reads like a fable, mixing in Kyrgyz legends, clans and myths. There are many references, for example, to the “horned Mother Deer”; the Bugu clan – Kyrgyzstan has 40 historical tribes, each represented by a sun ray on the national fl ag – consider
their earliest ancestor to be a deer. One of the fi rst people I met at Cholpon -Ata , the busiest stretch of the shoreline, was a Russian woman, a factory manager from an industrial city in Siberia, who was visiting Kyrgyzstan with her family. She told me that she’d just tried a fresh peach, rather than a canned one, for the fi rst time. I have never forgotten the pleasure that spread across her face as she described it to me. She also believed that the environment – fresh mountain air and the lake’s slightly saline properties – to be health-giving, good for her asthmatic son. Just as in Aitmatov’s book, the lake was expected to off er hope . Issyk -Kul in summer remain ed a place of simple pleasures, of buckets and spades, sandcastles and blow-up
Caroline Eden with a statue of Chingiz Aitmatov (left). She visited Rukh Ordo cultural complex (above), an open-air museum dedicated to the author after his death in 2008
C AROLINE EDEN; MARINA PISSAROVA/AL AMY; JOHN MILLER
beach balls . Only the backdrop of the chocolate-brown mountains of the Tian Shan range hinted at our altitude of 1,600 metres (5,270ft) . Once I’d had enough sun, and enjoyed the cooling eff ects of fresh cherries and a Baltika beer , I set off to nearby Rukh Ordo , an open-air museum also on the lake. The museum, pitched as a spiritual centre promoting world peace and respect for diff erent religions, was a place to wander, with chapels and yurts scattered along the shore. Pleasingly, I learned that after Aitmatov’s death in 2008 , Rukh Ordo was dedicated to his memory . Before getting a bus back to the town of Karakol , where I’d based myself, I found a statue of him and had my photograph taken alongside it. A fi nal personal tribute to Kyrgyzstan’s beloved literary son. Caroline Eden
answers (puzzles on page 70)
Cornwall
Inspired by Daphne
du Maurier’s
Frenchman’s Creek
I fi rst read Frenchman’s
Creek aged 12 or 13. I can’t
recall how it came into my orbit; maybe
one of my worldly aunts pressed it into
my hands. The eff ect was instant.
From the dreamy opening chapter,
I was swept up in this girls’ own
adventure, gasping aloud at the daring
feats of our sassy heroine, Lady Dona
St Columb , as she escapes her stodgy
husband and their feckless court life in
Restoration-era London .
Retreating to t heir Cornish estate
with her two children , she discovers
their long-neglected country house is
being used as a base for a wanted man
– a French pirate (of the passionate,
artistic variety, natch). They embark
on a wild and dangerous romance in
and around the Helford River , as she
joins him on board his ship, even
dressing as a cabin boy to launch raids
on the oafi sh locals. But when her
husband and his friends show up,
determined to hunt down her
swashbuckling lover, she must make a
choice – sacrifi ce him to certain death,
or risk her own life to save him.
As an adventure-hungry teen, it
wasn’t just the bold Dona and her
below-decks antics that lured me in,
but the almost physical immersion in
the setting. Like all Du Maurier’s
novels, Frenchman’s Creek employs
all the senses to transport the reader,
conjuring a mysterious, untamed
Cornwall that bore no resemblance to
the muddy campsites and ice-cream
vans of my childhood holidays. Here
was a lawless land of secret tributaries,
hidden pools and wooded riverbanks
where anything could happen.
Reading the novel again recently ,
I was inspired to fi nally make my
pilgrimage, summoning the spirit of
Dona as I headed west from London.
Frenchman’s Creek is a real place.
Answers to quiz by Thomas Eaton
1 Karakoram Range (K2). 2 Marcel Duchamp. 3 Pope Francis. 4 Megalodon. 5 Venezuela. 6 Al Jazeera. 7 Constance Lloyd (wife of Oscar Wilde). 8 Extrasensory perception (inc telepathy
and clairvoyance). 9 Capitals of countries with defi nite article in name: The Gambia; The Bahamas; El Salvador. 10 Lost in Wimbledon singles fi nals v Martina Navratilova. 11 Smugg led into space on N asa missions. 12 Parts of Stonehenge site.
The Landmark Trust has a holiday cottage (above) at the head of Frenchman’s Creek, a place that off ers a vision of the untamed Cornwall brought to life by Daphne du Maurier, says Lois Pryce (right)
It’s about 15 miles south of Falmouth , part of a ria – a fl ooded river valley open to the sea – described in the book as “a narrow inlet, branching from the parent river, its short, twisting course running westward into a valley ”. Nowadays it’s owned by the National Trust and apart from a few tastefully placed signs and footpath markers, it remains its enchanted self, unchanged from how it would have appeared to the novel’s 17th-century characters. It’s more accessible now, with a 3.8-mile circular walk from the village of Helford following the creek itself. Through the trees you can glimpse the sailing boats anchored in the main channel and it’s easy to imagine Dona wandering among the oaks, spying the white sails of the pirate ship hidden up the creek, her heart pounding as she descends to the water’s edge.
13 Nicknames of bridges. 14 The Lady … : Lady of the Lake (named, variously); The Lady With the Lamp (nickname); inspired The Lady of Shalott; The Lady in the Van. 15 Numbers with ascending number of letters in their names (3 to 10).
Du Maurier excels not only at setting and plot but also at subversive female characters. Written in 1941 as an escape from the grim realities of war, and refl ecting her own resistance to domesticity, the novel’s themes of female lust, infi delity and disregard for maternal duties would have been controversial, even shocking. Refreshingly, Du Maurier never attempts to justify or apologise for her protagonist’s actions . This is a book that deserves to be read breathlessly in one sitting, far from the distractions of the modern world. Fortunately for today’s reader, there’s a remote holiday cottage owned by the Landmark Trust, tucked away in the woods at the head of the creek, with no wifi or phone signal. Ask yourself, what would Dona do? Lois Pryce
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This quiz answers questions posed by children — will you get a better score than your parents?
1 Paul, 7, asks: who invented the game ‘rock, paper, scissors’? A Vikings invented the game to pass the time on long voyages B The earliest ancestor of the game can be traced back to the Han dynasty C Albert Einstein D A little boy named Artie invented it one break time at school
2 Luca, 3.5, asks: why do birds fl y? A To escape predators B For migration C For feeding and breeding D All the above
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C Our brains and eyes get confused D The bright light can be seen through our eyelids
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Answers (no peeking!) 1 B. According to the World Rock Paper Scissors Association, the earliest ancestor of the game appeared in the Han dynasty in China. Evidence sugg ests, however, that it was more like insects, frogs and snakes to begin with! 2 D. Birds fl y for lots of reasons including feeding, breeding, escaping predators, migrating, and sometimes it looks like they’re just having fun. 3 C. When we stare at a bright light the light receptors in our eyes get temporarily ‘bleached’, making our brain think the light is still there for a few seconds after we’ve stopped looking at it. 4 B. The likelihood that your friends are ‘electric’ in the same way your toaster is, is extremely low, but if you’re hanging out with someone you get along with it can give you energy as you’re having fun. There’s a song called Are ‘Friends’ Electric? by Tubeway Army. 5 C. Skin is made up of water, proteins, fats and minerals. It protects us from germs, allows us to sense touch, pressure and pain, houses our nerves, and regulates our temperature. Very clever .
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burger fi lling. You might think pulses or potatoes for heft, but the lack of texture and propensity to mush can be unsatisfying. This is where mushrooms excel; they trade in satisfaction. Roasting them brings out their natural umami and removes water content, leaving them chewy, caramelised and occasionally crisp. They can also make friends with the most unlikely of ingredients, like they have here with peanut butter, soy, agave and sesame.
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Prep
10 min
Cook
30 min
Serves
4
For the mushrooms 600g oyster mushrooms 60g smooth peanut butter 2 tbsp toasted sesame oil 1 tbsp dark agave syrup 2 tbsp red or brown miso 1½ tbsp light soy sauce 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar 3 garlic cloves, peeled and minced
For the fi ve-spice
cabbage
200g white
cabbage, fi nely
shredded
5 spring onions,
trimmed, greens
and whites fi nely
shredded
½ tsp fi ne sea salt
½ tsp ground fi ve-
spice
1½ tbsp apple cider
vinegar
15g coriander
leaves, fi nely
chopped
4 brioche burger
buns, to serve
1 tbsp mayonnaise
plus extra to serve
burgers with fi ve- spice cabbage
Now, two types of agave are available in the supermarkets : dark is richer, more caramelly; lighter is simpler and more neutral. If you only have or can fi nd light, use that. These mushrooms can be cooked on skewers on a barbecue, but do so over indirect heat under a watchful eye.
Heat the oven to 240C (220C fan)/ gas 9, and line two trays with baking paper. If your mushrooms are in big clumps, break them gently into individual mushrooms and put them in a large bowl. Put the peanut butter, sesame oil, agave, miso, soy sauce, vinegar and garlic in a small bowl, stir until you have a smooth sauce, then pour this over the mushrooms. Using your hands like claws in an arcade machine, carefully toss to cover all the mushrooms in the sauce. S pread the mushrooms over the two trays, then bake for 12-15 minutes, until all the liquid has dried out and the edges are charred, then remove from the oven. While the mushrooms are cooking, make the slaw. Put the cabbage and spring onions in a big bowl, sprinkle over the salt and scrunch with (clean) hands. Mix through all the other salad ingredients. To assemble the burgers, split and toast the brioche buns – one minute in a toaster works well. Spread one cut side of each bun with mayo, pile on a quarter of the mushrooms, then top with some slaw. Repeat with the other burgers, clap on the lids and serve.
Lazy Levantine lunches
enjoyed at room temperature, or even cold the next day. As the UK, along with many other parts of the world, swelters through another hot summer, these are exactly the kinds of dishes I want to cook and eat . Fresh, light and unfussy, t hey require little eff ort , yet never compromise on fl avour. This herb-packed courgette and feta ijeh paired with a lush fruit, red onion and rocket salad alongside makes the perfect meal for warm days and relaxed summer gatherings.
Prep
20 min
Cook
1 hr , plus
cooling
Serves
4-6
2 large courgettes
(about 700g),
trimmed and
coarsely grated
Salt and black
pepper
1 red pepper (about
120g), pith and
seeds discarded,
fl esh fi nely chopped
4 tbsp olive oil
1 small onion (80g),
peeled and fi nely
chopped
3 spring onions
(45g), trimmed and
fi nely chopped
3 garlic cloves,
peeled and crushed
25g fl at-leaf parsley,
fi nely chopped
20g fresh dill, fi nely
chopped
4 large eggs, lightly
beaten
200g feta , crumbled
100g plain fl our
1 tsp baking powder
and feta ijeh (Arabic frittata)
Made with eggs, generous handfuls of fresh herbs, onions and fragrant spices, this is crisp around the edges and soft in the centre , and can be enjoyed at any time of day . Together, with some cool mint yoghurt and a salad of fruit and caramelised onions, they celebrate the generosity at the heart of any table.
Heat the oven to 200C (180 C fan) / gas 6 and line the base and sides of a 26cm round baking dish with parchment paper . Put the grated courgette in a colander, sprinkle with one teaspoon of salt and leave for 10 minutes. Using a clean tea towel, squeeze out as much moisture from the courgettes as you can, then put them in a large mixing bowl. Squeeze out the excess moisture from the red pepper, too, then add them to the bowl. Add all the remaining ingredients, along with three quarters of a teaspoon of salt and a good grind of black pepper , and combine well using your hands . Transfer the mixture to the prepared dish and smooth the top with the back of the spoon. Bake for 50 minutes, until golden brown , then leave to rest for 15 minutes. To make the mint yoghurt, mix the yoghurt in a medium bowl with the rest of the ingredients, until well combined. Set aside. Once the ijeh has cooled , cut it into slices and serve warm or at room temperature with the mint yoghurt and fruit, red onion and rocket salad ) .
Prep
15 min
Cook
40 min
Serves
4, as a
starter or
side
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1 red onion (150g),
peeled and cut into
8 wedges
Olive oil
6 large loquats,
peaches, nectarines
or apricots (350g),
peeled and sliced in
half lengthways
100g rocket leaves
5g coriander leaves,
picked
5g mint leaves,
picked
40g pecans,
toasted and roughly
chopped
For the dressing 2½ tbsp balsamic vinegar 1½ tbsp pomegranate molasses 1½ tsp runny honey 1 small garlic clove, peeled and crushed Flaked sea salt and black pepper 3 tbsp olive oil
and rocket salad
While I like to make loquats the star here, peaches, nectarines, or apricots make excellent alternatives. Serve as a light starter or alongside the ijeh, grilled meats or hearty, nutty grain dishes.
Heat the oven to 200C (180 C fan) / gas 6. First, make the dressing by mixing the balsamic, molasses, honey, garlic, a quarter teaspoon of fl aked salt and a grind of black pepper. Slowly pour in the oil, whisking constantly, until combined and smooth. Put the onion wedges into a medium bowl and add one and a half tablespoons of the dressing, along with an eighth of a teaspoon of salt. Toss well to combine, then transfer to a parchment-lined baking tray and roast, tossing once, until softened and slightly caramelised – about 20 minutes . Set aside to cool. Heat one and a half tablespoons of olive oil in a medium frying pan. Add the halved fruit cut side down and fry for two to three minutes, then fl ip and cook for two minutes more, or until slightly caramelised. Remove from the pan and set aside. Put half the roast onion in a large mixing bowl along with the rocket, herbs, half the pecans, a half-teaspoon of fl aked salt, a good grind of black pepper, and half of the remaining dressing. Toss well to combine then transfer to a serving dish, layering the salad and fruit cut side up . Repeat with the remaining salad, onions and fruit, and fi nish with the remaining toasted nuts .
Prep 20 min Cook 30 min Serves 12
Ingredients 100g unsalted butter 150g Sainsbury’s Taste the Diff erence medjool dates, pitted and fi nely chopped 5 tbsp Sainsbury’s Taste the Diff erence Jersey whole milk 200g Sainsbury’s Taste the Diff erence Scottish whole rolled jumbo oats 4 large ripe bananas, peeled 60g soured cream 1 tsp Sainsbury’s Taste the Diff erence Madagascan vanilla extract 2 Sainsbury’s Taste the Diff erence free range golden yolk eggs ½ tsp bicarbonate of soda 1 tsp baking powder ½ tsp ground cinnamon 3 tbsp tahini 3 tbsp Sainsbury’s Taste the Diff erence Canadian maple syrup
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Crumble topping 1 tbsp Sainsbury’s Taste the Diff erence Scottish whole rolled jumbo oats 1 tbsp sesame seeds 1 tbsp demerara cane sugar
12 Sainsbury’s cafe style muffi n cases
and sesame crumble muffi ns
of food trends. This bake is inspired by the fl avours of ‘third culture bakery’ Farha
This recipe is largely inspired by the sweet tahini crunch at the heart of east-London bakery Farha’s mega-selling banana brulee pastry. The savoury depth of tahini tempers the heady, perfumed sweetness of ripe bananas, which can be a little cloying, and also works well with the deep caramel notes of Sainsbury’s Taste the Diff erence medjool dates and the brown butter. To start, heat the oven to 180C (160C fan)/350F/gas 4 and line a 12 hole muffi n tin with your muffi n cases. Add the butter to a small saucepan over a medium heat, and let it melt. Once melted, increase the heat to high and stir the butter regularly as it starts to brown. Once it begins to smell nutty, remove from the heat, pour into a large mixing bowl and leave aside to cool . Return the pan to a medium heat with the milk and the chopped medjool dates. Cook for 2-3 minutes, stirring often, or until the dates have softened completely. Leave aside to cool.
Meanwhile, blend your oats in a high speed blender until you have a fi ne powder – this is your oat fl our. Mash the bananas and browned butter in a bowl until smooth. Stir in the soured cream, vanilla extract, eggs and date mixture. Now mix in the oat fl our, bicarbonate of soda, baking powder, cinnamon and a pinch of salt until well combined. Leave for 5 minutes. Meanwhile, mix your crumble topping in another bowl. Divide the batter between the muffi n cases. Drizzle the tahini over the top of each one and use a skewer to swirl into the batter. Sprinkle the crumble topping over the muffi ns then put into the oven to bake for 25-30 minutes, or until golden brown and a skewer inserted into the muffi ns comes out clean. Remove from the oven. Drizzle the maple syrup evenly across the muffi ns then leave aside to cool in the tin. With thanks to Farha, 42 Leyton High Road, London E15 2BP
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Quick and easy
I’m under the weather: a big bowl of Thai- inspired, soupy noodles with turmeric and coconut milk, all spiked with chilli. It’s a soup base that adapts perfectly for vegetarians (add cubed tofu) or leftovers (shredded roast chicken). This makes a lot of broth (hydration is important!), so serve it in your best ramen or soup bowls. The choice of noodles is yours: rice noodles ( fl at or vermicelli) work well for a gluten-free option , but I inevitably use my favourite straight-to-wok thick udon.
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Prep
5 min
Cook
15 min
Chill
2 hr+
Serves 2
2 tbsp neutral oil 150g fresh shiitake or chestnut mushrooms 1 tsp sea salt 400ml tin coconut milk 1 x 150g pack thick straight-to-wok udon noodles 2 heads pak choi, fi nely sliced 150g prawns, peeled and deveined
For the base 1 lemongrass stalk, trimmed 2 spring onions , trimmed 2 garlic cloves, peeled 1 fat red chilli 4cm piece fresh ginger, peeled 1cm piece turmeric root, or ½ tsp ground turmeric Finely grated zest and juice of 1 lime , plus wedges to serve
and coconut prawn noodles
If you’re using tofu or leftover shredded cooked chicken, add it with the pak choi so it simmers for four minutes in total.
Finely grate all the base ingredients bar the lime juice ; alternatively, roughly chop the lemongrass and spring onions, then put them in a blender with the other base ingredients (again, bar the lime juice) and blitz to a rough paste. (Do not, as I have done in the past, put a whole stick of lemongrass in the blender: the blender will break and you will be sad.) Put the oil in a large saucepan on a medium to low heat, then add the chopped lemongrass- chilli-ginger paste and fry, stirring constantly, for three minutes . Add the mushrooms , fry, still stirring, for a further fi ve minutes, then add the salt, coconut milk and 400ml of just-boiled water. Bring the broth to a boil , then take off the heat and leave to cool. Once cooled, chill for at least two hours . (Alternatively, for a hot version, once the broth is boiling, add the pak choi and simmer for two minutes. Taste the broth, adding salt as needed, then add the noodles and prawns, and simmer for two minutes, until they are cooked through.) Just before you want to eat, bring a pan of salted water to a boil , then drop in the noodles and pak choi. Boil for a minute, then add the prawns and simmer for a further minute until the y turn pink and are cooked through. Drain well, then rinse under the cold tap . Arrange the noodles, pak choi and prawns in bowls, then pour the cold broth all over the top. Season with the lime juice and serve .
Italian summer
green beans and tomatoes are among our favourite ingredients right now, inspiring dishes that celebrate freshness and fl avour. The dining room is perched at the top of the Royal Opera House in London, so it is fl ooded with sun light throughout the day , which is just as well because these vibrant, simple dishes are best enjoyed in the sunshine.
Prep
10 min
Cook
20 min
Serves
4
Sea salt and black pepper 200g fi ne green beans, trimmed 250g buff alo mozzarella 4 ripe peaches, halved and stone d Extra-virgin olive oil 1 small shallot, peeled and fi nely sliced 1 tbsp balsamic vinegar, or good white-wine vinegar 1 small handful basil leaves Toasted almonds or hazelnuts, to serve (optional) A little grated lemon zest, to serve (optional)
mozzarella and green beans
Bring a pan of salted water to a boil, then blanch the beans for two to three minutes, until just tender. Drain , refresh in iced water, then drain again and set aside. Meanwhile, tear the mozzarella into large pieces, and leave it to come up to room temperature . Heat a griddle pan until it’s properly hot. Rub the fl esh sides of the peach halves lightly with olive oil, then grill cut side down for two to three minutes, until charred and slightly softened but still holding their shape. Put the beans and sliced shallot in a bowl, then dress them with olive oil, the vinegar, salt and black pepper. Taste and adjust the seasoning – it should be fresh and sharp . Arrange the grilled peaches, mozzarella and dressed beans on a platter , spoon over any dressing left in the bowl , then scatter over the basil leaves, toasted nuts and a little lemon zest, if using. Finish with a fi nal drizzle of olive oil and a little sea salt , and serve slightly warm or at room temperature.
Prep
10 min
Chill
8 hr+
Cook
1 hr 10 min
Serves 4
For the roast tomato sauce 500g ripe plum tomatoes 2 garlic cloves, peeled and lightly crushed A few thyme sprigs Sea salt and black pepper Extra-virgin olive oil 1 small splash red- wine vinegar
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For the gnudi 250g good-quality ricotta, well- strained 50g fi nely grated parmesan, plus extra for serving Fresh nutmeg 250g semolina Sea salt White pepper
To fi nish Basil leaves Good olive oil
tomato sauce
Heat the oven to 200C (180 C fan) / gas 6. Put the tomatoes in a roasting tray with the garlic and thyme, season well and drizzle generously with olive oil. Roast for 35-40 minutes, until the tomatoes collapse and lightly caramelise . Remove and discard the thyme sprigs, then blend or crush the tomatoes to your preferred consistency. Add a dash of vinegar to sharpen the fl avour, then check the seasoning and keep warm in a bowl. Meanwhile, to make the gnudi, beat the ricotta until smooth and light , then stir in the parmesan and grate in a little nutmeg to taste. Season generously , then chill for 30 minutes. Spread half the semolina on an oven tray and the rest on a clean work surface. Roll spoonfuls of the ricotta mixture into short, roughly 1½cm-thick sausages , then cut into small pieces and shape gently into balls. Roll the gnudi lightly in the semolina on the work surface as you work, then arrange them on the semolina-covered tray. When all the gnocchi are on the tray, cover them generously with the remaining semolina, so th ey’re almost buried. Refrigerate overnight, if possible, or for at least several hours. Bring a large pan of salted water to a gentle simmer , then, working in batches, drop in the gnudi and cook for three to four minutes, until they fl oat to the surface. Lift out carefully with a slotted spoon and drain on kitchen paper. Spoon the warm tomato sauce on to plates, arrange the gnudi on top and fi nish with basil leaves, more parmesan and a fi nal drizzle of olive oil. Angela Hartnett heads up Cicoria at The Royal Opera House , London
Hook, line and sinker
year to cook fi sh. There are so many fantastic seasonal species available and, so long as they’re properly fresh and of good quality , they need very little intervention. I often look for lightness, freshness and acidity to bring balance and lift to a summery fi sh dish, whether that comes from citrus, herbs or a sharp dressing, because those elements enhance the natural fl avour of the fi sh, rather than masking it. These recipes are ideal for relaxed summer cooking: full of fl avour, yet straightforward enough for a midweek meal .
Prep 10 min Cook 1 hr Serves 4
For the butter beans 1 garlic bulb Olive oil 2 x 400g tins butter beans, drained and lightly rinsed 1 long red chilli , fi nely chopped 1 handful fresh coriander leaves 4 anchovy fi llets, drained and fi nely chopped 100g white crab meat 1 tbsp lemon juice 1 tbsp chopped fresh tarragon, plus extra to garnish Salt and black pepper
For the aïoli 1 pinch saff ron threads 150g mayonnaise 1 garlic clove, peeled and fi nely grated 1 tsp lemon juice
For the hake 4 hake fi llets – about 150- 180g each 1 tbsp olive oil
aïoli and crabby
butter beans
Heat the oven to 200C (180C fan) / gas 6. Slice the top off the garlic bulb to expose the fl esh , drizzle with oil, then wrap in tinfoil and roast for 40- 45 minutes, until caramelised. Meanwhile, soak the saff ron in a tablespoon of warm water for fi ve minutes. Once steeped, stir the saff ron and its water into the mayonnaise, add the garlic and lemon juice, then season lightly and chill until needed. Put the butter beans in a roasting tray with a tablespoon of olive oil, add the chilli and coriander, and toss . Roast alongside the garlic for the last 20 minutes, stirring once halfway, until lightly golden . Squeeze the roast garlic fl esh out of the skins, then mash to a paste. Heat a tablespoon of olive oil in a frying pan , then gently fry the anchovies, stirring, for a minute or two, until they dissolve. Stir in the garlic paste, then fold the lot through the hot roast butter beans. Gently mix in the crab meat, lemon juice and tarragon , season to taste and keep warm. At least half an hour before you want to cook it, pat dry the hake and season generously – this will give the salt time to draw out any excess moisture . Put an ovenproof frying pan on a medium-high heat , add the olive oil , then lay in the hake, skin side down, turn up the heat to high and leave to caramelise for a minute. Flip over the fi llets so they’re now skin side up, then transfer to the oven and roast for fi ve minutes, until just cooked through . Divide the crabby anchovy butter beans between four warmed plates, top each portion with a piece of the roast hake and serve with a generous spoonful of saff ron a ïoli alongside. Garnish with extra tarragon, if desired.
Prep 15 min Pickle 20 min+ Cook 25 min Serves 4
For the cucumber 1 cucumber, trimmed, deseeded and thinly sliced Juice of 2 limes 1 small handful fresh mint leaves 1 tsp sugar ½ tsp salt
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For the jalapeño yoghurt 1 fresh jalapeño, deseeded (leave the pith and seeds in if you like more heat) 1 small handful coriander leaves 1 small garlic clove, peeled 200g Greek yoghurt Juice of 1 lime 1 pinch salt
For the sweetcorn 2 corn cobs, or 300g fresh kernels 1 tsp olive oil Salt and black pepper
For the pollock 75g plain fl our 1 tsp smoked paprika ½ tsp garlic powder 500g pollock fi llets, cut into fi nger-width strips 1 egg, beaten 100g panko breadcrumbs Vegetable oil, for frying
To serve 8 small corn tortillas, or fl our tortillas Shredded red cabbage (optional) Coriander leaves Lime wedges
sweetcorn and pickled cucumber
Put the sliced cucumber in a bowl with the lime juice, mint, sugar and salt , toss to combine, then leave to pickle for at least 20 minutes. Blend or fi nely chop the jalapeño, coriander and garlic, then mix with the yoghurt, lime juice and a pinch of salt, and chill until needed. Brush the sweetcorn with oil, grill until lightly charred, then cut the kernels off the cob and season. Mix the fl our, paprika, garlic powder, salt and pepper in a shallow bowl. One by one, dredge the fi sh strips in the fl our mixture, then dip them in the beaten egg and coat with the breadcrumbs. Put 1cm vegetable oil in a deep- sided frying pan on a medium-high heat, then, working in batches, if need be, fry the pollock strips for two to three minutes on each side, until golden, crisp and cooked through. Drain on kitchen paper and keep warm while you cook the rest of the fi sh . Warm the tortillas for a few seconds on each side in a dry frying pan. To serve, spread a spoonful of jalapeño yoghurt over one side of each tortilla. Top with a little shredded cabbage, if using, then lay the crisp pollock, grilled sweetcorn and drained pickled cucumber on top . Finish with coriander leaves and a squeeze of lime. Andy Beynon is chef/owner of Behind, London E8
Masterclass: gambas al ajillo
winningly cheap cold-water prawn, I don’t often fi nd myself at the court of the king variety, but as a way to conjure happy memories of holidays past, sunny terraces and cool tapas bars, this particular dish is hard to beat. Served sizzling hot and drenched in red, garlicky oil, it’s deliciously messy stuff , and best paired with bread and an icy drink.
Peel the prawns, squeeze out the heads and juices into a small bowl, then salt the fl esh. Set aside the shells in another bowl 6
Prep 5 min Cook 15 min Serves 4 as a tapa
8 sustainably
sourced, raw shell-
on king prawns
Salt and black
pepper
4 garlic cloves
120ml olive oil
A few fl at-leaf
parsley stems
4 small dried
chillies, or 1 tsp
cayenne pepper or
paprika, or ½ tsp
chilli fl akes
2 tsp sherry vinegar,
or wine vinegar or
lemon juice
Bread slices, to
serve
2 … but if you can’t get them That said, if you can fi nd only cooked shell- on prawns, use those instead – you’ll just need to warm them through in step 8 instead. And if you can only get your hands on peeled prawns, you can also use them, but consider adding a teaspoon of Malaysian shrimp paste in step 7 or a dash of fi sh sauce in step 8, should you have either to hand.
1 Raw shell-
on prawns
are best …
For the best-
fl avoured
results, you
need the prawn
shells, but don’t
worry if you
or your guests
prefer not to faff
about peeling
them at the
table, because
you use the
shells separately
here. Raw
shell-on prawns
are easiest
sourced frozen
– supermarkets,
especially east
Asian ones,
have them, or
you can fi nd
them, often
with greater
traceability,
online.
3 Peel the
prawns
Peel the shell-
on prawns by
twisting off
their heads,
then, laying
one prawn fl at
on your other
hand, use a
fi ngernail to get
under the shell
and peel down
the back, then
twist off the tail.
Put all the shells
in a bowl. Run
a small, sharp
knife down the
back of each
prawn and, if
it’s obvious and
visible, hook
out and discard
the dark line
of digestive
tract (if you
can’t see it, it’s
probably clear,
so don’t worry
about this).
4 Salt the prawns Sprinkle the prawn meat lightly with salt and set aside (you can prep this dish ahead of time up to the end of step 6; if doing so, store the salted prawns in the fridge for two days). Squeeze the contents of the prawn heads into a small bowl, then put the spent heads in the bowl with the rest of the shells.
5 Prep the garlic Peel all the garlic, and squash two of the cloves with the fl at side of a knife; leave the other two cloves intact for now. Put the oil in a frying pan on a medium-low heat (this makes a fair bit of oil for dipping, so cut down the quantity a little, if you prefer), then add the squashed garlic (keep back the remaining cloves for now), the prawn shells and the squeezed- out heads.
6 Fry the garlic and shells Fry, stirring frequently, for fi ve to seven minutes, until the prawn shells turn a deep pink ; make sure the garlic doesn’t catch and burn. Meanwhile, fi nely slice the remaining garlic and roughly chop the parsley (this is the traditional herb of choice here, though if truth be told I prefer coriander). Pass the shell oil through a sieve into a bowl, then discard the solids.
7 Fry the chilli Return the oil to the pan on a medium- high heat and add the chilli in whatever form you’re using it; small dried chillies look pretty, but cayenne pepper or paprika taste just as good. If you use chilli fl akes, though, do so with caution, because the prawns should still be the dominant fl avour. Fry for 30 seconds or so.
8 Add the prawns Add the prawns to the pan, cook, stirring, for a minute more, then add the sliced garlic and cook, still stirring, for a further minute – the prawns should by this stage be just cooked through. Mix the vinegar or lemon juice into the small bowl of prawn head juices, then stir this mixture and the parsley into the prawn pan . Season and serve at once with bread.
9 Alternative seafood A similar approach works with most seafood. Gently heat the oil with the squashed garlic in step 5 until it begins to colour, then scoop out and discard. Turn up the heat, add the sliced garlic, chillies and cleaned, dried and sliced squid, scallops, clams, whelks, chunks of fi sh, etc, and stir- fry until just cooked through.
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Côtes Catalanes: the wine with the renegade spirit
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We all have our coming-of-age story: a transition to adulthood defi ned by emotional growth. I’ll let my friends be the judge of whether mine’s happened, but in wine terms, I can pinpoint my coming of age to the day I fi rst tasted a white from Côtes Catalanes . What was this nectar? I’d spent a lifetime chugging things I liked (from Um Bongo to supermarket Macon), but this was not a chugger. The bottle was Domaine Gauby’s Les Calci naires Blanc 2010, a blend of muscat, chardonnay, macabeu and vermentino from the eastern foothills of the Pyrenees in French Catalonia. I had to take my time over something this good, and that felt very grownup indeed. The Côtes Catalanes IGP (Indication Géographique Protégée)
Four Côtes Catalanes styles to savour
L’apprentie Sorcière du Clos des Fees Rosé 2025 £14.75 Yapp, 13%. Bewitching, characterful young vine rosé
Le Roc des Anges Segna de Cor 2023 £16–£20 Vinum, 13%. Cor by name and cor by nature – long, velvety and mineral red
Tramontane Côtes Catalanes Macabeu 2021 £17.10 Amathus, 13%. Fresh and aromatic with notes of garrigue
Mon P’tit Pithon Blanc 2025 £14.41 Vinatis, 12.5%. Crisp, golden and intense macabeu biodynamic blend
sits within a nook of Languedoc-
Roussillon in the very south
of France. As an IGP, it is a less
prestigious designation than AOP
(Appellation d’Origine Protégée),
but one that gives winemakers
greater freedom to fl ex their
muscles. Where wines from Côtes
de Roussillon AOC have to be
particular blends with particular
proportions, winemakers in the
Côtes Catalanes can produce single-
varietal wines with a greater range
of grapes; many are organic or
biodynamic. They have a renegade
spirit I’m sure you can taste in
wines that are mineral, full of
complex fruit and often have notes
of garrigue – Mediterranean scrubby
herbs such as thyme and rosemary.
The appellation has seldom let
me down since, with its sun-soaked,
almost elemental whites, made with
macabeu, grenache gris and blanc,
or velvety, herbal reds made with
cinsault, carignan and grenache,
often blended with international
varieties such as sauvignon blanc
or syrah respectively. Many of these
decades-old vines are like eccentric
Boomers, producing rich and
characterful fruit, in tandem with
the region’s singular geography.
With its dry climate, this wild
and immensely beautiful landscape
is not the easiest place to practi se
viticulture, but it sure pays off .
Here you fi nd conditions that make
wines interesting: 300 days a year
of sunshine and very little rainfall,
hot days and cool nights, strong
winds and soils with almost every
geology in southern France (schist,
marl, clay, limestone, granite) in
less than 5,000 hectares of vines.
As my picks today testify, these
are not the cheapest wines, but they
quite possibly off er the best value in
France. Forget bangs, these are an
explosion for your buck and promise
emotional growth – of sorts.
Serves
1
50ml white rum – we use Havana Club 3 Años 35ml fresh grapefruit juice 20ml fresh lime juice 15ml cherry liqueur – we use Bellamie 1 cherry, or 1 twist grapefruit peel, to garnish
A bright, citrus-forward riff on the classic Hemingway special, with cherry depth and a clean, white rum base.
Measure all the liquids into a shaker fi lled with ice and shake hard until very well chilled. Double strain into a rocks glass fi lled with fresh ice, then garnish as you wish – a cherry or a twist of grapefruit peel both work well. Daniel Emson, bar manager, The Culpeper, London E1
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The sweet spot
hybrid is a lot of fun. The edges crisp and puff up in the most dramatic way, making for a very impressive brunch cent repiece that makes a change from regular pancakes. Although delicious just with some icing sugar, I’ve fi lled this one with a quick fruit compote to make the most of summer berries. The juices soak into the base, making way for my favourite part of a yorkshire: the slightly soggy bottom.
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½ tsp vanilla
Prep
5 min
Rest
20 min
Cook
40 min
Serves
4
For the berry compote 100g strawberries, hulled and roughly chopped 100g blackberries 50g raspberries 1 tbsp lemon juice 2 tbsp caster sugar
For the batter
110g plain fl our
25g caster sugar
¼ tsp salt
3 large eggs
240ml whole milk
20g salted butter
To serve
250ml double cream
2 tbsp maple syrup,
plus extra to serve
½ tsp vanilla
bean paste
Icing sugar, to dust
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dutch baby
Start by making the compote. Add all the ingredients to a small pan and heat gently for a few minutes, until the fruits have softened but still hold their shape. Remove from the heat, set aside to cool completely , then chill until needed. Whip the double cream, maple syrup and vanilla together until soft peaks form ; chill until you’re ready to serve. To make the batter, add the fl our, sugar and salt to a large jug and mix to combine. Add the eggs and whisk to a thick mixture, then slowly pour in the milk, mixing again until the batter is smooth. (Alternatively, add everything to a blender .) Let the batter rest at room temperature for 20 minutes. Heat the oven to 220C (200C fan) /gas 7 and put a 25cm cast- iron pan in the oven to heat . Once hot, add the butter to the pan, carefully swirling it around , then put the pan back in the oven for one to two minutes, until the butter is melted and bubbling . Remove the pan from the oven , pour in the batter and bake for 15-20 minutes, making sure not to open the oven door in the fi rst 15 minutes. The dutch baby is done when the edges are puff y and crisp, and there’s no wobble in the middle. Let the dutch baby cool for fi ve minutes before spooning on the whipped cream, berry compote, an extra drizzle of maple syrup and a dusting of icing sugar. Serve straight away, because the dutch baby will begin to defl ate.
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The fi lter: tinned anchovies
To taste these anchovies, I invited my friend, the food journalist Sudi Pigott, to join me. We tasted all 10 anchovies straight from the tin . To make tinned anchovies, fresh fi sh are salted in barrels, then cured for at least three, if not 12, months before fi lleting and packing in oil. The anchovy supply chain has been heavily aff ected by El Niño, which causes abnormal weather events in Peru, where the most economical anchovies in our test were fi shed. But premium anchovies sourced from the Bay of Biscay (the Cantabrian Sea) have also faced external pressures. A lack of supply, among other external pressures, has increased prices and left some supermarket shelves bare. We scored on appearance, texture , fl avour and value. I was shocked at the variation in quality – from tough, brown, salty fi llets to remarkably fl avoured, tender, rose-coloured fi llets that reminded us of serrano ham .
Best overall
Waitrose No.1 Cantabrian
Anchovy Fillets in
Extra Virgin Olive Oil
£1.75 (50g) , Waitrose
★★★★☆
Dusky pink, small fi llets.
Seductively sweet,
smooth and salty but
well balanced in fl avour.
Creamy, soft texture,
with a few hairy bones.
Caught in the north-east
Atlantic. MSC certifi ed.
Asda Exceptional Cantabrian Anchovy Fillets in Extra Virgin Olive Oil £2.90 (100g) , Asda ★☆☆☆☆
Small, almost hairy fi llets packed in extra-virgin olive oil. A sharp, intense , very salty fl avour. OK for cooking but a bit one dimensional. Fished in the Bay of Biscay. Packed in Spain. MSC certifi ed.
Best bargain
Tesco Finest Cantabrian
Anchovy Fillets in Oil
£2.95 (100g) , Tesco
★★★☆☆
Medium-large, broad
and even-coloured ros y-
pink fi llets. Smooth,
complex umami fl avour,
though still a little salty
and some bones left in.
Cured for a minimum
of 12 months. MSC
certifi ed and caught in
the Cantabrian Sea.
Sainsbury’s Taste the
Diff erence Cantabrian
Anchovy Fillets
£2.50 (74g) , Sainsbury’s
★★★★☆
A wide, fl at tin of
well presented, very
large, broad, rosy pink
fi llets. Very salty, but
with a melt-in-the-
mouth, creamy texture
and a well-rounded,
nutty note of jamón
serrano. Northeast
Atlantic , packed in
Spain. MSC certifi ed.
John West Anchovy Fillets in Olive Oil £3.20 (95g) , Sainsbury’s ☆☆☆☆☆ Small fi llets packed in sunfl ower oil with just 4.7% extra-virgin olive oil. Misleading,
considering the label. Very salty, foul, loose texture. Overpriced, full of pin bones and made with preservative sodium benzoate. Caught in the south-east Pacifi c, packed in Peru.
Epicure Anchovy Fillets
in Extra Virgin Olive Oil
£2.55 (50g) , Ocado
★☆☆☆☆
Small, hairy fi llets,
with a sweet but very
salty fl avour. Packed
in Morocco. Fishing
location not stated.
Morrisons Anchovy Fillets in Olive Oil £1 (50g) , Morrisons ☆☆☆☆☆ A tin of small, thin fi llets, with strong fi shy
aroma. Super-intense, harsh fl avour; tough fi llets. Caught in the south-east Pacifi c.
M&S Collection
Cantabrian Anchovy
Fillets in Extra
Virgin Olive Oil
£1.75 (30g) , M&S
★★★☆☆
Narrow, slightly bony
brown-pink fi llets, with
an inviting fl oral aroma.
Sweet, nutty, intense .
Six-month matured.
Fished in the Cantabrian
Sea, packed in Morocco.
Ortiz Anchovies
in Olive Oil
£7.15 (47.5g) , Ocado
★★★★☆
Medium-size fi llets
with a sweet, perfumed
aroma. A milder salt content than most, for a more a balanced , complex fl avour: hammy, nutty and sweet. The benchmark for quality artisanal anchovies. Fished in the Cantabrian Sea, packed in Spain.
Aldi The Fishmonger
Anchovy Fillets in
Extra Virgin Olive Oil
£0.79 (50g) , Aldi
★☆☆☆☆
Small, ragged fi llets with
a dark brown centre and
pale edge (indicating a
lack of freshness or heat
damage). A fi shy cat-
food aroma, very fi rm
bite and intense salt .
Caught in the south-east
Pacifi c , packed in Peru.
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What’s the best vegetarian alternative to gelatine?
How do I go about substituting gelatine sheets for a vegetarian setting agent? Sarah, Aberdeen “The truth is, there’s no exact substitute for gelatine, because it has a unique texture,” says Richard Phillips , head of pastry at Timberyard in Edinburgh. Sure, there are plenty of plant-based gelling agents out there – “ agar-agar , gellan gum , pectin , carrageenan , locust bean gum , vege-gel … the list goes on,” says Phillips – but the result will never quite be the same. “The temperature you have to use them at is diff erent [to gelatine],” says Philip Khoury, author of Beyond Baking , so his usual workaround is to simply formulate recipes that don’t use gelling agents. Now, that’s all well and good when you’re a pastry chef, but what about the rest of us? “If, for example, I’m making a thick, pipeable cream, then I’ll use corn fl our,” says Khoury, and just manipulate it to get diff erent textures. Let’s take the panna cotta and cr eme brulee recipes in his fi rst book, A New Way to Bake , as an example: “You get two diff erent textures from essentially the same recipe, the only diff erence being that if you pour the custard into a tray and chill it, it will set, whereas if you beat it with a whisk, it will turn into this luscious, creamy texture that’s just set.” But one substitute doesn’t fi t all. “There are specifi c alternatives for specifi c things,” says Phillips: “Reversible pectin for glazes; kuzu [root starch] to thicken sauces; pectin for jellies, using diff erent doses for diff erent sets.” Agar agar, the seaweed-derived gelling agent, has become something of a poster child here. But again, don’t expect exactly the same result as you’d get with gelatine. And that’s not a subjective statement, as Harold McGee explains
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in his bible On Food and Cooking :
“Agar forms gels at even lower
concentrations than gelatine does,
less than 1% by weight. An agar jelly
is somewhat opaque and has a more
crumbly texture than a gelatine jelly.”
Where gelatine sets and remelts at
around the same temperature, an
agar gel “only melts again when it
reaches 85C [185F]”, so a jelly made
with agar won’t have that joyous
melt-in-the-mouth texture.
Even so, Reece Kallah, head
pastry chef at Mount St Restaurant
in London , uses agar in fruit puree
gels, which feature in her set vanilla
custard. “As a general guide, use
0.5% agar by weight of your liquid
– for example, 5g agar per 1 litre of
liquid.” Kallah mixes the agar with
a little sugar “to help it disperse
evenly, as it doesn’t dissolve
particularly well on its own”, before
whisking it into the boiling liquid,
pouring into a tray or ramekin, and
leaving to set. “I still prefer gelatine,
though – it has a softer, more
delicate texture because of that
lower melting point.”
Khoury adds another word of
caution. “If Sarah goes about this
by saying : ‘I want to swap gelatine
for something else’, then it won’t
work; if she wants success, then
follow a recipe that doesn’t contain
gelatine.” It’ll likely be less faff , too.
Anna Berrill
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Email feast@theguardian.com
Anchovy tin oil Tom Hunt
The oil from a tin of anchovies is a powerhouse larder ingredient . It’s a fl avour bomb that carries all the delicious fl avour compounds of the fi sh themselves , especially if you want to add their wonderful fl avour to a dish but want to save the anchovies to serve sep arately . This salsa verde is based on Giorgio Locatelli ’s in his book Made in Italy , and it’s made with a knife rather than a blender. Chopping by hand gives it a much better texture, especially when you’re also using the stalks . The boiled egg is optional , and helps emulsify the sauce. Locatelli uses just the yolk, but I’ve used the whole egg , not least to avoid the faff of fi nding a use for the white. This sauce is incredible with lamb or mutton and very good with grilled fi sh .
Anchovy oil salsa verde Finely chop 100g fl at-leaf parsley, stalks and all, then cross-chop with a rocking motion until evenly and very fi nely chopped. In a mortar, pound a small peeled garlic clove with a pinch of sea salt to a smooth paste. Add two tablespoons of capers, pound to a rough puree, then add the herbs and an optional chopped hard-boiled egg . Pound to a smooth, emulsifi ed paste. Stir in two tablespoons of caper brine or white-wine vinegar, the oil from a standard tin of anchovies ( 25-30ml) and enough extra-virgin olive oil ( 30-50ml) to reach a loose, spoonable consistency , then season to taste. Serve straight away, or rest for an hour before serving. Store any excess in a clean jar in the fridge for up to two days .
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Tales from an Italian kitchen
Pasta with red peppers and anchovies or goat’s cheese
There ’s no two ways about it: charring and then peeling red, yellow or orange peppers is a messy business. Just out of the oven (if they haven’t burst while baking), roasted and blackened peppers are not unlike mini balloons ; the hot juices, which have collected in the cavity, gushing out as the collapsed pepper is manoeuvred from the baking tray to the bowl. Once they have steamed under a plate, and cooled a little, the peppers might be easier to handle, but the thin scales of charred skin are still pesky to peel away, and however hard you try to fl ick them into the bin, they will stick to forearms and foreheads, as do the slippery white seeds. Having peeled peppers, it is not unusual to fi nd a seed stuck to the back of my upper arm six hours later. Messy and annoying, but also worthwhile, because a strip of peeled pepper freed from its cellophane skin is a wonderful thing : fl eshy with velvet texture and a deep, sweet, smoky fl avour. I was taught to char peppers on the stovetop by a friend’s Greek mum, balancing them on the gas ring directly over the naked fl ame and turning regularly. It is sometimes hard to get them to balance and they often wobble off , but if you use a barbecue regularly, that is another option, as is the oven, and apparently the air fryer, too. Whichever method you use, the aim is fl esh that is almost completely or well-patched black, and cracked like bark – a bit shocking the fi rst time, but rest assured that the more charred they are, the redder the fl esh underneath. Thick strips of tricolour peppers dressed with olive oil, red-wine vinegar and a little of the juice
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that gushed from the cavity (and hopefully caught in a bowl) are gorgeous just so, or topped with anchovy fi llets and black olives, or crumbled feta, as a side dish. They also make a good topping for rounds of toast spread with goat’s cheese or mashed beans , alternatively, they can be paired with pasta, an idea borrowed from Ottavio Cavalcanti’s La Cucina Calabrese and Elizabeth David . I like to blend a third of the peppers into a cream, while ripping the rest into strips, short and slim enough to mix and
The skins may be pesky to peel away, but the result is this velvety and vibrant, fl avourful pasta dish
cling to the pasta (most shapes work). You then have two options for additions : anchovy fi llets or crumbled goat’s cheese, neither of which are messy or annoying. Put four red, yellow or orange peppers on a baking tray and in a 200C (180C fan)/gas 6 oven for 30- 40 minutes, turning once or twice, or until they are charred all over and starting to collapse. Carefully lift the peppers into a bowl and cover with a plate for 20 minutes, so they steam and cool enough to handle. Working over the bowl to catch the juices, rub the charred skin from the peppers and tear the fl esh into thick strips, brushing away the seeds and pith. Then, working in a food processor, blend a third of the peppers into a cream and season with salt; tear the remaining peppers into small strips. In a large frying pan, warm fi ve tablespoons of olive oil with a whole, peeled garlic clove and a small fresh or dried red chilli. Once the garlic is fragrant, add 300g peeled, fresh or tinned tomatoes and cook for 12-15 minutes, pressing down with the back of a spoon to break the tomatoes into a sauce. If you want to include anchovies, add four to six tinned fi llets now, stirring so they break up in the sauce. Bring a large pan of water to a boil , salt it and cook 450-500g pasta ( fusilli, penne, radiatori, mezze maniche ) according to packet instructions. Add the torn peppers to the tomatoes, along with a fi nely minced garlic clove if you wish, stir , then add the blended peppers. When the pasta is al dente, lift from the water into the sauce and stir vigorously, along with a handful of basil and 100g of crumbled goat’s cheese, if you like.
‘The sort of hospitality that feels centuries old, but will never be old hat’
Chez Rose has just appeared on Pollen Street, Mayfair, but to the casual passerby, it looks as if it could have been established in 1974. This is, of course, poudre aux yeux; until recently, this was Jason Atherton’s Little Social. Yet, with some strategically placed tables en terrasse , vintage mirrors, thoughtfully placed doilies and, later, bread baskets , and what you have is France in the eye of the British beholder. Not the full ‘Allo ‘Allo-ifi cation, but that elegant, sexy pastiche of everyday French dining that adult Brits gobble up like school kids devouring Milka chocolate. Crepes Suzette, poulet rôti with vin jaune
Chez Rose
and morels, dover sole meuniere with Menton lemon… Ooh la la. If you can’t get into Bouchon Racine in Farringdon, go here instead. Chez Rose is by Spencer Metzger, whose CV is an embarrassment of edible riches : The Ritz and Row on 5 were his culinary sandpit, until Chez Rose allowed him to model a whole place in tribute to his late grandmother, Rosemary. Rosemary wasn’t French, and neither is Metzger, but within one mouthful of the fi rst snack of red prawn and tomato on a crisp crostini, zinging with a mouthy lemon, which arrived on a pretty doily, it feels churlish to quibble . In fact, if Metzger’s non-
5 Pollen St, London. W1S 1NE, 020 7870 3730, chezroselondon. com. Open all week, lunch: noon– 2.30pm (3.30pm Sun), dinner: 5.30pm (6.30pm Sun)–9.15pm (last seating). About £90 a head a la carte (Sunday lunch £49 for two courses, £59 for three), all plus drinks and service.
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Frenchness upsets you, it just leaves more 70% chocolate souffl e with vanilla ice-cream for the rest of us. The day-to-day cooking is in the hands of head chef Mark Catchpole , whose CV takes in Roganic, Attica and The Fat Duck. The menu is a single sheet with a pretty logo, and a list of temptations: wild mushroom persillade with preserved truffl e , Orkney scallop with Café de Paris butter , Cornish cod with mussel sauce and samphire , Aylesbury duck breast with black fi gs , and a T-bone steak for two at £145. Of a Friday lunchtime, and just weeks after opening, Chez Rose is lively. We arrive at midday and begin with a round of snacks: Cantabrian anchovies on a bed of young curd. There are anchovies, and then there are these Cantabrian anchovies : fat, glossy, smooth salty; totally addictive. The Brits have been scared off anchovies by the whiskery, bitter, tinned monstrosities hurled over bad salade niçoise . Served like this at Chez Rose, though, they feel as sweet and naughty as chocolate profi teroles. The longsuff ering Charles pops a plate of Vesuvius tomatoes on the
order, recklessly suggesting we need vitamin C. It’s a good move. This is a plate of the sweetest, ripest tomatoes we’ve tasted this summer – vivid red, yellow, purple-black – then chunks of ripe, sweet peach over a cool layer of stracciatella . Like all good French cooking, it is ruthless simplicity that blows your mind and has you pointing at the plate saying: “Aren’t tomatoes amazing?”, as if they’re a brand new invention. Next up, a stuff ed courgette fl ower; a dish almost every eater y in the south of France serves all summer long, with varying success. Suspend your tiny violins; I’ve eaten so many poor versions. Here at Chez Rose, it’s a whole new dish entirely , and utterly marvellous. How is this courgette fl ower so crisp and delicious, I marvel, prodding at the rich ricotta innards, and licking up puddles of sauce vierge . “A courgette fl ower is always delicious, ” argues Charles, who, being French, is wounded I’d say otherwise. He forgets the various backstreet cafes from Nice to Juan-les-Pins where I’ve eaten the equivalent of old daff odil heads in Castrol GTX. Glasses of Domaine de la Bégude Bandol rosé 2024 arrive
Chez Rose off ers ‘hospitality that feels centuries old’ and showstopping cuisine, such as the ‘utterly marvellous’ stuff ed courgette fl ower with ricotta and sauce vierge above, and the ‘unmissable’, 70% chocolate souffl e (below).
in those tiny, cute single-glass jugs. The wine list is weighty, and the sommelier brimming with facts on each listing. Chez Rose off ers a sort of hospitality that feels centuries old, but when done well, will never be old hat. An entire john dory arrives on the bone, alongside a serving of pommes puree. The potato is, I will attest, half butter, half spud. No longer seriously categorised as a vegetable, it’s more like love/future coronary problems in a bowl. But with the future of Planet Earth being uncertain, I devour it in its entirety. There are simple podded peas with yet more butter, and one of those zingily dressed mounds of fresh lettuce that, I’ll admit, only French cuisine truly nails. The dessert menu off ers mousse au chocolat with olive oil and creme caramel, but the 70% chocolate souffl e felt unmissable. You have to pre-order it, and it arrives as a showstopper : bold as brass, high and glossy. The souffl e is one of the dining highlights of 2026. Ask the kitchen to bake an engagement ring into one – there ’s no way any sane person could refuse you after that. Allez, allez, allez.
FROM ALIEN EROTICA TO TED LASSO TANYA REYNOLDS TAKES ON FOOTBALL
She lit up screens as Sex Education’s steamy sci-fi writer, wowed Meryl Streep in the West End and now she’s starring in the return of feelgood footie hit Ted Lasso. Tanya Reynolds talks to Lucinda Everett about pretending to be sporty – and why she’s a total cheese string
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me being tough is hilarious’
Trial of Glenoxi: Fucklord of the Universe being one of her eff orts) . The show proved a hotbed for young talent, with Ncuti Gatwa and Aimee Lou Wood among the cast. “I remember feeling in my very fi rst days : ‘I am in the presence of superstars,’ ” says Reynolds. She has since become a TV fi xture, starring in Netfl ix’s bubonic plague romp The Decameron , in which she stole the show as wild maid turned “noblewoman ” Licisca , and the BBC’s The Other Bennet Sister , where she played a deliciously disdainful Caroline Bingley (please Google the primrose- eating scene). There have been fi lms, too, including Alice Lowe’s era-hopping comedy Timestalker .
y the time its third season came to an end in 2023 , Ted Lasso was a Big Deal. The cosy comedy about an indefatigably positive American football coach gee-whizzing his way into the hearts of a London football team had won 13 Emmys and racked up more than 25 bn minutes of viewing . Contributing exactly zero minutes to this staggering stat was Tanya Reynolds, who joins the series in its fourth season as Ted’s assistant coach, Alice. “I don’t know where I was!” she tells me with a helpless shrug as we chat . “I mean, I am a bit of a hermit. I do sort of live under a rock, so it’s not surprising I missed it.” She had heard of it, she assures me, and accepted the invitation to audition because it was “so unlike anything I’ve done before. I just was like: ‘Football coach. Mad. Yeah, OK.’” A week after sending her tape and thinking nothing more of it “because I didn’t think it was very good”, Tanya had a Zoom with the show’s co-creator, writer and titular star, Jason Sudeikis , who off ered her the part on the spot. She’s speaking from her north London home on a Monday morning – every hermit’s favourite time to meet a prying journalist who is snooping at your background (I spot candles, books – Tanya recommends her favourites on Instagram – and a huge painting
of sunfl owers, which she swings her camera towards so I can get a better look). In a sleeveless red top, her hair in a scrunchy, Reynolds is blissfully free of media-training gloss – her answers are peppered with pauses and re phrasings (or perhaps they’re just a result of her being a “nervous person”). She is also warm, never far from a face-splitting laugh and, like all self-respecting Brits, mocks herself routinely and expertly. As we settle, amid apologies about her whirring washing machine , I ask about Meryl Streep and Martin Short coming to see 1536 , the play she is starring in when we speak, with Margot Robbie as co-producer . “ We actually graffi tied it backstage: MERYL STREEP IS COMING ON THE TENTH!” she says. “We all stood on the stage, lined up like …” she does her best impression of an old-timey family portrait, “and couldn’t speak. But they were so kind … We all cried. Meryl cried. It was lovely.” 1536 is the latest entry on Reynolds’s impressive theatrical CV, which also includes playing Masha in The Seagull last year opposite Cate Blanchett , and being nominated for an Olivier award in 2024 for her performance in A Mirror at the Almeida . But many will still know her best for her breakout role in Netfl ix’s Sex Education as Lily Iglehart – the space-bun sporting, cosplaying teen writer of alien erotica ( The
Encouraged by Lowe, Reynolds wrote her own fi lm, Dog Person , which she will direct (“I’m defi nitely terrifi ed, for sure”) and star in, alongside Hugh Bonneville and James Norton . “Hopefully” shooting this year, it follows a thirtysomething woman, exhausted by life’s pressures, who “discovers this desire to be a dog”. (As if by magic, her own dog, a shaggy rescue called Borage, pads in at this point, after a trip to the vet). Born in Hemel Hempstead into “not a theatrical family at all” (her Italian dad was a builder and her mum a sign painter – both were “quite quiet and quite shy”), Reynolds decided, aged four “or maybe six”, to be an actor. Where did that come from? “I don’t. Know,” she en unciates. “I was always showing off and I remember my mum saying: ‘ You’re brilliant at acting,’ and something in my brain was like : ‘Oh, I’ll do that.’ ” She was the fi rst person in her family to go to university before winning a fully funded scholarship to the Oxford School of Drama – the only way she could aff ord to go. If there is a throughline in Reynolds’s career, it is refreshingly complex characters – fl awed, forthright, spiky, violent. Playing Licisca, she says, helped her fi nd her “feral” side. “It’s always been there but it never comes out – unless in a medieval costume!” Coach Alice is another complicated proposition. She glowers through much of my allotted four episodes, eyeing Ted’s proff ered high fi ves as if she might catch rabies, or worse, fun. But there are glimmers of an unfurling. “I was quite scared at the thought of playing someone tough. The thought of me being tough is hilarious. Because I am a cheese string,” she laughs. “[But] she’s almost performing at the beginning … Particularly in fi elds that have been historically male-dominant, I think women can often feel they have to present as the opposite to what is typically regarded as feminine. Alice is trying to be this sturdy, unemotional, humourless machine. But what the show is so good at is showing that, beneath any exterior, no matter how tough or spiky, there’s complexity and depth and tenderness.” Indeed, the show is still a wholesome delight: reliably funny, big on cockle-warming, and this season with a great dollop of female
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empowerment thanks to its new storyline, in which Ted coaches Richmond’s women’s team. It is also a welcome break from the incessant violence against women on our screens . “A big part of why I loved Ted Lasso so much was that it’s exactly the kind of TV I want to watch right now,” she says. “Personally, and maybe this is because of my own slightly nervous, anxious disposition …” a pause, “or maybe it’s because I’m just fucking exhausted, like so many women out there are just exhausted of ... yeah,” she trails off , rubbing her eyes wearily. “But I can’t watch things that are violent, and especially violent towards women. I just can’t ,” she concludes. “1536,” she adds, “is basically a play about how history is repeating itself [and asking] how far have we moved on from that time that a king [Henry VIII] decided to start changing the laws so he could kill his wives.” A gallows laugh. “Ted Lasso is very diff erent but its whole thing is about optimism and positivity . That’s the kind of telly I’m craving.” Others who have been craving Ted will be pleased to see many of the original cast returning. In fact, outside of the footballers, Reynolds is the only new lead. How was her fi rst day on set? “I was so nervous. And they write as they go, so it wasn’t like we had 10 scripts in advance. By the time I started, I had read two,” she says. “They know where they would like to go but they’re also so open to collaboration and they write for the actors, so everything’s getting built as you’re going.” A lot of her scenes were with “genius improvisers” Sudeikis and Brendan Hunt (the co-creator and writer who plays Coach Beard ). “ So much of the improv was just them being hilarious, and me trying not to laugh. The whole shoot felt like an exercise in ‘ Don’t laugh. Just don’t laugh.’” They also helped Reynolds fi nd her footballing feet. “Like a lot of people, I defi nitely have gotten into women’s football in the last couple of years but I had to up the ante getting this [job].” T he match scenes proved tricky. “They fi lmed the coaches separately, so we’re not actually watching any football. The lads would improv and shout things out. I just was like ‘Er, kick! Go on, um, kick the ball!’ I had to constantly ask Brendan and Jason: ‘ What’s a good football-coachy thing to say?’” Ted Lasso will no doubt catapult Reynolds to a new level of stardom. But despite being “obnoxiously sure of [herself]” at primary school, she has been dogged by imposter syndrome throughout her career. Surely it’s getting better with all her successes, I ask? “To be honest, I think it’s maybe getting worse!” she laughs . “It gets worse every year. The way I’m dealing with it currently is to take every job as it comes, do my best with it, and then afterwards I don’t watch anything. I just think : ‘I’m just gonna keep going until they tell me I can’t.’” Ted Lasso is on Apple TV from Wednesday .
Ricky Gervais is back with a boorish, sweary animated comedy – and I didn’t laugh once Rhik Samadder
ccording to multiverse theory, there are parallel realities in which news of a new Ricky Gervais project instils a feeling other than dread. But we don’t live in them. Having seen his new series, Alley Cats (Netfl ix, from Friday ), a boorish banter-vehicle in which animated cats shoot the breeze like a bunch of pub bores, I’m not sure what there is to report – other than the fact that I didn’t laugh once. Considering what a fan I once was, I fi nd this remarkable. What happened? Woke happened, is what his diehard fans would say. Gervais has paid the price of a shifting Overton window on jokes about dwarves and disabled people and trans people. You can’t say anything any more, they lament, while defending a wealthy, highly platformed man who proves the opposite. They’re not wrong, though – politics plays a part. While writing this, I stepped outside to say hello to a queer friend who was, naturally, buying a bicycle in the street. I asked her what she made of Ricky Gervais. “He’s defunct. We don’t need him any more,” she said, as if describing DVDs by post. His work didn’t make her laugh now, she said, but added that this was a relief. If he was both problematic and she found him funny, she’d have to suff er a contradiction within herself. He’d let her off the hook; but a comedian’s politics and their craft are still diff erent things. I like contradictions and dislike safe comedy. I actually agree that swathes of our culture are
risk-averse and boring. Nothing makes me laugh harder than a good transgressive joke. Humour is often about dissolving dogma, acting as a safety valve for our collective id. The darker meats, close to the bone, have the juiciest fl avour. But “good ” is as important as “transgressive ”. Alley Cats leans on one at the expense of the other. That’s why it limps. The series follows a gang of stray cats, who mostly spend their time watching TV on a sofa in a derelict house. Gus , voiced by Ricky Gervais , is a fat ginger tom, who bellows ignorant or misanthropic opinions over everyone else. Ponce , voiced by Tom Basden , is a pampered, middle-class pedigree who talks sense but is fatally undermined because he has no balls, lol. Then there’s Puke ( David Earl ), a mangy pervert with a penchant for inter-species sex who says things such as “I gave a hedgehog anal once ”. Jokes like this, about having weird sex with animals, come up every episode. There are jokes about fat people, blind cats, intellectual disabilities. Gus swears
is determined to shock, the more I check my watch. The episodes are 15 minutes long – but feel much longer
in every line, the way some Brits do, with a habitual fondness for the worst swear word, the one that gives Americans conniptions. The show is lazy and pleased with itself. The more it was determined to shock, the more I checked my watch. The episodes are 15 minutes long – but feel much longer. The weight-bearing comic idea here, that cats are arseholes, feels about 30 years old at a minimum. Animal sex, bum stuff , the ambient sense that gay is funny – these are all jokes I remember people making at school. I didn’t fi nd them funny then either. They have aged like milk, but the main point is that they have aged. They’re predictable. Humour relies on surprise, and there are none here. The lad banter does give way to sentiment, predictably every episode, with the fi nesse of a chop shop. And then Cat Stevens plays. Every beer-slopping geezer I know has borrowed Gervais’s comic rhythms. Biting their lower lip with guitar-hero sensuality, dominating conversations with glib comebacks that expose a squirrelly self- loathing. I’d still argue he’s only a rung below Tony Hancock , Monty Python and Richard Curti s in terms of importance to British comedy. The Offi ce and Extras were, respectively, the most infl uential and funniest sitcoms of the 00s. His podcast helped defi ne the medium. He’s done sophisticated character work, written love and friendship stories that made my heart bigger. Now it’s contracting again, like a universe imploding on itself. We’re a long way from Slough, and this alley feels like a dead end.
Possession Thursday, 9pm, Sky Atlantic
Saturday
Pick of the day
Hitler’s Games: Berlin 1936
in Colour
8pm, Channel 4
“ One hundred thousand spectators
rose at once doing the Hitler
salute and shouting ‘Heil Hitler’.”
Historians help to tell the story of
the Berlin Olympics in 1936 , along
with the off spring of competitors
such as Jesse Owen s , Audrey Brown
and Jack Beresford . They share
their family members’ confl icted
experiences of wanting to represent
their countries at an event that was
Nazi propaganda. HR
Sussex: Jewel of the South Coast 7pm, Channel 5 Exactly why this show opts for a title that risks alienating viewers from every other county on the south coast is hard to fathom. This instalment of th e continuing profi le takes in a lifeguard, a Chichester cleric working to preserve her cathedral, and farmers making artisan cheese. Alexi Dugg ins
that quickly becomes a supernatural race-horror. She plays British lawyer Claudia – strait-laced but can’t help puffi ng on a vape – who is sent to Jamaica to challenge an inheritance claim on a former plantation. Oliver Connaught (Jonny Lee Miller) wants to know why his father left it to a mysterious man called Cudjoe East (Sheldon Shepherd) . But once Claudia arrives , she is haunted by the estate, and fl ashbacks show what once happened there. How are the people in its past connected to those fi ghting to live there today? What secrets will Claudia discover? The opener is a slowburn set-up with fl ashes of the action to come … Hollie Richardson
Boléro at the Proms 7.55pm, BBC Two Recorded on the day of the World Cup fi nal, the Spanish National Orchestra made its Proms debut with Ravel’s Boléro . Under chief conductor David Afk ham – his neck wrapped in a Spain football scarf – they also performed Rodrigo’s Concierto de Aranjuez and Manuel de Falla’s The Three-Cornered Hat . Nick Mohammed presents. HR
The Sentinels
9.50pm, BBC Four
This French counterfactual thriller
about lab-grown super-soldiers in
the fi rst world war has sustained
itself convincingly ; as the fi nal two
episodes drop, the political intrigue
and action sequences dovetail
perfectly. The mission to free
Mazauric is in jeopardy – which is
worrying as it’s clear that everything
depends upon it. Phil Harrison
The Staircase 10.55pm, ITV1 For all of its plotting contrivances, this drama about Michael (Colin Firth) and his attempts to prove that he didn’t murder his wife Kathleen (Toni Collette) is tense and gripping. The DA’s offi ce builds the case against Michael – handily for the prosecutors, details about his past emerge that could do their job for them. PH
Ghosts Australia 10.55pm, BBC Three A double bill of laughs with the ghoulie squad down under. Kate may be getting used to her spooky housemates – including Lindy the
80s aerobics instructor and Satan the 90s biker – but will they behave when her mum, Mel, unexpectedly comes to stay? Worse still, Mel is threatening to move in. HR
Sunday
Pick of the day Richard E Grant’s Very Modern Odyssey 8pm, Channel 4 Christopher Nolan ’s blockbuster was always going to trigger a slew of celebrity travelogues – but quite frankly, that can be forgiven when it’s Richard E Grant ’s turn. The actor has been obsessed with The Odyssey since reading it as an 18-year-old, which is reason enough to visit the Mediterranean places that are said to have inspired Homer. Malta is the fi rst stop, where Grant oozes his usual charisma and is “utterly bewitched” by pretty much everything. HR
Force of Nature
7pm, ITV1
Ever seen platypus on a fi rst date?
It’s brief and bizarre, as Andrew
Lincoln describes in the second
episode of this top-notch nature
series. Once they’re done, we
follow the female as she lays eggs
and prepares for them to hatch
within seven days – but there is a
wild storm brewing upstream. Will
she survive the fl ash fl ood? HR
Van Der Valk 8pm, ITV1 Marc Warren returns as the irascible Amsterdam cop who would likely benefi t from spending some time in a weed cafe. A professional hit on a crime gang whistleblower sees him awkwardly reunite with an old fl ame working on the protection detail. Can they stop rehashing the past long enough to safeguard a second snitch? Graeme Virtue
The Piano 9pm, Channel 4 This week, the talented pianists head to London Bridge station in a bid to impress guest judge Jools Holland. Will an 84-year-old ’s cracking rendition of Roll Out the Barrel have enough boogie-woogie to win him over? At the other end of the scale, there’s a child who sparks a mass singalong. Hannah Verdier
Great Violinists at the Proms 9pm, BBC Four To mark rising-star violinist Sueye Park ’s “dazzling” Proms debut with the Sibelius Violin Concerto , Katie Derham presents a collection of great violin solos that have graced the Royal Albert Hall. That includes Liya Petrova, Nicola Benedetti and Nigel Kennedy . HR
Groomed: The Truth Behind the Lie 9pm, Sky Documentaries An incisive three-parter that follows up on the case of Barrow resident Ellie Williams, who was convicted for lying about an Asian grooming gang . How have far-right groups weaponised this? And why have other women’s allegations of abuse been ignored? Williams’s family also speak for the fi rst time. HR
Monday
Pick of the day Celebrity Hunted 9pm, Channel 4 They’ve got a lik able bunch for the seventh series of this survival show. Strictly’s Amy Dowden and Carlos Gu bring the glam , while comedian Brian Conley and his daughter have an advantage: “Only old people know who I am.” The other runaways are Love Island’s Chris Taylor and Toby Aromolaran, TV hosts JJ Chalmers and Sophie Morgan , property expert s Scarlette and Stuart Douglas, and comics Jen Brister and Laura Smyth . HR
Panorama: Britain’s Strictest Schools 8pm, BBC One Detention for looking out of a window? Last month, Athena Learning Trust in Devon and Cornwall announced it will dissolve and transfer its schools to other organisations after parents complained about strict disciplinary measures. Richard Bilton investigates the multi- academy trust and speaks to former teachers and students . HR
Evolution 9pm, BBC Two How did we become intelligent? Which was the fi rst animal to “think”? Chris Packham fi nds out in another mind-blowing evolution lesson by focusing on the super- smart dolphin. He rewinds billions of years to light-sensitive cells that developed into the fi rst eyes, which would lead to the fi rst brains. Surprisingly, moths get a mention in this quest of cleverness. HR
Long Lost Family: Born Without Trace 9pm, ITV1 The family reunion show’s spin- off series, focused on foundlings, returns . Nicky Campbell and Davina McCall help David, who was abandoned in a London block of fl ats in 19 60, trace his origins to France and the Netherlands . For the week’s other participant, Sarah, the story starts in a Leicester telephone box in 1983. Jack Seale
Sally Magnusson Remembers:
Mastermind
9pm, BBC Four
For many, Mastermind will always
be synonymous with the urbane
Magnus Magnusson . This enjoyable
documentary takes a trip down
memory lane with his daughter
Sally, who recalls the show’s
origins, her youthful excitement at
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its success and how it felt to have strangers yell “I’ve started so I’ll fi nish!” at her in the street. PH
Secret Lives of Gypsy Wives 10pm, Channel 4 Here we learn a bit more about the marginalisation Trewley had to face at school and being turned down by big beauty brands for being part of the Traveller community. As she heads to Liverpool to see about potentially launching a lip liner range, will her imposter syndrome get the better of her? Priya Elan
Tuesday
Pick of the day The Salisbury Poisonings: A Spy Next Door 9pm, Sky Documentaries “I said to myself : ‘Don’t worry, nothing happens in Salisbury,’” remembers journalist Emma Volney of her fi rst week in local radio in 2018. “You don’t expect to see two people on a bench foaming at the mouth.” This documentary uses fi rst-hand testimony to walk through the events of the poisoning of former Russian spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia . Theresa May , intelligence offi cials and counterterrorism leaders also speak about the incident. HR
Best Medicine 8pm, Sky One This cosy series about a cranky small-town medic is a faithful remake of Doc Martin – albeit with added American schmaltz. This week sees Maine’s Dr Martin (Josh Charles) deal with an elderly patient displaying a recent pattern of strange behaviour, and primary schooler Peter’s apparent hypochondria. Hannah J Davies
Survivor Australia 9pm, BBC Three Racing through a mud pit with inevitable injuries is nothing compared to the campfi re showdown in the 10th season of the reality hit, billed as heroes v villains. The tribes play beautifully to type, with conservationists and activists working as a team and the self-confessed selfi sh camp going all-out on the conniving. HV
Joe & David’s Magical Sitcom Tour 9pm, U&Gold Comedian mates Joe Wilkinson and David Earl have a hard time describing their new show in a nutshell. All you need to know is they celebrate one of their favourite sitcoms in each episode, visiting the locations and speaking with its creators and stars . First up, one of Joe’s top picks: Porridge. HR
The Vampire Lestat: Interview With the Vampire 9.30pm, BBC Two The outrageous musical vampire romp continues to thrill. Jennifer Ehle guest stars as the fabulous mother of glam rocker Lestat (Sam Reid) and we learn how they both became vampires in 18th-century France. Sure, there’s a bit of incest going on, but the pair together on screen are electric. HR
It Happened to Me: I Was Jailed
in Japan for Ketamine
10.15pm, BBC Two
Izabel Rose was a high-functioning
ketamine user. Enchanted by Japan,
she believed that leaving London
would make her go straight. But,
as she admits, “addiction doesn’t
understand geography ”. After
phoning a contact about a fi x,
she was detained in Osaka by the
police. So in this documentary,
why does she say that was the
best day of her life? PE
Wednesday
Pick of the day Voices of the Valleys 8pm, Sky Arts Gwlad! Gwlaaad! A gorgeous three- part documentary following male choirs performing “a sound that can put shivers down your spine” at competitions across Wales, and getting to know why they’re such an important part of their communities. It starts with the Beaufort Male Choir – and tenor and soloist Callum Rees will melt hearts as he puts his busking earnings towards the choir. HR
Casualty 24/7: Every Second
Counts
8pm, Channel 5
The big red phone never stops
ringing at Barnsley A&E, as cameras
follow ward sister Jo . It’s an episode
defi ned by the old and the very
young: while the elderly patients
are fainting, collapsing with a
suspected stroke or struggling with
a weak heart, a three-year-old’s cut
lip might be bad enough for him to
be relocated to Sheffi eld. JS
The Undeclared War 9pm, Channel 4 Despite the best intentions of everyone involved, Peter
Ann Droid 9.30pm, BBC One An endlessly laugh-out-loud episode of the comedy about a widow and her robot carer. Sue (Sue Johnston) invites her son and his girlfriend over for wine and crisps, but she’s still not convinced about them: “Not eating prawn cocktail crisps? He’s forgotten who he is.” Meanwhile, unbearable frenemy Phyllis gets bad news. HR Who Do You Think You Are?, Thu
Kosminsky’s cyber thriller refuses to catch fi re. However, it has at least managed a decent smoulder by the end of this penultimate episode, in which Danny, Saara and Roz join forces to help Vadim escape. Then Danny makes a discovery that changes everything. PH
999: Critical Condition
9pm, Channel 5
To Queen Elizabeth Hospital
Birmingham, where care teams
calmly tackle potentially life-
changing injuries. Among the
patients benefi ting is pensioner
Graham, who needs a multi-part
surgical operation to remove a
sinister inner ear tumour before
it puts him in a coma. GV
Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee 10pm, BBC Three Self-eff acing speller Tom Walker is back to defend his title in the second series of Montgomery’s charmingly 70s-esque gameshow. But he didn’t bargain on Hannah Gadsby ’s hidden talents or Lloyd Langford ’s Welsh advantage. Come for the ridiculous job title guessing game, stay for the struggle to spell the audience’s names. HV
The Big Cases: The Funeral Home Horror 10pm, BBC Two A look at the upsetting case of undertaker Robert Bush , who last week was in court for off ences including selling fake funeral plans, giving the ashes of strangers to families and preventing decent burials. The people betrayed have since been fi ghting for laws to make sure this doesn’t happen again. HR
Thursday
Pick of the day Who Do You Think You Are? 9pm, BBC One In 2017, heptathlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson lost her father, who had lived in and supported her from the Bahamas while she grew up in Liverpool: “It gave me the impetus to fi nd out who I am.” So it’s off to the Bahamas – or “the unknown” – then Miami, to learn about her family’s lives before, during and after the civil rights movement . HR
Renovation Rescue 8pm, Channel 4 Who would you trust more with your house: cowboy builders or former reality TV stars? Vogue Williams and Love Islander Luke Mabbott have come to revive houses that have been left mid- building work. Widower Penny needs help on a house that has dipped over budget and off - schedule. Can our infl uencers save the day with a swift upcycle? PE
The Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke 9pm, BBC Two It’s the fi nal episode of this astonishing tale of the Mormon family infl uencer who ended up in prison for child abuse. People outside of the family begin attempting to fi nd out what’s going on in their home – and discover the shocking truth. AD
The Chase Around the World 9pm, ITV1 The Chase race moves on to Paris, where the Vixen and the Beast set questions that will give the contestants the directions they need to move across the city and fi nd temporary landmark Bradley Walsh . Notre Dame, snails and the Arc de Triomphe tick off a few tourist favourites . JS
The Five-Star Weekend 11pm, Sky Atlantic This weekend away was always going to end in a collecti ve breakdown – and now that Hollis (Jennifer Garner) knows about her dead husband’s aff air, it’s a high- drama double-bill fi nale. Can Hollis forgive Gigi (Gemma Chan) ? But, more importantly, will Brooke’s (D’Arcy Carden) queer awakening get a happy ending? HR
Friday
Pick of the day Grimsburg 10.15pm, Sky One A triple bill of this adult cartoon starring J on Hamm , which quietly debuted in the UK last week. Hamm plays police detective Marvin Flute who has moved back to his home town to reconnect with his family and continue solving bizarre crimes. This time, there are easy
laughs to be had as he fi nds himself accused of murdering a judge and tries to clear his own name. HR
Granite Harbour 8pm, BBC One The Scottish cop drama wraps up its third series with youthful duo DI Bartlett and DC Lindo determined to untangle the motives behind a teenage girl’s murder on a country estate. But with their prime suspect dead and the Special Police Investigations Service scrutinising their conduct, it won’t be easy. GV
Surgery Secrets of the Super Rich
8pm, Channel 4
Do we all live inside the “circle
of shame” now? In this chillingly
dystopic testament on beauty
standards, Hannah is celebrating
her engagement with a “bridal
package” of treatments for her
big day. These include inserting
threads in her cheeks and up her
nose for a liquid rhinoplasty. All for
a cool £3k. Congratulations! PE
Corsica: Jewel of the Mediterranean 8pm, Channel 5 Joanna Lumley’s velvety tones narrate this look at the good life in Corsica, an island off the south-east coast of France. We meet a banker turned baker who makes irresistible biscuits, and a university lecturer who is also a chestnut farmer. Plus, the citadel gets a facelift. HR
Bergerac 9pm, BBC Two Damien Molony is an alluringly unstable and impassioned detective in this smart reboot of the 1980s Jersey crime drama. This week, Jim Bergerac alarms his colleagues with a manic whiteboard presentation, fuelled by his obsessive desire to bring down supercilious bigwig Arthur Wakefi eld (Philip Glenister) . JS
Pick of the week Ted Lasso Apple TV, from Wednesday
One Hundred Years of Solitude Netfl ix, from Wednesday Back to Macondo for the second part of this Gabriel García Márquez adaptation which does an admirable job of capturing the uncanny, earthy strangeness of the original novel. And there’s worrying news: the era of the exploitative American United Fruit Company is upon us, so along with carefully measured bananas, the town is to be modernised in all the worst possible ways. Th e plotline inevitably gives this season a more socially conscious and polemical slant but as Úrsula Iguarán ’s ancient curse begins to manifest, the magic at the heart of the realism is never far away. PH
Are we still in the mood for football with a side order of ripe American cheese? In the light of reservations about the recent World Cup (and, particularly, the fi nal’s half-time show featuring Ted Lasso), it’s certainly up for debate. The premise of this fourth series is “back to basics” – which is the only way the show could conceivably still work as an underdog story. Ted (Jason Sudeikis) is in the US when he’s visited by Rebecca (Hannah Waddingham) and Keeley (Juno Temple) . Can he be persuaded to manage their second-tier women’s team, Lady Greyhounds? The excellent cast – which now also includes Sex Education star Tanya Reynolds – keep the ball rolling. Phil Harrison
Big Chicken: A Fast Food Conspiracy Netfl ix, from Wednesday The format for comic Mo Gilligan ’s investigation into the chicken industry is far from original: his attempt to live on nothing but fast- food chicken for 28 days is clearly derived from Morgan Spurlock’s 2004 fi lm Super Size Me . However, there’s merit elsewhere as Gilligan reveals a catalogue of poultry- related horror : the exploitation of workers; the targeting of low- income communities ; the terrible conditions faced by the chickens; and the lack of nutritional value in the food . This is an industry long overdue the scrutiny it receives here. PH
Sterling Point
Prime Video, from Wednesday More drama about the growing pains of wealthy American teens in this YA series which, in terms of atmosphere at least, has echoes of The Summer I Turned Pretty . The action pivots round a brother and sister who (in an infuriatingly casual way) inherit a lake island. Problems, problems. However, things are set to become more confusing still: when Annie (Ella Rubin) arrives at Sterling Point, she’s shocked to bump into a girl who is the absolute double of her late mother. Could she have a secret sister? An emotionally fraught voyage of discovery ensues. PH
Monsters of God HBO Max, from Friday A rich, strange, largely unknown world usually makes for a compelling documentary series and fi lm-maker Eric “Tiger King” Goode ’s deep dive into exotic animal smuggling is no exception. Many of the people we meet here fall into the lik able oddball category – it’s clear that their enthusiasm for snakes and lizards is entirely sincere. However, that’s not the whole story . Goode gets the lowdown on the huge money that can be made by liberating (or stealing, depending on your point of view) animals from sanctuaries and traffi cking them to both zoos and private collectors. PH
The Shards
Disney+, from Thursday A new series from TV’s most prolifi c purveyor of primary coloured pulp, Ryan Murphy . The Shards was co-created with Bret Easton Ellis and adapted from the author’s semi-autobiographical novel, set in the early 1980s within a jaded, privileged friendship group at an elite LA school . The world of aspiring writer Bret (Igby Rigney) is thrown into chaos by the arrival of Homer Gere’s charismatic Robert . Is this just school politics? Maybe, but there’s a serial killer on the loose and he and Robert seem connected. Restraint and understatement aren’t really in the picture. PH
Alley Cats
Netfl ix, from Friday
Ricky Gervais’s latest misguided
comedy venture is this animation
set within the shadowy world
of cats. Sadly, the animation
is generic, the plotting almost
non-existent and the voice
acting – particularly that of
Gervais himself, though Tom
Basden, Kerry Godliman
and Diane Morgan also feature
– almost insultingly cursory.
As has often been the case with
Gervais’s output since The
Offi ce, it somehow manages to
be gratuitously unpleasant and
twee at the same time, with lots of
swearing and sentimentality. PH
COLIN HUTTON/APPLE; HBO MAX
A vampy glam rock romp – plus the new Killing Eve!
The Vampire Lestat: Interview With the Vampire BBC Two/iPlayer ★★★★☆
Season three of Interview With the Vampire has turned into a glam- rock musical. The show based on Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles books has previously been set in the past, starting in New Orleans in 1910 . Now, velvet jackets and opera glasses are out; tight trousers and lines of coke are in. It’s 2025 and Lestat has formed a glam band, recording a rage-channelling album and touring it around America, where we join him during a bloodily chaotic stopover in Detroit. To be into it, you have to go along with Sam Reid’s uninhibited performance as a Jim Morrison -style lizard king, while forgiving the retro cheesiness of the songs and the narration’s refusal to acknowledge the cringeworthiness of a rock frontman’s pronouncements. Get past all that and this show is roaring fun. Jack Seale
Furious Disney+ ★★★★☆
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This drama is the creation of Elizabeth Meriwether , who gave us last year’s astonishing tale of a terminal cancer patient’s voyage of sexual discovery Dying for Sex and 2022’s brilliant fraud drama The Dropout . Emmy Rossum plays Alice Black , a n ex-cop manning the FBI tip line who ends up on the hunt for that rare thing: a female serial killer. What follows is partly a standard thriller, as they discover a sex traffi cking ring implicating the great and the good. But it’s also a Killing Eve-like cat-and-mouse game between a detective who is gradually coming to bond with her quarry. And, not least, it’s a character drama that explores the diff erent ways in which reactions to similar traumas can manifest themselves. Lucy Mangan
The Rapture BBC One/iPlayer ★★★☆☆
When The Rapture by Liz Jensen was fi rst published in 2010 , it was set in a near-future when temperatures in the UK are rising to unbearable heights, culty Christian groups with apocalyptic bents are springing up and there is a growing sense that the world is going mad. So this adaptation is the perfect accompaniment to our current record-breaking, fear-inducing heatwave, and awareness that the future is fi nally here. Clinical psychotherapist Dr Gabrielle Fox (Ruth Madeley) takes on teenager Bethany Krall (India Amarteifi o) who was convicted of killing her mother. She had drawn a picture of her mother with a screwdriver poking out of her face before it happened – but claims her drawings are of her visions, not plans … As it unravels, there is an awful lot going on , b ut it has moments that work incredibly well. LM
Shabaz Asks: Are Billionaires Bad? BBC Three/iPlayer ★★★☆☆
This isn’t one of those BBC Three documentaries that boils down important societal goings-on for gen Z, but rather a parody of the genre – and it works. Much of its success is down to host Shabaz Ali – a teacher turned TikToker and self- proclaimed “povvo king” . Here, he disarms the mega-rich and those in their orbit by appearing slightly gormless, promising at the outset to “[do] the Louis Theroux stare when I can’t think of a comeback”. It might sound a bit Philomena Cunk , more of a comedy performance than anything else. Yet Ali has managed to make a decent documentary by going so ham on the ridiculousness of the issues at hand that the very concept of a billionaire does start to feel silly. Hannah J Davies
Pick of the week
Widely available, episodes weekly Comedians Fern Brady (pictured above) and Alison Spittle return for a second series of comically chaotic chat. Expect plenty of wildly pinballing discussions with no theme other than what pops into their heads . Topics so far include Robert De Niro ’s much younger partner, podcasts about nuns playing ultimate frisbee – and Brady on how “so many of Bonnie Blue ’s views are so close to mine ”. Business as usual, then. Alexi Duggins
Skinwigs Widely available, episodes weekly This off -the-wall chat between comedians and pals Sam O’Leary and Ash Tyson (pictured right) is daft, rambling fun. It’s an often surreal, delightfully awkward listen full of corpsing, bizarre ads from fi ctitious sponsors and the occasional ludicrous musical interlude. AD
A View from a Bridge Widely available, episodes weekly Joe Bloom ’s online series, which featur es strangers divulging their thoughts on matters big and small via a red telephone, was a viral hit. This relaunch has big names such as David Byrne on a tantalising false memory. But it also retains the ordinary encounters that made it so special to begin with. Hannah J Davies
Karel Prince: Lie Detector BBC Sounds, episodes weekly Karel Prince – the seasoned BS detector behind the HMRC of Football podcast – leads this lighthearted quizshow , beginning with two made-up stories and
one real one submitted by ex-Man United player Brian McClair. But should Prince and co-presenter Anita Abayomi be imagining Sir Alex Ferguson as a “red-faced” taskmaster or a “soft, kind, tender man”? HJD
Resurrection: The Ghost Writer Widely available, all episodes out now In this tender, intimate third series of his podcast, Dane Stewart tells the story of his grandmother’s death. The fi rst of three episodes starts with a candid conversation with his father, before refl ecting on how the work of American writer Joel Redon – who wrote about Aids, which he died of in the 90s – helped him to navigate caregiving and grief. Hollie Richardson
Sounds of the Seventies With Lulu Sun, 3pm, Radio 2 Shaun Keaveny ’s gem of a show is a real retro highlight on the weekend schedule, so Lulu (pictured above) has some big shoes to fi ll as she covers his spot for the week. But as a woman who spent the 70s belting out Bond themes and hanging out with Bowie and the Bee Gees , she has no trouble bringing out the stories for this Sunday afternoon show, as well as some of her treasured tunes. Hannah Verdier
A Romanian Ransom Tue, 8pm, Radio 4 Paul Kenyan examines the curious case of Henry Jakober, a London livestock trader who struck an unusual deal with Romania’s communist government in the late 1950s. At a time when persecuted Romanian Jews were routinely being denied exit visas, Jakober bartered for their freedom in exchange for desperately needed agricultural goods (plus a healthy bung to the secret police). Families desperate to get relatives out of Romania were happy to stump up serious cash, but was Jakober a crafty liberator or a profi teer of misery? Graeme Virtue
The Guitar Story Thu, 9.30am, Radio 4 For anyone with more than a passing interest in music, it won’t be news that the guitar has been a big driver of change, both culturally (pass the tight trousers, punk’s here!) and socially (the civil rights movement, the anti- apartheid movement ). But John Wilson ’s series picks an interesting starting point – the development of classical guitar – and spins off into blues and the early days of electrifi cation. Plus, the series’ guitarists include Johnny Marr, Pete Townshend, Justine Frischmann, Graham Coxon and Nile Rodgers. Alexi Dugg ins
Nick Grimshaw: Rave Forever Fri, 7am, 6 Music Every Friday this August, Grimmy is going to kickstart a day of rave tunes and conversations, as part of The Music Is Black season – the BBC’s collaboration with V&A East ’s The Music Is Black: A British Story exhibition. First up, it’s the 80s, from 2 Tone to acid house, and Nick will be speaking with Janet Kay and Carroll Thompson , as well as dropping a mix from Young Warrior . Later in the day, Lauren Laverne chats to DJ Norman Jay and Craig Charles welcomes Neville Staple from the Specials . Hollie Richardson
Pick of the week Heretic Saturday, 9.35pm, Sky Cinema Premiere
Pick of the week Name of programme Time, channel
Love Me
Saturday, 10.25am, Sky Cinema Premiere Millennia have passed since humanity’s extinction, and on Earth’s half-frozen ocean a smart-tech-enabled buoy ( Kristen Stewart ) fl oats alone, emitting a “waiting to connect” signal. One day this is answered by a passing satellite ( Steven Yeun ), and together the devices search the internet, hoping to derive an understanding of life and love from this oddly incomplete record. First-time fi lm-makers Sam and Andy Zuchero combine animation and live action into awe-inspiring visuals – and it’s funny too! EEJ
Sophie Thatcher (Yellowjackets ) and Chloe East (The Fab elmans ) play a pair of unworldly Mormon missionaries who arrive at the door of an avuncular Englishman hoping to make a new convert. That Englishman, however, is played by Hugh Grant – once a foppish romcom idol, now deep into his villain era – and what at fi rst seems like a playful willingness to debate religion turns into something much more terrifying. With a script by A Quiet Place co-writers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods to work with (the two also co-direct ), Grant commands the screen with glee. It’s a career-best performance, w ith enough dark miracles to fully restore your faith in A24 ’s waning horror output. Ellen E Jones
Singin’ in the Rain
Sunday, 8pm, Sky Cinema Greats If you’re one of the many devotees of Damien Chazelle’s 2016 Oscar- winner La La Land – or maybe just in need of a cheer-up – be sure to check out this foundational 195 2 Hollywood musical. Gene Kelly ’s genius is on full display as Don Lockwood , a star of the silent era who is attempting to ride out the transition to sound cinema with his integrity in tact. There are also glorious supporting turns from Donald O’Connor and Debbie Reynolds , while the defi ant exuberance of that title song shines through every scene, and every rain cloud. EEJ
Stand By Me
Tuesday, 3am, Sky Cinema Greats “I never had any friends later like the ones I had when I was 12.” With that closing line, this 1986 adaptation of a Stephen King novella cemented its status as the ultimate coming-of-age movie. Its 1950s-set story concerns four boys (including an iconic performance from the late River Phoenix ) who set out on a macabre journey to fi nd the body of a missing classmate. Stand By Me was always a classic, but subsequent events – including the tragic death of much beloved director Rob Reiner – have invested re watches with added poignancy. EEJ
All That Heaven Allows
Thursday, 4.50pm, Film4 The lush melodramas of Douglas Sirk have infl uenced fi lm-makers all over the world, including John Waters , Wong Kar-Wai , Pedro Almodovár and Todd Haynes , whose 2002 fi lm Far from Heaven , starring Julianne Moore and Dennis Haysbert , is a direct descendent of this 1955 fi lm. Jane Wyman plays Cary , a middle-aged widow whose suburban life is disrupted for ever when she falls for hunky, younger gardener Ron (Rock Hudson ). It still enthrals with emotion as intensely vivid as its colour palette. EEJ
The Last House
Friday, Netfl ix The population has been confi ned indoors because of a little- understood external threat, meaning parents must homeschool their children, supplies are rationed and communication with neighbours can happen only at a distance … sound familiar? The Last House comes on like a Covid lockdown fl ashback but it’s actually an intriguing sci-fi horror, with a plot reminiscent of 2007 fi lm The Mist . It benefi ts greatly from the presence of charming leads Wagner Moura (The Secret Agent ) and Greta Lee (Past Lives ), as a couple forced to extremes for their family’s survival. EEJ
Hoard
Friday, 11.05pm, BBC Two If a fi lm-watching experience can be described as “fetid ”, then Hoard is that – but in a good way. Writer- director Luna Carmoon was only 26 when she made her debut feature, announcing herself as a thrillingly distinctive talent in British cinema. Saura Lightfoot Leon stars as Maria , a young, care-experienced woman whose loving but unstable childhood is revealed in the detritus of her chaotic present. Hayley Squires (I, Daniel Blake ) plays Maria’s bin-diving, hoarder mother and Joseph Quinn (Stranger Things ) is her foster brother turned love interest. EEJ
Sport
Commonwealth Games Sat, 8.30am, TNT Sports 2 Day nine in Glasgow features netball, cycling, boxing and bowls.
Golf Women’s Open Sat, noon, Sky Sports Golf Day three from Royal Lytham.
Horse Racing Glorious Goodwood Sat, 1.15pm, ITV1 Includes the Coral Stewards’ Cup.
Cycling Tour de France Femmes Sat, 2.30pm, TNT Sports 1 Giro d’Italia winner Demi Vollering (pictured above) is a big favourite for the race, which starts in Lausanne.
Scottish Premiership Football Aberdeen v Hearts Sat, 5.15pm, Sky Sports Main Event Last season’s unlucky losers visit Pittodrie in the fi rst week of fi xtures .
The Hundred Cricket London Women v Manchester Super Giants Women Sun, 2.15pm, BBC Two London Men v Manchester Super Giants Men follows at 6pm.
T he Hundred Cricket Sunrisers Leeds Women v London Spirit Women Tue, 2.45pm, BBC Two Sunrisers Leeds Men v London Spirit Men follows at 6pm.
The Hundred Cricket Trent Rockets Women v Birmingham Phoenix Women Wed, 2.45pm, BBC Two Trent Rockets Men v Birmingham Phoenix Men starts at 6pm.
EFL Cup Middlesbrough v Wrexham Fri, 7.30pm, ITV1 The fi rst-round tie at the Riverside .
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6.0 Breakfast (T) 10.0 Saturday Kitchen (T) 11.30 Anna Haugh’s Big Irish Food Tour (T) (R) 12.0 Homes Under the Hammer (T) (R) 1.0 News (T) 1.10 Weather (T) 1.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 2.0 Money for Nothing (T) (R) 3.0 Escape to the Country (T) (R) 3.55
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (Shawn Levy, 2009) (T) 5.35 News (T) 5.45 Regional News (T) 5.50 Weather (T) 5.55 The Hit List Celebrity Special (T) 6.40 Alan Carr’s Picture Slam (T) 7.25 Michael McIntyre’s Big Show (T) (R)
8.25 Pointless Celebrities (T) (R) Guests include James Jordan, Gemma Collins, Brian McFadden and Melinda Messenger . 9.10 How Are You? It’s Alan (Partridge) (T) (R) Alone in the Peaks with only a camera, Alan asks whether nature can heal a troubled mind . 9.40 News (T) Weather
10.0 Calvin Harris: Live from Scotland (T) The DJ performs a homecoming show live in front of 50,000 fans at Glasgow’s Hampden Park. 12.0 Weather for the Week Ahead (T) 12.05 News (T)
BBC Three 7.0pm Doctor Who 7.55 Doctor Who 9.0 Not Going Out 9.30 Not Going Out 9.55 Mrs Brown’s Boys 10.25 Mrs Brown’s Boys 10.55 Ghosts Australia 11.20 Ghosts Australia 11.45 Schitt’s Creek 12.05 Schitt’s Creek 12.30 Schitt’s Creek 12.50 Bluestone 42 1.20 Bluestone 42 1.50 Bluestone 42 2.20 Funboys 2.35 BBC New Comedy Awards 2024 3.05 Doctor Who
U&Dave 6.0am Teleshopping 7.25 Highland Cops 8.20 Would I Lie to You? 9.0 Would I Lie to You? 9.40 Would I Lie to You? 10.20 Would I Lie to You? 11.0 Would I Lie to You? 11.40 Would I Lie to You? The Unseen Bits 12.20 Would I Lie to You? 1.0 Would I Lie to You? 1.40 Would I Lie to You? 2.20 Would I Lie to You? 3.0 Would I Lie to You? 3.40 Would I Lie to You? 4.20 Would I Lie to You? 5.0 Would I Lie to You? 5.40 Would I Lie to You? 6.20 Would I Lie to You? 7.0 Would I Lie to You? The Unseen Bits 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 8.20 Would I Lie to You? 9.0 QI 9.40 QI 10.20 QI 11.0 Not Going Out 11.40
6.30 CBBC 6.40 CBeebies 9.05 Gardeners’ World (T) (R) 10.05 On the Waterfront (Elia Kazan, 1954) (T) 11.50 The Great British Sewing Bee (T) (R) 12.50 A Cook Abroad: Rachel Khoo’s Malaysia (T) (R) 1.50
Meet Me in St Louis (Vincente Minnelli, 1944) (T) 3.40 Fake Or Fortune? (T) (R) 4.40 Evolution (T) (R) 5.40
Superman (Richard Donner, 1978) (T)
7.55 Boléro at the Proms (T) The Spanish National Orchestra makes its Proms debut with works by Manuel De Falla, Maurice Ravel and Joaquín Rodrigo. 9.10 Barbra Streisand: Becoming An Icon (T) (R) A look at the actor and singer’s rise to stardom from her roots in working-class Brooklyn .
10.10 A Star Is Born (Frank Pierson, 1976) (T) Remake of the musical , starring Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristoff erson. 12.25 Golf: Women’s Open Highlights 2026 (T) 1.25 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (T) (R) 2.25 The Rapture (T) (R) 3.25 This Is BBC Two (T)
Not Going Out 12.20 Not Going Out 1.0 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 2.0 Live at the Apollo 3.0 James May’s Cars of the People 4.0 Teleshopping
1.40 Miracle on 34th Street (1994) 3.55 Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1961) 6.15 The Martian (2015) 9.0
Stillwater (2021) 11.45 Babylon (2022)
E4 6.0am The Great Australian Bake Off 7.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 8.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 9.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 10.05 Spies in Disguise (2019) 12.0 The Simpsons 12.30 The Simpsons 1.0 The Simpsons 1.30 The Simpsons 2.0 The Simpsons 2.30 The Simpsons 3.0 The Simpsons 3.30 The Simpsons 4.0 The Simpsons 4.30
Cheaper By the Dozen (2003) 6.30
Battleship (2012) 9.0 Celebrity Gogglebox 10.0 Gogglebox 11.0 Gogglebox 12.05 First Dates 1.05 Below Deck: Mediterranean 2.05 Below Deck: Mediterranean 3.0 Below Deck: Mediterranean 3.45 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.10 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.35 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5.0 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
PBS America 6.0am Teleshopping 8.0 The Roman Fleet 9.05 Pirates: Behind the Legends 10.05 Pirates: Behind the Legends 11.0 Pirates: Behind the Legends 12.0 Pirates: Behind the Legends 1.0 Pirates: Behind the Legends 2.0 Pirates: Behind the Legends 3.0 Pirates: Behind the Legends 4.0 Pirates: Behind the Legends 4.55 The Roman Fleet 6.05 The Ghettos & the Holocaust 7.20 Auschwitz: The Inside Man 8.30 The Roman Fleet 9.35 1945: The Savage Peace 10.50 The Ghettos & the Holocaust 12.0 Auschwitz: The Inside Man 1.15 Weathered: Earth’s Extremes 2.0 Teleshopping
6.0 James Martin’s French Adventure (T) (R) 6.30 James Martin’s American Adventure (T) (R) 7.25 Love Your Weekend With Alan Titchmarsh (T) (R) 9.25 News (T) 9.30 James Martin’s Saturday Morning (T) (R) 12.0 Prue Leith’s Cotswold Kitchen (T) (R) 1.0 News and Weather (T) 1.15 ITV Racing: Glorious Goodwood (T) 4.30
Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (Susanna White, 2010) (T) 6.30 News and Weather (T) 6.45 Local News and Weather (T) 7.0 Deal Or No Deal: Celebrity Special (T)
8.0
Casino Royale (Martin Campbell, 2006) (T) James Bond pursues an international criminal responsible for fi nancing terrorist organisations across the world. Spy thriller, starring Daniel Craig, Eva Green and Mads Mikkelsen.
10.40News (T) Weather 10.55 The Staircase (T) Shocking new details surface about Michael’s past that threaten to derail the defence. 12.15 Shop on TV 3.0 Cold Case Forensics: The Death of God’s Banker (T) (R) 3.50 Unwind With ITV (T) 5.05 Fern Britton: Inside the Vet’s (T) (R)
11.0 Animal Control 11.30 Animal Control 12.0 Animal Control 12.30 The Simpsons 1.0 The Simpsons 1.30 The Simpsons 2.0 The Hundred Live 5.30 The Simpsons 6.0 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Rob & Romesh vs Darts 9.0
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 11.30 Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) 1.30 The Force: Manchester 2.30 The Force: Manchester 3.30 Road Wars 4.30 Road Wars 5.0 Highway Patrol 5.30 Highway Patrol
Sky Arts 6.0am Let’s Dance (1950) 8.05 Tales of the Unexpected 8.35 Tales of the Unexpected 9.05 Tales of the Unexpected
Sky Atlantic 6.0am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.0 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 8.0 Gomorrah 9.0 Gomorrah 10.0 Gomorrah 11.0 Gomorrah 12.0 The Gilded Age 7.45 The Gilded Age 9.0 The Five-Star Weekend 9.55 The Five-Star Weekend 10.40 All Her Fault 11.40 Homicide: Life on the Street 4.35 Sort Of 5.05 The Guest Wing
The Sentinels, BBC Four
6.05 Cheers (T) (R) 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.50 The Simpsons (T) (R) 11.50 Frasier (T) (R) 1.50 Four in a Bed (T) (R) 4.20 The Dog House (T) (R) 5.25 The Lost City (Aaron Nee, Adam Nee, 2022) (T) 7.30 News (T)
8.0 Hitler’s Games: Berlin 1936 in Colour (T) The story of the Olympics, and how the German dictator used the event as propaganda. 9.0 Dictator: The Hitler Interviews (T) New series. Testimonies of those who met and knew the man behind some of the worst crimes in history.
10.0
American Gangster
(Ridley Scott, 2007) (T) Fact-
based crime drama .
12.50 Ramy (T) 1.25 Ramy (T)
2.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA (T) (R) 2.50
The Simpsons (T) (R) 4.05
Couples Come Dine With
Me (T) (R) 4.55 Location,
Location, Location (T) (R)
5.50 Cheers (T) (R)
Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast 9.0 Saturday Morning. With pianist Kirill Gerstein. 12.0 Earlier … With Jools Holland. Producer Fraser T Smith guests. 1.0 Key Changes: Radio 3’s Essential History of Classical Music. The impact of Mozart and Lorenzo da Ponte’s The Marriage of Figaro. 2.0 Record Review. Marina Frolova-Walker picks her five favourite recordings of music by Weber. 4.0 Sound of Cinema. Simon Franglen discusses the score to Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. 5.0 This Classical Life. Jess Gillam is joined by conductor Vasily Petrenko. (R) 6.0 Music Planet. BCUC share three tracks that have shaped their musical world. 7.0 BBC Proms 2026. Live from the Royal Albert Hall in London, Nicholas Collon conducts the Aurora Orchestra and mezzo Natalie Lewis in Mahler’s Symphony No 1 in D, performed from memory. It is preceded by a musical and dramatic exploration of the piece, with actors Jack Bardoe and Sarah Twomey. 9.45 Talking Music. Kate Molleson chats to composer Thea Musgrave. 10.30
9.30 Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 Tales of the Unexpected 10.30 Tales of the Unexpected 11.0 The Alfred Hitchcock Hour 12.0 The Alfred Hitchcock Hour 1.0 Grand Ole Opry: Opry Live 2.0 Discovering: Clint Eastwood 3.0
The African Queen (1951) 5.0 Katharine Hepburn: Call Me Kate 7.0 Pink Floyd: A Delicate Sound of Thunder 9.25 Pink Floyd: The Endless River 10.30 Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii 12.10 Pink Floyd: The Story of Wish You Were Here 1.30 The Genesis Songbook 2.50 Electric Light Orchestra: Live – The Early Years 3.50 Electric Light Orchestra: Discovery 4.50 Classic Albums 5.50 Sky Arts Ambassador Bursary Shorts
6.0 Milkshake! 9.0 Entertainment News (T) 9.10 Commonwealth Games 2026 (T) (R) 10.0 Secrets of the Royal Palaces (T) (R) 1.0 The Royals: Uncensored (T) 2.0 Yorkshire: A Year in the Wild (T) (R) 4.0 Live: UK’s Strongest Man 2026 (T) 6.55 News (T) 7.0 Sussex: Jewel of the South Coast (T)
8.0 Meghan Markle: Inside the Mind of a Duchess (T) (R) A profi le of the Duchess of Sussex, with experts giving insight into her motivations. 9.0 Harry & Meghan: Royal Hypocrites? (T) (R) A look at allegations against the pair of hypocrisy , examining whether they are just victims of press persecution.
10.30 Commonwealth Games 2026 (T) Highlights from day nine. 11.30 Scandal: The Major-Currie Aff air (T) (R) 1.0 Cruise TV (T) (R) 2.0 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (T) (R) 2.50 Motorway Cops: Catching Britain’s Speeders (T) (R) 3.45 Friends (T) (R) 4.35 The Highland Vet (T) (R) 5.25 Entertainment News (T)
New Music Show. A performance of Oliver Leith’s Good Day Good Day Bad Day Bad Day by by GBSR Duo at Tectonics Festival in Glasgow. 12.30 Through the Night
Radio 4 6.0am News and Papers 6.07 This Natural Life. Nature writer Patrick Barkham goes on a butterfly-spotting trip. (R) 6.30 Farming Today This Week 6.57 Weather 7.0 Today 9.0 What Happened to Counter- Culture? (R) 9.30 What’s Up Docs? (R) 10.0 You’re Dead to Me . Greg Jenner is joined by Dr Serena Dyer and comedian and actor Vic Michaelis to learn about the history of underwear in western Europe. (6/13) 10.30 The Kitchen Cabinet. Jay Rayner presents the culinary panel show. (5/6) 11.0 Radical (R) 11.30 From Our Own Correspondent 12.0 News 12.04 Toast . Sean Farrington examines the failure of retail chain Wilko. (1/4) 12.30 Current-ish (R) 12.57 Weather 1.0 News 1.10 Any Questions? (R) 2.05 Any Answers? 2.45 The Archers (R) 3.0 Waiting in the Wings. Drama, by Noël Coward. A group of retired actresses in a
7.0 Planet Earth: A Monkey’s Tale (T) (R) The life of a baby toque macaque in Sri Lanka. 7.05 Life on Earth (T) (R) The history of reptiles.
8.0
Monty Don Remembers:
Geoff Hamilton (T)
8.20 Gardeners’ World (T) (R)
A tribute to Geoff Hamilton.
8.50 Gardeners’ World (T) (R)
How to plant pak choi,
saladisi and chrysanthemum.
9.20 Geoff Hamilton: A Man and
His Garden – The Barnsdale
Story (T) (R)
9.50 The Sentinels (T)
10.30 The Sentinels (T)
11.15 Keeping Up Appearances (T)
(R) Nineties sitcom.
11.45 One Foot in the Grave (T) (R)
12.15 Lightning: Dangerous Earth
(T) (R) 12.45 Gardeners’
World (T) (R) 1.45 Geoff
Hamilton: A Man and His
Garden – The Barnsdale
Story (T) (R) 2.15 Life on
Earth (T) (R)
charity home reminisce about their careers. With Penelope Keith, Susan Jameson, Frances Jeater and Sorcha Cusack. (R) 4.30 Weekend Woman’s Hour. Kylie Pentelow presents last week’s highlights. 5.0 Saturday PM 5.30 Sliced Bread (R) 5.54 Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.0 News 6.15 Loose Ends. Stuart Maconie is joined by Mari Wilson, Fiona Allen, Olly Smith and Natalie Wildgoose. 7.0 Last Word: Doing Death Differently (R) 7.15 Changing the Odds (R) 8.0 Archive on 4: Sucking Up – A Guide to Sycophancy Through the Ages. Matthew Gwyther contemplates a society sympathetic to sycophancy. 9.0 Dead Rabbit: Omnibus – Part Two (R) 10.0 News 10.15 The Food Programme (R) 11.0 Olga Koch: OK Computer (R) 11.30 Brain of Britain (R) 12.0 News 12.15 Take Four Books (R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 As World Service 5.30 News Summary 5.34 Shipping Forecast 5.43 Bells on Sunday 5.45 In Touch (R)
8.40 Inheritance Tracks 8.45 Inner Voices (2/4) 9.0 The Random Jottings of Hinge and Bracket 9.30 Brothers in Law (5/13) 10.0 Charles Parker Prize 2026 11.0 Chicken Soup With Barley 12.30 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher 1.40 Inheritance Tracks 1.45 Inner Voices (2/4) 2.0 The Random Jottings of Hinge and Bracket 2.30 Brothers in Law (5/13) 3.0 Charles Parker Prize 2026 4.0 Howl’s Moving Castle 5.0 Chicken Soup With Barley 6.30 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher 7.40 Inheritance Tracks 7.45 Inner Voices (2/4) 8.0 The Random Jottings of Hinge and Bracket 8.30 Brothers in Law (5/13) 9.0 Charles Parker Prize 2026 10.0 Comedy Club: Any Bloke (2/6) 10.30 Tim Key’s Late Night Poetry Programme (4/4) 11.0 Tom Wrigglesworth’s Hang-Ups (4/6) 11.30 Radio Active (4/8) 12.0 Howl’s Moving Castle 1.0 Chicken Soup With Barley 2.30 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher 3.40 Inheritance Tracks 3.45 Inner Voices (2/4) 4.0 The Random Jottings of Hinge and Bracket 4.30 Brothers in Law (5/13) 5.0 Charles Parker Prize 2026
BBC Two ITV1 Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC Four
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.0 News (T) 10.0 Prayer and Refl ection (T) (R) 10.30 Pilgrimage (T) (R) 11.30 Money for Nothing (T) (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 1.0 News (T) 1.10 Weather for the Week Ahead (T) 1.15 Songs of Praise (T) 1.50 Escape to the Country (T) (R) 2.15 Puss in Boots (Chris Miller, 2011) (T) 3.35 The Mating Game (T) (R) 4.35 Homes Under the Hammer (T) (R) 5.35 News (T) 5.50 Regional News (T) 5.55 Weather (T) 6.0 Celebrity Escape to the Country (T) (R) 7.0 Countryfi le (T)
8.0 Antiques Roadshow (T) (R) At Brodie Castle in Morayshire, items include a shot put, a hammer and a brooch presented by Queen Victoria. 9.0 The Rapture (T) Gabs and Dick uncover evidence that Leonard is hiding something, while fl oods in India match Bethany’s drawings.
10.0 News (T) 10.25 Regional News (T) Weather 10.30 The Impossible (Juan Antonio Bayona, 2012) (T) A family are separated during a 2004 tsuanami in Thailand, Drama, starring Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor. 12.10 Who Do You Think You Are? (T) (R) 1.10 Weather for the Week Ahead (T) 1.15 News (T)
BBC Three 7.0pm EastEnders 7.30 EastEnders 8.0 EastEnders 8.30 EastEnders 9.0 Shabaz Asks: Are Billionaires Bad? 9.50 Gaia: A Death on Dancing Ledge 10.35 Gaia: A Death on Dancing Ledge 11.20 Gaia: A Death on Dancing Ledge 12.05 Kidnapped By My Mum 1.45 Top Gear 2.45 Doctor Who 3.45 Quiet Life
U&Dave 6.0am Teleshopping 7.10 Top Gear 8.0 Storage Hunters UK 8.30 Storage Hunters UK 9.0 Guy Martin: Proper Jobs 10.0 Guy Martin: Proper Jobs 11.0 Red Bull Soapbox Race 1.0 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 1.40 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 2.20 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 3.0 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure 4.0 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure 5.0 Would I Lie to You? 5.40 Would I Lie to You? 6.20 Would I Lie to You? 7.0 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 8.0 Special Ops: Crime Squad UK 9.0 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 10.0 QI 10.40 Mock the Week 11.20 Mock the Week
6.40 A to Z of TV Gardening (T) (R) 7.25 Glorious Gardens from Above (T) (R) 8.10 Countryfi le (T) (R) 9.05 Best of Weatherman Walking (T) 9.35 Beechgrove Garden (T) (R) 10.05 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (T) 11.35 Indian Food Made Easy (T) (R) 12.35 Loch Ness ( 1996) (T) 2.15 Cricket: The Hundred (T) MI London Women v Manchester Super Giants Women (start-time 2.30pm).6.0 Cricket: The Hundred (T) MI London Men v Manchester Super Giants Men (start-time 6pm)
9.30 Live at the Apollo (T) (R) Nabil Abdulrashid hosts the show from London’s Hammersmith Apollo, introducing standup routines by fellow comedians Jake Lambert and Rachel Fairburn.
10.0 Shakespeare in Love (John Madden, 1998) (T) Period romantic comedy, starring Joseph Fiennes and Gwyneth Paltrow. 11.55 Golf: Women’s Open Highlights 2026 (T) Action from the fourth and fi nal day . 12.55 Sign Zone Ann Droid (T) (R) 1.25 The Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke (T) (R)
Film4 11.0am Anne of the Thousand Days (1969) 1.55 Oliver! (1968) 4.50 The Call of the Wild (2020) 6.45 Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) 9.0 Captain Phillips (2013)Thriller, starring Tom Hanks. 11.40
Withnail & I (1987) Cult black comedy, starring Richard E Grant and Paul McGann. 1.50
Can You Ever Forgive Me? (2018)
12.0 Live at the Apollo 1.0 Live at the Apollo 2.0 QI XL 3.0 Parks and Recreation 3.25 Parks and Recreation 4.0 Teleshopping
E4 6.0am Hollyoaks Omnibus 7.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 8.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 9.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.05 The Simpsons 12.40 The Simpsons 1.10 The Simpsons 1.40 The Simpsons 2.10 The Simpsons 2.40 The Simpsons 3.10 The Simpsons 3.40 The Simpsons 4.10
Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (2005) 6.0 The Great Australian Bake Off 7.15 Cruising Paradise: Above and Below Deck 8.20 The Simpsons Movie (2007) 10.0 American Pie: The Wedding (2003). Comedy sequel, starring Jason Biggs. 11.55 Gogglebox 1.0 Gogglebox 2.05 Below Deck: Mediterranean 2.55 Below Deck: Mediterranean 3.40 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.05 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus
PBS America 6.0am Teleshopping 8.0 Spy Ops 8.55 Spy Ops 10.05 Sicily: The Conquered Isle 11.30 Sicily: The Conquered Isle 1.0 Spy Ops 2.0 Spy Ops 3.05 Spy Ops 4.10 Spy Ops 5.20 Spy Ops 6.20 Spy Ops 7.20 Spy Ops 8.15 Spy Ops 9.05 Sicily: The Conquered Isle 10.30 Sicily: The Conquered Isle 12.0 Spy Ops 1.0 Weathered: Earth’s Extremes 2.0 Teleshopping
Sky One 6.0am S.W.A.T 6.55 S.W.A.T 7.50 S.W.A.T 8.45 A Cheetah’s Pride 9.45 Macaque Island 10.45 The Hundred Live 2.0 The Simpsons 2.30 The Simpsons 3.0 The Simpsons 3.30 Best
6.0 James Martin’s American Adventure (T) (R) 7.0 James Martin’s Saturday Morning (T) (R) 9.25 News (T) 9.30 Love Your Weekend (T) (R) 11.30 Fern Britton: Inside the Vet’s (T) 12.30 Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy (T) (R) 1.0 News and Weather (T) 1.10 Force of Nature (T) (R) 2.10 The Man With the Golden Gun ( 1974) (T) 4.35 The Chase Celebrity Special (T) (R) 5.35 The Chase Around the World (T) (R) 6.30 News and Weather (T) 6.45 Regional News and Weather (T) 7.0 Force of Nature (T)
8.0 Van Der Valk (T) New series. Two whistleblowers who could bring down the matriarch of a criminal empire are under police protection. But when the fi rst informant is murdered, the team must ensure the second makes it to court. Crime drama, with Marc Warren and Maimie McCoy.
10.0 News (T) Weather 10.15 Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (Edward Zwick, 2016) (T) The vigilante tries to save an army major framed for murder. Action thriller sequel, starring Tom Cruise . 12.25 Shop on TV 3.0 Motorsport UK (T) (R) 3.50 Unwind With ITV (T) 5.05 Dickinson’s Real Deal (T) (R)
Medicine 4.30 Animal Control 5.0 Animal Control 5.30 Animal Control 6.0 Animal Control 6.30 Animal Control 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 David Attenborough’s Dragons and Damsels 9.0 Micky Flanagan: If Ever We Needed It 10.15
Rambo III (1988) 12.15 La Brea 1.15 La Brea 2.10 The Walking Dead: Dead City 3.10 Road Wars 4.05 Road Wars 5.0 Highway Patrol 5.30 Highway Patrol
Sky Arts 6.0am Making a Maestro 7.0 Making a Maestro 8.0 Making a Maestro 9.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.30 Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 Tales of the Unexpected 10.30 Tales of the Unexpected 11.0 The Alfred Hitchcock
Ramy, Channel 4
6.20 Cheers (T) (R) (T) (R) 7.15 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 8.30 Frasier (T) (R) 10.0 Sunday Brunch (T) 1.0 Jamie Cooks the Mediterranean (T) (R) 2.0 Our Farm Next Door: Amanda, Clive and Kids (T) (R) 3.05 Britain’s Favourite Railway Stations With Si King (T) (R) 4.05 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It Or List It: Brilliant Builds (T) (R) 4.35 Sister Act (Emile Ardolino, 1992) (T) 6.30 News (T) 7.0 Gogglebox (T)
8.0 Richard E Grant’s Very Modern Odyssey (T) New series. T he actor retraces the route of Odysseus in Homer’s Greek classic The Odyssey. 9.0 The Piano (T) Claudia Winkleman and Mika are joined at London Bridge station by Jools Holland, where a 10-year-old gets the whole station singing.
10.05 Erin Brockovich (Steven Soderbergh, 2000) (T) Fact-based drama . 12.30 Ramy (T) 1.40 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (R) 2.35 Mr & Mrs ’55 Remembered (T) (R) 2.50
Mr & Mrs ’55 ( 1955) 5.20 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It Or List It: Brilliant Builds (T) (R) 5.50 Countdown (T) (R)
Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast 9.0 Sunday Morning 12.0 Private Passions. Michael Berkeley is joined by musician Suzanne Vega. (R) 1.30 Music Map. Sara Mohr-Pietsch explores Bizet’s Carmen Suite No 1. (R) 3.0 Sofi Jeannin: Singing Together. The collective singing experience for young people. (3/3) (R) 4.0 Jazz Record Requests 5.0 The Early Music Show . A concert by Contre Le Temps at York Early Music festival. 6.0 Choral Evensong (R) 7.0 New Generation Artists . The Kleio Quartet perform Haydn’s Frog Quartet. 7.30 BBC Proms 2026 . Paavo Järvi conducts the BBC Symphony Orchestra and violinist Leonidas Kavakos in Dani Howard’s Concerto for Brass, “Signal”, Tchaikovsky’s Violin Concerto in D and Scriabin’s Symphony No 2 in C minor. 10.0 Night Tracks 11.30 Unclassified (R) 12.30 Through the Night
Hour 12.0 The Alfred Hitchcock Hour 1.0 Cirque Du Soleil: Varekai 3.0 André Rieu: Live in Malta 4.30 Classic Artists: Cream 7.0 Grand Ole Opry: Opry Live 8.0
Murder By Decree (1978) 10.20 Johnson & Knopfler’s Music Legends 11.20 Gary Moore: One Night in Dublin 12.40 Jeff Beck: Live in Tokyo 2.40 BB King: Live in Concert at the Royal Albert Hall 4.25 Discovering: Eagles 4.50 Classic Albums 5.50 Sky Arts Ambassador Bursary Shorts
Sky Atlantic 6.0am Fish Town 7.0 Fish Town 8.0 Billions 9.10 Billions 10.15 Homicide: Life on the Street 11.20 Homicide: Life on the Street 12.25 The White Lotus 1.35 The White Lotus 2.40 The White Lotus 3.50 The White Lotus 5.0 The White Lotus 6.15 The White Lotus 7.30 The White Lotus 9.0 House of the Dragon 10.15 Gomorrah: The Origins 11.20 Gomorrah: The Origins 12.15 Homicide: Life on the Street 1.10 Homicide: Life on the Street 2.0 House of the Dragon 3.15 Billions 4.20 The Guest Wing 5.10 The Guest Wing
Radio 4 6.0am News 6.05 Heart and Soul (R) 6.35 On Your Farm . Charlotte Smith visits a farm in Worcestershire that grows samphire under
6.0 Milkshake! 9.0 Entertainment News (T) 9.15 Rango (Gore Verbinski, 2011) (T) 11.30 Commonwealth Games 2026 (T) (R) 12.30 Happy Campers: The Caravan Park (T) (R) 1.30 Cruising With Susan Calman (T) (R) 2.30 Jane McDonald’s Yorkshire: No Place Like Home (T) (R) 4.0 Live: UK’s Strongest Man 2026 (T) 6.55 News (T) 7.0 The 1970s Diet: Could It Work for You? (T) (R) 7.0 The Fairytale Castles of King Ludwig II With Dan Cruickshank (T) (R) The aesthetics associated with the Bavarian monarch.
8.0 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly (T) (R) An 11-year-old beagle has an insatiable appetite and two cockapoos won’t stop barking . 9.0 Inside the Four Seasons: Park Lane (T) New series. Behind the scenes of the fi ve-star London hotel. Julian at the concierge desk takes on a last-minute mission .
10.0 Commonwealth Games 2026
(T) Highlights from the fi nal
day in Glasgow .
11.05 JFK Assassination: Inside
the Trauma Room (T) (R)
1.0
Cruise TV (T) (R) 2.0 GPs:
Behind Closed Doors (T) (R)
2.50 Holiday Scams (T) (R)
3.40 Friends (T) (R) 4.30 The
Highland Vet (T) (R) 5.20
Entertainment News (T)
glass. 6.57 Weather 7.0 News 7.0 Sunday Papers 7.10 Sunday 7.54 Radio 4 Appeal 7.57 Weather 8.0 News 8.0 Sunday Papers (R) 8.10 Sunday Worship . A service from Christ Church, Port Sunlight, Wirral. 8.48 Witness History (R) 8.58 Tweet of the Day 9.0 Broadcasting House 10.0 Desert Island Discs . With businesswoman Emma Grede. 11.0 The Archers: Omnibus (R) 12.15 Last Word (R) 12.30 Just a Minute (R) 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World This Weekend 1.30 Britain’s Robot Army. Former army officer Will Robson investigates how modern technology is shaping modern warfare. 2.0 Gardeners’ Question Time (R) 2.45 NatureBang (R) 3.0 Trouble in Mind. Drama, by Alice Childress. With opening night approaching, Wiletta’s growing unease with the play and her character comes to a head. (2/2) 4.0 Bookclub . Janice Hallett speaks to a live audience about her debut novel, The Appeal. 4.30 Brain of Britain (2/17) 5.0 Witness History (R) 5.10 Church Going, With Giles Fraser (R) 5.54 Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.0 News 6.15
8.0 Cairngorms: A Year in the Wild (T) (R) An exploration of Britain’s largest national park through the eyes of people who live and work there . 9.0 Great Violinists at the Proms (T) Katie Derham presents a look at some of the great performances on the violin that have graced the Royal Albert Hall stage.
10.0 Bill Paterson Remembers:
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Pick of the Week 7.0 The Archers 7.15 Precious Stones. Jenny Hill recalls how her father’s death left her family with the problem of what to do with his massive rock collection. 7.45 Just One Thing With Michael Mosley (R) 8.0 Feedback (R) 8.30 Last Word (R) 9.0 Toast (R) 9.26 Radio 4 Appeal (R) 9.30 From Our Own Correspondent (R) 9.59 Weather 10.0 John Simpson’s Dictators. The journalist recalls the autocrats he has encountered. (R) 11.0 Great Lives. Dr Hannah Critchlow on Prof Colin Blakemore. (R) 11.30 More Wow (R) 11.45 Short Works. Take It to the Bridge, by Gareth Ceredig. (R) 12.0 News and Weather 12.15 Inside Health (R) 12.45 Bells on Sunday (R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 As World Service 5.0 News 5.04 Last Word (R) 5.32 Weather 5.34 Shipping Forecast 5.43 Prayer for the Day 5.45 Farming Today
Radio 4 Extra 6.45am David Attenborough’s Life Stories 7.0 Poetry Extra 7.30 Sounds Like London: 100 Years of Black Music in the Capital 8.40 Inheritance
Tracks 8.50 Small Island 10.0 Know Your Place (6/8) 10.30 Take It from Here 11.45 David Attenborough’s Life Stories 12.0 Poetry Extra 12.30 Sounds Like London: 100 Years of Black Music in the Capital 1.40 Inheritance Tracks 1.50 Small Island 3.0 Know Your Place (6/8) 3.30 Take It from Here 4.0 Calls from Far Away 4.45 Summer Ghosts (3/3) 5.45 David Attenborough’s Life Stories 6.0 Poetry Extra 6.30 Sounds Like London: 100 Years of Black Music in the Capital 7.40 Inheritance Tracks 7.50 Small Island 9.0 Know Your Place (6/8) 9.30 Take It from Here 10.0 Comedy Club: Revolting People (5/6) 10.30 Alexei Sayle’s Strangers on a Train (5/6) 10.55 The Comedy Club Interview 11.0 In and Out of the Kitchen (3/6) 11.30 Electric Ink (5/6) 12.0 Calls from Far Away 12.45 Summer Ghosts (3/3) 1.45 David Attenborough’s Life Stories 2.0 Poetry Extra 2.30 Sounds Like London: 100 Years of Black Music in the Capital 3.40 Inheritance Tracks 3.50 Small Island 5.0 Know Your Place (6/8) 5.30 Take It from Here
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6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.30 Animal Park (T) (R) 10.15 Trace, Track, Get My Car Back (T) (R) 10.45 Expert Witness (T) (R) 11.15 Homes Under the Hammer (T) (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) 1.0 News (T) 1.35 Regional News and Weather (T) 1.45 News (T) 2.0 Money for Nothing (T) 2.45 Escape to the Country (T) (R) 3.45 The Bidding Room (T) 4.30 The Answer Run (T) 5.15 Pointless (T) (R) 6.0 News (T) 6.30 Regional News and Weather (T) 7.0 The One Show (T) 7.30 EastEnders (T)
8.0 Panorama: Britain’s Strictest Schools (T) The policies of the Athena Learning Trust in Devon and Cornwall . 8.30 Scam Interceptors (T) (R) A man believes he will be arrested if he doesn’t pay up. 9.0 The Rapture (T) Gabs fi nally meets Anika Drake, while new nurse Siobhan raises suspicions at Oxsmith.
10.0 News (T) 10.30 Regional News (T) Weather 10.45 The Mist (Frank Darabont, 2007) (T) A strange fog concealing ravenous monsters envelops a town. Sci-fi horror, starring Thomas Jane and Andre Braugher. 12.40 Weather for the Week Ahead (T) 12.45 News (T)
BBC Three 7.0pm The Catch Up 7.05 Deadly 60 7.30 Deadly 60 8.0 The Great British Sewing Bee 9.0 Top Gear Patagonia Special 10.05 Top Gear Patagonia Special 11.10 Icons of Football 12.10 Tommy: The Good. The Bad. The Fury 2.40 A Better Place 2.55 BBC New Comedy Awards 2024 3.25 BBC New Comedy Awards 2024
U&Dave 6.0am Teleshopping 7.25 Top Gear 8.20 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 10.20 Rick Stein’s Spain 11.20 Yukon Gold 12.20 Top Gear 2.20 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 3.0 Martin Clunes: Islands of America 4.0 Rick Stein’s Spain 6.0 The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best 7.0 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 8.20 Would I Lie to You? 9.0 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 10.0 QI XL 11.0 Taskmaster 12.0 Mock the Week 12.40 Would I Lie to You? 1.20 Would I Lie to You? 2.0 QI XL 3.05 Richard Osman’s House of Games 3.35 Parks and Recreation 4.0 Teleshopping
6.30 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 7.15 Money for Nothing (T) (R) 8.0 Sign Zone: The Repair Shop (T) (R) 9.0 News (T) 1.0 Richard Osman’s House of Games (T) (R) 1.30 The Finish Line (T) (R) 2.15 Do You Know Your Place? (T) (R) 2.45 The Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation (T) (R) 3.45 The Farmers’ Country Showdown (T) (R) 4.30 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (T) (R) 5.15 Flog It! (T) (R) 6.0 Richard Osman’s House of Games (T) (R) 7.0 Global Eye (T) 7.30 Mastermind (T)
8.0 Only Connect (T) Hosted by Victoria Coren Mitchell . 8.30 University Challenge (T) Guildhall School of Music and Drama takes on Darwin College, Cambridge. 9.0 Evolution (T) Chris Packham studies dolphins to fi nd answers to how intelligence evolved, from light-sensing cells to conscious thought.
10.0 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing (T) (R) The pair visit the Norfolk Broads. 10.30 Newsnight (T) Weather 11.05 Sing Sing (Greg Kwedar, 2023) (T) Prison drama, starring Colman Domingo and Sean San Jose. 12.45 Sign Zone Countryfi le (T) (R) 1.40 Bergerac (T) (R) 2.25 This Is BBC Two (T)
E4 6.0am Hollyoaks 6.30 Hollyoaks 6.55 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 7.0 Couples Come Dine With Me 8.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.0 America’s Funniest Home Videos 11.0 Below Deck: Mediterranean 12.0 The Simpsons 2.0 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3.0 Modern Family 3.30 Modern Family 4.0 Modern Family 4.30 Modern Family 5.0 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.0 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Vanderpump Rules 9.0 Below Deck Down Under 10.0 Gogglebox 11.0 Naked Attraction 12.05 First Dates 1.10 Vanderpump Rules 2.10 Below Deck Down Under 3.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.55 The Simpsons 4.20 The Simpsons 4.45 The Goldbergs 5.10 The Goldbergs 5.35 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) 9.0
Twister (1996) 11.15 Beast (2022) 1.05 Monster Hunter (2020)
PBS America 6.0am Teleshopping 8.0 America the Bountiful 8.50 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 9.50 Pirates: Behind the Legends 10.50 The Anti-Soviet Fighters 12.0 Hitler’s Gold 1.0 America the Bountiful 1.35 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 2.35 Hitler’s Gold 3.40 Pirates: Behind the Legends 4.40 The Anti-Soviet Fighters 5.50 Hitler’s Gold 6.55 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 7.55 Pirates: Behind the Legends 8.55 The Anti-Soviet Fighters 10.0 Hitler’s Gold 11.0 Pirates: Behind the Legends 12.0 The Anti-Soviet Fighters 1.10 America the Bountiful 2.0 Teleshopping
Sky One 6.0am Mornings 6.30 Mornings 7.0 Mornings With Ridge and Frost 7.30 Mornings With Ridge and Frost 8.0 Stargate SG-1 9.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.0 Will & Grace 10.30 Will & Grace 11.0 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.0 Big
Film4 11.0am Paw Patrol: The Movie (2021) 12.40
Prince Valiant (1954) 2.45 Mr Hobbs Takes a Vacation (1962) 5.0 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) 6.50 The
6.0 Good Morning Britain (T) 10.0 This Morning (T) 1.30 News and Weather (T) 1.55 Local News and Weather (T) 2.0 Dickinson’s Real Deal (T) (R) 3.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 4.0 Tipping Point (T) (R) 5.0 The Chase (T) (R) 6.0 Local News and Weather (T) 6.30 News and Weather (T) 7.30 Fletchers’ Family Farm (T) (R)
8.0 Emmerdale (T) Cain has an important conversation , and Nicola’s excitement fades. 8.30 Coronation Street (T) Cassie bids an emotional farewell to her family . 9.0 Long Lost Family: Born Without Trace (T) New series. Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell investigate cases from 1983 and 1960.
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12.45 Shop on TV 3.0 The Staircase
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Cat Country 1.0 Hawaii Five-0 2.0 Hawaii Five-0 3.0 S.W.A.T 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.0 Animal Control 6.30 Animal Control 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Agatha Raisin 9.0 Agatha Raisin 10.0 Last Week Tonight With John Oliver 10.45 Animal Control 11.15 Animal Control 11.45 Grimm 12.40 The Force: Manchester 1.35 Road Wars 2.0 Best Medicine 3.0 Hawaii Five-0 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 S.W.A.T
Sky Arts 6.0am LSO: Rattle Conducts Brahms and Shostakovich 8.0 The Joy of Painting 8.30 The Joy of Painting 9.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.30 Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 10.30 Alfred
Sky Atlantic 6.0am Fish Town 8.0 Billions 9.05 Billions 10.15 Task 11.25 Task 12.30 Homicide: Life on the Street 2.30 Billions 4.40 Task 5.45 Task 6.50 True Detective: Night Country 7.55 True Detective: Night Country 9.0 House of the Dragon 10.15 The Last of Us 11.20 Dune: Prophecy 12.30 Task 1.40 Task 2.50 Billions 5.05 The Guest Wing
Sally Magnusson Remembers: Mastermind
6.30 The King of Queens (T) (R) 7.45 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.10 Frasier (T) (R) 11.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (R) 12.05 News (T) 12.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (T) (R) 1.10 The Great House Giveaway (T) (R) 2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 A Place in the Sun (T) (R) 4.0 Saving Country Houses With Penelope Keith (T) (R) 5.0 Chateau DIY (T) (R) 6.0 American Pickers (T) (R) 7.0 News (T)
8.0 Dover 24/7: Britain’s Busiest Port (T) Border Force offi cers are on the hunt for illegal meat being smuggled into the UK, while police offi cers are on a stakeout . 9.0 Celebrity Hunted (T) New series. Competitors include Brian and Lucy Conley, Amy Dowden and Carlos Gu, and Scarlette and Stuart Douglas.
10.0 Secret Lives of Gypsy Wives
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11.05 Surgery Secrets of the
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12.05 Secrets of the Celebrity Sex
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5.40 Sunday Brunch (T) (R)
5.50 Countdown (T) (R)
Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast 9.30 Essential Classics 1.0 Classical Live. From the Proms, Sakari Oramo conducts the BBC Symphony Orchestra in Sibelius’s Symphony No 2. Plus, at the Ryedale festival, Dvořák’s Piano Quintet No 2 in A major, Op 81, from the Aris Quartet and pianist Lukas Sternath. 4.0 Composer of the Week: Mozart (1/5) 5.0 In Tune. With live music by pianist Alexandra Dariescu. 7.0 BBC Proms 2026 . Live from the Royal Albert Hall, Thomas Søndergård conducts the Royal Scottish National Orchestra and pianist Kirill Gerstein in Knussen’s Flourish With Fireworks, Rachmaninov’s Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini and Shostakovich’s Symphony No 11 in G minor, “The Year 1905”. 10.0 Night Tracks 11.30 ’Round Midnight 12.30 Through the Night
Hitchcock Presents 11.0 Discovering: Peter O’Toole 12.0 The Movies 1.0 Tales of the Unexpected 1.30 Tales of the Unexpected 2.0 The Alfred Hitchcock Hour 3.0 The Seventies 4.0 Discovering: Joan Fontaine 5.0 Portrait Artist of the Year 2021 6.0 Tales of the Unexpected 6.30 Tales of the Unexpected 7.0 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 7.30 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 8.0 André Rieu: Happy Days Are Here Again 11.0 Brian and Roger Eno Live at the Acropolis 12.40 Up Late With Nicola Benedetti 2.15 Peter and the Wolf 3.45 Opera North’s Resonance 4.0 The Sky Arts Book Club Summer Reads Special 5.0 The Movies
Radio 4 6.0am Today 9.0 Across the Red Line . Anne McElvoy chairs a discussion on falling birth rates. (2/3) 9.30 How Did We Get Here?: No World Order. Tristan Redman examines the
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8.0 Street Cops: Catching the Yobs (T) Police pursue a suspected stolen SUV in Corby, and Northampton PCs are called to deal with a loud aggressive drunk. 9.0 Fare Dodgers: At War With the Law (T) New series. Transport for London investigator Lisa pursues a suspected fare evader .
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decade in which China reshaped its relationship with the international system. (2/6) 10.0 Woman’s Hour 11.0 Behind the Crime. Forensic psychologists Sally Tilt and Kerensa Hocken interview a man who spent years in a violent, lawless Ecuadorian prison for drug trafficking.( 1/3) 11.45 Tony Hawks Is Giving Nothing Away (R) 12.0 News 12.04 You and Yours 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World at One 1.45 The Bare Necessities. Dan Richards meets people gathering life skills to survive in troubled times. (1/5) 2.0 The Archers (R) 2.15 Alone (R) 2.45 NatureBang . Becky Ripley and Emily Knight discuss giving rights to rivers and forests. (2/5) 3.0 A Good Read . With education activist Dr Vee Kativhu and actor Susie Riddell. (9/9) 3.30 You’re Dead to Me (R) 4.0 Britain’s Robot Army (R) 4.30 The Kitchen Cabinet (R) 5.0 PM 5.57 Weather 6.0 News 6.30 Just a Minute. With Paul Merton, Zoe Lyons, Catherine Bohart and Paterson Joseph. (3/6) 7.0 The Archers 7.15 Front Row 8.0 The Briefing Room (R) 8.30
7.0 Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean on Earth (T) (R) Life in the warm waters of the tropical Atlantic.
8.0 The Art of Spain (T) (R) Series exploring the infl uences on Spanish art . 9.0 Sally Magnusson Remembers: Mastermind (T) The presenter’s memories of her father, Magnus. 9.20 Mastermind 1972 Final (T) (R) With Magnus Magnusson. 9.50 Call My Bluff (T) (R) Hosted by Robert Robinson .
10.20 Becoming Frida Kahlo (T) (R) Last in the series. 11.20 Turner: The Man Who Painted Britain (T) (R) Chronicling the artist JMW Turner’s life, including his tragic childhood . 12.20 Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean on Earth (T) (R) 1.20 Becoming Frida Kahlo (T) (R) 2.20 The Art of Spain (T) (R)
Inside Science (R) 9.0 Across the Red Line (R) 9.30 How Did We Get Here? (R) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Vicar of Wakefield. By Oliver Goldsmith. (1/10) 11.0 Intimacy. Liza builds trust with the cast, but tensions with Gary deepen. (2/4) 11.30 Hollywood and the Adland Five (R) 12.0 News and Weather 12.30 Tony Hawks Is Giving Nothing Away (R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 As World Service 5.0 News Summary 5.04 Britain’s Robot Army (R) 5.32 Weather 5.34 Shipping Forecast 5.43 Prayer for the Day 5.45 Farming Today
Army (12/20) 1.0 Dr Phil’s Bedside Manner (2/4) 1.30 Following Pappano (1/5) 1.45 Small Island (6/15) 2.0 Wordaholics (3/6) 2.30 A Whole ’Nother Story (3/6) 3.0 When Marnie Was There 4.0 Screenshot (3/6) 4.45 Witness History 5.0 Raffles (6/6) 5.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (1/5) 6.0 Control Group Six (3/4) 6.30 Dad’s Army (12/20) 7.0 Dr Phil’s Bedside Manner (2/4) 7.30 Following Pappano (1/5) 7.45 Small Island (6/15) 8.0 Wordaholics (3/6) 8.30 A Whole ’Nother Story (3/6) 9.0 When Marnie Was There 10.0 Comedy Club: Just a Minute (2/6) 10.30 Listen Against (4/4) 10.55 The Comedy Club Interview 11.0 Current-ish (2/3) 11.30 The In Crowd (1/5) 12.0 Screenshot (3/6) 12.45 Witness History 1.0 Raffles (6/6) 1.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (1/5) 2.0 Control Group Six (3/4) 2.30 Dad’s Army (12/20) 3.0 Dr Phil’s Bedside Manner (2/4) 3.30 Following Pappano (1/5) 3.45 Small Island (6/15) 4.0 Wordaholics (3/6) 4.30 A Whole ’Nother Story (3/6) 5.0 When Marnie Was There
Radio 4 Extra 6.0am Raffles (6/6) 6.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (1/5) 7.0 Control Group Six (3/4) 7.30 Dad’s Army (12/20) 8.0 Dr Phil’s Bedside Manner (2/4) 8.30 Following Pappano (1/5) 8.45 Small Island (6/15) 9.0 Just a Minute (2/6) 9.30 Behind the Taverna (1/5) 9.45 Daily Service 10.0 Screenshot (3/6) 10.45 Witness History 11.0 Raffles (6/6) 11.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (1/5) 12.0 Control Group Six (3/4) 12.30 Dad’s
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6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.30 Animal Park (T) (R) 10.15 Trace, Track, Get My Car Back (T) (R) 10.45 Expert Witness (T) (R) 11.15 Homes Under the Hammer (T) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 1.0 News (T) 1.35 Regional News and Weather (T) 1.45 News (T) 2.0 Money for Nothing (T) 2.45 Escape to the Country (T) (R) 3.45 The Bidding Room (T) (R) 4.30 The Answer Run (T) 5.15 Pointless (T) (R) 6.0 News (T) 6.30 Regional News and Weather (T) 7.0 The One Show (T) 7.30 EastEnders (T)
8.0 The Great British Sewing Bee (T) The sewers make a folkloric top, structural garments out of tablecloths and outfi ts inspired by Mexican festivals. 9.0 Murder 24/7 (T) The fi rst of a two-part investigation into the 2025 murder of 54-year-old Jamie Gawler . Continues tomorrow.
10.0 News (T) 10.30 Regional News (T) Weather 10.40 Robin Hood (Ridley Scott, 2010) (T) An archer faces a plot by a knight to bring about a French conquest of England. Medieval adventure, starring Russell Crowe . 12.50 Weather for the Week Ahead (T) 12.55 News (T)
BBC Three 7.0pm The Catch Up 7.05 Deadly 60 7.30 Deadly 60 8.0 Top Gear 9.0 Survivor Australia 10.30 Survivor Australia 11.50 Confessions of a Steroid Gang 12.20 Confessions of a Steroid Gang 12.50 Confessions of a Steroid Gang 1.20 Zara McDermott: Disordered Eating 2.20 Kidnapped By My Mum
U&Dave 6.0am Teleshopping 7.25 Top Gear 8.20 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 9.20 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 10.20 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 11.20 Yukon Gold 12.20 Top Gear 1.20 Top Gear 2.20 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 3.0 Martin Clunes: Islands of America 4.0 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 5.0 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 6.0 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 7.0 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 8.20 Would I Lie to You? 9.0 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 10.0 QI XL 11.0 Taskmaster 12.0 Mock the Week 12.40 Would I Lie to You? 1.20 Would I Lie to You? 2.0 QI XL
6.30 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 7.15 The Bidding Room (T) (R) 8.0 Sign Zone: The Great British Sewing Bee (T) (R) 9.0 News (T) 1.0 Richard Osman’s House of Games (T) (R) 1.30 The Finish Line (T) (R) 2.15 Do You Know Your Place? (T) (R) 2.45 Cricket: The Hundred (T) Sunrisers Leeds Women v London Spirit Women (start- time 3pm). 6.0 Cricket: The Hundred (T) Sunrisers Leeds Men v London Spirit Men (start-time 6.30pm).
9.30 The Vampire Lestat: Interview With the Vampire (T) An illicit old ally of Lestat boards the dazed band’s tour bus, while some familiar faces await at their next stop.
10.15 It Happened to Me: I Was Jailed in Japan for Ketamine (T) A British woman whose drug addiction landed her in a Japanese prison. 10.30 Newsnight (T) Weather 11.05 The Last Bus (Gillies MacKinnon, 2021) (T) Drama, starring Timothy Spall . 12.30 Sign Zone Uncanny (T) (R) 1.30 This Is BBC Two (T)
2.50 Richard Osman’s House of Games 3.35 Parks and Recreation 4.0 Teleshopping
E4 6.0am Hollyoaks 6.55 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 7.0 Couples Come Dine With Me 8.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.0 America’s Funniest Home Videos 11.0 Below Deck: Mediterranean 12.0 The Simpsons 2.0 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3.0 Modern Family 5.0 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Vanderpump Rules 9.0 Below Deck Down Under 10.0 First Dates: Valentine’s Special 2020 11.0 Naked Attraction 12.05 Gogglebox 1.05 Vanderpump Rules 2.10 Below Deck Down Under 3.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.50 The Simpsons 4.40 The Goldbergs 5.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Film4 11.0am Robot Dreams (2023) 1.05
Drums Along the Mohawk (1939) 3.10
The Mark of Zorro (1974) 4.45 Rat Race (2001) 6.55
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) 9.0
My Stepmother Is
An Alien (1988) 11.15
Under the Skin (2013) 1.25 How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2017)
PBS America 6.0am Teleshopping 8.0 America the Bountiful 8.35 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 9.40 Pirates: Behind the Legends 10.40 Iron Curtain: Living Under Soviet Occupation 11.55 Hitler’s Gold 1.0 America the Bountiful 1.35 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 2.35 Hitler’s Gold 3.35 Pirates: Behind the Legends 4.35 Iron Curtain: Living Under Soviet Occupation 5.50 Hitler’s Gold 6.50 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 7.50 Pirates: Behind the Legends 8.50 Iron Curtain: Living Under Soviet Occupation 10.0 Hitler’s Gold 11.0 Pirates: Behind the Legends 12.0 Iron Curtain: Living Under Soviet Occupation 1.15 America the Bountiful 2.0 Teleshopping
Sky One 6.0am Mornings 6.30 Mornings 7.0 Mornings With Ridge and Frost 7.30 Mornings With Ridge and Frost 8.0 Stargate SG-1 9.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.0 Will &
6.0 Good Morning Britain (T) 10.0 This Morning (T) 1.30 News and Weather (T) 1.55 Local News and Weather (T) 2.0 Dickinson’s Real Deal (T) (R) 3.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 4.0 Tipping Point (T) (R) 5.0 The Chase (T) (R) 6.0 Local News and Weather (T) 6.30 News and Weather (T) 7.30 Inside the Langham: Britain’s First Grand Hotel (T)
8.0 Emmerdale (T) Cain decides now is the time and Nicola makes a worrying discovery. 8.30 Coronation Street (T) Dylan ends up unconscious after a confrontation with Brody . 9.0 Cold Case Forensics: A Death on the Nile (T) The mysterious, sudden death of a British solicitor while on a romantic holiday in Egypt.
10.0 News (T) Weather 10.30 Local News (T) Weather 10.45 Bad Boys II (Michael Bay, 2003) (T) Two cops set out to stop a drug lord . Comedy thriller sequel, starring Will Smith . 1.10 Shop on TV 3.0 The Summit (T) (R) 3.50 Unwind With ITV (T) 5.05 Long Lost Family: Born Without Trace (T) (R)
Grace 10.30 Will & Grace 11.0 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.0 Big Cat Country 1.0 Hawaii Five-0 2.0 Hawaii Five-0 3.0 S.W.A.T 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.0 Animal Control 7.0 The Simpsons 8.0 Best Medicine 9.0 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 10.0 The ’Burbs 10.55 Animal Control 11.55 Grimm 12.50 The Force: Manchester 1.45 Road Wars 3.0 Hawaii Five-0 4.0 S.W.A.T
Sky Arts 6.0am Classic FM’s Rising Stars With Julian Lloyd Webber 2025 7.0 Bagpipes: A Celebration 8.0 The Joy of Painting 9.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.30 Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Hotel Chocolat Unwrapped, Channel 4
6.30 The King of Queens (T) (R) 7.45 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.10 Frasier (T) (R) 11.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (R) 12.05 News (T) 12.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (T) (R) 1.10 The Great House Giveaway (T) (R) 2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 A Place in the Sun (T) (R) 4.0 Saving Country Houses With Penelope Keith (T) (R) 5.0 Chateau DIY (T) (R) 6.0 American Pickers (T) (R) 7.0 News (T)
8.0 Hotel Chocolat Unwrapped (T) Chocolatier Yodi dreams up limited-edition drinking chocolate fl avours, while founder Angus gears up for the Chicago store opening. 9.0 Celebrity Hunted (T) Two of the fugitives drop in on a celebrity colleague, and another pair make a bold move by going on live TV .
10.0 Gogglebox (T) (R)
11.05 Secret Lives of Gypsy
Wives (T) (R)
12.05 Naked Attraction (T) (R)
1.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (T)
(R) 1.55
Breakthrough
( 2019) (T) 3.50 Couples
Come Dine With Me (T) (R)
4.45 The Piano (T) (R) 5.40
Find It, Fix It, Flog It (T) (R)
5.50 Countdown (T) (R)
Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast 9.30 Essential Classics 1.0 Classical Live. From the Proms, Delyana Lazarova conducts the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra and violinist Alena Baeva in Korngold’s Violin Concerto in D major, Op 35. Plus, from the Ryedale festival, Schubert’s Piano Sonata in A major, D 664, with pianist Zee Zee. 4.0 Composer of the Week: Mozart (2/5) 5.0 In Tune. Fantasia Orchestra conductor Tom Fetherstonhaugh chats to Katie Derham. 7.0 BBC Proms 2026 . Live from the Royal Albert Hall, Elena Schwarz conducts the BBC National Orchestra of Wales and violinist Alina Ibragimova in BA Zimmermann’s Märchen-Suite, Mendelssohn’s Violin Concerto in E minor and Dvořák’s Symphony No 7 in D minor. 10.0 Night Tracks 11.30 ’Round Midnight 12.30 Through the Night
11.0 Discovering: Joan Fontaine 12.0 The Movies 1.0 Tales of the Unexpected 2.0 The Alfred Hitchcock Hour 3.0 The Seventies 4.0 Discovering: Richard Harris 5.0 Portrait Artist of the Year 2021 6.0 Tales of the Unexpected 7.0 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 7.30 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 8.0 The World in a Painting: Velazquez’s Chili Pepper 9.15 Beyond the Brush 9.45 Beyond the Brush 10.15 Wonderland: Gothic 11.15 The Movies 12.15 I Am Steve McQueen 2.0 Voices of the Valleys 3.0 World War II & Cinema 4.0 Sky Arts Book Club 5.0 The Movies
Sky Atlantic 6.0am Fish Town 7 8.0 Billions 10.20 Task 11.35 Task 12.50 Homicide: Life on the Street 3.0 Billions 4.10 Billions 5.20 Heated Rivalry 6.25 Heated Rivalry 7.30 True Detective: Night Country 9.0 Gomorrah: The Origins 10.0 Gomorrah: The Origins 11.0 Prisoner 12.0 True Detective: Night Country 1.10 True Detective: Night Country 2.20 True Detective: Night Country 3.35 Billions 4.35 Sort Of 5.05 Urban Secrets
Radio 4 6.0am Today 9.0 Invisible Hands. David Dimbleby tells the story of the man who started the cold war with a telegram. (2/6) 9.30
6.0 Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine (T) 11.30 Storm & Alexis (T) 12.45 News (T) 12.50 Matt Allwright (T) 2.15 A Murder in Venice (Lane Shefter Bishop, 2023) (T) 4.0 Castle (T) (R) 4.55 Love Nature (T) (R) 5.0 News (T) 6.0 Majorca: A Year in the Sun (T) (R) 6.55 News (T) 7.0 The Yorkshire Vet: At Home With the Greens (T) (R) 7.55 News (T)
8.0 Inside Longleat (T) James Ford visits the Tower of London to fi nd out why the builder of Longleat House was nearly executed at the Tower of London – twice. 9.0 The Victorians With Rob Rinder and Ruth Goodman (T) How some of history’s events were experienced by the rich and by the poor.
10.30 The Pile Up: Death on the
Motorway (T) (R)
12.05 The Cannibal Next Door (T)
(R) 1.0 Cruise TV (T) (R) 2.0
GPs: Behind Closed Doors
(T) (R) 2.50 Castle (T) (R)
3.40 Friends (T) (R) 4.30
The Highland Vet (T) (R)
5.25 Entertainment News
(T) 5.35 Milo (T) (R) 5.45
Paddington (T) (R)
Inside Health (5/6) 10.0 Woman’s Hour 11.0 Screenshot (R) 11.45 Tony Hawks Is Giving Nothing Away (R) 12.0 News 12.04 Call You and Yours 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World at One 1.45 The Bare Necessities . A forager and herbalist who grows wild plants that provide food and medicine. (2/5) 2.0 The Archers (R) 2.15 Sunbird. Romantic comedy, by Christopher William Hill. Middle-aged Lizzie finds herself in a love triangle while on holiday on Ibiza. With Lucy Speed, Fenella Woolgar and Milo Twomey. 3.0 Lady on Trial With Lucy Worsley . The story of opera singer Georgina Weldon, who launched a barrage of legal actions after her husband tried to have her committed to an asylum. (8/10) 3.30 Heart and Soul (R) 4.0 The Writing Life of Sylvia Plath. Mariella Frostrup considers how Plath’s work was informed by her struggles with mental illness. (3/3) 4.30 What’s Up Docs? Chris and Xand van Tulleken explore hydration. 5.0 PM 5.57 Weather 6.0 News 6.30 Meet David Sedaris (R) 7.0 The Archers 7.15 Front Row 8.0 A Romanian
7.0 Great British Railway Journeys (T) (R) Michael Portillo travels from Lincoln to York. 7.30 Wainwright Walks (T) (R) Julia Bradbury scales Haystacks in the Lake District.
8.0
To the Manor Born (T) (R)
The fi rst episode of the
sitcom, with Penelope Keith.
8.30 Keeping Up Appearances (T)
(R) Hyacinth plans a nautical
supper, but events take an
unexpected turn.
9.0
She-Wolves: England’s Early
Queens (T) (R) Lady Jane
Grey and Mary Tudor’s battle
for the English throne .
10.0 Castles (T) (R)
11.0
Corridors of Power:
Should America Police
the World? (T) (R)
12.0
Corridors of Power: Should
America Police the World?
(T) (R) 1.0 She-Wolves:
England’s Early Queens
(T) (R) 2.0 Castles (T) (R)
3.0 Great British Railway
Journeys (T) (R)
Ransom A secret cold war trade of animals in exchange for Jewish lives. 8.40 In Touch 9.0 Crossing Continents . Yolande Knell reports on how Gaza is developing as an unlikely tech hub. (1/9) 9.30 Scam Secrets (R) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Vicar of Wakefield. By Oliver Goldsmith. (2/10) 11.0 Wild Inside (R) 11.30 Hollywood and the Adland Five (R) 12.0 News and Weather 12.30 Tony Hawks Is Giving Nothing Away (R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 As World Service 5.0 News Summary 5.04 Inside Science (R) 5.32 Weather 5.34 Shipping Forecast 5.43 Prayer for the Day 5.45 Farming Today
(1/6) 11.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (2/5) 12.0 Yes Minister (4/8) 12.30 The Last Goon Show of All 1.30 Following Pappano (2/5) 1.45 Small Island (7/15) 2.0 Hoax! 2.30 The Brothers (4/4) 3.0 A Wizard of Earthsea (1/2) 4.0 Free Thinking 4.45 The Essay: The Little Secrets of Great Works (3/5) 5.0 The Waiting Game (1/6) 5.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (2/5) 6.0 Yes Minister (4/8) 6.30 The Last Goon Show of All 7.30 Following Pappano (2/5) 7.45 Small Island (7/15) 8.0 Hoax! 8.30 The Brothers (4/4) 9.0 A Wizard of Earthsea (1/2) 10.0 Comedy Club: Meet David Sedaris (5/6) 10.30 And the Winner Is (5/6) 11.0 All the World’s a Globe (5/8) 11.15 Foley and McColl: The Interview (5/6) 11.30 Chain Reaction (1/6) 12.0 Free Thinking 12.45 The Essay: The Little Secrets of Great Works (3/5) 1.0 The Waiting Game (1/6) 1.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (2/5) 2.0 Yes Minister (4/8) 2.30 The Last Goon Show of All 3.30 Following Pappano (2/5) 3.45 Small Island (7/15) 4.0 Hoax! 4.30 The Brothers (4/4) 5.0 A Wizard of Earthsea (1/2)
Radio 4 Extra 6.0am The Waiting Game (1/6) 6.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (2/5) 7.0 Yes Minister (4/8) 7.30 The Last Goon Show of All 8.30 Following Pappano (2/5) 8.45 Small Island (7/15) 9.0 Meet David Sedaris (5/6) 9.30 Behind the Taverna (2/5) 9.45 Daily Service 10.0 Free Thinking 10.45 The Essay: The Little Secrets of Great Works (3/5) 11.0 The Waiting Game
BBC Two ITV1 Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC Four
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.30 Animal Park (T) (R) 10.15 Trace, Track, Get My Car Back (T) (R) 10.45 Expert Witness (T) (R) 11.15 Homes Under the Hammer (T) (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 1.0 News (T) 1.35 Regional News and Weather (T) 1.45 News (T) 2.0 Money for Nothing (T) 2.45 Escape to the Country (T) (R) 3.45 The Bidding Room (T) 4.30 The Answer Run (T) 5.15 Pointless (T) (R) 6.0 News (T) 6.30 Regional News and Weather (T) 7.0 The One Show (T) 7.30 EastEnders (T)
8.0 The Repair Shop (T) (R) Restorations include a pair of original seats from Arsenal’s Highbury stadium and a chapel from a model village. 9.0 Murder 24/7 (T) Part two of two. Police attempt to build a case against Matthew Jonathan for the murder – and a bloody footprint provides a breakthrough.
10.0 News (T) 10.30 Regional News (T) Weather 10.40 You’re Cordially Invited (Nicholas Stoller, 2025) (T) Two wedding parties have been double-booked by their venue. Comedy, starring Will Ferrell . 12.25 The Hit List Celebrity Special (T) (R) 1.10 Weather for the Week Ahead (T) 1.15 News (T)
BBC Three 7.0pm The Catch Up 7.05 Deadly 60 8.0 Top Gear 9.0 Top Gear 10.0 Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee 11.40 Dinosaur 12.05 Dinosaur 1.0 Jesy Nelson: Odd One Out 2.0 James Arthur: Out of Our Minds 3.0 Zara McDermott: Disordered Eating
U&Dave 6.0am Teleshopping 7.25 Top Gear 8.20 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 10.20 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 11.20 Yukon Gold 12.20 Top Gear 1.20 Top Gear 2.20 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 3.0 Martin Clunes: Islands of Australia 4.0 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 5.0 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 6.0 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 7.0 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 8.20 Would I Lie to You? 9.0 QI XL 10.0 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 11.0 Taskmaster 12.0 Mock the Week 12.40 Would I Lie to You? 1.20 Would I Lie to You? 2.0 QI XL 3.0 Richard Osman’s House of Games 3.30 Parks and Recreation 4.0 Teleshopping
6.30 Money for Nothing (T) (R) 7.15 The Bidding Room (T) (R) 8.0 Sign Zone: Great Japanese Railway Journeys (T) (R) 9.0 News (T) 1.0 Richard Osman’s House of Games (T) (R) 1.30 The Finish Line (T) (R) 2.15 Do You Know Your Place? (T) (R) 2.45 Cricket: The Hundred (T) Trent Rockets Women v Birmingham Phoenix Women (start-time 3pm).6.0 Cricket: The Hundred (T) Trent Rockets Men v Birmingham Phoenix Men (start-time 6.30pm).
9.30 Live at the Apollo (T) (R) Ria Lina comperes the comedy show fi lmed at London’s Hammersmith Apollo, introducing standup routines by fellow comedians Lucy Beaumont and Josh Pugh.
10.0 The Big Cases: The Funeral Home Horror (T) How a debt-ridden undertaker betrayed grieving families. 10.30 Newsnight (T) Weather 11.05 Uncanny (T) (R) 12.05 The Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke (T) (R) 12.55 Sign Zone: Amityville – An Origin Story (T) (R) 1.50 This Is BBC Two (T)
E4 6.0am Hollyoaks 6.30 Hollyoaks 6.55 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 7.0 Couples Come Dine With Me 8.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 9.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.0 America’s Funniest Home Videos 11.0 Below Deck: Mediterranean 12.0 The Simpsons 12.30 The Simpsons 1.0 The Simpsons 1.30 The Simpsons 2.0 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3.0 Modern Family 5.0 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.0 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Vanderpump Rules 9.0 Gogglebox 11.05 Naked Attraction 12.05 First Dates at Christmas 1.05 Gogglebox 2.10 Vanderpump Rules 3.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.50 The Simpsons 4.15 The Goldbergs 4.40 The Goldbergs 5.05 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Speed (1994) 11.15
Ambulance (2022) 2.0 Downhill (2020)
PBS America 6.0am Teleshopping 8.0 America the Bountiful 8.35 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 9.40 Pirates: Behind the Legends 10.40 Iron Curtain: Living Under Soviet Occupation 11.55 Hitler’s Gold 1.0 America the Bountiful 1.35 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 2.35 Hitler’s Gold 3.35 Pirates: Behind the Legends 4.35 Iron Curtain: Living Under Soviet Occupation 5.50 Hitler’s Gold 6.50 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 7.50 Pirates: Behind the Legends 8.50 Iron Curtain: Living Under Soviet Occupation 10.0 Hitler’s Gold 11.0 Pirates: Behind the Legends 12.0 Iron Curtain: Living Under Soviet Occupation 1.15 America the Bountiful 2.0 Teleshopping
Film4 11.0am My Spy (2020) 12.55
Monkey Business (1952) 2.50 Siege at Red River (1954) 4.35 Heaven Knows, Mr Allison (1957) 6.40 Steel Magnolias (1989) 9.0
Sky One 6.0am Mornings 7.0 Mornings With Ridge and Frost 8.0 Stargate SG-1 9.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.0 Will & Grace 11.0 The Simpsons 12.0 Moon: Nature’s Secret Force 1.0 Hawaii Five-0
6.0 Good Morning Britain (T) 10.0 This Morning (T) 1.30 News and Weather (T) 1.55 Local News and Weather (T) 2.0 Dickinson’s Real Deal (T) (R) 3.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 4.0 Tipping Point (T) (R) 5.0 The Chase (T) (R) 6.0 Local News and Weather (T) 6.30 News and Weather (T) 7.30 Deal Or No Deal: Banker’s Best Battles (T)
8.0 Emmerdale (T) It is a sad day for the Dingles, and Charity is brave. 8.30 Coronation Street (T) Sienna goes on a diffi cult mission and Lauren leaves Betsy to fend for herself . 9.0 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (T) (R) Big-prize general knowledge quiz hosted by Jeremy Clarkson .
10.0 News (T) Weather
10.30 Local News (T) Weather
10.45 Long Lost Family: Born
Without Trace (T) (R)
11.45 The Assembly (T) (R)
With the rapper Aitch .
12.10 Shop on TV 3.0 Love &
Death (T) (R) 3.50 Inside the
Langham (T) (R) 4.15 Unwind
With ITV (T) 5.35 Tom
Kerridge Cooks Italy (T) (R)
2.0 Hawaii Five-0 3.0 S.W.A.T 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 The Simpsons 6.0 Animal Control 7.0 The Simpsons 8.0 A League of Their Own: The Rally 9.0 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 11.30 Animal Control 12.0 Animal Control 12.30 Grimm 1.30 The Force: Manchester 2.30 Road Wars 3.0 Hawaii Five-0 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 S.W.A.T
Sky Arts 6.0am Classic FM Live: A Film Music Spectacular 8.0 The Joy of Painting 8.30 The Joy of Painting 9.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.30 Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 11.0 Discovering: Richard Harris 12.0 The Movies 1.0 Tales of the Unexpected 1.30 Tales
The Undeclared War, Channel 4
6.30 The King of Queens (T) (R) 7.45 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.10 Frasier (T) (R) 11.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (R) 12.05 News (T) 12.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (T) (R) 1.10 The Great House Giveaway (T) (R) 2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 A Place in the Sun (T) (R) 4.0 Saving Country Houses With Penelope Keith (T) (R) 5.0 Chateau DIY (T) (R) 6.0 American Pickers (T) (R) 7.0 News (T)
8.0 Extraordinary Extensions (T) A couple who are turning their Surrey home into a Marbella-inspired party pad . 9.0 The Undeclared War (T) Barbara comes under Charlie’s scrutiny as tragedy strikes GCHQ. Danny, Saara and Roz try to help Vadim escape, and Danny makes an earth-shattering discovery.
10.0 The Undeclared War (T)
Last in the series.
11.0
24 Hours in A&E (T) (R)
12.05 Celebrity Hunted (T) (R)
1.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA (T) (R) 2.40
The Hitler Interviews (T) (R)
3.30 Dover 24/7 (T) (R) 4.30
Grand Designs (T) (R) 5.20
Love It Or List It (T) (R) 5.50
Countdown (T) (R)
of the Unexpected 2.0 The Alfred Hitchcock Hour 3.0 The Seventies 4.0 Discovering: James Coburn 5.0 Best of Portrait Artist of the Year 2021 6.0 Tales of the Unexpected 7.0 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 7.30 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 8.0 Voices of the Valleys 9.0 Bryn Terfel: Celtic Beethoven 10.25 Riverdance 25th Anniversary Show 12.25 The Eighties 1.20 Rik Mayall’s Sketches: Rare and Unseen 2.15 Cleo Laine: The Unseen Home Movies 3.10 World War II & Cinema 4.05 Sky Arts Book Club 5.0 The Movies
Sky Atlantic 6.0am Fish Town 8.0 Billions 9.10 Billions 10.20 Heated Rivalry 11.25 Heated Rivalry 12.30 Homicide: Life on the Street 1.30 Homicide: Life on the Street 2.30 Billions 3.35 Billions 4.40 Heated Rivalry 5.45 Heated Rivalry 6.50 The Penguin 7.55 The Penguin 9.0 House of the Dragon 10.15 Station Eleven 11.15 Station Eleven 12.15 True Detective: Night Country 1.30 Sort Of 2.0 Possession 3.0 Possession 4.05 Billions 5.10 Urban Secrets
Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast 9.30 Essential Classics 1.0 Classical Live. From the International Sacred Music festival in Fribourg, alto Marta Fumagalli and the Ghislieri Choir and Orchestra, conducted by Giulio Prandi, perform Baldassare Galuppi’s Nisi Dominus. 3.0 Choral Evensong 4.0 Composer of the Week: Mozart 5.0 In Tune 6.0 BBC Proms 2026 . Live from the Royal Albert Hall, Kahchun Wong conducts the Hallé and pianist Alexandra Dariescu in Ravel’s La Vallée Des Cloches, Boulanger’s Fantasy for piano and orchestra and Rachmaninov’s Symphony No 2 in E minor. 8.10 BBC Proms 2026 . Folk group the Unthanks and friends perform with the Royal Northern Sinfonia at Middlesbrough Town Hall. 10.15 BBC Proms 2026. Live from London, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, the Nu Civilisation Orchestra, directed by Peter Edwards, and guests celebrate 40 years of Paul Simon’s album Graceland. 11.45 ’Round Midnight 12.30 Through the Night
6.0 Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine (T) 11.30 Storm & Alexis (T) 12.45 News (T) 12.50 Matt Allwright (T) 2.15 A Town Called Murder (Peter Sullivan, 2023) (T) 4.0 Castle (T) (R) 4.55 Love Nature (T) (R) 5.0 News (T) 6.0 Majorca: A Year in the Sun (T) (R) 6.55 News (T) 7.0 Car Pound Cops (T) (R) 7.55 News (T)
8.0 Casualty 24/7: Every Second Counts (T) Paramedics rush in a 70-year-old man with a dangerously low heart rate. Last in the series. 9.0 999: Critical Condition (T) Charlotte arrives potentially paralysed following a car crash, and Graham faces diffi cult surgery to remove a tumour from his head.
10.0 Ambulance: Code Red (T) (R) 11.05 Cause of Death (T) (R) A body is discovered in a fi eld. 12.05 A&E After Dark (T) (R) 1.0 Cruise TV (T) (R) 2.0 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (T) (R) 2.50 Castle (T) (R) 3.40 Friends (T) (R) 4.35 The Highland Vet (T) (R) 5.35 Milo (T) (R) 5.45 The Adventures of Paddington (T) (R)
Radio 4 6.0am Today 9.0 Sideways. Why positivity is often the default response to difficult news. (4/8) 9.30 Breakin’ the Cycle. Colin and D begin production, but remain tempted by their drug business. (2/6) 10.0 Woman’s Hour 11.0 A Romanian Ransom (R) 11.40 This Week in History 11.45 Tony Hawks Is Giving Nothing Away (R) 12.0 News 12.04 You and Yours 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World at One 1.45 The Bare Necessities. The construction of houses on stilts in Perthshire, based on an ancient design. (3/5) 2.0 The Archers (R) 2.15 United Kingdoms. Five short plays about hoping: Coryton by Leila Navabi; Keighley by Anjum Malik; Lisburn by Shirley-Anne Mcmillan; Bargeddie by Robert Softley Gayle; and Colchester Stabbings by Dan Whitlam. (R) 3.0 Precious Stones (R) 3.30 The Ocean Within Us. Emily Knight explores why the human body contains so much water. 4.0 The Power of Guilt (R) 4.15 The Media Show 5.0 PM 6.0 News 6.30 Best Medicine. Free flaps surgery, pilates and the power of persistence.
7.0 Great British Railway Journeys (T) (R) A day in York. 7.30 Wainwright Walks (T) (R) The demanding mountain of Blencathra.
8.0
The Treasures of Ancient
Rome (T) (R) The Roman
view of sex and violence.
8.55 Mary Beard Remembers:
Ultimate Rome – Empire
Without Limit (T) (R)
9.10
Mary Beard’s Ultimate
Rome: Empire Without Limit
(T) (R) The historian e xplores
the myths and revolutions of
the Roman empire .
10.10 I, Claudius (T) (R) A marriage
is arranged for Claudius .
11.05 I, Claudius (T) (R) Augustus
learns of Livilla’s lies .
11.55 The Treasures of Ancient
Rome (T) (R)
12.55 Wainwright Walks (T) (R)
1.55 Mary Beard’s Ultimate
Rome: Empire Without Limit
(T) (R) 2.55 Great British
Railway Journeys (T) (R)
(2/6) 7.0 The Archers 7.15 Front Row 8.0 AntiSocial (R) 8.45 Café Hope (R) 9.0 Invisible Hands (R) 9.30 Inside Health (R) 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Vicar of Wakefield (3/10) 11.0 Sunil Patel: An Idiot’s Guide to Living Forever. Sunil tries to make a baby. (5/6) 11.15 Follow the Rabbit (R) 11.30 Hollywood and the Adland Five (R) 12.0 News 12.30 Tony Hawks Is Giving Nothing Away (R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 As World Service 5.0 News 5.04 Sideways Only (R) 5.34 Shipping Forecast 5.43 Prayer for the Day 5.45 Farming Today
12.30 Hancock’s Half Hour (8/12) 1.0 Bridget Christie: Mortal (3/4) 1.30 Following Pappano (3/5) 1.45 Small Island (8/15) 2.0 The Ultimate Choice (1/6) 2.30 Getting Nowhere Fast (1/6) 3.0 A Wizard of Earthsea (2/2) 4.0 Sound of Cinema 5.0 The Waiting Game (2/6) 5.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (3/5) 6.0 After Henry (6/8) 6.30 Hancock’s Half Hour (8/12) 7.0 Bridget Christie: Mortal (3/4) 7.30 Following Pappano (3/5) 7.45 Small Island (8/15) 8.0 The Ultimate Choice (1/6) 8.30 Getting Nowhere Fast (1/6) 9.0 A Wizard of Earthsea (2/2) 10.0 Best Medicine (1/6) 10.30 Mitch Benn’s Crimes Against Music (2/4) 11.0 Dave Podmore’s Cricket Night (4/4) 11.30 Dial M for Pizza (4/6) 12.0 Sound of Cinema 1.0 The Waiting Game (2/6) 1.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (3/5) 2.0 After Henry (6/8) 2.30 Hancock’s Half Hour (8/12) 3.0 Bridget Christie: Mortal (3/4) 3.30 Following Pappano (3/5) 3.45 Small Island (8/15) 4.0 The Ultimate Choice (1/6) 4.30 Getting Nowhere Fast (1/6) 5.0 A Wizard of Earthsea (2/2)
Radio 4 Extra 6.0am The Waiting Game (2/6) 6.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (3/5) 7.0 After Henry (6/8) 7.30 Hancock’s Half Hour (8/12) 8.0 Bridget Christie: Mortal (3/4) 8.30 Following Pappano (3/5) 8.45 Small Island (8/15) 9.0 Best Medicine (1/6) 9.30 Behind the Taverna (3/5) 9.45 Daily Service 10.0 Sound of Cinema 11.0 The Waiting Game (2/6) 11.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (3/5) 12.0 After Henry (6/8)
BBC Two ITV1 Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC Four
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.30 Animal Park (T) (R) 10.15 Trace, Track, Get My Car Back (T) (R) 10.45 Expert Witness (T) (R) 11.15 Homes Under the Hammer (T) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 1.0 News (T) 1.35 Regional News and Weather (T) 1.45 News (T) 2.0 Money for Nothing (T) 2.45 Escape to the Country (T) (R) 3.45 The Bidding Room (T) (R) 4.30 The Answer Run (T) 5.15 Pointless (T) (R) 6.0 News (T) 6.30 Regional News and Weather (T) 7.0 The One Show (T) 7.30 EastEnders (T)
8.0 Fake Or Fortune? (T) The art detectives inspect 15 unsigned prints of Lucian Freud’s etching Girl with Fig Leaf . Last in the series. 9.0 Who Do You Think You Are? (T) British heptathlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson travels to the Bahamas and Miami in search of her ancestry . Last in the series.
10.0 News (T) 10.30 Regional News (T) Weather 10.40Murder 24/7 (T) (R) The 2025 murder of 54-year-old Hereford man Jamie Gawler . 11.40 Murder 24/7 (T) (R) Part two of two. Documentary. 12.40 Alan Carr’s Picture Slam (T) (R) 1.25 Weather for the Week Ahead (T) 1.30 News (T)
BBC Three 7.0pm The Catch Up 7.05 Deadly 60 8.0 Sort Your Life Out With Stacey Solomon 9.0 Better Date Than Never 12.10 Things You Should Have Done 1.40 Tartan Around With Lawrence Chaney 3.45 Jobless
U&Dave 6.0am Teleshopping 7.25 Top Gear 8.20 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 9.20 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 10.20 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 11.20 Yukon Gold 12.20 Top Gear 2.20 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 3.0 Martin Clunes: Islands of Australia 4.0 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 5.0 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 6.0 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 7.0 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 8.20 Would I Lie to You? 9.0 QI XL 10.0 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 11.0 Taskmaster 12.0 Mock the Week 12.40 Would I Lie to You? 1.20 Would I Lie to You? 2.0 QI XL 3.0 Richard Osman’s House of Games 3.35 Parks and Recreation 4.0 Teleshopping
6.15 Homes Under the Hammer (T) (R) 7.15 Money for Nothing (T) (R) 8.0 Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World (T) (R) 9.0 News (T) 1.0 Richard Osman’s House of Games (T) (R) 1.30 The Finish Line (T) (R) 2.15 Do You Know Your Place? (T) (R) 2.45 The Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation (T) (R) 3.45 The Farmers’ Country Showdown (T) (R) 4.30 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (T) (R) 5.15 Flog It! (T) (R) 6.0 Richard Osman’s House of Games (T) (R) 7.0 Escape to the Country (T) (R)
8.0 Digging for Britain (T) (R) Featuring a rare medieval cemetery, a disappearing Mesolithic landscape and the ruins of a gothic masterpiece. 9.0 The Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke (T) With the family isolated, outsiders try to fi nd out what is happening. Last in the series. 9.50 The Fens: A Wild Year (T) (R)
10.0 Inside No 9 (T) (R) Police offi cer Katrina is determined to crack the case of a missing boy . With Sophie Okonedo. 10.30 Newsnight (T) Weather 11.05 Women Talking (Sarah Polley, 2022) (T) Drama, starring Rooney Mara. 12.40 Sign Zone Ambulance (T) (R) 1.40 Evolution (T) (R) 2.40 This Is BBC Two (T)
E4 6.0am Modern Family 6.55 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 7.0 Couples Come Dine With Me 8.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.0 America’s Funniest Home Videos 11.0 Below Deck: Mediterranean 12.0 The Simpsons 2.0 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3.0 Modern Family 5.0 The Simpsons 8.0 Vanderpump Rules 9.0 Cruising Paradise: Above and Below Deck 10.0 Gogglebox 11.0 Naked Attraction 12.10 First Dates 1.15 Cruising Paradise: Above and Below Deck 2.10 Vanderpump Rules 3.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.55 The Goldbergs 4.20 The Goldbergs 4.45 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5.10 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
PBS America 6.0am Teleshopping 8.0 America the Bountiful 8.35 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 9.35 Pirates: Behind the Legends 10.35 Iron Curtain: Living Under Soviet Occupation 11.50 Hitler’s Gold 1.0 America the Bountiful 1.35 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 2.35 Hitler’s Gold 3.35 Pirates: Behind the Legends 4.35 Iron Curtain: Living Under Soviet Occupation 5.50 Hitler’s Gold 6.50 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 7.50 Pirates: Behind the Legends 8.50 Iron Curtain: Living Under Soviet Occupation 10.0 Hitler’s Gold 11.0 Pirates: Behind the Legends 12.0 Iron Curtain: Living Under Soviet Occupation 1.15 America the Bountiful 2.0 Teleshopping
Film4 11.0am Miracle on 34th Street (1994) 1.15
The Black Swan (1942) 3.0 Sign of the Pagan (1954) 4.50
All That Heaven Allows (1955) 6.45
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain (2021) 9.0 Captain Phillips (2013) 11.40
Dance With a Stranger (1985) 1.45
Our Kind of Traitor (2016)
Sky One 6.0am Mornings 6.30 Mornings 7.0 Mornings With Ridge and Frost 7.30 Mornings With Ridge and Frost 8.0 Stargate SG-1 9.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.0 Will & Grace 10.30 Will & Grace 11.0 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.0 Moon: Nature’s Secret Force 1.0 Hawaii Five-0 2.0 Hawaii Five-0 3.0
6.0 Good Morning Britain (T) 10.0 This Morning (T) 1.30 News and Weather (T) 1.55 Local News and Weather (T) 2.0 Dickinson’s Real Deal (T) (R) 3.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 4.0 Tipping Point (T) (R) 5.0 The Chase (T) (R) 6.0 Local News and Weather (T) 6.30 News and Weather (T) 7.30 Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy (T)
8.0 Emmerdale (T) Charity takes big steps, and the Dingles unite in their grief at Monty’s funeral. 8.30 Coronation Street (T) Kit extends an ominous invitation to Gary . 9.0 The Chase Around the World (T) The competitors land in Paris to take on the Vixen and the Beast .
10.0 News (T) Weather 10.30 Local News (T) Weather 10.45 Casino Royale (Martin Campbell, 2006) (T) James Bond thriller, starring Daniel Craig, Eva Green and Mads Mikkelsen. 1.10 Shop on TV 3.0 The Summit (T) (R) 3.50 Unwind With ITV (T) 5.05 Deal Or No Deal: Celebrity Special (T) (R)
S.W.A.T 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.0 Animal Control 6.30 Animal Control 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Rob & Romesh vs Darts 9.0 The Dyers’ Caravan Park 10.0 The Paper 10.35 The Paper 11.10 Animal Control 11.40 Animal Control 12.10 Grimm 1.10 The Force: Manchester 2.05 Road Wars 3.0 Hawaii Five-0 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 S.W.A.T
Sky Arts 6.0am Peter and the Wolf 7.30 The Joy of Painting 8.0 The Joy of Painting 8.30 The Joy of Painting 9.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.30 Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 10.30 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 11.0 Discovering: James Coburn 12.0 The
6.30 The King of Queens (T) (R) 7.45 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.10 Frasier (T) (R) 11.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (R) 12.05 News (T) 12.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (T) (R) 1.10 The Great House Giveaway (T) (R) 2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 A Place in the Sun (T) (R) 4.0 Saving Country Houses With Penelope Keith (T) (R) 5.0 Chateau DIY (T) (R) 6.0 American Pickers (T) (R) 7.0 News (T)
8.0 Renovation Rescue (T) In West Sussex, Vogue Williams and Luke Mabbott help to salvage artist Penny’s dream of a retirement by the sea. 9.0 Murder Case: The Digital Detectives (T) How detectives used digital forensics to solve the murder of 19-year-old Matthew Daulby in July 2023.
10.0 The Body Detectives (T) (R)
11.05 Social Media Monsters (T) (R)
12.05 Crime Scene Cleaners (T)
(R) 1.0 Murder Case: The
Digital Detectives (T) (R) 1.55
Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (T) (R)
2.45 The Undeclared War
(T) (R) 4.30 Love It Or List It
(T) (R) 4.55 Couples Come
Dine With Me (T) (R) 5.50
Countdown (T) (R)
Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast 9.30 Essential Classics 1.0 Classical Live. From the Proms, Thomas Søndergård conducts the Royal Scottish National Orchestra and pianist Kirill Gerstein in Rachmaninov’s Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini. Plus, at the Ryedale festival, Schubert’s (arr Liszt) Der Müller und der Bach and Liebesbotschaft with pianist Zee Zee. 4.0 Composer of the Week: Mozart (4/5) 5.0 In Tune 7.0 BBC Proms 2026. Live from the Royal Albert Hall, a semi- staged performance of Weber’s Oberon, with Nicky Spence (Oberon), Jennifer Davis (Reiza), Charles Castronovo (Sir Huon of Bordeaux), Yannick Debus (Sherasmin), Rachael Wilson (Fatima), J’Nai Bridges (Puck), Charlotte Bowden (Mermaid), Jessica Cale (Mermaid), the Monteverdi Choir and the Orchestre Revolutionnaire et Romantique, conducted by Mark Elder. 10.0 Night Tracks 11.30 ’Round Midnight 12.30 Through the Night
Movies 1.0 Tales of the Unexpected 1.30 Tales of the Unexpected 2.0 The Alfred Hitchcock Hour 3.0 The Eighties 4.0 Discovering: Dean Martin 5.0 Portrait Artist of the Year 2022 6.0 Tales of the Unexpected 6.30 Tales of the Unexpected 7.0 Voices of the Valleys 8.0 Discovering: Bruce Willis 9.0 The Very Best of Peter Sellers 10.10 Spike Milligan: The Unseen Archive 11.45 The Directors 12.45 Garbo: Where Did You Go? 2.40 World War II & Cinema 3.40 Inside Art: Linda McCartney Retrospective 4.05 Sky Arts Book Club 5.05 The Movies
Sky Atlantic 6.0am Fish Town 7.0 Fish Town 8.0 Billions 9.10 Billions 10.20 Heated Rivalry 12.30 Homicide: Life on the Street 1.30 Homicide: Life on the Street 2.30 Billions 3.35 Billions 4.40 Heated Rivalry 5.45 Heated Rivalry 6.50 The Penguin 7.55 The Penguin 9.0 Possession 10.0 Possession 11.0 The Five-Star Weekend 12.45 All Her Fault 1.45 True Detective: Night Country 3.0 Billions 5.05 Urban Secrets
6.0 Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine (T) 11.30 Storm & Alexis (T) 12.45 News (T) 12.50 Matt Allwright (T) 2.20 Evil in a Small Town (Kaila York, 2023) (T) 4.0 Castle (T) (R) 4.55 Love Nature (T) (R) 5.0 News (T) 6.0 Menorca: A Year in the Sun (T) (R) 6.55 News (T) 7.0 Around the World in First Class With Josie Gibson (T) 7.55 News (T) 7.0 Great British Railway Journeys (T) (R) From Northallerton to Chester- Le-Street. 7.30 Pubs, Ponds and Power: The Story of the Village (T) (R) The history of Cromford in Derbyshire.
8.0 Cornwall: A Year By the Sea (T) At Watergate Bay, Michelin-starred chef Chris Eden and his team attempt their fi rst beach feast of the summer. Last in the series. 9.0 Benidorm Is Murder (T) A rooftop murder exposes old grudges and buried secrets at a comedy club. Drama, with John Hannah.
10.0 Killer at the Crime Scene (T)
(R) Crime documentary.
11.0
Murdered at First Sight (T)
(R) Police documentary.
12.05 Street Cops: Catching the
Yobs (T) (R) 1.0 Cruise TV (T)
(R) 2.0 GPs: Behind Closed
Doors (T) (R) 2.50 Castle (T)
(R) 3.40 Friends (T) (R) 4.35
The Highland Vet (T) (R)
5.35 Milo (T) (R)
the Classics. Christopher Biggins and Llewelyn Morgan learn more about Nero, the boy emperor of Rome. (2/7) 9.30 The Guitar Story John Wilson reveals the story of the guitar as a driver of social and countercultural change in the 20th century. (1/4) 10.0 Woman’s Hour 11.0 The Three Ages of Child (R) 11.45 Tony Hawks Is Giving Nothing Away (R) 12.0 News 12.04 Scam Secrets. Consumer advice, with Shari Vahl. (2/8) 12.32 Sliced Bread (6/8) 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World at One 1.45 The Bare Necessities. Dan Richards meets Michael Wachter, who believes that learning survival skills will help to build ecological and cultural resilience for the future. (4/5) 2.0 The Archers (R) 2.15 A Portmeirion Love Affair With Life. Drama, by Bethan Roberts, that imagines Brian Epstein, manager of the Beatles, finding unexpected love in north Wales in the summer of 1966. 3.0 This Natural Life . Artist Tracey Emin introduces Martha Kearney to the wild waves of Margate. (5/6) 3.27 Radio 4 Appeal (R) 3.30 Feedback 4.0 The Briefing Room 4.30
8.0 Superman (Richard Donner, 1978) (T) An alien baby is evacuated from his doomed planet and lands on Earth, growing up to become a superpowered crusader for justice. Comic- strip adventure, starring Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Margot Kidder and Marlon Brando.
10.15 Christopher Reeve: Keeping Hope in Motion (T) (S) (R) 11.15 Parkinson (T) (R) A 1982 chat with Christopher Reeve. 12.15 Ian Rankin’s Hidden Edinburgh (T) (R) 1.10 Pubs, Ponds and Power: The Story of the Village (T) (R) 1.40 Ian Rankin’s Hidden Edinburgh (T) (R) 2.40 Great British Railway Journeys (T) (R)
Inside Science 5.0 PM 5.57 Weather 6.0 News 6.30 Icklewick FM (R) 7.0 The Archers 7.15 Front Row. 8.0 At Your Own Peril (R) 8.15 The Media Show (R) 9.0 Loose Ends (R) 9.45 The Cows Are Mad (R) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Vicar of Wakefield. By Oliver Goldsmith. (4/10) 11.0 Radical 11.30 Hollywood and the Adland Five (R) 12.0 News and Weather 12.30 Tony Hawks Is Giving Nothing Away (R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service 5.0 News 5.04 The Briefing Room (R) 5.32 Weather 5.34 Shipping Forecast 5.43 Prayer for the Day 5.45 Farming Today
Radio 4 Extra 6.0am The Waiting Game (3/6) 6.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (4/5) 7.0 Capital Gains (3/4) 7.30 The Burkiss Way (2/15) 8.0 Believe It! (4/4) 8.30 Following Pappano (4/5) 8.45 Small Island (9/15) 9.0 Icklewick FM (1/6) 9.30 Behind the Taverna (4/5) 9.45 Daily Service 10.0 Great Lives (6/9) 10.30 The Race to Dover 11.0 The Waiting Game (3/6) 11.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (4/5) 12.0 Capital
Gains (3/4) 12.30 The Burkiss Way (2/15) 1.0 Believe It! (4/4) 1.30 Following Pappano (4/5) 1.45 Small Island (9/15) 2.0 We’ve Been Here Before (4/4) 2.30 The Change (5/6) 3.0 Berlin (1/2) 4.0 Great Lives (6/9) 4.30 The Race to Dover 5.0 The Waiting Game (3/6) 5.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (4/5) 6.0 Capital Gains (3/4) 6.30 The Burkiss Way (2/15) 7.0 Believe It! (4/4) 7.30 Following Pappano (4/5) 7.45 Small Island (9/15) 8.0 We’ve Been Here Before (4/4) 8.30 The Change (5/6) 9.0 Berlin (1/2) 10.0 Comedy Club: Icklewick FM (1/6) 10.30 1966 and All That (4/4) 11.0 The Casebook of Max and Ivan (3/4) 11.30 Sophie Willan’s Guide to Normality (1/4) 11.45 What’s the Story, Ashley Storrie? (1/4) 12.0 Great Lives (6/9) 12.30 The Race to Dover 1.0 The Waiting Game (3/6) 1.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (4/5) 2.0 Capital Gains (3/4) 2.30 The Burkiss Way (2/15) 3.0 Believe It! (4/4) 3.30 Following Pappano (4/5) 3.45 Small Island (9/15) 4.0 We’ve Been Here Before (4/4) 4.30 The Change (5/6) 5.0 Berlin (1/2)
BBC Two ITV1 Channel 4 Channel 5 BBC Four
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.30 Animal Park (T) (R) 10.15 Trace, Track, Get My Car Back (T) (R) 10.45 Expert Witness (T) (R) 11.15 Homes Under the Hammer (T) (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) 1.0 News (T) 1.35 Regional News and Weather (T) 1.45 News (T) 2.0 The Hairdresser Mysteries (T) 2.45 Escape to the Country (T) (R) 3.45 The Bidding Room (T) 4.30 The Answer Run (T) 5.15 Pointless (T) (R) 6.0 News (T) 6.30 Regional News and Weather (T) 7.0 The One Show (T) 7.30 Our Lives (T)
8.0 Granite Harbour (T) Lindo and Bart face a race against time to fi nd the real killer . Last in the series. 9.0 Would I Lie to You? (T) (R) With guest panellists Cush Jumbo, Judi Love, Grayson Perry and Tim Vine . 9.30 Ann Droid (T) Sue invites Michael and Renee to a nice family dinner .
10.0 News (T) 10.30 Regional News (T) Weather 10.45 28 Days Later (Danny Boyle, 2002) (T) A man fi ghts to survive after Britain is devastated by a virus that leaves its victims consumed with homicidal rage. Horror, starring Cillian Murphy. 12.30 Weather for the Week Ahead (T) 12.35 News (T)
BBC Three 7.0pm The Catch Up 7.05 I Am Darren 7.20
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) 9.0 Death in Paradise 10.0 Ghosts Australia 10.20 Ghosts Australia 10.45 The Golden Cobra 12.40 Ideal 1.10 Ideal 3.35 Calamity James
U&Dave 6.0am Teleshopping 7.25 Top Gear 8.20 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 9.20 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 10.20 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 11.20 Yukon Gold 12.20 Top Gear 1.20 Top Gear 2.20 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 3.0 Martin Clunes: Islands of Australia 4.0 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 5.0 Rick Stein’s Cornwall 5.30 Rick Stein’s Cornwall 6.0 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 7.0 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 8.20 QI XL 9.20 Would I Lie to You? 10.0 Magnum PI 11.0 Magnum PI 12.0 Mock the Week 12.40 Would I Lie to You? 1.20 Would I Lie to You? 2.0 QI 2.30 QI 3.15 Richard Osman’s House of Games 4.0 Teleshopping
6.30 Money for Nothing (T) (R) 7.15 The Bidding Room (T) (R) 8.0 Sign Zone: Marcus Wareing Simply Provence (T) (R) 9.0 News (T) 1.0 House of Games (T) (R) 1.30 The Finish Line (T) (R) 2.15 Do You Know Your Place? (T) (R) 2.45 The Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation (T) (R) 3.45 The Farmers’ Country Showdown (T) (R) 4.30 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (T) (R) 5.15 Flog It! (T) (R) 6.0 Richard Osman’s House of Games (T) (R) 6.30 Just One Thing (T) (R) 7.0 Iolo’s Anglesey (T) (R) 7.30 Beechgrove Garden (T)
8.0 Gardeners’ World (T) Arit Anderson visits an inspiring edible garden in London. 9.0 Bergerac (T) Chloe fi nds evidence that there is some truth in John Blakely’s accusations . 9.45 QI XL (T) (R) With panellists Ria Lina, Eshaan Akbar, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. Hosted by Sandi Toksvig.
10.30 Newsnight (T) Weather 11.05 Hoard (Luna Carmoon, 2023) (T) A fostered teenage girl revisits her childhood memories. Drama, starring Saura Lightfoot-Leon, Joseph Quinn and Hayley Squires. 1.0 Sign Zone Panorama: Britain’s Strictest Schools (T) (R) 1.30 The Rapture (T) (R) 2.30 This Is BBC Two (T)
E4 6.0am Modern Family 6.55 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 7.0 Couples Come Dine With Me 8.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 9.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.0 America’s Funniest Home Videos 11.0 Below Deck: Mediterranean 12.0 The Simpsons 2.0 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3.0 Modern Family 5.0 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.0 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Vanderpump Rules 9.0 Celebrity Gogglebox for Stand Up to Cancer 10.0 American Pie: The Wedding (2003) 11.55 Naked Attraction 1.0 Gogglebox 2.0 Vanderpump Rules 3.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.50 The Goldbergs 4.15 The Goldbergs 4.40 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
6.40 Ad Astra (2019) 9.0 The Martian (2015) 11.50
Last Night in Soho (2021) 2.05 Sick of Myself (2023)
PBS America 6.0am Teleshopping 8.0 Weathered: Earth’s Extremes 8.35 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 9.35 The Real Truth 10.40 The Rosenbergs: Atomic Spies 11.50 Hunting the KGB Killers 1.0 Weathered: Earth’s Extremes 1.35 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 2.45 The Real Truth 3.45 The Rosenbergs: Atomic Spies 4.55 Hunting the KGB Killers 6.05 Conquistadors: The Rise and Fall 7.05 The Real Truth 8.15 The Rosenbergs: Atomic Spies 9.30 Hunting the KGB Killers 10.40 The Real Truth 12.0 The Rosenbergs: Atomic Spies 1.15 Weathered: Earth’s Extremes 2.0 Teleshopping
Film4 11.0am Oliver! (1968) 1.55
Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon (1942) 3.15
Buchanan Rides Alone (1958) 4.50
The True Story of Jesse James (1957)
Sky One 6.0am Mornings With Jones and Melbourne 6.30 Mornings With Jones and Melbourne 7.0 Mornings With Jones and Melbourne 7.30 Mornings With Jones and Melbourne 8.0
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Channel 4
6.0 Good Morning Britain (T) 10.0 This Morning (T) 1.30 News and Weather (T) 1.55 Local News and Weather (T) 2.0 Dickinson’s Real Deal (T) (R) 3.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 4.0 Tipping Point (T) (R) 5.0 The Chase (T) (R) 6.0 Local News and Weather (T) 6.30 News and Weather (T)
7.30 EFL Cup Live (T) Middlesbrough v Wrexham (kick-off 8pm). Mark Pougatch presents all the action from the fi rst- round tie between the two Championship sides at Riverside Stadium.
10.25 News (T) Weather 10.55 Local News (T) Weather 11.15 Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (Edward Zwick, 2016) (T) Action thriller sequel, starring Tom Cruise and Cobie Smulders. 1.10 Shop on TV 3.0 Force of Nature (T) (R) 3.50 Long Lost Family (T) (R) 4.45 Unwind With ITV (T)
Stargate SG-1 9.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.0 Will & Grace 10.30 Will & Grace 11.0 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.0 Moon: Nature’s Secret Force 1.0 Hawaii Five-0 2.0 Hawaii Five-0 3.0 S.W.A.T 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.0 Animal Control 7.0 The Simpsons 8.0 An Idiot Abroad 2 9.0 Micky Flanagan: If Ever We Needed It 10.15 Grimsburg 11.45 Animal Control 12.45 Grimm 1.40 The Force: Manchester 2.30 Road Wars 3.0 Hawaii Five-0 4.0 S.W.A.T 5.0 S.W.A.T
Sky Arts 6.0am Cirque Du Soleil: Varekai 8.0 The Joy of Painting 8.30 The Joy of Painting 9.0 Tales of the Unexpected 9.30 Tales of the Unexpected 10.0 Alfred Hitchcock
6.30 The King of Queens (T) (R) 7.45 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.10 Frasier (T) (R) 11.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (T) (R) 12.05 News (T) 12.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (T) (R) 1.10 The Great House Giveaway (T) (R) 2.10 Countdown (T) 3.0 A Place in the Sun (T) (R) 4.0 Saving Country Houses With Penelope Keith (T) (R) 5.0 Chateau DIY (T) (R) 6.0 American Pickers (T) (R) 7.0 News (T)
8.0 Surgery Secrets of the Super Rich (T) Hannah has a non- surgical liquid nose job, while Hollie tackles sun damage with laser technology . 9.0 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (T) Jimmy Carr hosts , as team captains Rob Beckett and Jon Richardson are joined by Katherine Ryan and Fatiha El-Ghorri.
10.0 Big Fat Quiz: Best Bits (T)
11.05 Sarah Millican: Home Bird
Live (T) (R) Standup show .
12.10 Greg Davies: The Back of
My Mum’s Head (T) (R) 1.05
Ramy (T) 1.40 Ramy (T) 2.15
Theater Camp ( 2023)
(T) Comedy, starring Ben
Platt and Molly Gordon.
3.50 Sunday Brunch (T) (R)
4.0 Four in a Bed (T) (R)
Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast 9.30 Essential Classics 1.0 Classical Live. From the Proms, Elena Schwarz conducts the BBC National Orchestra of Wales and violinist Alina Ibragimova in Mendelssohn’s Violin Concerto in E minor. Plus, from the Ryedale festival, Schubert’s Death and the Maiden Quartet, played by the Aris Quartet and Novo Quartet. 4.0 Composer of the Week: Mozart (5/5) 5.0 In Tune 7.0 BBC Proms 2026 . Nil Venditti conducts the BBC Symphony Orchestra and Chorus, the Epiphoni Consort, soprano Federica Lombardi, mezzo Chiara Amarù, tenor René Barbera and bass Nicola Ulivieri in Respighi’s Church Windows and Rossini’s Stabat Mater. 10.0 Late Junction. Dan Gilmore revisits forgotten hard- drive recordings, and Verity Sharp previews Poland’s Sanatorium of Sound festival. 11.30 ’Round Midnight 12.30 Through the Night
Presents 10.30 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 11.0 Discovering: Dean Martin 12.0 Agatha Christie’s Pale Horse 2.0 The Alfred Hitchcock Hour 3.0 The Eighties 4.0 Discovering: Peter Sellers 5.0 Portrait Artist of the Year 2022 6.0 Tales of the Unexpected 6.30 Tales of the Unexpected 7.0 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 7.30 Alfred Hitchcock Presents 8.0 Bob Dylan: The Other Side of the Mirror 9.35 I Was a Teenage Sex Pistol 11.20 Classic Albums 12.20 The Jam: Live at Rockpalast 1.50 Pretenders Live and Loose in LA 3.45 Sky Arts Book Club 4.45 Sean Connery vs James Bond
Sky Atlantic 6.0am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 8.0 Billions 9.10 Billions 10.20 Heated Rivalry 12.30 Homicide: Life on the Street 1.30 Homicide: Life on the Street 2.30 Billions 3.35 Billions 4.40 The Last of Us 6.05 The Last of Us 7.0 The Penguin 8.0 The Penguin 9.0 Station Eleven 10.0 Station Eleven 11.0 The Last of Us 12.0 True Detective: Night Country 1.30 Billions 2.40 Billions 3.50 Billions 5.0 Urban Secrets
6.0 Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine (T) 11.30 Storm & Alexis (T) 12.45 News (T) 12.50 Matt Allwright (T) 2.20 The Book Club Murders (Logan Giese, 2024) (T) 4.0 Castle (T) (R) 4.55 Love Nature (T) (R) 5.0 News (T) 6.0 Menorca: A Year in the Sun (T) (R) 6.55 News (T) 7.0 Tom Read Wilson’s Grand Tour (T) (R) 7.55 News (T)
8.0 Corsica: Jewel of the Mediterranean (T) A focus on the French island, once owned by Italy, which has 600 miles of coastline plus forests and mountains. 9.0 Alexander Armstrong in South Korea (T) (R) A journey across one of the most infl uential and successful countries on Earth .
10.30 Piers Morgan: Uncensored (T) Opinion-led news. 12.0 Fare Dodgers: At War With the Law (T) (R) 1.0 Cruise TV (T) (R) 2.0 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (T) (R) 2.50 Castle (T) (R) 3.40 Friends (T) (R) 4.30 Jane McDonald’s Yorkshire: No Place Like Home (T) (R) 5.35 Milo (T) (R) 5.45 Paddington (T) (R)
Programme . Sheila Dillon explores the practice of maturing cheese. 11.45 Tony Hawks Is Giving Nothing Away (R) 12.0 News 12.04 AntiSocial 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World at One 1.45 The Bare Necessities. Dan Richards seeks out the tradition-bearers who choose to live in close connection with the natural world. (5/5) 2.0 The Archers (R) 2.15 Central Intelligence. Espionage drama, by Greg Haddrick. In 1966, as Soviet nuclear fears grow, the CIA turns to satellites, surveillance and one desperate gamble: training a cat to spy on the KGB. With Kim Cattrall and Johnny Flynn. (5/10) 2.45 Living on the Edge (R) 3.0 Gardeners’ Question Time 3.45 Short Works. Parys, Anglesey, by Fflur Dafydd . 4.0 Last Word 4.30 Sideways (R) 5.0 PM . 5.57 Weather 6.0 News 6.30 Current-ish. Lucy Porter and guests discuss the stories everyone is talking about. (3/3) 7.0 The Archers 7.15 Screenshot. Ellen E Jones and Mark Kermode explore how film and TV have reflected changing ideas about masculinity and emotional intimacy.
7.0 Also Sprach Zarathustra at the Proms (T) A trio of pieces inspired by the wonders of the sky, with music by Strauss, Judith Weir and Ravel.
8.20 Top of the Pops (T) (R) Featuring All Saints, Honeyz and Kelis. From 2000. 8.45 Top of the Pops (T) (R) From 1984, including Tracey Ullman and Hazell Dean . 9.15 Top of the Pops (T) (R) From 1988, featuring Kim Wilde. 9.45 Tony Bennett at the London Palladium: BBC Sessions (T) (R) A 2011 concert .
10.45 Tony Bennett Sings: Songs
from the Movies (T) (R)
11.15 Tony Bennett Sings: His
Personal Hit Songbook (T) (R)
11.50 Tony Bennett Sings: Songs
of Broadway (T) (R)
12.20 Tony Bennett Sings: Saloon
Songs (T) (R) 12.55 Tony
Bennett Sings 1.55 Tony
Bennett’s New York (T) (R)
3.20 Top of the Pops (T) (R)
(6/6) 8.0 Any Questions? 8.55 This Week in History (R) 9.0 Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics (R) 9.30 Breakin’ the Cycle (R) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Vicar of Wakefield. By Oliver Goldsmith. (5/10) 11.0 Americast. Analysis of cultural and social stories in the US. 11.30 The Ocean Within Us (R) 12.0 News 12.30 Tony Hawks Is Giving Nothing Away (R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 As World Service 5.30 News 5.34 Shipping Forecast 5.43 Prayer for the Day 5.45 Living on the Edge (R)
Ken 1.0 The Confessional (4/6) 1.30 Following Pappano (5/5) 1.45 Small Island (10/15) 2.0 The Museum of Curiosity (3/6) 2.30 Millport (3/6) 3.0 Berlin (2/2) 4.0 Soul Music (4/5) 4.30 The Forum (3/5) 5.0 The Waiting Game (4/6) 5.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (5/5) 6.0 Little Blighty on the Down (5/5) 6.30 Beyond Our Ken 7.0 The Confessional (4/6) 7.30 Following Pappano (5/5) 7.45 Small Island (10/15) 8.0 The Museum of Curiosity (3/6) 8.30 Millport (3/6) 9.0 Berlin (2/2) 10.0 Comedy Club: Olga Koch: OK Computer (1/4) 10.30 Njambi McGrath: Becoming Njambi (3/4) 10.45 Rhys James Is Wise (3/4) 10.55 The Comedy Club Interview 11.0 Vent (5/6) 11.30 Laura Solon: Talking and Not Talking (4/6) 12.0 Soul Music (4/5) 12.30 The Forum (3/5) 1.0 The Waiting Game (4/6) 1.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (5/5) 2.0 Little Blighty on the Down (5/5) 2.30 Beyond Our Ken 3.0 The Confessional (4/6) 3.30 Following Pappano (5/5) 3.45 Small Island (10/15) 4.0 The Museum of Curiosity (3/6) 4.30 Millport (3/6) 5.0 Berlin (2/2)
Radio 4 Extra 6.0am The Waiting Game (4/6) 6.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (5/5) 7.0 Little Blighty on the Down (5/5) 7.30 Beyond Our Ken 8.0 The Confessional (4/6) 8.30 Following Pappano (5/5) 8.45 Small Island (10/15) 9.0 Olga Koch: OK Computer (1/4) 9.30 Behind the Taverna (5/5) 9.45 Daily Service 10.0 Soul Music (4/5) 10.30 The Forum (3/5) 11.0 The Waiting Game (4/6) 11.30 Who Killed Aldrich Kemp? (5/5) 12.0 Little Blighty on the Down (5/5) 12.30 Beyond Our
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